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away in a tower,
[horse whinnies]
[crows caw]
What?
- Princess... Fiona?
- No!
[sighs relief] Oh, thank heavens.
Where is she?
So she said
I don't know
Well, maybe I'm in love
Think about it
and face me
But I don't know nothing
'bout love
- [screams]
Shimmering love
Hyah!
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally
I'm in love
I'm in love
- [distant singing]
- [giggling]
[Donkey sings]
- Two can be as bad as one...
- Donkey?
[chuckles]
Get your...
I don't know.
to be together.
Alone.
Say no more.
- Donkey!
- Yes, roomie?
You're bothering me.
He'll be fine.
[giggles] Oh.
I think I remember.
- Donkey!
- [Fiona yelps]
[fanfare]
Enough, Reggie.
[clears throat] "Dearest Princess Fiona.
uh..."Prince Charming.
- Prince Charming?
- [both] What?
a bit surprised.
Yeah, right.
Stop it.
To do what?
Oh, great.
You did!
[exasperated sigh]
Come on!
[all cheer]
- [glass breaks]
[sighs]
[ Chic: Le Freak]
Rawhide!
Yee-haw!
- [Shrek] No.
- [Donkey] Are we there yet?
- [Fiona] No.
- [Shrek] No!
- [Shrek] Yes.
- Really?
- No!
- [Fiona] No!
- Are we there yet?
- [Shrek mimics]
- [Shrek mimics]
- [Shrek mimics]
- Your loss!
- [Shrek mimics]
- I'm gonna just stop talking.
- Finally!
Far, far...
[softly] away!
to entertain yourself.
[sighs]
[deep sigh]
[clicks tongue]
[popping]
- [popping]
- [exasperated sigh]
- [popping]
- [shrieks]
- [chuckles] Yes!
- Oh, finally!
[fanfare]
Hey, good-looking!
[whistle] Halt!
Well, I talk about it, talk about it,
Movie stars!
[cheering]
[applause]
[fanfare]
- This is it.
- This is it.
This is it.
[fanfare]
[fanfare and cheering stop]
[gasps]
[tweeting]
[baby wails]
[chuckles] So...
Of course! Look.
- They're my parents.
- I really...
- Really...
Here!
Mom... Dad...
I'd like you to meet my husband...
Shrek.
Well, um...
[chuckles nervously]
[gulps]
[belches]
- Excuse me.
[both giggle]
I guess not.
Waiter!
Oh, boy.
[slurps]
- Um, Shrek?
- Yeah?
Oh, sorry!
Mmm!
- Oh, yes!
abundant in squirrels
[laughing] What?
I know you ain't
- [splutters]
- [chokes]
- Harold!
- What's that supposed to mean?
- My type?
- Dinner is served!
Bon appetit!
My favorite.
Ogres, yes!
Right, Harold?
- Shrek, please!
or dragon-guarded castle.
- Shrek!
- Fiona!
- Fiona!
- Mom!
- Harold...
Donkey!
[glissando]
[both gasp]
Oh, my dear.
- Shush, shush.
A high-priced dress
furniture friends
Stop!
[chuckles] Look...
Fairy Godmother,
- [knocking]
[dog barks]
Oh! You got a puppy?
Oh, uh...
[giggles]
- What?
happiness...
- What?
Daddy's blessing,
You're unbelievable!
- Like an ogre!
I am an ogre!
- [yelps]
- [roars]
"I'm an ogre!"
[sniffling]
is totally predictable.
we were young?
We used to walk
- [gasps]
- What happened?
- Nothing, dear!
playing up a bit!
[chuckles]
We need to talk.
Actually, Fairy Godmother,
off to bed.
Oh, hello.
Ha-ha-ha!
Prince Charming?
Is that you? My gosh!
scorching desert...
is already married.
It wasn't my fault.
Harold.
My diet is ruined!
- Curly fries?
- Yes.
[whinnies]
Oh...
I like my town
[barman belches]
Do I know you?
[crowd gasp]
[knock on door]
Hello?
[chimes]
Everyone says
Everyone says
Everyone says
Everyone says
[plays tune]
Dear Diary...
Sleeping Beauty is having
from my tower
[knock on door]
a scary book.
- Okay...
[sighs]
Shall we say,
We're lost.
"Head to the
I know! I know.
[purring]
[purring]
Ha-ha!
[hisses]
- [screaming]
- Whoa!
No!
- Get it off!
Shrek! Hold still!
- Did I miss?
Puss... in Boots!
Ah-ha-ha!
[coughs]
[wheezes]
[retches]
[coughs]
- [chuckles] Hairball.
I implore you!
[screams]
Gee, thanks.
"Happiness."
"A tear drop away."
Aaaahhh!
Oh...
- Shrek!
Honestly.
- Say what?
[purrs]
Ahh!
Listen. He's purring!
[giggles] Shrek!
[barks]
[barks]
Shrek?
Fine. Fine.
[sighs]
Honestly, Lillian,
I don't think it matters.
even be a ball?
Mom. Dad.
I haven't.
Mmm! Exquisite.
Your Majesty.
[both whisper]
No, really?
[both laugh]
[Shrek] Shh...
Oh...
[hooter blasts]
[Puss in Boots
Jerome!
Right away.
The union?
degraded or oppressed?
Uh... a little.
a look around.
- Stop it.
[explosion]
A drop of desire.
[giggles] Naughty!
A pinch of passion.
[laughs]
lust!
[laughs]
- [gasps]
Oh-ho-ho!
Ah. P, P, P...
Princess. Cinderella.
Here we are.
A handsome prince.
Oh, no ogres.
Thumbelina? No.
Oh! Sorry.
Miss Godmother.
Just... go.
[whistles tune]
eh, Mac?
a basket of roses.
No problema, boss.
of Santiago de Compostela.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Keep watch?
- Uh-uh.
- Hex Lax?
Sorry. No handsome.
[gasps] Donkey!
Hurry!
Come on!
With someone
- Mother!
- Charming. Sweetheart.
Mama's working.
What?
Oh...
Maximum strength.
"Happiness, comfort
I'll do it.
- Shrek?
- I know.
- I know.
- I know!
- I know!
[gurgling]
[farts]
[thunder rumbles]
I'm melting!
I'm melting!
[hisses]
You'll see...
Tomorrow
[yawns]
Bet my bottom?
Donkey?
- D-Donkey?
[groans]
Dad...
That's my girl.
[Both] Fiona!
[Shrek groans]
[Shrek shouts]
Thanks.
Uhh!
Aahh!
Oh...
I'm... I'm...
- Gorgeous!
- I'll say.
- Um... Shrek.
- You're tense.
Get in line.
Get in line.
- A stallion, baby!
I can whinny.
[whinnies]
I can count.
Look at me, Shrek!
I'm trotting!
Pah!
What?
Midnight?
[all] Oh...
...cantankerous, foul,
annoying donkey.
- Yeah.
- [sighs]
Well...
- [all gasp]
- Ready?
- Ready!
- [Donkey screams]
- Driver, stop!
Is there anything
- Not bad.
[both laugh]
Father?
Unless, of course,
- [whinnies]
Ch-Ch-Changes
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
Ch-Ch-Changes
a different man
Time may change me
Halt!
- [screams]
- Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
- Shrek?
- Ch-Ch-Changes
Fiona?
Hello, handsome.
Shrek!
- Princess!
- Donkey?
And well...
Shrek?
[purrs]
Shrek?
Fiona! Fiona!
Fiona?
Shrek?
Aye, Fiona. It is me.
Fiona?
- Charming?
you'd approve.
- Um... Who are you?
at a first impression,
Fiona!
- Fiona!
[sighs deeply]
Oh, sweetheart.
She's a princess,
But...
I love her.
Shrek?
Señor.
Prince Charming.
that good-looking?
He's gorgeous!
He has a face that looks like
- You know...
Look, guys.
Aye.
I mean,
- [both] What?
I beg to differ.
just as easily.
- Good boy.
He's hopeless.
[Donkey] Mother?
Um... Mary! A talking horse!
The ogre!
Stop them!
And, oh my,
- [screaming]
Who is this?
- Tonight on "Knights"...
Police brutality!
- We warned you!
- Ow! Ow!
[shrieks]
- Catnip!
I'm a donkey!
[knock on door]
Darling?
Change?
He's completely lost his mind!
Let me go!
to remain silent!
You have the right to remain silent.
go totally mad.
Shrek? Donkey?
Too late.
Gingy! Pinocchio!
Fire in ze hole!
[explosion, rumbling]
- Are you?
- I am not!
- What kind?
- It's a thong!
- Are not.
- Are too!
- Are not!
- Are too!
Ow!
- Excuse me?
- What? Puss!
do this to Fiona.
It's impossible!
- What?
Well, sure!
[evil chuckle]
[rattling]
[gasping]
To the castle!
Come on!
[all shout]
at the castle!
[applause, cheering]
Want to taste?
[piano plays]
[applause, cheering]
I'd like to dedicate this song to...
Fiona, my Princess.
Fiona, my dearest,
I need a hero
Aim! Fire!
- Brace yourselves!
- Ooh! Purty!
[groaning]
Not the gumdrop button!
[enraged howling]
Incoming!
In my wildest fantasy
- Watch out!
Shrek!
Heave! Ho!
[Mongo groans]
[cheering]
Look out!
- Be good.
- [weeping bitterly]
Let me go!
Donkey!
Puss!
[all] Aww...
[growling] On guard!
He's gotta be strong
- I need a hero
- Stop!
[Donkey whinnies]
- Shrek?
Whah!
Catch!
Donkey!
Oh!
Oh!
- Ha!
- Ah.
That's mine!
No!
- Hi-ya!
- [crowd gasp]
- Fiona.
- Shrek.
- [Charming] Mommy!
- Mommy?
[screams]
Woo!
Ha!
[breathes deeply]
[sobbing]
- Is he...?
- Yup.
[croaking]
He croaked.
Harold?
Dad?
- Donkey!
I'm sorry.
To both of you.
Shrek, Fiona...
and my blessing?
Harold?
[ribbits]
[clock chimes]
[clock chimes]
Midnight!
Fiona. Is this what you want?
- What?
You'd do that?
- For me?
- Yes.
Whatever happens,
[sobbing]
[clock chimes]
Whoa!
No. No, no.
Aaah! Ow.
Oh, no.
[sighs]
Oh. I remember.
[giggling]
[applause]
to be having a fiesta?
- I feel a premonition
Here we go!
Hey gorgeous!
[Puss in Boots]
All by myself
All by myself
Don't wanna be
Thanks, compadre.
[shrieking]
Hey, baby!
Hey, that's my girl!
- [cries]
I should've stayed.
- [cooing]
- [gasping]
- Papa!
- [screaming]
- [cooing, squealing]
- [chuckling]