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    The document appears to be a humorous self-promotion by Sila Hatun Ozdemir for why they would make the perfect friend. In 3 sentences or less, it claims that they are funny, cool, and know how to have fun unlike others. It also mentions that they have weird feet that people love, are not good at games but others can feel superior by beating them, and are "almost black" which supposedly makes them the ideal best friend for white people.

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    Reasons I'm The Perfect Friend

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    The document appears to be a humorous self-promotion by Sila Hatun Ozdemir for why they would make the perfect friend. In 3 sentences or less, it claims that they are funny, cool, and know how to have fun unlike others. It also mentions that they have weird feet that people love, are not good at games but others can feel superior by beating them, and are "almost black" which supposedly makes them the ideal best friend for white people.

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    Reasons i'm the

    perfect friend
    presentation by:
    Sıla Hatun Özdemir
    I'm funny af.

    Also, i' so cool


    and know how to
    have fun; unlike
    you.
    I have
    perfectly
    wierd feet.
    And i know you LOVE 'em.
    I suck at
    games. even
    though dying
    is the
    purpose.
    and you can ego-trip by that.
    I'm almost black!

    every white people has an almost-black best friend.


    (this is how i pee)

    I pee a lot at night.


    so you can have a breath while talking.


    I used to be a
    drug addict.
    I took them for a long time that now
    i'm the antidepressant itself.
    WHICH MEANS i can help you with
    mental issues.
    I don't put the
    mouth into
    angry face >:
    i know how to save my time

    I know how to say


    OH MERDA!
    thanks to the movie, everything
    everywhere all at once

    I have an alien coat.


    and i don't regret wearing it.

    And most important,


    you like talking to me.
    cause i'm dumb and you're the dumbest.

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