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Editor’s letter
It was the $4.4 million ransom that was the breaking point So let’s get back to that ransom. The operators of the Colonial
for me. The many proponents of Bitcoin have been telling us Pipeline had no choice but to pay it to get gasoline moving
endlessly for years that digital currencies are going to change through the Southeast again. Of course there will be more such
everyone’s lives. Well, they were right. Thanks to the magic of demands—and bigger ones. If you can get $4 million, why not
Bitcoin, a group of hackers based in Eastern Europe can hijack $20 million? Digital currency is the prerequisite for this grow-
oil pipelines in the U.S., create lines for gas at stations from ing business. Bitcoin boosters, including much of Silicon Valley,
North Carolina to Florida, and then walk off with millions that wanted a way to move large sums of money without government
can’t be traced. For people who don’t regularly read the financial interference. We got that, and it hasn’t worked out. As in other
pages, this is an appropriate introduction to digital currencies— areas, the absence of government just returns us to the state of
or “crypto,” as the initiates like to refer to Bitcoin and its imita- nature—not a kind place. Governments themselves are becom-
tors. Created with utopian dreams of a medium of exchange un- ing wise to this, exposing Bitcoin to risks of a sudden crackdown.
burdened by government, Bitcoin has delivered in full: a currency Just how long this story goes on is anyone’s guess; last week Bit-
optimized for criminal transactions, a vast regulation-free waste coin plummeted in a frantic one-day sell-off, then just as myste-
of energy and computing power (see Technology, p.20), a windfall riously recovered. But we’ve seen enough now to know the plot,
for speculators. And for the rest of us—in the words of Bitcoin- which follows so many science-fiction movies: a Mark Gimein
dabbler Elon Musk—“a hustle.” utopian beginning gives way to a dystopian end. Managing editor
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4 NEWS The main stories...
Israel’s campaign to degrade Hamas’ military
What happened But as demonstrated by weekend
Amid growing international calls bombings that killed 42 residents of
for a cease-fire, Israel continued an a collapsed apartment building and
offensive in Gaza this week to eradi- destroyed offices for the Associated
cate Hamas leadership and military Press and other news organizations,
capabilities, in response to a sus- Israel “is pushing the boundaries of
tained barrage of more than 4,000 legitimate military targeting.” With
rockets fired at Israeli towns. “The even some pro-Israel U.S. lawmakers
shooting must stop,” said French expressing concern, “the collateral
President Emmanuel Macron, who political and diplomatic damage to
drafted a cease-fire resolution for the Israel is steadily growing.”
United Nations Security Council. By
midweek, the airstrikes had killed What the columnists said
more than 225 Palestinians, includ- The usual arguments about aggres-
ing at least 64 children, displaced Israel’s Iron Dome missiles (right) rising to block Hamas rockets sion and reprisal miss the point,
more than 58,000, and destroyed said Shadi Hamid in TheAtlantic
hundreds of buildings. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu .com. This latest conflict began in East Jerusalem, when Israel
tweeted that the attacks would “continue as long as necessary to tried to evict Palestinian families and then sent police to raid the
restore calm to the citizens of Israel.” Hamas-fired rockets that Al-Aqsa Mosque. Israel’s defenders fail to acknowledge the “wildly
slipped past Israel’s Iron Dome defense shield have killed at least unequal” power imbalance “in which Israel is the aggressor and
a dozen Israeli citizens, including two children. In response, Israel Palestinians are the aggressed.” That imbalance provokes humili-
said, it had destroyed 60 miles of underground tunnels, struck 80 ated Palestinians to lash out over and over again, and gives Israel
rocket launchers, and killed at least 130 Hamas militants. no incentive whatsoever to seek peace.
The White House said that President Biden told Netanyahu he If you’re rooting for a Palestinian state, “you must also want
“expected a significant de-escalation today on the path to a cease- Hamas to be humiliated and defeated,” said Bret Stephens in The
fire.” But Netanyahu declined. That prompted some Democrats to New York Times. The sole objective of this terrorist organiza-
call on Biden to take a tougher stance. “The president needs to tell tion has been to turn a “potentially negotiable” conflict into a
Netanyahu to stop,” said Rep. Ro Khanna (D-Calif.), and Rep. Il- “zero-sum holy war.” There’s no moral equivalent between Israel’s
han Omar of Minnesota said Biden should block a $735 million inadvertent killing of Palestinians and Hamas’ deliberate attacks
weapons sale to Israel. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell on Israeli citizens—or its strategy of housing arsenals amid civil-
accused critics of Israel of engaging in “false equivalence between ian populations so it can “reap the propaganda benefits” when
terrorist aggressors and a responsible state defending itself.” The Palestinian children are killed by defensive strikes. Hamas “must
U.S. must “stand foursquare behind our ally,” he said. be routed.”
The Israeli bombardment created a growing humanitarian crisis As the bloody fighting continues, Biden faces a war within his own
in Gaza, where power lines were damaged, hospitals and schools party, said Ryan Lizza in Politico.com. While he’s moved to the left on
were taken out of commission, fuel and water were in short supply, issues from climate to racial justice, “on Israel he’s a throwback”—
and a devastated sewer system flooded streets with wastewater. and he’s facing a rebellion from “a vocal Left that’s deeply disenchanted
“We are tired,” said Haya Abdelal, 21, with the Jewish state.” The ground is
after the building next to her home was What next? shifting, with progressive Democratic
destroyed. “We need a truce. We can’t Biden’s call for a cease-fire will have no ef- lawmakers openly criticizing Israel and
bear it anymore.” fect, because “Washington has less leverage polls showing Democratic voters now
than ever,” said Walter Russell Mead in The “equally sympathetic toward both
What the editorials said Wall Street Journal. “Everyone in the region” sides” of the conflict.
“The narrative is following a familiar is aware that the U.S.’s chief goal is to “reduce
script,” said The Wall Street Journal. America’s Middle East footprint.” Few Israelis Hopes for ending the “vicious cycle”
Hamas fires rockets at Israeli civilians, fear that Biden will disrupt the status quo, and of violence are dimmer than ever, said
and Israel strikes back at the source of “even fewer Palestinians believe that the U.S. can David Ignatius in The Washington
the weaponry. Then “Hamas plays up or will force Israel to make the concessions on Post. In the past, America would have
the civilian casualties, and the world Jerusalem and settlements they demand.” The urged recommitment to a “peace
leans on Israel to stop defending itself.” current violence “will burn itself out,” but with process,” but no such process exists. In
As the fighting continues, “let’s hope this support for a two-state solution all but dead, this Israel, the “political fabric has frayed
isn’t the trap the Biden administration “Hundred Years’ War” looks nowhere “close to during recent years of electoral impasse
falls into.” Israel has “an obligation to an end.” The Democratic divide over Israel “is and interim government.” On the Pal-
its own people to degrade the threat” going to be a problem” for Biden, said Henry estinian side, the “mess is even worse,”
with a sustained assault. Olsen in The Washington Post. Biden special- with power flowing away from the
izes in finding middle ground, but there is none “corrupt and feeble” Palestinian
It’s time for Israel “to call a halt,” said between pro-Palestinian Democrats and an Israel Authority toward the militant Hamas.
The Washington Post. Yes, its targeted that’s “shifted dramatically to the right.” In com- The only way out is through bold,
bombing “is not morally or legally ing years, that tension will only grow. honest, and courageous leadership—
Getty
ists flocking to fill up their tanks, raising a conservative firebrand and staunch ally the shooting was “a slap
prices across the Southeast and taking the of former President Donald Trump, has in the face to Andrew’s
nationwide average gas price to $3.05 a denied he ever paid for sex, or had sexual family...and to rational
gallon, a seven-year high. contact with a minor. people everywhere.” Brown
Dublin
Hackers target health care: Ireland’s national health-care
service had to shut down all of its computers this week after a
ransomware attack crippled the organization’s IT system. Thousands
of doctor appointments, cancer treatments, and surgeries had to be
canceled because records couldn’t be accessed, and authorities said
it could be weeks before service returns to normal. Hospital phones
were down, as was the payroll system for health-care workers, and
patients were told not to come in except for life-threatening emergen-
cies. Conti, a Russian-speaking hacker group, threatened to release
private health data if the government didn’t fork over $20 million.
“The government will not be paying any money,” said Justice
Minister Heather Humphreys. “We will not be blackmailed.”
Reynosa, Mexico
Deportees at risk: Thousands of Central American
migrants deported to Mexico by the Biden administra-
tion are stranded in makeshift tent camps in violent bor-
der cities, making them easy prey for human traffickers
and other criminals. In April alone, the U.S. carried out
nearly 112,000 expulsions. Many deportees end up in
towns like Reynosa, which the State Department warns Inside a makeshift camp
Americans to stay away from because of “murder, armed robbery,
carjacking, kidnapping, forced disappearances, extortion, and sexual
assault.” A Salvadoran migrant identified only as Maribel told NBC
News that she was kidnapped with her son in Reynosa and locked
up in a house with 90 other Central Americans. She was only freed
after her family paid a ransom of $3,000. Because the U.S. is not
expelling unaccompanied children, and conditions are so bad
in the camps, some deported parents have begun sending their
kids across the border alone to claim asylum.
the islands was nearby and saw the arch collapse. The tour opera- elsewhere in the world, and doctors are not sure why. An esti-
tor called the sight a “once-in-a-lifetime event” and said that mated 2,200 Brazilian children ages 5 and under have so far died
local environmentalists have already renamed the two remaining of Covid, including more than 1,600 babies under a year old.
rock towers the Pillars of Evolution. In the U.S.—which has a larger population and has suffered a
Meanwhile, actor Leonardo DiCaprio higher overall number of Covid fatalities—139 children ages 4 and
has announced a $43 million pledge to under have died of the disease. “We are seeing a huge impact on
“rewild” the Galápagos Islands, breed- children,” said epidemiologist Fatima Marinho. Scientists note that
ing and releasing rare species that once the Brazilian variant of the virus is more severe in pregnant women,
were found there but are now locally and some are giving birth to premature babies infected with Covid.
extinct. They include the Floreana Brazilian kids are also likely dying in higher numbers because
mockingbird—the first mockingbird the country’s health-care system is completely overwhelmed, and
Now the ‘Pillars of Evolution’ described by biologist Charles Darwin. because many impoverished children can’t get to a hospital at all.
THE WEEK May 28, 2021
The world at a glance ... NEWS 9
Ceuta, Spain Beijing
Migrants land en masse: Spain was scram- Mission to Mars: China has successfully landed
bling to secure its borders this week after a rover on Mars, a feat that only the U.S. had
some 8,000 migrants poured into the previously accomplished. The Zhurong rover
tiny Spanish enclave of Ceuta, a chunk touched down in a huge basin in the Red Planet’s
of land jutting out from Morocco into northern hemisphere last week, unfurled its solar
the Mediterranean. Most of the arrivals panels, and began transmitting images back to
Swimming to Ceuta entered the territory by swimming around Earth. President Xi Jinping congratulated the
border fences that extend into the sea, while some used inflatable Chinese space team for its achievement, saying,
rafts to reach Ceuta’s beaches. Spanish forces quickly deported at “Thanks to your courage in face of challenges and Zhurong’s selfie
least half of the migrants, but authorities were angered by footage pursuit of excellence, China is now among the leading countries in
that showed Moroccan border guards doing nothing to hold back planetary exploration.” Zhurong, about the same size as a small
the crowds. Some analysts suspect that Morocco allowed the exo- car, resembles Spirit, one of NASA’s Martian rovers from the early
dus because it was upset that Madrid permitted Brahim Ghali, the 2000s. It will operate for 90 Martian days—the latest U.S. rover,
leader of Western Sahara’s separatist Polisario Front, to be treated Perseverance, is on a 668-day mission—analyzing the chemistry of
at a Spanish hospital last month. Ceuta, population 80,000, rocks and using its radar to hunt for subsurface ice.
has been ruled by Spain since the 17th century. Tokyo
Scrap the Olympics: With Covid cases spiking more than 500 per-
cent in Japan since March, doctors there are demanding the cancel-
lation of this summer’s Tokyo Olympics. Japan is now registering
some 6,000 new infections a day, and hospitals “dealing with
Covid-19 have their hands full and have almost no spare
capacity,” said the Tokyo Medical Practitioners Association.
Fewer than 4 percent of Japanese have received at least one
vaccine dose, and health experts fear that the arrival of inter-
national visitors for the Games—which will run from July 23
to Aug. 8—will cause an explosion of Covid cases. Some
60 percent of Japanese support a cancellation, but Prime
Minister Yoshihide Suga insists that the Olympics will go on
as scheduled. No spectators will be allowed, and all athletes
Not a fan and coaches will remain confined to the Olympic Village.
Taipei
New outbreak: Thanks to its quick adoption of lockdowns
and mask mandates, Taiwan has been largely Covid-free
for the past year. But the island nation is now battling a
growing outbreak, a result of authorities drastically short-
ening the quarantine time for airline crews. Taiwan had
forced all crew members and international travelers to iso-
late in hotels for 14 days upon arrival. But cargo compa-
nies complained that they couldn’t operate on that sched-
ule, so last month Taiwan cut the quarantine to three days.
Some crew members were carrying the highly transmissible
British variant, and that strain began to circulate in broth-
els. Now Taiwan is registering more than 200 cases a day as
the virus rips through a population that had relaxed all
social distancing and is almost entirely unvaccinated. Disinfecting
Prayagraj, India
New Delhi Bodies litter riverbanks: The bloated corpses of hundreds of Covid
Australians trapped: Australians, many of them of South Asian victims are washing up on the shores of India’s Ganges River.
ethnicity, are dying of Covid-19 in India because their coun- Hindus traditionally cremate their dead, but poor people who can’t
try delayed their return home. Prime Minister Scott Morrison afford that option have long placed their dead in shallow riverbank
announced a ban on all arrivals from India in April, citing the graves or floated the bodies in the river. Now, with so many people
country’s high rate of coronavirus infections, but later backed dying of Covid, the price of a cremation with burial rites has tripled
down following a massive outcry in which he was accused of to more than $200—causing more families to opt for river burials.
heartlessness and racism. Now his government is allowing repa- While India has officially recorded
triation flights, but more than 9,000 Australians remain stranded some 275,000 Covid deaths, experts
in India. Many of them are being barred from boarding after believe the real toll could be well
testing positive for Covid. Govind Kant, a 47-year-old Sydney over a million. In the city of Kanpur,
businessman who had been trying to return for a month, died for example, only 196 Covid deaths
AP, Reuters (3), AP
of the disease in New Delhi this week. In India, hospitals are were recorded from April 16 to
overwhelmed, with short supplies of medicine and oxygen, while May 5; the seven local crematoriums,
Australia, which has allowed very few international arrivals since however, said they had performed
March 2020, is nearly Covid-free. Graves near the Ganges nearly 8,000 cremations in that time.
THE WEEK May 28, 2021
10 NEWS People
Huston’s Hollywood heritage
Danny Huston grew up feeling as if he were
the son of God, said Hadley Freeman in The
Guardian (U.K.). He was born in Rome after his
parents, famed director John Huston and actress
Zoe Sallis, had an affair while working together
on the 1966 epic The Bible. His mother starred
as Hagar, Abraham’s second wife, and his dad
appeared on screen as Noah and also provided
the voice of God. “That’s where the therapy starts,” says Huston,
now an acclaimed actor and director himself. “I had a lot of dif-
ficulty separating truth from fiction with those characters.” As a
youngster, Huston often visited his larger-than-life father on film
sets, once trekking to North Africa’s Atlas Mountains for The Man
Who Would Be King. “And there was Sean Connery and Michael
Caine and Christopher Plummer. For a young boy, it felt like an
absolute adventure.” Later, he became his father’s personal on-set
bartender, mixing cocktails to match the location. While shooting
1984’s Under the Volcano in Mexico, his father decided to drink
Cuba libres. “Normally he would complain and say, ‘No no, the
Coke is only there to color it!’” During the making of that movie,
“my father was having trouble with the title sequence. It was too
slow. I’d been to film school, so I said, ‘You could do this...’ And
he said, ‘You do it!’” Huston beams with obvious pride. “And it
made the cut.”
A Sex Pistol turned caregiver Rossellini’s lockdown fling
John Lydon now leads a very quiet life as his wife’s caregiver, said Isabella Rossellini never expected to find romance during the pan-
Nick Rufford in The Times (U.K.). In the 1970s, he was known as demic, said Angelica Jade Bastién in Harper’s Bazaar. The actress
Johnny Rotten, the front man of British punk band the Sex Pistols and model has had a string of high-profile relationships: She was
and a spokesperson for an angry generation. Lydon now lives in married to Martin Scorsese from 1979 to 1982, dated David Lynch
a beachside suburb of Los Angeles with his partner of 45 years, in the ’80s, and was engaged to Gary Oldman in the ’90s. But in
Nora Forster. She has Alzheimer’s disease, the first signs of which the early 2000s, Rossellini decided to put off seeking love for a few
developed in 2010, following the death from breast cancer of her years so she could focus on her two young children. “It became
20 years,” she says. “And do I regret it? No.” The daughter of movie
48-year-old daughter. “A real sadness filled her,” says Lydon, 65.
royalty—her mother was Swedish actress Ingrid Bergman, her
“From there on it was small issues like constantly losing keys.”
father the Italian director Roberto Rossellini—she enjoyed being
Feeding, dressing, and caring for Forster, 78, has become a round- able to live without a partner obsessing over her looks. But last
the-clock job for Lydon. “Alzheimer’s is a wicked, debilitating pro- year, she fell into an unexpected romance. “We were caught in the
cess, but we’re going through that together. She doesn’t forget me. time of Covid, in those early months, in my house” on Long Island,
She forgets everything else but not me.” The strains of being a full- N.Y. “I didn’t expect that at 68 you can have a fling. It was delightful.
time caregiver sometimes cause Lydon to sink into a deep despair. It wasn’t that he defined my beauty, but it was companionship. And
“I will have moments that are overwhelmingly sad and at the same that I miss.” The man has since returned to his West Coast home.
time full of rage. But these are the cards you’re handed, and you “And so I always quote Casablanca”—in which her mother starred
play the game to the end to the best of your ability. God, you know, opposite Humphrey Bogart—“You know the line is, ‘We’ll always
if Johnny bloody Rotten can do it, what’s your excuse?” have Paris.’ I always say to this man, ‘We’ll always have Covid.’”
Affleck and Lopez had remained friendly over own mistreatment of employees was “com-
the years and spoke to each other periodi- mon knowledge.” The deluge of criticism was
Q Jennifer Lopez is open to
cally. Affleck and actress Ana de Armas broke “devastating,” DeGeneres says. “I am a kind
rekindling a relationship with up earlier this year. Affleck has three children person. I am a person who likes to make
Ben Affleck, after the onetime with ex-wife Jennifer Garner, while Lopez people happy.” She said she had decided
lovers vacationed together at has twins with ex-husband Marc Anthony. to end the show after one more season be-
a Montana resort last week, cause it’s “just not a challenge anymore.”
Q Ellen DeGeneres denied that she is end-
sources tell People. “It’s all been ing her long-running talk show next year Q Macy’s pulled a cookware set hawked by
quick and intense, but Jennifer because of persistent reports that her show Chrissy Teigen last week after the model
is happy,” a source said. “She is a toxic workplace, saying last week that and social media personality apologized
Yossi Michaeli/The Licensing Project, AP, Newscom
wants to spend as much time the allegations seemed “orchestrated” and for past tweets berating reality TV star
with Ben as possible to see “misogynistic.” DeGeneres initially apolo- Courtney Stodden. “I was an insecure,
where this could go.” Known gized after reports of sexual misconduct and attention-seeking troll,” Teigen, 35, said after
to tabloids as “Bennifer” when harassment led to the firing of three of her tweets emerged from the past decade of her
they were engaged in the early top producers, but last week DeGeneres, wishing that Stodden, 26, would take a “dirt
2000s, the two reunited after 63, said, “I don’t know how I could have nap,” and saying “I hate you.” Famous for
Affleck, 48, reached out to known [about the misconduct] when there’s marrying a 51-year-old at age 16, Stodden,
Lopez, 51, following her breakup 255 employees here and there are a lot of who identifies as gender nonbinary, says
last month with Alex Rodriguez, different buildings.” Some celebrities who they once received a private message from
who had hoped to woo her back. appeared on the show said that DeGeneres’ Teigen that said, “I can’t wait for you to die.”
Why is China hosting? the Russians and beat them. But in the
In a controversial decision, the end, 65 nations boycotted, including
International Olympic Committee voted the U.S. team. In retaliation, the Soviets
44 to 40 in 2015 to award the 2022 sat out the 1984 Summer Games in
Winter Olympics to China. China won Los Angeles.
partly because a number of cities had
withdrawn from the bidding, includ- Who supports a boycott in 2022?
ing Stockholm, Sweden, and Oslo, More than 180 human rights groups are
Norway, citing the costs and lack of leading the calls to skip the event over
interest by their citizens. Beijing views China’s aggressive actions against Tibet,
its selection as a major opportunity Taiwan, the Uighur community, and
to promote China’s image as a world Hong Kong. A survey by the Chicago
power rivaling the U.S. But activists are Council in March found that 49 percent
calling for the U.S. to lead a boycott of Americans support a boycott, with
of the competition. The outcry stems 46 percent opposed. Sen. Mitt Romney
primarily from China’s treatment of Exiled Tibetans protesting China hosting the Games (R-Utah), who was president of the
the Muslim Uighur minority, which the 2002 Salt Lake City Games, has called
Trump and Biden administrations have labeled as genocide. Since a boycott the “easy, but wrong, answer.” Romney said that “our
2017, an estimated 1 million Uighurs in the western Xinjiang athletes have trained their entire lives for this competition” and they
region have been detained without trial in indoctrination camps. shouldn’t be the ones to “shoulder the burden of our disapproval.”
Men and women have been subjected to horrific abuses, including
torture, rape, forced labor, sterilization, and political indoctrina- What is President Biden’s position?
tion, with demands they abandon their Muslim religion. Human A State Department spokesman said last month that a boycott
Rights Watch has denounced China’s treatment of the Uighurs was “something that we certainly wish to discuss”—but the
as “crimes against humanity.” Tensions have also ratcheted up department later walked back those remarks. White House press
over recent Chinese cyberattacks on the U.S., crackdowns on pro- secretary Jen Psaki said that “we are not discussing” a boycott
democracy activists in Hong Kong, and aggression against Taiwan. with allies. The U.S. Olympic and Paralympic Committee has also
The Chinese government has warned of a “robust response” if urged the U.S. not to hold out, saying “the more effective course
Washington opts to boycott. of action” would be to engage China directly on human rights
issues. Not surprisingly, most athletes want to compete, and IOC
Have there been previous Olympics boycotts? President Thomas Bach said history shows that boycotts never
They are actually not that uncommon. In 1956, several nations achieve anything. “Why would you punish the athletes from
skipped the games in response to the Soviet Union’s actions your own country if you have a dispute with a government from
in Hungary, while Egypt, Iraq, and another country?” Bach said. But U.S.
Lebanon boycotted the Summer Games skiing star Mikaela Shiffrin criticized
Echoes of 1936
in Melbourne, Australia, because of the IOC for giving China the oppor-
British and French involvement in the The present debate about China’s rising aggres- tunity to host “an event that’s sup-
Suez Crisis. In 1958, six years after it sion is drawing comparisons to one of the posed to bring the world together and
darkest chapters in Olympic history. Three years create hope and peace.”
sent its first Olympic delegation, the
before the onset of World War II, Berlin hosted
People’s Republic of China withdrew
the 1936 Summer Olympics. There were some
from the IOC following the committee’s Are there alternatives?
calls for a boycott because of reports of the
decision to let Chinese and Taiwanese If the U.S. still decides to send its
Nazi government’s plan to ban German Jewish
athletes compete under separate flags. athletes, corporations that normally
athletes and its increasingly hostile treatment of
China continued to boycott the Games sponsor the Olympics could pull their
Jews. Ultimately, the U.S. Olympic Committee
until 1980, the same year that the U.S. and 49 competing countries decided to send
support. The top American sponsors,
and 65 other countries boycotted the their athletes. The Games themselves featured including Airbnb, Coca-Cola, General
Summer Games in Moscow. the spectacular success of Black track star Electric, and Visa, collectively pay
Jesse Owens, who won four gold medals in an over $1 billion for exclusive rights
Why did the U.S. boycott in 1980? embarrassing rebuke of Hitler’s “master race” to include the Olympic rings in their
President Jimmy Carter called for a theory. Nonetheless, Hitler used the Games as promotions. Some opponents of a
boycott of the Moscow Games in a platform to promote Nazi Germany as a world boycott argue that athletes could
response to the Soviet Union’s invasion power. At the start of the Games, Hitler’s min- use the world stage to raise aware-
of Afghanistan that winter. Public sup- ister of propaganda, Joseph Goebbels, stated, ness about China’s human rights
port for the boycott eroded after the “We desire in these weeks to prove to the abuses. Sprinters John Carlos and
U.S. hosted the 1980 Winter Games at world that it is simply a lie that Germans have Tommie Smith created one of the
Lake Placid, N.Y., and its men’s hockey systematically persecuted the Jews.” The IOC most powerful images in Olympic
team famously upset the Soviets on the subsequently awarded the 1940 Winter Games history by raising their fists in a
way to claiming the gold medal. That to Germany, but by then, Hitler had invaded Black Power salute on the medal
victory buttressed the argument that Poland, World War II had begun, and the Games stand in 1968. If American athletes
it would prove more embarrassing to were canceled. go to Beijing, it’s possible we could
Moscow for the U.S. to compete against see something just as memorable.
AP
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14 NEWS Best columns: International
NORWAY The same thing happens every year on Norway’s police say NO” might portray me as “humorless
national day, said Barbro Tronhuus Storlien. On and antiquated.” This is unfair. The real “bunad
Don’t toy May 17, people put on their bunad—traditional
folk costumes with details that pay homage to the
police” were the old ladies who used to show up
at village festivals to tell us that “we had put the
with our wearer’s hometown or region—and I, as an expert
in bunad history and manufacture, am asked by
wrong brooch on, forgotten the proper headgear,
or that our sock color was wrong.” I am speaking
national dress various newscasters to weigh in. I am happy to only as a scholar, not as a scold. For example, I can
discuss the typical costume, consisting of a white tell you that after World War II, it was common
Barbro Tronhuus Storlien
shirt with a colorful embroidered vest, with skirts in the Hallingdal valley to see bunad with Disney
Dagbladet for women and breeches for men. But if I dare to motifs, made with printed cloth donated from
point out that “jazzing it up with a red silk shirt” America. But to sport Disney in another region
is not traditional, I’m predictably denounced as would be incorrect. In other words, wear what you
the “costume police.” An article headlined “Bunad want: Just don’t expect me to endorse it.
Noted
QAmericans will eat 224 pounds of red tion rate of any state. QJust 12 people are respon-
meat and poultry per person this year, San Francisco Chronicle sible for 65 percent of false
including 58 pounds of beef, according and misleading anti-vaccine
to USDA projections. Plant-based meat QThe Biden administra- posts on social media,
substitutes currently account for less than tion has approved the according to a new study.
3 percent of the nation’s packaged meat nation’s first large-scale The bogus claims, made
sales, and only about 5 percent of Ameri- offshore wind farm, with through multiple Facebook,
cans identify as vegetarians. construction to begin as Instagram, and Twitter
The Washington Post soon as later this year. accounts, include denying
The Vineyard Wind project will site 84 tur- Covid-19 exists, touting false cures, and
QSan Francisco may be approaching bines 14 miles off the Massachusetts coast charging that vaccine-caused deaths are
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herd immunity after 75 percent of eligible and create enough electricity to power being covered up, according to the Center
adults have gotten at least one vaccination 400,000 homes. for Countering Digital Hate.
shot. California now has the lowest infec- Reuters.com NPR.org
“coercive” and unethical. “There are better, less “save their lives and protect their neighbors.” If out (63% vs. 56%).
intrusive alternatives,” such as outreach efforts we don’t, “we may find ourselves soon paying the Morning Consult
that approach the skeptical “with a willingness price of inaction.”
THE WEEK May 28, 2021
18 NEWS Pick of the week’s cartoons
THE WEEK May 28, 2021 For more political cartoons, visit: www.theweek.com/cartoons.
Pick of the week’s cartoons NEWS 19
Hypothetically, however, “you could Christopher Mims in The Wall Street Journal. the visas, arguing the H-4 program is illegal.
have Walter Cronkite reading the Amazon announced last week that it would “Google, Amazon, Apple, Microsoft, and
nightly news again.” expand its Sidewalk network, which already more than 20 other organizations” have
includes some Ring devices, to cover its line urged a court to reject the claims.
THE WEEK May 28, 2021
Health & Science NEWS 21
sites have been discovered outside Africa, of the dogs they studied well from their owners,
even though the continent was the birthplace that had a broad range of reports The New York
Brainier than a happy pooch?
of Homo sapiens. Researchers think this grumpy traits, such as being Times. But when a stranger
merely reflects where the most research has quick to bark, snapping or snarling when demonstrated how to get the object, the
been done to date, and that older graves in disturbed, and not coming when called. grumpy dogs did noticeably better. “They
Africa are likely waiting to be discovered. For the study, the researchers put a treat were more attentive,” says Pongracz. It’s
behind a V-shaped wire fence, so the dogs unclear what—if anything—is behind the
Sugary drinks and cancer risk would have to move further away from link. But it suggests that dogs that are
the food to access it—counterintuitive slow to warm to strangers may be good
Younger women who drink two or more behavior for canines, who just want to at learning from them.
sugary drinks a day have more than twice
THE WEEK May 28, 2021
22 ARTS
Review of reviews: Books
lished that a forest is a sentient, interact-
Book of the week ing community in which certain mature
Finding the Mother Tree: trees, or “mother trees,” act as hubs for
the distribution of nutrients and life-
Discovering the Wisdom sustaining information. Simard’s work
of the Forest “turned the tables on the view of trees
by Suzanne Simard (Knopf, $29) as engaged in a fierce competition with
one another,” said Richard Schiffman in
“Finding the Mother Tree is certain to CSMonitor.com. Her model of forest life,
be one of this year’s most widely dis- she notes, aligns closely with the under-
cussed books,” said Hamilton Cain in standing of indigenous people. “Still, not
the Minneapolis Star Tribune. Written everyone is a fan.” Commercial loggers
by Suzanne Simard, “a real-life tree- have resisted her recommendations, and
whisperer” whose discoveries have A mature beech forest: No tree is an island. some scientists criticize her language as
changed how we think about forests, the in “a luminous weave of memoir, scientific overly anthropomorphic.
book is both “a literary revelation” and treatise, and Native-inflected meditation.”
“that botany class you never knew you Simard at times does push her metaphors
needed.” A forest ecologist who grew up in Simard’s logging roots run deep, said Jona- too far, said Eugenia Bone in The Wall
a Canadian logging family, Simard was 20 than Slaght in The New York Times. In her Street Journal. “I chafe when genetic adap-
when she began wondering why seedlings home province, there is a Simard Mountain tation is called ‘wisdom,’” for example.
planted in clear-cut areas often struggled to named after her forebears, and she proudly Still, the analogies do help readers under-
survive. Trees, she discovered, exist in coop- enumerates the fingers and other parts the stand the biology, and many are “surpris-
erative communities that exchange nourish- family sacrificed to the vocation. It thus hurt ingly apt,” such as when Simard invokes
ment and information through an under- her to realize that clear-cutting was devastat- brain cells and neural pathways to describe
ground fungal network. Her breakthrough ing to forest health: “One love of her life the hub-and-node system by which informa-
findings, have been popularized by the movie was destroying the other.” Still, she was tion is passed from mycorrhizal fungi to tree
Avatar, the book The Hidden Life of Trees, thrilled to be able to prove that nutrients roots. In the end, this book “might even
and Richard Powers’ novel The Overstory. are passed between trees through fungi that persuade you that organisms other than
Finally, she has shared her own account, attach to the roots. Eventually, she estab- ourselves, even fungi, have agency.”
dangerous it is to want to see yourself scendence will do you a lot more good, at Bechdel writes near the end of her memoir,
reflected in the artist’s eye.” this point in the pandemic, than your next transcending her story was never the right
yoga class.” goal” anyway. “Better to work it out.”
THE WEEK May 28, 2021
The Book List ARTS 23
Best books…chosen by Jake Tapper Author of the week
CNN anchor Jake Tapper is the author of two thrillers. His first, 2018’s The Hellfire
Club, is being adapted into an HBO series. His new sequel, The Devil May Dance, Christina Hunger
follows Charlie and Margaret Marder as the couple infiltrates Frank Sinatra’s circle. Christina Hunger is a real-life
Dr. Dolittle, said Reed Tucker
Frank: The Voice by James Kaplan (2010). The Manchurian Candidate by Greil Marcus in the New York Post. Over
To best be able to submerge myself in the 1962 (2002). In my thriller, our heroes Charlie and the past three years, the young
Rat Pack Hollywood to write my new thriller, Margaret befriend Sinatra on the set of The Man- speech pathologist has trained
I dove into some great books about that time. churian Candidate. Greil Marcus’ essays about her dog to communicate in
There are many fascinating biographies of Frank the trippy 1962 film are a fascinating window English using a series of paw-
Sinatra, one of the main characters in my book, into the era. size buttons that each play a
but James Kaplan’s two volumes may be the best. pre-recorded
Volume one takes Sinatra’s life story to 1954. Dino: Living High in the Dirty Business word. Hun-
of Dreams by Nick Tosches (1992). For art, ger’s new
Sinatra: The Chairman by James Kaplan don’t miss Tosches’ literary rumination on Dean book, How
Martin. Poetry. Stella Learned
(2015). Now we reach the era of The Devil May
to Talk,
Dance. I love writing about the 1950s and early Mr. S: My Life With Frank Sinatra by George recounts the
1960s because on its surface the time seems so Jacobs (2003). Jacobs was Sinatra’s personal process and
glamorous but in reality was full of menace: assistant, and he’s another character in The Devil offers advice
McCarthyism, the rise of the military-industrial May Dance. His memoir provides an absorbing on how readers can do the
complex, conspiracies, Cold War tensions, rac- look at Sinatra and complicates the old saying, same. “Outside” was Stella’s
ism, and misogyny. The inspiration for my attributed to French wit Madame Cornuel, that first word, followed closely by
book comes from a true story: Sinatra, who had no man is a hero to his valet. “water” and “play.” Today,
worked his heart out to get John F. Kennedy Stella makes use of nearly 50
elected, had his Rancho Mirage, Calif., com- My Story by Judith Exner (1977). Exner, who words or phrases, displaying
pound built out in expectation of hosting the knew Sinatra, Kennedy, and mobster Sam Gian- a facility that has attracted
president in 1962. But Attorney General Robert cana quite intimately, wrote a memoir that’s now a large Instagram follow-
Kennedy, investigating organized crime, became out of print but still a dishy read. Even if only ing. She might, when being
concerned about his brother staying in a home half of it is true, you’ll find yourself shaking your taken outside by Christina’s
where mobsters had also slept. head in amazement. boyfriend, stop to assemble a
complex thought: “Christina,
come, play, love you.” Hunger
learns from the experiment
Also of interest...in the interwar years every day. “Dogs are thinking
a lot,” she says. “They have
The Haunting of Alma Fielding Billy Wilder on Assignment opinions and are wanting to
by Kate Summerscale (Penguin, $28) edited by Noah Isenberg (Princeton, $25) share them.”
Kate Summerscale’s latest nonfic- “Billy Wilder sweet-talked his way Stella’s accomplishments
tion tale “reads like a novel you into his singular life,” said Marc “raise questions about how
don’t want to put down,” said Ilana Weingarten in The Washington Post. we define speech,” said Nora
Masad in NPR.org. In 1938, a real- The future Hollywood director spent Krug in The Washington Post.
life housewife in suburban London his 20s as a charismatic but cutting Some skeptics have ques-
claimed her home had been invaded newspaper writer in Vienna and tioned whether Stella has
by a poltergeist, attracting the attention of a Berlin, and the profiles, reviews, and other stories simply learned to press but-
Hungarian-born ghost hunter. But this book isn’t collected here “read like precursors to the New tons that she knows will earn
just about supernatural spirits. “It’s also a narra- Journalism–era reportage of Tom Wolfe.” In one her rewards. But Hunger has
tive about women and power, about the fear of piece, he’s working as a taxi dancer. In another, never fed Stella treats during
the training. She also rejects
looming war, about the choices people make in he mocks a mogul’s teeth. On political topics, he
the idea that some harm is
order to escape certain aspects of their lives.” was “a Weimar version of H.L. Mencken.”
done by teaching a dog to
Midnight in Cairo Maniac communicate in a way that is
unnatural. “Using the words
by Raphael Cormack (Norton, $29) by Harold Schechter (Little A, $25) is just one of the ways for her
Jazz-age Cairo rivaled any other city “In the 1920s, an attack on a to express herself,” she says.
for nightlife, said Moira Hodgson school was a new and baffling Stella may also be on her way
in The Wall Street Journal. Author crime,” said Katrina Gulliver in to greater feats, given that
dogs, by some estimates, can
Raphael Cormack offers a “riveting, TheAmericanConservative.com. That
understand upward of 1,000
lively” snapshot of the city by weav- may explain why few of us know
words. Still, Stella will prob-
ing together profiles of seven women that the deadliest-ever attack on a ably never understand that
who were key contributors to the efflorescence. U.S. school was a 1927 bombing in Bath town- her story has already been
Singer Oum Kalthoum remains a beloved ship, Michigan, that killed 45 people, including published. “She has seen the
AP, Ariana Velazquez
national icon, but Cormack also includes forgot- 38 children. Crime writer Harold Schechter book, as an object. But she’s
ten figures such as a Coptic club owner, a vaude- makes the story “as nerve-wracking as a page- a dog,” Hunger says. “She has
villian, and an actress who drew comparisons to turning thriller.” The killer, in the worst ways, no concept about the content.”
Sarah Bernhardt. turns out to be “a man ahead of his time.”
THE WEEK May 28, 2021
24 ARTS Review of reviews: Art & Music
Exhibit of the week ing, said Peter Plagens in The Wall Street
Agnes Pelton: Desert Journal. Today, however, as the art estab-
Transcendentalist lishment has belatedly begun recognizing
Palm Springs Art Museum, Palm Springs, the achievements of women working in the
Calif., through Sept. 6 modernist era, the roughly 100 imagined
landscapes Pelton painted have understand-
Agnes Pelton was not a flashy painter, said ably drawn attention. In Orbits, from 1934,
Christopher Knight in the Los Angeles seven ideogrammatic stars float against
Times. When producing the mystical, semi- a dark backdrop that suggests a soaring
abstract images for which she has become mountain with a cartoonish snow cap. “In
celebrated, the idiosyncratic modernist anyone else’s hands, all of this would be
(1881–1961) “almost never let the action insufferably corny; with Pelton, however, it’s
of her hand intrude.” Throughout her six- genuinely and defiantly beautiful.”
decade career, “her work received scant
notice beyond a small circle of like-minded Don’t be put off by her homespun mys-
admirers.” But Pelton’s star has risen over ticism, said Mario Naves in The New
the past quarter century, and the opening Criterion. Unlike Hilma af Klint, the
of a touring retrospective at a Palm Springs 20th-century Swedish proto-modernist
museum only 7 miles away from her long- who was the subject of a blockbuster 2018
time home “secures her significant place Guggenheim Museum exhibition, Pelton is
among early American modern artists.” a true find. Hers is “an art of bottomless,
The exhibition has been pared to 35 works Pelton’s Orbits (1934): An otherworldly wonder crystalline color, and spaces so nuanced
since its pandemic-interrupted stop at New in their transitions as to occasion double
York City’s Whitney Museum of American Institute in Brooklyn, and both moved to takes.” Despite the modernism of Pelton’s
Art. Yet the core of her work remains. “For the Southwest at the invitation of patron formal vocabulary, “the chromatic and
Agnes Pelton, painting was a profound Mabel Dodge Luhan. But Pelton, who spatial resonance of the pictures—their
means for contemplation. Hers and ours.” relocated to the Palm Springs area in the clarity, depth, and jewel-like sonorities—
1930s, had reached her 50s by the time she are pure Renaissance.” That’s lofty praise,
“Because of the cosmic reach of her land- hit her stride with “quietly luminescent” “but name another 20th-century artist who
scapes, Pelton has often been compared to imagined landscapes informed by astrology, created anything close to the infinite yellow
Georgia O’Keeffe,” said Ann Japenga in Buddhism, and theosophy. Pelton spent of Prelude (1943) or the milky veils of
KCET.org. Both she and O’Keeffe stud- more of her time creating conventional unnameable color that filter through The
ied under Arthur Wesley Dow at Pratt landscapes that earned her a modest liv- Blest (1941).”
concept fictional personas for every album serrated jolt,” said Brandon Yu in Variety worked with Kimbrough. “But even at its
cycle, “she is never, ever, ever boring.” The .com. Cole’s earnestness “has always been best,” this hastily recorded collection sounds
title track, as a piece of music, is “so odd, so both the key to his success and his greatest like a compilation of bonus tracks. True, the
swampy, so slow-eyed and sharp-elbowed” artistic fault,” and The Off-Season shines album can’t replicate the “dangerous back-
that we ought to just listen. Put aside because it avoids self-seriousness. Though woods stomp” of hill country blues, but “it
thoughts about what St. Vincent should do, he recently teasingly suggested that this comes awfully close,” said Hal Horowitz in
and “you can better appreciate this record album may be one or two removed from AmericanSongwriter.com. “If Keys fans are
as a triumphantly bizarre multimedia spec- his last, J. Cole “appears far from ready to encouraged to explore the originals, this
tacle that earns its loopier affectations.” bow out, nor should he be.” project will have accomplished its mission.”
THE WEEK May 28, 2021
Review of reviews: Film & Home Media ARTS 25
gen from the present-day drama,” and reboot “weakens what was already there.”
many secondary characters are too thinly Chris Rock plays a wisecracking detective
sketched. “I sniffed out the villain a fair way on the trail of a serial killer, and Rock’s
off,” said Anthony Lane in The New Yorker. humor “makes for a nice contrast to the
But despite its minor flaws, “the film has grim goings-on.” But by reversing the fran-
serious staying power,” heralding, perhaps, chise’s villain-centric formula, Spiral “winds
a new era of climate-change cinema. These up feeling like an ordinary serial-killer pro-
troubled characters haven’t seen rain in cedural.” (In theaters only) R
nearly a year, and the camera lingers on
sputtering faucets and parched riverbeds Those Who Wish Me Dead
where children once swam. Even viewers The “ludicrous but propulsive” new action
who judge The Dry a mere B movie “will be film starring Angelina Jolie “does what
Bana: A suspect hero left with raw throats and a sense of trouble Hollywood has always done to her: doubt
in store.” (In theaters or $7 on demand) R her abilities,” said Shirley Li in TheAtlantic
The Dry .com. The A-list actress plays a firefighter
Other new movies who parachutes into wildfires, yet even
++++ Riders of Justice after her character pledges to protect a
Mads Mikkelsen’s latest project is “one of teenager from assassins, she “sees little
Welcome home, Eric Bana, said Richard the most fascinating films I’ve seen in a action.” Instead, she runs, cowers, and
Kuipers in Variety.com. The Melbourne- long while,” said Joe Morgenstern in The becomes more motherly, reflecting an
born actor scored Australia’s biggest hit Wall Street Journal. The great Danish actor industrywide “lack of imagination” about
of the year with this smart, newly arrived plays a stone-faced soldier who pursues a how to deploy an older female action star.
thriller based on a best-selling novel, and vendetta against the biker gang he believes (In theaters or via HBO Max) R
he’s “perfectly cast” in the lead. Bana, 52, killed his wife. This movie is no subtitled
plays Aaron Falk, a big-city detective who by-the-numbers thriller, though: It’s “a deli- The Perfect Candidate
returns to his drought-stricken hometown ciously absurdist, fundamentally serious The latest drama from Wadjda director
to attend the funeral of a friend who appar- enterprise that uses a superheated revenge Haifaa Al-Mansour shows “just how much
ently killed himself in a murder-suicide. plot to address our common need for mak- more there is to be done before women can
Something isn’t right, though, and the ing sense out of life.” (In theaters or $7 on fully steer their destinies in Saudi Arabia,”
plot “crackles along nicely” as Falk ques- demand) Not rated said Robert Abele in the Los Angeles
tions various townsfolk with motives to Times. When a young, niqab-clad doctor
kill. Falk also has questions to answer, Spiral: From the Book of Saw tires of the unpaved road that leads to the
because some locals still suspect him in “A reimagining of the Saw movies might local hospital, she runs for a post in munici-
the death years earlier of his high school have been intriguing,” said Bilge Ebiri in pal government. Sexist indignities ensue,
crush, said Stephen Russell in TimeOut NYMag.com. After all, the 2004 splatterfest yet this “charm-zested” tale of an underdog
.com. Unfortunately, the story’s frequent that spawned so many ridiculous sequels “earns its hopeful conclusion.” (In select
use of flashbacks “sucks some of the oxy- was “impossibly tense.” Unfortunately, this theaters only) Not rated
changed and was lost during Reagan’s eco- conversation faster than, ‘Hey, brother, your final episode that showcases the completed
nomic revolution—is worthwhile.” zipper’s down.’” compositions.
THE WEEK May 28, 2021
26 ARTS Television
Streaming tips The Week’s guide to what’s worth watching
New nature documentaries... Between Black and Blue
This twisty, four-part true-crime series begins
Secrets of the Whales
Four episodes deliver the
with a 1975 murder in Denver. Two former New
most gorgeous footage of York City police partners are convicted as con-
orcas, humpbacks, belugas, spirators in the crime. But Mike Borrelli and Bob
and sperm whales as nar- Davis maintained their innocence as Davis, who
rator Sigourney Weaver is Black, sat in prison for more than a decade. To
reveals stunning discover- crack the case, filmmaker Sheldon Wilson had to
ies about whale intelligence sort out how Elvis Presley figured in. And he had
and culture. Awe is the only to track down a gunman who’d been in hiding
possible response. Disney+ for 40 years. Available Tuesday, May 25, AMC+
The Year Earth Changed High on the Hog: How African American
2020 was the year animals Cuisine Transformed America
got a break from the normal The Friends cast in their prime
For centuries now, African-American cooking
frenzy of human activity. has been a link to an ancestral past, a celebra- to bring the divided parties together. Saturday,
Around the globe, wildlife tion of available ingredients and flavors, and May 29, at 8 p.m., HBO
roamed empty city streets, an evolving, wholly satiating cuisine. In this
and at-risk species made
roaming, four-part docuseries, Whetstone The Kominsky Method
incredible comebacks. This Sandy Kominsky is flying solo in The Kominsky
David Attenborough– magazine founder Stephen Satterfield enjoys
countless mouthwatering meals while tapping Method’s final season. The departure of Alan
narrated special surveys Arkin, who played Sandy’s best friend, leaves
the untamed party we all into the insights of culinary historian Jessica B.
Harris and various chefs who’ve become experts Michael Douglas’ aging acting coach burdened
missed, and accumulates
on African-American foodways. Available with carrying out his pal’s odd final wishes while
lessons in living that we can
take from it. Apple TV+ Wednesday, May 26, Netflix trying to meet the challenge of a surprise major
screen role. Arkin is missed, but Kathleen Turner
Life in Color Friends is back in a full-time role as Sandy’s ex-wife,
The honeyed voice of Atten- Maybe they actually were good friends. Seventeen while Morgan Freeman joins as a guest star.
borough also elevates this years after Friends aired its final episode, the Available Friday, May 28, Netflix
visually dazzling series, as six co-stars of the beloved sitcom have finally
the great naturalist exam- reconvened to laugh and reminisce about their Other highlights
ines the myriad ways that Rugrats
decade-long run. Little about the special has
animals use color. Netflix Nickelodeon’s classic animated series goes 3D
been revealed other than that Jennifer Aniston,
in a reboot that reunites the gang of adventur-
Elephant Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry,
ous toddlers. Available Thursday, May 27,
Meghan Markle, Duchess David Schwimmer, and Matt LeBlanc will all
Paramount+
of Sussex, proves to be be there, and the extensive guest list runs from
a soothing narrator in an Justin Bieber to Cindy Crawford to Lady Gaga. Cruella
outstanding kid-friendly Available Thursday, May 27, HBO Max Emma Stone plays the villainess of 101 Dalma-
documentary about a family tians in an origins tale that debuts in theaters on
of elephants on a 1,000-mile Oslo
the same day it becomes available as a $30 home
trek across the Kalahari As violence between Israelis and Palestinians
stream. Available Friday, May 28, Disney+
Desert. Disney+ flares again, the unlikelihood of the 1993 Oslo
Peace Accords becomes even clearer. J.T. Rogers’ Plan B
Cher & the Tony Award–winning play about the secret In a movie that puts a spin on the classic stoner-
Loneliest Elephant talks that led to a fragile peace agreement has comedy road trip, two high school girls in South
Cher hasn’t had as unlikely been given a handsome screen adaptation, with Dakota must track down a Plan B pill within
a scene partner since Sonny Ruth Wilson and Andrew Scott co-starring as 24 hours. Kuhoo Verma and Victoria Moroles
Bono, but the pop diva is co-star. Available Friday, May 28, Hulu
the married Norwegian diplomats who dared
as magnetic as ever in a
special in which she trav-
els to Pakistan to rescue
an elephant scarred by
Show of the week
35 years of lonely captivity. Mr. Inbetween
Paramount+ It’s hard to find a proper work/life balance when
your main gig is contract killing. Ray Shoesmith
Kiss the Ground has done admirably well across two seasons of
This somewhat disjointed this award-winning Australian crime dramedy se-
documentary offers a mes- ries, carrying out brutal hits while holding things
sage worth hearing: One together as a father to a daughter approaching
of the secrets to fighting her teen years. Creator and star Scott Ryan has
global warming may lie in given himself a new set of challenges in the
the soil beneath our feet show’s final season, as Ray carries on his grisly
and the role that farmland work, tries to keep it from burying him, and
can play in carbon seques- watches Brittany connect with a first boyfriend
tration. Woody Harrelson while beginning to figure out who Dad really is.
NBC, FX
narrates. Netflix Ryan as Shoesmith: A pretty nice guy at home Tuesday, May 25, at 10 p.m., FX
THE WEEK May 28, 2021 • All listings are Eastern Time.
LEISURE 27
Food & Drink
Mushroom kebabs: Meaty grilled flavor without the meat
When I first tasted this recipe for grilled Lovage puree
mushrooms, said Ori Menashe in Bavel: 2 cups loosely packed lovage leaves
Modern Recipes Inspired by the Middle 4 cups packed spinach leaves
East (Ten Speed Press), it “reminded me a 2-inch piece fresh turmeric, peeled, grated
lot of the meaty smokiness of Argentinian with a Microplane
barbecue.” When cooked slowly 6 inches 1 garlic clove, grated with a Microplane
over a charcoal fire, the seasoned mush- 1 tsp kosher salt
1⁄ cup crème fraîche
rooms end up juicy, smoky, and tender. 3
½ cup yogurt whey (see note below)
At Bavel, the Los Angeles restaurant that 1 tsp ground cardamom
my wife and I created, I serve them atop
a bright puree of spinach and lovage, “a Bring 8 cups of water to a boil in a large
minerally, almost salty green that tastes pot and fill a large bowl with ice water.
Pureed greens round out a satisfying dish.
like a mix between overgrown parsley and Blanch lovage in boiling water for 2 min-
celery leaves.” Brush mushrooms with a generous amount utes, then add spinach and blanch for an
of oil to coat, making sure to oil the gills. additional 2 minutes. Using tongs, remove
Recipe of the week Lightly season with salt, pepper, and ½ tsp greens from pot and place in ice water for 2
Grilled oyster mushroom kebabs with sumac per skewer. to 3 minutes. Using a colander or fine-mesh
lovage puree sieve, drain greens. Using your hands, form
1 lb oyster mushrooms Preheat a charcoal grill to medium heat. greens into a ball and squeeze out most of
Grapeseed oil for coating the water. Place greens in a kitchen towel.
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper Place mushrooms on grill 6 inches above Wring towel to remove as much liquid as
1 tsp ground sumac, plus more for dusting coals and cook, flipping skewers every possible until greens are almost dry.
2 tbsp lovage puree (recipe below) 2 minutes, for 8 to 14 minutes total, until
edges start to curl and brown and mush- Place greens in a blender and add turmeric,
Slice mushrooms off the cluster, leaving a rooms have shrunk significantly. Moisture garlic, salt, crème fraîche, whey, cardamom,
very small amount of stem intact. Using will drip from mushrooms to the coals, and 3 tbsp water. Mix on high speed, stop-
a metal or soaked wooden skewer, thread creating smoke that adds flavor. ping to scrape down the sides when neces-
mushrooms through stem, gill-side down, sary, until mixture is smooth. If mixture
alternating the tops of the mushrooms from To serve, spread lovage puree evenly over won’t fully blend, add a little more water.
left to right so they cook evenly. You should center of a plate. Lightly dust puree with Makes about ½ cup.
have two skewers with about 14 mush- sumac and place mushroom skewers on Note: Yogurt whey is the liquid obtained
rooms on each. top. Serves 4. from yogurt when it’s drained.
Wine clubs: How to identify the ones worth joining Ranked: Top pasta sauces
Too often, popular wine clubs “have little to do with If Prego’s marinara sauce were any
wine,” said Eric Asimov in The New York Times. If wine worse, said Lucas Kwan Peterson in the
is arriving at your doorstep via subscription services Los Angeles Times, “the SEC would
associated with NPR, The Wall Street Journal, Turner have to get involved.” Other big names,
Classic Movies, or yes, The New York Times, you are such as Classico and Barilla, aren’t much
really paying to associate yourself with a lifestyle brand better. But I sampled 30 jarred marina
while the company doing the actual choosing and sauces, and there are many solid op-
shipping of the wine is a licensee that serves several of tions, starting with this ranked top 4.
those corporate clients. “Nothing is necessarily wrong Rao’s “A bulletproof choice for any
with these wines. They might be tasty and satisfying.” pasta,” Rao’s is simple and balanced,
But “from a wine lover’s view,” the problem with such “generous with the olive oil” but with “a
A selection of wines from Plonk
clubs is “an almost complete lack of transparency about strong tomato flavor.”
the wines.” Often, the provider buys unsold lots of wine and slaps a new proprietary Mezzetta Mezzetta’s entry “has
label on each bottle. The consumer, in many cases, can’t even tell who made the wine or a bright, strong tomato flavor
where the grapes were grown. and is quite onion-forward.”
Fortunately, there are other options, and “the range of good wine clubs is vast.” If you Silver Palate Salty, tangy, and
love a particular wine shop or wine producer, look into its club offerings. Wine importers “slightly peppery,” this sauce
also run solid clubs. Always, the “great dividing line” separating worthy from unworthy gets added flavor dimen-
clubs is whether the wines can be traced to a specific place and producer. Many fine in- sion from carrots and pear
dependent wine clubs have popped up over the past decade, including these standouts: concentrate.
Plonk Sommelier Etty Klein seeks unusual bottles from around the world and focuses Victoria This is another
particularly on organic and biodynamic wines. good sauce, but Victoria’s
Winestyr Chicago-based Winestyr features artisanal offerings from “an excellent array now-hard-to-find premium
of American producers,” with the majority in California. White Linen brand is even
Nicole Franzen
Natural Action This nonprofit startup combines a love of California natural wines with better—“as close to perfect
an emphasis on supporting racial justice. It directs proceeds to diversifying the industry. as a jarred sauce can get.”
time. Travel agents can reduce the stress of You may be turned down, so “be prepared to to keep its place in locals’ hearts, the
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Apple CEO Tim Cook often talks about the com- iCloud in China if Apple did not comply, Cook
How Apple pany’s commitment to civil liberties and privacy. “But agreed to move Chinese customers’ personal data to
lets China to stay on the right side of Chinese regulators,” said
Jack Nicas, his company has become “a powerful
the servers of a state-owned company in Guizhou
province: Guizhou-Cloud Big Data, or GCBD. Then
have its way tool” of Beijing’s vast censorship operation. China
has been essential to Apple’s growth as the world’s
the digital keys that can unlock customer data were
moved there, too—into the very “data centers they’re
Jack Nicas most valuable business. The Chinese government meant to secure.” In addition to compromising on
The New York Times spent billions to “pave roads, recruit workers, and data protections, Apple has “helped China spread its
construct factories” for Apple’s massive supply chain. view of the world,” blocking and flagging apps that
In return, China has aggressively sought concessions. Apple managers “worry could run afoul of Chinese
In 2016, the government approved a law requiring officials.” Indeed, “just as Cook figured out how to
that personal data “that is collected in China be kept make China work for Apple, China is making Apple
in China.” Warned that Beijing could shut down work for the Chinese government.”
It used to be that criminals could do no better than more enticing for illicit activity, and “the market
The perfect “a suitcase full of unmarked U.S. dollar bills,” said value of all Bitcoin in circulation” sits at nearly
currency for Gina Chon. But the Colonial Pipeline hack “shows
the global currency of crime has a rival.” Last week,
$900 billion today. More home sellers, yacht dealers,
auction houses, luxury carmakers, and even the Dal-
criminals the fuel transport company paid $4.4 million in
Bitcoin to the Russian cybercrime group DarkSide
las Mavericks have begun accepting cryptocurrency.
Bitcoin’s move “from the fringe to the conventional”
Gina Chon to regain access to their computer systems and get gives regulators even more reason to step in. The
BreakingViews.com oil pumping again to the East Coast. The hackers’ new Securities and Exchange Commission chairman,
demand was neither unprecedented nor surpris- Gary Gensler—who taught a course called “Block-
ing. Because “no personal information is needed to chain and Money” at MIT—has signaled the need
transfer or convert cryptocurrencies,” Bitcoin has for “more regulations around crypto activities.” The
long been the “go-to for ransom demands.” But in latest ransom payment should add to the watchdogs’
the past year, its rapid acceptance has made it even sense of urgency.
AP
The chemist who made Post-it Notes sticky The scion of a wealthy
Cleveland family, Perkins
Spencer Silver’s most Journal. After studying chemistry in “inherited an abiding inter-
Spencer est in the outdoors from his
Silver famous creation at college, Silver joined 3M, known for
mother,” who took him fish-
1941–2021 first seemed utterly giving employees freedom “to pur- ing and alligator-hunting, said
useless. In 1968, he sue ideas in the company’s vast labo- The Washington Post. After
was working as a research chemist ratories.” He immediately knew the graduating from Williams
at a 3M lab, tasked with devising adhesive he’d created was special— College in Massachusetts,
an adhesive so strong that it could even if it couldn’t hold together he spent 15 years working
be used in aircraft construction. airplane parts. Under magnifica- in industry, rising to become
The product he came up with was tion, it had “beautiful, bright, clear, the vice president of a gas
heat resistant, clear, and could be crystalline spheres,” he said, “like welding and equipment firm.
He “quit after he learned that
removed from a surface without little glass balls.” Told to shelve his
the president’s son was tak-
losing stickiness or leaving a residue. But it was invention, Silver instead began giving seminars ing over the business,” and
too weak to affix anything heavier than a piece for 3M’s product developers, said The New York bought Orvis.
of paper. Still, Silver patented his invention, say- Times, promoting the adhesive “so assiduously”
ing he was certain he’d found “a solution waiting that he earned the nickname Mr. Persistent. “Shortly after, Perkins opened
for a problem to solve.” That problem arrived the Orvis fly-fishing school in
Originally named Press ’n Peel pads, the product Vermont, thought to be the
in 1974, when 3M scientist Arthur Fry was at
took off when 3M gave free samples to offices first of its kind in the U.S.,”
church choir practice and fuming about how the
in Boise, said The Washington Post. “First pro- said The New York Times.
pieces of paper he used to bookmark songs in The idea was to democratize
duced in canary yellow,” Post-it Notes are now
his hymnal kept falling out. Fry wondered if he the world of fly-fishing, tra-
sold in virtually every shape and color imagin-
could create a sticky bookmark. “Then I thought ditionally the domain of the
able. “In an irony that brings Silver’s chemical
of Spence’s adhesive,” he said. Fry’s experiments upper crust, and to build the
experimentation full circle, the product is also
led to the Post-it Note, introduced by 3M in company’s customer base.
available in a ‘Super Sticky’ incarnation.” Silver,
Amin Akhtar/laif/Redux, 3M
1980. The company now sells 50 billion Post- There was only one reason to
who received 36 other patents and retired in go fishing, Perkins explained:
its a year, blanketing offices and homes with
1996, drew “almost cosmic meaning” from his “To enjoy yourself. Anything
reminders, messages, and to-do lists.
unique adhesive. “It doesn’t break down,” he that detracts from enjoying
Silver was born in San Antonio to an accountant said. “The paper will eventually deteriorate, but yourself is to be avoided.”
father and secretary mother, said The Wall Street the stickiness will always remain.”
THE WEEK May 28, 2021
36 The last word
A stowaway at 35,000 feet
Climbing into an airplane’s wheel well is a feat of almost unimaginable desperation, said Sirin Kale
in The Guardian. It leads to freezing and oxygen deprivation—yet incredibly, some stowaways survive.
I
T WAS SUNDAY June the body, which can
30, 2019, a balmy cause heart attacks
summer’s afternoon, and brain death.
and Wil, a 31-year-old
software engineer, was And yet what is truly
lounging on an inflatable extraordinary, given
air bed outside his house the risks involved,
in southwest London. He is that some stow-
wore pajamas and drank aways do survive.
Polish beer. As he chatted “Something happens
to his housemate in the that we don’t fully
sunshine, planes on their understand,” said
way to Heathrow Airport Paulo Alves of the
made their final approach U.K.’s Aerospace
overhead. On his phone, Medical Association.
Wil showed his house- Their best guess
mate an app that tells about how some
users the route and model stowaways cheat
of any passing plane. He death? They
tested the app on one hibernate.
plane, and then held his Stephen Veronneau,
phone up again, shielding the world’s leading
his eyes from the sun and expert on wheel-
squinting into the sky. well stowaways,
In a jetliner’s wheel well, the noise is relentless, and the temperature is minus 35 degrees.
Then he saw something outlined this theory
falling. “At first I thought it was a bag,” rucksack didn’t contain any significant in a 1996 paper for the Federal Aviation
he said. “But after a few seconds it turned clues: just some bread, a bottle of Fanta, a Administration. “The person’s core body
into quite a large object, and it was fall- bottle of water, and a pair of trainers. temperature can fall to 27 Celsius (about
ing fast.” Maybe a piece of machinery had 81 degrees Fahrenheit), or even lower.
S
TOWING AWAY IN the wheel well of When the plane lands, a gradual rewarming
fallen from the landing gear, he thought,
a passenger jet is a suicidally danger- occurs, along with reoxygenation.” To be
or a suitcase from the cargo hold. But then
ous thing to do. According to the U.S. frozen, and come back to life. It is fantasti-
he half-remembered an article he had read
Federal Aviation Administration, from 1947 cal. And yet, it seems to be true.
years before, about people stowing away on
to February 2020, 128 people around the
planes. He didn’t want to believe it, but as
T
world attempted to stow away in this man- HE KENYA AIRWAYS stowaway case
the object got nearer and nearer, it became
ner. More than 75 percent of them died. would normally have been one for
impossible to deny. “In the last second or
This is not surprising. At every stage, immi- the London police’s missing persons
two of it falling, I saw limbs,” said Wil. “I
nent death is all but assured. unit, but the team was swamped. So Det.
was convinced that it was a human body.”
Sgt. Paul Graves of the specialist crime
The stowaway may fall out of the plane unit volunteered. In his three-decade career
Wil took a screenshot of the flight app noti-
as it is taking off. If he survives takeoff, as a police officer, Graves had worked on
fication, and his housemate called the police
he can be crushed by the landing gear as stabbings, shootings, kidnappings, and
to give them the details: Kenya Airways
it retracts into the wheel well. If he avoids attempted murders. Graves hoped to iden-
flight KQ 100, a Boeing 787-8 Dreamliner
that too, he will probably die shortly after. tify the fallen man and repatriate his body,
that had left Nairobi’s Jomo Kenyatta
Within about 25 minutes of takeoff, most but he wasn’t optimistic.
International Airport eight hours and six
passenger planes reach a cruising altitude
minutes earlier, at 9:35 a.m. local time. Wil
of 35,000 feet. The temperature outside In September 2019 Graves flew to Kenya,
turned out to be right. It was a body. It—
the plane is approximately minus 65 hoping to uncover any information that
he—had plummeted 3,500 feet, half-frozen,
Fahrenheit, although the hydraulic lines might help identify the stowaway. He visited
hitting the ground at 3:38 p.m. He was the
used to extend and retract the landing gear slums around the airport, and mortuaries,
man who fell from the sky.
emit heat, raising the temperature by as which were full of unclaimed bodies. The
The body landed on Offerton Road, 1,000 much as 35 degrees. Still, minus 30 is cold airport’s CCTV recordings of the depar-
feet from Wil’s house. Police contacted enough to induce fatal hypothermia. The ture gate and runway show that nobody
Heathrow, which dispatched staff to exam- air pressure at cruising altitude is around jumped on the plane as it was taking off
ine the Kenya Airways plane’s wheel wells, four times lower than sea level, which and nobody climbed into the undercar-
the unpressurized area into which the means that a person’s lungs cannot draw riage while it was at Gate 17. That means
plane’s landing gear retracts after takeoff. sufficient oxygen from the air. This will the stowaway almost certainly boarded the
Inside, staff found a grubby khaki rucksack lead to hypoxia, when the blood is not able plane earlier, as the plane waited in an area
Alamy
with the initials MCA written on it. The to supply enough oxygen to the tissues of where CCTV coverage was less clear.
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The last word 37
From a physical perspective, getting on Ramirez got the idea to stow away from Then he came to. “I saw people around me
the plane wouldn’t have been difficult. To his friend Jorge Pérez Blanco, who was a and the room was moving around, like I
access the wheel well, you have to shimmy year younger. Together, they staked out was dizzy,” he says. “Everything was mov-
about 6 feet up the landing gear—it is Havana Airport. “The only airline suitable ing, the walls were moving, and the lights
covered in struts, making it easy to get a was Iberia,” Ramirez said, “because the were moving from side to side.”
foothold—and crawl into the cavity that the rest were going to communist countries. If Ramirez spent the next 52 days recovering
wheels retract into after takeoff. The hard we’d landed there, they’d have sent us right in the hospital. At first, he was unable to
part would have been gaining access to the back—maybe in the same wheel well!” hear anything, and staff had to communi-
aircraft before takeoff. Security at Jomo The Iberia Airlines flight from Madrid cate with him using a chalkboard, but after
Kenyatta International was tight. “There landed on a Tuesday morning, refueled, and a month, his hearing returned. Incredibly,
was no evidence of any obvious security departed on Tuesday evening. he says, he has suffered no long-term health
breaches,” said Graves. “All the staff had to On June 3, 1969, Ramirez and Pérez waited consequences. “My blood pressure is nor-
use passes to go through secure gates.” outside the perimeter fence. Ramirez car- mal, my heartbeat is normal,” he said.
For the people who run airports, stowaways ried a rope, a flashlight, and cotton wool He worked as a firefighter for 11 years.
are embarrassing, dangerous, and often lead to stuff into his ears. As the plane began Ramirez has only one regret. “After me, in
to demands for expensive security upgrades. to taxi toward the runway, they jumped Cuba, a lot of youngsters tried to do what I
For Kenyan authorities, there may have did,” he said, “and most of them died.”
been an additional concern. In 2017, Jomo
W
E STILL DO not know the identity
Kenyatta International Airport received a of the man who fell to the earth
category 1 security classification, permit- on June 30, 2019. All we know—
ting direct flights to the U.S. By the end of or think we know—are the last things he
2019, Kenyan officials had wrapped up would have seen and heard. The grunt and
their investigation, and no breach had been hiss of hydraulics inside the wheel well,
found at Jomo Kenyatta International. It as flight KQ 100 waited on the runway in
retained its category 1 security status. Nairobi. The clattering footsteps on metal
For Graves, though, the story was always stairs as passengers boarded the plane.
bigger than how the stowaway made it on The plane taxiing toward the runway. A
to the plane. The question was why. “We pause, and then the drone of Rolls-Royce
saw the aftermath of someone falling from engines attacking asphalt at 180 mph.
an aeroplane,” said Graves. “But for me, Ramirez survived a Havana-to-Madrid flight. The plane picking up speed, the noise
the interesting part was, where did the intensifying into the pneumatic whine of a
story start?” the fence. Pérez started to have second thousand dentist’s drills. Liftoff. A whip of
thoughts, and Ramirez half-dragged him to wind, an icy chill, and up to 10,000 feet,
S
INCE THE EARLIEST days of aviation, the plane. The engines were roaring madly. 20,000 feet, 35,000 feet. Colder and colder.
there have been stowaways. People They approached from the rear. Unconsciousness. Oblivion.
from countries such as Cuba, South
Africa, Kenya, Nigeria, and China have Pérez, who shortly after fell out of the plane He was buried in Lambeth cemetery on
secretly climbed onto planes in the hope of and was found alive on the runway, entered Feb. 26, 2020. It was a beautiful morning,
leaving their old life behind. They abscond the left wheel well, and Ramirez the right. clear and freezing cold. As workers pre-
for all kinds of reasons: poverty, unhap- The plane took off. “When the plane got up pared to lower the body into the ground, a
piness, boredom, despair. Bas Wie, the in the air,” Ramirez says, “the compartment solitary mourner panted into view. An offi-
12-year-old who stowed away in a Douglas started opening up to let the wheels come cial from the Kenyan embassy, dressed in a
DC-3 from Indonesia to Australia in 1946, inside. I was hanging on with my fingertips black suit and leather shoes, barely making
was an orphan who worked for food in the to the edge of the compartment and being it in time. The workmen lowered the coffin
kitchens of Kupang Airport in West Timor. blown sideways by the wind.” into the ground, and inclined their heads
A teenager who flew in the wheel well of Inside the wheel well, it was black and for a few seconds. On the coffin was a
a Boeing 767 from California to Hawaii deafening. “You became part of the noise. metal plaque, reading “Unknown (Male),
said he was trying to get back to his mother It made me shake. I put some cotton wool Died 30th June 2019, Aged 30.”
in Somalia. Every known wheel-well in my ears, but it didn’t work. When you When the body was in the ground, the
stowaway has been male. The youngest become the noise, it’s beyond comprehen- embassy worker spun on his heels and hur-
documented was a boy of 9. sion,” he said. But, wedged into the corner ried away. I looked at the grave. A nameless
Cuba is the most common country of origin of the compartment, Ramirez felt over- man lay before me in a little plot of south-
for wheel-well stowaways, with nine cases joyed. “I was content,” he said, “because I west London, in an unmarked grave, iden-
since 1947. Armando Socarras Ramirez made it.” tifiable only by a simple wooden cross and
was the first. In June 1969, when he was He leaned against the tires, which were hot a numeric code. There are so many people
17, Ramirez hid in the right wheel well of to the touch but cooled down quickly as like him. The horror of the Kenya Airways
a Douglas DC-8 that was due to make the the temperature in the wheel well plunged. stowaway’s death made for newspaper
eight-hour flight from Havana to Madrid. “It was very, very freezing,” he said, “and headlines, but many more migrants die, in
Upon landing, the pilot found Ramirez I was shivering and shaking.” He passed equally horrific circumstances, every week.
lying under the plane, covered in ice, not out, and his next memory is of waking up They keep quiet counsel in unvisited graves,
breathing. “The doctors in Spain called me underneath the plane in Madrid, before he and their stories vanish with them.
the Popsicle!” Ramirez told me recently. He blacked out again. Paramedics were called.
is now 69, a father of four and grandfather Staff carried him into the airport and left Adapted from a story first published in The
Getty
of 12, and lives in Virginia. him on the ground, thinking he was dead. Guardian. Used with permission.
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