September 15th, 2022

The Veganator

From Purple and Gold, to Blue and Yellow
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Long time basketball all-star Lebron
James has reportedly decided to quit the
game he's known and loved for, and sign
with the LA Rams! The newest wide
receiver is expected to be ready as soon
as week 3, in the match up vs the
Arizona Cardinals. Many people don't
realize this, but in high school James was
quite the threat on the gridiron. To this
day he still ranks 27th all time at St.
Vincent- St. Mary with 27 touchdowns
in one season. The only question is, does
he still have it? How will he rank up
against wide receivers like Davante
Adams, Odell Beckham, or Stefon Diggs?
Turn to page 8 for a full break down of
James' career and an insider’s look on
this seasons predictions.
By : Natalie Brown

Is this Another Break? in February of 1997 Ross and

It has been hinted that for the
last couple of weeks that
Ross and Rachel from the hit
TV show Friends may be on
another break. A source close
to Rachel said that they were
caught screaming at each
other in late August. This
isn't the first time Ross and
Rachel were on a break. Back
Rachel reportedly were on a
break. Is there trouble in
paradise once again? Has it
always been Rachel? Or is
this the end for the couple?
We shall see! Tune in for
more updates.
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Written by: Ryane
Blazzard

The Tastiest Thing on This Week's Menu; Remy beats Bobby Flay on Food Network.

Well-known aspiring chef Remy, the chef who revived the common folk dish; Ratatouille, joins Bobby Flay on Food
Network to play “Beat Bobby Flay". In the showdown, both must prepare a traditionally common meal but doctor it up
into a 5-star dinner. The commentary between these two on the show truly grasped just how professional and
HILARIOUS, these two are! In the end, Remy was able to work his magic once more and Beat Bobby Flay! Both had
such good sportsmanship and Remy made it clear that it was a privilege to work with Bobby. Remy states that he plans
on using the earnings from this victory to open his very own restaurant. He plans on naming his new kitchen:
“Everyone Can Eat” in honor of the beloved, Gusteau’s “Anyone Can Cook”! Written by: Jayana Biscardi

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Is Time Travel Real?
Breaking news, Hollywood
star BoJack Horseman is
back after he has been
missing for 6 months!
Everyone is so excited to
welcome BoJack back home,
but where has the mysterious
BoJack been? Well we have
all the information here!
After a 1 minute interview with BoJack, he has stated that he has
gone back in time and ended up at the east coast of Westeros in
Crownlands in a place called "King's Landing". He said he was
king and sat at the Iron Throne for all these months. He had to fight
in 2 wars and run the Kingdom. He said it was a good time but he is
glad to be back. Last thing he mentioned was that the time he was
gone all felt like a huge nightmare. How could BoJack travel back
in time? To such a location? We hope to get more details and
information for all you folks soon! Stay tuned and stay classy!
Written By: Michalina Wloch

90 Day Fiance star Darcey Silva has found love and you would he has never been happier.
never guess with who! The Aqua man star
mentioned he is eager to see
She was seen with now single Jason Momoa, who recently split with what the future holds and is
his longtime wife. The two were spotted in Las Vegas, NV having a excited to see where this
night on the town by going to a couple different shows on the Las adventure goes. As this is a
Vegas Strip. Stacey, Darcey's twin sister, is elated with joy that developing story, we will fill
Darcey has found love that she feels is genuine. Darcey has always you in on any more details
had a tough time, as we have previously seen through the last that surface. Written by:
seasons of 90 Day Fiancee with finding love. Jason has commented Nicole Thompson

The New Girl in town has
stirred some conflict in
The Office!
Michael Scott claims that
there is a new girl in town,
Miss Jessica Day. While
others at the office are
pleased to have Miss Day
in their group, Pam Halbert
is not... There are rumors
that Jim Halbert just can't
keep his eyes off the new
girl and neither can she!
Will this cause conflict in
the Halbert's marriage? We
sure hope not! The two
have been married for 3
years and are considered
America's sweetheart
couple. Stay tuned to see if
Jim can keep himself away This Photo by Unknown Author
from the new girl! Written is licensed under CC BY-SA-NC
by: Leyla Varela

The Bat Has Truly Been Broken

After depleting all of his wealth by putting a stop to crime in Gotham once and for all, sources say that
Batman is now bankrupt and is planning to enter a variety of game shows in order to regain his wealth all
in the hopes to keep up with his daily expenses. Rumors say that he has already won Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire, as well as Wipeout in its first episode since its cancellation. Other reports are coming out that
he has his eyes set on Jeopardy and has already beat the longest winning streak in the show's history. The
question on everybody's mind now remains on where he plans to go next. Witten by: Joseph Perez

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The Modern Divorce:

Not every love story has a happy ending. The

once happy couple, Jay and Gloria Pritchett have
decided to call it quits when Gloria found out Jay
was raising a dog with another woman! This is
the first time we have ever seen trouble in
paradise between the couple, could this be the
end? This has come to a surprise to everyone
including myself. When spotted, Jay Pritchett
was asked about the recent split up and all he
said to say was "no comment, get those cameras
out of my face!". However, an insider close to This Photo by Unknown Author is licensed under CC BY
the couple says this is not the end to the
relationship. Written by Kassandra Torres

singer. El realized her singing nosebleed at the end of her

Eleven Taking Over
Hollywood
At the end of season 4 Eleven
decided that she does not
want to spend her teenage
years fighting Demogorgon
anymore. Instead, she wanted
to do something more
fulfilling, exciting, and
impactful to save the world.
She told the media that she
had always wanted to be a
potential after spending 4 audition. On the bright side
seasons screaming on tv. We she is officially a contestant
are live outside of the on The Voice, and her coach
shooting location for The is Ariana Grande! Written by:
Voice while El is inside Y Vo
covering “Hello” by Adele. So
far none of the chairs have
turned, while El is singing
passionately away. Finally, all
four of the coaches turned
around but none of them
pressed the red button.
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coming in stating that El got a

Bart Simpson confirmed the Simpsons are indeed time travelers predicting the future, after years of
conspiracy’s Bart is ready to speak his truth. The Simpsons is the longest running sitcom in the world and
it’s no surprise that the show has survived this long, in fact no surprise to the Simpsons at all considering
they have traveled many years to see their success. The show has stayed on the air by blowing American
minds as they predicted President Donald Trump, the pandemic and many other things that have
happened in the world. Bart would not confirm the next episode that tells the future but we have a few
hints that involve a giant dome over America. What will the Simpsons predict next? Tune in for this
exclusive interview with Bart by going to ThisisBSnews.com. Written by: Gina Laque

John Cena Really Turned Invisible

Reports have it that while John Cena was shooting for his role in the new upcoming movie Peacemaker, someone
spiked his water with a secret formula that turned him invisible. Now, the whole crew is currently trying to find
him, but he keeps going around tapping people and saying, "you can't see me." Police are also on the scene
investigating what sort of formula was able to turn him invisible. Written by: Levi Luhnow

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Breaking News! passion for baking.
Sources are claiming she
Former surgeon will audition for The
Meredith Grey was Great British Bake
recently seen by fellow Off, but does she have
colleagues packing her the skills to really travel
items from the Grey so far in hopes of
This Photo by
Sloan Memorial becoming the next best Unknown
Hospital. It is rumored baker? Tune in as we Author is
that she will end her follow her journey! licensed under
CC BY-SA
career as a general Written by Bianca
surgeon and pursue her Torres

Trouble in Bikini Bottom!

SpongeBob SquarePants quits Krusty Krab after being overworked and underpaid by the
greedy Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs is willing to cheat someone for personal gain. Not only overworking
and underpaying his employees but also putting them in dangerous situations such as unsafe
working conditions. Squidward Tentacles has stated that Mr. Krabs was verbally abusive and
has almost killed him. SpongeBob has decided to live on land with Sandy and explore dry land.
Written by: Arabella Dacunos

Lightning McQueen eats people?! Radiator Springs, a popular stop along route 66
interstate highway. We here at Multiverse News
For years the question of how cars like Lightning Daily are shocked and disgusted by this news.
McQueen himself stay alive and running in the What do you think? Do you support this way of
Cars Universe. With the innovative technology life in the CU or should the Multidimensional
of traveling the multiverse we may have just police force put a stop to this tragic waste of
found the answer. It has been reported by an human lives? Written by: Christine Fulton
anonymous source that Cars like Lightning
McQueen and Mater were seen driving to a
suspicious building in preparation for his next
race. What reporters found inside that building
was shocking! Inside the building was what's
known as a "Human Mill". Hundreds of women
being forced to breed for the sole purpose of
fueling a cars life span. At the end of a cars life,
they return to this Human Mill in order to be
fitted with a new body. Sources suspect that the
cars drain the life force from these humans in
order to stay alive. This theory explains the This Photo by Unknown Author is licensed under CC BY
existence of cars like Stanly, the founder of

Golden Girls on the Move

Fantastic Female Foursome Golden Girls are packing up their Miami Florida home and moving to Manhattan. Sources say the
foursome have been hanging out with Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda at the local bars. These women have been having a
blast drinking and exchanging past relationship experiences. Our sources also say Blanche will be a guest writer for Vogue which her
and Carrie will be writing about modern and past relationship advice. Written by Gabriella Hernandez