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Gabing gabi na ha
Son: not now Mom, I'm so tired and ang daming projects dapat ipasa, mga activities na dapat
i-attend and research for my thesis, 1 on 1 interview with my prof and bukas may meeting pa
with dean. I'm so stressed out!
Mommy: (sabay batok sa anak) Stressed out?! Anak kinder ka plang, Kinder!
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Nanay: Anak. hindi ka ba nahihiya niyan? tawag ako ng tawag sayo, para utusan ka. tapos
ikaw, text ka lang ng text dyan habang kinikilig sa kung sinumang ka text mo?!
Anak: Nay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako ang mag-uutos sa inyo at ikaw ang nagte-text
dito habang kinikilig?
Nanay: sabi ko nga. Sorry naman, Anak!
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Mom: Anak, you're good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Anak: Sure Mom!
Mom: If your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Anak: thank you po!
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Mother:Nak balita ko may galit na galit daw sayo ha Facebook? Block mo na kaya
Child: Ayoko Ma, gusto ko pa syang inggitin Hanggang mastroke! hahaha
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