TITLE: DUICE DUICE FUCK

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: welter, the stock market crash

WRITERS: null, benny , wœrm
RATED ALL AGES
welter was just vibing one day on his swag car sipping his lemon duice, when
suddenly flurry ran up to him frantically holding her phone
"WLETER WELTER WELTER UR NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS" she screamed
"why what the fuck" welter said confused
"the ENTIRE stock market just fucking crashed. this is NOT good for our crypto-bro
callout posts dude!!!!"
"oh shit ur right." wleter said, pondering what he'd ever do not being able to make
fun of nfts since they snapped out of existance due to the crash.
"well, i guess we're gonna have to commit some crimes" welter and flurry said in
perfect unison.
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welter and flurry proceeded to rob people of whatever money they had and then ran
into the woods hoping to escape taxes. sadly they had to sell their funky car cuz
money or smthn. they watched as the entire stockmarket crash continued to do a
horny eagle death spiral. welter however, became fascinated with the stock market
crash, like in a slut kinda way.
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"Flurry,, isnt the stock market so sexy???"
Welter asked her, blushing
"No???? what the fuck is wrong with you???"
Flurry asked, confused.

"How is it not to you???! it's so sexy,,,, everyone is losing their money and are
all poor and sickly. Its so hot!!!"
"You need therapy, love" flurry said to welter

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