Satanic Fart

Muhammad, the prophet of Islam had some very unusual views about Satan.
For instance ...

Satanic Urine

Muhammad thought that Satan urinated in people’s ears !!!

Bukhari 1093 ‫ﺻﺤﯿﺢ اﻟﺒﺨﺎرى‬

‫ذﻛﺮ ﻋﻨﺪ اﻟﻨﺒﻲ ﺻﻠﻰ ﷲ ﻋﻠﯿﮫ وﺳﻠﻢ رﺟﻞ ﻓﻘﯿﻞ ﻣﺎ زال ﻧﺎﺋﻤﺎ ﺣﺘﻰ أﺻﺒﺢ ﻣﺎ ﻗﺎم إﻟﻰ اﻟﺼﻼة ﻓﻘﺎل ﺑﺎل اﻟﺸﯿﻄﺎن ﻓﻲ أذﻧﮫ‬

http://hadith.al-islam.com/Page.aspx?pageid=192&BookID=24&TOCID=737

Bukhari :: Book 2 :: Volume 21 :: Hadith 245

Narrated 'Abdullah :
A person was mentioned before the Prophet (p.b.u.h) and he was told that he had
kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up for the prayer. The Prophet said,
"Satan urinated in his ears."

http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/002.021.245.html

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Satanic Yawning

Muhammad also thought that yawning is from Satan !!!

Bukhari 5869 ‫ﺻﺤﯿﺢ اﻟﺒﺨﺎرى‬

‫ﻋﻦ اﻟﻨﺒﻲ ﺻﻠﻰ ﷲ ﻋﻠﯿﮫ وﺳﻠﻢ إن ﷲ ﯾﺤﺐ اﻟﻌﻄﺎس وﯾﻜﺮه اﻟﺘﺜﺎؤب ﻓﺈذا ﻋﻄﺲ ﻓﺤﻤﺪ ﷲ ﻓﺤﻖ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻛﻞ ﻣﺴﻠﻢ ﺳﻤﻌﮫ‬
‫أن ﯾﺸﻤﺘﮫ وأﻣﺎ اﻟﺘﺜﺎؤب ﻓﺈﻧﻤﺎ ھﻮ ﻣﻦ اﻟﺸﯿﻄﺎن ﻓﻠﯿﺮده ﻣﺎ اﺳﺘﻄﺎع ﻓﺈذا ﻗﺎل ھﺎ ﺿﺤﻚ ﻣﻨﮫ اﻟﺸﯿﻄﺎن‬

http://hadith.al-islam.com/Page.aspx?pageid=192&BookID=24&TOCID=3460

Bukhari :: Book 8 :: Volume 73 :: Hadith 242

Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "Allah likes sneezing and dislikes yawning, so if someone sneezes
and then praises Allah, then it is obligatory on every Muslim who heard him, to say:
May Allah be merciful to you (Yar-hamuka-l-lah). But as regards yawning, it is
from Satan, so one must try one's best to stop it, if one says 'Ha' when yawning,
Satan will laugh at him."
http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/008.073.242.html

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Satanic Nose

Muhammad believed that Satan enters one's nose at nightime !!!

Bukhari 3121 ‫ﺻﺤﯿﺢ اﻟﺒﺨﺎرى‬

‫ﻋﻦ اﻟﻨﺒﻲ ﺻﻠﻰ ﷲ ﻋﻠﯿﮫ وﺳﻠﻢ ﻗﺎل إذا اﺳﺘﯿﻘﻆ أراه أﺣﺪﻛﻢ ﻣﻦ ﻣﻨﺎﻣﮫ ﻓﺘﻮﺿﺄ ﻓﻠﯿﺴﺘﻨﺜﺮ ﺛﻼﺛﺎ ﻓﺈن اﻟﺸﯿﻄﺎن ﯾﺒﯿﺖ ﻋﻠﻰ‬
‫ﺧﯿﺸﻮﻣﮫ‬

http://hadith.al-
islam.com/Page.aspx?pageid=192&TOCID=2023&BookID=24&PID=3123

Bukhari :: Book 4 :: Volume 54 :: Hadith 516

Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he
should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because
Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night."

http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/004.054.516.html

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Satanic Dream

He also believed that a bad dream is from Satan !!!

Bukhari 3118 ‫ﺻﺤﯿﺢ اﻟﺒﺨﺎرى‬

‫ﻗﺎل اﻟﻨﺒﻲ ﺻﻠﻰ ﷲ ﻋﻠﯿﮫ وﺳﻠﻢ اﻟﺮؤﯾﺎ اﻟﺼﺎﻟﺤﺔ ﻣﻦ ﷲ واﻟﺤﻠﻢ ﻣﻦ اﻟﺸﯿﻄﺎن ﻓﺈذا ﺣﻠﻢ أﺣﺪﻛﻢ ﺣﻠﻤﺎ ﯾﺨﺎﻓﮫ ﻓﻠﯿﺒﺼﻖ ﻋﻦ‬
‫ﯾﺴﺎره وﻟﯿﺘﻌﻮذ ﺑﺎ� ﻣﻦ ﺷﺮھﺎ ﻓﺈﻧﮭﺎ ﻻ ﺗﻀﺮه‬

http://hadith.al-
islam.com/Page.aspx?pageid=192&TOCID=2023&BookID=24&PID=3120

Bukhari :: Book 4 :: Volume 54 :: Hadith 513

Narrated Abu Qatada:

The Prophet said, "A good dream is from Allah, and a bad or evil dream is from
Satan; so if anyone of you has a bad dream of which he gets afraid, he should spit on
his left side and should seek Refuge with Allah from its evil, for then it will not harm
him."

http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/004.054.513.html

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Satanic Fart

Muhammad believed that Satan passes wind with noise !!!

Bukhari 3111 ‫ﺻﺤﯿﺢ اﻟﺒﺨﺎرى‬

‫ﻗﺎل اﻟﻨﺒﻲ ﺻﻠﻰ ﷲ ﻋﻠﯿﮫ وﺳﻠﻢ إذا ﻧﻮدي ﺑﺎﻟﺼﻼة أدﺑﺮ اﻟﺸﯿﻄﺎن وﻟﮫ ﺿﺮاط ﻓﺈذا ﻗﻀﻲ أﻗﺒﻞ ﻓﺈذا ﺛﻮب ﺑﮭﺎ أدﺑﺮ ﻓﺈذا‬
‫ﻗﻀﻲ أﻗﺒﻞ ﺣﺘﻰ ﯾﺨﻄﺮ ﺑﯿﻦ اﻹﻧﺴﺎن وﻗﻠﺒﮫ ﻓﯿﻘﻮل اذﻛﺮ ﻛﺬا وﻛﺬا ﺣﺘﻰ ﻻ ﯾﺪري أﺛﻼﺛﺎ ﺻﻠﻰ أم أرﺑﻌﺎ ﻓﺈذا ﻟﻢ ﯾﺪر ﺛﻼﺛﺎ‬
‫ﺻﻠﻰ أو أرﺑﻌﺎ ﺳﺠﺪ ﺳﺠﺪﺗﻲ اﻟﺴﮭﻮ‬

Bukhari :: Book 1 :: Volume 11 :: Hadith 582

Narrated Abu Huraira:

Allah's Apostle said, "When the Adhan is pronounced Satan takes to his heels and
passes wind with noise during his flight in order not to hear the Adhan. When the
Adhan is completed he comes back and again takes to his heels when the Iqama is
pronounced and after its completion he returns again till he whispers into the heart
of the person (to divert his attention from his prayer) and makes him remember
things which he does not recall to his mind before the prayer and that causes him to
forget how much he has prayed."

http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/001.011.582.html

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If Muhammad was truly Allah’s apostle, then what he taught came from Allah and
must be true. But, if what he said is so outlandish and absurd that it cannot be true,
then how can he be an apostle of Allah?
The logic is inescapable.

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MUSLIMS, keep your heads down.

The world has read your books and history,
there’s no place for fairy tales or lies.

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See also: Stoned by Monkeys

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