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“Remember?”
“Wait, was that you? Did we do that yet?”
He raises his hands and drops the corners of his lips
in a shrug.
“well, this will have to do.”
He shakes the blade around in his left and drops his
arms, rests the tip on a papyrus.
“stolen from the secret wing of the British Museum”
He says.
He dips into a pocket and unwraps a square of paper
and holds out a feather.
“Get this ready.” he says.
He raises a finger to play with the dimple in his right
earlobe.
“Yes." He says
“Yes.”
He counts one, two, with his free hand, four.
“Okay." He says.
The thumb comes up and then he claps his hands
together. Thunder rolls.
“Red’s done the breach.” He says. “Come on.”
Rain turns the sand barren and it sucks in the light
and the water hisses loud so you have to stand close.
He shakes water from his hair with his fingertips and
points at the cubes of concrete and rock diced around
the jetty, an abandoned fishing rod shudders in the
wind, its line tangled around boulders.
The rocks feel slick with the lubrication of the wet
sand, rolling dust when your fingers slip.
He cuts a length of line from the sundered rod and
ties it in the space between two of the cubes, weighed
in place by a couple of burners from the lad at the
phone shop.
The sea crashed over sodden shoes, backs pressed
against the sides of the jetty, scratches through wet
cotton.
He smiles, water dripping from his lips.
He’d stopped on the way to scoop sand and shattered
seashells into a black bag, one of those you stuff into
your pocket when you take the dog for a walk, to sign
washed clean tree stumps and lamp posts.
He drops in three copper coins and drops it in the
boil.
“Any last words?” He says.
Sleeping knights in sunken underground bunkers
Flanked by dogs undreaming
and sleeping swords ,
They guard the ship,
Odin, Ganesh, Poseidon
One eyed one tusked trident windtalker
Daddy magpie
Open the gate
Oncle Cobra don’t be late
Papa kraken just won't wait.
“Right, yes.”
Cars slip by in the low pressure night, after the rain,
you can still feel the cold of the sea.
She shakes her head,
“You won’t." She says
“You wait." He says
A harley hair dryer two streets past, just gone
midnight, and she keeps her elbows pressed in when
she sips at her wine.
“listen to this.” She says
She leans over.
At this point in the story, something revealed itself
which would end up crucial to this whole mess, but
right now, no consequence so we continue our walk
along the spiral.
King Arthur’s true heir, gifted by lake.
“Only been there a few months, year at best." They
said.
A few pits spatter on the blade, easy enough to polish
out, you lift the rust with olive oil, and move down
the grades of paper, wet and dry, stone to silk. It
didn’t sparkle in the sun, but sometimes it shone
brightly enough. She wrapped it in a map of the world
with a stretched out kingdom of Prester John, bigger
than Massa Mussa’s. She put it under her bed next to
a couple of books, astronomy, rainforest birds. She’d
folded over page twenty three, a Papuan dancer that
wore a shirt the colour of the twelfth dynasty beetles,
faience and spanish pencils. over a little black dress
of microcarbon black.
Go right through the Higgs field,
You have the golden ticket!
Time to get the meatsuit on
And find the pastures of the flesh.
So this girl,
coming up to big school,
going to join the hockey team,
Maybe swimming club,
she goes for a dip when the dragonflies come out,
orange and black butterflies that they say have made
it into the endangered list.
It smells of wild garlic by the water’s edge,
sharp near the dock leaves and the nettles,
the battles of childhood.
lie back and make out the odd dragon in the sky
give it an afternoon,
go home with stinging cheeks,
maybe peeling if you had blue eyes,
that boy in Miss June’s class who had to stay inside in
July with his Nan.
He built a babbage engine emulator in lines of code
for his last project, before he broke it with Bach and
Escher in some sort of old gold issue.
He works for the school now,
setting sets for maths classes.
She curled her toes tight when she steps in, and holds
her fists by her chest, and she shakes it out,
Her feet don’t fit the jellies anymore,
She rushes in after a breath
The mud on the bottom and the strands of algae tickle
her feet and sometimes she sees the flash of a trout if
the sun catches right,
She got her gold swimming badge and has to wait for
her birthday for her honours, but she’s done the
kilometre, the circle badge, and when she does the
honours she’ll get a free pass for the year.
She’s got mirrored goggles for swimming club and a
cap that wrinkles her forehead, pushes her eyebrows
into a frown around the lenses that give her a purple
bandit mask after the two hour session.
Something sparkles in the water when she flicks up
her legs and breatstrokes .
She can get the rubber brick from the deep end, and
do any of the dives now from anywhere in the big
pool, a length underwater, front crawl in twenty three
seconds depending on her dive, tread water in her
pyjamas.
The light turns everything green at the bottom, and
the silt murks around her fingers when she pulls at it,
and she has to go up for breath twice while she
untangles it, pencil diving back down. She does her
special breaths at the surface, and drops down, pike
straight, hands over head and kicks when she gets a
grip, whisks with her feet, those double beaters you
used for cake mix with auntie Dawn, the ones with a
winding handle on the side.
She drags it from the water and drops it in the moss.
She runs her fingers on the specks of rust and tattered
leather, coming away from the handle, how Roman
ones look. She saw them in the museum on a school
trip, handle the same though, sort of hexagon handle.
She dries off and shakes into her tracksuit bottoms
and sweater and her playing out trainers, with the
burst air bubble on the side of the sole. She wraps it
up in her towel and cycles back with it in the straps of
her bag so it sits tight in the small of her back, and
she goes slow and stops three times to shake it back
into balance.
She goes straight upstairs.
“Hi Dad." She says.
She sits on her bed with it lay on her legs, towel wet
on the floor. She presses her finger to the edge, runs it
slow, then quick and it splits flesh.
A man screams and clutches at his cheek and falls to
another stab to the face. It smashed through his teeth,
shatters his pallette.
The sword turns aside an axe and opens up a set of
guts, and a mailed fist smashes into the side of a
helmet. It has the bar of a cross over the nose. He’d
got it that day long ago, before the cuckolding, from a
brother who fell at the first that day, hacked to death,
handsome and pretty before the queen, other men fell
before that though, and his coat had soaked heavy
with their blood and piss and shit, until an axe had
shattered a rib, and his shoulder had dropped and
blades had stung his things and his hands and his
belly and his chest.
They’d said he’d won, the man with the Christ god
helmet, even when he lay by the water, stinking of
piss and shit and his and their blood, even when his
sword hand went cold. His left looked for the
scabbard at his waist while he breathed, cut from him
in the field in the morning, stamped into the mud. The
mist had cleared and shown the slaughter and
blackbirds had sang, one for every Babylonian
betrayal, each of the columns at the temple by the
Sphinxes den.
Another knight held his hand, crouched by his feet.
He let go.
He could hear her singing from the water.
he let go.
They pulled into a paved and gravelled drive.
“Ready.” He said
“Really." She said.
They had a cup of tea in a living room with those cork
coasters, same colour as the jag, and they dunked a
couple of party rings.
“We’d wondered where it had gone, need it for the
stone scene” He said.
“Student budget?”
“Not even.”
Here we go round the prickly pair
Here we go round the prickly pair
Here we go round the prickly pair
at five o’ clock in the morning.
“Told the papers it had come from a film, or maybe
one of those orc things, reenactment kids, hobbits and
that." The man said.
He sipped at his tea and smiled.
Titania:
Those seem mere vintage leavings, jabberers, choirs
Of swallow-broods, degraders of their art,
Who get one chorus, and hide the more,
The Muses' love once gained. But O, my friend,
Search where you will, you'll never find a true
Creative genius, uttering startling things.
Oberon:
Creative? how do you mean?
Who'll dare some novel venturesome conceit,
"Air, Zeus's chamber," or "Time's foot," or this,
"'Twas not my mind that swore: my tongue
committed
A little perjury on its own account."
Oberon: Ships.
Oberon: I see,
In place of storm of war,
In place of brawn and boar slayer?
Listen to yourself,
And watch the dead of summer fall with grey iron,
And leave on midwinter’s knight
And a black and white cold hang over a throat
The knight sat down and the corner of his mouth
lifted and laughed and called for more sack and mead
and ale,
And favours he took,
Watched the Basilisk, petrified at St Peter’s Brook,
Shook away the cold in his arms, days before
kneeling,
On St Stephen’s day
He kneels,
From ice to dark and the forest past the keep still
swatched and swathed itself with green
More green.
Tourists snap pictures with their partner smiles in the
light,
In the empty portal hewn from stone,
In the dark one,
One of the two pigeons that nest there pecks at a wet
cigarette end.
Two thrones wide enough for two, pressed together
One in sun
One forgotten
They eat scorpions from a tin, the two kings,
One in the shadow with the rock pigeon,
The other jostled by passing asses
The ships in the white city,
Parade in rails, oar strokes call,
Away, away,
Strong, without pity,
Do not pray,
For gold in the mercy of their means,
Or stop the arms to bloody streams,
Staining their banners, streaming, clear.
And do not ask, to stay the silver of bearded axes,
From necks dressed in hair, flax or black,
When the burning beds of the town cry, quick
Away, away
Things change,
They move feathers and the trophies of the giant stags
the frost birthed
Or the tusks of the boar.
Even now, they evacuate the schools when the wild
pigs snuffle in the yard
Imagine.
Stop.
This man
This man goes
He goes into the dark
And the secrets takes him hard and firm
And they crack the marrow from the joints, wet,
hanging, dancing in phosphor
Betrayed by silver and knowing the steps he’d take to
the whetted axe promised from the beginning
The price they’d promised.
When they danced and screamed and cut and tore and
collected the hot liquid in the blaze of her name, they
gave the kings six chances to look at her, and six lots
of warm cunt to take her place under the furs by the
fire, as many as he called for.
Sore and slaked they took him to the mountain drunk
on the ambrosia they made from prickly pears.
Careful how your last night might go.
The man bends his neck to the stump of oak, feels the
garter tight,
It scratches at his cheek, smell of wet,
Muddy hands from a fall,
And most of all,
Most of all,
He tastes the acid in his throat,
Sweating, ready, kneeling in the hall.
He looks at the floor,
Stones and dirt from the wind, swept to eternity by
the boots before him,
Ash green, greyed by the outside and leaf mold,
The standing man’s armour creaks and clatters when
he lifts the axe from view.
Grey iron, old as the slaughter of unsuitables, a room
of princes cut from youth,
Blood after a twenty year trespass,
On the isle of stones and olives and swine.
The standing man’s boots shifted and left dark tones
on the beaten soil of the chapel,
The man kneeling, pressed into the oak, held his
breath and willed his eyes from blinking.
“Shit.” He says.
Jubilation, everybody,
Fill the halls with songs of rage,
Bow before his leaking member
Bend the knee to insect plague
The air hot and dog shit thick cries at the pressure of
the King in Rags’ jaws, waiting for the sacrifice.
The choir shuffle their defiled feet through the dust of
a thousand thousand death camps,
Rows and rows of their mechanised world,
Each numbered and smooth,
Cleared from the words that question of sooth
And make a soul.
They pinned their wings to cork long enough ago to
the question
“What do these do?
“Why bother?”
And they kneel, this chorus chained in the filth of
charnel dark.
exhale
and a line of blood as long as a minute drains from his
neck to the ground
“Stand” She says
and the axe falls, ungripped from Bertilak as the hero
stands.