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Introduction to 500+ conversation starters
Some questions we get a lot. How are you? Where are you from? What did you
study? We get them so often that the answers are almost automatic. A good opener
for Tinder or any other conversation is the opposite of that.

This handbook offers more than 500 different original openers in various categories
to help you: get inspired, level up your conversations and ask better questions.

What is your favorite art?

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If you could live in a work of art, which one would you choose?

See the difference? We are not going to lie to you. An excellent opener is rarely based
on CTRL+C and CTRL+V. Read the profile, be genuinely interested, change the
openers accordingly, make them yours, or even start the conversation by answering
one of those questions yourself.

Some of the openers require specific knowledge of the topic, so if you do not have
the knowledge, don't use them (e.g. quantitative easing). The majority of our
relationships are made up of conversations. Improving our conversational skills
doesn't just make us better at receiving more replies. It will help us enjoy life more.

We wish you many great and engaging conversations on Tinder and anywhere else.

Jan Antonin Kolar & Denis Valasek & GPT-3

Copyright 2020 ⓒ / All rights reserved / This book is not affiliated with Tinder and OpenAI
Disclaimer: We have made attempts to verify the information in the handbook. However neither of the author nor the publisher
assumes any responsibility for errors, omissions or contrary interpretations of the content within. This book is for entertainment
purposes, and the reader is responsible for her or his own actions.

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Contents
Introduction to 500+ conversation starters 2

Contents 3

General🔧 4

Books 📚 8

Animals 🐶 9

Sport 🏈 10

Cooking & Food 🍳 11

Photography 📷 12

Art & Design 🖼 13

Economy 📊 14

Traveling 🧳 15

Fashion 👠 16

Gaming 🕹 17

History 🦕 18

Chemistry & Physics 🧪 19

Space & Sci-Fi 🛰 20

Activism & Politics 🎗 21

Programming 🤓 22

Law 🏛 23

Education 🏫 24

Music 🎶 25

Entertainment 📺 26

Hazardous ⚠️ 27

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General 🔧
1. I dream of a better Tinder. A Tinder for altruism. A Tinder for justice. A Tinder
for beauty. A Tinder for love.
2. If your car could talk, what would it say?
3. What is your favorite insult?
4. Are you any good at hand sanitizer trivia?
5. What is your favorite preposition?
6. Do you like storms?
7. My biggest character flaw is tending to overwater plants.
8. What’s the best thing to put on a waffle?
9. Will you be my personal reminder to be spontaneous in life?
10. If you were a Ford car, what model would you be?
11. What would you do if you got one year older every day?
12. What’s your favorite punctuation mark?
13. How many rubber ducks are too much?
14. For a guy, do you think it’s acceptable to wear makeup?
15. What’s the most interesting thing you’ve ever found in a trashcan?
16. If you were a criminal, what would be your crime of choice?
17. Are you afraid of growing old?
18. Who is your favorite criminal?
19. If you had to live in one type of building for the rest of your life, what would it
be?
20. If you could live outdoors for a year, would you?
21. If you could be on a survival show, which one?
22. Are you a Realist, a Romantic, or a Cynic?
23. What would your dream city be like?
24. Would you choose X-Ray vision or invisibility?
25. Would you rather be the best at one thing or the jack of all trades?
26. Is your life a movie or a slideshow?

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27. What is your favorite type of leaf?
28. What is the craziest bet you ever won?
29. If you could master one skill instantly, what would it be?
30. Would you rather be a first-class passenger on a sinking ship or a third-class
passenger on a ship that makes it?
31. What would be the title of your autobiography?
32. What kind of change have you made recently?
33. Do you like nanobots?
34. How quickly can you solve a Rubik’s cube?
35. What’s an activity you find therapeutic?
36. If you could choose an alter ego, who would it be?
37. I like to recreate famous movie scenes on my Tinder account. Which one are
you in?
38. If you could pick a nickname for me, what would it be?
39. Are you more of an ocean person or a lake person?
40. What do you think the future of dating will be like?
41. What’s the most terrifying thing about the opposite sex?
42. What’s the best thing you ever borrowed?
43. Which is your favorite word in the English language?
44.Would you rather rob a bank with Batman or Catwoman?
45. If you built a house, what would you make your design philosophy be?
46. What is your illegal hobby?
47. I am asking myself, are men needed when there is Netflix and Ice Cream?
48. I’m on Tinder because I want to find a boyfriend/girlfriend who knows when to
use a semicolon.
49. Do you have any raisins? I’ve run out.
50. What is your favorite Element? I like Carbon. It reminds me of my life journey.
When heated and pressured, it can form a diamond.
51. Hey, I have a serious question. What's your favorite emoji?
52. Do you think Columbus was more explorer or capitalist?

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53. What is the weirdest plant you have?
54. What is your favorite building in the world?
55. Gemini, Sagittarius, Pisces, Scorpio, Aquarius, Capricorn or Leo?
56. If you were a kangaroo, how would you use your pouch?
57. I would love to see what you could do with a blank canvas.
58. How does it work here? Is it similar to Duolingo?
59. Which do you prefer: Romanesque, Gothic or Renaissance style?
60. Do you have unusual fears or superstitions? I fear finding highschool
classmates here.
61. What is your most far-fetched hypothesis about the world?
62. When was the last time you were in a fight?
63. If you could rename Tinder, what would you call it?
64. I love the outdoors, the peaceful silence that is only interrupted by the
occasional bird sound.
65. What is your favorite camping snack?
66. Totally agree with your last swipe left.
67. What do you think men lie about the most?
68. What would be your favorite seeds to grow?
69. Would you rather live in a world without clouds or a world without flowers?
70. What’s the hardest part of your job?
71. Hypothetically, If we were to text each other, what opener should I start the
conversation with?
72. If you could learn any dead language, which would it be?
73. If you could live forever, would you?
74. What is your favorite T-shirt slogan?
75. From time to time, I wish the brain were visible the same way the muscles are.
76. What was your favorite thing that you collected as a kid?
77. What’s your favorite Subway sandwich?
78. I think your smile is the Mona Lisa of Tinder.

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79. If you could write a book about your experiences on Tinder, what title would it
have?
80. What would you do if you got laid off tomorrow?
81. If you could be made the CEO of any company, which one would you choose?
82. What is your favorite flavor of Kit Kat?
83. You seem busy. How do you relax?
84. What is the most authentic pizza topping?
85. What is your favorite meme?
86. Are all carnivorous plants secretly plotting to eat us?
87. I can imagine what life was like before the Walkman.
88. Name a band that you thought were s***, but then changed your mind?
89. How are you going to change the world?
90. What made you realize you liked craft?
91. What is the biggest risk you have ever taken?
92. What’s the nerdiest thing about you?
93. What's the best/worst piece of advice you've ever received?
94. How does your dream job change the world?
95. Which job were you born to do?
96. Siri, Alexa, or Google Assistant?

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Books 📚
1. Do you like to read in public, or are you a covered-book person?
2. Do you think it’s wise to judge a book by its cover?
3. What is your favorite movie adaptation of a book?
4. I’m starting a book club, but my house is too small.
5. Which Harry Potter house do you belong to?
6. If you were asked to live your life as any book character, which one would you
choose?
7. Tell me three things you have in common with your favorite book character.
8. Have you ever swam through an entire book?
9. What book had the biggest impact on your life?
10. How long can you go without reading a book?
11. What’s the strangest thing you have ever read?
12. Have you ever read a book three times?
13. What percentage Slytherin are you?
14. If you could pick a fictional character to be your significant other, who would it
be?
15. Netflix or book?
16. How long is your reading list?
17. If your bookshelf could talk, what would it say?
18. Do you like to watch films based on books?
19. If you could have tea with one author, who would it be?
20. I remember the day before the apocalypse well. It was just like any other day;
hours spent studying my favorite subjects, followed by a delightful supper
with my family. Afterward, I retired to the bedroom for the night. Do you dare
to continue the story…

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Animals 🐶
1. How did you get your pet to sit still for a photo?
2. If your dog could talk, what would it say?
3. If you could have one animal power, which one would it be?
4. I bet my pet would like you.
5. What’s the most exotic animal you’ve ever encountered?
6. Do you have a favorite animal based on its looks or its personality?
7. What do you think is the most outstanding evolutionary achievement of any
animal?
8. I’m afraid of dogs. Maybe we could fix that together?
9. If you could have dinner with any three animals, who would you bring?
10. What is your favorite bug?
11. Do you think we should all be vegetarians?
12. What sound does cat make in your language?

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Sport 🏈
1. What sport do you think is the toughest?
2. Is your body a temple or a playground?
3. Name an exercise machine that you hate.
4. What does a really tough person do for exercise?
5. What’s your second sport?
6. What’s the furthest you’ve ever run?
7. What’s your average heart rate?
8. What sport do you dislike the most?
9. I could do a plank for as long as you can.
10. I think that six-pack is overrated.
11. If you were a rugby player, what position would you play?
12. I always have days where I’m just too lazy to work out. How about you?
13. Do you pump up your ego or just your quads?
14. If you could only do one sport for the rest of your life, which would you
choose?
15. Running with music or without?
16. Are you for, or against, dating runners?
17. What’s your favorite exercise? Burpees?
18. Be honest, are you a CrossFit addict?
19. What’s the most difficult move to perform as a cheerleader?
20. What’s your favorite CrossFit exercise?
21. How many pull-ups can you do without crashing?
22. What sport should be added to the Olympics?
23. At what Olympic sport do you have a best chance to win?

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Cooking & Food 🍳
1. How do you feel about cheese?
2. I want my relationship with you to be like the Greek salad, cheesy but healthy.
3. What do you cook when there’s no one around?
4. Name a food that you would bring to a knife fight.
5. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
6. If I could be any cheese, I would be Mozzarella.
7. If you were a sauce, what sauce?
8. What is your go-to breakfast food?
9. How about you and me and our friend Caesar salad?
10. What kind of food has never won your heart?
11. If you had a restaurant, what would you name it?
12. What is the worst food you’ve ever eaten?
13. If your kitchen could talk, what would it say?
14. Have you ever tried eating crickets?
15. If you were a meal, what would you be?
16. Are you the sort of person who would make a delicious smoothie?
17. What’s the spiciest food you can eat?
18. What is your favorite source of protein?
19. If I were to cook for you, what would you like me to cook?
20. I eat to forget.
21. I demand to see your food credentials before we can be friends.
22. I want my relationship with you to be like tacos, messy but perfect.
23. What dish are you going to order when we go out?
24. What apple do you prefer, the red one or the green one?
25. Tell me about your favorite breakfast.

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Photography 📷
1. If you had a choice of any photographer in history to take your picture, who
would you choose?
2. If you could take a picture of any person in history, who would it be?
3. Have you ever taken a selfie that you are proud of?
4. If you had to delete all your photos, but you could keep one, which one would
it be?
5. What is your opinion on the selfie stick?
6. Do you prefer to shoot with a smartphone or DSLR?
7. Is there a certain image you have always wanted to take?
8. I like your taste in photos. What camera do you use?
9. Are you a Canon or a Nikon person?
10. What would be the best photo to represent your life?
11. If you could have any camera in the world, what would it be?
12. Do you have any advice on how to take better profile pictures?
13. What kind of photography would you like to take in the future?
14. Who is the most interesting person you have photographed?
15. Do you prefer to shoot with a tripod or handheld?
16. What's the funniest photobomb you've ever seen?

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Art & Design 🖼
1. If you could live in a work of art, which one would you choose?
2. Would you rather have a Picasso or a Chagall on your wall?
3. Expressionism, Impressionism, Cubism, Pointillism?
4. What do you think about the concept of beauty?
5. What is your favorite font?
6. Which artist deserves a second look?
7. Do you think the art world is pretentious?
8. What is the weirdest or most obscure art form you’ve ever heard of?
9. If your life was a painting, what color would it be?
10. If you were in charge of choosing what paintings went into the Louvre
museum, what would you choose?
11. Have you ever kissed a canvas?
12. If you could have lunch with any artist, alive or dead, who would it be?
13. Is it possible to be friends and not like the same art?
14. I liked the way you framed your presentation.
15. How do you get your inspiration?
16. Which painting are you in Google Arts and Culture app?
17. You remind me of the scenery in an impressionistic painting.
18. What is the most expensive/coolest/dumbest thing you bought at an art
store?
19. If you could have any painting, which one would it be?

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Economy 📊
1. Sell me a pen.
2. Is love a zero-sum game?
3. Do you like monopoly? (NOTE: monopoly with the uncapitalized letter is
different from the game Monopoly)
4. Do you believe in the law of supply and demand?
5. If you were a currency, which one would you choose?
6. What is your favorite Ponzi scheme?
7. What is the best economic theory ever created?
8. What’s your favorite book about economics?
9. What currency is your heart?
10. Is there a greater risk of opening a restaurant or getting married?
11. What is your favorite economic term? Mine is quantitative easing.
12. Can I buy you a drink to support economic growth and prosperity?
13. Which social system is your favorite?
14. Would you rather date a stockbroker or a banker?
15. Do you believe in the “invisible hand”?
16. Do you like collateralized debt obligations?
17. I’d like to invest in you.
18. If Tinder were a country, it would be one of the world’s unequal countries with
regard to likes distribution. We need Karl Marx of Tinder.
19. Is the Economy for you more like astronomy or astrology?

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Traveling 🧳
1. Do you like visiting the Northern or Southern Hemisphere more?
2. Which city gives you goosebumps?
3. What’s the furthest you’ve ever been?
4. What’s the difference between a backpacker and a tourist?
5. What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever slept in?
6. What’s the biggest city you have ever been to?
7. How many miles have your hiking shoes logged?
8. What is your favorite foreign language?
9. Do you think airline miles are sexy?
10. I’d love to read your travel bucket list.
11. What would be the weirdest place you would want to travel to?
12. If you had to choose to travel back in time or to a far place in the universe,
where would you go?
13. Have you ever taken a trip alone?
14. Would you rather be the first person on Mars or the last person on Earth?
15. Which is your favorite airport?
16. Any recommendations on a backpack?
17. What is the most adventurous thing you have done?
18. Is your favorite place on Earth more than 40 km from civilization?
19. If you had to describe your single-most-intense travel experience in just three
words, what would you say?
20. Let’s design an imaginary country together. Let’s call it Tinderkistan. I’ll start
with cuisine—it’ll be Vietnamese. What language would you pick for our
country?
21. Do you prefer window, middle or aisle?

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Fashion 👠
1. If you were a clothing brand, what would your tagline be?
2. If your closet could talk, what would it say?
3. If you could wear any fashion trend from the past, what would it be?
4. What is the most rock 'n' roll thing you have?
5. Is there a clothing item that represents your personality?
6. If you would create a fashion brand, what would it be named?
7. Is it correct to call you a hipster or fashionista?
8. If you could dress as one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
9. What brand of clothing can you not tolerate?
10. What is your 'power suit'?
11. What is your biggest fashion regret?
12. Which country has better fashion: the US, UK, Germany, France or Italy?
13. If you could have any dress in the world, what would it be like?
14. What style of clothing do you think would best suit me?
15. Do you consider yourself a trend follower or a part of the anti-trend
movement?
16. What's your favorite way to show off your style?

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Gaming 🕹
1. Name a video game character that you find attractive.
2. If you were in a video game, what kind of power would you want to have?
3. Have you ever dated in Sims?
4. Amazon, Barbare, Necromancer, Paladin, or Druid?
5. If you could make a game about anything, what would it be about?
6. Do you prefer cops or robbers?
7. I think Tinder is some “escape from the room” game.
8. Want to go on a quest?
9. What’s the weirdest video game you’ve played?
10. If aliens came to Earth and insisted that we played a board game against
them, what would you play?
11. I have an excellent Tinder line, but it mostly works on two-dimensional beings.
12. If a war between good and evil broke out, which side would you be on?
13. In the dark of the night, the light of the moon is the only thing allowing you to
navigate your way through the ruins of Detroit. You hear a creature coming
from around the corner. What would you do?
14. Which Pokémon was the first to be your starter?
15. What is your favorite video game that you have not played yet?
16. What is your favorite 80s arcade shooting game?
17. What is the hardest boss you have ever killed?
18. What’s the most underrated game?
19. Have you ever walked away from a game because it was too hard?
20. Would you rather fight a dragon or a giant owl?
21. Have you ever played a video game for more than 100 hours?
22. Do you think that moves from Beat Saber are an acceptable dance style?
23. In what game can you not be beaten?
24. What games did you try to speedrun?

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History 🦕
1. What’s your favorite war?
2. Is there a particular historical figure you find attractive?
3. What historical figure would you want to be friends with?
4. I love your profile. It’s so Renaissance.
5. What is your favorite Roman god?
6. What was the last historical event you found interesting?
7. Have you ever dressed up as a historical figure for Halloween?
8. What historical event would you like to change?
9. If we were to time travel together, where would you take me?
10. What is your favorite battle in history?
11. If you were a teacher and I was a student, what history question would you ask
me?
12. Would you rather live in the Roman time or the Dark Age?
13. What historical event influenced you the most?
14. What would you be doing if the dinosaurs never went extinct?
15. What are the three historical places you would like to visit the most?
16. Do you think Leonardo Da Vinci would beat Michaelangelo in a fight?
17. What would be in your top five list of historical events that you would love to
see happening?
18. What conquest would you have liked to participate in?

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Chemistry & Physics 🧪
1. If you were going to pick poison for someone else, what would you use?
2. What element makes you most happy? And which one makes you the
saddest?
3. Who is your favorite chemist?
4. l think that if we were elements, I’m chlorine, and you are sodium.
5. What’s the chemical formula for a successful relationship?
6. What do you sell on the black market?
7. What element makes you most happy? And which one makes you the
saddest?
8. Have you ever mixed up a caffeine-addiction-date with a
sugar-addiction-date?
9. What is the best catalyst to speed up a Tinder conversation?
10. Let’s see what kind of reaction we get when we put our atoms together.
11. Chemists are the only people who know how to have fun.
12. What’s your favorite chemical compound?
13. If you could change one thing about yourself chemically, what would it be?
14. How many elements do you know by heart from the periodic table?
15. What’s the element with the funniest name?
16. Who is your favorite chemist?
17. Who is your favorite Nobel prize winner?
18. My celebrity crush is Paul Dirac.
19. What’s your favorite physical law?

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Space & Sci-Fi 🛰
1. What is your favorite part of the Solar system?
2. What would you name the planet you are going to colonize?
3. What was the last space movie you watched?
4. Where would you rather live, Jupiter or Mars?
5. I think it’s strange that Pluto is called a planet.
6. What is your most far-fetched hypothesis concerning space?
7. If you could visit any planet, which one would it be?
8. What is your favorite constellation?
9. Let’s watch ISS orbiting the earth at night!
10. What is the best alien movie?
11. It’s evident from your profile that you love space: did you grow up wanting to
be an astronaut?
12. Have you ever seen the Northern or Southern Lights?
13. Have you ever cosplayed as an astronaut?
14. Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica or Doctor Who?
15. How long would you think it will take for aliens to contact humans?
16. If you had the choice to be an alien, what type of alien would you prefer to be?
17. Is there something extraterrestrial on your bucket list?
18. Would you rather be a hive-mind or an individual consciousness?
19. Any intelligent AI apocalypse survival tips?
20. What future technology are you looking forward to?
21. What teleportation method do you prefer and why?
22. What's your Stargate address?
23. Was the Empire right?

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Activism & Politics 🎗
1. What’s the most effective way for an individual to improve society?
2. Who was your last Facebook or Twitter fight with?
3. If you could vote for a fictional character, which one would it be?
4. Have you ever protested in the streets?
5. What’s the first social cause that you became aware of?
6. What’s your favorite political theory?
7. If you could be president for a day, what would you do?
8. If you could add one amendment to the Constitution, what would it be?
9. How do you feel about capitalism?
10. What is the most effective political protest you have participated in?
11. What’s your least favorite corporation?
12. What is the craziest way you reduce the carbon footprint?
13. How important is it for you to find a partner who shares the same political
views as you?
14. Are immigration laws a human right?
15. Are you for or against globalism?
16. What kind of volunteering is the most satisfying?

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Programming 🤓
1. How do you feel about the possibility of a robot uprising?
2. How can we improve the algorithms of Tinder?
3. Are we going to emit MATCH_SUCCESFULL event?
4. If you created a programming language, what would it be named?
5. What's your favorite password and why?
6. If your IDE could talk, what would it say?
7. Give me lines of code that will make you fall in love with me.
8. Once invented, what would be the first thing you would ask AGI?
9. Would you rather be an object in C++ or in Python?
10. What would be the first thing you would ask AI?
11. What programming language do you wish you were better at?
12. Will computers ever be self-aware?
13. What’s your favorite web browser?
14. What language would you rather live without?
15. Do you go to bed with your IDE open?
16. How can I be sure that there is a human on the other side of the screen?
17. What would you ask me to know I am a human, not a bot?
18. If you were to create the first self-aware AI, what name would you give it?
19. Do you often think about singularity?
20. What is your favorite error message?
21. I believe that CS will make me rich. Do you think it will also make me happy?
22. What is your favorite subreddit?
23. Be my debugger.
24. What do you think is the most exciting effect of deep learning?
25. How do you feel about the new `for` loop syntax that was introduced in ES6?
26. What will you do if us-east-1 goes down?
27. What is larger, your rent or your AWS bill?
28. What's your favorite backup method?

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Law 🏛
1. In your opinion, what law is the silliest?
2. What crime would you commit if you knew you could get away with it and not
go to jail?
3. What’s your favorite courtroom drama?
4. What do you consider the most over-punished crime?
5. What’s your favorite legal term?
6. Do you ever find yourself defending your case in your head?
7. What do you think I would get arrested for? What’s something you feel should
be illegal but isn’t?
8. Which law can you not live without?
9. Which law do you hate the most?
10. What’s the most interesting thing someone has said in a courtroom?
11. How hard is it to defend someone you know is guilty?
12. If you were going to write a constitution for a fantasy society, what would be
your government model?
13. Which country has the best prison system?
14. How often do you catch yourself breaking the law?
15. Do you have a favorite legal case?

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Education 🏫
1. What was the most brilliant way you cheated on a test?
2. What's your least favorite school rule?
3. Rules are there to be broken - which one did you break most often?
4. What was the last thing you learned in school?
5. Who was your favorite high school teacher and why?
6. If you could create your own course, what would your course title be?
7. What is the most interesting information you have learned in school?
8. What was your favorite meal in the cafeteria?
9. What was the combination to your locker and why?
10. What information do you still remember to this day from school even though
there is no need to remember it?
11. What is the thing you were good at in school?
12. Stupidest thing you learned in school?
13. What class would you teach if you had your choice of subject?
14. If you had to drop out of school, what would you do?
15. What is the dumbest homework excuse you have ever heard?
16. Would you rather go to school wearing a school uniform or a ninja outfit?
17. What's the school tradition that you like the most?
18. What school prank did you always want to do?
19. How would your life change if you graduated from Stanford?
20. What's your favorite mathematical formula?

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Music 🎶
1. What is your favorite love song that you never hear anymore?
2. What song do you sing in the shower?
3. What was your favorite 90’s song?
4. If you could modify the Spotify algorithm, which song would you play
randomly to people?
5. If you could change one album name, which one would it be?
6. What genre of music defines your personality?
7. Music is a lot like food in that it makes me hungry.
8. I know that we don't know each other very well, but I need your opinion on the
type of music they play in grocery stores.
9. What song would you sing in a karaoke bar?
10. What's the weirdest music video you've seen?
11. What artist would you enjoy a lot more now if you knew she was in the mafia?
12. What genre of music do I look like to you?
13. Do you think it's more important to listen to music from our generation or
music from other generations?
14. Can you choose one lyric from Beyonce's song "Formation" that really hits
home with you?
15. What are the most important qualities of a great DJ?
16. What does your dream musical collaboration sound like?
17. If animals could play on musical instruments, what genre would become most
popular?
18. What is the most embarrassing song you like to listen to?
19. What is your favorite live music experience?

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Entertainment 📺
1. What was the last show you watched?
2. Which TV show made you yell out loud?
3. If you could switch out any TV show character with any other, who would you
switch?
4. What's your favorite Pixar movie?
5. Which TV Show have you invested the most time in over the years?
6. Are you a Disney+ or a Netflix person?
7. What movie do you wish you could see in a theater when it premiered?
8. What plot holes keep you awake at night?
9. If you could be a movie character, who would you be?
10. Which movie villain was right?
11. Do you prefer true stories or fictional stories?
12. How would you make your favorite film even better?
13. Name five things you learned from TV shows.
14. What TV show character do you identify with the most?
15. I've been thinking about how the whole Hunger Games trilogy is set in the
future, but it's written in the past tense.
16. What movie do you quote the most?
17. What movie do you meme the most?
18. What reality TV show would you like to be a contestant on?
19. How would you rewrite the Game of Thrones ending?
20. Which movie has the funniest memes?

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Hazardous ⚠️
Sometimes conversations require weird/unexpected questions. Use them with great
caution.

1. What’s your favorite Teletubby?

2. How many Lego bricks would it take to build a life-sized model of you?
3. I’ve just learned to knit. Maybe you can be my practice pattern.
4. I took a $100,000 online class on how to talk to girls – it didn’t help.
5. Hey, I’m not a bot. I promise!
6. If a heron, a beaver, and a tiger were standing in a row, what would you say?
7. Permissive or restrictive?
8. Want to start a cult with me and leave reality behind?
9. I’d go to Harvard for you.
10. This is crazy. You’re the 10,000th person I’ve messaged on Tinder.
11. Can I show you my collection of 1998 Pokemon cards?
12. You seem really good at Pokemon Go. Can you show me where to catch
Flareon?
13. Are you gonna post this on Reddit?
14. Do you ever find yourself struggling to find a conversation topic when you
meet new people?
15. What do chickens think about before they lay eggs?
16. Would you rather I use my beard or my fingers to tickle you?
17. What’s your drug of choice? (Weed? Alcohol? My mum’s meatballs?)
18. This is kinda awkward, but I never got a reply to my last 100 Tinder messages…
19. You remind me of antique milk.
20. I recently found out that I have an affinity with squid.
21. I’ll volunteer to get a date.
22. What is your favorite Icelandic film?
23. What are your favorite neologisms?

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24. How do you deal with slugs in the garden?
25. What’s your scientific opinion on Schrödinger’s cat?
26. Do you think penguins should be allowed to marry?
27. Would you like to see my Apple Watch?
28. A horse, a tiger, and a zebra are drinking at a bar. Which two are most likely to
hook up?
29. I had this point in my life where the only way I could feel alive was when I was
sunburned.
30. I think the government is spying on us.
31. What’s a terrifying thing about quantum physics?
32. What is your favorite type of roof?
33. If aliens invaded the Earth, what would be the optimal strategy for humanity
to defend itself?
34. Have you ever dated someone from a different decade?
35. Is eating an entire jar of Nutella healthy?
36. What is the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
37. I made a bracelet out of bubblegum once.
38. What is your favorite Tarot card?
39. What do you think competitive dating is?
40. Do you think you could live in a LEGO house?
41. Your biggest fault/area for improvement?
42. How do you prepare for Monday?
43. What's the probability of us meeting?
44.Do you believe in tea leaves and palm readings?

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