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ccepts you as you are.

elieves in you.
alls you just to say "hi."
oesn't give up on you.
nvisions the whole of you.
orgives your mistakes.
ives unconditionally.
elps you.
nvites you over.
ust likes being with you.
eeps you close at heart.
oves you for who you are.
akes a difference in your life.
ever judges you.
ffers support.
icks you up.
uiets your fears.
aises your spirits.
ays nice things about you.
ells you the truth when you need to hear it.
nderstands you.
alues you.
alks beside you.
-plains things you don't understand.
ells when you won't listen.
aps you back to reality.

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SMOKE alteast 10 times every day......
hey wait SMOKE means....
S - Scrap
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool Message
E - Everyday
so Plz kindly SMOKE.
Request: Try 2 b a chain smoker..........
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Lovable
Lovable
Lovable
Lovable
Lovable
Lovable

number "143",
symbol "Rose",
place "Taj Mahal",
day "14 Feb",
organ "Heart",
friends "U"....

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Wat will I do if god gives me 24 hrs before death?
I will be with u 23 hrs.
now u r thinking wat abt d last hr,
in tht hour i will search someone 2 care 4 U....
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My maths teacher told me 1'hour=60 mins.

& 1'min=60'secs.
but she never told me that
1'sec.without a FRIEND like U is equal to 100'years..
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Birth is "START OF LIFE",
Beauty is "ART OF LIFE",
Love is "PART OF LIFE",
Death is "LAST OF LIFE", BUT,
Friendship is the "HEART OF LIFE"..
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Dictonary is the only place where death comes before life,
divorce comes before marriage,
and success comes before work.
but friend comes before relatives!!!!
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Lips do not join when,we say love..
sign of distance, >>>>
but when we say FRIENDSHIP,lips join..
sign of togeterness ..so be my friend 4ever!!!
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I never found my star in the night,
Leaving my dreams far from my sight,
U came along & i saw the light,
U be my Friend Forever!
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Email id's of cricketers
1.LAXMAN:
available@home-only.com
2.GANGULY:
nowdays@no_use.com
3.KUMBLE:
only@test_match.com
4.SACHIN:
admitted@hospital.com
5.KAIF:
good@for_nothing.com
6.SEHWAG:

consistently@out_of_form.com
7.DRAVID:
stick@crease_like_fevicol.com
8.PATHAN:
takewickets@only_with_keyna.com
9. GREG CHAPPELL
only_experiment@noresult.com
10. Munaf Patel
only_line&length@nospeed.com

11.Harbhajan Singh
no_spinpitch@nowicket.com
12. Suresh Raina
why_i_am_there@god_knows.com
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What is B.E?
8 semesters are there
80GB syllabus
80MB we study
80KB we remember
80 Bytes we answer
BINARY marks we get
The Degree finally we get is B.E.
That is Brain Empty (B.E)
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Universal law:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First law:
A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.

Second law:
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the
direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance.

Third law:
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals
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Marrige and Mobile NetworksLife before marriage is AIRTEL
" u can express ur self ".
During honeymoon is RELIANCE" Always get in Touch ".
After Honeymoon is HUTCH
" Wherever u go ur wife network follows".
After one year Life is IDEA
" ur wife can change ur life ".
After 10 years Life is BSNL
" Subscriber is not reachable "?????????
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The day I met you
I found a friend And a friendship that
I pray will never end.
Your smile - so sweet
And so bright Kept me going
When day was as dark as night.
This friendship we share
Is so precious to me,
I hope it grows and flourishes
And lasts unto infinity.
You are so extra-special to me
And so this to you I really must tell:
You are my one true friend
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friendship tree Just For U
._______________* Joy
_______________** Love
______________**** Hope
_____________****** Faith
____________******** Peace
___________********** Health
__________************ Sucess
_________************** Friendship
________**************** Prosperity
_______******************_______
_______________|__|______________
_______________|__|______________
_______________|__|______________
this sweet words for a sweet friend
+++++++++(` . ) (` . )++++++++++
++++++++++` .(` . ).. +++++++++++
+++++++++++++` .. ++++++++++++
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.
years may fly, tears may dry,
but my friendship with u will never die
+++++++++(` . ) (` . )++++++++++
++++++++++` .(` . ).. +++++++++++
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Life is strange...
SHOE v wear r sold in AC showrooms,
VEGETABLES v eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths,

n PIZZA reaches fastr than AMBULANCE.

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Excellent Positive Statement"Im not totally useless,I can stil b used as example of uselessness!"
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Dats Attitude!
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"L I V E 2 G E T H E R"
Wat did u read?
Liv 2gethr
r
Liv 2 Gathr
r
Liv 2 Get Her.
Jus a cute way 2 say
'LIFE' is how u luk at
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Funda of Life
Dont ever try to convince Urself tat any work is imposble
Bcoz da word imposble itself says...
I'M possible!
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Best words:
Dont complain abt othrs,change urself if u want peace.
Its easier 2 protect ur feet vth slippers tan cover earth vth carpet.
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One can count num of seeds in apple.
but,
1 cant count number of apples in seed...!
FUTURE is unseen.Alwys HOPE 4 BEST.
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Life starts INTENSE,
But Ends vth SILENSE.
Love starts vth FEAR,
But ends vth TEARS.
n Frenship starts HOWEVR,
Vl alwys Remain 4EVR
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'I Trust U' is bettr compliment than 'I Love u' cos u may not alwys trust person
u love but
u can always love person u trust.
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Positve pics com out 4rm negatves developd in darkroom.
So if u 5nd urself lonly n in dark,undrstand tatLife is workng on beauti pic 4 u
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Poster Showng
Fish Caught On
Hook vth
Caption Read:
"Evn Fish Wud
Hav Stayd Out Of
Trouble If It Had Kept
Its Mouth Shut"
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GOD has given us
"REAL EYES" 2
"REALISE" the
"REAL LIES"
Think Twice n Act Wise.
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The single finger wich wipes out tears during our failure is much better than 1
0 fingers which
coms together to clap for our victory..
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NOT al fingers r of same LENGTH,
but
wen they r BENT,al stand in EQUAL length.
LIFE bcoms easy
wen v BEND n ADJUST 2 Certain situations.
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"The greatest advantage of speaking truth is that you don't have to remember wha
t you said".
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Knowing is not enough;
we must apply.
Willing is not enough;
we must do.
Just do the best in exams
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V spend our days waitng 4 da ideal path 2 appear in front of us.But wat we 4get
is tat,
paths r made by walkng,not by Waiting.
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Friendship is a network that needs, No recharge No roaming No validity No activa

tion No signal problems Just don't switch off ur heart.
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We may never meet often but i will always remain your S.P.A.C.E S-special P-peop
le A-around u C-caring E-endlessly
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Sacrifice is greater than Love, Character is greater than Beauty; Humanity is gr
eater than Wealth, But nothing is greater than Friendship

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Dear O Dear, You are not Near, But I can Hear, Don't Get Fear, Your memories Her
e, Live with Cheer, No more Tear!...
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24 sweet hours make 1 sweet day! 7 sweet days make 1 sweet week! 4 sweet weeks m
ake 1 sweet month! But 1 sweet friend like 'U' Make me happy
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Life is 5 star Mother is top star Father is king star Teacher is Ultimate star L
over is action star But A friend is the "REAL STAR"
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Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain, othe
rwise I may lose a sweet friend like u.
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FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE.. Take 1st letr 4rm each word of abov said stat
ement n then u vl get tat unique word... . . FRIEND
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Flower remembers bees, Fish remembers Water, Tree remembers Rain, At tdis moment
I remember u! 2 say happy friendship day 2 U!
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Voda(F)one Unino(R) A(I)rtel Id(E)A Virgi(N) In(D)icom Even Networks cant stay w
ithout FRIEND..... HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
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My fren u Hard as nokia'' Slim as samsung" Shiny as LG Smart as motorolla" Voice

as sony ericson n untrustd as "china Mob"
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