WELCOME TO THE NEW CLEAR ZONE
The residential sector for the future!
Rejoice, citizen! For your continued hard labours,
the People’s Office of Housing and Disposal of
Containers Previously Used for Hazardous Materials
have granted you Hab Unit 1 - a spacious one-room
domicile in the New Clear Zone. The POHDCPUHM
asserts that you will find Hab Unit 1 to your liking!
Citizens will note that wasteful expenditure of
wood glue when assembling Hab Unit 1 will lead to
Category 14 infractions. More prudent citizens will
find that loyalty is the glue that binds both
communities and building materials together.
Likewise, frivolous use of the People’s Painting
‘Supplies is discouraged.Accessories provided by the
POHDCUHM include:
+ 3 signs for approved
capitalist ventures
+ illumination modules
+ ventilation unit
+ small overhang
+ morally uplifting slogan