My Bad Spelling and More Sexual Tension

People have written to let me know I make spelling errors in my Blogs. “Where is your
Spell Check, Juggle boy?”

I just want to point out that I have to blog on my phone. It’s tedious and grueling. At
night the blisters on my thumbs keep me awake, stareing at the ceiling and thinking of all
the things I could have written. But I soldier on cause I love you guys.

Which reminds me, have you ever tried text sex? This is something that a client of mine
told me about. He’s from Suffolk in England and apparently its all the rage with the
Suffolkers up there.

Just exchange numbers with the lass (or bloke) of your choice and begin typing about
what you would do to them. This works best when you are in polite company like in
church or at a funeral. Text:If we WR alone I WD pin U 2 the wall and smoothr UR
mouth wth ht wt XXs.’

She will text back: I WD LK 2 RP UR shirt off N PLK UR BK HAR out.

Keep it up until you both are turned to warm butter.

This can be fun for those of you who have read my ebook and are looking for more ways
to develop that sexual tension. So I’ll keep making 1st grade spelling eroors and you keep
enjoying flirty interactions.