I.N.C.

TEMPORARY LANISTA LICENSE APPLICATION

(You should recieve your official identification card in the mail in 4-6 turds)

Full Name
INFLUENCE Species
DECEPTION Dimension
COMMAND PROMINENCE
LEVEL WINS LOSSES
LANISTA SKILLS

REP
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BRIBES & FEES
HELOT INVENTORY Barge Beautification
Committee
Name Reputation Fame
Spleen Team
Restocking Fees
Biomatter
Disposal Fees
Barge Captains’
Union Bribes
INC Executive Bribes
Would you like to make a
donation to Guns for Tots today? If the proper bribes have not
Donations are completely voluntary. So, it is perfectly acceptable for you to do nothing and sit been made upon reaching the
atop your throne of privilege while less fortunate youngsters live meaningless existences registration desk you will be
never knowing the joy that taking a life brings. You selfish prick.
turned away and lose your
place in line
Yes No, I am a fucking asshole
E R E D AS A
DO NOT FILL OUT FOR OFFICIAL OFFICE USE ONLY REGISST C LANISTANO
Is the applicant of an unwanted species? yes no CLAS ERSHIP
OR OW
OF
N
LOTS
Does the applicant look like a sucker? yes no GOOD F N T H REE HE
H A
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REMINDER: ALL EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS AFTER HADLING APPLICATIONS