Don’t you get it? Today is the day of THE audition.

The audition where

all my dreams could finally become a reality. I’m totally pumped. Well,
except for the fact I’m scared. But just a little. I mean just because it’s
my first major audition doesn’t mean I should worry. I mean naturally,
I’m a worry-free person. But what if I don’t make it? What if I don’t get
the part? That would be so embarrassing. I would have to change my
name. I would never be able to show my face in public. I might have to
move to a foreign land and live alone with 2 cats in an abandoned
warehouse because I can’t make a living because no one wants to hire
the girl who couldn’t land the role she had prepared for, for so long.
(Moment of realization) Ok so maybe I’m like totally petrified.