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4 GOINGS ON ABOUT TOWN


11 THE TALK OF THE TOWN
Elizabeth Kolbert on climate change and partisanship;
stylishly succinct; riding round the reservoir;
eco-friendly fashion; Atlantic City’s monster organ.
LETTER FROM RWANDA
Nicola Twilley 16 The Cold Rush
The promise—and the challenges—of refrigeration.
SKETCHBOOK
Barry Blitt 21 “Saul Goodman Takes On His Sleaziest Client Yet”
SHOUTS & MURMURS
Megan Amram 23 The Tesla Body
PERSONAL HISTORY
Hua Hsu 24 My Dad and Kurt Cobain
Faxes from Taiwan on math and music.
A REPORTER AT LARGE
Adam Entous 30 The Biden Inheritance
Uncovering the history of the President’s father.
PROFILES
Rebecca Mead 42 Goop
How the sculptor Anish Kapoor shapes his vision.
FICTION
Alejandro Zambra 54 “Skyscrapers”
THE CRITICS
BOOKS
Rachel Syme 60 Nora Ephron’s evolution.
63 Briefly Noted
A CRITIC AT LARGE
Louis Menand 65 The state of America’s undemocratic democracy.
ON TELEVISION
Doreen St. Félix 70 Mysterious convolutions abound in “The Resort.”
POEMS
Sandra Cisneros 36 “Tea Dance, Provincetown, 1982”
José Antonio Rodríguez 51 “Tender”
COVER
Nicole Rifkin “Sun-Dappled”

DRAWINGS Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby, P. C. Vey, Suerynn Lee, Drew Dernavich, Carolita Johnson, Michael Maslin, Roz Chast,
Barbara Smaller, Liana Finck, Frank Cotham, Colin Tom, Zachary Kanin, David Borchart SPOTS Sarah Letteney
CONTRIBUTORS
Adam Entous (“The Biden Inheritance,” Rebecca Mead (“Goop,” p. 42) has been
p. 30), a staff writer, was a member of a staff writer since 1997. She is the au-
a team at the Washington Post that thor of, most recently, “Home/Land.”
won the Pulitzer Prize for national
reporting in 2018. Hua Hsu (“My Dad and Kurt Cobain,”
p. 24), a staff writer, will publish the
Nicola Twilley (“The Cold Rush,” p. 16), memoir “Stay True” in September.
a frequent contributor to the magazine,
co-hosts the podcast “Gastropod.” She Sandra Cisneros (Poem, p. 36) received
is working on a book about refrigera- the 2019 PEN/Nabokov Award for
tion’s transformative power. Achievement in International Litera-
ture. Her new poetry collection, “Woman
José Antonio Rodríguez (Poem, p. 51) is Without Shame,” will come out in
a poet, a memoirist, and a translator. His September.
latest book is “This American Autopsy.”
Louis Menand (A Critic at Large, p. 65)
Nicole Rifkin (Cover), a cartoonist and is a staff writer and a Harvard profes-
an illustrator, is based in Brooklyn. sor. His most recent book is “The Free
World.”
Alejandro Zambra (Fiction, p. 54) is the
author of several books, including “My Doreen St. Félix (On Television, p. 70),
Documents” and “Chilean Poet.” His The New Yorker’s television critic, has
novel “Bonsai,” translated, from the been a staff writer since 2017.
Spanish, by Megan McDowell, was
published in English this month. Barry Blitt (Sketchbook, p. 21) won the
2020 Pulitzer Prize for editorial car-
Rachel Syme (Books, p. 60), a staff writer, tooning for work that appeared in this
has covered Hollywood, style, and cul- magazine. His latest book, “Blitt,” is a
ture for The New Yorker since 2012. collection of his illustrations.

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STORIES AS MEDICINE THE BIRTH OF MODERNISM

As a founder of the discipline of narra- Louis Menand, in his review of Hugh


tive medicine, I thank Jerome Groop- Eakin’s book about modern art’s arrival
man for his piece about doctors and in the U.S., recounts John Quinn’s im-
storytelling (Books, July 25th). Narra- portant, if sometimes blinkered and
tive medicine applies the skills that one self-serving, advocacy of modernist art
acquires from analyzing literature to the and literature (Books, July 4th). I was
practice of medicine; it not only makes surprised that he did not mention Quinn’s
room for the sharing of war stories but relationship with James Joyce, especially
also provides literary, philosophical, and in connection with the legal barriers to
psychological training that allows med- publication that “Ulysses” faced in the
ical professionals to perceive and inter- U.S. (which Menand alludes to). Quinn
pret what goes on in the care of the sick. defended The Little Review, the Amer-
As Groopman learned, complex narra- ican magazine that had run several epi-
tive abilities are needed to comprehend sodes from the novel, before a court in
patients’ experiences of illness, and to 1921. His defense—that “Ulysses” was in-
represent with fidelity what one has wit- comprehensible and therefore incapable
nessed. When practiced rigorously, nar- of corrupting readers—was nonsensical
rative medicine can lead to the activism and ineffectual. Even so, he is owed some
and advocacy necessary to critique— credit for preparing the ground for the
and fix—our health-care system. landmark decision, in 1933, that “Ulysses”
Rita Charon was not pornographic or obscene and
Division of Narrative Medicine thus was publishable.

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Columbia University Charles Loughhead
New York City New York City

Groopman’s description of his struggle HONORING A TEACHER


to balance his medical education with
his authorial voice brought to mind the I was delighted to see Peter Schjeldahl’s
philosopher Walter Kaufmann’s neolo- article about Oscar Howe’s retrospective
gism “humbition.” In his book “The Faith at a branch of the Smithsonian’s National
of a Heretic,” published in 1959, Kaufmann Museum of the American Indian (The
proposed four virtues for the modern Art World, July 11th & 18th). In 1952,
age: love, courage, honesty, and humbi- Howe was my eighth-grade art teacher;
tion, which he defined as keen ambition I recall him patiently explaining the dif-
grounded in genuine humility. In order ferences among the classical orders of
“to acknowledge [their] capacity for cat- Greek columns. At the time, I knew noth-
astrophic error,” as Groopman suggests, ing about his work. I would later attend
both physicians and writers would ben- South Dakota State University, where I
efit from an allegiance to this virtue. saw some of Howe’s pieces displayed on
Marty Krasney campus. I was impressed with his use of
Sausalito, Calif. color and his flair for modernism, and
the variety of Native topics he addressed.
As a doctor, I’ve observed that narra- Thank you for writing about him.
tives can help patients as much as they Karen DeAntoni
do physicians. In my thirty-five years of Centennial, Colo.
counselling people with cancer, I have
seen my patients’ illness stories evolve •
over time. The more conscientiously Letters should be sent with the writer’s name,
they listen to themselves, the more sen- address, and daytime phone number via e-mail to
sitively they respond to their situations. themail@newyorker.com. Letters may be edited
for length and clarity, and may be published in
Jeff Kane any medium. We regret that owing to the volume
Nevada City, Calif. of correspondence we cannot reply to every letter.
AUGUST 17 – 23, 2022

GOINGS ON ABOUT TOWN

The Texas singer Leon Bridges emerged, in 2015, as a convincing throwback, with everything from
the shoes on his feet to the croon on his lips paying homage to a faded era of classic soul. In his more
recent work, including last year’s down-tempo LP, “Gold-Diggers Sound,” the singer effectively reset
his time machine to the present, covering a breadth of soul music in the process. On Aug. 18, Bridges
headlines at Forest Hills Stadium, with an opening set from the Swedish electro-pop band Little Dragon.
PHOTOGRAPH BY BRYAN SCHUTMAAT
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As ever, it’s advisable to check in advance caping the clunky dialogue, but it’s relieved tion of Brown’s sparely conceptual early works,
to confirm engagements. by a chorus of three actors, who voice the which transfer well to outdoor spaces—should
thoughts of Kevin—who’s struggling to turn be right at home on the shore. A restaging of
his recollections into a book—and variously Brown’s “Opal Loop,” a complex and slippery
incarnate Rembrandt, van Gogh, Anne Frank, piece, from 1980, that originally made use of
THE THEATRE and ludicrous tourists. The production’s coup a fog machine, promises a more substantive
is staging the action behind a sheer screen, transformation. With surf spray playing the
over which glide Nicholas Hussong’s projec- role of mist, how will this dance of chaos and
Into the Woods tions—silhouettes of Amsterdam’s skyline, pattern change at the beach?—Brian Seibert
Lear deBessonet directs this delectable revival closeups of Sammy, a van Gogh painting in (Beach 97th Street; Aug. 20.)
of Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine’s progress—keeping viewers, like Kevin, at a

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musical from 1987, which braids several classic slight, wistful remove.—Dan Stahl (59E59;
fairy tales into a two-act piece that begins as through Sept. 4.) Jacob’s Pillow Dance Festival
farce and then takes a turn toward the tragic. For the first time in twenty years, the Cleo
Everyone starts out wishing for something: Parker Robinson Dance Ensemble makes the
Cinderella (Phillipa Soo) to go to a festival trip to the Berkshires festival from Denver,
at the palace; the overgrown boy Jack (Cole DANCE where it has been preserving and extending
Thompson) to coax his beloved cow, Milky- the lineage of Black modern dance since
White (skillfully manipulated by the actor 1970. The program buttresses newer works
Kennedy Kanagawa), to produce some milk “Beach Sessions” with some lesser-known gems by canonical
for his family; Little Red Riding Hood (Julia This year, the late-summer dance series at choreographers: Katherine Dunham’s “Rag-
Lester) to buy a loaf of bread to take to her Rockaway Beach features the Trisha Brown time,” Donald McKayle’s “Crossing the Ru-
granny; the Baker (Brian d’Arcy James), who Dance Company. A site-specific version of the bicon,” and Robinson’s own “Mary Don’t You
sells her the loaf, to have a child. Too bad—he company’s “In Plain Site” program—a selec- Weep.”—B.S. (Becket, Mass.; Aug. 17-21.)
and his wife (Sara Bareilles) are barren, thanks
to a curse placed on them by the Witch (the
ravishing Patina Miller). In Act II come the PODCAST DEPT.
consequences of so much wish fulfillment, and
Sondheim’s personal-favorite theme, the jour-
ney from innocence to knowledge. Lester’s
maximally sassified Little Red is a highlight;
the duo of vain princes, played by Gavin Creel
and Joshua Henry, pull off “Agony” to preen-
ing perfection. Even when the giant starts
stomping around and the cast goes boom-
squish, you still find reasons to laugh. It’s a
tonic.—Alexandra Schwartz (Reviewed in our
issue of 8/8/22.) (St. James; through Oct. 16.)

The Nosebleed
Every death snips a line of communication.
The result, often—particularly when the
relationship wasn’t so good—is a bitter run
of questions about language: What should
I have said back then? What would I say,
given the chance, today? Aya Ogawa’s raw,
hurting, artfully ironic, ragefully brilliant
play “The Nosebleed”—up at Lincoln Center
Theatre—attempts to answer this question,
in a séance-like theatrical spectacle. The play
re-creates Ogawa’s father, who is dead, in a
series of short, funny scenes, and shouts the
playwright’s final message across the final
gulf. There’s an interesting inversion at work: Most conversational podcasts have a time-tested—if increasingly tired—
Ogawa, who also directs, plays their own fa-
ther, as well as their own son (the victim of formula: two or three hosts gab at length about a given subject, be it soccer,
the titular nosebleed), and leaves the role silent films, skin-care products, or snack foods. (Or, in the case of certain
of Aya to a humming, cohesive ensemble— celebrity-led podcasts, the hosts just kibbitz with their famous friends.) If you
Drae Campbell, Ashil Lee, Saori Tsukada, and
Kaili Y. Turner. See it, especially if you’ve got are into a topic, no matter how obscure, the odds are good that there are pod-
some daddy trouble to work through.—Vinson casters out there chatting about it. Still, despite the glut of talky pods, it can be
Cunningham (Claire Tow; through Aug. 28.) difficult to find one that has real verve. What elevates a show is an undeniable
chemistry between the hosts, and “Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily”
On That Day in Amsterdam is dripping with good chemistry. The show’s subject matter—revisiting the
Clarence Coo’s memory play retraces the ram- memoirs of the rich and famous—is fertile terrain, but it’s the giddy, urbane,
ble of two young men, following a one-night
ILLUSTRATION BY JACKSON GIBBS

stand, through the Dutch capital. Sammy and downright delectable patter between Steven Phillips-Horst and Lily
(Ahmad Maksoud) is a Middle Eastern Marotta, who have been friends since they were teen-agers, that makes
refugee bound for London; Kevin (Glenn “C.B.C.” such an addictive listen. Start with their episode on Peggy Gug-
Morizio), from whose perspective the story
unfurls, is a backpacking American college genheim, where they perform deranged heiress impersonations, or a recent,
student. If the circumstances sound suspi- riotous episode on Tina Brown’s “Vanity Fair Diaries,” featuring the come-
ciously meet-cute, they are—yet the show, dian John Early. Phillips-Horst and Marotta know exactly how to skewer
presented by Primary Stages, makes a virtue
of its artifice, thanks largely to the director starry self-importance with fresh jokes without falling into cynicism or easy
Zi Alikhan’s inventiveness. There’s no es- punch lines; this is a podcast that earns your entertainment.—Rachel Syme

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version of “Finding Your Roots,” in which
IN THE MUSEUMS experts in house and hip-hop explore connec-
tions with jazz musicians and a d.j.—to a free
show in Harlem. Also on the program is Omar

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Edwards, a wild man of tap.—B.S. (Marcus
Garvey Park; Aug. 18.)

ART

“Neelon Crawford, Filmmaker”


In 1973, Crawford began to travel from his
home, in San Francisco, to South America,
seeking new subjects for his short, non-narra-
tive 16-mm. films—“moving paintings,” he calls
them—resulting in the nine newly restored
works in this surprisingly heartrending show.
During his trips, Crawford witnessed the di-
sastrous effects of deforestation and drilling, as
well as the toll that banana farming took on the
land and its workers alike. Using a Bolex cam-
era, he captured his experiences of the terrain,
with an eye for lush abstraction; his forms of
image disintegration resonate with the climate
grief of today. The mesmerizing, super-satu-
rated footage of isolated cylinders and gears in
“Laredo Sugar Mill,” from 1976, is an outlier—a
The Cooper Hewitt’s “Selects” series—in which the museum invites a machine-age modernist throwback. (It’s worth
celebrated aesthete to delve into its collection and curate a show—con- noting that the artist’s father was the precision-
ist painter Ralston Crawford.) By contrast, the
tinues its winning streak with a constellation of objects chosen by the environment in Crawford’s tropical landscapes
Nigerian-born British fashion designer Duro Olowu (on view through appears in grainy sweeps and contemplative
Aug. 28). Given his career, it comes as no surprise that Olowu emphasizes detail. On a formal level, his film “Lago Agrio
Gas Burn,” from 1977, is a magnetic study of
textiles (although not exclusively) with his signature mix of bold patterns, fire, but it also accrues a terrible power as a
textures, and culturally specific motifs. Repetition emerges as a curatorial view of a long-unfolding catastrophe in Ec-
strategy. One striking arrangement, an array of printed cotton hanging in uador, instigated by Texaco, which devastated
the country’s Indigenous population. Think
staggered layers, offers enough cross-cultural insights for an exhibition of the roiling flare that Crawford captured on
of its own. The juxtaposition of two mid-twentieth-century fabrics, one camera as a synecdoche for the poisoning of
camouflage and the other Polynesian-themed, illuminates how the U.S. Lago Agrio—and, perhaps, for the fate of the
Anthropocene, too.—Johanna Fateman (Museum
military presence in the South Pacific influenced American decorative of Modern Art; through Oct. 10.)
trends. “Golden Harvest,” an expressively drawn orange textile design,
from the late fifties, by the Trinidadian-British designer Althea McNish,
provides a backdrop for a geometric seafoam-and-silver print, which
“One Hundred Years of
was inspired by (and marketed to) Africa but produced in Manchester, James Joyce’s ‘Ulysses’ ”
England, in the early nineteen-hundreds. Elsewhere, an Afghan war rug, If we think of suffering as being linked to
deprivation, James Joyce didn’t suffer much.
made by an unknown weaver circa 1990-2000, features images of grenades For years, while the Irish author was at work
and helicopters, bluntly inscribing contemporary geopolitics into a cen- on his landmark novel “Ulysses,” he was finan-
turies-old decorative form. And tassels exude unexpected charisma when cially and emotionally supported by a number
of queer women—and some forward-thinking
a half-dozen knotted—and oddly biomorphic—Italian linen examples, men—who not only believed in his genius but
from the seventeenth century, are installed below the fringe of a beautiful understood his desire to be beautifully turned
Mexican wool poncho, made two centuries later.—Johanna Fateman out as he wrote all those beautiful sentences.
In this elegant exhibition, manuscript pages
from Joyce’s major works are accompanied by
photographs of Margaret Anderson and Jane
The Sarasota Ballet spired by Walton’s hillside pool, on the island Heap, the co-editors of The Little Review (and,
of Ischia, in Italy.) Along with another Ashton for a time, lovers, too), who encouraged Joyce
The Joyce closes out its summer offerings with work, “Birthday Offering,” the company is by excerpting “Ulysses,” between 1918 and
a visit from the Sarasota Ballet, a company bringing something new, a ballet by Jessica 1920. Two years later, Sylvia Beach published
COURTESY SMITHSONIAN INSTITUTION

based on Florida’s Gulf Coast, which has made Lang, with designs by the contemporary artist the novel in its entirety, under the aegis of her
a name for itself by becoming one of the top Roxane Revon.—Marina Harss (Joyce Theatre; legendary Parisian bookstore, Shakespeare and
repositories of works by George Balanchine’s Aug. 16-21.) Company—despite the fact that Joyce’s writing
British counterpart, Frederick Ashton. Ash- was banned in several countries.—Hilton Als
ton’s ballets are challenging for the dancers and (Morgan Library & Museum; through Oct. 2.)
full of choreographic felicities—musicality, SummerStage
complexity, wit. The latter quality is much When LaTasha Barnes is in motion, she
in evidence in “Varii Capricci,” a late, seldom bridges seemingly disparate eras so effort- “Stuff ”
performed Ashton piece, choreographed in lessly that the continuity of the African dias- A portrait of Fran Lebowitz taken by Peter
1983, set in a world of jet-setters lounging pora in American dance becomes comically Hujar, in 1974, in her childhood bedroom,
poolside. (The music is by William Walton, self-evident. On Aug. 18, she brings excerpts where it looks as if she just woke up, opens this
who died that same year; the setting was in- of “The Jazz Continuum”—a kind of dance disarmingly wonderful, description-defying

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exhibition. The sculptor Arlene Shechet, who the band’s brisk initial run of studio albums moniously alongside Finley’s warm singing.
recently proved her curatorial chops in a sim- is accompanied by recordings both obscure The piece justifies this approach: a babbling
ilarly free-associative show at the Drawing and heretofore unearthed. Salvaged from the brook figures prominently in the text and in
Center, has corralled more than five dozen upstate barn of Harry’s co-chair, Chris Stein, the keyboard writing, and the final two songs
pieces by almost as many artists, spanning the early sketches map out the stylistic maze are sung from its perspective. The performers
nine decades. (The earliest work on view is the band would navigate; the beloved albums barrel through the opening songs, all robus-
a Man Ray photo, from 1934-35, of a weird hitch youthful ardor and intellectual ambition tious and happy-go-lucky, as the narrator, a
mathematical model; the newest is a starkly to beats with world-conquering panache. At miller, follows a stream to the maid he loves.
elegant sculpture, made this year by Arthur these summer shows, Blondie—accompanied Newly awakened to his feelings, Finley’s miller
Jafa.) The tone is intimate, and so is the scale by Glen Matlock, the former bassist of the Sex sounds exuberant, vulnerable, and unprepared
of most of what’s here; one towering exception Pistols, but temporarily minus Stein—revisits for the heartbreak to come. Drake weaves his
is a dirty joke in lamp form, by the irrepressible its improbable handmade disco and satiny parts crisply, as if they were a counterpoint
Lynda Benglis. Claes Oldenburg, who died in punk.—Jay Ruttenberg (The Rooftop at Pier 17; by Bach—whose name, incidentally, means
July and is best known for gargantuan public Aug. 17-18.) “brook” in German.—Oussama Zahr (Available
monuments to the everyday, is represented for digital or physical purchase.)
by “Ghost Fan,” a two-foot-wide soft sculp-
ture from 1967. “Stuff” is not for those craving Boyz II Them
N.F.T.-adjacent tech innovation (for that, go ELECTRONIC During the past year, the dance- Gil Evans Project 
downstairs, where John Gerrard has a concur- music d.j.s Russell E. L. Butler and ADAB JAZZ The arranger Gil Evans spent his career
rent exhibit of portentous digital simulations). have been performing back-to-back sets under hidden in plain sight; his most conspicuous
If Shechet’s show has a manifesto, Oldenburg the moniker Boyz II Them—surely this era’s achievements were the titanic albums that
wrote it, in 1961: “I am for an art that takes its best new group name. Their sets together, as he made in collaboration with Miles Davis,
form from the lines of life itself, that twists heard on an appearance last year on Brooklyn’s including the record-collection perennial
and extends and accumulates and spits and the Lot Radio, are heavy on glinting minimal- “Sketches of Spain.” Yet Evans was an inspired
drips, and is heavy and coarse and blunt and ism. It’s machine music with a loose spaciness, and questing musician in his own right, and
sweet and stupid as life itself.”—Andrea K. Scott which builds gradually and purposefully—at an orchestrator who left his fingerprint on
(Pace; through Aug. 19.) one point in the Lot Radio set, the beat gives any piece of music that he chose to interpret.
way to pulsating electronics, fraying at the The arranger and bandleader Ryan Truesdell
edge. The groove bubbles rather than burns. has made it his mission to keep Evans’s work
“Women at War” At this Brooklyn club date, the duo plays from alive by way of the Gil Evans Project, a vibrant
I wish everyone could see this astounding open to close.—Michaelangelo Matos (Public ensemble that digs deep into its namesake’s
show of works by a dozen Ukrainian artists, all Records; Aug. 20.) œuvre—often unearthing obscure charts that
women, many of them young. Apart from one display the Master’s singular genius.—Steve
historical piece—a linocut portrait from 1963 Futterman (Birdland; Aug. 17-20.)
of the poet Ivan Svitlychny, by Alla Horska, an Gerald Finley:
artist and activist who was murdered, reputedly
by the K.G.B., in 1970—the drawings, paint- “Die Schöne Müllerin” Scuba
ings, photos, and videos on view postdate the CLASSICAL To hear the pianist Julius Drake play ELECTRONIC Paul Rose, the British d.j. who
Russian seizure of Crimea, in 2014. These are “Die Schöne Müllerin” is to ponder whether works as Scuba, has been a key architect of
tough-minded creators whose moral fibre should Schubert’s work is actually a song cycle for dance music’s past two decades. Credit Rose’s
humble those of us who are cozily remote from piano with vocal accompaniment, instead of ear as a tastemaker: he spent several years as
a cataclysm that adapts repertoires of interna- the inverse. On a new recording with the Ca- an anchor of the Berlin techno club Berghain,
tional art to the lived truths of a convulsed, ac- nadian baritone Gerald Finley, Drake doesn’t and his label, Hotflush, has issued defining
tual place. The most unsettling works, by Dana pull focus from the vocalist so much as he d.j. anthems by Joy Orbison and Dense &
Kavelina, are deliberately crude pencil drawings pursues independent ideas that flow har- Pika. Hotflush is also the home of Rose’s own
executed on crumpled white paper punctuated
by internal rips colored blood-red. A number
of them allude to rape. But the versatile Kave- INDIE ROCK
lina, a rising star in her late twenties, has also
created an elegiac, desperately moving video
projection, titled “Letter to a Turtledove,” which During the past decade, Sharon Van
montages archival film footage of coal miners
in the Donbas with expressive women’s faces Etten, Angel Olsen, and Julien Baker have
and hypnotically stylized, almost meditative, each amassed the talismanic resonance
fiery explosions. The piece engulfs the viewer of indie-rock patron saints, honoring
in a minor-key visual cadenza that sounds the
heart and very soul of a nation that has come to piercing details and outsized feeling while
awareness of itself—past, present, unknowable tempering emotional turbulence with

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future—under unspeakable conditions.—Peter grace. (Also, they have all covered Bruce
Schjeldahl (Fridman; through Aug. 26.)
Springsteen.) When, last year, Olsen
and Van Etten teamed up for the Before
Times anthem “Like I Used To,” it felt
MUSIC
like a gift; now, with the Wild Hearts Tour,
they bring their union onstage, and add
Blondie
Baker. At Central Park’s SummerStage,
ROCK Through its golden years, Blondie spun
Aug. 20-21, the musicians perform sets
ILLUSTRATION BY CELIA JACOBS

an unusual fantasy: gaze into this band and


you shall find whatever your heart desires. that spotlight their recent records, newest
Here was an artistically ablaze punk band mas- among them Olsen’s pop-country-crooner
querading as a blithe pop act—or was it vice
versa?—brilliantly fronted by Debbie Harry, turn, “Big Time.” A tote bag at the merch
an ironic downtown bombshell. Blondie’s booth reads “I Went to ‘The Wild Hearts
songs glued together incongruous musical Tour’ and All I Got Was Emotional,” but
worlds; Harry even rapped (it made sense
at the time). On “Blondie: Against the Odds audiences can also expect soul-strength-
1974-1982,” a new every-last-scrap boxed set, ening camaraderie.—Jenn Pelly
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work as both Scuba and SCB. Over the years, and the Wolf (Bad Bunny). Blood is copiously private lives come to light, with enormous (and
both projects have leaned toward slate-gray shed, and twists abound, as do special effects, sometimes devastating) results. Cukor creates
techno, but Scuba’s d.j. sets still manage to uncertain accents, worse wigs, and running—or, a furiously expressive palette of flashy colors,

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maintain a catlike nimbleness.—M.M. (Good at any rate, stumbling—gags. The director is deep shadows, bold contrasts, and scathing sun-
Room; Aug. 19.) David Leitch, who was, in movies past, em- shine, and he spotlights a set of performances
ployed as Pitt’s stunt double; Pitt himself, of to match, conjuring what goes on behind the
course, took just such a role in “Once Upon a closed doors where women living in prefabri-
Time in . . . Hollywood.” Any hopes that Leitch cated houses are forced into prefabricated lives.
MOVIES might rival Tarantino in the height of his jinks They struggle, both inwardly and outwardly, to
are swiftly dashed.—Anthony Lane (Reviewed in forge an identity in their man-made confines;
our issue of 8/15/22.) (In theatrical release.) one woman survives rape, another abuses alco-
Bullet Train hol, and all are maneuvered into dark depths of
In this new star vehicle for Brad Pitt, the vehicle self-loathing. It’s a powerful story, directed with
in question is a high-speed train whisking its The Chapman Report seething rage at a world of outward order and
passengers from Tokyo to Kyoto. (A surpris- The Kinsey Reports, with their revelations about inner agony.—Richard Brody (Playing Aug. 19 on
ing proportion of them are Western, and the the intimate lives of thousands of interview TCM and streaming on Prime Video, Google Play,
whole film shows scandalously little interest subjects, were fictionalized in George Cukor’s and other services.)
in its cultural surroundings. Japan is largely flamboyantly scalding melodrama, from 1962,
represented by anime characters and an amus- in which a pair of male sociologists (Efrem
ing toilet flush.) Pitt plays a professional killer Zimbalist, Jr., and Andrew Duggan) visit a Los Daisies
named Ladybug, who is joined on the trip by Angeles suburb to interview women there about The Czech director Věra Chytilová’s second fea-
other assassins, including Tangerine (Aaron Tay- sex. The story is centered on four residents ture, from 1966, is one of the great outpourings
lor-Johnson), Lemon (Brian Tyree Henry), the (played by Jane Fonda, Claire Bloom, Shelley of cinematic invention—and its very subject is
Hornet (Zazie Beetz), the Prince (Joey King), Winters, and Glynis Johns) whose tormented the revolutionary power of imagination. Jitka
Cerhová and Ivana Karbanová star as young
women, both named Marie, whose surrealistic
ON THE BIG SCREEN and capricious exploits taunt Soviet-dominated
authority, as does Chytilová’s exuberant, free-
wheeling way of filming them. The Maries romp
through city and country, pulling pranks along
the way—making playthings of older men, en-
joying their largesse in fancy restaurants and
then ditching them. With a dazzling catalogue
of visual and sonic effects, Chytilová’s depiction
of the women’s uninhibited behavior (performed
with antic gestures and diction) celebrates phys-
ical pleasure as a mode of liberation. Yet she
also captures the ambient paranoia of a police
state, as in a frolic in a milk bath, where the two
women treat a Kafkaesque nightmare as political
deliverance: the possibility that their existence
is unrecorded.—R.B. (Opening Aug. 19 at IFC
Center and streaming on the Criterion Channel,
HBO Max, and other services.)

Jeff, Who Lives at Home


Jeff (Jason Segel) is thirty, he lives with his
widowed mother (Susan Sarandon), and he
does little but inhale from a bong and dispense
pop-derived musings. He’s a lonely idler who
can’t get started—but once he does get started,
by chasing a silly whim (based on a chain of
coincidences launched by a wrong number), he
Before the age of digital video, independent filmmaking meant shooting doesn’t stop. Jeff finally finds some drama in
his flatlining existence thanks to his brother,
on film, which required Hollywood-grade industrial infrastructure on a Pat (Ed Helms), a preening middle manager
shoestring. For more than half a century, the New York film laboratory and nerdy lout. When Pat wrecks his marriage
DuArt—under the leadership of Irwin Young, who died in January, at the to Linda (Judy Greer)—by buying a Porsche
with savings meant for a down payment on a
age of ninety-four—provided such services, often on generous terms. In house—Jeff ’s wayward adventure fuses with
the nineteen-sixties and beyond, Young was an accomplice to a cinematic Pat’s quest to repair the relationship. The di-
revolution that’s showcased in the Metrograph series “The Process,” which rectors, the brothers Jay and Mark Duplass,
see misunderstandings and humiliations as
is devoted to him and to his brother Robert, an independent filmmaker. the human condition; their New Age credo
The program features modern classics made possible by DuArt’s pa- of guided self-reliance gets emotional weight
tronage, including Claudia Weill’s richly textured drama “Girlfriends,” from their view of impending old age. From the
first shot—a closeup that uncomfortably reveals
from 1978 (screening Aug. 17, Aug. 19, and Aug. 21). It stars Melanie Segel’s aging-adolescent complexion—the film
Mayron as Susan Weinblatt, a photographer living on the Upper West gets sweatily close to the actors, poignantly
Side, not long out of college, whose artistic ambitions require solitude highlighting the characters’ self-centered con-
fusion and quietly frantic urgency. Released

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that conflicts with her romantic longings. Susan’s drive for independence in 2012.—R.B. (Streaming on HBO Max, Para-
PHOTO 12 / ALAMY

contrasts with the struggle of her married best friend, a writer named mount+, Prime Video, and other services.)
Annie (Anita Skinner), to find time to work. The intimate tale of young
women’s effervescent socializing and melancholy uncertainty reflects For more reviews, visit
public policy in a subplot involving the right to abortion.—Richard Brody newyorker.com/goings-on-about-town

8 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022


St. Albans, Queens, and was opened in across the street from the water; the
the fall of 2019 by the Lelie family, the restaurants that sit directly on the water
patriarch of which, Darryl, is a veteran are more likely to catch your eye. Inside,
chef of acute-care-hospital kitchens, and though, notable things are happening.

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a native of the Bronx. If a landlocked The island has been home to a hand-
section of Queens seems an unlikely ful of Black-owned businesses, but the
location for a seafood restaurant, the Lelies are fairly certain that theirs is the
TABLES FOR TWO family would agree, Darryl’s son Derell first Black-owned soul-food seafood
told me the other day. But they took a restaurant there. Derell and his sister,
Seafood Kingz 2 chance on a vacated pizzeria and during Brittney, work as general managers, and
634 City Island Ave., The Bronx the first year of the pandemic saw divi- in the kitchen Darryl’s brother, Max,
dends, thanks to an enormous demand and youngest son, Dalvin—with oc-
When a friend heard, recently, that for takeout. (It’s a point of pride for the casional assists from Catrina—make
I was planning a trip to City Island, family that their food travels well and an art of breading and frying shrimp,
which is connected to the Pelham Bay heats up nicely the next day.) tightly coiled and crunchy, plus thin
section of the Bronx by a short bridge, The success of Seafood Kingz in fillets of whiting and meatier cuts of
he asked, “Are you going to Tony’s or Queens was enough to facilitate a catfish. They steam lobster tails and
to Johnny’s?” At the southern tip of longtime dream of Darryl’s: to open king- and snow-crab legs with corn,
PHOTOGRAPH BY TODD MIDLER FOR THE NEW YORKER; ILLUSTRATION BY JOOST SWARTE

City Island Avenue—the main thor- a restaurant on City Island. Until the potatoes, and broccoli before showering
oughfare, which runs the length of the late sixties, there were no Black home- them in Old Bay.
narrow landmass, about a mile and a owners on the island. As a teen-ager What truly sets the restaurant apart
half—you’ll find two mid-century-era in the eighties, Darryl, who is Black, on the island are what Derell calls “the
seafood restaurants, Johnny’s Reef and was sometimes driven away by white soulful trimmings.” I was heartened to
Tony’s Pier. With apologies to loyalists residents when he tried to ride his bike find tostones at both Johnny’s and To-
of either (Mike Bloomberg is a known over the bridge. With a population of ny’s, and the offerings at other establish-
Johnny’s guy), they’re nearly identical: just over four thousand, the island is ments on the island reflect its growing
both counter service, with a charmingly still majority white, and has had an ugly diversity, but Seafood Kingz 2 is alone
retro system of ordering that’s similar to history of racism. Still, Darryl and his in serving dense, cheesy macaroni pie,
the one at Katz’s Deli, featuring differ- wife, Catrina, have always loved it there; with a gorgeous cap of broiled orange
ent stations (raw, steamed, broiled, fried, Derell remembers childhood trips to Cheddar; glossy candied yams, sprin-
frozen tiki drinks), and both with ample JP’s, a restaurant on the island’s north- kled with cinnamon; tart, earthy collard
outdoor picnic-table seating—beware ern end, for shrimp and rice and virgin greens gone dark from slow-cooking;
of hungry gulls. daiquiris. In 2015, a deal to take over an and Catrina’s potato salad, heavy on
Johnny’s and Tony’s are undoubtedly empty restaurant had fallen apart, but in bread-and-butter pickles and heady with
worth a visit, but a lot has changed on 2020 the space became available again, nutmeg. Sit facing the big front windows
City Island. I had a different destina- and the Lelies got a second chance. on a clear night as the sun sets over the
tion in mind: Seafood Kingz 2, which Blink and you might miss Seafood Eastchester Bay and there’s nothing
opened in February. As the name im- Kingz 2. It’s one of the first storefronts blocking your view. (Dishes $12-$110.)
plies, it’s a second location; the first is in on the City Island side of the bridge, —Hannah Goldfield
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THE TALK OF THE TOWN
COMMENT a so-called cap-and-trade program to Kamala Harris cast the tie-breaking
THE POLITICAL CLIMATE curb the emissions that cause acid rain. vote.) On Friday, the House passed the
In 2003, McCain managed to force a floor bill, also with no Republican votes. These
n January, 2000, during the run-up to vote on the bill, over the objections of days, it seems practically every vote in
I the New Hampshire primaries, Pres-
idential candidates in the Granite State
Senate leaders. It failed, even though Mc-
Cain and five other Republicans voted
Congress is along party lines, so the
votes on the I.R.A. weren’t considered
were confronted by a young man—a re- for it. Ten Democrats voted against it. surprising. But they should have been.
cent Dartmouth graduate—wearing a ( Joe Biden, then a senator from Dela- As a problem, climate change is as
red cape, orange long johns, and yellow- ware, was a “yea.”) McCain said, “We’ve bipartisan as it gets: it will have equally
painted galoshes. He called himself Cap- lost a big battle today, but we’ll win over devastating effects in red states as in blue.
tain Climate, and asked any candidate time, because climate change is real.” Last week, even as Kentucky’s two Re-
within shouting distance, “What’s your Last week, the Senate finally approved publican senators—Rand Paul and the
plan?” All the candidates ignored him, a bill that aims to limit carbon emis- Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell—
except one. sions—the Inflation Reduction Act. It were voting against the I.R.A., rescuers
That candidate was John McCain, has been called “the most important cli- in their state were searching for the vic-
then the senior United States senator mate action in U.S. history,” which is tims of catastrophic floods caused by cli-
from Arizona. McCain went on to win certainly true; the act provides more mate-change-supercharged rain. Mean-
New Hampshire’s Republican primary than three hundred and fifty billion dol- while, most of Texas, whose two G.O.P.
and then to lose the nomination to lars—mostly in the form of tax cred- senators—Ted Cruz and John Cornyn—
George W. Bush. He had been troubled its—to promote clean energy. This time, also voted against the bill, was suffering
enough by the shouted question that the vote was strictly along party lines: under “extreme” or “exceptional” drought.
he returned to Washington that spring all fifty Democrats voted for it, all fifty How did caring about a drowned or
and held a series of hearings on climate Republicans against it. (Vice-President desiccated future come to be a partisan
change. At the first hearing, he apolo- issue? Perhaps the simplest answer is
gized for not having a plan to deal with money. A report put out two years ago
the problem, but said that everyone— by the Senate Democrats’ Special Com-
especially policymakers—should be “con- mittee on the Climate Crisis noted, “In
cerned about mounting evidence.”“I had the 2000s, several bipartisan climate bills
a genuine sense that he wanted to know were circulating in the Senate.” Then, in
the best information,” Kevin Trenberth, 2010, the Supreme Court, in the Citizens
a scientist from the National Center for United decision, ruled that corporations
Atmospheric Research who testified at and wealthy donors could, effectively,
one of the hearings, later recalled. pour unlimited amounts of cash into elec-
McCain then did come up with a plan. tioneering. Fossil-fuel companies quickly
ILLUSTRATIONS BY JOÃO FAZENDA

With Senator Joseph Lieberman, Dem- figured out how to funnel money through
ocrat of Connecticut, he introduced a bill front groups, which used it to reward the
to impose an economy-wide limit on industry’s friends and to punish its ene-
carbon-dioxide emissions. The Climate mies. After Citizens United, according
Stewardship Act, as it became known, to the report, “bipartisan activity on com-
was modelled on legislation that had been prehensive climate legislation collapsed.”
approved a decade earlier, under Presi- When it comes to direct contribu-
dent George H. W. Bush, which had used tions, the top recipient of fossil-fuel
THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022 11
money in Congress this election cycle likely to cost the states’ taxpayers money. the petroleum industry, and another two
has been Senator Joe Manchin, Dem- As the I.R.A. was headed toward a vote, hundred thousand work in the natural-
ocrat of West Virginia. Manchin killed the Wall Street Journal reported that con- gas sector. This represents a significant
off earlier iterations of the climate bill, gressional Republicans were pressuring constituency for maintaining the fossil-
and inserted into this version most of fossil-fuel companies to take a stronger fuel-powered status quo. If the I.R.A.
its worst provisions, including a man- stand against the bill. G.O.P. lawmak- functions as hoped, however, it will cre-
date that the federal government auc- ers, according to the Journal, had “be- ate hundreds of thousands of jobs in clean
tion millions of acres for oil and gas come frustrated” by the oil companies’ energy and, with them, a growing con-
drilling. Among the top twenty recipi- support for some measures to combat stituency for climate action. Among the
ents of oil and gas money are three other climate change, and so they took to lob- bill’s provisions is a ten-per-cent “bonus”
Democrats: Senator Kyrsten Sinema, of bying the lobbyists. tax credit for companies that situate
Arizona, and Representatives Henry The I.R.A. has many flaws. Though clean-energy projects in communities
Cuellar and Lizzie Fletcher, of Texas. it’s been widely reported that, by 2030, it where coal-fired plants have been shut-
The rest are Republicans. will reduce the U.S.’s emissions by forty tered, or where a lot of people now work
Even money, though, seems an in- per cent compared with their levels in extracting oil or gas.
sufficient explanation. The G.O.P.’s op- 2005, most of this projected reduction is Perhaps when the next climate bill
position to action on climate change has attributable to other developments, in- comes up for a vote, lawmakers from
transcended crass calculation to become cluding the fact that many power plants West Virginia, Kentucky, and Texas, what-
an article of faith. Several red states, in- have already switched from coal to lower- ever party they hail from, will be leading
cluding Texas and Louisiana, have taken emitting natural gas. But one of the bill’s the charge. And let us hope that there is
steps to penalize financial firms that say many benefits is that it could finally break another bill, because, as was already clear
they are reducing their investments in the partisan logjam. Today, roughly five twenty years ago, climate change is real.
fossil fuels, even though these steps are hundred thousand Americans work in —Elizabeth Kolbert

THE ROCK LIFE and golf on the TVs, classic rock on the
REPLY-GUY BLUES speakers.
Nelson and Bracy met in Blooming-
ton, Indiana, where she was getting a
master’s in sociology. “I was playing in
a band, passing through,” Bracy said. “A
nomadic mendicant.”
Nelson said, “I was hanging on a
arlier this summer, Elizabeth Nel- porch with some guys, as one does.”
E son and Timothy Bracy, the woman
and husband who make up the core of
They were married in Northport thir-
teen years ago, by the mayor. Since then,
the Paranoid Style—the twenty-sev- they’ve lived in Washington, D.C., and
enth-best band “right now,” according to then in Durham, North Carolina, where
Spin, two years ago—returned to Nel- they make their records. The new one,
son’s home town of Northport, Long Is- out this month on Bar / None, is called
land, to visit her recently widowed mother. “For Executive Meeting,” and it features
It wasn’t more than a day before Nelson songs about P. G. Wodehouse, Barney
and Bracy made it over to Gunther’s, the Bubbles, and Kerouac’s home in Nel-
bar where Jack Kerouac, an adoptive son’s old neighborhood. She’s the writer Elizabeth Nelson
Northporter, drank himself into bluster- and singer. Bracy plays guitar. The band’s
ing oblivion. (“He could be a barroom name, a nod to Hofstadter, was her idea. She writes about sports, too, and is,
terror,” Peter Gunther, the late owner, Nelson is a critic, too, known for her perhaps curiously, a fan of professional
once said. “He was always broke.”) reconsiderations of such scarred lions golf, or what Bracy calls “anxiety porn.”
“I’ve been here a hundred times,” Nel- as Warren Zevon, Carole King, Lowell Before the Open Championship last
son said. Well, maybe a dozen. She and George, and Charlie Daniels. Neither month, she correctly predicted the win-
Bracy, with a guest from the city, claimed the band nor the byline is her day job, ner. She also, like a lot of Long Island
the front corner and got to work pro- though. She’s a copywriter for Fender, kids, had a thing for the ’86 Mets.
ducing a row of empty pint glasses and and also an educational consultant, who Bracy said, “My first time here in
Amstel Lights. “The official beer of the just completed a three-year study of the Northport, I remember going into your
Paranoid Style!” Nelson said. effects of literary intervention on strug- basement, thinking, This’ll be interest-
Nelson, forty-five, wore a navy-blue gling middle schoolers. “Due to Covid ing. It was. It was actually Hitchcock-
Lacoste tennis dress and Vans. Bracy, and the longitudinal nature of the study, ian. Hundreds of baseball cards, and
forty-eight, had on old jeans and a rugby- it went totally cattywampus,” she said, they were almost all Roger McDowell.”
stripe-y cardigan. There was baseball adding, “I don’t sleep much.” Nelson’s interest in, and insights into,
12 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
things that, maybe, dudes of a certain me to know how cool they are,” she said. York City’s water system and the peo-
age and taste obsess over has earned her “It’s exhausting. There are a lot of shit- ple in its way. The city, at various stages,
an odd and ardent following among heads who can’t stand that a woman is considered various schemes: dams in the

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such dudes on Twitter, where she drops talking about music.” Hudson and in the Long Island Sound,
tight appraisals of canonical recordings. —Nick Paumgarten a pipeline from the Great Lakes. Each
“It turns out that Elizabeth is very time, the city opted instead to flood a
epigrammatic,” Bracy said. “It has re- INFRASTRUCTURE DEPT. few small villages upstate—remote places
dounded massively to my benefit.” CATSKILLS ATLANTIS full of people whom the city folk re-
“It’s kind of sad,” she said. “Twitter’s ferred to as “apple knockers.” The evic-
such a fucking garbage place. ” She went tion-and-construction process repeated
on, “It’ll be on my tombstone: ‘She was nineteen times.The book is called “Nine-
excellent at tweeting.’ Actual writers teen Reservoirs.” Sante was on a drive
who’ve written actual books have said, around one of them, the Ashokan.
‘How about you publish a book of your Sante, who has long pale hair and
tweets?’ No. First off, if someone gave drop of water from a faucet in, speaks with a relaxing slowness, rode
me the money and time to do a book, I
wouldn’t write it so weirdly.”
A say, Flushing—how’d it get there?
There’s your pipe, water tower, service
shotgun. In the mountains leading to
the spillway, she said, “During the con-
By “weirdly,” she meant the blurb-ish line, water main, water tunnel, holding struction of the reservoir, there would
syntax that she has fixed on to make the reservoir (Yonkers), ultraviolet disinfect- have been blind tigers and whorehouses
most of the space allotted: “With its rol- ing station, monitoring reservoir (Val- along this road.” For a time, starting in
licking accounts of headless soldiers, hos- halla), and hundred-and-six-year-old 2000, Sante lived there, too. She wasn’t
tage crises and multiple roving psycho- aqueduct snaking ninety-two miles, a natural at apple knocking. “It was a
paths, Warren Zevon’s ‘Excitable Boy’ plunging way down under the Hudson very, very, very hard time for me be-
LP is folk music at its most gleefully per- and back up again, which delivers fresh cause I didn’t want to leave the city,”
verse, suggesting something like a coked- mountain water from the Catskills that she said. Alas: newborn baby, job at
out Dylan collaborating with Roger Cor- departed three or so days earlier from a Bard, parents’ death, wife’s insistence.
man. Bloodbath On The Tracks.” (As an third, bigger reservoir. But what of the “I was pulled out.” She asked to stop
anniversary gift for her and Bracy, a friend reservoirs? How’d those get there? near an old Second Empire-ish farm-
once sent them Zevon’s copy of “Great “When I first lived in Delaware house, built pre-reservoir. “This is it.
Jones Street,” by Don DeLillo, in which County, there was a drought,” the writer The house was beautiful on the outside
they found a business card for a Los An- Lucy Sante said the other day. “Some- but fatally renovated on the inside.
geles psychiatrist.) body said, if you go to the Pepacton Res- Completely soulless nineties renova-
Or: “The finest manifestation of his ervoir, you’ll start seeing church steeples tion. We did sell it for two or four times
Beatles fetish and one of his first songs poke up.” Not true, it turned out. “They as much as we paid.”
to depict a female of dimension and burned everything and even hauled Sante has long been fascinated by
agency, Elvis Costello’s ‘Party Girl’ is a away the ashes. The only thing you’ll infrastructure. (In an essay for a book
masterwork of crushing despair com- see are cellars and roadbeds. I was kind accompanying a new show at the Met,
pounded by a devastating revelation: of haunted by that.” she describes water towers photo-
he’s every bit as disposable as the mod- Sante, who now lives in Kingston, graphed by Bernd and Hilla Becher as
els he ridicules.” has just come out with a book on New “alarmingly penile glans-topped cylin-
One of Nelson’s biggest fans and ders” and “gold-miners’ cabins molder-
supporters is the critic Robert Christ- ing in Western ghost towns.”) She lived
gau. If you aggregate the grades in his in the Catskills for decades before get-
capsule reviews of the Paranoid Style’s ting around to researching the book.
She’s a quick writer, once she starts.
of 3.85. But he has quibbled with the “Reservoirs” took her a few months. (In
tweets, as when Nelson referred to John 1991, “Low Life,” more than four hun-
dred pages, took her nine.) “The next
book is my trans memoir, and I’m plan-
“I’ve loved this song since before I was ning to write this book as quickly as I
30, the Bette Midler cover too, and do possibly can,” Sante said; she transi-
not hear and have never heard an iota tioned last year.
The reservoir appeared behind a
Because Nelson adores Christgau, she berm, formerly the crest of a valley.
felt chastened, and reëxamined her sense “Bishop Falls, the old beauty spot, is
of the thing, but most of the time she now at the deepest point,” Sante said.
chooses to ignore the harrumphing in Near the causeway across the reservoir
her feed. “There’s an army of reply guys was a barricaded turnoff. “They closed
who correct my mistakes or who want Lucy Sante this road after 9/11,” she said. “There
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were paranoid mutterings about jihad- mountains. Served cold on a ninety- who had convened the summit, called

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ists putting LSD in the water supply.” seven-degree day, it tasted pretty good. Biofabricate, asked. “Most people still
In the nineteen-tens, entire towns —Zach Helfand don’t know that any of this is possible,
in the path of the Ashokan relocated because a lot of these products are not
wholesale. Thousands of graves were RAW MATERIALS yet in stores. You know, your house ac-
moved. On Route 28, Sante pointed GROW YOUR OWN tually isn’t grown . . . yet! ”
out a row of houses that had been trans- Lee held up a brownish brick-size
planted using log rollers. “They were construction block, which had been pro-
likely pulled by oxen,” she said. “There duced from Namibian-mushroom waste.
were people who were eager to move “Smell it! It’s incredible,” she said. (It
into the future and those who wanted did not smell incredible.) Nearby, her
to hold on to the past. As ever.” colleague Amy Congdon pointed to a
A few minutes later, Sante said, “This owadays, meat is murder, plastic is gray cube. “It’s bacterially grown brick,”
is the stolen church.” The Methodists
of Glenford had plopped it on land tech-
N poison, and manufacturing a cheap
cotton T-shirt requires a two-year sup-
she said. “They’re using bacteria to, es-
sentially, make concrete!”
nically owned by the railroad. “The rail- ply of drinking water and enough syn- Twenty years ago, after working as
road and the reservoir were both fine thetic fertilizer to kill a blue whale. Cor- a fashion designer for John Galliano,
with the church,” Sante said. “It was just porations are destroying the environment, in London, Lee started using a modi-
New York City that decided to be pricks, and anytime anyone buys almost any- fied kombucha recipe—“green tea, sugar,
as they made the decision to be pricks thing it gets worse. Still, corporations a few microbes, and a little time!”—to
at almost every point.” The city sued are people, and people can change. Adi- grow her own clothes. “I asked the ques-
and won forty-five dollars. das now has mushroom-leather Stan tion ‘What does fashion look like fifty
When did city people start bragging Smiths, for instance. The other day, years from now instead of next sea-
about how good the water tastes? “Oh, a gaggle of big brands, among them son?’” she said. Investors didn’t love the
that far predates the reservoir,” Sante Nike, BMW, Ralph Lauren, and the idea. “There was zero traction,” she re-
said. “A company in Pine Hill would Kering Group, which owns Gucci and called, shaking her head. “I basically
package jugs for tourists. People in the Balenciaga, gathered in a renovated ship- gave up.”
city could order a cartload. Not so much building warehouse, in Brooklyn’s Navy In 2014, she arranged a summit for
these days. The Delaware River reser- Yard, to learn about the latest eco- “bio-innovators,” at Microsoft’s head-
voirs, especially Cannonsville, have in- friendly doodahs. quarters in Times Square. Only a few
troduced a higher level of bad stuff.” On display: algae inks, crustacean su- big brands and a handful of startups
Time for lunch. At a noodle place perglue, yarn derived from squid DNA. showed up. This year, more than sixty
in Kingston, tap water was requested. “Instead of making stuff from animals startups R.S.V.P.’d; so did most of the
“Where do we get our water from?” Sante or petrochemicals, like fossil fuels, can major European luxury brands. “We’re
said. “Well, we’ve got our own reser- we do it with biology? Can we design gonna do it in Paris next year!” Lee said.
voirs.” The Ashokan isn’t for locals, so life itself to make the things around us?” In the exhibition hall, a few people
they use Cooper Lake, farther into the a fashion designer named Suzanne Lee, were setting up their booths before reps
from Louis Vuitton and Tesla arrived.
Amanda Parkes, a scientist at the brand
Pangaia, pulled a pink hoodie from a
bag. “It’s entirely plant waste—no cot-
ton, no plastic,” she said. The fabric was
printed with a small block of text:
THIS HOODIE IS MADE FROM RE-
SPONSIBLY SOURCED BAMBOO AND
EUCALYPTUS, ORGANIC SEAWEED
AND WILD HIMALAYAN NETTLE. THE
FABRIC IS TREATED WITH NATURAL
PEPPERMINT OIL TO KEEP IT FRESH,
SAVING WATER, ENERGY AND TIME.

Parkes, who wore green high-waisted


cotton pants and a purple Pangaia sports
bra (“made from castor oil, a non-food
crop that doesn’t disrupt the food chain”),
went on, “Justin Bieber wore our track-
suit”—lotus pink, accented with chunky
Balenciaga sneakers. (Other Pangaia
fans include Kourtney Kardashian, Na-
“Repeating back your order, you wanted ‘all the fries.’ ” talie Portman, Harry Styles, Jaden Smith,
and Pharrell Williams.) “And we don’t Phyllis George in the passenger seat). up the toe hole. All the rest is in the ear.
pay anyone to wear anything!” Every pageant needs a soundtrack, but “The soft lead pipes have a dark,
Nearby, two brothers, Axel and Alexis how do you fill such a vault with music? woodsy flavor,” he said. Zinc pipes pierce
Gómez-Ortigoza Aguirre, who attended With the largest musical instrument in the air like a flute. “Listen to that yodel,”
the Instituto Tecnológico y de Estudios the world, a pipe organ built in 1932 by he said. “Screaming its little heart out.”
Superiores de Monterrey (“It’s like the the Midmer-Losh company, of Mer- The Midmer-Losh’s pipes are arranged
M.I.T. of Mexico”) before founding rick, Long Island. in twelve hundred and thirty-five stop
Polybion, a synthetic-biology startup, The Midmer-Losh, as it’s called, was tabs, named for the sounds they imitate,
held up a big swatch of bio-assembled designed by Emerson L. Richards, a among them Viola da Gamba, Tuba
leather. “It’s, like, half a cow,” Alexis said. New Jersey state senator and an organ d’Amour, Krummhorn, Grave Mixture,
Axel said, “Food-processing compa- fanatic. An impressive cathedral organ, and Musette Mirabilis. The sixty-four-
nies in Mexico throw away about sixty such as the one at St. Patrick’s, might foot Diaphone-Dulzian rank is made
per cent of all the fruit they use. We have seven thousand pipes; Richards from enough sugar pine to build a house,
have a secret formula to get ‘food’ out gave his more than thirty-three thou- and it produces a quintuple low C, a
of the waste and give it to the bacteria.” sand. An instrument of such scale is subharmonic tone that sounds like a
Alexis added, “The bacteria eats, and, hard to keep in working order. In its chopper circling the building.
as it eats, it assembles this material. It ninety years in Boardwalk Hall, the Mid- The Midmer-Losh is also the loud-
secretes this!” He pointed at the swatch. mer-Losh has been fully playable for est instrument in the world. The Grand
“You can smell it.” only two. The Great Atlantic Hurricane Ophicleide rank makes a noise six times
Axel said, “It’s a little strong!” (It was of 1944 flooded the blowers that send as loud as a train whistle. On its début,
a little strong.) air to the organ’s wind-chests. Air-con- in 1932, it knocked tiles from the ceiling.
The raw material, which resembled ditioners at the 1964 Democratic Na- All the organ’s pipes are hidden behind
a massive uncooked chicken tender— tional Convention dripped condensa- the stage and accessed by four stories of
the brothers call it “pechuga de pollo”— tion onto the wooden ranks, which were ship ladders, gangplanks, and miniature
can then be tanned, dyed, and cut to a held together with water-soluble glue. doors. Scott Banks, an H.O.R.C. coör-
customer’s specifications. Later, rows of pipes toppled over like dinator, describes venturing upward as
“You could make shoes, a wallet—” dominoes. During a 2001 renovation, “walking through the speaking forest.”
“—car interiors, anything that you’d contractors walked across a field of tre- The organ is still vulnerable to dam-
use leather for—” ble pipes, crushing them underfoot. age, and there have been near-misses.
“—you could make a SpaceX seat to In 2004, the Historic Organ Resto- In 2003, before a Justin Timberlake and
go to the moon!” Axel said. ration Committee was established to re- Christina Aguilera concert, a stage truss
“We are already working with the habilitate the instrument. Among the collapsed and landed five feet from the
top global brands,” Alexis said. “We just committee’s members is Brant Duddy, organ console. Last year, when the city
can’t disclose their names.” (Polybion a ninety-three-year-old master organ demolished the Trump Plaza Hotel and
has signed N.D.A.s with the largest shoe technician who comes in twice a week Casino next door, the H.O.R.C. wor-
manufacturer in the world and with the to voice the pipes. On a recent Tuesday, ried that flying debris would activate the
three largest German automakers.) “In he was at work in the voicing room. sprinkler system and ruin the papier-
the future, we can grow tissue with this, Duddy, who has a head of white hair mâché bassoons.
like meat. We can grow organs,” Axel and the slow, smooth baritone of a radio After Duddy did some voicing, the
said. An attendee furrowed his brow. broadcaster, was tapping away at the organist Evelyn R. Larter arrived for a
“It’s not science fiction,” Axel said.“This Stentor Sesquialtera rank, then blowing recital. Normally, Larter plays on the Mid-
is like the Internet in 1990. The best is air through the pipes to see how they mer-Losh, but that day it was off limits.

1
yet to come.” sang. “Toot-toot-tfffoot,” the G pipe went. Workmen were up on a lighting truss,
—Adam Iscoe “A little foggy,” Duddy said. It’s delicate and sound waves from the Midmer-Losh
work. “I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. But could have thrown them off. Larter used
ATLANTIC CITY POSTCARD I’ve learned how to cuss,” he said. another one of Senator Richards’s cre-
PIPE DREAMS An organ pipe has a mouth, a foot, ations, a theatre organ in an adjacent ball-
a toe, an upper and a lower lip, and a room, with some four thousand pipes, to
tongue, called the languid. Duddy sounds play the Shaker song “Simple Gifts.”
them one by one, listens, and makes ad- Duddy listened from a folding chair.
justments. The son of a Pennsylvania He has voiced about ten thousand of
church organist, he has been servicing the Midmer-Losh’s pipes, and, with his
organs since he was seventeen. “Organ regular maintenance, it is fifty-three per
ixty-seven of the ninety-four Miss repair is not really an occupation,” he cent playable. It will take another ten
S America pageants have been held in
Atlantic City’s Boardwalk Hall. The
said. “It’s more of a disease.” He pries
open the lips with a sculptor’s spatula
years to get the organ fully restored. “I
won’t be around to hear it,” he said. “But,
limestone arena encloses enough space and taps the toe with a tiny hammer. as long as I can walk up the steps and
for a helicopter to fly around inside (and He uses a headlamp to peer down long do my shtick, I’m happy.”
one did, in 1970, with Miss America pipes, and shoves a jeweller’s ring gauge —Laura Preston
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He rides in one of the country’s few re­
LETTER FROM RWANDA frigerated trucks, driven by a solid, hand­
some twenty­eight­year­old named Jean

THE COLD RUSH


de Dieu Umugenga, and laden with
spring onions and carrots bound for
market. The route is twisty and Umu­
For the developing world, refrigeration is growth. genga swings around the hairpin bends
with panache, shifting in his seat with
BY NICOLA TWILLEY each gear change, while twangy inanga
music plays on the radio.
Sometime after 3 a.m., cyclists start
to appear. All over rural Rwanda, sin­
ewy young men set out from their homes
on heavy steel single­speed bikes that
are almost invisible beneath comically
oversized loads: bunches of green ba­
nanas strapped together onto cargo
racks; sacks of tomatoes piled two or
three high; dozens of live chickens
stacked in pyramids of beaks and feath­
ers; bundles of cassava leaves so mas­
sive that, in the predawn light, it looks
as though shrubbery is rolling along
the side of the road. Over the next four
or five hours, as the heat of the day sets
in, gradually wilting the cassava leaves
and softening the tomatoes, these men
will cover hundreds of miles, carrying
food from the countryside to sell in
markets in the capital, Kigali.
Rwanda is known as Le Pays des
Mille Collines, “land of a thousand
hills,” but there must be at least ten
thousand, their lush, green terraced
slopes rising steeply out of a sea of early­
morning mist that fills the valleys below.
The cyclists coast down each hill and
then dismount to push their bikes up
the next. When they reach a paved road,
some of them may manage to catch a
t one in the morning, several hours towering, rusted contraption, it sits be­ ride hanging on to the back of Umu­
A before fishing boats launch, Fran­
çois Habiyambere, a wholesale fish
hind a gas station on the main road
into the southeastern market town of
genga’s truck.
Around half past five, as the first
dealer in Rubavu, in northwest Rwanda, Rusizi, on the border with the Demo­ flush of dawn appears, members of the
sets out to harvest ice. In the whole cratic Republic of the Congo. Its daily Rulindo vegetable coöperative, a few
country, there is just one machine that output would almost fill a typical restau­ hours northwest of Kigali, head into
makes the kind of light, snowy flakes rant dumpster, which is considerably the fields. Rwandans are notoriously
of ice needed to cool the tilapia that, less than the amount required by the neat, I am told, and the countryside is
at this hour, are still swimming through five fishmongers who use it. packed with postage­stamp­size plots,
the dreams of the fish farmers who sup­ “The f irst one who comes gets like hobbit gardens, hugging the hill­
ply Habiyambere’s business. Flake ice, enough,” Habiyambere told me when side contours in orderly terraces. Chili­
with its soft edges and fluffy texture, I accompanied him one day in May. pepper bushes and green­bean vines
swaddles seafood like a blanket, hug­ “The rest do not.” He said this in a tone grow in uniform rows; the fertile red
ging, without crushing, its delicate flesh. of quiet resignation. The machine is soil of the valley floor is pristine and
The flake­ice machine was bought sec­ five and a half hours’ drive south of weed­free; every square inch is metic­
ondhand a few years ago from a Nile­ where he lives, which is why his work­ ulously cultivated.
perch processing plant in Uganda. A day begins in the middle of the night. By this time, Habiyambere and
Umugenga have driven a hundred and
A “cold chain” protects food as it makes its way from farm to table. forty miles down the entire eastern
16 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022 ILLUSTRATION BY MARÍA JESÚS CONTRERAS
shoreline of Lake Kivu, where the fish- cumbi, where there is a milk-collection tional Cooling Strategy, the first in sub-
ing industry of this landlocked coun- center with an industrial chiller. Saharan Africa, and, in 2020, it launched
try is based. Its waters are dotted with By 9:30 a.m., Bizimana is heading a program known as the Africa Cen-
rocky islands and traditional wooden home, to tend to his own cow and a tre of Excellence for Sustainable Cool-
canoes fishing for sambaza, a silvery, small plot on which he grows sorghum, ing and Cold Chain, or ACES. A col-
sardine-like fish usually eaten deep- corn, and beans. Hundreds of miles laboration between the Rwandan and
fried, with a beer. The canoes travel away, François Habiyambere and Jean U.K. governments and the U.N. Envi-
lashed together in groups of three, their de Dieu Umugenga have embarked on ronment Programme, ACES is designed
nets attached to long eucalyptus poles the drive back north with a truck full to harness expertise from within Af-
that project from the prows and the of fresh fish for the Rubavu market. rica and beyond it. Several British uni-
sterns like insect antennae. On arrival Some of the sweaty cyclists are already versities are involved, as is the Univer-
in Rusizi, Habiyambere and Umugenga making their return journeys, too, often sity of Rwanda, in Kigali, where the
stop first at the market to unload the with a passenger perched on the cargo new institution has its campus. ACES’
vegetables, which will be sold to Con- rack where the cassava or the chick- mission is wide-ranging and encom-
golese traders. Then they head to the ens had been. And the Rulindo farm- passes research, training, and business
ice machine, where, after painstakingly ers are back from their fields bearing incubation, and also the design and cer-
cleaning the truck’s interior, they score crates of freshly picked peppers and tification of cooling systems; once con-
a small mound of precious flake ice. By beans. The next morning, the harvest struction is complete, early next year,
6:45 a.m., they are parked in the shade will be loaded onto a RwandAir flight its campus will have the country’s first
down at the dock, dozing as they wait bound for the United Kingdom, where advanced laboratory for studying food
for the fishermen to land. it will be sold in supermarkets. In preservation and a hall to demonstrate
Farther north, closer to the Ugan- the meantime, the crates are stacked the latest refrigeration technology.
dan border, Charlotte Mukandamage in a solar-powered cold-storage room, Among people involved in interna-
is wiping down the udder of a heifer which, at sixty-five degrees Fahren- tional development, Rwanda is con-
that she keeps in a wooden stall be- heit, is about twenty degrees warmer sidered a good place to do business.
hind her mud-brick home. Squatting than it should be. There is little corruption; Kagame,
on a plastic jerrican, Mukandamage though an autocrat, is credited with
coaxes a gallon and a half of warm, he International Institute of Re- enforcing discipline in the public sec-
frothy milk out of the cow and into a
small metal pail. Then she carefully
T frigeration estimates that, glob-
ally, 1.6 billion tons of food are wasted
tor and promoting governmental ac-
countability and transparency. And the
picks her way down a steep and slip- every year, and that thirty per cent of country’s small size—it is not much
pery mud path carved into the hillside, this could be saved by refrigeration— larger than Vermont—makes it an ideal
heading for a concrete marker with a a lost harvest of sufficient abundance testing ground for initiatives that, if
picture of a cow painted on it, where to feed nine hundred and fifty million successful, can then be deployed across
a small crowd has assembled to await people annually. In a country like sub-Saharan Africa. ACES has plans to
the milk collector. Rwanda, where fewer than one in expand from its Kigali hub with spokes
When I tagged along with Mukan- five infants and toddlers eat what the across the continent, and the team is
damage one morning, we were joined World Health Organization classifies also working with the southern Indian
by a half-dozen others, including an el- as the minimum acceptable diet, such state of Telangana to build a similar
derly man in a fedora toting a large wastage is a matter of life and death. center there.
pink plastic bucket, and a skinny seven- Rwanda is one of the poorest coun- In Kigali, I met the world’s first pro-
year-old hauling a yellow tin pail nearly tries in the world: the gross per-capita fessor of cold economy, Toby Peters,
half her size. The morning sun was glit- income is currently $2.28 a day, and from the University of Birmingham,
tering on the tin roofs of nearby homes, more than a third of children under who has spent much of the past three
and wisps of smoke from woodstoves five are stunted from malnutrition. Al- years working to launch ACES. When
mingled with mist rising off the hills. though it is difficult to calculate the I told him about my journeys along-
Soon, a balding man wearing black gum precise contribution of unrefrigerated side Rwanda’s slowly broiling milk, fish,
boots came into view: Pierre Bizimana, bacterial reproduction to rates of food- meat, and vegetables, he defined the
a farmer and a part-time milk collec- borne illness, according to the most problem in systemic terms. “There is
tor. He pushed a bike, over which were recent data diarrhea alone is estimated no cold chain in Rwanda,” he said. “It
slung two battered steel cans, each ca- to have reduced Rwanda’s G.D.P. by just doesn’t exist.”
pable of carrying a little more than thir- between two and a half and five per In the developed world, the domes-
teen gallons of milk. For the next two cent. Nonetheless, President Paul Kag- tic refrigerator is only the final link in
hours, in the gathering humidity, Bi- ame’s government has pledged to trans- the “cold chain”—a series of thermally
zimana, his assistant, and I trudged up- form Rwanda into a high-income coun- controlled spaces through which your
hill from one station to another, pick- try by 2050; recently, it has come to food moves from farm to table. The
ing up a gallon here and a half gallon realize that this goal cannot be achieved cold chain is the invisible backbone of
there from a few dozen farmers. Then without refrigeration. our food system, a perpetual mechan-
we headed to the nearby town of Gi- In 2018, Rwanda announced a Na- ical winter that we have built for our
THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022 17
food to live in. Artificial refrigeration alone. And, in its weakened state, it will and uneaten, thanks to weak or non-
was introduced in the United States in then likely succumb to microorganisms existent cold chains. For farmers sur-
the second half of the nineteenth cen- that cause rot and disease. viving on less than a couple of dollars
tury, but the term “cold chain” gained “The integrity of the cells starts to a day, the effect of these losses is sub-
currency only in the late nineteen-for- be compromised and they break, and stantial; for sub-Saharan Africa as a
ties, when European bureaucrats re- then the enzymes are, like, Wahey! whole, they are estimated to add up to
building a continent shattered by war Happiness!” Natalia Falagan, one of hundreds of billions of dollars each year.
studied and copied American methods. ACES’ co-designers, told me. “And, as
Today, in the United States, a green soon as there is softening in the tissue, ecause the ACES team was assem-
bean grown in, say, Wisconsin will likely
have spent no more than two hours,
then the bacteria and fungi will think,
Oh, now it’s my time!” We met in her
B bled during the COVID-19 era,
many of its members had not met in
and often much less, at temperatures lab at Cranfield University, in the U.K., person until this May, when Rwanda
above forty-five degrees on its way to where we conversed surrounded by hosted a U.N.-sponsored forum on
your fork. As soon as it is harvested, it racks of rotting fruit and vegetables, sustainable energy, which showcased
is rushed to a packhouse to have its hooked up to sensors and monitors like ACES, among other initiatives. When
“field heat” removed: it is either run critically ill patients in an I.C.U. A President Kagame gave an opening
through a flume of cold water, known cold-storage room, she confirmed, is address to the forum’s delegates—an
as a hydrocooler, or put in a forced-air of little use without pre-cooling. “And international assortment of politicians,
chiller, where a gigantic fan pushes re- then farmers will say temperature-con- civil servants, aid workers, entrepre-
frigerated air through stacked pallets trolled rooms don’t work,” Falagan neurs, and academics—ACES served as
of beans. These processes “pre-cool” the lamented. “No! It’s that the fruit you his example of Africa’s potential for
bean, lowering its internal temperature put in there is already mush.” insuring sustainable, equitable devel-
from more than eighty degrees down Quite aside from the long-term costs opment globally. “I was in the room,
to the low forties in just a couple of of such spoilage in terms of health and and I felt like jumping out of my chair,”
hours. After that, a bean can happily nutrition, there is also an immediate said Juliet Kabera, the ranking Rwan-
hang out in cold-storage facilities, travel economic impact on the prices that dan member of the team, who also
in refrigerated trucks, and sit on chilled farmers can charge for their harvest. heads up the country’s Environment
supermarket shelves for up to four weeks Given that produce is sold by weight, Management Authority.
without losing its snap. diminished water content immediately ACES was to host an open day for
The cold chain is more than the reduces earnings and, if quality falls delegates at its new campus at the cul-
sum of its parts. What if the tepid below a certain level, the vegetables will mination of the forum. The weekend
cold-storage room I saw in Rulindo no longer be export-grade and must before, I accompanied the team on a
had been running at the correct tem- instead be sold locally, at a discount of tour of Rwanda’s existing refrigeration
perature, in the low forties? Without about ten cents on every pound. The infrastructure. Because of the pandemic,
the rest of the cold chain in place, the consequences are even more dire for some of the Europeans were making
benefits would be marginal. In a forty- unrefrigerated milk and f lake-ice- their first visit to a country whose as-
degree storage room, a bean takes about deprived fish: on average, thirty-five sets and needs they had been studying
ten hours to reach the same tempera- for three years. Our first stop was a
ture that pre-cooling achieves in just pair of cold-storage rooms built with
two. And in the whole of Rwanda there European Union funding, in 2019, thirty
is only one forced-air chiller. It’s at a miles south of Kigali, on the road to
government export facility near the air- Tanzania. A member of a local farm-
port in Kigali and is almost never used, ing coöperative walked us over to a
because it costs too much to run. low-slung brick structure; inside, the
For the green bean, the difference be- first things that caught my eye were
tween being chilled in two hours and in cobwebs lining the walls. One of the
ten is absolute. Fruits and vegetables are rooms was not functioning, our guide
still alive, metabolically speaking, after per cent of the milk painstakingly gath- said; the other contained two lonely
they are harvested. A bean cut off from ered on bicycles by people like Pierre crates of chili peppers, and the cooling
the support of its parent plant will start Bizimana is sufficiently spoiled by the seemed to have been switched on purely
to consume itself, and the hotter the time it reaches the country’s dairy- in honor of our visit. The spotlessly
temperature the faster it does so. Any collection centers that it fails quality- clean floor certainly did not suggest
perishable fruit or vegetable that is not control tests and is rejected outright. frequent use. It was also made of wood,
cooled within a few hours of harvest will Meanwhile, unsold, uniced fish is typ- a poor choice of material because it is
have already burned through much of ically offloaded to Congolese traders hard to sanitize, so any squashed pro-
its bounty of complex sugars, chloro- for pennies on the dollar at the end of duce lingers, providing a perfect sub-
phyll, Vitamin C, and other nutrients. the day. Between thirty and fifty per strate for fungi and bacteria to grow.
It will be shrivelled and yellow-tinged, cent of all food produced in develop- Judith Evans, one of the world’s lead-
having lost a tenth of its weight in water ing countries is lost—discarded, unsold ing refrigeration experts, quietly pointed
18 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
out other design flaws, including the
lack of an air curtain at the door, as
well as dozens of nails driven through
the walls, which would allow heat to
bypass the insulation.
“I’m freaking out about this,” Fala-
gan whispered, as the farmer described
how the room worked. “There’s no hu-
midity control, no fans for air circula-
tion!” While the team quizzed the un-
fortunate farmer, I stepped outside and
wandered around the corner to see other
members of the coöperative loading
crates of chilis that had been stored
outdoors, under an open-walled shade
structure, into the back of a pickup
truck. Later, Issa Nkurunziza, a Kigali-
based cold-chain expert with the U.N.
Environment Programme, told me that
the farmers had confessed to him that
the refrigeration unit was simply too
expensive for them to run.
Since 2015, when the United Na- “I’ve made peace with my demons.”
tions issued a call to halve per-capita
global food loss by 2030, N.G.O.s, over-
seas-development agencies, and phil-
• •
anthropic foundations have rushed to
fund refrigeration projects in the de- that on feeding their kids, but that’s come the largest source of overseas rev-
veloping world. “But people don’t un- not necessarily the case,” she said. “Peo- enue for the Kenyan government.
derstand how to use it,” Evans told me. ple use it to repair their roofs or buy The downside is that the benefits
“It’s generally not well maintained or smartphones or other things they need.” of this kind of cold-chain investment
serviced.” Cold storage alone, without Later on, we visited a far more well- are not distributed equally. In Kenya,
training and a viable business model, resourced facility, a packhouse run by one study found that three-quarters of
risks becoming a white elephant. The Rwanda’s National Agricultural Ex- the country’s fruit and vegetable ex-
World Bank, which has funded ten port Development Board, but here a ports are sourced from just seven large,
cold-storage rooms in Rwanda in the different kind of problem was evident. mostly white-owned farms, because
past few years, has estimated that at The facility, built in 2017 with World they have the capital and the resources
least ninety-six per cent of nearby farm- Bank assistance, was stuffed with plas- to implement stringent international
ers don’t use them at all. tic crates full of vegetables, stacked food-safety standards and are perceived
Such largesse can also trigger unin- twelve-high to the ceiling. “Right now, as easier to work with and audit. Even
tended consequences. Catherine Kilelu, it’s just big enough, but, with the pro- companies specifically founded with a
a food-security researcher in Kenya duction plan we have, in six months it mission to install off-grid, affordable
who is leading the development of an will not be,” Innocent Mwalimu, a cooling systems to reduce post-harvest
ACES-backed cooling hub there, told soft-spoken cold-chain specialist, said, losses and support rural communities
me that, in one remote community, as he showed us around. As Rwanda have found it challenging to work with
there was some evidence that the qual- emerges from COVID-19, it faces a spi- Kenya’s smallholder farmers. “From an
ity of children’s diets diminished after ralling balance-of-payments deficit, economics point of view, you’re forced
the Bill and Melinda Gates Founda- and the government has set a target to into bigger systems to make it work,”
tion helped fund chilling plants as part double the country’s perishable exports Julian Mitchell, the C.E.O. of one such
of a larger investment in commercial- by 2025. By way of stimulus, compa- company, InspiraFarms, told me. “And
izing the country’s dairy industry. Pre- nies that use the packhouse are charged that excludes the poorest of the poor”—
viously, Kilelu explained, the yield from less than seven cents per kilo exported, the farmers who grow more than ninety
evening milking sessions was consumed effectively subsidizing the cold chain per cent of Kenya’s fruit and vegeta-
at home rather than being taken to for agribusiness entrepreneurs. Simi- bles, who are left losing half of every-
market. Once a dairy farmer was able lar models have been pioneered suc- thing they harvest.
to keep this milk salable overnight, cessfully in Kenya—to the extent that, The primary difficulty, as Selçuk Ta-
however, that source of nutrition dis- recently, fruit, vegetable, and cut-flower natar, the principal operations officer
appeared. “You might think, Well, if exports overtook the traditional main- at the World Bank’s International Fi-
they make more money, they can spend stays of tea, coffee, and tourism to be- nance Corporation, explained to me,
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is that operating a cold chain costs the that she was the company’s best driver. a conservatory.” More important, OX
same, if not more, in Nairobi as it does “New customers are surprised,” Umu- 2.0 is an electric vehicle—its predeces-
in New York City: five to fifteen cents toni said. “They don’t believe their truck sor was diesel—and, as an optional extra,
per kilo of produce. In other words, re- driver is a woman.” She took me for a it will be available with a solar-pow-
frigeration adds about one per cent to ride as she made her rounds of local ered refrigeration unit. It thus goes some
the cost of a tomato in the developed farmers. Rwandan roads make for a way toward meeting the need that In-
world, but about thirty per cent to its bone-jarring experience that several nocent Mwalimu and Selçuk Tanatar
cost in the developing world. “Nobody drivers described to me as “an African had pointed out to me: a cold chain
is going to pay that,” Tanatar said. As massage.” As we drove, Umutoni fielded with lower operating expenses. OX
a result, the financially viable way to customer calls on her mobile. The de- can power its new truck for less than
build a cold chain is to work with farm- mand for OX trucks is so high that the half the cost of the first-generation die-
ers who grow fruits and vegetables that company currently has to turn down sel prototype.
the developed world wants—blueber- eight in ten requests for transportation. “For me, having given up on cold
ries, mangoes, French beans. “But then OX’s global managing director, chain, these technologies that can get
it doesn’t really help the local people Simon Davis, who left Jaguar Land the operating expenses down—they
with food security,” Tanatar continued. Rover to take the job, told me that, as mean that it’s going to maybe be a dif-
“You’re just getting cheaper and better innovative as the truck’s design is, the ferent story now,” Tanatar told me. He
products to the developed market.” secret to its success is the company’s noted that part of the value of ACES
In Rwanda, six million people— business model—the cargo equivalent will be in providing a venue to show-
nearly half the population—are small- of a bus service. Most prospective cus- case innovations like this to Rwandan
scale farmers, tending an average of tomers can’t afford to buy a truck, but farming coöperatives, entrepreneurs,
less than an acre and a half of land. A they can afford to rent space in a truck and trainee technicians. When ACES
solution that does not work for them operated by OX. “We built our first held its open day in Kigali, an OX truck
is not much of a solution at all: a trickle- business model around fifty dollars a was parked prominently out in front.
down cold chain in which the rich day in revenue, total,” Davis said. “On
grow richer, the poor become poorer our best day so far, we’ve earned two he ACES campus currently consists
by comparison, and, all the while, the
former colonists enjoy cheap superfood
hundred and twenty dollars from a
single truck.”
T of several single-story brick build-
ings set around a central lawn filled
smoothies. Umutoni’s first customer of the with mauve-flowered jacaranda trees.
morning was a woman waiting by the These will serve as classrooms for teach-
n March, 2021, a small, peculiar-look- side of the road with several baskets ing future refrigeration technicians.
I ing truck began transporting fruit
and vegetables from fields to markets
of green bananas that she wanted us
to take to the nearest city, twelve miles
Qualified technicians are in such short
supply that, when the flake-ice machine
in western Rwanda. From the front, away. She told me that, though OX’s I saw in Rusizi breaks down, a me-
the truck resembles a tank, wider and rates are higher than those of the men chanic has to be summoned from
squatter than you’d expect, and oddly with bicycles, the increased cost is more Uganda to repair it. At the northern
square. It looks the way you might than covered by the additional income edge of the twelve-acre site are a hand-
imagine a truck from IKEA to look, she can make by getting more produce ful of cottages: some are to be office
and in a sense that’s what it is. The to market faster. Her only complaint space for refrigeration companies, both
cab is made of lightweight wood-com- about OX was that sometimes when local startups and established interna-
posite panels that can be shipped in she called there wasn’t any space left tional corporations; others will provide
flat packs and then assembled in a day, in the truck; she wanted to start sell- student housing and a day-care center,
without any special tools. Named the ing to Congolese traders and expand intended to encourage female students
OX, the truck was developed in En- her business further, but first she had to train as technicians and entrepre-
gland specifically for emerging mar- to be sure that transportation would neurs. To the west, land has been
kets. It’s about half the weight of a be available. set aside for the next phase in ACES’
standard pickup but able to carry dou- Almost as soon as the first OX truck development: a smart farm, to study
ble the load. The windshield and the started rolling around Rwanda, the com- how pre-harvest treatments affect post-
skid plate meet at a snub-nosed angle, pany began thinking about the next it- harvest quality, and also to test novel
which means that its tires hit steep eration. It sought feedback from driv- field pre-cooling equipment.
slopes before the bumper does, and ers like Umutoni. One thing she asked Rwanda is full of would-be food,
that it can ford streams that are up to for was better visibility. In rural Rwanda, agribusiness, and technology entrepre-
thirty-five inches deep—both essen- the roadside is a busy place: goats graze, neurs. Africa’s “youth bulge” means
tial for negotiating Rwanda’s many se- women sell fruit and vegetables, and that young Rwandans are continually
verely rutted unpaved roads. children run back and forth, kicking warned that there will probably not be
Francine Uwamahoro, OX’s man- footballs made from inflated condoms jobs waiting for them upon gradua-
aging director for Rwanda, introduced wrapped in banana leaves. The new tion, and that they should be prepared
me to a woman with short, orange-dyed model, which is still at the prototype to create their own. It seemed as though
hair named Louise Umutoni, saying stage, is, Davis said, “a bit like driving on any street corner in Kigali one could
20 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
encounter someone like Donatien Iran- SKETCHBOOK BY BARRY BLITT
shubije, a confident and prepossessing
twenty-one-year-old wearing a crisp
button-down shirt accessorized with
a thin gold chain. Iranshubije co-
founded a startup that offers next-day
delivery of fresh fruit and vegetables
from rural farming coöperatives to two
dozen Kigali families. At the moment,
he told me, the company gets around
the need for refrigeration by using mo-
torbike couriers to move the food fast,
but, as the business expands, he expects
to invest in cold storage. For him, as
for thousands of others, refrigeration
is a prerequisite for growth. The chal-
lenge for ACES is to insure that the
urgent need for cold chains in coun-
tries like Rwanda is met in a sustain-
able fashion.
Cold chains present a double bind;
both their absence and their presence
have huge ecological costs. The U.N.
Food and Agriculture Organization
estimates that if global food waste were
a country its greenhouse-gas emissions
would be the third largest in the world,
right behind China and the U.S. On
the other hand, the chemical refriger-
ants and the fossil-fuel energy used to
produce cooling already account for
more than seven per cent of global
emissions—just one per cent less than
food loss. As countries like Rwanda
refrigerate, those emissions are increas-
ing rapidly. Toby Peters, the ACES co-
founder, has done the calculations and
arrived at a terrifying conclusion: if
every country were to have a cold chain
similar to the ones the developed world
relies on, these emissions would in-
crease fivefold. Seen from that per-
spective, helping Rwanda develop an
energy-efficient cold chain looks less
like altruistic development aid and more
like enlightened self-interest.
In development literature, much has
been made of Africa’s ability to “leap-
frog” richer countries. In Rwanda, a
country in which a national network
of telephone cables was never laid, cell
phones became central to daily life far
more quickly than in the U.S. The same
is true for mobile banking and elec-
tronic payments. The hope, then, is
that Rwanda and its neighbors can do
something similar with refrigeration,
bypassing inefficient and polluting tech-
nologies in favor of more sustainable
THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022 21
solutions and leading the way for sup- are limitations. Inevitably, there will be dian strips, and there was not a single
posedly developed countries. simplifications, and some data are likely homeless person to be seen. (The home-
Not only is the way food is refrig- to be unobtainable. And, of course, hu- less are reportedly moved to what the
erated in the developed world not sus- mans remain somewhat unpredictable. Rwandan government refers to as “re-
tainable; the resulting supply chain During the COVID-19 pandemic, Green- habilitation transit centers,” but which
isn’t even particularly resilient, as the ing and Peters, realizing the impor- Human Rights Watch calls prisons.)
sight of empty supermarket shelves tance of the cold chain in delivering Between anonymous glass office build-
during the past couple of years has re- vaccines, worked with the Bangladeshi ings and tidy single-story houses, there
vealed. Meanwhile, the food losses that government to figure out the most ef- were huge expanses of open space: a
plague the developing world occur at fective possible allocation of the coun- flock of ibises screeched from an enor-
almost the same rate in the developed try’s refrigerated assets. But Bangla- mous tulip tree; an African spoonbill
world. In the United States, where desh’s actual vaccination campaign waded on fuchsia legs along the edges
maintaining the cold chain is the do- departed significantly from the mod- of a muddy river; birds of prey circled
main of private enterprise, between el’s recommendations, as Greening rue- above me, riding thermals. Only the
thirty and forty per cent of the coun- fully explained. “In the end, the chal- smells—sooty diesel fumes and the
try’s food supply goes to waste in su- lenge wasn’t so much ‘Can we get the smell of hot bodies crammed together
permarkets, at restaurants, and at home. vaccine to the right places?’ as ‘Can we on bicycles and moto-taxis at every in-
Leapfrogging in refrigeration will re- get people to want to be vaccinated?’ ” tersection—reminded me that I was in
quire more than adopting new tech- Meanwhile, in Rwanda, as Alice a desperately poor country.
nology; the cold chain needs to be re- Mukamugema, an analyst at the coun- Benimana, a reserved but command-
invented from the ground up. try’s Ministry of Agriculture, pointed ing forty-year-old man, told me that,
The more time I spent with the ACES out to me, consumers believe that re- in 2007, the Rwandan government an-
team, the more acutely I felt both their frigerated food isn’t fresh. (Americans nounced a visionary master plan to
excitement and their anxiety about in the early twentieth century expressed transform Kigali into “an important
Rwanda’s unbuilt cold chain: get it right, similar fears.) “Traders who sell the re- center of stability and development for
and enter a promised land of food se- jects from the National Agricultural the entire continent of Africa.” It quickly
curity, prosperity, and sustainability; Export Development Board packhouse became clear that the plan was seriously
fail, and wave goodbye to a livable on the local market even have to put flawed, and there was a public outcry.
planet, while accelerating inequality them in the sun for a while, so that But the government, rather than press-
and exacerbating hunger. “These are they don’t feel cold,” she said. ing on regardless or just giving up,
the kind of problems that hadn’t really took stock of the complaints and pro-
even been recognized as problems or ate one afternoon, I had an ap- duced a major revision of the plan, which
challenges before—they were just con-
sequences,” Philip Greening, another
L pointment to see Christian Beni-
mana, a Kigali-born, Shanghai-trained
it has since continued to update and
implement with considerable success.
member of the ACES team, told me. architect who has been working with Some of the results can lack character,
Greening is currently constructing a ACES on the design of its campus. I’d Benimana admitted—the city center is
computer model of Rwanda—a digi- been riding in cars and trucks all week, a giant roundabout, and its new hotels,
tal twin in which all the possible vari- so I decided to walk to his office, an malls, and industrial zones are a series
ants for preserving and moving its food hour and a half across Kigali from my of generic boxes—but other aspects are
can be implemented, costed, and eval- hotel. Since the Rwandan genocide, impressive. Wetlands take up a quar-
uated, in order to answer such press- the city’s population has exploded, ter of Kigali’s surface area and they are
ing and essential questions as: Where growing from just under three hun- now protected habitats—a distinct im-
should cooling hubs be placed to be dred thousand people in 1994 to more provement on the glorified sewers that
most useful for the communities that than 1.2 million today, but its streets the rivers of London and Los Ange-
need them the most? What will hap- are surprisingly quiet, lacking the cha- les became as those cities urbanized.
pen if, as currently planned, slaughter- otic energy of most cities in the de- “After the genocide, the process of
houses are built in rural areas, so that veloping world. The city is so hilly that rebuilding was not optional,” Benimana
the live chickens I saw, transported on all but the poorest people make even said. “And the decision was made early
bicycles and slaughtered at home, are short journeys on one of its ubiquitous on to set the bar really high—to see
replaced by carcasses that need to be motorcycle taxis, so for stretches of the whether we can solve some of the struc-
moved, stored, and sold under refrig- walk to Benimana’s office I was the tural, societal problems that we have,
eration? How will exporting ten per only pedestrian. and to become a place that people can
cent more fresh produce affect a farm- The lack of bustle on the streets learn from.” For Benimana, the ambi-
ing family’s nutritional and economic seemed boring at first but gradually tion of ACES is entirely in keeping with
status? Is it worth improving the road became its own source of fascination. his country’s embrace of experimenta-
network before investing in farm-level The sidewalks were spotless (plastic tion and innovation. “We are able to
pre-cooling facilities? bags have been banned since 2008), dream things that are beyond what is
The use of computer modelling to women in high-visibility vests weeded imaginable, and then act on them,” he
make such decisions is new, and there perfectly groomed flower beds and me- told me. “Or at least try.” 
22 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
tance service is nine thousand four hun-
SHOUTS & MURMURS dred and fifteen dollars per month. If
you don’t buy it, you go to jail.
I am a feminist and I listen to women,
and basically the only thing women talk
about is wanting pockets. I hear your
shrill voices (I am being ironic!) loud and
clear. The Tesla Body will have pockets
all the way down the legs, like cargo pants
that you can’t take off. You can keep so
many important items in your skin pock-
ets: your Tesla Emergency Tent, your
Tesla Flare (in case your protein powder
runs out in the middle of a road), and

THE TESLA BODY


your Tesla Map of Scottsdale! The map
highlights all of my favorite sites, like
N.F.T. galleries and a bar where you can
BY MEGAN AMRAM meet blond women who have just moved
to America from the Eastern Bloc.
y name is Elon Musk, and I am comes out of a tiny speaker in your tear I’m going to say what I’m sure you’re
M the C.E.O. of Tesla and the father
of approximately one per cent of the cur-
ducts) and slide in your Tesla Blackout
Sleep Contacts. You should not wear
already thinking: no one should have a
penis but me. A penis is a luxury and a
rent population of Earth and a hundred your contacts for more than four hours privilege that only I have proved myself
per cent of the future population of Mars. at a time, for cornea health, which is worthy of. The Tesla Body will either
As you know, the human body has not why we sell a convenient Tesla alarm have a vagina and ovaries or a conve-
been substantially updated in nearly forty clock, which will wake you up every four nient cup holder for your favorite South
years. The new Tesla Body will revolu- hours so that you can remove your con- African soda, Iron Brew. I will accord-
tionize, streamline, and vastly modern- tacts. The alarm clock also plays my fa- ingly have the only sperm on Earth.
ize the human body as we know it. vorite episodes of “Rick and Morty.” It Thus, anyone who wants to procreate
Let’s start with walking: it sucks. I costs three thousand and ninety-five will have to fill out an application and
will make all bodies self-walking. You dollars, plus twelve ninety-nine for the submit it directly to me. But, don’t worry,
will simply set a speed for your feet, and Hulu subscription that gives you access I always say yes! The application is just
they will walk forward forever until your to the “Rick and Morty” episodes. a formality so I can see what my future
Body stops when it encounters a hard Food is so stupid. Oh, look at me, I children’s handwriting will look like.
surface. I, of course, will outfit all build- love having to eat every single day like Sometimes, with our hectic mod-
ings and walls in urban areas with cush- some sort of livestock or mother of my ern schedules, it’s easy to misplace
ioning. To reduce drownings, any ravine children! Stupid. The Tesla Body will things, which is why the Tesla Body
or body of water will be edged with taut operate on flavorless protein powder will come preloaded with a trusty app
elastic ropes. Currently, we are looking that you can deposit once a day directly that will be able to tell you where your
at making Scottsdale, Arizona, ready to into your stomach via a tiny door. The Body is. O.K., sorry, one more thing
be walked in by the year 2045. I can hear powder will give the Body enough en- about the sperm. I have never liked the
the critics now: “What if I need to turn?” ergy to walk exactly six miles. If you do way that my DNA can be spread only
First of all, what are you, some sort of not budget your daily energy carefully, through very old-fashioned means. I
king? No one “needs” to turn. But, for your Body will sit down on the floor will therefore embed pre-fertilized Elon
those Baryshnikovs among us who want and not move until the next morning. embryos in every Tesla Body. All you
to turn left or right like royalty, there But, luckily, a convenient Tesla Emer- have to do is take care of your Body,
will be optional ski poles available to gency Tent is included with every Body. and, one night, a tiny Elon or Elonia
buy for your Body. They will cost five When your Body breaks down, just pull will pop out of its own little door! Then
hundred and ninety-five dollars per pole. out the tent from your Tesla Bindle, set just drop your Baby Elon / Elonia off
Eyes are very boring. Most of what it up (note: you can’t set it up without at the nearest Tesla dealership or fac-
plays in them is boring content (wak- energy, so make sure you always travel tory. They’ll know what to do!
ing up, taking care of your beta-tier chil- with a friend or an intelligent St. Ber- I know you are probably so excited to
dren, etc.). I will make sure that, in your nard that has a barrel on its collar), and get the new Tesla Body that you are al-
new Tesla Body, the eyes will play only press the Roadside Assistance button. ready preparing to throw your old, terrible
the funniest episodes of “Rick and While you take a much needed nap, human body in the trash. The Body will
LUCI GUTIÉRREZ

Morty” all day, every day. If you want Tesla’s friendly roadside helpers will ar- be on the market soon, and it will be
to go to sleep, it’s easy as pie—just put rive and put extra powder in your tummy available to almost everyone. It fits wom-
on your Tesla noise-cancelling head- door, and you’re off! The tent is stan- en’s sizes 0-8 and any man shorter than
phones (the sound of “Rick and Morty” dard equipment. The Roadside Assis- me. I am the tallest man in the world! 
THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022 23
he was H.I.V.-positive, I narrated the
PERSONAL HISTORY events that led up to the Los Angeles
riots, I kept him up to date on the fate

MY DAD AND KURT COBAIN


of the San Francisco Giants. I told him
about cross-country practice, made hon-
est commitments to work harder at
Alternative culture and a fax machine bridged an ocean. school. I listed the new songs I liked,
and he would seek them out in Tai-
BY HUA HSU pei’s cassette stalls and tell me which
ones he liked, too:
hen my father moved back sure. The time difference between Cu-
W to Taiwan, my family bought
a pair of fax machines. In theory,
pertino and Taiwan was such that I
could fax my father a question in the
I like the November Rain by Guns N Roses.
The Metallica is also great. I couldn’t enjoy the
Red Hot Chili Peppers and Pearl Jam. The old
this was so he could help me with my evening and expect an answer by the songs reinterpreted by Mariah Carey (I’ll Be
math homework. I was starting high time I woke up. My homework requests There) and Michael Bolton (To Love Some-
school, in California, and everything, were always marked “Urgent.” body) are marvelous. The MTV’s “unplug” is
a great idea!
from what instrument I played to the He replied with equations and
well-roundedness of my transcript, proofs, explaining the principles of ge- As a teen-ager, I had better things
suddenly seemed consequential. In ometry in the margins and apologiz- to do than fax with my dad. He seized
seventh grade, I had tested just well ing if anything was unclear. After wea- upon anything I mentioned and bar-
enough to skip two years of math, rying of America’s corporate ladder, raged me with questions. When I de-
and now I was paying for it. I had he’d moved to Taiwan to work as an scribed one of my classes as boring,
peaked too early. In fact, I was very executive in the burgeoning semicon- he interrogated my use of the term,
bad at math. Like many immigrants ductor industry, and he was busy es- observing that “lots of ‘challenges’ are
who prized education, my parents had tablishing himself at his new job. I emotional ‘boring’ but reasonable ‘use-
faith in the mastery of technical skimmed the explanations and copied ful.’ ” I told him what we were read-
fields—math and science—where an- down the equations and proofs. Every ing in history class, and he asked,
swers weren’t left to interpretation. now and then, I rewarded his quick, “You are convinced that Oswald alone
You couldn’t discriminate against the careful attention by interspersing the killed JFK?”
right answer. next set of math questions with a di- He always asked me what I thought
Faxing was cheaper than long-dis- gest of American news: I told him about about things. Maybe this was an at-
tance calling, and involved far less pres- Magic Johnson’s announcement that tempt to prolong our back-and-forth.

COURTESY THE AUTHOR

The author’s father started building his record collection when he arrived in America. Then he was drawn back to Taiwan.
24 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
He would bring up sports, a subject I it wasn’t meant for newcomers like him, day for lunch. But some of her Taiwan-
didn’t think interested him at all: and requesting a refund. He discovered ese classmates couldn’t deal with this
the charms of pizza and rum-raisin ice radical new context—or maybe it was
Redskin is too much for Bill!? cream. Whenever new grad students ar- a lack of context. She still remembers
It’s down to the last week. This year, the
NBA is very exciting? Is Nick [Knicks] out yet?
rived from Taiwan, he and his friends one girl who stopped going to classes
It’s Buckley [Barkley] vs. Jordon! piled into a car to pick them up. It was altogether and spent her time drifting
This World Series was spectacular. a ritual, and it was a type of freedom— around campus. Even at the peak of
being on the road and possibly eating summer, the girl wore her heaviest win-
We were like two strangers trading well—that was not to be passed up. ter coat. Many of the other Taiwanese
small talk at a hardware store. My dad wasn’t drawn to the U.S. by students kept their distance from her.
Whenever there was a weeklong break any specific dream, just a chance for There were the potlucks with friends,
from school, my mom and I flew to Tai- something different. Still, he under- when my mom would make lion’s-head
wan. We spent summers and winter va- stood that American life is unbounded meatballs; road trips to grocers that car-
cations there; weeks would pass when promise and hypocrisy, faith and greed, ried bok choy; the spontaneous commu-
the only people I spoke to were my par- new spectrums of joy and self-doubt, nion of dorm life. You could identify Tai-
ents and their middle-aged friends. freedom enabled by enslavement. All wanese students by their Tatung rice
I never wanted to go to Taiwan. I of these things at once. cookers. My mom took up painting, much
couldn’t understand why my parents of it abstract and surreal, with color pat-
wanted to go back to a place they had hen my mother was a child in terns that didn’t reveal a discernible mood.
chosen to leave. W Taiwan, her father set up a chalk-
board in the family’s kitchen and wrote
My father went from Amherst to Co-
lumbia University. From there, he fol-
y father left Taiwan for the United a new word in English on it every day. lowed his academic adviser to the Uni-
M States in 1965, when he was twenty-
one, and he was nearly twice as old be-
The Second World War had interrupted
my grandfather’s medical studies, so
versity of Illinois, and met my mother.
They married at a student center on
fore he set foot there again. In those days, he became a civil servant. He wanted campus. Only one person from their
you left if you were able to, especially if slightly more for his children. My grand- combined families was able to attend.
you were a promising student. A dozen parents had their children choose Amer- But at least they had their friends. One
other physics majors graduated with him ican names, like Henry or Carol. The was an artist, and he drew pictures of
from Tunghai University, and ten of them children picked up the basics of En- Snoopy and Woodstock on cardboard
ended up pursuing careers abroad. My glish, this bizarre new language, which and arranged them in the grass outside
father flew from Taipei to Tokyo to Se- they might use to speak a new future the student center. Everyone brought a
attle to Boston. He scanned the crowd into being. They learned about the rest favorite dish.
at the airport and saw a friend who’d of the English-speaking world through
come from Providence to pick him up a subscription to Life, where my mom y parents took a road trip to the
and drop him off in Amherst.
But the friend didn’t know how to
first discovered the existence of some-
thing in America called Chinatown.
M East Coast for their honeymoon,
snapping photos along the way. Their
drive, so he had promised to buy lunch She arrived in the U.S. in 1971, to memories of this time come back to them
for another guy in exchange for a ride study public health at Michigan State in impressionistic fragments, since they
to the Boston airport, then to Amherst, University. Soon after she got to East lost all the undeveloped film when some-
and finally back to Providence. The two Lansing, signed a lease, enrolled in one broke into their car in Manhattan.
young men greeted my father at the classes, and bought a stack of nonre- I was born in 1977 in Champaign-
gate, traded backslaps, and rushed him fundable textbooks, she received a mes- Urbana. My dad wanted to become a
to the car, where they stowed his worldly sage from her father. As she was mak- professor. But, when he couldn’t find
possessions—textbooks and sweaters, ing her way to Michigan, a letter had an academic job, we moved to Texas,
mostly—in the trunk. Then they set off reached Taipei informing her that she’d where he worked as an engineer. The
for Boston’s Chinatown, a portal to a been accepted to the University of Illi- suburbs of Dallas afforded us plenty of
world they had left behind. nois, her top choice. So my mother re- space. One could get lost in that vast-
In the years that followed, willingly covered whatever tuition she could and ness. A few years ago, I found a small
marooned far from home, my father ac- left for Champaign-Urbana. square of brittle, yellowed paper from
quired various characteristics that might In the sixties and seventies, students the early eighties—an ad my mom took
mark him as American. He lived in New from throughout the Chinese-speak- out in the local classifieds:
York, witnessed and participated in stu- ing world found one another in these
dent protests, and, according to old pho- small, relatively remote college towns. CHINESE COOKING LESSONS—learn
to Cook exotic dishes using ingredients and
tos, sported long hair and vaguely fash- School anchored my mother to the Mid- utensils readily available.
ionable pants. He arrived as a devotee west, but she roamed freely: a job at a $12 per class. For further information call
of classical music, but within a few years community center in Kankakee, where Mrs. Hsu at: 867-0712
his favorite song was the Animals’ “House she was one of only a few people who
of the Rising Sun.” He subscribed, very weren’t Black; a summer spent wait- Nobody ever called. When I began speak-
briefly, to The New Yorker, before realizing ressing, where she ate ice cream every ing in a drawl, and begging for cowboy
THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022 25
boots and an American name, and after into archipelagos of hyper-regional grocer in the area, and it wasn’t even
it had been made clear to them that the Chinese food and the latest in im- that good, and you had to drive a half
local steak house wasn’t for their kind, ported hair fads. There were bubble-tea hour to get there.
they decided to move. cafés and Chinese bookstores, parking
My parents’ American addresses lots mazy with modified Hondas and mong the surviving items from
are a history of friendships and ac-
quaintances: a spare room in some-
moms hoping to preserve their pale
complexions with full-face visors and
A my parents’ frugal early years are
weathered paperback copies of the Pen-
one’s attic, visits to family friends elbow-length driving gloves. Chefs tagon Papers and “Future Shock,” Alvin
whom they’d heard about but never from Hong Kong and Taiwan joined and Heidi Toffler’s 1970 best-seller about
actually met, a summer job in a small the throngs of engineers coming to what happens to our psyches when the
town a few hours away, an opportu- California. The pressure to appeal to society around us undergoes rapid struc-
nity in an unfamiliar, emerging field. non-Chinese shoppers or diners casu- tural change. A pamphlet of Theodore
They didn’t dream of life in a big city ally disappeared. Neck bones and Allen’s essay “Class Struggle and the
so much as map out proximity to chicken feet and various gelatinous Origin of Racial Slavery: The Inven-
friends, Chinese food, a good school things, VHS dubs of the latest Tai- tion of the White Race,” with “HSU”
district—so, after Texas, it was either wanese dramas, Chinese-language written across the cover. A book on
Delaware or California, and they newspapers and books: all could pay Nixon’s visit to China; one on African
chose California. the bills, and then some. American history. For a brief spell, my
Cupertino was in transition when Soon, my mom began grumbling father toyed with Anglicizing his name,
we arrived, in 1986. There was a huge about the newer immigrants from asking to be called Eric, but he soon
factory downtown, farms on the out- China—how they left their shopping realized that assimilation of that kind
skirts, and a few buildings occupied by carts strewn about the parking lot of didn’t suit him.
Apple. Apple seemed like a joke—no- the Asian grocery store. The distinc- From Amherst to Manhattan to
body used Apple computers. As Sili- tions between an immigrant who came Champaign-Urbana to Plano to Rich-
con Valley flourished in the late eight- from Taiwan in the sixties or seven- ardson to Mission Viejo to Cupertino:
ies and early nineties, more Asian ties and one who came from main- there were always the records, an old
immigrants moved there. All my grand- land China in the nineties were prob- record player my father had assembled
parents came from Taiwan to the South ably imperceptible to anyone outside from a kit, a pair of Dynatone speakers.
Bay, and most of my parents’ brothers the Chinese-speaking diaspora. They He started building his record collec-
and sisters settled there as well. The looked roughly the same, and they tion as soon as he arrived in America.
suburbs were amenable to a kind of probably both had accents. But they At first, he used a mail-order LP club,
haphazard, gradual transformation— stood in different relation to Ameri- the kind where you overpay for a few
f lagging businesses were remade by can culture. These new, boisterous im- and get a dozen more for a penny. The
new waves of immigrants, and strip migrants probably didn’t even know records were mostly classical. But some-
malls began turning, store by store, there was once only a single Asian time in the sixties he grew accustomed
to Bob Dylan’s mysterious, off-kilter
songs blasting from a neighbor’s apart-
ment. He started buying Dylan records,
learning to appreciate that voice, thin
and deranged, perhaps more than he
ever came to understand the words.
His records stayed protected in their
shrink-wrap, if possible, to avoid wear
to the cardboard sleeves. He would peel
back part of the plastic to stamp his
name. Some of his records were given
away over the years, but the core re-
mained: Dylan, the Beatles and the
Stones, Neil Young, Aretha Franklin,
Ray Charles. A few by the Who, Jimi
Hendrix, Pink Floyd; some Motown
collections. A lot of classical music.
Blind Faith, because, when my parents
were graduate students, an older fac-
ulty member from the West Indies had
pulled out his violin during a dinner
party to play the solo from “Sea of Joy.”
“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives There were John Lennon and George
me time to deepen my resentment.” Harrison solo albums, but none by Paul
McCartney, so I assumed that his post- all there to drop our dads off at work. ries of which stalls served the best baos.
Beatles career was awful. No Beach It was a bit like the Chinese folktale of My parents grew younger in Taiwan:
Boys meant they were probably awful, the Gold Mountain, about American the humidity and the food turned them
too. There was no jazz, except for a lone opportunity in the gold-rush era. Ex- into different people. I sometimes felt
Sonny and Linda Sharrock album that’s cept, in those days, the men would cross like an interloper as we sat on weath-
still sealed. My parents played “Thriller” the Pacific in search of work in Amer- ered wooden stools and silently ate giant
so often that I thought Michael Jack- ica, not the other way around. bowls of beef noodles that, were this
son was a family friend. America, would have prompted roman-
My father’s record collection had the he first generation thinks about tic soliloquies about their childhoods
effect of making music seem uncool to
me. It was something that grownups
T survival; the ones that follow tell
the stories. I often try to weave the de-
in Taiwan.
I spent two or three months of every
took seriously. He listened to Guns N’ tails of my parents’ lives into a narra- year in Taiwan. I listened to ICRT, an
Roses, whereas I listened to baseball tive. How did they imagine themselves? English-language radio station, for
games on the radio. He was the one re- How did they acquire a sense of taste Casey Kasem’s “American Top 40,”
cording hours of MTV on one VCR or decide which movies to see? Would which offered weekly dispatches from
and whittling his findings down to a they have recognized themselves in “Fu- a more recognizable reality. My parents
greatest-hits tape on another VCR. He ture Shock”? And was there an influ- had fond memories of listening to the
was the one who always wanted to go ential Eric in my father’s life? The things station when they were teen-agers, back
music shopping. He bought Rolling around them were like the raw mate- when it was Armed Forces Radio. In
Stone and Spin and carefully copied their rials for American identities, and they time, my father became less interested
lists of the year’s or the decade’s best foraged as far as their car or the sub- in new music, and listening to the count-
albums, and then he searched for the way line could take them. down was, in part, my attempt to con-
ones he thought he might enjoy. They had chosen the occasional lone- nect with him, to remind him of the
But, once I started middle school, I liness, the meandering life style, the lan- American splendors to which he might
realized that my dad’s record buying had guage barrier. What they hadn’t chosen one day return. It took me a while to
prepared me for the social hierarchies was identification as Asian Americans, understand that this was our life now—
of recess. I started reading his maga- a category that had been established that my parents had worked hard in
zines, picking up on things early enough only in the late sixties. They had little order to have a place in both worlds.
not to seem like a poser, which I feared in common with the American-born Becoming American would remain an
more than anything. And I tagged along Chinese and Japanese students orga- incomplete project, and the records in
on his after-dinner trips to the record nizing on their campuses for free speech my father’s collection began to seem
store. We seemed to spend hours apart, or civil rights; they didn’t know much like relics of an unfollowed path.
occasionally intersecting in some un- about the Chinese Exclusion Act, Char-
likely aisle. We were enthralled by the lie Chan, or why one should take deep s a teen-ager, I busied myself with
same music, but we related to it differ-
ently. I listened to Slash’s flamboyant,
offense at such slurs as “Oriental” or
“Chink.” My parents and their cohort
A the school newspaper and the de-
bate club, because, unlike math or sci-
searching guitar solo on “November Rain” wouldn’t have recognized that they were ence, I thought I could actually get bet-
and heard a suggestion that freedom and representatives of a “model minority.” ter at these things. Flipping through my
vision could carry you away. To my dad, In fact, they hadn’t even planned on be- father’s old physics notebooks, I knew
Slash was the product of thousands of coming Americans. They didn’t know that the formulas and graphs would
hours of study and practice. such identities were available to them. never make sense to me. But one day I
As Silicon Valley boomed in the early Their allegiances remained to the world realized that my parents spoke with a
nineties, so did Taiwan’s semiconductor they had left behind. mild accent, and that they had no idea
industry. Soon, my parents’ friends began In Taiwan, my dad lived in Hsinchu, what the passive voice was. The next
moving back after decades away, main- a small coastal town about an hour south generation would acquire a skill on their
taining homes in two countries so that of Taipei. Hsinchu was mainly known behalf—one that we could also use
their children could finish high school for its gusting winds and seafood meat- against them. Home life took on a kind
and go to college in the U.S. My dad balls. It was a sleepy town, but now of casual litigiousness: the calm and
had risen to middle management. But there was a large high-tech campus off composed child laying traps with a line
he tired of the corporate ladder, where the highway, where all the semiconduc- of questioning; the parents, tired and ir-
advancement to the uppermost strata tor companies were headquartered. ritated, defaulting to the native tongue.
seemed tied to arbitrary factors, like the Giant, futuristic malls started popping I spent a lot of time with my mom.
color of one’s skin. My parents eventu- up downtown. She drove me all over the South Bay,
ally decided that he would move back When my mom and I visited, my to cello lessons, cross-country meets,
to Taiwan, too. A job as an executive parents would drive to Taipei on the debate tournaments, record stores. She
awaited him. Never again would he have weekends to seek out old tea shops and taught me how to shave. Every Friday,
to dye his hair or touch his golf clubs. movie theatres they remembered from we went to Vallco, our local mall, start-
I sometimes ran into classmates at childhood. They didn’t need maps. De- ing at Sears and working our way to the
the airport and realized that we were cades away hadn’t dulled their memo- food court for dinner. If store employees
THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022 27
ward the music he loved: Shonen Knife,
the Raincoats, the Vaselines. He led us
down a trail, pointing us toward out-
of-the-way landmarks. Casting about
in these other territories became my
reason for being.
Naturally, the day came when too
many kids at school were wearing Nir-
vana shirts. How could everyone iden-
tify with the same outsider? It wasn’t
the band’s fault. Cobain seemed non-
chalant, even hostile, toward his fame.
I began making a zine. I’d heard it
was an easy way to get free CDs from
bands and record labels. But it was also
a way to find a tribe. I scoured record
stores and mail-order catalogues for
seven-inch singles that sounded quiet
and loud at the same time. I thought I
had a lot to say, but I felt timid about
saying it. Making a zine was a way of
sketching the outlines of a new self,
“Hark! What light through yonder scaffolding breaks?” writing a new personality into being. I
was convinced that I could arrange the
piles of photocopied images, short es-
• • says, and scraps of cut-up paper into a
version of myself that felt true.
talked to you, she said, you replied, as “Nevermind,” the album it appeared on. My zine was earnest yet cynical.
cheerfully as possible, “I’m just brows- When it arrived, I was puzzled by Wasn’t this thing that had fallen out of
ing,” and they left you alone. I would the way that the band members chose fashion actually great? Why does ev-
tell her what everyone at school was to express themselves, undermining eryone dress this way, rather than that?
wearing, and we would try to figure out their innately catchy songs with lay- I wrote breathless odes to foreign films
where you could buy those clothes. ers of menacing noise. I carefully stud- I’d never seen, passionate and overlong
Later, I realized that we were both ied any magazine and newspaper ar- dissections of the indie-rock singles I
assimilating at the same time, sifting, ticles I could find about them, copying found at Streetlight, in San Jose. There
store to store, for some possible future— down the references they made to other was “X-Files” fan fiction, screeds against
that we were both mystified by the same bands. I wrote a letter to the fan club our rote homework assignments. I saw
fashions, trends, and bits of language. listed in the “Nevermind” cassette’s coolness as a quality primarily expressed
Later still, I came to recognize that as- booklet, expressing my singular grasp through zealous discernment, and I de-
similation was a race toward a horizon of their values. fined who I was by what I rejected, a
that wasn’t fixed. The ideal was ever One day, Nirvana was a relatively kitchen-sink approach to negation that
shifting, and your accent would never obscure band. Then everyone saw the resulted in essays decrying “Beverly
quite be perfect. light. Gradually, classmates began show- Hills, 90210,” hippies, private school,
ing up wearing the same Nirvana George Bush, braided leather belts, the
ike millions of other teen-agers, my T-shirt, crispy yellow ink on black. Was police state, and, once the band became
L first glimpse into the possibility of
“alternative” culture came in 1991, when
this a sign that a secret could be cher-
ished by everyone? That we would re-
trendy, Pearl Jam.

I listened to Nirvana’s “Smells Like make the world in our own image? axes arrived with a faded and dis-
Teen Spirit.” It was one of the greatest
songs I had ever heard, mostly because
When Kurt Cobain, the lead singer,
was a teen-ager, he read an article about
F tant look, the advice already an-
cient. My dad was curious about my
it was the first great song I had chosen punk rock and concluded that this was zine (which he referred to as my “pub-
for myself. the music for him. It was the early eight- lications”) and asked if I could fax a
I believed that I’d happened upon a ies, and it was a while before he actu- copy to him. I explained that it wouldn’t
secret before everyone else, and I was ally heard any punk records. He later be the same.
addicted to this belief. I heard the song recalled being disappointed that the He often implored me to apply some
late one night on the radio. The next music wasn’t as aggressive or as vital as of the energy I spent memorizing sports
day at school, nobody knew what I was he’d imagined it. His own version of statistics or writing record reviews to my
talking about. There wasn’t even a video punk drove the band’s career. He seemed schoolwork. I just had to study my text-
yet. I patiently awaited the release of hellbent on redirecting his new fans to- books the way I studied my magazines.
28 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
I could tell you what albums were slated conclusion of suicide, especially for talented society do have problems. But don’t paint the
for release next month, but I couldn’t, artists. They felt that the sense of living dis- generation with stereotype such as lost. . . . I
for the life of me, pass the written por- appeared. So sometimes, the “normal” people think that’s true for all generations during a
is more easy to adapt to the reality which fills certain period of their life.
tion of the driver’s test. Whenever my with not ideal situation and needs compro- What do you think? In reading your article,
father wrote something that came across mise. That’s the dilemma of life: you have to I found that my English is very poor. What’s
sterner than intended, he quickly fol- find meaning, but by the same time, you have the meaning of “dysfunction?”
lowed up, unprompted, to clarify: to accept the reality. How to handle the con- Again, we have to have emotion that dif-
tradiction is a challenge to every one of us. ferentiate human being with machine, robot.
Last Friday, I overemphasized the tough- What do you think? But we also need to know how to control it
ness. Don’t be scared. The life is full of excite- and will not be carried away by it. Do you
made a scrapbook of articles about
ment and surprises. Handle it and enjoy it. . . .
I feel sorry that I cannot be around all the
time to support you whenever you need. But
I Cobain. I answered one of the
prompts on my A.P. French exam with
agree?

was sixteen, and I wanted to be car-


I feel comfortable since mom can do good job
and you are quite mature. But if there is any
a diatribe about what society had done
to Cobain, praising the stand he had
I ried away. I would leave for college
the next fall. I fantasized about going
thoughts or problem, call me or fax to me.
Love, Dad taken against racism, sexism, and ho- somewhere strange and new. Los An-
mophobia. It was tragique that we’d geles wasn’t far enough. San Diego
By junior year, I’d finished every smothered him, rather than heeding his was lame. Seattle was far enough, but
math class my high school offered, lessons. I did poorly on the exam. in a useless direction. I felt too young
though I sustained damage to my Clearly, the establishment would never for New York. Boston was lame, too.
G.P.A. along the way. I was now free understand us. My dad wanted me to start seriously
to devote myself fully to the school A couple of weeks later, I faxed my considering my options. “Berkeley is
paper, my zine, and the debate club. I dad a copy of an article I wrote for the a good school with a good campus,”
figured that I had to be really good at school paper about Cobain’s death, and he wrote. The only drawback, he ex-
these other things to make up for all what it said about our generation. I was plained, was its “neighborhood.”
the C’s on my transcript. using the term loosely, since Cobain Berkeley wasn’t a bubble, like nearby
was ten years older than I was. I be- Stanford. The campus bled into the
t felt a little anticlimactic when Kurt lieved that there was something excep- world around it—People’s Park, where
I Cobain died, in April, 1994. We had
already mourned his passing the month
tional about our era, the pressures we
faced, the struggles to remain content
gnarly street punks and homeless peo-
ple lived; Telegraph Avenue, where
before. Someone had heard that he had in aimless times. There were all these hippie burnouts still wandered. Just a
died of an overdose while on tour in terms that seemed unique to us, like few years earlier, in 1990, someone had
Italy, and the rumor spread through my “dysfunction,” “dystopia,” and “angst.” I taken hostages at an off-campus bar,
school. We didn’t find out until the next tried them on, but nothing stuck. I leading to an all-night standoff with
day that Cobain was still alive, by which watched the news and saw fans dressed the local police. One student died and
point we had already cycled through in black, maintaining a vigil in a park several were shot before the hostage-
various stages of grief and mourning. near Cobain’s house, crying for days in taker was killed.
In journalism class, under the impres- the arms of strangers. That was a level Life had delivered my parents thou-
sion that he was gone, I cut a picture sands of miles away from their families.
of him out of a magazine and glued it They had made the most of bad situ-
to a pin, declaring that I would wear it ations, answered to close-enough ver-
for the rest of my life. sions of their names. Then it somehow
When Cobain really did die, of sui- took them back to where they had come
cide, I wasn’t particularly surprised, be- from, only by then their families had
cause his physical and mental health slowly moved to the U.S., to be closer
had seemed precarious. He often spoke to them. My parents craved routine
of his debilitating stomach issues. A stability. They wanted me to acquire
history of depression ran through his recognizable skills, to be just accom-
family. The pressures of fame and all of feeling I couldn’t grasp. Still, I was a plished enough to seem well-rounded.
the non-stop touring seemed to exac- persuasive enough writer to concern my Berkeley was a good school with a good
erbate whatever he was feeling. His rag- father, who responded: campus—on this point, we agreed. But
ged voice and hunched frame weren’t I was desperate to go there because of
What I want to say is that we have to have
just affectations; they were manifesta- ideal thinking, heart, feeling about the soci- the enormous slices of pizza and cheap
tions of his discomfort. ety, environment, etc. But we also need to ac- records, the left-wing bookstore tucked
I faxed my dad the night it hap- cept that there must have a way to change the inside the parking garage, the weirdos
pened. I couldn’t understand Cobain’s world, or surrounding, to be better. It might yelling about free speech or abortion
death. My dad wrote back: take many years, or even generations, or many on the quad.
death. But still, emotion alone will not change
I agree that it’s a society tragedy, too much the situation. The real work will. Kurt is talent. I was an American child, and I
pressure. If he felt that it’s beyond his control No doubt about it. And he is important. His was bored, and I was searching for my
or creativity or else, it sometimes led to the death need to be analyzed very seriously. Our people. 
THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022 29
A REPORTER AT LARGE

THE BIDEN INHERITANCE


The untold history of the President’s family.
BY ADAM ENTOUS

n 2019, I wrote a piece for this mag- an ascot. Biden, in his memoir, wrote already been published. “Dad wasn’t a

I azine about Hunter Biden, the


younger son of the current Presi-
dent, Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. Hunter,
about opening a closet and finding his
father’s polo mallet, equestrian boots,
riding breeches, and hunting pinks—
big talker,” the President’s sister, Valerie,
told me. When I asked Jimmy why their
father hadn’t been more forthcoming,
describing his childhood in Wilming- items that suggested a past life of priv- he said, “I think it’s akin to somebody
ton, Delaware, told me that after ilege. At one point, Biden, Sr., had a lot who served in World War Two or Korea,
church his father would sometimes drive of money, but he lost it all, for reasons and then came back and saw the atroc-
him and his brother, Beau, through that went mostly unexplained. “I never ities. He was embarrassed.”
wealthy neighborhoods, where they asked him much about his life, and he Cramer and Biden wrote that
would sneak onto empty estates that didn’t offer,” Biden wrote. Biden, Sr., was close to a cousin—a man
were either abandoned or on the mar- On top of the family’s fraught rela- on his mother’s side of the family—who
ket. If the front door was locked, the tionship with class is a tragic history is identified in both books as Bill Sheen, Jr.
boys’ father would hoist them through with alcohol. Hunter has had issues with The cousins were the best men at each
a second-floor window, and they would drinking and substance abuse, which, other’s weddings, and they were in busi-
run downstairs and let him in. If a real- along with his controversial business ness together during the Second World
estate agent arrived when they were dealings, have been weaponized by his War. I tried to track down the Sheens
there, Biden, who at this point was a father’s political opponents. If Republi- but was unsuccessful. I finally understood
senator, would charm the agent into cans take over the House of Represen- why after I visited Loudon Park Funeral
giving them a tour. tatives in November, they plan to hold Home and Cemetery, in Baltimore, to
Hunter insisted that he grew up mid- more hearings focussed on Hunter. see the graves of the President’s grand-
dle class, but his family lived on an es- The President considers alcoholism parents Joseph Harry and Mary Eliza-
tate of their own—a ten-thousand- a kind of family curse. After growing beth Biden. At the family plot, I noticed
square-foot mansion with a ballroom. up around hard-drinking relatives, he a grave marker: “William E. Sheene, Jr.,
(His father, on a tight budget, would chose to abstain from alcohol. He also 1914-1969.” Cramer and Biden had both
close off large sections with drywall to urged his siblings, and, later, his chil- misspelled the Sheene family’s last name,
save on heating costs.) “Even as a kid in dren, not to drink, although all of them and subsequent authors had repeated the
high school I’d been seduced by real es- eventually did—some in moderation, mistake. Using the correct spelling, I was
tate,” Biden wrote in his 2007 memoir, others to the point of addiction. able to find Bill Sheene III, Sheene, Jr.,’s
“Promises to Keep.”The fixation seemed Relatively little has been written son, who was living at an R.V. park in
anomalous, almost self-defeating, for about the life of Biden, Sr., or about the Fort Myers, Florida. He told me that
someone who wanted to be known as Biden family’s history. The earliest and I was the first reporter to contact him
Middle-Class Joe. most detailed study is in Richard Ben about the Bidens.
One of Biden’s skills as a politician is Cramer’s 1992 book, “What It Takes,” “I can visualize everything,” he said
his ability to connect with working-class a lengthy, character-driven account of in the fall of 2020, describing his father’s
and middle-class Americans. In speeches, the 1988 Presidential campaign. But Long Island mansion, where Biden’s
he often emphasizes his modest upbring- Biden, Sr., wouldn’t speak with Cramer, parents were a constant presence. He
ing. “I grew up in a family where, if the and the journalist relied mostly on in- provided details that helped me piece
price of food went up, you felt it,” he said terviews with Jimmy Biden—who together a more complete story of the
in his 2022 State of the Union address.“I shared family stories he’d heard—and Bidens’ financial rise and collapse. He
remember when my dad had to leave our with Jean Biden, the President’s mother. said that his parents had hinted at busi-
home in Scranton, Pennsylvania, to find When Joe Biden published “Promises ness improprieties—his mother would
work.” And yet the anecdotes I heard to Keep,” he repeated many of the sto- make references to the family’s wartime
about Biden’s father, Joseph Robinette ries from Cramer’s book, some of them “blood money,” and his father was par-
Biden, Sr., told a different story. He was almost verbatim, with similar gaps. anoid about being followed by the I.R.S.
working at a car dealership when his son Biden’s parents are no longer alive, He also talked about his father and
was elected to the Senate, in 1972, but and the President declined to speak with grandfather’s mobbed-up business part-
according to Jimmy Biden, one of the me for this article. I talked with his sib- ner, Arthur Briscoe, who worked closely
President’s younger brothers, his father’s lings, but they didn’t have much to share with Biden, Sr.
idea of casual attire was a sport coat and about the family’s past beyond what had With the help of genealogists, I found
30 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
SOURCE PHOTOGRAPH COURTESY SHEENE FAMILY

Joe Biden, Sr., revealed little about his tumultuous personal and business dealings with his cousin Bill Sheene, Jr.
PHOTOGRAPH BY JAMIE CHUNG THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022 31
that makes [him] feel he is stealing it.”
He was in “constant worry” of being re-
located again or getting fired altogether.
In the thirties, Amoco’s magazine
published a photograph of Joseph Harry.
He is wearing a straw-brimmed hat,
which casts a shadow over his eyes, and
his face is gaunt, his lips narrow. He
looks a lot like his great-grandson
Hunter, when Hunter was in the throes
of his addictions. (I showed the photo-
graph to Hunter, who had never seen a
picture of Joseph Harry, and he was
taken aback by the resemblance.) Ac-
cording to Jimmy, who recounted sto-
ries that he’d heard from Biden, Sr., Jo-
seph Harry began drinking heavily after
his career took a turn for the worse.
When Biden, Sr., was a teen-ager, his
“ Your less-hungry-than-thou thing is very annoying.” mother, Mary, would send him to the
local gin mill to retrieve his intoxicated
• • father. I couldn’t find concrete evidence
of Joseph Harry having a drinking prob-
lem, but divorce records describe his fa-
more information in documents stored After starting out as a low-paid plant ther, George T. Biden, drunkenly abus-
at various institutions, including state clerk, he moved to a sales job, and in ing Joseph Harry’s mother and sister
and federal archives, courthouses, uni- the nineteen-twenties he was tapped before walking out on them, in 1912.
versities, and a mental hospital. Ulti- to manage a new branch in Wilming- When Biden, Sr., got to Scranton,
mately, I discovered that the story the ton. Amoco’s in-house magazine touted he met Catherine Eugenia ( Jean) Fin-
Bidens had told the public was woe- him as a model employee: “Mr. Biden’s negan, his future wife. He graduated
fully incomplete, possibly because record of seventeen years offers a per- from high school and took a job at
Biden, Sr., had never shared the full fect example of a man who has grown Amoco, despite his father’s troubles
version with his children. “They just with his company.” there. In 1937, Louis Blaustein died.
want to forget everything,” Sheene III In 1930, when Biden, Sr., was four- After that, Joseph Harry said, there was
told me. “New chapter.” teen, his father was at the peak of his “no warmth in the organization.” He
career. After receiving another promo- later went with Biden, Sr., to the office

J oseph Robinette Biden, Sr., was born


in Baltimore in 1915. As a child, he
tion, Joseph Harry bought a duplex, the
Biden family’s first house. But he soon
of Louis’s son, Jacob, who had co-
founded Amoco with his father. Jacob
contracted Sydenham’s chorea, a neu- fell into debt: in 1934, after he failed to was away, but his secretary recorded a
rological disorder that causes muscle keep up with tax payments, the house memorandum of what the Bidens said.
spasms, which kept him out of school was sold at a public auction. That same Joseph Harry, she wrote, had “gotten to
for many months. His father, Joseph year, he was demoted and sent to a a point where he cannot stand it any
Harry Biden, unwilling to leave his son branch in Scranton. longer.” He wanted to leave his job in
at home, began taking him to work “My father used to have an expres- Scranton and go into business with his
every day, and the two became very sion,” Joe Biden said at an event earlier sons—Biden, Sr., and Frank—selling
close. Joseph Harry worked at the this year. “He’d say, ‘Joey, a job is a lot Amoco products on commission. The
American Oil Company, which later more than a paycheck. It’s about your Bidens would still be tied to the com-
became known as Amoco. He was one dignity. It’s about your place in your pany, but they would be their own bosses.
of the first three employees hired by community.’ ” In Scranton, the Presi- “By having the boys with him, he can
Amoco’s founder, Louis Blaustein. In dent’s grandfather went from being train them in the work and leave them
its early days, the company delivered Amoco’s poster child to feeling like he a heritage,” the secretary wrote. Joseph
kerosene, transporting it in a steel tank was unwanted at the company. Accord- Harry wanted Jacob Blaustein’s bless-
that was mounted on a horse-drawn ing to Amoco’s internal memos, one of ing. He pleaded with the secretary to
wagon. Joseph Harry was photographed Joseph Harry’s bosses told him that the find time on her boss’s schedule—“just
next to the wagon, and Amoco used Scranton branch “would never amount for fifteen minutes to talk it over.” But
the image in its advertisements. Inter- to anything,” and another complained she was noncommittal, explaining that
nally, employees would reference the that he was overpaid. According to a Jacob was “busier than ever these days.”
“Joe Biden tank wagon,” and Joseph colleague, Joseph Harry felt like “his Joseph Harry never went into busi-
Harry became Amoco’s poster child. check is always handed to him in a way ness with his sons. He was still work-
32 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
ing at Amoco in 1941, when he had a of the Armistice. Later, at a hearing and Biden, Sr., benefitted from their
cerebral hemorrhage and died, at the with a contract review board, Sheene, Sr., newfound wealth. After his family left
age of forty-eight. Amoco, in recogni- was unapologetic.“In executing a roof- Baltimore, he returned during the sum-
tion of his long career and the compa- ing contract, the incentive for doing it, mer months to stay with the Sheenes.
ny’s use of his image “in all sorts of ad- in the first place, is to make a profit,” He began leading something of a dou-
vertising,” decided to pay his widow a he said. The board slammed him for ble life: in Wilmington and, later, in
year’s worth of his salary—about four “looking at what was more profitable Scranton, he lived modestly—the purse
thousand dollars—in monthly install- than what was proper.” strings drawn tight by his bitter, cash-
ments, spaced out over three years. (The Not long after the war, Sheene, Sr.,’s strapped father—but in Baltimore he
payments stopped after Mary died, in mother died. He came up with a busi- lived large, bankrolled by his spendthrift
1943.) It was clearer than ever that there ness idea after attending her funeral. uncle. Every few years, Biden wrote,
was no future for the Bidens at Amoco. Instead of building waterproof roofs, as Sheene, Sr., bought new Cadillacs for
Biden, Sr., needed to find a new job. he’d done in the past, he would build himself and his son, and for Biden, Sr.,
Frank had joined the Army, and, with waterproof grave vaults, using a mix- he bought a Buick roadster. There were
him away and Joseph Harry dead, there ture of asphalt and materials such as also horses, airplanes, and yachts. Ac-
was only one person in the family Biden, sand and limestone dust. One day, cording to Sheene III, Biden, Sr., and
Sr., could turn to. when travelling on a steamboat be- Sheene, Jr., were allowed to participate
tween Baltimore and Norfolk, he met in fox hunts in Maryland’s countryside
ne of the most influential figures in a purser named Arthur Briscoe. Ac- because of their lineage. (The Robi-
O Biden, Sr.,’s life was Bill Sheene, Sr.,
his uncle and godfather, who was mar-
cording to interviews that Briscoe gave
years later, the two men got to talking,
nettes traced their roots from England
to the Pennsylvania Colony.) “We were
ried to Mary’s sister, Alice. The Sheenes and Sheene, Sr., described his business aristocrats,” Sheene III told me.
lived in Baltimore, and they had a son, idea. Unbeknownst to Sheene, Sr., Biden, Sr.,’s country-squire tastes
Bill Sheene, Jr., who was about a year Briscoe was a bootlegger who bought caused tension with his soon-to-be in-
older than Biden, Sr. The cousins were cases of whiskey in “wet” Maryland and laws, the Finnegans, a well-educated
inseparable, and Sheene, Sr., treated his sold them for double the price in “dry” family of modest means. Jean’s father
nephew like another son. Sheene, Sr., Virginia. Briscoe also came from an had a “bit of a chip on his Irish shoul-
was intelligent and ambitious. He was old-money family with a history of al- der about the Scranton elite,” Biden
also stubborn and sensitive to slights. coholism and mental illness. When wrote. Jean’s brothers ridiculed Biden, Sr.,
At fifteen, he sued a music hall that Briscoe was a teen-ager, his father was who, Cramer wrote, “talked about golf,
kicked him out of a vaudeville perfor- temporarily committed to the Spring- shooting skeet, jumping horses, and rac-
mance for showing up underdressed. field State Hospital for the Insane, in ing cars that no one had ever seen.” One
He sought a thousand dollars in dam- Maryland. Briscoe himself would later brother, Biden wrote, would tell him
ages, citing the “public indignity, insult, spend time there, receiving a diagnosis that the “Bidens have money,” but the
and humiliation” that he’d endured, but of “psychopathic personality.” “Finnegans have education.” Despite
the music hall was ordered to pay him A few days after the conversation on her family’s reservations, Jean married
just twenty-six cents: the price of the the ship, Briscoe said, he showed up at Biden, Sr., in 1941, a few months before
original twenty-five-cent ticket, plus a the Sheenes’ home in Baltimore with Joseph Harry died.
penny for his trouble. thousands of dollars in cash. “Where Joseph Harry’s drinking problems
Over the years, Sheene, Sr., became the hell did you get this kind of money?” were only whispered about within the
a successful businessman. When the Sheene, Sr., asked. family, but there was nothing subtle or
United States entered the First World “Don’t ask questions,” Briscoe replied. private about Sheene, Sr.,’s erratic be-
War, he was working in roofing, and he “Now, when do we go into business?” havior, which was the subject of court
won war contracts—as one newspaper Soon the Asphalt Grave Vault Com- hearings and newspaper headlines. He
put it, a “$1,000,000 job from Uncle pany was born. An advertisement from was a philanderer, a gambler, and an al-
Sam.” He got two big contracts to lay 1924 claimed that the company’s vaults coholic whose binges could last for two
asphalt roofs on Army supply ware- remained “absolutely waterproof, air- or three weeks. In alimony proceedings,
houses in Norfolk, Virginia. The Army tight and moisture-proof for hundreds his wife alleged that when he was drunk
wanted the roofs finished quickly, to of years.” Sheene, Sr., and Briscoe later he would treat her “with great harsh-
expedite the delivery of critical supplies said that they sold more than eighteen ness and brutality,” and that on one oc-
to American troops in Europe. But thousand grave vaults in Baltimore and casion he beat her “severely.” And his
Sheene, Sr., resisted pressure from Army Washington, D.C. Two of those vaults, grave-vault business wasn’t what it
officers to “do everything that he pos- they said, were used to inter Presidents seemed. By early 1941, the Federal Trade
sibly could to hurry his work,” know- William Howard Taft and Warren G. Commission had accused him of de-
ing that he would make less money on Harding. The company brought in as ceiving customers with false claims: the
the contracts if he expended more re- much as a hundred thousand dollars a vaults were, in fact, neither “waterproof ”
sources to fulfill them. The job wasn’t year, the equivalent of nearly two mil- nor “air-tight.” Some of them didn’t
completed until the summer of 1919— lion dollars today. even contain asphalt.
more than six months after the signing The Sheenes began to live lavishly, By the end of that year, Sheene, Sr.,
THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022 33
had his sights set on his next big project. they oversaw a crew of men who at- tryst with Gaffney, Alpha was scalded
America’s entry into the Second World tached the armor to ships. There were to death in a bathtub. There was no au-
War was fast approaching, and he had initially only four employees, including topsy, and the death was declared an
plans to get back into the war-contracting Biden, Sr. At least two of the men he accident. (“They couldn’t pin anything
business, this time with Briscoe and worked with had attended Alcoholics on him,” Sheene III said.) Three months
Sheene, Jr., as his partners. Biden, Sr., Anonymous meetings with Briscoe in later, Briscoe married Gaffney.
would be their No. 1 employee. Baltimore. In June of 1942, Biden, Sr., The new venture, called the Mari-
helped equip three vessels with plastic time Welding & Repair Company, grew
his next big project was “plastic armor. The work was time-consuming, to hundreds of employees, and Briscoe
T armor.” During the war, steel
was in short supply, and the Navy
difficult, and sometimes dangerous, in
part because the armor needed to be
and Biden, Sr., faced frequent pressure
from the maritime unions, which wanted
began protecting its cargo ships with an applied at an extremely hot tempera- to organize their workforce. Early on,
asphalt-like substance. (When hot, the ture. By August, Biden, Sr.,’s salary was Biden, Sr., had represented management
substance was pliable, like a hundred dollars a week. in a unionization vote, which failed. But
plastic—hence the name.) At twenty-six, after work- the efforts didn’t stop there. In inter-
The Navy needed contrac- ing for the Sheenes for views, Briscoe said he’d learned that Al-
tors to make plastic armor, barely two months, he was bert Anastasia, one of the notorious
and Sheene, Sr., and Briscoe earning more than his fa- racketeers of Murder, Inc., had attempted
jumped at the opportunity. ther had after twenty-nine to unionize Maritime’s workers. Briscoe,
“We have the largest As- years at Amoco. on Gaffney’s recommendation, con-
phalt Plant for this kind of In the company’s first tacted Frank Costello, the so-called
work in this part of the seven months of operation, Prime Minister of the Underworld, after
country and are qualified to it netted more than five employees started picketing. “Frank,
handle any size contracts,” hundred and sixty thousand what’ll it take to break this strike?”
Briscoe wrote, in a letter to dollars (more than nine Briscoe recalled asking Costello. Ac-
the Navy Department’s Bureau of Ships, million dollars today). But in early 1943, cording to Briscoe, Costello replied,
in March of 1942. when Briscoe surveyed the ships that “Well, we might have to break a few
But the guidelines for how to make still needed plastic armor, he realized heads.” Briscoe later said that he paid
plastic armor were classif ied, and that “there was very little work on them Costello to keep the unions in line, and
contractors had to undergo a back- to be done,” and that it might be time that, to keep his men happy, he paid
ground check. The Office of Naval In- to find a new revenue stream. The men them “more than the union help was
telligence launched an investigation started another venture, which would making.” Within a few days, the picket
into Sheene, Sr.,’s company, looking for offer welding and repair services at lines were gone, although the compa-
“any additional information” that would shipyards, using many of their plastic- ny’s troubles were only beginning.
help it determine “the advisability of armor employees. They also opened a Financially, the businesses were thriv-
turning over classified specifications to division in Boston and put Biden, Sr., ing. Sheene III said his father told him
this firm.” There was plenty of disqual- in charge of it. that the partners kept between three
ifying information to be found: Army Biden, Sr., was someone the part- hundred thousand and four hundred
records and hearing transcripts related ners could rely on to deal with thorny thousand dollars of petty cash in the
to Sheene, Sr.,’s First World War con- legal and labor problems. (In at least Brooklyn safe alone. Briscoe and the
tracts; the Asphalt Grave Vault Com- one lawsuit, the Sheenes and Briscoe Sheenes used their profits to buy es-
pany’s settlement with the F.T.C.; and gave him power of attorney.) He worked tates and to hire chauffeurs to drive
evidence of Sheene, Sr.,’s and Briscoe’s closely with Briscoe, who helped man- them around in Cadillac and Rolls-
volatility, including an arrest report from age the operations of both the plas- Royce limousines. Biden, Sr., didn’t have
1935, after Sheene, Sr., assaulted two tic-armor and the welding-and-repair nearly as much money as the Sheenes
police officers, and patient records from outfits. Biden, Sr., had known Briscoe or Briscoe did. But, as Valerie Biden
Briscoe’s time at the mental hospital. since childhood—Briscoe and his uncle wrote in her recent memoir, the family
But there was a war on, and the Navy were close, and his uncle had been the “had more money than ever before.” In
told its investigators to complete their best man at Briscoe’s first wedding— Newton, Massachusetts, a suburb of
research “as soon as practicable.” Shortly but working under Briscoe couldn’t have Boston, they bought a Dutch Colonial
afterward, the Sheenes received per- been easy. Briscoe’s relatives said that house—the grandest home they’d ever
mission to manufacture plastic armor. he was charismatic; Sheene III said, own. They also splurged on fur coats
The business operated out of Balti- “He was a scary guy.” Briscoe’s first wife and fine china. Biden, Sr.,’s status as a
more and Brooklyn. Sheene, Sr., stayed divorced him for impotence, and he war contractor gave him clout with the
in Baltimore to run a factory that man- later married a woman in Baltimore nation’s airlines, and, according to Cra-
ufactured plastic armor and shipped named Alpha. He then began a rela- mer, “that meant he could bump a gen-
the slabs to Brooklyn. Briscoe and tionship with an actress in New York eral, if Jean fancied a weekend in Scran-
Sheene, Jr., set up shop in a warehouse named Marie Gaffney, who had con- ton”—assuming the Bidens were flying
near the Brooklyn Army base, where nections to the Mob. During Briscoe’s commercial. Biden wrote in his mem-
34 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
oir about the joyrides that his father pay a much smaller penalty fee in ex- of need. Back when the men were sell-
and Sheene, Jr., would take in the change for abiding by the wage rules ing vaults, they’d taken a forty-per-cent
Sheenes’ planes, piloting them “up and moving forward and lobbying other profit. But the commission was un-
down the eastern seaboard” and then welding contractors to do the same. But moved. The partners were asked to re-
“over to the Adirondacks to hunt elk.” the board, which wanted to make an turn two-thirds of their profits to the
Documents link Biden, Sr., to an ex- example of Maritime, still issued a government—about half a million dol-
cursion on his cousin’s thirty-nine-foot damning press release, stating that Mar- lars, the equivalent of some eight mil-
yacht, which later became the subject itime’s “tardy cooperation could not lion dollars today.
of an insurance-fraud case. During his completely offset the evils which the
deposition, Sheene, Jr., was asked to Company’s past wage practices created.” iden, Sr., had been the second-
confirm that Biden, Sr., and two un-
married women were with him on the
The partners emerged with their for-
tunes mostly intact but their reputa-
B highest-paid employee at the
plastic-armor outfit, and he was a di-
boat, and his lawyer advised him not to tions in shambles. vision manager at Maritime, but he
answer. Sheene, Jr., said the yacht had The stage was set for another in- wasn’t a partner in either business. The
caught fire soon after he took it out. “I vestigation. War contractors were ex- documents I found didn’t indicate that
tried to put it out,” he said. “I saw other pected to limit their profits, and in the the government tried to rescind his
boats, and tried to hail them for help, middle of the war the average profit earnings, although some of the records
but they wouldn’t come near.” He turned on a naval contract was about eight from this period were impossible to ob-
toward Jones Beach and abandoned per cent. The Maritime Commission tain, including a lawsuit with deposi-
ship. “The only thing I could do was began looking into whether the Sheenes tions, which was destroyed in a court-
stand on the shore and watch it burn and Briscoe might have taken a larger house fire.
up,” he said. cut, and it found that, on average, the Still, after the war, Biden’s parents
men’s businesses made a twenty-three- “lost everything they had built,” as the
he Sheenes and Briscoe were ini- per-cent profit. In the case of the As- President later put it. Biden, Sr., told
T tially in good standing with the
government, which, in February of 1943,
phalt Grave Vault Company, which
was part of the plastic-armor outfit,
his children that he’d tried to go into
business with a friend in Boston, but
had deemed the company’s billing rates the pretax profit was an egregious forty- the friend ran off with the money and
for the plastic-armor operation “equi- eight per cent. Biden, Sr., declined to press charges.
table” and its financial condition “sat- Briscoe argued that the partners were I couldn’t find records of any such
isfactory.” Then the partners opened entitled to the profits—on top of their partnership, however, and it’s unclear
Maritime. President Roosevelt had salaries—because they had stopped sell- whether the story is simply family lore.
capped prices and wages during the war, ing grave vaults in order to manufac- In November, 1945, shortly before
in order to prevent inflation. But Mar- ture plastic armor in the country’s time the birth of Valerie, their second child,
itime padded its welders’ pay by factor-
ing in extra hours. As a result, the com-
pany’s welders made roughly twenty
per cent more per hour than welders at
competing contractors did.
On at least two occasions, Briscoe
was approached by managers at the
shipyards, who asked him to lower his
workers’ salaries in order to keep the
peace. But he refused—possibly because
his higher pay rates were slowing down
unionization efforts. The pay disparity
became a major source of tension, and
the Navy got wind of it. “A critical sit-
uation has developed in the shipyards,”
a representative from the National War
Labor Board wrote in the summer of
1943, ordering an investigation. Briscoe
refused to hand over Maritime’s pay-
roll records, but investigators deter-
mined that the company had paid at
least four hundred thousand dollars in
illegal salaries (more than seven mil-
lion dollars today). The partners, faced
with devastating fines, reached a settle-
ment with the board. They agreed to “ You should wear the crown. They expect it.”
TEA DANCE, PROVINCETOWN, 1982

At the boy bar, no The girl bar


one down the street?
danced with me. Pfft!
Dull as Brillo.
I danced with
every But the tea dances shimmied,
one. miraculous as mercury.
Acrid stink of sweat and
The entire chlorine tang of semen.
room.
Every song. Slippery male energy.
Something akin to
That’s what was so watching horses fighting.
great Something exciting.
about the boy bars
then. My lover,
the final summer he was bi,
The room vibrated. introduced me to the teas.
Shook. Often hovered out of sight,
Convulsed. distracted by poolside
beauties, while I danced
In one content/innocent
collective with the room of men.
zoological
frenzy. He was a skittish kite, that one.
Kites swerve and swoop and whoop.
Truthfully, Only a matter of time, I knew.
I was the Apropos, I called him
only woman “my little piece of string.”
there. And that’s what kites
leave you with in the end.
Who cared?
At the Boatslip, There was an expiration date
I was welcomed. to summer. Understood.

Biden, Sr., and Jean sold the house ing, while the adults were sleeping off mer, they received some financial help
in Newton. The family ended up in their hangovers, the children would go from Sheene, Sr., who, like his son, was
Old Westbury, Long Island, where downstairs and taste the leftover alco­ dodging bills from the government.)
Sheene, Jr., owned a mansion that, ac­ hol. “We’d go around draining the In newspaper articles, Biden, Sr., is de­
cording to a 1945 item in the Times, had glasses,” Sheene III told me. “I was just scribed alternately as Tyler Flight Ser­
twenty rooms, a garage with chauffeur’s a baby, four or five.” vice’s general manager and as its vice­
quarters, stables, a squash court, and a At one party, Sheene III was intro­ president; an airport directory lists him
tennis court. Sheene III said that his duced to a stunt pilot named Ken Ty­ as the manager of Fitzmaurice Field.
father continued to live like Jay Gatsby, ler, who was good friends with both At the New York Aviation Show,
even as billing notices from the gov­ Sheene, Jr., and Biden, Sr. “He was a Biden, Sr., announced that Tyler Flight
ernment arrived. If he wasn’t out drink­ character,” Sheene III recalled. Tyler, a Service handled more contracts for mos­
ing on his new yacht, then he was host­ Canadian Royal Air Force instructor quito control than any other aviation
ing boozy gatherings at home, where during the Second World War, had company in the country did.
he would play the piano or the banjo been court­martialled for reckless In the fall of 1946, the Biden fam­
for his guests. “The Bidens were the flying. He ran a crop­dusting service ily moved to a two­story house in Gar­
life of the party,” Sheene III recalled. that operated out of Fitzmaurice den City, close to Old Westbury. Jean
“Everybody liked Joe,” he added, refer­ Field, an airstrip on Long Island, and began to sour on the family’s life in
ring to Biden, Sr. “He was always smil­ Sheene, Jr., and Biden, Sr., went into Long Island. According to Cramer, she
ing, laughing, a jokester.” In the morn­ business with him. (According to Cra­ had been opposed to the crop­dusting
36 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
That season, Was practicing for
I was experimenting to be my Minoan days ahead.
the woman I wanted to be. Medusa hair and breasts
spectacular as Nike of Samothrace
Taught myself to sun welcoming the salty wind.
topless at the gay beach, Yes, I was a lovely thing then.
where sunbathers
shouted “ranger,” I can say this with impunity.
a relayed warning At twenty-eight, she was a woman
announcing authority, unrelated to me. I could
en route on horseback, tell stories. Have so many to tell
coming to inspect and none to tell them to
if we were clothed. except the page.
Else fined. Fifty My faithful confessor.
dollars sans bottom.
One hundred, topless. Lover and I feuded
Fifty a tit, I joked. one night when he
wouldn’t come home with me.
It was easy to be half naked His secret—herpes.
at a gay beach. Men Laughable in retrospect,
didn’t bother to look. considering the Plague
I was in training to be was already decimating dances
a woman without shame. across the globe.

Not a shameless woman, But that was before


una sinvergüenza, but we knew it as the Plague.
una sin vergüenza
glorious in her skin. We were all on the run in ’82.
Flesh akin to pride. Jumping to Laura Branigan’s “Gloria,”
I shed that summer the summer’s theme song.
not only bikini top but Beat thumping in our blood.
guilt-driven Eve and Drinks sweeter than bodies
self-immolating Fatima. convulsing on the floor.
—Sandra Cisneros

business, and she resented Sheene, Jr., Newsday published an article about the in a snowstorm, preventing the com-
for “drinking the company dry” while incident, which described Sheene, Jr., pany from fulf illing its contracts;
Biden, Sr., “humped all over the Is- as “the owner of an airplane or two, a Sheene III’s stepsister said she’d heard
land, drumming the farmers for jobs.” yacht and sundry other playthings,” that a drought killed all the crops. Re-
Jimmy said that his mother was wor- and gave the Bidens’ address as his res- gardless, the Bidens were left with noth-
ried about the influence that Sheene, Jr., idence. Later, Sheene, Jr., told his son ing. They sold the house in Garden
had on his father: “She thought that that Biden, Sr., had been part of the City, and had no option but to move
the Sheenes would draw out every neg- prank. “When they were together, they in with Jean’s family. “By the time I
ative impulse that Dad had.” For many were drinking all the time,” Sheene III was ready to start school,” Biden wrote
years, Sheene, Jr., had been cheating said. “Jean was probably worried that in his memoir, “we were back in Scran-
on his wife, Marie, a close friend of her husband would end up in jail.” (Ac- ton—and broke.”
Jean’s. Marie finally left him, taking cording to Cramer, Jean went to live It was a humiliating arrangement for
the kids with her, and in the summer with her family in Scranton during Biden, Sr. “The Finnegan boys used to
of 1947 Sheene, Jr., sold the Old West- this period.) be pretty hard on him when he was
bury estate. Then he temporarily moved The crop-dusting business was making money, but they didn’t let up
in with his cousin. short-lived. There are varying accounts when he’d lost it,” Biden wrote. And yet
One evening, as a drunken prank, of what led to its demise: Sheene III there may have been another reason
Sheene, Jr., set off a fire alarm near the said that his father bought an airport that Biden, Sr., was so uncomfortable
Bidens’ home, causing a commotion. in Buffalo, where planes were grounded in the Finnegans’ home. In May, 1944,
THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022 37
the month that the National War Labor told her husband, “I’ve never been more Jimmy’s surprise, his father took the
Board went after the Sheenes, Jean’s proud of you.” controls, and soon they were airborne.
brother Ambrose Finnegan, Jr., a sec- Not that her husband had disavowed After circling the family’s house in May-
ond lieutenant in the Army Air Force, the Sheenes. Even though Jean clearly field, Biden, Sr., landed the plane. “This
died in a plane crash in the Bismarck detested Sheene, Jr., in November of is between me and you,” Jimmy recalled
Sea, en route to a village that the Al- 1953, she and Biden, Sr., named their his father saying. “Never tell anyone
lies had seized from Japan. As the Fin- fourth child in part after him. “I didn’t about this.”
negan side of the family made the ul- know Uncle Bill very well, but they Frank said that his epiphany about
timate sacrifice, the Biden side was gave me his name for my middle his father’s “background as a patrician”
making money from a business that was name—I’m Francis William Biden,” came later. For years, a picture of a horse
later called “an unstabilizing influence Frank said. “That’s how close my fa- had hung behind Biden, Sr.,’s recliner.
in one of our country’s most vital war ther was to Bill Sheene.” One day, Frank asked about it, and his
industries.” Biden, Sr., eventually got a job at a father replied, “That’s Obe.” Biden, Sr.,
car dealership, and the family moved proceeded to tell him about the horse—a
iden, Sr., struggled to find work in to Mayfield, a suburb of Wilmington. jumper named Obadiah—which he had
B Scranton. His brother suggested
that he look for a job in Wilmington,
“I always had a sense my dad didn’t
quite fit in Mayfield,” Biden wrote in
kept in the stables of his cousin’s estate
in Old Westbury.
a place that they knew well. Biden, Sr., his memoir. At the dealership, Biden, Sr., Sometimes Biden, Sr., would take
took his advice, and got work cleaning was the only employee who wore a suit, his family on drives through wealth-
boilers for a heating-and-cooling com- a silk tie, and a pocket square—folded ier neighborhoods, and he seemed to
pany. To make extra money, he worked to four crisp points. Slowly, his children admire the estates they passed. “He
at a weekend farmers’ market selling learned more about his past. “We each felt that we should have been in there,
pennants and other knickknacks. This had our individual journey to under- and that what he was doing was some-
was hard for him to stomach—a few standing our father,” Frank said. thing less than he wanted to do for
years earlier, he had been running an Of the four siblings, Jimmy knew us,” Jimmy said. “We never felt poor,”
entire division of a war-contracting the most about his father; he asked Jimmy went on. “We never felt like we
company, with many employees an- more questions than the others. One were deprived.” And yet their father
swering to him. But, even though it was day, he said, when he was a boy, his fa- seemed ashamed of their comfortable
a meagre living, the Bidens no longer ther drove him to a small airport near middle-class existence. Later, when
had to depend on the Sheenes. In a Wilmington, pointed to a Piper Cub Biden became a senator, his father in-
story that Biden later recounted, one airplane on the tarmac, and told his son sisted on leaving the car dealership.
day Jean visited the farmers’ market and to climb into the passenger seat. To “This is an embarrassment,” Jimmy re-
called Biden, Sr., saying. “I can’t be in
the car business.” He became a real-
estate broker.

s Biden, Sr., tried to adjust to a


A middle-class life style, the Sheenes
spent the late nineteen-forties and early
fifties trying to restore their fortune.
After the war, Briscoe, on the other
hand, still had his estate, a chauffeur,
and a housekeeper. (Years later, he would
brag about how he had outsmarted the
I.R.S. by buying his estate in his mother’s
name.) The Sheenes sued Briscoe, al-
leging that he had siphoned money off
their partnership. “He is the only one
who made out like a bandit,” Sheene III
told me. But Briscoe and his wife, Marie
Gaffney, failed to show up in court. The
local sheriff visited their estate and
found Briscoe lying down, “inebriated.”
A bedroom was locked from the inside,
and when the sheriff forced it open he
found Gaffney, who had been dead for
about a week. According to the medi-
cal examiner, her body was “so decom-
posed that it was impossible to deter-
mine an anatomical cause of death.” Toward the end of Sheene, Jr.,’s life, tographs of the Bible that Biden has
Afterward, Briscoe filed a motion to Biden, Sr., would visit him in Mary- used at all his swearing-in ceremonies—
dismiss the Sheenes’ lawsuit, claiming land. “My father would basically go down from when he first became a senator,
that it was “impossible to produce ma- and minister to him, to let him know in 1973, four months after Alice’s death,
terial witnesses because of death.” The that he’s not alone in the world,” Frank to his Presidential Inauguration, in
suit went nowhere. said. In the spring of 1969, Biden, Sr., 2021—Sheene III said, “Yeah. That’s it.”
In 1950, Sheene, Jr.,’s mother, Alice, Sheene,  Jr., and Sheene  III spent
took Sheene, Sr., to court. The two had the day fishing on the Chesapeake. n September 2, 2002, Biden, Sr.,
long been separated, and Alice accused
Sheene, Sr., of failing to provide her
Sheene III said that his father told him
that Biden would be joining them. But
O died, at the age of eighty-six. Later
that day, his four children gathered at
with financial support. On the day of Biden—whose wife, Neilia, had recently Biden’s house in Delaware, and Biden,
his deposition, Sheene, Sr., was unem- given birth to their first son—didn’t being the eldest, was chosen to deliver
ployed and living with his sister. He show up, Sheene III said, so the men the eulogy. But what would he say?
claimed to have only two dollars to his set off without him. There was still so much he didn’t know
name. Over the years, he’d given his son Sheene, Jr.,’s doctor had told him about his father. “It is beyond my power
a hundred and fifty thousand dollars that if he didn’t cut back on his drink- to sum up such a man, even when I
(roughly two million dollars today), for ing he would die. But the warning didn’t have known him all of my life,” Biden
numerous ventures. Asked in court if stop him that day. Sheene III remem- said in the eulogy. He spoke about his
he expected to be paid back, Sheene, Sr., bered his father polishing off two or father’s “magic smile” and “special touch,”
said, “You can’t get blood out of a tur- three bottles of wine by himself. When describing him as “quintessentially Dad.”
nip. He hasn’t got a dime.” they ran out of wine, they switched to There were cryptic references to “polo
“How do you expect your wife to live?” beer, and when they were done fishing ponies” and a “beautiful home,” and to
Alice’s lawyer asked. There was a long Sheene, Jr., took them to a bar in An- Biden, Sr., returning, “penniless,” to
silence. “Did you hear the question?” napolis, where the men drank whiskey Wilmington, where he lived a life “over-
“I am trying to think of an answer,” deep into the night. “Joe kept saying to coming pain with grace, dignity, pride,
Sheene, Sr., said. “I don’t know.” him, ‘Slow down, Bill, slow down,’ ” and style—always style!”
After the deposition, the I.R.S. went Sheene III recalled. It was the last time All children are shaped by their par-
after Sheene, Sr., Sheene, Jr., and Briscoe that Sheene III saw his father alive. That ents. Joe Biden draws much of his pub-
for back taxes. (Together, they owed April, at the age of fifty-four, Sheene, Jr., lic persona—his emphasis on his Irish
the modern equivalent of some three died, of cirrhosis of the liver. He was roots and his middle-class background,
million dollars.) Unable to rely on her buried in Loudon Park Cemetery, a few his interest in politics and in public ser-
ex-husband or her son, Alice moved feet from Joseph Harry and Mary Biden. vice—from the Finnegans. In “Prom-
close to Biden, Sr., her nephew and Sheene, Jr., left behind a few posses- ises to Keep,” Biden wrote that he partly
godson. She rented a room in a house sions, including a collection of old polo modelled himself after his late uncle
a couple of miles away. Jean put up with mallets, which Sheene III and Biden, Sr., Ambrose Finnegan, Jr.: “I had a picture
the arrangement, knowing that Alice divided between the two of them. One in my head of the sort of man I wanted
was like a second mother to Biden, Sr. treasured item—an Omega watch, bear- to become, a picture filled in by my
“My mother would pick her up every ing Sheene, Jr.,’s initials, which he had mom and dad, by the teachings of the
morning and take her to our house, received as a gift from Alice—went to Catholic schools I attended, by stories
where she sat on the left-hand side of Sheene III, but Biden, Sr., said that he I heard about our family hero, Uncle
the couch all day,” Valerie recalled. wanted it. “I had never gotten anything Bosie, a pilot who was shot down in
“Then, after dinner, my mom brought from the man my whole life, so I told World War II.”
her home.” Eventually, Alice began help- Joe, No. I was going to keep the watch,” In other ways, Biden has been shaped
ing Jean with household chores, iron- Sheene III said. “I don’t know if he was by his father—a man he described, in
ing the white shirts that the Biden chil- offended by that. If he was, tough.” his eulogy, as “a dreamer burdened with
dren wore to school. Joe Biden and his Alice lived for another three years, reality.” By the time Biden was twenty-
siblings called her Aunt Al. remaining close to the Bidens until her eight, he was juggling three mortgages
For several months, Sheene, Jr., lived death. The last family Thanksgiving and a loan from his father-in-law. He
at the Bidens’ house in Mayfield, Val- she attended was at Biden’s house out- eventually bought a former du Pont
erie said. This was harder for Jean to side Wilmington. “We have a new baby mansion—much like the ones that
accept. (“I wasn’t crazy about him ei- up here; just a little over 2 weeks old; Biden, Sr., had coveted. Jimmy went
ther,” Valerie said, of Sheene, Jr.) His Neilia’s + Joey’s little girl, now they have even further, purchasing a sprawling
drinking had got worse—as Sheene III two boys and this angel,” she wrote in Jacobean-style home, to which he later
said, “He couldn’t get up in the morn- a letter to her granddaughter Mary Jane, added an indoor basketball court, that
ing and go to work without a shot.” in 1971. The following July, she died, at gave the Sheene mansion in Old West-
After he moved out, he regularly re- the age of eighty-five. bury a run for its money. “Even if it was
turned to Mayfield to go out drinking Sheene III told me that Alice had a a stretch, they were going to do it,” Frank
with Biden, Sr., and, on occasion, to at- large, distinctive Bible with a big inlaid told me, of his brothers’ real-estate pur-
tend Biden family gatherings. cross on it. When I showed him pho- chases. “It’s personal. It’s not a matter
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of show. It’s not how people on the out- to the hospital, where he was given mother and sister had been killed by a
side look at me. It’s how I look at me.” an I.V. to clear the alcohol out of his drunk driver.) When he was in law
Hunter and Beau grew up conflicted system. He said a doctor told him that school, he began to drink in modera-
about wealth—the old Biden-Finnegan he was allergic to alcohol, and that tion, but only in secret, because he didn’t
divide. Beau dated Lilly Phipps, an heir drinking could kill him. He hasn’t had want his father to know.
to the Phipps family fortune. (Biden, Sr., a drink since. Beau drank more heavily in the win-
who was still alive at the time, would Frank started drinking when he was ter of 2001, when he was based in Pris-
sometimes ask about her great uncle, a in high school. Jean would call Jimmy tina, Kosovo, for the Justice Depart-
polo champion with whom he had once at 2 a.m. and tell him to find his younger ment. He was a regular at the Boom
played.) Meanwhile, Hunter dated Sissy brother and bring him home. By the Boom Room, where the d.j.s mainly
Dent, a du Pont heir. But the boys were time Frank was in law school, he had played American pop songs, and he
never comfortable with the idea of mar- become an alcoholic. For the next de- would drink Jack Daniels with Coke.
rying rich—like their father, they took cade, he fought what he called a “hor- He developed an inflammatory disease
pride in being able to say that they were rific battle” to stay sober. He would re- known as ankylosing spondylitis when
middle class—and the relationships lapse, go to rehab to dry out, and then he was abroad, which made it difficult
didn’t last. Hunter later married Kath- the cycle would begin anew. At one for him to walk, and after he left Pris-
leen Buhle, who came from a working- point, he suffered delirium tremens, the tina he cut back on his drinking.
class background. In a recent memoir, most severe form of alcohol withdrawal. Hunter was more rebellious than Beau,
Buhle wrote about first seeing where “I have lived and died my recovery,” he and he started drinking as a teen-ager,
Hunter lived. “A kid from a middle-class told me. “I mean, I have suffered the although he never drank in front of his
family does not have a ballroom,” she vagaries of fucking hell and come out father, either. His drinking worsened in
recalled telling him. (Hunter and Buhle the other side.” 2002, when he was commuting between
divorced in 2017.) In 1972, Biden’s first wife, Neilia, was Wilmington and Washington for a lob-
If Biden got his love of mansions driving with their three children when bying job. He’d spend most afternoons
from his father, then it might have been she got into an accident with a tractor at the Bombay Club, across the street
his encounters with Sheene, Jr., and trailer. Both Neilia and her infant daugh- from his office, where the bartender knew
stories he heard about him, and about ter, Naomi, were killed. In the wake of his name and had his favorite drink and
other alcoholic relatives, that turned the tragedy, Biden seized on rumors that a cigarette at the ready. He went to rehab
him off alcohol. Even though Biden, Sr., the other driver was drunk, saying that for the first time in 2003, and when he
and Jean watched alcoholism destroy he’d supposedly “drank his lunch” that got out Beau picked him up at the air-
the lives of the Sheenes, Arthur Briscoe, day instead of eating it. But investiga- port and took him to his first A.A. meet-
Joseph Harry, and one of Jean’s broth- tors determined that the tractor-trailer ing. Over the years, he has had frequent
ers, they didn’t discuss the dangers of driver was sober, and years later Biden relapses. In 2015, Beau died, and Hunter
drinking with their children. The only apologized to one of the driver’s daugh- says that the following year he developed
member of the family who talked about ters for repeating the false story. an addiction to crack cocaine. He has
alcoholism was Biden. He told his sib- Beau and Hunter were both hospi- been sober since 2019.
lings that he would give them each a talized after the crash, though they made
hundred dollars if they didn’t drink be- full recoveries. Later, their father en- fter Biden was elected to the Sen-
fore they turned twenty-one. “Joe, I be-
lieve, saw the ravages of alcoholism and
A ate, in 1972, Sheene III’s ex-wife,
Trudy, and their daughter, Amy, would
what it had done in the extended fam- occasionally run into him in the Wilm-
ily, and he didn’t want any of that vis- ington area. “I’d say, ‘Joe, it’s Trudy,’” she
ited upon us,” Frank told me. “Alcohol- recalled. “He’d say, ‘Yeah, I know who
ism is a genetic disease, but what has you are.’ And that would sort of be it.
to happen is you have to trigger it, you There was no warmth at all.” She added,
have to light the kindling, you’ve got “The Bidens disowned the Sheenes.”
to fuel the flame to get that gene acti- Like the Bidens, the Sheenes
vated. I think Joe understood that.” struggled with alcoholism through the
Valerie didn’t drink socially until after couraged them to abstain from drink- generations. Mary Jane, Sheene, Jr.,’s
her twenty-first birthday: “I thought, ing, and Beau took these warnings to daughter—and Biden, Sr.,’s goddaugh-
Who needs this stuff? We weren’t righ- heart. When he was young, his nick- ter—drank herself to death. Sheene III
teous. I just didn’t want to deal with name was the Sheriff, because he fol- also had a drinking problem for a time,
it.” Jimmy had his first drink when he lowed the rules and was always in con- though he cut back after getting into a
was twenty-two. Years later, he noticed trol. He didn’t touch alcohol until he drunken brawl at a family wedding. At
something: one day, he might have ten turned twenty-one. He joined a frater- one point, Sheene III had a modestly
drinks and nothing would happen. An- nity at the University of Pennsylvania, successful construction business. When
other day, he might have two sips and but told his frat brothers that he wouldn’t a legal dispute with a larger company
get drunk. Eventually, his mother no- drink. (He told at least one of them threatened to bankrupt him, he called
ticed that he looked jaundiced. He went that he avoided drinking because his Biden’s office and left a message with
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a staffer, asking his cousin to call him
back. Sheene III wanted help, but Biden
never returned the call. “I had a lot of
respect for Joe,” he told me. “I didn’t
hate him.” Although, he added, “I didn’t
care for his politics, because I thought
he was a wimp, and I still do.”
When “Promises to Keep,” was pub-
lished, Amy Sheene photocopied the
sections about the Sheenes and sent
them to her father, Sheene III. “Some
of that stuff isn’t even true,” he told her,
after reading the passages. One of the
more significant inaccuracies involved
Sheene, Sr., whom Biden believed had
died either during the Second World
War or shortly afterward. When the
crop-dusting business went bust, “Dad
had nowhere to turn,” Biden wrote. “His “Can I have some water, and maybe a tuna salad on rye,
own father and mother had both died. light on the mayo, and a pickle on the side?”
His uncle Bill Sheen was dead also.”
When Alice died, her obituary noted
that her husband had died in 1952. In
• •
fact, Sheene, Sr., lived for nearly two
more decades. After the war, his drink- was also the misspelling of the Sheenes’ Park Cemetery. But when Amy discov-
ing worsened, and he was committed last name, a mistake that the Sheenes ered that it would cost more than thirty-
to the Springfield State Hospital—the assumed had been made in bad faith. five hundred dollars to inter his ashes
same institution that the Briscoes had “That really pissed me off,” Sheene III there, she decided to make less costly
been sent to decades earlier. According told me. I asked him and Amy whether arrangements. On June 6th, Amy and
to Sheene, Sr.,’s confidential case file, it was possible that the President Trudy drove to the cemetery, where, in
when he arrived “he was confused, angry, didn’t know the correct spelling. “No,” the back of Amy’s black S.U.V., Trudy
delusional, and quickly lost his temper.” Sheene III said, noting that Alice had used a measuring cup to transfer some
After being discharged and then re- practically lived with the Bidens for sev- of Sheene III’s ashes into a ziplock bag.
committed, he died there in 1967. There enteen years. Amy agreed. “It has to be The women carried the bag over to the
was no funeral. intentional,” she said. “For the families Robinette plot. The grave of Joseph
Biden probably didn’t know the de- to be so close like that, how can you not Harry and Mary Biden was in decent
tails of Sheene, Sr.,’s death. Family sto- know how to spell the name?” shape, but there was a deep hole under
ries get passed down from one genera- Last fall, Sheene III stopped answer- Sheene, Jr.,’s grave marker, which ap-
tion to the next, like a game of telephone. ing his phone. I flew to Florida and peared to have been dug by a rodent.
Over time, the narrative is refined: he- knocked on the door of his R.V., but “Do you think there are cameras
roes are made, shameful details are ed- he was too weak to let me in. I called around here?” Amy asked, wondering
ited out, fables become facts. Biden, in 911, and an ambulance took him to a whether the impromptu ceremony might
his memoir, wrote that his uncle Bosie hospital, where doctors found a tumor violate the cemetery’s rules.
had been “shot down.” (The same phras- on his pancreas. He declined treatment “ Well, that ’s what you get for
ing was used in Valerie’s memoir.) But, and instead went back home, where he charging thirty-five hundred dollars,”
according to another man, who was in waited for his life to end. Sheene III Trudy replied.
the airplane at the time—the sole sur- had told me, “I used to stop and think “I’m just going to put it down the
vivor of the accident—the plane got lost, a lot, What in the world ever happened hole,” Amy said.
ran out of fuel, and then crashed into to all the money? And there was never “Oh, God, if that thing comes run-
the sea. The President’s uncle died in a anybody to explain it to me.” Our last ning out,” Trudy said.
tragic accident, not in combat. conversation was on January 12, 2022. Amy began pouring out the ashes.
Other people have been cut out of “I have found out more through you “Be with your dad, Dad,” she said. Af-
the story entirely. Arthur Briscoe didn’t than anybody else,” he said. Five days terward, Trudy read a short poem, and
make it into “Promises to Keep,” but later, he died. Trudy told me, “I’m so then the women headed back to the
Biden likely knew who he was; in 1978, glad that Bill died of pancreatic cancer car. Trudy wondered aloud whether the
Briscoe showed up at one of the sena- and not alcoholism. I feel like the chain Bidens knew that Sheene III had died.
tor’s events, and Biden signed a photo- was broken.” Amy shrugged. “They ended up in
graph for him, writing, “To Dad’s old Sheene III expected to be buried in the White House,” she said. “We ended
friend Arthur. With best wishes.” There the Robinette family plot at Loudon up in the trailer park.” 
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PROFILES

GOOP
Anish Kapoor has made a fortune sculpting with unusual materials.
BY REBECCA MEAD

he Palazzo Priuli Manfrin, in the early seventies, is the kind of blue­

T Venice, was bought four years


ago by the artist Anish Kapoor.
It was constructed in the sixteenth cen­
chip artist who, had he been working
in the eighteenth century, might have
sold some pieces to Manfrin’s advisers.
tury for the aristocratic Priuli family, Kapoor is best known for works that
but it is thanks to the efforts of a later explore the interplay of mass and void,
owner, Girolamo Manfrin, that the pa­ and for beguiling experiments with op­
lazzo has its storied place in Venetian tics. His sculptures induce both awe
art history. Manfrin was an outsider and disquiet. His mirrored works—in
from Dalmatia—born “in the midst of particular, concave disks that measure
mud and shit,” as one detractor put several feet across and cast complex
it—who amassed a fortune in the to­ patterns of reflection—have regularly
bacco trade. He bought the palazzo, been snapped up by collectors at art
which featured a ballroom with a thirty­ fairs ever since he started making them,
foot­high frescoed ceiling, in the late in the late eighties. The mirror sculp­
seventeen­eighties. Manfrin wanted tures not only create a destabilizing
to decorate his new home with “pic­ aura; they reflect light and sound in
tures of the highest quality,” but, not ways that tend to enhance whatever
being a connoisseur, he had advisers room they are displayed in. Museums
find him paintings by such masters as and foundations have an equally large
Mantegna, Giorgione, and Tiepolo. appetite for what Kapoor calls “non­
Manfrin boasted of acquiring master­ objects”—such as twisted stainless­steel
pieces “without paying any attention works so reflective that their shapes
to the expense involved,” and his ex­ are hard to discern—and also for sculp­
penditures had the desired result: the tures, made from natural materials like
palazzo became a required destination sandstone or alabaster, that are punc­
for any cultivated visitor to Venice, and tured with mysterious holes.
remained so after his death, in 1801. Although these signature pieces are
Three decades later, Mary Wollstone­ alluring, some of Kapoor’s work is
craft Shelley wrote that “the collection alarming, even repulsive. For an exhi­
is in every respect magnificent, and de­ bition at the Royal Academy of Arts,
serves many visits.” in London, in 2009—the first solo show
Manfrin’s art was sold off in the late there by a living artist—he presented
nineteenth century, with many works “Grayman Cries, Shaman Dies, Bil­
going to Venice’s Gallerie dell’Acca­ lowing Smoke, Beauty Evoked,” an
demia. Thereafter, the palazzo changed array of lumpy forms made from coils
hands repeatedly, and eventually fell of concrete extruded from a 3­D printer.
into dilapidation. By the end of the Kapoor’s working title for this instal­
twentieth century, the building was serv­ lation was “Between Shit and Archi­
ing as a convent for a community of tecture.” In 2015, the Rijksmuseum, in
nuns, who had converted its upper floors Amsterdam, displayed his “Internal Ob­
into monastic cells. By 2012, it was de­ ject in Three Parts,” a triptych of can­
serted and on the market for twenty vases thickly encrusted with red and
million euros: a crumbling fixer­upper white silicone that evoked freshly
with faded frescoes and a courtyard that, slaughtered viscera. One of his most
if not quite filled with mud and shit, celebrated works, “Shooting Into the
was prone to frequent flooding. Corner,” consists of a cannon that fires
Kapoor, who was born in Mumbai off bucket­size cannisters of blood­col­
in 1954, and has lived in Britain since ored wax at regularly timed intervals; Kapoor is best known for works that explore
42 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
the interplay of mass and void, and for beguiling experiments with optics. His sculptures induce both awe and disquiet.
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Kapoor has spattered the walls of many logical, and in how those things inter- dens of the Palace of Versailles, Kapoor
a museum with his gory goop. sect.” In 2009, in Kaipara, New Zealand, installed a colossal structure, resembling
Kapoor has often embraced the chal- he inserted an even larger steel-and- a funnel laid on its side, fabricated from
lenge of working on an enormous scale. membrane sculpture, “Dismemberment, Corten steel. He declared that the work,
In 2002, he became the third artist to Site I,” into a hilly landscape; shaped titled “Dirty Corner,” was “very sexual”—
receive a commission from the Tate like a double-sided trumpet, the work, something that could be said of much
Modern, in London, to create an instal- which is more than eighty feet tall, res- of his œuvre. The sculpture appalled
lation for the gigantic Turbine Hall, onates with the wind. rather than seduced many onlookers,
part of a former power station. In col- These large pieces were praised for though, and vandals repeatedly covered
laboration with the architect and engi- creating in the viewer an almost terri- it in graffiti. The French press renamed
neer Cecil Balmond, Kapoor installed fying sense of immersion—and an in- the work “le vagin de la reine.”
a vast red membrane—manufactured escapable confrontation with mortality.
in France, by a company that usually
makes coverings for sports stadiums—
Some of Kapoor’s creations, however,
can tip over into bombast. In 2010, in
“ T he truth of the matter is that I
sell a good bit of work each year,
then stretched it over and between three preparation for the 2012 Summer Olym- and that allows me to keep going with
giant steel rings. The work, which fully pics in London, he was commissioned ambition, and to do stupid things like
occupied the daunting space, was titled to make the U.K.’s tallest public work buy a bloody palazzo,” Kapoor told me
“Marsyas”—an allusion to the myth, of sculpture: the ArcelorMittal Tower, when we met in Venice, in early April.
also depicted by Titian, in which a satyr named for the steel magnate Lakshmi Bureaucracy and the pandemic had
is flayed for defying Apollo. Even for Mittal, who helped finance its construc- hampered efforts, initiated last fall, to
those visitors for whom the reference tion. Designed in concert with Balmond, ready the Palazzo Manfrin for its new
was unfamiliar, the work still packed a and three hundred and seventy-six feet incarnation: the home of the Anish Ka-
wallop. “It looked like some part of the in height, it is a swirling network of red- poor Foundation. The Omicron vari-
body, except you were not really sure painted steel tubes that might, poeti- ant sickened various people working
what it was,” Donna De Salvo, who cu- cally, be said to resemble the arterial sys- on the restoration, and a small earth-
rated the installation, and is now at the tem of the flayed Marsyas; the sculpture quake had revealed the frescoes’ fragility.
dia Foundation, in New York, told me. was more commonly compared to a tan- Though the palazzo remained in a raw
“Anish’s view of things is deeply rooted gled hookah pipe. One wit dubbed it state, in mid-April Kapoor was planning
in the physical, the bodily, the psycho- the Eyeful Tower. In 2015, in the gar- to open it to the public for the first time
in more than a century, as part of an ex-
pansive project curated by Taco Dibbits,
the general director of the Rijksmuseum:
an exhibition spread across two venues,
with works shown at the Palazzo Man-
frin and also at the Accademia, where
Kapoor would be the first British art-
ist to be honored with a solo show.
A few weeks before the exhibition
was to open, the Palazzo Manfrin was
mired in construction, so I met Kapoor
at the Accademia. He is slight of build
and light on his feet, with a boyish de-
meanor and smooth, unlined skin be-
lied by silvery, swept-back hair. He wore
sneakers, black pants, and a turquoise
cashmere sweater. Around us, Venetian
workmen were making slow progress on
the exhibition. “I’m worried, because the
lighting guys have got to get their bloody
equipment in here,” Kapoor told me,
casting a wary eye up to the antiquated
beams overhead. He has a sonorous voice,
with the kind of English accent that
echoes in the halls of private schools and
in the upper reaches of the Foreign Of-
fice. When he laughs, which is quite
often, he verbalizes the act: “Ha-ha-ha!”
Addressing the workers, Kapoor was up-
“We need to unite against our common enemy—checkers.” beat: “Formidabile! Ho visto che cambia
totalmente.” Turning back to me, he con- War, circumcision, and hunting. Those the gallery’s white wall which suggested
fided, “I’m fearless—I’ll speak any bloody are the only ways.” He is persuaded by not just the wound of Christ but also
language. Ha-ha-ha!” the conclusions of the British anthro- the minimalism of Lucio Fontana. (It
“Shooting Into the Corner” was once pologist Chris Knight, who thirty years has been reprised at the Accademia; as
again being exhibited, though without ago argued that the first acts of culture— an experiment, Kapoor added a drip of
ongoing shooting into any corners: Ka- dance, song—were created by women blood from the wound, but he rejected
poor had decided that the work should who were isolating from men while men- the notion, and ten coats of paint were
be set up with an already discharged ar- struating together and smearing them- required to eliminate the mark.) At the
senal, the cannon’s barrel aimed toward selves ritually with red ochre. Kapoor Biennale, installing the sculptures de-
a small room that was knee-deep with said of Knight, “He’s bonkers, but I love manded the costly reinforcing of not
gloppy red deposits, as though it were him.” The paintings were concerned with one but two floors of the British pavil-
Bluebeard’s chamber. So indelibly is Ka- ion, after Kapoor changed his mind about
poor’s name associated with the wax’s the arrangement of his work, then
hue—a dark red, more purple than or- changed it back. Despite the sculptures’
ange—that the Ford Motor Company heft, they had a numinous quality, seem-
offers vehicles sprayed with what it calls, ing to have arisen in place almost with-
without his permission, Kapoor Red. out the artist’s intervention. Photogra-
(He’s suing. “Artists are continually being phers at the opening captured Giulio
plagiarized by capitalism in its various Andreotti, the Italian Prime Minister,
forms,” he said. “We must fight back at leaning over one of the blocks in “Void
every turn.”) Kapoor said that “Shoot- Field” and peering into the cavity.
ing Into the Corner” was “obviously very, sacrifice, he explained: in several of the Critics praised Kapoor’s work for con-
very phallic, male in conversation with works, a craggy form alluded to Mt. Sinai. tinuing the formal explorations of mod-
female,” adding, “It’s also throwing “Moses performed the sacrifice, so to ernist sculpture while also citing his ca-
paint—so Pollock and Abstract Expres- speak, on the golden calf, and then we pacity for unironic spiritual suggestiveness.
sionism. And, obviously, it refers to have the dismantling of polytheism, and At a Biennale where the attention-getting
Goya”—whose “The Third of May 1808,” then we end up with this monotheistic gestures included pornographic sculp-
at the Prado, depicts Spanish loyalists patriarchy,” he said. At the far end of the tures in which Jeff Koons depicted him-
facing a Napoleonic firing squad. gallery, Kapoor had smeared black and self having sex with his partner Ilona
Displayed on the opposite wall was red pigment up the wall, and, at the base, Staller, Kapoor’s work won plaudits both
“Pregnant White Within Me,” a collected a pile of dirt and rubble in which for its weightiness and for its ethereal-
scaled-up iteration of a groundbreak- it was possible to identify the crumpled, ity. “I remember a sense in 1990 of peo-
ing work from 1992, “When I Am Preg- soiled remains of a garment. “It’s another ple telling me what I was doing,” Ka-
nant.” Approached from the side, it was dirty corner,” he said. “It’s called ‘Death poor recalled. “I thought that was most
evidently a large ovoid bulge that ex- of the Artist’—and there are my over- interesting, because it means that some-
tended seamlessly from the wall, at head alls. Ha-ha-ha!” The title, he added, was thing I had been up to is out there, if
height. Seen from the front, the bulge far from a joke. “These works are all ob- you like, in the public psyche. So some-
was much harder to detect: it seemed viously sacrificial, let’s say,” he went on. thing shifted. That was perhaps most
to have been absorbed back into the “So why not me?” important.” Kapoor received commen-
wall. “We’re in the middle of lighting tators’ insights with equanimity: “Mostly,
it, trying to make it disappear,” Kapoor t was in Venice that Kapoor first came I thought, Yeah, I know what I am doing.
explained. The walls of a neighboring
gallery were hung with various oil paint-
I to international prominence. At the
1990 Biennale, when he was thirty-six,
How nice of you to recognize it.” In 1991,
Kapoor won the Turner Prize, the U.K.’s
ings: kinetic, angry abstractions in which he was selected to represent Britain. most prestigious honor for contempo-
a few figurative elements—a severed Among the sculptural works that he rary art. Having renounced his Indian
artery?—could be discerned. Kapoor showed were “Void Field”—a room filled citizenship for British citizenship—his
has made paintings throughout his ca- with rough-hewn blocks of Northum- birth nation does not recognize dual na-
reer, though he has rarely shown them. brian sandstone, each of which had been tionality, and a British passport is a more
When the Modern Art Oxford recently bored with a hole lined with Prussian- convenient document for international
mounted a show of Kapoor’s paintings blue pigment—and “A Wing at the travel—he was made a Commander of
alongside some viscera-inspired sculp- Heart of Things,” which consisted of the Order of the British Empire, in 2003,
tural works, one visitor became so over- two massive, flattish pieces of slate that and knighted, a decade later, for services
whelmed that he fainted. were similarly coated with blue pigment, to culture.
For decades, Kapoor explained, he like pieces of sky that had fallen to earth. Unlike Koons—with whom Kapoor
has been drawn to the symbolic potency (“A Wing at the Heart of Things” is shares, if nothing else, a predilection
of blood. “Men have no access to blood, now in the collection of the Tate.) More for flawless, shiny surfaces that are dev-
and women do,” he said. “Menstruation immediately understated, if hardly less ilishly complex to fabricate—Kapoor’s
is the way that blood and earth con- technically complicated, was “The Heal- themes are unapologetically sober, even
nect—how do men have access to blood? ing of Saint Thomas,” a bloody gash in old-school: God, man, woman, birth,
THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022 45
death. “I do believe we are deeply reli- contrast, he was drawn to the diverse received help from other sources. “I had
gious beings,” Kapoor, who has prac- and ancient traditions that he saw an aunt who lived in Israel, and she had
ticed Zen Buddhist meditation for de- around him. “Hinduism is deeply to do these weird, shamanistic predilections,”
cades, told me. “The profound mystery with ritual, with faith and belief,” he he recalled. When Kapoor’s mother
of life—it’s banal to say it—is: ‘What told me. “I thought it was fascinating went to Israel to visit her sons, the aunt
happens when I die? Where was I be- to go to the temple and see all these in- commanded her, “Go back to India and
fore I was born?’ I think those are daft nocent and not-so-innocent Indians get some earth, come back, and put it
but actually bloody important questions.” with awe in their faces.” under Anish’s bed.” Kapoor told me, “I
He ranges freely among religious, myth- In 1965, Kapoor’s father was promoted could cry, honestly—my mother, bless
ological, and intellectual traditions; his to the position of the Navy’s chief hy- her, went to India, got some earth, and
work invokes Christian, Jewish, and drographer, and the family moved from put it under my bed. And, in a way, it’s
Hindu symbolism. Sigmund Freud is Mumbai to Dehradun, close to the foot- that ritual material that I have been
never very far away. Kapoor is impa- hills of the Himalayas. (The dry climate working with ever since.”
tient with what he sees as the restric- in Dehradun meant that map pages
tive ethic of identity politics—a frame- would not be warped by moisture, in- apoor’s parents hoped that he would
work that might deem problematic a
male artist’s attempt to inhabit or rep-
suring more accurate renderings.) The
city was the location of one of India’s
K study to become an engineer in Is-
rael; instead, he decided to become an
resent the feminine, or that might ques- most élite boarding schools, the Doon artist, renting a studio and starting to
tion the expression of an artist whose School. Kapoor and his brother Roy, who make paintings. When he applied to
subject matter appears to be at odds is a year younger, attended as day stu- Bezalel, the noted art school in Jerusa-
with his own heritage or lived experi- dents; Kapoor, who is dyslexic, struggled lem, he was turned down, and he left
ence. “I have a huge problem with it,” with his studies, and loathed the place. the country in 1973, just before the Yom
he told me. “Black art can only be made “It was all about sports and seniority,” Kippur War. Kapoor hitchhiked across
by Black artists? Phooey. Phooey! The he said. “We had to get up at the crack Europe, stopping in Monaco, where his
whole point of being an artist is this of dawn and go and do gym, and my parents had moved for his father’s work.
ability, or will, to project psychically heart was not in one second of it. I was In the principality, he told me, “I was
into other ways of being, seeing, think- deeply disinterested, and not motivated. getting stopped by the police for being
ing. The banal political correctness of, And I was, as I still am, deeply anti- dark-skinned and having long hair every
if you like, ‘the origin of the author’? authoritarian. My father, the admiral— five minutes—I’m sorry, but that’s just
Oh, how tedious!” we were at war with each other.” His a fact.” (A few years ago, he returned to
Kapoor grew up in a prosperous mother was warm and loving, but he felt Monaco to receive an honor, and took
neighborhood of Mumbai. He was the underestimated by her. “My mother once the opportunity to inform Prince Al-
eldest of three boys. His father, who said to me, ‘Anish, you’d be a good dep- bert II about the long-ago harassment.)
came from a Hindu Punjabi family, was uty to someone,’ ” he told me. “She didn’t Kapoor ended up in London, where he
a hydrographer in the Indian Navy. say it nastily, but it really offended me.” enrolled at the Hornsey College of
“When we were young children, he was When Anish was sixteen, he and Art—an environment that was both
often at sea, making maps,” Kapoor told Roy were sent to Israel to live on a kib- idealistic and radically leftist. “Artists
me. “There were literally lines let down butz. Anish’s job was to look after the would hang out, get stoned, chill out,
to measure the depths—making the in- community’s ducks. “We were still chil- go to the pub, go to the studio,” Kapoor
visible visible.” His mother, who painted dren, really—naïve, innocent Indian recalled. “It was a completely different
in her spare time, also had her own busi- boys,” he recalled. In India, the broth- atmosphere, in terms of what it meant
ness. “To say she was a clothes designer ers’ Jewish identity had marked them to do something in the world. It wasn’t
is going too far, but to call her a seam- as outsiders; in Israel, Anish discovered a job. It was a mission. It was a thing
stress is too simple,” he said. She had that their Indian heritage marked them you filled your life with.” London was
emigrated from Iraq as an infant with as not Jewish enough. On the streets of cheap and increasingly cosmopolitan.
her parents, who were Jewish refugees; Tel Aviv, they were subjected to racist Kapoor rented a studio for five pounds
her father became a cantor in a syna- chants. While in Israel, Anish suffered a month and made money, at Camden
gogue in Mumbai. Kapoor’s parents what he later recognized as a nervous Lock Market, by selling jewelry made
were cosmopolitan and modern. Ilan breakdown. “I just became completely from bent spoons and forks.
Kapoor, five years Anish’s junior, who dysfunctional,” he told me. Roy, who is Kapoor had imagined himself hav-
is now a professor of development stud- now an executive at a technology com- ing a modest, bohemian existence, but
ies at York University in Toronto, told pany in Toronto, told me, “We would this plan was undermined by his grow-
me, “We always had the sense that we be walking along the street, and he would ing critical and commercial success. In
were outsiders.” At home, the family say he didn’t know what was real and the late seventies, he began sculpting
spoke English rather than a local lan- what was not real. He would gaze biomorphic, convoluted forms that
guage, as the families of the boys’ class- around, and shake, and start to cry.” It looked as if they were made entirely
mates tended to do. “My father abso- was then that Kapoor first went into from heaps of bright-colored pigment.
lutely hated Hinduism, and we rarely psychoanalysis. (He now has weekly The series, titled “1000 Names,” was
went to a synagogue,” Kapoor said. In rather than daily sessions.) But he also partly inspired by Kapoor’s first return
46 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
Kapoor says that this sculpture, at the Palazzo Manfrin, in Venice, inverts “the great Italian tradition of the painted ceiling.”

visit to India, a decade after his depar- color pigment, and this very casual way sion—a kind of cultural anxiety—to
ture; the sculptures’ colors and textures of just letting it drop to the floor, rather put a name and a place to a post-colo-
evoked the sacks of pigments sold in than making it neat and tidy—I thought nial diasporic artist’s inventiveness by
Mumbai markets for ritual use, and their this had the potential to be some sort emphasizing the authenticity of his or
powdery edges were formally innova- of art-historical breakthrough.” In 1984, her cultural provenance. Anish’s work
tive, bringing into question the bound- a show of pigment works at the Glad- is often given an over-the-top mysti-
ary between painting and sculpture. In stone Gallery, in Manhattan, sold out cal and mythological reading which
the course of Kapoor’s career, his pig- before it had even opened. John Russell, doesn’t engage with the more worldly
ment works have sometimes raised other who reviewed the show for the Times, tensions to which it calls attention.”
questions: once, on the way to a show noted that Kapoor “has something of Post-colonial, diasporic artists, Bhabha
in Sicily, airport security guards briefly his native country in his use of deep and went on, have a global provenance rather
detained him, suspicious of his claim brilliant color,” adding, “The mustard than a national identity: “They are in
that the bags of white powder found in yellows, the Yves Klein blue, the bright, dialogue with Western art and artists
his luggage were paint. sharp reds and the luxurious blacks re- while also being deeply in conversation
In 1982, he was taken on by the in- mind us at once of a country in which with arts and artists across the global,
MAGNUM; ART WORKS © ANISH KAPOOR / ARS

fluential Lisson Gallery, which already color comes in the form of a dye, and post-colonial South.”
represented several British sculptors of not out of a tube.” Kapoor told me that he “refused to
his generation, including Tony Cragg Critical reception of Kapoor’s work accept that I am an ‘Indian artist,’” and
and Richard Deacon. Like them, Ka- often focussed on his Indian ancestry, went on, “In the age of the individual,
poor often fabricated works from com- while sometimes paying less attention creative potential is attributed to back-
monplace materials, such as Styrofoam to other aspects of his artistic inheri- ground culture. And you rob the indi-
and wood. But his use of powdered pig- tance. Homi K. Bhabha, the Harvard vidual of their creative contribution.”
ment was distinctive. Nicholas Logsdail, professor and critical theorist, who has His relationship with his land of origin
the gallery’s founder, told me, “The form been a close friend of Kapoor’s for de- has been further complicated by the rise
was not necessarily that original, but the cades, told me, “In the nineteen-eight- of Narendra Modi, the Prime Minister
way he used the form was. His use of ies and nineties, there was an obses- of India, of whom Kapoor has been
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A mirrored disk of stainless steel, at the palazzo. Kapoor’s studio now produces many such disks annually.

consistently critical. Last year, he wrote in England to criticize everything from than the ‘real.’” Greg Hilty, the curato-
in the Guardian that Modi’s regime Brexit to the British government’s treat- rial director of the Lisson Gallery, told
“bears comparison with the Taliban in ment of Shamima Begum—a British- me, “There is a bit of a Wizard of Oz
Afghanistan, who also attempted to rule born woman who was stripped of her thing—Anish has never been afraid of
with ideological fervor,” adding, “The citizenship in 2019, four years after she fiction, and theatre.”
fascist government in India today is decided, as a fifteen-year-old, to leave Over the years, the materials to which
doing what the British could not. Modi London to join isis fighters in Syria. Kapoor has had access, and the transfor-
and his neo-colonial henchmen are forc- Now living in a refugee camp in north- mative methods at his disposal, have
ing Hindu singularity on the country.” ern Syria, Begum has borne and lost become more sophisticated and extreme.
Kapoor is no fonder of the outgoing three children. “Here’s a sad young He enlisted workers at a shipyard in
British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, woman who was trafficked, effectively,” Holland to manufacture “Hive,” a giant
whose politics he sees as part of a dispir- Kapoor told me. “Imagine a govern- curved sculpture made from Corten steel.
iting global trend rightward. (When ment that can arbitrarily remove your For “Svayambhu”—a Sanskrit word
Johnson was the mayor of London, Ka- citizenship, if you have the wherewithal that means “self-generated”—Kapoor
poor expressed his displeasure with him to get citizenship elsewhere, because placed a huge, motor-propelled block of
after Johnson commissioned the con- you speak out against them. They could blood-colored wax on a track that passed
struction of a slide on the frame of the do the same to me tomorrow, frankly.” through three identically sized door-
ArcelorMittal Tower, in order to make ways; the wax block squeezed through
it a more alluring tourist attraction.) apoor’s pigment sculptures were the and spattered the doorways, suggesting
“You look at Brazil, India, on and
on—the first thing they go for is culture,”
K beginning of his efforts to push ma-
terials to unexpected, apparently reality-
that it had been “carved” into shape while
moving back and forth. At an online
Kapoor told me. “Because they don’t defying extremes. “It is said that what roundtable last year, Nigel Schofield of
want freethinking, open-minded con- you see is what you get, and I think art MDM Props, the fabricator who helped
versation, and because images matter. is exactly the opposite,” Kapoor once told Kapoor realize the work, said of the wax
It’s sad to see Britain go in this direc- the curator Nicholas Baume. “For me, vehicle, “There’s a train underneath that,
tion.” Kapoor has leveraged his renown the illusory is more poetically truthful so you need engineering skills.”
48 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
An exploration of technological pos­ a trio of sculptures in which a wafer­thin tal.” How deep does the hole go? “To
sibility underlies some of Kapoor’s rectangle or triangle of alabaster appears the center of the earth!” Kapoor told
works. Sometimes the results can seem to be hovering, impossibly, in front of me. “Ha­ha­ha!”
merely slick; in other cases, novel tools a rough­hewn block of the stone. In
help him reach for the sublime. The
coils of concrete in “Grayman Cries,
fact, each geometric figure has been
painstakingly carved, by hand, from the
“C ome this way!” Kapoor called out,
stepping lightly along the pave­
Shaman Dies, Billowing Smoke, Beauty solid block, to which it remains con­ ment outside his vast studio, in the Cam­
Evoked” were inspired by a heady con­ nected by a stem that is visible only if berwell district of South London. It was
versation with Adam Lowe, the founder you peer at the sculpture from the side. a morning in early March, with six weeks
of Factum Arte, a Madrid studio that Each piece in the series took between to go before the opening of the shows
specializes in digitization. “Adam Lowe four and six months to make; concep­ in Venice, and members of the art­world
and I wondered if it were possible to tually, the works are on a continuum press had been invited for a preview of
make a machine that could generate with earlier Kapoor sculptures in which some works that were to be exhibited.
form,” Kapoor wrote in “Unconfor­ forms are carved from the inside out, Having at first occupied a single ware­
mity and Entropy,” a 2009 book about but the new pieces emerged from con­ house on the street, Kapoor’s domain
the collaboration. “Once we had started versations with his team about the tech­ has extended to include all but one of
making objects, a new reality began to nical limits of stone carving. “They told the buildings on the block. Each struc­
emerge. These were objects like no me that you can just about get your ture is dedicated to a different fabrica­
others; they seemed to obscure the bor­ hand in a seven­centimetre space—they tion process: mirrors in one, silicone
der between artifice and event. They could carve between the stone and the works in the next. Nicholas Logsdail
are objects more akin to natural things form in front,” Kapoor explained to me. told me, “Each one is like a different
than to those made by design.” In Ka­ “Can you believe it? Seven centimetres! compartment of his brain.”
poor’s studio, wet concrete was placed We found tools that can do it. They Kapoor told his guests, “Now, this is
at predetermined coördinates via an found, we found. It’s a feat of patience a huge room with a very, very big ob­
elaborately programmed 3­D printer; and love and care.” ject in it—come in one by one.” He
in the book, Lowe describes the de­ Other works achieve their mysteri­ opened a door to reveal a hangar­like
vice as “a shit machine that farts and ous effect through the construction of space, the floor of which was almost en­
craps its way along its ordained path.” faux walls and floors. Kapoor once set tirely covered by what looked like an
Eventually, Kapoor decided that com­ a giant chromed­bronze sinkhole into enormous mountain ridge formed of a
puterizing the creative process was un­ a gallery floor, like a bathtub drain of material that resembled raw meat. His
necessary; dressed in white overalls the gods. A particularly notorious work visitors, walking in single file along the
and surgical gloves, he wielded the is “Descent Into Limbo,” which was narrow margin, stepped gingerly, like
nozzle himself. first displayed in 1992, and which gal­ “Squid Game” contestants trying to
Other Kapoor works display such lerygoers have lined up to experience avoid a gruesome fate. “Be careful of
exquisite technical refinement that they whenever it has been shown. It consists your backs—everything is covered in
seem otherworldly. These are often of a black hole on the floor of a small sticky red,” Kapoor cried. The warning
achieved in collaboration with the thir­ room to which several visitors at a time came too late for a reporter from an
teen technicians who work at Kapoor’s are admitted. Kapoor believes that “De­ Italian newspaper, whose overcoat al­
studio. Greg Hilty, of the Lisson Gal­ scent Into Limbo” is his best work. In ready bore gooey evidence of a too close
lery, described the studio to me as a spe­ Venice, he told me, “It looks like a black encounter with Kapoor’s œuvre.
cial atelier: many of Kapoor’s employ­ carpet on the ground, not like a hole, The work had been created in less
ees, including administrative staff, make but it is a space completely brimmed than three months. First, Kapoor made
and show art in their own right. “He full of darkness.” (The work is fiend­ various sketches, four of which had been
has a group of people he has worked ishly difficult to install, and is not being turned into models by his lead techni­
with for a really long time,” Hilty said. shown either at the Accademia or at cian, Pablo Smidt, who has worked with
“And they know what he wants, and the Palazzo Manfrin.) “It is frighten­ him for nineteen years, and who stood
think what he thinks, to a certain de­ ing,” he continued. “Very frightening, by in the studio during Kapoor’s pre­
gree. They have evolved with him, and because it’s a bloody deep, dark hole, sentation, his white overalls stained with
they have helped him evolve his lan­ but it’s also an object and not an ob­ gore. (One member of Kapoor’s team
guage.” Even when Kapoor’s works look ject. ‘Descent Into Limbo’ is literally told me that the sight of his technicians
as if they have been digitally manufac­ doing, if you like, what Apollinaire dares at work suggested “a production of ‘Julius
tured or created with imaging software, the artist to do—to go to the edge, fly Caesar’ after the assassination.”) After
they are often entirely analog—first or die.” Some visitors have taken this Kapoor was shown the models, he se­
sketched by Kapoor on paper or on the injunction literally: a few years ago, lected his chosen form, which Smidt had
studio walls, then sculpted by hand, or when “Descent Into Limbo” was shown built by hand, working solo for about six
by a variety of hands. Kapoor employs at a gallery in Portugal, a man in his weeks to make a fibreglass substructure,
three stone carvers whose expertise can sixties fell in. “Poor fellow, he must have then applying blocks of color. The ul­
be imaginatively harnessed. Within the hurt himself so badly,” Kapoor said. timate surface, which was made of resin
past two years, his studio has produced “He spent three or four days in hospi­ mixed with paint, had been applied by
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Kapoor. “He is not someone coming in Jensen told me. “But we are governed He went on, “My proposition is that this
here and giving directions and going somewhat by the capability in the laws material is therefore beyond being.”
away,” Smidt told me later. “When it is of physics, and what we can actually do When Kapoor’s visitors moved to
the moment to work, he works like any- at the time. In the beginning, it was a the side of the glass case, what had ap-
body else—or more.” learning process—what can Vantablack peared to be f lat materialized into a
The work was to be installed in the do, and how does that fit with his vi- three-dimensional, diamond-shaped
entryway of the Palazzo Manfrin— sion?”The deal did not further Kapoor’s geometric form. In other cases, black
though there it would be positioned popularity in the artistic community. squares mysteriously puffed up into
on the ceiling, upside down, with the “This black is like dynamite in the art domes, or irregular bulbous growths, or,
mountain’s peak almost touching the world,” the artist Christian Furr said at in one case, what looked faintly like a
floor. Given the challenges of the space, the time. “It isn’t right that it belongs stovepipe hat hung on a peg. “It’s a trick,
which is divided by columns, Kapoor to one man.” Stuart Semple, a British and it’s not a trick,” Kapoor said. “Isn’t
had decided that it would be more ef- artist whose practice includes manu- art always about tricks? The whole en-
fective to attach a sculpture to the raf- facturing his own pigments, drew at- deavor of painting is to give appearance
ters than to place it on the floor. He tention to Kapoor’s monopoly by mar- to objects.” On one of the glass cases,
had conceived of an upside-down keting a “pinkest pink” pigment. You the side views of the object had been
mountain, thus “inverting the great could buy it online, but only after con- blocked off. “You can’t see it—it is a
Italian tradition of the painted ceiling.” firming that “you are not Anish Ka- truly invisible object,” Kapoor declared,
The mountain, Kapoor admitted, was poor, you are in no way affiliated with to uneasy chuckles from the onlookers.
an act of bravado—one that he was not Anish Kapoor, you are not purchasing The only way the three-dimensionality
entirely sure would work at the Ven- this item on behalf of Anish Kapoor of the object could be discerned—as the
ice site. “As a general rule, I say that a or an associate of Anish Kapoor.” More besmirched Italian reporter was the first
work should not leave the studio for than one person I spoke with about to notice—was in its reflection in the
at least six months after it’s made,” he Kapoor told me that he is not “an art- glass. “There you go—using your eyes,”
told me. “You just sit with it, watch it, ists’ artist”—a reputation secured by the Kapoor said. “Ha-ha-ha!”
look at it, understand whether it has a Vantablack affair. Sheena Wagstaff, the Leonard A.
voice or not.” The meaty mountain The controversy had misrepresented Lauder Chair for Modern and Con-
would not have time to marinate, how- the product, Kapoor wearily explained temporary Art at the Metropolitan
ever: within a few days, it was to be to his visitors. It was not a paint that Museum, later told me that these
sliced into thirteen more manageable could be squeezed from a tube or bought works—fabricated in what the artist
blocks, which would be reassembled at in a can; making Vantablack was a com- has renamed Kapoor Black—“go
the palazzo. Would it ultimately pro- plex and expensive technological pro- straight to the heart of the matter, of
duce in its viewers the desired sense of cess. He led the group to the first of sev- the void.” She continued, “That series
dread and awe? “You’ll tell me when eral glass cases—necessary protection, of work really undermines and shapes
we get there,” he said. he explained, because Vantablack was our assumptions of our own percep-
both fragile and toxic. Inside the first tion. The material is incredibly diffi-
n another studio was a body of work case, mounted on a white background, cult to work with—it is literally zero
I that had already made headlines
without having ever been unveiled to
was what looked at first sight like a vel-
vety black square. The work, Kapoor ex-
sum—and he says, very candidly, ‘I am
still working it out.’” Wagstaff went on,
the public: a series of objects coated plained, owed an obvious debt to Kaz- “That is kind of analogous to what all
with a substance called Vantablack. imir Malevich’s “Black Square”—a of us are doing in our lives—we’re all
Several years ago, the British technol- painting that was first exhibited in 1915— working it out. It sounds flippant, but
ogy company Surrey NanoSystems an- but it also referred to innovations in it’s actually super-profound. He touches
nounced that it had created the coat- painting developed during the Renais- on the uncertainty we all feel about the
ing, which the company described as sance. “There were two great discover- tangibility of our existence.”
the darkest substance yet made by man; ies in the Renaissance,” he said. “There’s The black works were another iter-
it is formed of very long, very narrow the one we all hear about—perspective, ation of Kapoor’s long-standing inves-
nanotubes of carbon that absorb virtu- which places the human being in the tigation of what he calls “the space of
ally all the light falling on them. Al- center, and the whole world recedes painting”—a project on which he elab-
though Vantablack was developed for away. The other, just as important, is orated after leading his audience into
use in space technology, hundreds of the fold: all those Renaissance paintings another giant studio. The room was
artists around the world approached have endless folds.” He was referring to filled with the works with which he is
Surrey NanoSystems about the coat- the intricately rendered fabrics in such most firmly identified: the mirrored
ing, Kapoor among them. In 2016, Ben paintings, which deepen the illusion of disks of stainless steel. Sotheby’s auc-
Jensen, the company’s founder and chief three-dimensionality. “What is the fold? tioned off one model, finished with cop-
technology officer, made an exclusive It is, of course, a definition of being. It per alloy and lacquer, for upward of a
deal with Kapoor for its artistic use. says being. It says person. Now, the strange million dollars. “It’s something he does
“Anish had some amazingly grand ideas thing about this material is that you put incessantly,” Greg Hilty, of the Lisson
on how to deliver and execute his art,” it on a fold, and you can’t see the fold.” Gallery, told me, estimating that Ka-
50 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
mary source of his considerable personal
fortune. In addition to the Palazzo Man-
TENDER frin, Kapoor owns an apartment in Ven-
ice; a place in the Bahamas; a fourteen-
Thinking of how much my father loved flowering plants and-a-half-thousand-square-foot town
And how much my mother still does. house in central London, which is cur-
rently on the market for twenty-three
And of how unfathomably hard it must have been million dollars; and a country house
To clothe and feed ten children outside Oxford, which is where he spent
most of the pandemic. (Kapoor has three
With the most meagre of salaries for tending to citrus orchards— children: a son and a daughter, both in
For shovelling and irrigating and shovelling again. their twenties, from his first marriage,
to Susanne Kapoor, an art historian; and
How he groaned when I removed his work boots a toddler daughter with his second wife,
At day’s end, an exhaustion deeper than any well. Sophie Walker, a garden designer.)
“Artists have to be sophisticated
Mom says his boss was a jerk, nothing ever good enough. about two things—one is so-called
On top of everything, that empathy of her for him fame, and the other is money,” Kapoor
told me in Venice. “The art world is an
Who’d never listened to her pleas because the priest said arm of the capitalist machine. It is very,
All the children God will allow, the priest very hard for us artists, successful art-
ists especially, to live on that fine line
Who never saw her afternoons slumped by the kitchen table, between what money makes possible,
A blank stare into somewhere and not to be seduced into making
works that sell.” Had he ever been se-
My voice could never reach. duced? “I am going to be so bold as to
Nothing to do but walk away. I swear say no, even though I have bodies of
work that are extremely successful,” Ka-
This is not about the unwanted child, poor told me. “However, I also have
Or what a therapist called embodiment of the violation, these huge other bodies of work that
never sell, rarely sell—that take much
But about the strength and will to cradle the plants more commitment, that are much, much
Outside—the pruning, the watering, the sheltering more difficult. I have always had these
two sides to my practice.” He sounded
In found tarps and twine against the coldest nights. a bit like a Hollywood actor who al-
To lean into the day’s hard edge, ternates Marvel movies with indie dra-
mas. Kapoor continued, “I have to be
And still find that reserve of tenderness realistic about it and say, ‘All right, that’s
For the bougainvillea, the hibiscus, the blue morning. what happens. I can do it, so long as I
am exploring real new territory. If it is
—José Antonio Rodríguez just repeating what I have done be-
fore—boring.’ It is a hard line to re-
main clear about.”
poor’s studio produces perhaps thirty of with a ghostly greenish gray. Another The distracting and beguiling sur-
the disks a year. (Kapoor later disputed shimmered with golden light. All of faces of Kapoor’s mirrors are recapitu-
this number, but he did not provide a them did peculiar things to whoever or lated at bravura scale in “Cloud Gate,”
correction, calling it “completely irrele- whatever was reflected in them, with the at Chicago’s Millennium Park. Kapoor’s
vant.”) They are fabricated off-site, images flipping and reversing at unex- most celebrated public work, the sculpture,
steel-working being one of the few pro- pected moments. “Think about paint- which is popularly known as the Bean,
cesses involved in making Kapoor’s ing,” Kapoor said. “The space of paint- cost twenty-three million dollars to make,
œuvre which cannot be done at his stu- ing is always, without exception, from and consists of more than a hundred tons
dio. Once manufactured, the mirrors are the picture frame, deep beyond.” The of highly polished steel that, despite its
sent to the studio and painted or treated mirrors created “a confused double space weight, seems to hover above the ground
with the assistance of a technician who between image and concavity.” He went like a drop of mercury that is about to
has worked for years with Kapoor in on, “My idea is that it’s deeply radical— splatter. When it débuted officially, in
developing finishing techniques. that it looks at painting in a completely 2006, it was immediately acclaimed. The
The surfaces of the mirrors on dis- different way. Who knows? If it is, it is. work predates Instagram but seems made
play had been treated to achieve various If it isn’t, it isn’t.” for it: hundreds of thousands of images
unusual effects. One had been gauzed Kapoor’s mirrored pieces are the pri- of it exist on the platform, many of them
THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022 51
Jenga Tower—Herzog and de Meuron’s
luxury residential tower in Tribeca. It is
a “Cloud Gate” for the Manhattan equiv-
alent of a gated community.

ith just two weeks before the


W official opening of the exhibi-
tion in Venice, the Palazzo Manfrin
still resembled a construction site, and
Kapoor and his team had the frantic
aspect of homeowners undergoing a
renovation whose contractor has in-
formed them that the kitchen counter-
tops will not, after all, be installed be-
fore Thanksgiving. At least the work
on the façade had been completed, mak-
ing it look as pristine as one of Kapoor’s
mirror works. But around the back,
where scaffolding had been erected, a
hole had been punched into a wall two
stories up, to permit the installation of
several large works with a crane. The
only other entrance to the building was
through a decrepit lavatory with stink-
ing urinals, evoking that darker, filth-
ier dimension of Kapoor’s work: shit
and architecture.
The lead architect of the renovation,
“Are we never to find a place that doesn’t have a spider?” Giulia Foscari, whose firm, UNA, had
been responsible for the palazzo’s re-
naissance, was circling. Kapoor’s team,
• • accustomed to working under extreme
circumstances, were doing their best
featuring a grinning selfie-taker. Not sence of visible joints means that there amid the chaos. Pablo Smidt was on a
every critic is transported by “Cloud is nothing by which a viewer can gauge ladder in the entrance hall, attaching
Gate.” Hal Foster, the Princeton art his- the object’s size, “so it does this strange sections of Kapoor’s inverted mountain
torian and critic, told me, “When I walk thing of shifting scale—I thought, Phew, to the ceiling, its fibreglass innards tem-
by, I feel like one of those apes in ‘2001,’ that saves it.” Kapoor went on, “I hope porarily on display. The thirteen chunks
before the monolith—all excited, but by it retains a certain mystery, in spite of of sculpture had been ferried to the pa-
what, exactly?” He added, “There’s no being touched and photographed end- lazzo by boat, under the cover of night.
spaceship after the jump cut. It’s seduc- lessly. I think that, in the end, is the key. At 3 a.m., when one section was found
tive, spectacular, then poof! Nothing, ex- It is worth spending your life making to be fractionally too large to fit through
cept a gawking crowd.” an object or two that are truly mysteri- the front door, Smidt reluctantly left it
Kapoor told me that he was initially ous. Wow! There aren’t many—even in outside, so that a slice could be slivered
dismayed by the crowds the Bean at- art, there aren’t many. In the universe, off. An adjoining ground-floor room
tracted: “I saw all these pictures with there are a few.” was filled with piles of dun-colored
all these people, and I thought, Oh, no, There may shortly be one more: a sand. Upstairs, on the piano nobile, Ka-
bloody Disneyland! Is that what I have mini-Bean is soon to be unveiled in poor’s triptych “Internal Object in Three
done?” He went to Chicago and spent New York. Work started on it three years Parts” had been mounted on the dilap-
several days in the orbit of the sculp- ago, but the process was delayed, in part, idated walls of a salon overlooking the
ture, looking at it and watching the reac- by pandemic restrictions—for a year canal; the piece’s silicone slabs, still
tions of fascinated visitors. “I wondered, and a half, a travel ban on foreign visi- wrapped in plastic, resembled prepack-
What is it?” he said. “Then I realized it tors prevented Kapoor’s specialized tech- aged cuts of meat at a supermarket.
is something about its scale. When you nicians from entering the country. The In the palazzo’s southern wing, res-
are standing near it, it looks like a really new sculpture, which is about half the toration work had been completed some
big thing. When you are not so near it, size of the Chicago version, has not been weeks earlier on the frescoed ceiling,
it doesn’t look like such a big thing at placed in a public plaza. The work has where eighteenth-century cherubs and
all. You don’t have to be very far away, been squeezed, with not a millimetre to scantily robed goddesses gallivanted on
and suddenly the scale shifts.” The ab- spare, under the awning of the so-called high. But the marble floors were grubby,
52 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
and the installation of works that needed an angled hunk, almost twenty feet in cupied with posterity. “Legacy is such
to be kept scrupulously dust­free had length, of what appeared to be Corten a problematic, ego­driven thing—I’ve
been held up by workmen, hammering steel—looked so massive that it was got a big­enough ego already,” he told
and drilling. In Girolamo Manfrin’s hard to figure out how the floor be­ me a few days after the opening, when
spectacular ballroom, a vast circular can­ neath it hadn’t given way. (In fact, it we met for coffee at a café in Venice’s
vas had been elevated on a scaffold; the was made from painted fibreglass: an­ ghetto. An artist’s work has to fight its
cloth, part of a work called “Symphony other theatrical trick.) Its form was di­ own space, he argued: “It has to go out
for a Beloved Sun,” was yet to be cov­ vided by a deep crevice shaped like a in the world and survive whatever
ered with red paint, thus undergoing vulva, around the opening of which it is—criticism, adoration, whatever
the transubstantiation from hardware were gobs and smears of blood­colored else. I don’t believe that artists can
to art. A team of cleaners who had been silicone. The piece was titled “Split in falsely make that happen. So that’s the
contracted to quell the mess had been Two Like a Fish for Drying,” but it problem with projects like this”—he
struck by COVID. When Kapoor arrived might equally have been called “When gestured in the direction of his pala­
at the site that day, he was horrified by I Am on My Period.” zzo, across the canal. What did give
the state of progress, his voice quiver­ Some of the infamous black works him satisfaction, he acknowledged, was
ing with anger, all bonhomie dispelled. were on display for the first time—and, the irrefutable statement that his pos­
There was the wrong kind of dirt in all surprisingly, they were among the least session of the Palazzo Manfrin made
the wrong corners. arresting objects in the palazzo. They about his cultural power in the pres­
By opening day, however, the magic had trouble holding their own amid the ent. “I think it’s important to say, if
trick had been pulled off. When the dramatically decayed galleries showing you like, that an artist of nonwhite or­
palazzo’s front door opened to its first the more violent and grotesque prod­ igin can do something as bold as this,”
twenty­first­century visitors, all the sweat ucts of Kapoor’s imagination. In their he said. “Whether it’s legacy, or not
and struggle that it had taken to put the glass cases, the black works brought to legacy, who cares?”
art works in place had evaporated. Ka­ mind the velvet busts that are displayed In the grand ballroom where Giro­
poor’s resin mountain—now given a in a jeweller’s window—but the spar­ lamo Manfrin had once entertained the
proper name, “Mount Moriah at the kle of diamonds was missing. (At the cream of Venetian society, the looming,
Gate of the Ghetto”—loomed ominously Accademia, a chapel­like space had been elevated disk had finally been colored
downward from the rafters of the en­ dedicated to other black works, and red. The floor beneath it was ankle­deep
trance hall—almost, but not quite, touch­ they were arranged more powerfully in yet more gory lumps of blood­col­
ing the concrete floor. Only the very there, suggesting in their mysterious ored wax. In a corner, incongruous amid
youngest visitor, a grade schooler brought depth the concentrated power of the the faux carnage, stood a battered Ma­
by his parents, detected the trapdoor gilded medieval icons on display else­ donna painted in plaster. When Kapoor
concealed within the inverted peak; the where in the museum.) showed me around the palazzo, he ex­
aperture would allow a technician to The installation at the Palazzo Man­ plained that the statue had formerly
climb inside the sculpture and, if neces­ frin would remain in place for six months, been displayed on a pedestal between
sary, adjust its positioning. after which restoration of the mansion the ballroom’s grand windows, having
In the neighboring gallery, the brown would resume, under the eye of Mario been set there by the nuns who inher­
sand had become a desolate, blood­red ited the space after the Palazzo Man­
landscape. Mounted on top of it was a frin’s guests had departed forever.
mechanical digger that had been coated Stroking the Madonna’s chipped
in blue pigment. The work, titled “Des­ hand, Kapoor told me that the statue
tierro”—Spanish for “exile”—was a met­ had been retrieved from storage and
aphor for displacement that harked back put in place only a few days earlier. Her
to Kapoor’s formative preoccupations. presence, he felt, completed the show.
At the Palazzo Manfrin, it could be com­ The Madonna’s face was serene and
pared with one of his earliest works, a haloed by a ring of stars, like the per­
pigment piece from 1982 called “White fect circle of one of Kapoor’s celestial
Sand, Red Millet, Many Flowers.” Dis­ Codognato, the Kapoor Foundation’s mirrors. But Kapoor directed my at­
played in an unrestored salon upstairs, director. A bookshop and a café were tention, instead, to her feet. She ap­
its vivid piles of color created a thrill­ planned, alongside gallery space that peared to be balanced atop a globe,
ing contrast to the room’s dingy, water­ could be used for temporary exhibitions. with one bare foot positioned on the
damaged walls. Space on the upper f loors might be neck of a snake with gaping red jaws.
The hole at the rear of the palazzo shared with an academic institution. “Here she is, the lady of benevolence,
was now concealed by drywall, making Despite having made the grand ges­ if you like, standing on the neck of—
it impossible to tell how “Vertigo”—a ture of acquiring a Venetian palazzo squeezing to death—the old world, the
curved slice of mirrored steel from to house a foundation in his name— world of the shaman, the creature from
2006—had shouldered its way into an an impressive answer to the question the earth,” he said. “Which is what all
adjacent room, which it almost entirely “Where do I go when I die?”—Ka­ these works are about. A snake! What
filled. In another room, a new work— poor insisted that he was not preoc­ else? Ha­ha­ha!” 
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54 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022 ILLUSTRATION BY BEN DENZER


didn’t go to New York, because I but I was done in an hour and even had longed to the same team of élite smok-

I didn’t want to cut my hair. And


my father didn’t read my “Letter
to My Father.”
time to make it to Schuster’s class. I was
only a little late, which wasn’t a prob-
lem, because the professor hated formal-
ers, also had to put his out. And I had
to fight my own desire to light up.
After class, the professor and his as-
“I’ll read it next time I feel like cry- ities—we went in and out of the class- sistant headed quickly out to the park-
ing,” he told me. “Except I never feel room with no need for excuses, as if the ing lot, and I walked with them so that
like crying.” session were being held in the street and I could tell them about my upcoming
I didn’t know how to respond. I never we were merely the momentary audi- trip to New York.
knew how to respond. That was why ence of a preacher or a street vender. “No problem about attendance. Take
I wrote; that’s why I write. I write the I ducked into the back row, as always, it easy.” Schuster rubbed his chin as
replies I don’t think of at the time. Or and took out my César Vallejo photo- though caressing a thick, imaginary
drafts of those replies, really. copies and the gigantic notebook where beard. “But that city just doesn’t con-
The first time I tried to write this I would jot down random phrases. I vince me. I don’t like New York.”
story, for example, I erased you. I thought didn’t bother trying to take real notes— “Why not?”
it would be possible to conceal your ab- not even the most diligent students were “It’s overrated,” he said, in his cus-
sence, as if you simply hadn’t shown up able to capture the sometimes brilliant tomary tone of a skeptical intellectual.
for that day’s performance and we, the but always disconcerting soliloquies of “One of my kids lived there for three
other actors, had to improvise at the Guillermo Schuster. I recall him in mid- years, in Brooklyn.”
last minute. harangue, a Gitanes in his right hand “Terrible city, New York,” the assis-
Only now do I realize that this story and in his left a coffee cup, which wasn’t tant said. “Just awful.”
started with you, because, although I a cup, strictly speaking, but the lid of his One of my kids, I thought, impressed
might prefer to somehow avoid ac- thermos. Each sip marked a step in the that Schuster had more than one child.
knowledging it, this is, above all and professor’s crescendo: his performance I could easily imagine him as someone’s
in every sense, a love story. began with general observations, hesi- father. Almost all the adults I knew had
tant but sound, and then veered off into at least one child, but the thought that

J ust a week earlier, everything had been


in order. It would be wrong to say that
loquacious digressions that dispersed in
all directions. There was a rumor that
Schuster had produced—that was the
verb I used—two or more human be-
everything was fine, because things were the thermos Schuster drank from so me- ings seemed to me, in that moment,
never truly fine back then, but some- thodically during his classes contained strange or perhaps alarming.
times the averageness worked, and there coffee spiked with whiskey or pisco, or I said goodbye to them and was
were even happy days. My father and I even an exclusive Polish vodka, straight, about to light an overdue cigarette when
in the car, windows rolled down, listen- since it would have been sinful, of course, I saw you approaching.
ing to the news: maybe we looked like to mix it with coffee. “Do you have another smoke?” you
friends, or brothers on our way to work, “Could you please put out your cig- asked.
each pleased to have the other there to arette, professor?” an unknown student “I thought you were pregnant.”
brighten the ride with small talk. said that morning: you. “Some pregnant people smoke,” you
“You should learn how to drive,” my “Why?” Schuster asked, genuinely told me. “No, the truth is that I just
father told me that morning, while we taken aback, as if he’d just heard some- lost my baby. Just now, in the bath-
were stopped at a light. thing crazy. room. It was horrible.”
I’d been hearing the same thing since “I’m pregnant,” you replied. You smiled at me and lit the ciga-
I was fourteen years old, or maybe even It’s become difficult to explain how rette I handed you.
longer, since I was twelve. Now, at twenty, smoking in classrooms was not only per- “So why’d you tell him to put it out?”
I was beginning to think that, yes, it mitted back then but considered a com- “To fuck with him. He was just
would make sense for me to learn how pletely normal, almost reasonable thing talking so much,” you said. “I’ve never
to drive, if only to cultivate the pleasant, to do. Sometimes, even in the middle been pregnant,” you added, as if it were
stupid fantasy of a high-speed escape of winter with the windows closed, there necessary to clarify.
down the highway after stealing every- could be five or more cigarettes lit at the “Did you like the class?”
thing my parents owned, starting with same time; if you saw it in a movie, it “Yeah. I liked the poems we ana-
the car. But I also liked not knowing would seem like an exaggeration, a cheap lyzed. Vallejo is awesome. I didn’t un-
how to drive, the idea of never learning. gimmick, a parody. derstand the professor at all, but I liked
“I could learn, yeah,” I said. I thought Schuster would react with it. Are all his classes like that?”
“You want me to teach you?” he asked infinite disdain and would turn, as al- “Yeah. Schuster’s pretty crazy.”
eagerly. “Tomorrow? Or Sunday?” ways, to sarcasm, but instead he gave you I had to get to my Intro to Research
“Tomorrow, great.” a curious smile that lasted two or three Methodology class, but instead I de-
My dad’s office was downtown, but seconds before he crushed his cigarette cided to keep walking aimlessly with
he took a detour of several blocks to out on the floor. The T.A., who observed you. You told me you were thinking about
drop me off near the United States con- the class with the demeanor of a fan, and majoring in literature, and you’d gone to
sulate, where I had a visa appointment. who often synchronized his cigarettes Schuster’s class out of curiosity.
I was prepared for endless bureaucracy, with Schuster’s, as if the two of them be- “I never wanted to study anything,”
THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022 55
you said. “And I still don’t know if I off a cliff. They didn’t sell bad books, or charge of the store, and, in fact, the plan
really want to.” at least they tried not to. They arranged was for me to eventually work there, if
You were twenty years old, like me, the shopwindow and the counter dis- sales ever picked up. We drank our cof-
but I thought you sounded more grownup. plays according to a shared idea of lit- fees, and I tried to help Miguel, who was
Or, rather, I felt that you were some sort erature that made them proud. If some- struggling with a Microsoft Excel spread-
of ancient and noble presence. That was one asked for a book by an author they sheet. Then I sat in a corner to look
when I really looked at you for the first considered mediocre or commercial— through a few poetry anthologies; none
time, and I noticed your almost dispro- which to them was exactly the same of them had any poems by Olga Orozco.
portionately large eyes. Your hair was thing—Chino or Denise would go down Toward the end of the afternoon, the
longish, but still shorter than mine. Mine to the storeroom to get it and would sell TV actor Álvaro Rudolphy strode in
reached my shoulders. You it grudgingly. But not Mi- with all the confidence that came from
also reached my shoulders, guel. In those situations, his immense popularity. He flashed Mi-
but you struck me as one of Miguel would reply, open- guel a TV-worthy smile before saying,
those people who seem tall ing his green eyes exagger- all swagger, “Hey, buddy, recommend a
even though they aren’t. atedly wide and almost un- book for me.”
We walked together to- able to hide the satisfaction “I can’t. I don’t know you,” Miguel
ward Plaza Ñuñoa. I tried he felt at saying it, “We don’t replied dryly and immediately. “How
to combat the silence, be- sell that kind of book here.” can I recommend a book for you if I
cause I still hadn’t discov- Together, you and I don’t even know you?”
ered that it was possible, even looked at the Mad Toy’s Rudolphy left f lustered and even
necessary, to share silences. displays and shelves, and humiliated, and we closed up the store
I told you about my trip to for thirty or forty minutes rolling with laughter.
New York, and though I was trying to life consisted of nothing more than en- “Let’s go eat at Dante,” Miguel said.
come off as casual and worldly, I’m sure thusiastically recommending books to “How can I go eat with you, when
I sounded pretty arrogant. I should have each other, of feeling happy when our I don’t even know you?” I replied.
practiced first in front of the mirror. You tastes coincided, and of constructing the We ate some chacarero sandwiches
had already been to New York and much tacit fiction that in the future we would and drank a few beers, prolonging the
of Europe and you’d lost count of how read all those books together. joy of that new phrase that worked for
many times you’d been to Buenos Aires, “I live really close by,” you told me anything, resolved everything. How can
your favorite city in the whole world. But suddenly. “I’d like to invite you over to I split some fries with you when I don’t
you didn’t tell me all that then. You just watch a movie, but I have to go now. even know you? How can I pass the mus-
mentioned that you’d been to New York. I need to walk my dog.” tard when I don’t even know you? How
“What was your favorite thing about You paid for the book by Olga Orozco can I let you pay the bill if I don’t even
New York?” you’d been paging through and then you know you? It wasn’t that we didn’t like
“Some paintings by Paul Klee. At hurried off. For a brief moment, I sur- Rudolphy, that wasn’t it at all; in fact, we
the Met. Those were the best. It wasn’t rendered to the fatalistic thought that thought he was quite a good actor. Still,
just that I liked them. They inspired I would never see you again. the memory of his shocked face func-
happiness in me.” “She comes in here a lot,” Miguel told tioned as an odd kind of triumph.
You spoke in short sentences with me then. “Like around noon, or even Miguel went home, and I sat for
long pauses between each word. You earlier, at eleven or so. She spends a long almost an hour on a bench in Plaza
spoke like the protagonist of a slow time looking at books. Sometimes she Ñuñoa in case you turned up, walking
and beautiful movie. I spoke like a com- buys two or three; other times she writes your dog. It was hard for me to accept
edy actor who’d got his first serious role something down in a little red notebook that it was time to go. I got on the bus
and was trying to prove his range to and leaves without buying anything.” at midnight and dozed the whole ride,
the world but just came off as sad be- “What does she buy? Always poetry?” my head bouncing against the window.
cause his effort was so obvious. “Poetry and essays. And philosophy.
We went into the Mad Toy book- But novels, too, sometimes. Do you like he next day, I woke up to the in-
store. I stopped by there every day and
usually stayed for a long time, sometimes
her? Are you into her?”
I got nervous. I felt as though the
T fernal noise of the juicer. This was,
unfortunately, a regular trick of my fa-
all afternoon, talking with one of the question, in addition to being direct ther’s—he hated for the rest of the fam-
three owners, especially Miguel. I con- and sardonic, held a certain cruelty. ily to still be asleep after he’d finished
sidered Miguel practically my best friend, “She’s different.” reading the sports section, the only part
but I also liked talking to Chino or De- “Different from who?” of the paper that interested him. But he
nise—they had all studied literature at “I don’t know. Everyone, I guess.” did have the courtesy to squeeze four
the same university as me, and they My friend smiled and I felt exposed, extra oranges and leave a glass amid the
weren’t even thirty yet but they’d man- defenseless. I wanted to leave the book- piles of books on my bedside table.
aged to open that tiny, excellent book- store, but Miguel went out to buy a cou- “You can’t be reading twenty or thirty
store, which, despite its excellence or ple of coffees from Las Lanzas. I loved books all at the same time,” he told me.
perhaps because of it, was headed straight those rare moments when I was left in I was going to reply that I could very
56 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
easily be reading twenty or thirty books into words, I felt the vertigo and the and resentment that in reality I didn’t
all at the same time, and that some of authority that come from uttering cru- feel. I encouraged myself by imagining
those books, like the poetry ones, were cial, definitive phrases. And then I made endless interesting conversations—I didn’t
never truly finished, but instead I pre- another decision: I was going to move yet find the word “interesting”ridiculous—
tended I was still asleep. out of the house for good. with all my new friends, our elbows on
“You have to cut your hair,” he told “O.K. The ticket’s cancelled,” my dad a table at Las Lanzas or Los Cisnes. Even
me then. “Before New York. People told me a couple of hours later: he’d just the inhospitable lawns of the university
will discriminate against you if you go got off the phone with the airline. campus struck me, suddenly, as an ac-
there with long hair.” “Great,” I said. ceptable version of the locus amoenus.
He left the room, and for a few sec- “So what time should we start the I talked to my mom and my sister
onds I entertained the hope that he driving lesson?” and asked them to keep my secret. They
wouldn’t come back. I sat up to chug “No time, ever.” reacted with a mixture of trepidation and
the orange juice, then looked at the ceil- “But we agreed.” solidarity that for some reason I found
ing with the empty glass held to my lips. “But we’re fighting.” disconcerting. When they went to bed,
My father had come back into my room; “You know very well that those two I stayed in the dining room and turned
I could feel his expectant gaze, but I things have nothing to do with each on the TV. There was no need to plan;
didn’t meet it. other.” it was obvious that my father would come
“Are you going to cut your hair? Yes “Yes, they do.” home right before the Colo-Colo game
or no?” started. And that was what happened.
“No.” spent the weekend locked in my room We hadn’t said a word to each other in
“If you don’t cut your hair, you’re
not going to New York.”
I reading the twenty or thirty books
on my nightstand. Monday and Tues-
days, but we watched the soccer match
together and even exchanged a few sen-
“Then I’m not going to New York. day I looked for a new place to live. I tences, things like “That should be a red
I don’t care about New York. I’m not had some savings from an assistantship card!” or “He wasn’t offsides.” I don’t re-
cutting my hair.” and a summer job, but everything I member who won. I think there were no
It was pretty much true that I didn’t looked at was outside my price range. I goals, or else there were, and it was us,
care about New York. What did I know started to despair, because my only Plan my dad and me, who were deadlocked.
about New York back then? Whatever B was to stay at home and suppress my My father raised his eyebrows in lieu
I’d gleaned from watching “Seinfeld” rage, but finally, almost miraculously, I of a good night. I didn’t go to bed. That
or “Taxi Driver”? Whatever I more or found a cheap room in an apartment night, I wrote the “Letter to My Fa-
less understood from Frank Sinatra’s across from the National Stadium, very ther.” Back then, I hadn’t yet read Kaf-
hackneyed song? Any other destination close to the university. ka’s “Letter to His Father.” I don’t think
would have seemed just as awe-inspiring I could move in on Thursday, so I had I even knew it existed. I typed my ver-
to me, because although I’d backpacked one full, final day, which I spent inspect- sion out on the household computer,
around a good bit of Chile by bus and ing every corner of my parents’ house as since I didn’t want my handwriting to
train, I had never set foot on an airplane. if I were storing up material for future ruin the message. I chose Century
The trip was a gift, and a completely memories. Then I walked through my Gothic font in a very large size, maybe
unexpected one, because my father and neighborhood posing as a caricature of eighteen- or twenty-point, in case my
I had been arguing over anything, over an upstart: I willed myself to look down father read the letter without his con-
everything, for years. Nothing unusual— my nose at the streets where I’d grown tacts in. He only ever took them out to
ours was the classic version of father-son up, inventing a detachment, contempt, sleep, but for some reason I imagined
conflict, and I knew it, but the knowl-
edge didn’t console me. I refused to re-
sign myself, because my father always
shouted louder than I did and never
apologized afterward. But after an es-
pecially turbulent recent fight he had
found a way to ask forgiveness: he had
cashed in miles for a ticket in my name,
trusting, and rightfully so, in the ele-
ment of surprise, because he had cho-
sen the date and that destination, which
sounded so abstract and so spectacular.
“You’re not going to New York, then,
you blew it,” my father said, incredu-
lous. “You’ll be begging me on your
knees. You’re going to regret this.”
“I won’t regret it.”
As I put my brand-new decision “My ambitions have become very simple recently.”
him holding the paper up to his naked was clear, but there was just too much. room in the house. I’m going to put a
eyes—his real ones, so to speak. My dad strung together a very general big TV in there so I can stay up until
After everyone had left the next morn- speech that sounded as though it had five in the morning watching movies.”
ing, I printed out the missive, all twelve come from a self-help book for fathers
pages. It wasn’t an aggressive letter. It and sons. I focussed on the authority in got to Schuster’s class late again. I
was melodramatic and tender, though
I’d done my best to avoid tenderness. I
his severe but deliberately softened voice.
I noticed, as I often did, the burst blood
I didn’t feel like going, but I thought
maybe I would run into you. You weren’t
wrote, maybe, as if I were the adult, and vessels in his eyes, especially the left one: there. Hardly anyone was, because the
I had to explain that leaving home was they were like a river with tiny tributar- class was being taught by the T.A., who
the only way to keep from hating him ies that seemed to indicate a kind of suf- didn’t smoke a single cigarette in the
and from hating myself. I put it in an fering whose origins and terminus I whole session. It was a different kind of
envelope, erased the file from the hard couldn’t presume to know. It was my fa- class and really a very good one, full of
drive, and started packing my books into ther’s suffering, but it was also mine. The ideas that seemed new. I remember we
trash bags. I caught myself counting the suffering of meeting my father’s eyes and read some fragments of “The Cardboard
books: ninety-two. A friend came over realizing that I didn’t know him, that I House,” by Martín Adán, and a poem
with a borrowed truck, though a small had lived my whole life with someone by Luis Omar Cáceres, the first lines of
car would have sufficed to transport my I did not know and never would. which were immediately seared into my
ninety-two books and a few clothes. “So do we understand each other?” memory, as if I’d known them forever:
I hadn’t heard what he’d said, or “Now that the road is dead/and our con-
“E verything I have to say is in the
letter,” I told my father, with
I’d heard only the presumed music of
his voice.
vertible reflection licks its ghost/with a
dumbstruck tongue . . .”
something like literary pride, when we “I wasn’t listening,” I said. Maybe I walked a few blocks to the
saw each other again the next Friday. “What?” rhythm of that poem, skipping Meth-
“I didn’t read it.” “I got distracted.” odology again and heading straight to
“You didn’t read it?” He came out with a few more words, Plaza Ñuñoa. I wanted to talk to Mi-
“I’ll read it next time I feel like cry- badly faking a remnant of patience. I guel, although when I got to the Mad
ing. Except I never feel like crying.” started to shout at him; I don’t know Toy I realized that what I really wanted
All I wanted to know was what he what I shouted, but he just stared at me was to talk to you. I asked Miguel if
had thought or felt when he’d read the unfazed, like a politician or a dead man. you’d been by the bookstore, and he said
letter; it had never occurred to me that “Let’s not overdo it,” he interrupted no. I gave him a bare-bones summary
he wouldn’t read it. We were at his of- me. “You’re overreacting, you always do of my news; he listened attentively, then
fice, in a minuscule meeting room, as if this. You left, it’s done. In the United told me, “You’re going to be O.K.”
we were laying out the strategic plan for States, kids leave home much earlier. You’d He asked for details, lots of details.
a startup or something. It was unclear be considered a late bloomer there. And He asked if I needed anything, money,
what we had to talk about. Or maybe it I’m happy, because now I have another anything else.
“What I need is work,” I told him.
“Well, I can’t give you a job,” he said.
“I almost don’t have one myself. We’re
going to shut down—it’s pretty much
definite.”
“When?”
“In a couple of months, if we’re lucky.
We’ll try to hold out until Christmas,
but it’ll be tough.”
“Shit, that’s awful.”
“So we can’t hire you.”
“Right, of course.”
The fantasy of working at the Mad
Toy had been a magical fix-all for me,
but at that moment I wasn’t thinking
about my imminent poverty. Instead, I
was saddened by the thought of that
place emptied out, surely taken over by
some café or stupid hair salon. On a shelf
I found “Defense of the Idol,” the only
book Luis Omar Cáceres ever published,
and I read every poem in it multiple
times. Every once in a while Miguel said
something and I answered him, and at
times it was like the friendly, intermit- almost dark when I ran out of words and Then came a long silence, an impor-
tent dialogue between two strangers sit- waited for yours, which didn’t come. tant and pleasant one. Like someone
ting together by chance in a doctor’s “Let’s go inside. It’s a little cold” was memorizing a shopping list, I thought
waiting room or at a wake. But when I all you said. back over the details of our conversa-
was about to leave he handed me a sheet The owner of the house was with some tion, so I wouldn’t forget a thing.
of paper on which he’d written down the tourists—Canadians, I think—who were “Do you think your dad is ever going
phone numbers of ten people who might going to rent the other bedrooms; she to read the letter?” you asked me then.
be able to give me a job of some kind: and her daughters would sleep in the liv- I had just told you about the letter,
as a Latin tutor, a gofer, a house sitter, ing room, in sleeping bags. She offered and yet I felt as though that part of the
an assistant to an assistant editor. us some wine, but we went to my room conversation had been left definitively
“I’m going to let my hair grow out instead. You stretched out on the mattress behind; it was hard for me to return to
in solidarity with you,” he told me as casually, as if you lived there. Flush lay at that headspace. I also felt as though
we hugged goodbye. your feet and gnawed at her leash so that the encounter with my dad were far in
you would take it off. I tried to straighten the past, but I tried to answer honestly:
bought some dobladitas and four slices up the room a little; I hadn’t had time to I thought he had actually already read
I of cheese and walked toward my new
home thinking about the empty bookstore,
get a shelf for the books, and they were
still in garbage bags, as were my clothes.
the letter but lied and said he hadn’t.
“Yeah, he read it, I’m sure of that,”
but I was also imagining another version The light from a distant street lamp you said.
of myself, walking down some unknown shone dimly through the window. I Flush was sprawled out and snor-
New York avenue with short hair and a watched you talk, barely moving your ing. You went to the bathroom, and
dazed expression. I imagined myself as lips. You talked about your dead mother when you came back you flopped onto
a young tree, a young and newly pruned and the movies that she and your dad the bed again. Ten seconds later, as if
tree that wants to stretch out and reach used to watch and that you now watched you’d just remembered something ur-
the sun’s rays so that it can grow some with him—“Gabriela loved this part,” gent, you got up, turned on the light,
more. That’s what I was thinking about your dad would interject, with an enthu- and started to take my books out of
when I noticed that you were there, al- siasm that was both moving and painful the bags one by one. Almost without
most stepping on my heels, with your dog. for you. And then you talked about in- looking at them, you piled them up
“We’ve been following you for sev- somnia and the medications you took for like towers.
eral blocks. Chasing you.” your insomnia and a novel about insom- “This is your New York,” you told
I didn’t believe you, but then I had nia that you wanted to write. And about me then. “Look, these are the build-
the feeling that, yes, you’d been close the time you got food poisoning from ings in Manhattan, the skyscrapers.”
to me for a while. shellfish in Pelluhue. And about your fa- We stacked the books into teetering,
“How come?” vorite songs, trees, and birds, and a strange slapdash replicas of the Empire State
“I wanted you to meet Flush.” theory about how to make the perfect Building, the Chrysler Building, and the
Flush was a small black mutt with very salad. And four or five people you hated— Twin Towers, which were still standing
damp eyes, a little sausagey, who moved high-school classmates, I think, and an then. We hadn’t kissed yet, hadn’t slept
pompously, seemingly at a remove from ex-boyfriend. I remember thinking that together yet, and we didn’t know any-
the world. At first, she seemed to be limp- those people didn’t deserve your hatred thing with any certainty about the fu-
ing, but then I thought it was more that or anyone else’s, but I didn’t say so. I also ture. Perhaps I intuited or fantasized
she embellished her steps with coy little remember feeling a sudden and intense that we would spend a long time to-
hops. You talked to me about “Flush,” happiness that you didn’t hate me. At one gether, several years, maybe our whole
the book by Virginia Woolf that your point, out of nowhere, you burst out cry- lives. But I didn’t suspect that those years
dog was named for, and you gave me a ing, and I tried to console you. would be fun, intense, and bitter, and
copy of “The Subterraneans,” a Jack Ker- “It’s just, your dad makes me so mad,” would be followed by decades during
ouac novella that I’d never heard of and you said. which we knew nothing of each other,
that I read soon after, and still reread every “That’s why you’re crying? Because until the moment came when it would
two or three years, eager to experience, of my dad?” I asked. seem possible, conceivable, to tell a
once again, the warm earthquake of that “I don’t know. I’m not crying because story—any story, this story—and erase
ending, one of the best I’ve ever read. of that, I’m not sad,” you said. “I never cry you from it. That night, you were utterly
We reached my building and sat down over anything in particular. I’m just in unerasable. And no thought about the
on the steps. I made cheese sandwiches, the habit of crying. I’m in favor of tears.” future really mattered to us while we
and the dog ate one, too. Everything had “Me, too.” used my books as bricks to imitate those
changed radically in only a week, and I “I’m lying. I cry because I’m posing, vast, imposing, cold, distant, absurd, beau-
tried to explain it all to you. But to do all the time. I’m not like this.” tiful buildings. 
that I had to tell you my whole life story, “I like how you are. Even though I (Translated, from the Spanish,
which was not overflowing with events, don’t know what you’re like. And I’m pos- by Megan McDowell.)
though maybe just then I thought it was. ing, too, all the time. With you and ev-
I told you everything, or almost everything. eryone else.” NEWYORKER.COM
I talked for some two hours, and it was “Yeah.” Alejandro Zambra on omitted characters.

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THE CRITICS

BOOKS

THE CLOSE READER


Recovering Nora Ephron.

BY RACHEL SYME

have spent a great deal of my life vinegar, as so much of Ephron’s best eat a single slice of flourless chocolate
“I discovering that my ambitions
and fantasies—which I once
work was. To Ephron, close reading, even
when it finds the subject sorely want-
cake, and deliver a withering retort to
any man who dares disturb their peace.
thought of as totally unique—turn out ing, is the very foundation of romance. I should know; I was one of them.
to be clichés,” Nora Ephron wrote in If Ephron has a lasting legacy as a writer, Transforming Ephron into a cuddly
1973, in a column for Esquire. Ephron a filmmaker, and a cultural icon, it’s this: heroine, a figure of mood and atmo-
was then thirty-two, and her subject she showed how we can fall in and out sphere, obscures the artist whose inter-
was the particular clichéd ambition of of love with people based solely on the est, above all, was in verbal precision.
becoming Dorothy Parker, a writer she words that they speak and write. Words (As Ryan once said, “Her allegiance to
had idolized in her youth. Ephron first are important. Choose them carefully. language was sometimes more than her
met Parker as a child, in her pajamas, And certainly don’t cling to a myth just allegiance to someone’s feelings.”) In
at her screenwriter parents’ schmoozy because it’s lovely. It’s only in pushing “Nora Ephron: A Biography” (Chicago
Hollywood parties. They crossed paths past lazy clichés that a love affair moves Review), the journalist Kristin Margue-
again when Ephron was twenty; she from theoretical to tangible, from some- rite Doidge continues the trend. Doidge’s
remembered the meeting in crisp de- thing a girl believes to something a book is warm, dutiful, and at times il-
tail, describing Parker as “frail and tiny woman knows how to work with. luminating. It’s also, I’m sorry to say,
and twinkly.” But her encounters with The great irony of Ephron’s afterlife, often bland, and deeply in thrall to Eph-
the queen of the bon mot weren’t the then, is how quickly she’s been reduced ron mythologies: the plucky gal Friday
point. “The point is the legend,” Eph- to sentimental lore. Since her death, a who worked her way from the News-
ron wrote. “I grew up on it and coveted decade ago, at seventy-one, the roman- week typing pool to a sprawling apart-
it desperately. All I wanted in this world ticization of her work has swelled like ment in the Apthorp, the jilted wife
was to come to New York and be Dor- a movie score. A writer of tart, acidic who got her revenge in the pages of a
othy Parker. The funny lady. The only observation has been turned into an in- soapy novel, the woman director hold-
lady at the table.” fluencer: revered for her aesthetic, and ing her own with the big boys. “Why
Unfortunately, after Ephron moved for her arsenal of life-style tips. On does Nora Ephron still matter?” Doidge
to Manhattan, in 1962, she discovered TikTok, memes like “Meg Ryan Fall”— writes in the introduction. “Because she
that she was far from the only lady at the actress starred in Ephron hits like gives us hope. The intelligent, self-de-
the table to have a “Dorothy Parker “When Harry Met Sally,” “Sleepless in scribed cynic was the one who helped
problem.” Every woman with a type- Seattle,” and “You’ve Got Mail”—cele- us see that it’s never too late to go after
writer and an inflated sense of confi- brate the prim oxford shirts, baggy kha- your dreams.” This conflates Ephron
dence believed that she was going to kis, and chunky knit sweaters that Eph- with the genre—romance—that she in-
be crowned the next Miss One-Liner. ron immortalized onscreen. Burgeoning terrogated. Ephron still matters, of
To make matters worse, once Ephron home cooks cling to her vinaigrette rec- course, but not because she embodied
started reading deep into Parker’s work, ipe from “Heartburn,” her 1983 novel, enthusiasm or perseverance. Dreams are
she found much of it to be corny and not because it’s unique (it’s Grey Pou- useless, she might have clucked, if you
maudlin and, to use Ephron’s wither- pon mustard, red-wine vinegar, and olive can’t pick them apart on the page.
ing words, “so embarrassing.” Reluc- oil, whisked together until thick and
ABOVE: LALALIMOLA

tantly, she let her childhood hero go. creamy) but because it’s Nora’s. And phron was born in New York City
“Before one looked too hard at it,” Eph-
ron wrote, “it was a lovely myth.”
giddy writers still stream into New York
with their own “Nora Ephron problem,”
E in 1941, to the playwrights Henry
and Phoebe Ephron. When she was five,
In its way, Ephron’s column is a love dreaming of an Upper West Side fan- the family moved to Los Angeles, where
letter to Parker—albeit one dipped in tasia where they can sit at Cafe Lalo, the Ephrons wrote for the movies. Henry
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and Phoebe were talented—they penned Ephron acolytes interpret the phrase “Ev- ments in New York City, aiming to be-
several sharp screwball comedies, includ- erything is copy,” which Ephron attributed come a journalist. According to Doidge,
ing the Hepburn-Tracy vehicle “Desk to her mother, as encouragement that life she spent her time working as a grunt at
Set”—but they also struggled, battling never hands you material that you can’t Newsweek and reading constantly at
both alcoholism and the occasional al- use. But the phrase feels more portentous home. “She’d curl up on her new, wide-
legation of Communist sympathizing. than exhilarating, given the source. “I now wale corduroy couch with a cup of hot
Doidge doesn’t have much original re- believe that what my mother meant was tea and her dog-eared paperback copy
search about Nora’s youth; many of her this: When you slip on a banana peel, of Doris Lessing’s The Golden Notebook,”
quotes come from Ephron’s public in- people laugh at you,” Ephron once said. Doidge writes. But Ephron’s reading
terviews and essays, as well as from “Ev- “But when you tell people you slipped on wasn’t entirely recreational. She was learn-
erything Is Copy,” a 2015 documentary a banana peel, it’s your laugh, so you be- ing how to ingest a text and riff on it, to
directed by Ephron’s son, the journalist come a hero rather than the victim of the pull what she needed to make it her own.
Jacob Bernstein. But she does speak to joke.” Of course, that’s only the case if This skill flourished during the newspa-
a few of Ephron’s old summer-camp you are funnier in the telling than you per strike of 1962, which shut down every
friends, one of whom recalls Ephron as are in the falling. major paper in the city. Ephron’s friend
a “natural leader.” The most telling de- Phoebe’s letters to Nora were a chal- the editor Victor Navasky—who would
tail is from Ephron’s years at Camp To- lenge and an invitation; to spar, to vol- go on to edit The Nation—began to print
caloma, in Arizona, where she would re- ley, to narratively step up to the plate. parodies of the New York City rags. He
gale her bunkmates with her mother’s The love language of the Ephron home asked Ephron if she could write a par-
lively letters from home. “My friends— was that of bravura back-and-forth dis- ody of Leonard Lyons’s gossip column
first at camp, then at college—would patches: you spoke intensely, and some- in the New York Post. Ephron voyaged
laugh and listen, utterly rapt at the so- one else responded in kind. Doidge de- to the Newsweek archives, read clippings
phistication of it all,” Ephron said in her scribes a house in which the four Ephron of Lyons’s column, and parroted his voice
mother’s eulogy, in 1971. daughters learned to read early, and where so well that her work caught the atten-
Doidge asserts that answering these the parents saw family dinner, served tion of the Post’s publisher, Dorothy
letters allowed Ephron to “gain confi- promptly at six-thirty, as “an opportunity Schiff. “If they can parody the Post, they
dence in her writing.” She likely also for the young girls to learn the art of sto- can write for it,” Schiff said. Ephron
gained something more specific: a love rytelling.” (“The competition for airtime landed her first gig as a staff reporter.
for the epistolary form. She found that was Darwinian,” Hallie, the second- Ephron’s abilities made her a dogged
her mother, both difficult and opaque in youngest, recalled.) All four girls became beat journalist, but they also made her
life, was a rollicking delight in her corre- writers. Ephron became an obsessive a star at a moment when journalism was
spondence, and, furthermore, that Phoebe reader, too, not just of her favorite books changing, with a wave of writers bring-
gave generously of herself there in ways but of people and their patterns. ing a new verve and sense of style to
she could not have otherwise. Writing After graduating from Wellesley, Eph- the page. Ephron soon moved to Es-
redeems, and writing runs cover. Many ron moved to a series of small apart- quire, producing wildly popular essays
on the media, feminism, and having
small breasts. Phoebe Ephron once told
her daughter to write as if she were mail-
ing a letter, “then, tear off the saluta-
tion”; this advice, combined with Eph-
ron’s observational prowess, forged her
signature voice. Whereas some of her
peers, like Joan Didion or Susan Son-
tag, looked at the world and wrote down
what they saw with chilly detachment,
Ephron reported back with a conspir-
atorial sense of intimacy, as if she were
chatting with the reader over an order
of cheesecake. Even when Ephron was
cruel—and she could be vicious; after
she left the Post, she lambasted Schiff
as “skittishly feminine”—it felt light,
fizzy, precise, but never ponderous.
This was true even when she had skin
in the game. Ephron wrote her first novel,
“Heartburn,” after discovering that her
second husband, the journalist Carl
Bernstein, was cheating on her while
“Speaking of rising sea levels—I’ll miss our little chats.” she was pregnant. Ephron had separated
from her first husband, the humorist
Dan Greenburg, by 1974; she married
Bernstein two years later. “Heartburn” is BRIEFLY NOTED
a thinly veiled account of their divorce,
and it opens in medias res: “The first Thrust, by Lidia Yuknavitch (Riverhead Books). The Statue
day I did not think it was funny. I didn’t of Liberty stands at the core of this capacious experimental
think it was funny the third day either, novel, whose various story lines span two centuries. It begins
but I managed to make a little joke about in 1870, with the man who designed the statue and the work-
it.” Rachel Samstat, the narrator, is a ers who built it, and ends up in a dystopian 2079, in which
food writer who drops original recipes the statue has been half submerged by the “great Water Rise,”
into the text—but she is also a woman and anti-immigrant sentiment has expunged the ideals that
dissecting the end of her union, and it sought to enshrine. A girl named Laisvė (Lithuanian for
doing so with Ephron’s trademark spec- “liberty”), having escaped a “Raid,” becomes a “carrier”—
ificity. Samstat becomes a marriage someone who can swim through time “to reverse pieces of
detective, reading the signs of her hus- history with her body.” Yuknavitch breaks down barriers of
band’s infidelity with Sherlockian accu- time and space, of history and language, in a visceral critique
racy. Once, she notices a Virginia Slims of America’s founding ideals and its present failures.
cigarette butt in his apartment and knows
immediately that he has been with an- Emergency, by Daisy Hildyard (Astra House). In this medi-
other woman. He claims that he bummed tative pastoral novel, a narrator in locked-down London
it from a colleague. “I said that even copy reminisces about her childhood in rural Yorkshire in the
girls at the office weren’t naive enough to nineteen-nineties. Nestled among stories of the village’s in-
smoke Virginia Slims,” Ephron writes. habitants—an ailing friend, migrant workers at a nearby
Relationships are full of codes and short- flower farm, locals drifting from job to job—are careful ob-
hand, little tells, both spoken and un- servations of natural life in the region. The narrator attends
spoken. By untangling the knot of her to the personalities of foxes, toads, and cows but also ob-
own pain, Ephron had stumbled onto serves the role of global networks, which take the village
her best material. quarry’s gravel to China and produce soda-can tabs that crop
up in dead seagulls. In refusing to privilege human drama
“ H eartburn” became a best-seller
and then, in 1986, a movie, star-
over natural processes, Hildyard captures the ecosystem’s del-
icate interconnectedness and suggests a new way of writing
ring Meryl Streep and directed by Mike about our toll on the environment.
Nichols. Ephron wrote the screenplay.
As Doidge notes, she turned to film Endless Forms, by Seirian Sumner (Harper). Wasps earn a
“partially out of pragmatism.” She was number of sobriquets in this entomologist’s ode to the much
newly single and living with her two stigmatized insect: “winged thugs,” “ingenious executioners,”
young children in the apartment of Rob- “cognitive queens.” Sumner celebrates the “mind-blowing di-
ert Gottlieb, her editor. She could no versity” of these insects, from spider-killing varieties that “walk
longer afford to gallivant across the Jesus-style across a web” to potter wasps, which deposit their
world, reporting pieces, so she began eggs in “exquisite clay pots, each resembling a Roman vase.”
writing scripts to pay the bills. In doing Presenting her work as a counterweight to the “bee-bias” of
so, she discovered a medium that com- much scientific literature, she expounds on wasps’ social orga-
bined the convivial dialogue of her nization and reproductive habits, and lays out a case for fur-
mother’s letters with the ability to close- ther research into this “challenging child of the insect world.”
read people in three dimensions. It also Vespidae abound in understudied potential—for instance, in
allowed her to inspect her cynicism pest control and, given that their olfactory powers far outstrip
about love. Movies were for the masses, those of dogs, in detecting drugs, explosives, and corpses.
and they let Ephron puncture big, dopey,
Hollywood myths about relationships Fabric, by Victoria Finlay (Pegasus). This exuberant history
while she was conjuring new ones. of textiles grew out of the author’s hunger to learn about the
Ephron’s films are highly literary— links that “the material we can see has with the non-mate-
many of them are about reading and rial world we cannot see.” Chapters are organized around
writing—and they suggest that language journeys, in which Finlay, an Englishwoman, goes as far afield
is at the heart of romance. The most as Leh, in Kashmir, to speak with a pashmina goatherd, and
obvious example is “You’ve Got Mail” Papua New Guinea, to watch Maisin women paint tapa, a
(1998), in which Kathleen (Meg Ryan), cloth made from bark. Inevitably, exploitation is a feature of
a children’s-bookshop owner, falls in Finlay’s stories. “It’s likely that the slave trade in America
love with Joe (Tom Hanks), a corpo- might have ended much earlier if the cotton gin hadn’t come
rate overlord opening a mega-bookstore along and made Upland cotton a success,” she writes.
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that threatens her business. The two spite of, her exhaustive language. “I love not only reading Child’s work but re-
meet in an “Over Thirty” chat room and that it takes you an hour and a half to visiting it, daily, with monklike com-
begin a lively anonymous correspon- order a sandwich,” Harry says in the film’s mitment, enters into an ardent literary
dence, flinging taut observations at each climactic speech. affair that ignites her dormant skills.
other about their quirky experiences of Because she is reading, suddenly she
the city. “Don’t you love New York in he idea of swooning over someone’s can write; and, because she can write,
the fall?” Joe writes. “It makes me want
to buy school supplies. I would send you
T syntax so dramatically that you
change your life appears again and again
she can be read, by her husband, by the
public, and by book agents. Once she
a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils in Ephron’s work. In “Sleepless in Seat- finds readers, she finds peace. Ephron
if I knew your name and address.” In tle” (1993), Annie (Meg Ryan, playing considered herself an essentially “happy
another e-mail, Kathleen writes, “Once another journalist) hears Sam (Tom person,” but perhaps that was because
I read a story about a butterfly in the Hanks) on a radio call-in show talking she figured out exactly how she wanted
subway, and today, I saw one. . . . It got in soft, poignant detail about his dead to express herself at a young age. In
on at 42nd and got off at 59th, where I wife. Though freshly engaged, she flies Ephron’s world, the key to a fulfilled
assume it was going to Bloomingdale’s across the country in order to pursue life was knowing how to put one word
to buy a hat that will turn out to be a him. Once again, the plot turns on a let- after another until they were undeni-
mistake, as almost all hats are.” These ter: Annie writes to Sam, suggesting that ably yours, and the way to show affec-
notes are cozy and performative and a they meet at the Empire State Building tion was to push others to do the same.
little dorky, the kind of thinky seduc- on Valentine’s Day. Once again, the rap- Many of Ephron’s friends, Doidge notes,
tion that Ephron writes best. Of course, port is resolutely nonphysical: Sam and said that she had a tendency to run their
even in the golden age of AOL, few Annie appear in just three brief scenes lives; to tell them how to do their hair
people wrote such e-mails. But this is together. And once again Ephron slyly or what to send as a birthday gift or
Ephron’s version of movie magic: a world pokes at the tropes of courtship, using how to roast a chicken. But what she
in which words are so important that the grammar of classic, nineteen-fifties was really doing was pressing them to
you can fall for your enemy just because romance films to critique the genre. “You make definitional choices. She read peo-
he knows how to use them. don’t want to be in love,” Annie’s best ple closely, which was an act of care,
Ephron’s romances are physically friend, played by Rosie O’Donnell, tells and she gave ample line edits.
chaste but rhetorically hot. In “When her. “You want to be in love in a movie!” One of Ephron’s best pieces is a pro-
Harry Met Sally” (1989), her break- By then, Ephron had found the real file of the Cosmopolitan editor Helen
through hit, the protagonists, played by thing. In 1987, she married Nicholas Pi- Gurley Brown, which ran in Esquire in
Meg Ryan (a verbose journalist) and leggi, who wrote the books (and the 1970. At the end of the essay, Ephron
Billy Crystal (a verbose political consul- screenplays) that became “Goodfellas” notes that she once wrote a freelance
tant), spend a decade talking to each and “Casino,” and who remained with piece for Brown, and that the editor
other, delivering long disquisitions as an her until her death. In Ephron’s final wanted Ephron to include a line about
extended form of foreplay. On a stroll film, “Julie & Julia” (2009), she explored how women were allowed to take baths
through the park, Sally tells Harry about her hallmark themes beyond the bound- while menstruating. Ephron thought
a recurring erotic dream in which a face- aries of time or traditional romance. this addition was preposterous. “I hung
less man rips off her clothes. By asking The story flits between two threads: up, convinced I had seen straight to the
a needling follow-up, Harry shows that one, set in the fifties, in which Julia soul of Helen Gurley Brown. Straight
he’s willing to read the monologue crit- Child (Meryl Streep) strains to publish to the foolishness, the tastelessness her
ically: “That’s it? A faceless guy rips off her first book, “Mastering the Art of critics so often accused her of,” she
all your clothes, and that’s the sex fan- French Cooking,” in a male-dominated writes. “But I was wrong. She really isn’t
tasy you’ve been having since you were industry, and another, set in the two- that way at all.” Ephron realizes that
twelve?” Sally returns the serve. “Some- thousands, in which Julie Powell (Amy she must meet Brown where she is,
times I vary it a little,” she says. “Which Adams), a failed novelist trapped in a using Brown’s vocabulary for advising
part?” Harry asks. “What I’m wearing,” soul-crushing job, becomes so devoted women how to live. “She’s just worried
Sally replies. What makes the scene funny to Child’s book that she decides to cook that somewhere out there is a girl who
isn’t Sally’s dream but the micro-adjust- each of its five hundred and twenty-four hasn’t taken a bath during her period
ments she makes to it. Throughout the recipes in the course of a year. Also, since puberty . . . that somewhere out
movie, she’s exacting in her word choices, she’ll blog about it. there is a mouseburger who doesn’t re-
even when ordering pie at a restaurant. “Julie & Julia” is perhaps Ephron’s alize she has the capability of becom-
(“I’d like the pie heated, and I don’t want most outwardly sentimental film, in ing anything, anything at all, anything
the ice cream on the top, I want it on that it’s the most effusive about the she wants to, of becoming Helen Gur-
the side, and I’d like strawberry instead transformative acts of writing and being ley Brown, for God’s sake. And don’t
of vanilla if you have it. If not, then no read. Child’s main journey is her strug- you see? She is only trying to help.” As in
ice cream, just whipped cream but only gle to complete the book, and the tri- her essay on Parker, Ephron rejects gauzy
if it’s real. If it’s out of a can, then noth- umphant final shot freezes on Streep’s sentiment for the salve of attention. She
ing.”) Romance, here, is a man telling a giddy face as she opens her first box of is reading Brown the way that Brown
woman that he likes her for, and not in galleys from the publisher. Powell, in asks to be read. Isn’t it romantic? 
64 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
(Trump and his allies had filed more
A CRITIC AT LARGE than sixty lawsuits challenging the elec-
tion results and lost all but one of them.)

DRAWING LINES
In Florida, it is now illegal to offer
water to someone standing in line to
vote. Georgia is allowing counties to
Our undemocratic democracy. eliminate voting on Sundays. In 2020,
Texas limited the number of ballot-drop-
BY LOUIS MENAND off locations to one per county, insur-
ing that Loving County, the home of
fifty-seven people, has the same number
of drop-off locations as Harris County,
which includes Houston and has 4.7
million people.
Virtually all of these “reforms” will
likely make it harder for some people
to vote, and thus will depress turnout—
which is the not so subtle intention. This
is a problem, but it is not the funda-
mental problem. The fundamental prob-
lem is that, as the law stands, even when
the system is working the way it’s de-
signed to work and everyone who is el-
igible to vote does vote, the government
we get does not reflect the popular will.
Michael Kinsley’s law of scandal applies.
The scandal isn’t what’s illegal. The scan-
dal is what’s legal.

t was not unreasonable for the Fram-


I ers to be wary of direct democracy. You
can’t govern a nation by plebiscite, and
true representative democracy, in which
everyone who might be affected by gov-
ernment policy has an equal say in choos-
ing the people who make that policy, had
never been tried. So they wrote a rule
book, the Constitution, that places lim-
its on what the government can do, re-
gardless of what the majority wants. (They
o look on the bright side for a mo- (who could not become citizens), Na- also countenanced slavery and the dis-
T ment, one effect of the Republican
assault on elections—which takes the
tive Americans (who were treated as
foreigners), or Black Americans living
enfranchisement of women, excluding
from the electorate groups whose life
form, naturally, of the very thing Re- in the South (who were openly disen- chances certainly might be affected by
publicans accuse Democrats of doing: franchised) could vote. Eighteen per government policy.) And they made it
rigging the system—might be to open cent of the total population voted in extremely difficult to tinker with those
our eyes to how undemocratic our de- that election. In 2020, forty-eight per rules. In two hundred and thirty-three
mocracy is. Strictly speaking, American cent voted. years, they have been changed by amend-
government has never been a govern- Some members of the loser’s party ment only nine times. The last time was
ment “by the people.” have concluded that a sixty-seven-per- fifty-one years ago.
This is so despite the fact that more cent turnout was too high. They appar- You might think that the further we
Americans are voting than ever before. ently calculate that, if fewer people had get from 1789 the easier it would be to
In 2020, sixty-seven per cent of eligible voted, Donald Trump might have car- adjust the constitutional rule book, but
voters cast a ballot for President. That ried their states. Last year, according to the opposite appears to be true. We live
was the highest turnout since 1900, a the Brennan Center for Justice, legisla- in a country undergoing a severe case
year when few, if any, women, people tures in nineteen states passed thirty- of ancestor worship (a symptom of in-
under twenty-one, Asian immigrants four laws imposing voting restrictions. security and fear of the future), which
is exacerbated by an absurdly unwork-
Computer-assisted gerrymandering can produce respectable-looking districts. able and manipulable doctrine called
ILLUSTRATION BY BEN WISEMAN THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022 65
originalism. Something that Alexan- no senators. Until the Seventeenth (or maybe just the use) of an apparently
der Hamilton wrote in a newspaper Amendment was ratified, in 1913, sen- mundane feature of our system of elec-
column—the Federalist Papers are ba- ators were mostly not popularly elected. tions: districting.
sically a collection of op-eds—is treated They were appointed by state legisla- We tend to think of a “gerryman-
like a passage in the Talmud. If we tures. Republicans won a majority of der” as a grotesquely shaped legislative
could unpack it correctly, it would show votes statewide in Illinois in the 1858 district, such as the salamander-like
us the way. midterms, but Abraham Lincoln did Massachusetts district that was drawn
The Bill of Rights, without which not become senator, because the state to help give one party, the Democratic-
the Constitution would probably not legislature was controlled by Demo- Republicans, a majority in the Massa-
have been ratified, is essen- crats, and they reappointed chusetts Senate in the election of 1812.
tially a deck of counter-ma- Stephen A. Douglas. The governor of the state, Elbridge
joritarian trump cards, a list, Even though the Senate Gerry, did not draw the district, but he
directed at the federal gov- is split fifty-fifty, Demo- lent his name to the practice when he
ernment, of thou-shalt-nots. cratic senators represent signed off on it. (Seabrook tells us that
Americans argue about how forty-two million more peo- Gerry’s name is pronounced with a hard
far those commandments ple than Republican sena- “G,” but it’s apparently O.K. to pro-
reach. Is nude dancing cov- tors do. As Eric Holder, the nounce gerrymander “jerry.”)
ered under the First Amend- former Attorney General, Gerry’s gerrymander was by no means
ment’s guarantee of the free- points out in his book on the first, however. There was partisan
dom of expression? (It is.) the state of voting rights, gerrymandering even in the colonies. In
Does the Second Amend- “Our Unfinished March” fact, “the only traditional districting prin-
ment prohibit a ban on assault weap- (One World), the Senate is lopsided. ciple that has been ubiquitous in Amer-
ons? (Right now, it’s anyone’s guess.) Half the population today is represented ica since before the founding,” Seabrook
But no one proposes doing away with by eighteen senators, the other half by writes, “is the gerrymander itself.” That’s
the first ten amendments. They under- eighty-two. The Senate also packs a par- the way the system was set up.
write a deeply rooted feature of Amer- liamentary death ray, the filibuster, which Partisan gerrymandering has pro-
ican life, the “I have a right” syndrome. would allow forty-one senators repre- duced many loopy districts through the
They may also make many policies that senting ten per cent of the public to years, but today, on a map, gerryman-
a majority of Americans say they favor, block legislation supported by senators dered districts often look quite respect-
such as a ban on assault weapons, virtu- representing the other ninety per cent. able. No funny stuff going on here!
ally impossible to enact because of an Many recent voting regulations, such That’s because computer software can
ambiguous sentence written in an era in as voter-I.D. laws, may require people to now carve out districts on a street-by-
which pretty much the only assault pay to obtain a credential needed to vote, street and block-by-block level. A fa-
weapon widely available was a musket. like a driver’s license, and so Holder con- vorite trick is moving a district line so
Some checks on direct democracy in siders them a kind of poll tax—which is that a sitting member of Congress or
the United States are structural. They are outlawed by the Twenty-fourth Amend- a state legislator is suddenly residing
built into the system of government the ment. (Lower courts so far have been in another district. It’s all supposed to
Framers devised. One, obviously, is the hesitant to accept this argument.) be done sub rosa, but, Seabrook says,
Electoral College, which in two of the But the House of Representatives— “those in the business of gerrymander-
past six elections has chosen a President that’s the people’s house, right? Not nec- ing have a tendency to want to brag
who did not win the popular vote. Even essarily. In the 2012 Presidential election, about their exploits.”
in 2020, when Joe Biden got seven million Barack Obama defeated Mitt Romney You might think that you can’t ger-
more votes than his opponent, he carried by five million votes, and Democrats run- rymander a Senate seat, but the United
three states that he needed in order to win ning for the House got around a million States Senate itself is a product of gerry-
the Electoral College—Arizona, Geor- more votes than Republicans, but the Re- mandering. One factor that determined
gia, and Pennsylvania—by a total of about publicans ended up with a thirty-three- whether a new state would be admitted
a hundred thousand votes. Flip those seat advantage. Under current law, con- to the Union was which political party
states and we would have elected a man gressional districts within a state should was likely to benefit. We have two Da-
who lost the popular vote by 6.9 million. be approximately equal in population. So kotas in part because Republicans were
Is that what James Madison had in mind? how did the Republicans get fewer votes in power in Washington, and they fig-
Another check on democracy is the but more seats? It’s the same thing that ured that splitting the Dakota territory
Senate, an almost comically malappor- let Stephen A. Douglas retain his Sen- in two would yield twice as many new
tioned body that gives Wyoming’s five ate seat in 1858: partisan gerrymandering. Republican senators.
hundred and eighty thousand residents For there’s nothing natural about
the same voting power as California’s his is the subject of Nick Seabrook’s states. Portions of what is now Wyo-
thirty-nine million. The District of Co-
lumbia, which has ninety thousand more
T timely new book, “One Person, One
Vote: A Surprising History of Gerry-
ming were, at various times, portions of
the territories of Oregon, Idaho, Da-
residents than Wyoming and twenty- mandering in America” (Pantheon), an kota, Nebraska, and Utah. Before 1848,
five thousand more than Vermont, has excellent, if gloomy, guide to the abuse much of Wyoming was Mexican. Be-
66 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
fore that, it was Spanish. We don’t have distribute those voters across several ad- commission and made partisan gerry-
Wyoming because people living within jacent districts, where they are likely to mandering illegal. This cycle, the com-
the territory felt a special affinity, a be- be in the minority. Once it’s cracked, mission deadlocked, and the Demo-
lief that they shared a “Wyoming way the formerly solid district becomes com- crats, who have a supermajority in both
of life,” and somebody said, “These folks petitive. This is sometimes called “dis- houses of the legislature, tried to build
should have their own state.” To the ex- persal gerrymandering.” a loophole in the law and drew their
tent that Wyoming residents feel stately When you pack, on the other hand, own maps. The State Senate and con-
solidarity, it’s because the federal gov- you put as many voters of the other gressional maps were promptly thrown
ernment created Wyoming (and two party as possible into the same district. out as illegal partisan gerrymandering
more Republican senators), not the other This arrangement means that their can- by the New York State Court of Ap-
way around. didate will usually get a seat, but it weak- peals, and a lower court presented new
In the case of the House, reappor- ens that party’s power in other districts. maps, which govern the 2022 elections.
tionment takes place every ten years, From a civil-rights point of view, dis- The result is that New York Democrats
after the census is reported. When this tricts in which members of minority now find themselves competing with
happens, most states redistrict not only groups are in the majority might seem one another for the same seats. The
for Congress but for their own legisla- like a good thing, but Republicans tend new district lines may force one candi-
tive offices as well. This means, usually, to favor majority-minority districts be- date to move in with his mother, in
that the party in power in state govern- cause they reduce the chances that Dem- order to maintain residency. Chaos? Just
ment that year draws district lines that ocratic candidates will win elsewhere business as usual in New York State
will be in place for the next decade. Re- in a state. government.
publicans, when they are running the Partisan redistricting is why Repub-
show, try to make it harder for Demo- licans won five of Wisconsin’s eight con- nderstanding the gerrymander
crats on every level to win, and vice versa.
And why not? It’s human nature.
gressional seats in 2020 even though Bi-
den took the state. Biden carried the
U helps us understand what Jacob
Grumbach, in “Laboratories Against
Even the census, on which appor- Fourth Congressional District, which Democracy” (Princeton), describes as a
tionment is based, is subject to partisan includes Milwaukee, by fifty-four per- country “under entrenched minority
manipulation. Was it at all surprising to centage points. Was that district packed? rule.” Grumbach is a quantitative po-
learn recently that the Trump Admin- Not necessarily. The tendency of Dem- litical scientist, and his data suggest
istration tried to interfere with the 2020 ocrats to concentrate in densely popu- that, although some state governments
census in order to reduce the popula- lated urban areas naturally tends to di- have moved to the extremes, public
tion in Democratic districts? Trump of- lute their votes statewide. But partisan opinion in those states has remained
ficials must have calculated that they redistricting helps explain why Repub- fairly stable. What explains the politi-
had little to lose. If they failed (which licans won sixty-one of ninety-nine seats cal shift, he thinks, is that all politics
they largely did, after the Supreme Court in Wisconsin’s State Assembly and ten has become national.
suggested that the Administration was of the sixteen contested seats in the State “The state level is increasingly dom-
lying about its intentions and officials Senate. Wisconsin is justifiably consid- inated by national groups who exploit
at the Census Bureau pushed back), no ered a major success story by Republi- the low-information environments of
harm, no foul. If they succeeded and can redistricting strategists. amateurish and resource-constrained
someone called them out on it, what Partisan gerrymandering is also why, legislatures, declining local news media,
was anybody going to do about it? Ad- for most of the past half century, the and identity-focused voters,” Grumbach
minister a new census? State Senate in New York was Repub- maintains. These national groups aim
The name of the game in partisan lican and the State Assembly was Dem- to freeze out the opposition, and redis-
redistricting is vote dilution. In a two- ocratic—a formula for gridlock, back- tricting is a powerful tool for that. “An-
party race, a candidate needs only fifty room dealing, and the inequitable tidemocratic interests need only to take
per cent plus one to win. Every extra distribution of resources. Seabrook ex- control of a state government for a short
vote cast for that candidate is a wasted plains that New York’s districting was period of time,” Grumbach points out,
vote, as is every vote for the loser. You solidified under a handshake agree- “to implement changes that make it
can’t literally prevent your opponents ment that gave each party control of harder for their opponents to partici-
from voting. Even the current Supreme the process for one legislative cham- pate in politics at all levels.”
Court, which has hardly been a cham- ber. The parties therefore created as Partisan redistricting often favors
pion of voting rights since John Rob- many safe districts for their candidates rural areas. Obviously, the Senate and
erts became Chief Justice, would put a as possible. Seabrook calls New York the Electoral College do this, too. One
stop to that. So wasting as many of the a “criminal oligarchy” and notes that, thumb on that scale is what is called
other party’s votes as possible is the next between 2005 and 2015, at least thirty prison gerrymandering. There are more
best thing. And, in most states, it’s per- state officials were involved in corrup- than a million incarcerated convicts in
fectly legal. The terms of art are “crack- tion cases. the land of the free. Except in Maine,
ing” and “packing.” Eight years ago, by constitutional Vermont, and D.C., none can vote. But
You crack a district when you break amendment, New York established a in many states, for purposes of congres-
up a solid voting bloc for one party and bipartisan independent redistricting sional apportionment, they are counted
THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022 67
as residents of the district in which they mon Cause, was joined with a similar and pack all you like; you just need the
are imprisoned. case from Maryland. In that one, it was right software, and the Supreme Court
Seabrook says that seventy per cent Republicans who sued, contesting a re- will look the other way.
of prisons built since 1970 are in rural districting plan that reduced the num-
areas, and that a disproportionate num- ber of G.O.P. congressional seats from here is one major exception, how-
ber of the people confined in them come
from cities. Counting those prisoners in
two or three to one. The North Caro-
lina plaintiffs won in district court.
T ever. Federal courts will strike down
a gerrymander intended to dilute the
apportionment enhances the electoral In 2019, however, the Supreme Court, votes of racial minorities. You can redis-
power of rural voters. It’s a little like what in a 5–4 decision (Ruth Bader Gins- trict by political party, in other words,
happened after Emancipation. A South- burg was still alive), vacated the lower but not by race. That is plainly barred by
ern state could now count formerly en- court’s decision and ordered that the the Fifteenth Amendment and the 1965
slaved residents as full persons, rather suits be dismissed for lack of jurisdic- Voting Rights Act. In Cooper v. Harris,
than as three-fifths of a person, and was tion. The Court’s opinion was written from 2017, the Roberts Court invalidated
reapportioned accordingly. Then it dis- by Roberts, who has been a critic of a North Carolina districting plan on the
enfranchised them. expanded voting rights since his time ground that it grouped voters to weaken
Changing the Senate would require as a special assistant to the Attorney the minority vote.
a constitutional amendment, and there General in the first Reagan Adminis- Shouldn’t this approach extend to state
is little chance of that. There is a move- tration. Roberts did not deny that the voting regulations as well? Houston has
ment under way to get states to pass laws partisan gerrymandering in North Car- a large nonwhite population (but will
requiring their Presidential electors to olina and Maryland was extreme; he likely have only one drop box); South-
vote for whoever wins the national pop- simply ruled that federal courts have ern Blacks have a tradition of voting after
ular vote, which is a way of reforming no business interfering. church services on Sundays (but may no
the Electoral College system without Roberts invoked what is known as longer be able to do so); and nonwhites
changing the Constitution. This, too, is the political-question doctrine, argu- are more likely than whites to have to
a long shot. Elected officials have no in- ing that the degree of partisanship in stand in long lines in order to vote (and
centive to change a system that keeps redistricting is a political, not a judi- thus be grateful for some water). Are
electing them. cial, matter. It admits of no judicial these new regulations really race-neutral?
solution. “Excessive partisanship in In 2021, in Brnovich v. Democratic
uppose, however, that we went over districting leads to results that rea- National Committee, the Court upheld
S the heads of elected officials and
appealed to our lifetime-tenured Su-
sonably seem unjust,” Roberts con-
ceded. “But the fact that such gerry-
a new Arizona law making it a crime
for anyone other than a postal worker,
preme Court Justices, who, wielding mandering is ‘incompatible with election official, caregiver, or family or
the power of judicial review (not men- democratic principles’ . . . does not household member to collect and deliver
tioned in the Constitution), can nul- mean that the solution lies with the an early ballot—targeting a practice com-
lify laws with the stroke of a pen and federal judiciary.” The matter was mon in minority communities.The Dem-
suffer no consequences? The Justices deemed “nonjusticiable.” ocratic National Committee sued, claim-
are not even required to recuse them- It might seem shocking that the ing that the law had a disparate impact
selves from cases in which they might Court could take cognizance of an un- on, among other groups, Native Amer-
have personal involvement. No other democratic practice and then decline ican Arizonans, many of whom live on
democracy in the world has a judicial to do anything about it. But Rucho reservations that are distant from a poll-
system like that, and for a good reason: should not have been a surprise. In ing place. The Court held that the re-
it’s not very democratic. 1986, the Court said that gerryman- striction was legal. “Mere inconvenience,”
But, precisely because they have no dering could violate the Constitution, it said, “cannot be enough” to demon-
stake in the electoral status quo, the Jus- but it has never struck down a parti- strate that a group’s voting rights have
tices might decide that gerrymandered san gerrymander. The Warren Court’s been violated.
vote dilution triggers, among other con- famous one-person-one-vote cases, Is the motive for redistricting parti-
stitutional provisions, the equal-protec- highly contentious in their day, culmi- san, or is it racial? In a nation in which
tion clause of the Fourteenth Amend- nated in Reynolds v. Sims (1964), which race is often a determinant of party iden-
ment. It seems pretty clear that your held that legislative districts for all tity, this will be a tricky needle to thread.
right to vote isn’t very “equal” if some- state offices, including State Senate Still, the Court isn’t wrong to point out
one else’s vote is worth more. seats, “must be apportioned on a pop- that there is a political solution to the
In 2016, the North Carolina Dem- ulation basis.” movement to restrict voting rights. Under
ocratic Party, the watchdog group Com- These cases made malapportionment the Constitution, although the states pre-
mon Cause, and fourteen North Car- illegal, but not gerrymandering. In fact, scribe the “Times, Places and Manner
olina voters sued the state legislators Seabrook thinks, the one-person-one- of holding Elections,” Congress “may at
who had led a partisan redistricting ef- vote rule is responsible for what he calls any time by Law make or alter such Reg-
fort designed to create ten congressio- “the Frankenstein’s monster of the mod- ulations,” and thereby make voting eas-
nal seats for Republicans and three for ern gerrymander.” As long as district ier. What do you think the chances are
Democrats. The case, Rucho v. Com- populations are equal, you can crack of that happening? 
68 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022
tub at night, Emma types into Goo-
ON TELEVISION gle, “How do I know if I should leave
my relationship?”

OFF SEASON
Why the malaise? Noah and Emma
are beautiful, and, by the looks of their
digs at Bahía del Paraíso, these millen-
“The Resort,” on Peacock. nial brats make good money. They meet
a middle-aged gay couple at the resort,
BY DOREEN ST. FÉLIX two men who are both named Ted (Mi-
chael Hitchcock and Parvesh Cheena),
who dispense a reflection: marriage is
a contract. The Teds take a vacation
every seven years as a sort of test; should
they find that the passion in their re-
lationship is gone, they will agree to
go their separate ways. Noah and Emma
are not as enlightened. An old-school
heterosexual passivity undergirds their
strained connection.
And yet their mismatch irked me
on a deeper level. I don’t think it’s much
of a spoiler to reveal that the tension
in their marriage was caused by a tragic
event. But the show is mostly inter-
ested in Emma’s grief, at the cost of
exploring Noah’s pain. Why is he not
allowed equal feeling? William Jack-
son Harper is a rom-com minor deity
who has more than once been cast as
a non-virile Black man in a relation-
ship with a white woman. (In a self-
aware bit that references racial stereo-
types in the horror genre, Noah makes
a joke about his “crazy white wife” and
how she’s leading him to a potentially
perilous fate.) Noah and Emma kiss
once, in a scene so dark we can barely
see it. The chasteness of the relation-
ship is glaring, feeding my general ex-
haustion with what should be a late-
t’s August, the dead month. Ab- the mid-aughts Angelina Jolie. Mili- summer delight.
I scondence and cocktail season. But
that Cristin Milioti! She never gets a
oti’s roles stir the word “heroine” out
of obsolescence.
It’s an exciting idea, to look at a
young marriage through an exuberant,
day off. In “The Resort,” a convoluted Every heroine needs her ball and video-gamey lens. No sarcastic indie
mystery series streaming on Peacock, chain. In “The Resort,” Milioti’s char- energy here. But too often “The Re-
her character is trapped in a tense ro- acter, Emma Reed, has come to the sort” induces a heavy feeling of déjà
mantic situation, launched to a hos- Bahía del Paraíso resort, in Mexico, vu. It’s not just that the culture clash
tile locale, and made to endure a gru- with her husband, Noah (William Jack- and the light bourgeoisie satire are rem-
elling, pseudo-religious trial—again. son Harper), to celebrate their tenth iniscent of “The White Lotus.” To be
“The Resort,” coming on the heels of wedding anniversary. As the hotel’s fair, Andy Siara, the creator of “The
“Made for Love,” a tech satire, and wisewoman concierge, Luna (Gabriela Resort,” who also wrote “Palm Springs,”
“Palm Springs,” a time-loop comedy, Cartol), muses, ten years marks the pu- started working on the script almost a
crowns Milioti the doyenne of millen- berty of marriage. Rarely, in the early decade ago; also, unlike “The White
nial science fiction. Clawing her way episodes of the series, do the Reeds Lotus,” the series spends a lot of time
across desert and slashing through jun- touch each other with anything like building out the world beyond the
gle, she is a case study of the performer ease. Noah reaches toward his wife; she hotel, and Noah and Emma are not
as stuntperson, a chattier version of instinctively flinches. Tipsy in the hot particularly destructive tourists. Emma
speaks pretty good Spanish.
The series is mostly interested in Emma’s grief, at the cost of exploring Noah’s pain. Rather, “The Resort” is a bummer
70 THE NEW YORKER, AUGUST 22, 2022 ILLUSTRATION BY GUSTAVO MAGALHÃES
because it doesn’t trust its viewers. This two become amateur detectives, hop- and his cheater girlfriend; Violet is on
is another show that puts itself under ping fences, wreaking havoc in an out- a trip with her widowed father. (As the
unnecessary stress. It’s a comedy, but door market, and fleeing from suited father, Nick Offerman is a pleasingly
it’s also a melancholic adventure tale and sunglassed men. sad presence.) Sam and Violet stray
about the mechanism of memory, and Later, while scavenging in the from the resort, using a book given to
about the loss and the regaining of op- ruins of the Oceana Vista, Noah and Violet by her late mother to find a por-
timism. The story wants to be a Bor- Emma are accosted by Baltasar Frías tal deep in the brush of the Yucatán.
gesian meditation on the fiction of lost (Luis Gerardo Méndez), a depressive (The best storytelling sequence involves
time. It dutifully incorporates the mod- glamour-puss and a former hotel em- Baltasar’s narration of his childhood
ern markers of highbrow mystery: time ployee, whose life was also upended by feud with the author of this book, Illán
jumps, opaque koans, translucent bod- the disappearance of Sam and Violet. Iberra, who is played by Luis Guz-
ies of water, a graying corpse. What’s We get his biography in a slush of flash- mán.) The young couple’s journey par-
missing is soul. back and narration: Baltasar had been allels that of Noah and Emma. The
The episodes can be genuinely hard the scion of a powerful family of tai- explorations of loss, and of “La Desi-
to follow, and too much of the dia- lors when he decided to abandon the lusión del Tiempo,” to reference Vio-
logue gestures vaguely at existential trade in an act of rebellion and go work let’s book, had the potential to be quite
contemplation, or is forced to serve at the Oceana Vista. Noah and Emma, moving. But “The Resort” has a pac-
some variant of the expository ques- being gringos, suspect that Baltasar is ing issue: it leans too hard on Alex,
tion “What happened next?” No won- evil, and that he is possibly behind Sam who sucks up all the oxygen in the mid-
der, as the plot—a cavalcade of showy and Violet’s disappearance. But Bal- dle stretch of the show. These episodes,
action—is hopelessly dense. Emma is tasar is “good,” and, even better, he is which become a dissection of his char-
riding an A.T.V. when she takes a tum- interesting—the character lifts the acter’s madness, lose a crucial balance,
ble and ends up on the ground, next to show from an arid true-crime drama one that is never restored.
a crusted-over flip phone. Its SIM card to a dense, and occasionally lush, lit- I have seen “The Resort” ’s finale,
offers her a welcome distraction from erary conundrum. and, though the reveal is underwhelm-
her unsatisfactory life. Digging through ing, its climactic sequence—“Alien”
texts and photos, she discovers that the
phone belonged to a baby-faced col-
“ T he Resort” does have a certain
sweetness to it. The series is a
by way of “Indiana Jones”—is a stroke
of old-school Hollywood symbolism.
lege kid, Sam (Skyler Gisondo), who, tribute to sleuthing—to quests—and Milioti does her tough-broad-in-
in 2007, was staying at a nearby resort a wide-eyed paean to magical realism. distress thing, and Harper is a sturdy
when he and another vacationer, Vio- A mural in the Oceana Vista wreck- support. Their relationship is saved,
let (Nina Bloomgarden), went missing. age, painted fifteen years earlier by the I guess. Elsewhere, “The Resort ”
(The show takes place in more than resort’s owner, Alex (Ben Sinclair, who achieves some canny subversions. Bal-
one time line, and the aughts sequences is also an executive producer of the tasar’s ominous-seeming family mem-
may mean that “The Resort” also qual- show and directed a few episodes), bers turn out to be just regular petty
ifies as a period piece. Quelle horreur.) seems to come alive in the Reeds’ pres- bureaucrats. And Sam and Violet play
After Sam and Violet disappeared, the ence. There are other visually striking intriguingly like true innocents, Adam
resort where they had been staying, the omens: a decapitated iguana, a four- and Eve. Their chasteness has a pur-
Oceana Vista, was destroyed in a hur- nosed yellow snake. And one’s eyes lin- pose. I liked “The Resort” best when
ricane. Emma becomes fixated on fig- ger on Baltasar’s finery. It’s he, in the it concentrated on these two, the ac-
uring out what happened to them, and present day, who helps furnish Emma’s tors who have been given space to be
Noah, having no will of his own, in- blinkered vision of Sam and Violet. We more than tools for the construction
sinuates himself into her obsession. The see Sam on vacation with his parents of a puzzle box. 

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THE FINALISTS THE WINNING CAPTION

“Look both ways before you cross the Alps.”


Linda Poindexter, Lake City, Fla.

“I will give you no quarter.” “A few more years, and all this will be ours.”
Timmy Booth, Seattle, Wash. Dustin Charles, Washington, D.C.

“If we leave now, I’ll get you a treaty.”


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October 7-9
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PUZZLES & GAMES DEPT.


15 16

THE 17 18

CROSSWORD 19 20

21 22 23 24
A challenging puzzle.
25 26 27 28

BY ANNA SHECHTMAN
29 30 31 32 33

34 35
ACROSS
1 Title holders?
36 37 38 39 40 41 42
9 “You know what, sure”
15 Remove reluctantly 43 44 45 46
16 “All that lies between the lamp-post and
the great castle of Cair Paravel,” in a 47 48 49
1950 fantasy novel
17 J.F.K. people mover 50 51 52 53 54
18 Weakens
19 The Brady Bunch, e.g. 55 56 57 58
21 Shivering fit
23 Hoot 59 60

24 Mount ___ (large active volcano on


Kyushu) 61 62

25 Center
27 Vegan substitute for gelatin
4 It might teach you perspective 40 Hall in “Coming to America”
28 Not old, in Oldenburg
5 Direct provocation 41 Mesh
29 Well enough
6 McGregor of “Doctor Sleep” 42 Certain prank-pullers, for short
31 Utter
7 Incursion 45 Bushel or peck: Abbr.
34 Mine extractions
8 “The only word in our language 48 Cunningham of modern dance
35 Palliative plant meaning behavior of wholes unpredicted 51 Word of warning
36 Approach by behavior of their parts,” per 52 “Look what a horse should have he did
39 Web platform that the feminist scholar Buckminster Fuller not lack, / Save a proud rider ___ proud
Catharine A. MacKinnon called “a pimp,” 9 Part of a team player’s mantra a back”: Shakespeare
in a Times opinion 10 Measure of purity 53 Planning
43 Itinerary abbr. 11 Sent by 54 Schedule
44 Get 12 Setting for “Kinsey” 57 “The ___ of Wu” (spiritual memoir
46 More reliable 13 Source of some ratings by RZA)
47 Certain bioengineering product, briefly 14 Soft grounder to first, say 58 Close
48 Shared something? 20 Small fraction of a mes
49 Rough figs. 21 Fire (up) Solution to the previous puzzle:
50 1990 Judith Butler work subtitled 22 1998 bio-pic starring Angelina Jolie
“Feminism and the Subversion of S N A P R U D E L A B S
26 Root vegetable that’s poisonous when N O T E E T O N A G E N T
Identity” raw
O W L S S A N G C O L O R
55 Congenital 27 Disease documented in “Tuesdays with W H A T S T H E U S E F O E
56 Like Odette, but not Prince Siegfried, in Morrie,” for short M E N S A F L U M A Z E
“Swan Lake” 30 Novelist and poet who wrote “The A R T W A Y O F F B A S E
59 Betrothed Hatred of Poetry” (2016) N E A R B E E R F L I T
60 Minimalist composer Arvo Pärt, for one 32 “Succession” family members A U R A B E A N
61 Like lemon bars vis-à-vis chocolate bars 33 Having a mid-workout snack, slangily R I C O B A R T E R E D
62 Cut a dashing figure 35 Not to mention T A L K S T R A S H E L I

36 Burrito blanket or Sudoku toilet paper, P A W S O R A E P E E S


DOWN say L I D O L I V E B R A N C H

1 Part of a rhyming quartet in the Greek 37 Country in which chess is a mandatory O C E A N P E A R N A T O

alphabet primary-school subject W H A L E O R S O E C R U


I L L S D Y E S S T A T
2 Retailer whose logo features a tree and 38 Component of some cells
mountains 39 Length of George Méliès’s “A Trip to Find more puzzles and this week’s solution at
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