History dialogues

Anastasia S.:Hello, everyone! Are you ready to listen to our favorite podcast
“History scams”? We’ll get some spicy facts about the Italian explorer and
navigator who completed four Spanish-based voyages across the Atlantic
Ocean, opening the way for the widespread European exploration and
colonization of the Americas. Christopher Columbus, tell us some grain of truth
about yourself.

Anna D: Hey there, yea, it's your dearest guest Christopher Columbus. Thanks
for inviting me

Anastasia M.: How did it feel to look for one land and find another one? Did
you feel stupid or was proud of your discovery?

Anna D.:I feel aggressive vibes in your question👁👄👁 But I'm a normal
person so I'm gonna answer your question anyway. Well! It was a great
experience for me, I felt so proud of myself. Just imagine... discovering a new
land, I'm a genius!

Anna B.:Cut the b, Columbus! All you ever give the audience are cut and dried
facts. What about all those children forced to bring you money?! Otherwise
what would happen to them?! Answer those questions!

Anna D.:Eeee, mmm, I don't know what are you talking about!!!

Vlada:Don't pretend to not know about those things. You are already stupid
enough to confuse two lands with each other!

Anna D.:Ok ok, I agree, I confused some things but I'm a decent and intelligent
human being!

Vlada: Shame on you, hosts, too! How can you be asking him about his
"unbelievable" discoveries instead of asking what was really going on?! Child
slavery, assaulting women and the list goes on endlessly!
Anna B.:This podcast was supposed to uncover awful scams of history. Instead
you and you are the scam. I demand to speak to the producer immediately! I
will be seeing all your faces in court

Anna D.:Calm down, dear, maybe you should get out and get some fresh air

Anna B.:I'll make you wheeze for it, boy 😡

Vlada: The audacity you have! Maybe we should indeed get some air together
so I could beat your ass for everything you did!

Anastasia S.: Okay, let’s dot the t’s and cross the i’s. Could you even think
about our salaries, especially the lack of them? If no, then listen to it precisely
“I’m quitting right now”.

Anastasia M.:Don't worry, after a podcast like this we will be fired anyway

Vlada: Wait! Let's just calm down for a sec. I have a more or less appropriate
question. HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST WE TALK ABOUT SMTH
ELSE?

Vlada&Anna B.:Child abuse, child slavery, assaulting women, kidnapping and

enslaving people, mass suicide

Anna D.:You're lying jerks, I'm innocent!

Anastasia M.:Having heard about all these facts, I think we shouldn’t irritate
Christopher Columbus. Maybe it’s high time to turn off the microphones

Anna D.:Great, I think it's time to leave 'cause I'm done with this shitty podcast