"I let out a pound of cum" no bitch you

didn't
First, how much semen does the average male produce during orgasm? From a bit of
Googling, it looks like the average is 2-5 mL, so let’s say this is a completely average man and
split it down the middle at 3.5 mL of cum per ejaculation, with adequate rest between each
session so we don’t get any dry runs.
Second, how much does semen weigh? The common consensus seems to be a density of 1.0
g/mL, so let’s use that. To get weight from density, we have to calculate mass using the figures
we already know. Density equals mass/volume (our average amount of semen), so 1.0 = m/3.5,
which converts to m = 1.03.5, which ends up as m = 3.5g, which we’ll convert into kilograms, at
0.0035kg. Easy enough. Now, we calculate the weight, which equals massgravitational
acceleration (which is a constant of 9.8 meters/second2 on the Earth’s surface). So w = 0.0035 *
9.8, therefore, our weight is 0.0343N (newtons, the SI unit for weight). Since we want a pound
of cum, let’s translate that to ounces, which is around 0.12oz, rounded.
So, we have 0.12oz of cum per average ejaculation, and our final calculation will be getting
that up to a pound. One pound is 16 ounces, so 16/0.12= 133.333333. So, an average male
would have to ejaculate about 134 times to produce one pound of cum.
So no, you can't produce a pound cum In one ejaculation.
Kill me.