Sarju bolaa…..bahut dino se tere haath kaa non veg nahin khayaa…..

Rati: Are non veg to ghar main kuch nahin hain…

Ravi: Main abhii chicken le aa taa hoon…..
Sarju: Tu ghar main rehaa…abhi abhi to aayaa hai….Main le kar aa taa hoon….
Ravi: aap baitho main le kar aata hun…….
Rati: Mama ke saath main chali jaati hoon….. aur usne Alka ko kuch instruction diye aur bahar
nikal gaye……

Ghar main ab Ravi Alka the….. Alka kitchen main kaam kar rahii thee……
Ravi dheere se peeche se gayaa aur Alka ko baahon main bhar liyaa……
Alka ek-dum se chonkate hue… Hai bhiyaa main to dar hee gayiii….aur usne apnaa kitchen kaa
kaam chalu rakhaa…..
Ravi ne Alka ko peeche se sat gayaa aur dheere-dheere use sehalaane lagaa aur apne gaal uske
gaalon se sataa liye…..
Ravi: Meli Pyaali Guliaa……
Vadana:bahut pyar aa rahaa hai…..
Ravi: Main to shuru se apnii Jaanu kaa diwanaa hoon……
Alka: Accha jyadaa baatein mat banaayo…aur mujhe kaam karne do….
Sanajy: Main bhii to apnaa kaam kar raha hoon….
Alka: Are bhai kuch ulta seedhaa ho jayegaa…

wo kahan manne walaa thaa…usne.. Alka ke pet ko sehalate hue….apne haath uske mad mast choochion
par daal diye…..Laundiyaa sihar gayii……aur ander se saare sharir main sirhan daud gayii…..
Alka: Ravi pls …aise mat kar…..gudgudi hotiii hai…..
Ravi: Acha ek baat bataa…tune notice kiyaa….aaj Maa kitni kush hai…..
Alka: Kyon nahin hogi…..?
Ravi: Kyaa matlab ?
Alka: Jyaada bano mat….jaise tere ko kuch pataa hee nahin…. Hai….
Alka muskarate hue…boli…..
Ravi: Iskaa matlab…..lagtaa hai karya kram (Chudai) ho chukaa hai…..
Alka: Lagtaa to aisaa hee hai…..Maine Maa ko pehalii baar itnaa khush dekhaa…Hai…..
Ravi: Apna karya kram kab hogaa….?
Alka mud kar belan dikhate hue…. bahut naughty ho gaye…. ho…. hato nahin to maarungein…..
Ravi ne use apnii baahon main le liyaa…..aur uske gaalon ko choomne lagaa….. Alka kee choot phoot
padii….aur usmain se jal dhaaraa nikal padii jo Alka ne apni jaaghon par feel kiyaa…..
Alka: Bhiyaa pls kaam karne do…Maa Mama kabhii bhii aa jaayeingein….bahut kaam padaa hai…..
Ravi: Vo dono itni jaldii nahin aayegein…. Honey moon couple hain….
Alka : Accha jee……
Ravi: Udaas Muhan banaataa huaa…. MERA NUMBER KAB AAYEGAA…..?
Alka: accha jee ab Comedy karne lage…. bhiyaa aapko to Kapil ke show main jaanaa chaaiye….. aapse
badaa comedy king koi nahin ho saktaa…..
Ravi: Tu bhii ….Ek dum Hot Bomb hain… Sunny Leone aur Mallikaa Seharawat kee chutti ho
jaayegi…..
Alka: Kitne gande ho tum…apni behan ke baare main aise bol rahe ho….Main aapko Hot Bomb lagtii
hun…..
Ravi: Kasam se galat nahin bol rahaa….. bataa naa……MERA NUMBER KAB AAYEGAA…..?
Alka: Ayegaa- Ayegaaaaa……. Intezaaar karo…..
Ravi: Ek wo bhai behan hain…(Sarju/ Rati) aur ek hum hain….!
Alka: Kabhi unkee judaai kaa sochaa…..kitne din baad mil rahe hain….. Unkee jindagi keval sangarsh
main hee nikal gayii….. Ab jaise barson ke sookhe kee baad Maa ke jivan main sheetal barish ho rahii
hai…….
Ravi: Haan Gudiya tu sach keha rahii hai…..
Alka: Kuch sochate hue….Bhiyaa…. Hum Maa aur Mama ko har tarah se khush rakhane kee koshish
karengein…… Unhone saari zindagi sangarsh main nikal dee hai……
Ravi: Alka kee chehare ko chooomte hue…. Haan Gudiaa….Hum unkaa har tarah se khayaal
rakhegen….. Unkee khushi main hee hamarii khushii hai……
Alka: Haan ab pls mujhe kaam karne do naa……
Ravi : Haan jaataa hoon….bas keval ek baar kiss karne de….
Alka:Kitni baar karoge…… kar to liyaa…..itni baar…..
Ravi: Bas last baar…..
Alka: Mud kar uskee aur muhan kar ke ..aakhein band kar ke….Lo le lo…..
Ravi ne apne hoth- uske hoth se milaa diye…….aur use passionate smooching kiss karne lagaa…..
Hai…Kyaa diwanaa kiss thaa dono ke beech main….. Alka soch rahii thee kii wo uske gaalon ko
choomengaan….. lekin Ravi ne uske hothon ko pakad liyaa…..
Alka jaise pighalne lagi……. Ravi ne apnaa muhan khol diyaa…..aur Alka kee jeebh apne jeebh se sataa
ke choosne lagaa…..

khana kha kar Ravi aur Alka chat par tehale chale jaate hain……
Ravi ko yah pakka yakin ho jata hai ki uski didi uske bina nahi rah sakti lekin vah kuch bolti kyo
nahi hai, lagta hai
mujhe hi usse sab ugalwana padega, Alka apna sar jhukaye Ravi ke kandhe par sar rakh kar uski
bahe pakde bethi
rahti hai,
Ravi- didi tum mujhe bahut chahti ho na,
Alka- ha,
Ravi- kitna,
Alka- duniya mai sab se jyada,
Ravi- to kya tum mere bina nahi rah sakti,
Alka- ek pal bhi nahi,
Ravi- to phir didi jab tumhari shadi ho jayegi aur tum apne sasural chali jaogi to phir mere bina
vaha kaise rahogi,
Alka- mujhe nahi karna shadi vadi,
Ravi- to kya tum hamesha mere pas hi rahogi,
Alka- ha,
Ravi- lekin yah kaise posible hai,
Alka- mai nahi janti par mai tujhe chod kar kahi nahi jane wali, Ravi- kyo,
Alka- vaise hi,
Ravi- kya tum mujhse pyar karne lagi ho,
Alka uske is sawal ko sun kar ek dum chup ho jati hai, Ravi uska chehra uthakar apni aur karta
hai Alka apni najre
jhukaye rahti hai,

Ravi- didi meri taraf dekho,

Alka apni katil nigahe Ravi ki aur karti hai, us samay Alka ke chehre ko dekh kar Ravi ka dil
apni bahan ke hontho ko
chum lene ka hota hai,
Ravi -didi tum bahut khubsurat ho, aur uske rasile hontho ko chum leta hai
Alka apni najre neeche kar leti hai aur
Alka -Ravi aaj ke bad tu is tarah mujhse dur-dur to nahi rahega na,
Ravi- nahi didi mai to vaise bhi aapke bina jee nahi sakta hu,
Alka- kyo
Ravi- isliye ki mai aap se pyar karta hu, aur aapko jee bhar kar pyar karna chahta hu,
Alka- muskurate huye kis tarah ka pyar karna chahta hai,
Ravi- jaise log apni bibi se karte hai,
Alka- to kya tu mujhe apni bibi samajhta hai
Ravi- ha
Alka- muskurate huye, tu apni bahan ko bibi banayega to tujhe sharam nahi aayegi,
Ravi- mai to tumhe apni bibi banane ko taiyar hu, bas tumhari ha ka intjar hai,
Alka- mujhe apni bibi banakar phir kya karega,
Ravi- Alka ki aankho mai muskura kar dekhta hua, apne muh ko uske kan ke pas lakar, didi
tumhe apni bibi banakar
tumhe puri nangi karke chodna chahta hu,
Alka Ravi ki bat sun kar sharm se lal ho jati hai aur uth kar jane lagti hai to Ravi uska hath pakad
kar use apni aur
khichte huye use apni god mai betha leta hai,
Ravi- didi mujhe tumhara jawab chahiye,
Alka usse chut kar khadi ho jati hai aur muskura kar usse thoda dur jane lagti hai,
Ravi- jor se didi mujhe aapka jawab chahiye kab dogi,
Alka- uski aur ghum kar muskurate huye Ravi abhi mera mood nahi hai tere sawalo ka jawab
dene ka,
Ravi- to phir tumhara mood kab hoga,
Alka- Ravi chal uth hum chalte-chalte bat karte hai bahut der ho rahi hai,