Japanese Motorcycle Sex Gang

Draggin my horse
through this one-ass town
Got 99 bottles of beer
I drank ‘em all down
They were on a wa and I drank them all
Now I’ve got a Billy Idol sneer
Face so bored, right out of my skull
Time to get my ass into gear.
I’m gonna join a gang, a motorcycle sex gang
Rev it up and Live it up
I’m gonna join a Japanese motorcycle sex gang, yeah!

Got a new blue tattoo and I’m ready to bang

Ready to join this crazy funhouse gang
There’s Yumiko and Kumiko and Spider and Bear
There’s Mystery Girl with long black hair
There’s Mothra and Zilla and Ernie and Burt
There’s Marigold and Fairygold who never wear a shirt

I’ve joined a gang, a motorcycle sex gang

Rev it up and Live it up
I’ve joined a Japanese suicidal motorcycle sex gang, yeah!

No more crummy office work

No more being a dummy office jerk
Freedom of the road and call me Mister Toad
Tanoshimo yo! Konyama nomo!
Namiga tarinai! Hanpa ja nai! Kawaii!
Motto nome ba! Ganbare!

I’ve joined a gang, a motorcycle sex gang

Rev it up and Live it up
I’ve joined a Japanese suicidal motorcycle sex gang, yeah!