Adventure Time S01-1

Slumber Party Panic (剧本) 歌词

标题：睡衣派对恐慌

[这一集开始于糖果王国，Jake 开玩笑地追逐 Lady

Rainicorn。]

Jake：是的，你认为你在那里很漂亮，但我可以得
到你！[他伸展到女士的水平。]

*彩虹女士用韩语说了些什么*

[Finn 和泡泡糖公主在墓地里，桌子上摆满了不同的
化学品。]

泡泡糖公主：好的。让我再加三滴爆发性腹泻。
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[她补充说爆发性腹泻，一团形状像头骨的巨大云团
喷了出来。不是什么好兆头。]

芬恩和泡泡糖公主：噢噢...

芬恩：嘿，泡泡糖公主，当我们让死者起死回生时，
会不会长满虫子？

泡泡糖公主：不。如果我的 decorpsinator 血清有效，

所有死去的糖果人都会像你一样年轻健康。

[Finn 一边用手拍打胸口，一边发出“Tarzan-yell”的
声音。]

Bubblegum 公主：拿起那个盘子，硬汉。

[Finn 拿起一个盘子，打开盖子，露出一具糖果人的
尸体。]

Finn：Cream Puff 老先生？

泡泡糖公主：[咯咯笑]我们曾经约会过。[涂抹血
清。]

[先生。Cream Puff 的尸体开始发光并溢出冒着嘶嘶

声的血清。]

Finn：出事了！来吧，来吧...

泡泡糖公主：工作。

[僵尸先生 Cream Puff 出现并呻吟。]

芬恩：代数！

泡泡糖公主：等等，出事了。

僵尸奶油泡芙先生：糖！[从他的眼睛和嘴里喷出血
清]

芬恩和泡泡糖公主：呃！

[僵尸奶油泡芙先生跳进一个巨大的试管中。试管掉
落并感染了整个墓地。Zombie Candy 人们开始从他
们的坟墓中复活。]
Finn：嘿，看，decorpsinator serum 正在工作！

泡泡糖公主：不，这是错误的。他们不会复活——他
们还是死了！decorpsinator 血清——它是不完整的！
[她揉了揉一个看起来像一颗爱心的糖果人的头。]

Zombie Love Heart：[猛烈抨击泡泡糖公主] Rah。

一定要吃糖！

芬恩：[把他推回去]你被禁足了，先生。

泡泡糖公主：哦，这真的很糟糕。他们会被糖果王国
所吸引！

芬恩：为什么？

泡泡糖公主：因为糖果人是糖做的，呀叮咚！

僵尸奶油泡芙先生：[泡泡糖公主]宝贝，给我一些糖。
芬恩：咀嚼这个！[踢他]
泡泡糖公主：[咯咯笑] 好样的，芬恩。快，去王国！

[他们跑出墓地]

芬恩：[踢另一个僵尸] 活命！

[泡泡糖公主在她的城堡顶部，敲响了一个大钟]

泡泡糖公主：糖果王国的所有公民！立即向皇宫报告！

[糖果人困惑地喃喃自语，走向宫殿]

杰克：哇！

[杰克和夫人去王宫。泡泡糖公主注意到僵尸慢慢离
开墓地。]

泡泡糖公主：[担心] 快点，亲爱的公民。

芬恩：好的，你听到公主的声音了，所有人都进来了！
好了，不推了，加油！
杰克：伙计，怎么了？

芬恩：公主会解释一切的。Tree Trunks，小姑娘，
把热包子拿来。

Tree Trunks：[端着十字面包]哦，希望不是坏消息。

[泡泡糖公主和芬恩关上门]

芬恩：我们都得到了吗？

Manfried：所有人都在场并被解释。

芬恩：谢谢，曼弗里德。

曼弗里德：不客气。

泡泡糖公主：市民们，我们聚集在糖果大厅，等待一
个重要的宣布。今晚我们都将要举行一场……睡衣派
对！

芬恩：什么？！
[人群欢呼]

芬恩：等等！那僵尸呢——？！[泡泡糖公主捂住嘴
巴]

泡泡糖公主：开始派对吧。

芬恩：[声音低沉]但是，公主，亡灵——

泡泡糖公主：[把芬恩带到实验室]我们马上回来，大
家。

杰克：哇哦！

[在实验室]

泡泡糖公主：芬恩，糖果人不知道僵尸的事。

芬恩：什么？！

泡泡糖公主：如果他们知道，他们会发疯的。
Finn：你说的“flip out”是什么意思？

泡泡糖公主：我的意思是他们会大发雷霆。

[场景切换到墓地；Starchy 拿着铲子来了。]

Starchy：公主？是我，掘墓人斯塔奇。我给你带来
了一把更大的尸铲。哦，公主？好吧，那我就在这里
等你。陵墓旁。我转过身。我的防御降低了。

[当 Starchy 这样做时，Candy Zombie 从陵墓中出来

并走到 Starchy 身边，Starchy 开始尖叫和喘息，然
后……砰砰！！！他在一道闪光中爆炸。回到城
堡。]

芬恩：糖果人害怕时会爆炸？！

泡泡糖公主：不告诉 Candy People 僵尸的事非常重

要，所以你需要保证，Royal Promise，永远不会让
任何人知道僵尸。
芬恩：好的，当然。

泡泡糖公主：不，芬恩。你要御诺。

芬恩：是的，[跪下] 我是皇家承诺。

泡泡糖公主：现在我必须在实验室里与世隔绝，完成
我的 decorpsinator 血清的方程式。你让糖果人分心
和无知。你能做到吗？

芬恩：是的，殿下。

泡泡糖公主：好。不要告诉任何人僵尸的事。永远不
能。[她离开]

芬恩：不，等等。我至少可以告诉 [Jake 进入] Jake

吗？

杰克：告诉我什么，伙计？

Finn：你知道，关于 zom 的爆发——[捂住嘴]

Jake：[轻笑]好吧，发生什么事了？

芬恩：呃，没什么，伙计！[尴尬地笑着跳进门厅]

杰克：嘿，伙计。我认为你和泡泡糖在搞什么鬼。

芬恩：[紧张地]啊哈啊，什么？不，不可能。

杰克：哇，你们搞事情了。这是恶作剧吗？我可以参
与其中吗？

芬恩：[对参加聚会的人] 谁想玩“真心话大冒险””？

杰克：嗯...

芬恩：好吧，乔科伯里，你可以要求别人说出深刻的
真相或大胆的事情。
乔科伯里：纸杯蛋糕先生，真相还是大胆？纸杯

蛋糕先生：敢。
乔科伯里：我敢问你脱掉你的包装纸。

[每个人都“哦”起来]

杰克：[肩膀芬恩]嘿说真的，伙计。我是你的兄弟。
兄弟们应该一直告诉兄弟们所有的事情。你和泡泡糖
在做什么？一切都结束了吗？好吗？

芬恩：是的！很好！一切都很棒！嘿嘿。[皱巴巴的
声音]除了那个。哇。[纸杯

蛋糕先生撕掉了他的包装纸]

薄荷管家：我不知道他是巧克力。

纸杯蛋糕先生：杰克，真心话还是大冒险？

杰克：真相。

纸杯蛋糕先生：你喜欢巧克力还是软糖？
杰克：我不能吃巧克力或软糖，因为我是一只狗，它
们可能会杀了我，但嗯嗯可能……两者都不会。芬恩！
真心话大冒险？

芬恩：大胆！哈哈！

杰克：我敢说你……告诉我你脑子里在想什么。当你
们单独在一起时，你和泡泡糖在谈论什么？

[每个人都“噢”起来]

芬恩：[紧张地]嗯，啊，事实是，啊……

[芬恩在杰克身上想象泡泡糖公主的脸]

泡泡糖公主的幻觉：你答应过你不会告诉任何人！哦，
你真可爱，芬恩。

Finn：啊……事实是……我宁愿玩 Dodge Socks！

[芬恩向杰克扔袜子，泡泡糖公主的脸消失了]
杰克：在你停止回避我的问题之前，我不会玩躲避袜
子的游戏。嘿... [嗅袜子] 奶油泡芙老先生？他不是死
了吗？

芬恩：嘿，把我的袜子还给我！道奇袜子是个坏主意！

杰克：哇。[生气地]听着伙计，告诉我发生了什么事，
因为今晚你比炮弹还疯狂。

[Finn 从 Jake 身后的窗户往外看，看到僵尸来了]

Finn：[思考] 哦，天哪！公主还没算完方程式，僵尸
就来了！

芬恩：我，呃，她只是想让这个睡衣派对超级有趣，
如果我真的有话要告诉你，我会马上告诉你，这会让
我的生活更轻松，除非有什么事情阻止我，比如一个
承诺，但没有，所以我不会，所以很酷。

[僵尸出现在杰克身后的窗边]
僵尸：糖！

[Finn 关上百叶窗]

Jake：什么？你失去了我。

芬恩：嗯……嘿，你知道现在几点了吗？

杰克：冒险时间？

芬恩：不，是七分钟天堂的时间！你是第一个。

杰克：真的吗？

芬恩：雨谷女士！和杰克在壁橱里！

*彩虹夫人用韩语说了些什么*

杰克：好的，好的，好的。[壁橱门在杰克和女士面
前关上] 但是七分钟后，我会出来让你说出你的豆子，
芬恩。
芬恩：我在天堂一路都听不到你的声音！

[Finn 向窗外望去，一群喊着“Sugar”的僵尸过来并开
始敲门]

Chet：嗯，还有其他人听到吗？

芬恩：什么？听到什么？我，我什么都没听到。

[Candy People 开始窃窃私语，因为他们也听到了砰

砰声。]

切特：我听到一些我听不懂的东西……这让我很害怕！
[开始颤抖]

芬恩：什么？不，切特。大家等等 什么噪音？你是
说这个噪音？[打开收音机，派对灯亮了。]

Chet：哦。[笑]

芬恩：是的！跳舞吧！振作起来！呃！呃！呃！哦！
[僵尸从大门出来，Finn 冲到门口，抓起一张桌子]
Chocoberry：Finn，你现在玩的是什么游戏？
[Finn 用桌子挡住门]

Finn：呃，这是……Blockado。哈哈，路障游戏。来
吧，让我们封锁所有的入口和窗户！

[糖果人欢呼起来，在丧尸进来之前开始封锁门窗]

芬恩：好吧，这不是永久性的解决方案。想想芬恩，
你怎么能不让每个人都发现呢？

曼弗里德：芬恩，你想知道什么？

芬恩：曼弗里德，会说话的皮纳塔！你方便的外表给
了我一个好主意。大家，拿一根棍子！新游戏！我们
要砸碎一些皮纳塔！

曼弗里德：什么？

芬恩：除了你，曼弗里德。
曼弗里德：哦，谢天谢地。

[Finn 从 Taffy Girl 身上脱下一些衣服]

Finn：现在每个人都戴上这些眼罩。[耳语]谢谢，太
妃糖女孩。

[Finn 跑到蒙着眼睛的 Candy People 中间挥舞着棍

子]

Finn：好的，大家聚在一起。我正在挂皮纳塔……
[僵尸冲破路障]他们都在你身边。粉碎皮纳塔！

[芬恩和糖果人粉碎所有僵尸]

芬恩：是的！你们火了！

[Chocoberry 砸碎僵尸，导致糖果掉落。她跪下来舔
糖果。]

苦莓：哦，真好吃。
[所有的糖果僵尸都被打碎了，糖果人正在吃他们的
糖果]

芬恩：是的！我们做到了！我不可思议的计划奏效了！

[Jake 和 Lady 从壁橱里出来]

Jake：哇！

*彩虹夫人用韩语说了些什么*

杰克：七分钟了吗？[抓起一个果冻馅的甜甜圈吃掉，
注意到僵尸尸体。]哇！[跑向芬恩]这里到底发生了什
么？！

芬恩：哦，我们杀死了泡泡糖公主和我从死里复活的
所有僵尸。

杰克：真的！？

[时间凝固，房间里只剩下芬恩在动。]
芬恩：杰克？这是怎么回事？

[泡泡糖公主进来，没有受到冰冻的影响。]

泡泡糖公主：什么？嗯？哦，芬恩！你打破了你的皇
家承诺吗？

芬恩：是的，但是，我的意思是，所有的僵尸都死了。
糖果人不会惊慌失措。有什么大不了的？

泡泡糖公主：芬恩，这真的非常糟糕。你不能违背皇
家承诺。永远，永远，永远。不管怎样，永远。

[房间开始摇晃]

泡泡糖公主：皇家承诺的守护者正在为我们而来。

[一只手穿过天花板抓住芬恩和泡泡糖公主，把他们
拉到外面]

芬恩和泡泡糖公主：哇！
守护者 1：人类芬恩。你违背了一项皇家承诺，惩罚
是火刑。

[Guardian 2 喷火]

Finn：那太蠢了。

泡泡糖公主：等等！他是我的朋友！难道没有别的选
择吗？！

监护人 1：是的。因为你关心背信弃义者，我们会给
他一个不那么激烈的审判。你现在必须回答...

监护人 2：...数学题！

芬恩：数学！

泡泡糖公主：芬恩，你的数学很糟糕。

芬恩：噢。
守护者 1：现在，解决这个问题！[将 Finn 放在
Guardian 2 面前，后者展示了一个过于复杂的数学
方程式的全息图]

Finn：呃....

Guardian 2：哦，等等，等等，我想到了一个更好的。
[将等式替换为“2+2”]

监护人 1：是的！二加二。解决它或死亡。

芬恩：嗯。四个，对吧？

[守护者笑]

守护者 1：哦，对了。

[Guardians 的脑袋爆炸，时间倒流，黑夜变成白天，
Guardian 2 的脑袋回来了，他倒着说话，又坐下来
在糖果王国周围吹泡泡。]
Finn：发生什么事了，公主？

泡泡糖公主：你违背了皇室的诺言！Gumball
Guardians 正在重置！

[Guardian 1 drops Finn and Princess Bubblegum,

who teleport back to Princess Bubblegum's lab]

Finn：Slamacow！那是上衣！谁不擅长数学？我都
是“四岁”！

泡泡糖公主：四、四……四、四、四……就是这样！
答案很简单，我太聪明了，看不出来！

芬恩：不客气！

泡泡糖公主：“4”是我需要完善我的 decorpsinator 血
清的最后一个数字。

[在门厅里，泡泡糖公主将血清倒在僵尸身上]
复活的僵尸：天哪！

[Finn 和 Princess Bubblegum 将血清倒在所有僵尸

身上]

Finn：哇哦！是的！

杰克：这很糟糕，但很甜蜜。

*彩虹夫人用韩语说了些什么*

【芬恩和泡泡糖公主复活更多糖果僵尸】

糖果人 1：耐嚼叔叔！

糖果人 2：奶奶！

冰淇淋女士：我们所有死去的亲人！

杰克：淀粉质！
Starchy：早上好。

杰克：[走向芬恩]伙计，你违背了皇家承诺？你是个
疯子。你所要做的就是说这是皇家机密。我知道发生
了什么事。[离开芬恩。]

泡泡糖公主：我希望你明白违背承诺的全部后果。

芬恩：哎呀！如果我违背了皇家承诺，我就可以打僵
尸、举办睡衣派对、唤醒口香糖守护者以及……还有
……

泡泡糖公主：好吧，好吧。

芬恩：[邪恶地] 逆转死亡本身！

泡泡糖公主：哦，你真可爱。但是请遵守你的承诺，
好吗？

芬恩：我会的，公主。
[Finn 注意到 Starchy 在啃他的腿，于是把他抱起来]

Finn：Starchy，你不是僵尸。

Starchy：我没办法。肉很好吃！

芬恩：你真好吃！

Starchy：别挤我！我会放屁！

[Finn 挤他，Starchy 放屁]

Slumber Party Panic (Script) Lyrics

Title: Slumber Party Panic

[The episode begins in the Candy Kingdom, Jake is

playfully chasing Lady Rainicorn.]

Jake: Yeah, you think you're pretty way up there but

I can get you! [he stretches to be on Lady's level.]
*Lady Rainicorn says something in Korean*

[Finn and Princess Bubblegum are in a cemetery

with a table full of different chemicals.]

Princess Bubblegum: Alright. Let me just add three

more drops of explosive diarrhea.
[She adds the explosive diarrhea and a giant cloud
shaped like a skull puffs out. Not a good omen.]

Finn and Princess Bubblegum: Oooo...

Finn: Hey Princess Bubblegum, when we bring the

dead back to life, will it be filled with worms?

Princess Bubblegum: No. If my decorpsinator

serum works, all the dead Candy People will look as
young and healthy as you do.

[Finn does a "Tarzan-yell" while hitting his hands

against his chest.]
Princess Bubblegum: Pick up that platter, tough
guy.

[Finn picks up a serving platter and open the lid,

revealing a Candy Person corpse.]

Finn: Old Mr. Cream Puff?

Princess Bubblegum: [Giggles] We used to date.

[Applies the serum.]

[Mr. Cream Puff's corpse starts to glow and

overflow with the fizzing serum.]

Finn: Something's happening! Come on, come on...

Princess Bubblegum: Work.

[A zombie Mr. Cream Puff arises and moans.]

Finn: Algebraic!
Princess Bubblegum: Wait, something's wrong.

Zombie Mr. Cream Puff: Sugar! [Squirts serum out

of his eyes and mouth]

Finn and Princess Bubblegum: Ew!

[Zombie Mr. Cream Puff leaps into a giant test tube.

The test tube falls and infects the whole cemetery.
Zombie Candy People begin to arise from their
graves.]

Finn: Hey, look, the decorpsinator serum is working!

Princess Bubblegum: No, this is wrong. They're not

coming back to life--they're still dead! The
decorpsinator serum--it's incomplete! [she rubs the
head of a candy person that looks like a love heart.]

Zombie Love Heart: [lashing out at Princess

Bubblegum] Rah. Must eat sugar!
Finn: [Pushes him back down] You're grounded,
Mister.

Princess Bubblegum: Oh, this is really bad. They're

going to be attracted to the Candy Kingdom!

Finn: Why?

Princess Bubblegum: Because the Candy People

are made of sugar, ya ding dong!

Zombie Mr. Cream Puff: [On Princess Bubblegum]

Gimme some sugar, baby.
Finn: Chew on this! [Kicks him]

Princess Bubblegum: [Giggles] Good one, Finn.

Quickly, to the kingdom!

[They run out of the cemetery]

Finn: [Kicks another zombie] Get a life!

[Princess Bubblegum is at the top of her castle,
ringing a large bell]

Princess Bubblegum: All citizens of the Candy

Kingdom! Report to the palace, immediately!

[Candy People mumble in confusion and walk to the

palace]

Jake: Whoa!

[Jake and Lady go off to the palace. Princess

Bubblegum notices the zombies slowly leaving the
cemetery.]

Princess Bubblegum: [worried] Hurry, sweet

citizens.

Finn: Alright, you heard the princess, everyone in!

Alright, no pushing, come on!
Jake: Dude, what's up?
Finn: The princess will explain everything. Tree
Trunks, get those hot buns in here, girl.

Tree Trunks: [Carrying hot cross buns] Oh, I hope

it's not bad news.

[Princess Bubblegum and Finn close the door]

Finn: Did we get everyone?

Manfried: All present and accounted for.

Finn: Thanks, Manfried.

Manfried: You're welcome.

Princess Bubblegum: Citizens, we are assembled

here in the candy foyer for a momentous
announcement. Tonight we are all going to have... a
slumber party!
Finn: What?!

[Crowd cheers]

Finn: Wait! What about the zom--?! [Princess

Bubblegum covers his mouth]

Princess Bubblegum: Go ahead and start partying.

Finn: [Voice muffled] But, Princess, the Undead--

Princess Bubblegum: [Carries Finn to the lab] We'll

be right back, everyone.

Jake: Whooo!

[In the lab]

Princess Bubblegum: Finn, the Candy People can't

know about the zombies.
Finn: Wha?!

Princess Bubblegum: If they knew, they would flip

out.

Finn: What do you mean "flip out"?

Princess Bubblegum: I mean they would flip out.

[Scene changes to the cemetery; Starchy arrives

with a shovel.]

Starchy: Princess? It's me, Starchy the gravedigger.

I brought you a larger corpse shovel. Oh, Princess?
Well, I'll just wait for you here, then. By the
mausoleum. With my back turned. And my
defenses lowered.

[As Starchy does so, Candy Zombie comes out of

the mausoleum and goes up to Starchy, Starchy
starts to scream and gasp and then... KABOOM!!!
He explodes in a flash of light. Back at the castle.]

Finn: Candy People explode when they get

scared?!

Princess Bubblegum: Not telling the Candy People

about the zombies is so important that you need to
promise, Royal Promise, not to let anyone find out
about the zombies, ever.

Finn: Okay, sure.

Princess Bubblegum: No, Finn. You have to Royal

Promise.

Finn: Yes, [kneels] I Royal Promise.

Princess Bubblegum: Now I must cloister myself in

the lab and finish the equation to my decorpsinator
serum. You keep the candy folk distracted and
ignorant. Can you do that?
Finn: Yes, your highness.

Princess Bubblegum: Good. Don't tell anyone about

the zombies. Never ever. [She leaves]

Finn: No, wait. Can I at least tell [Jake enters] Jake?

Jake: Tell me about what, dude?

Finn: You know, about the outbreak of zom--

[Covers his mouth]

Jake: [Chuckles] Alright, what's going on?

Finn: Uhh, nothing at all, buddy! [Laughs awkwardly

and skips into the foyer]

Jake: Hey, dude. I think you and Bubblegum are up

to something.

Finn: [nervously] Ahha ah, what? No, no way.

Jake: Whoa, you guys are up to something. Is it
some sort of prank? Can I get in on it?

Finn: [To party-goers] Who wants to play "Truth or

Dare"?

Jake: Hmm...

Finn: Ok, Chocoberry, you may ask someone to tell

a deep truth or a saucy dare.
Chocoberry: Mr. Cupcake, truth or dare?

Mr. Cupcake: Dare.

Chocoberry: I dare you to take off your wrapper.

[Everyone goes "Oooh"]

Jake: [Shoulders Finn] Hey seriously, man. I'm your

bro. Bros are supposed to tell bros everything all
the time. What are you and Bubblegum up to? Is
everything alright?

Finn: Yep! Fine! Everything is great! Heh, heh.

[Crinkling sound] Except for that. Whoa.

[Mr. Cupcake has shed his wrapper]

Peppermint Butler: I didn't know he was chocolate.

Mr. Cupcake: Jake, truth or dare?

Jake: Truth.

Mr. Cupcake: Do you prefer chocolate or fudge?

Jake: I can't eat chocolate or fudge cause I'm a dog

and they'd probably kill me, but hmmmmm
probably... neither. Finn! Truth or dare?

Finn: Dare! Haha!

Jake: I dare you... to tell me the truth about what's

going on in your mind. What were you and
Bubblegum talking about when you were alone
together?

[Everybody goes "Oooh"]

Finn: [Nervously] Umm, ahh, the truth is, ahhh...

[Finn visualizes Princess Bubblegum's face on

Jake]

Hallucination of Princess Bubblegum: You promised

you wouldn't freakin' tell anyone! Oh, you're so cute,
Finn.

Finn: Ahhh... the truth is... that I'd rather play Dodge
Socks!

[Finn throws a sock a Jake, Princess Bubblegum's

face goes away]

Jake: I'm not playing dodge socks 'til you stop

dodging my questions. Hey... [Sniffs socks] Old Mr.
Cream Puff? Isn't he dead?

Finn: Hey, give me my sock back! Dodge Socks

was a bad idea!

Jake: Whoa. [angrily] Look dude, just tell me what's

up, cause you are crazier than a cannonball tonight.

[Finn looks out a window behind Jake and sees the

zombies coming]

Finn: [Thinking] Oh, my goodness! Princess hasn't

finished the equation and the zombies are here!

Finn: I, uh, she just want this slumber party to be

super fun, and if I did have something to tell you,
then I would in a second, and it would make my life
easier, unless there was something stopping me,
like a promise, but there isn't, so I won't, so it's cool.

[Zombie arises by the window behind Jake]

Zombie: Sugar!

[Finn shuts the shutters]

Jake: What? You lost me.

Finn: Umm... Hey, you know what time it is?

Jake: Adventure time?

Finn: No, time for Seven Minutes in Heaven! You're

first.

Jake: Really?

Finn: Lady Raincorn! In the closet with Jake!

*Lady Rainicorn says something in Korean*

Jake: Okay, okay, alright. [Closet door closes on

Jake and Lady] But in seven minutes, I'm gonna
come out and make you spill your beans, Finn.

Finn: I can't hear you all the way in heaven!

[Finn looks out a window, a horde of zombies

shouting "Sugar" comes and begins banging on
door]

Chet: Umm, does anyone else hear that?

Finn: What? Hear what? I, I don't hear anything.

[Candy People begin to murmur as they too hear

the banging.]

Chet: I hear something I don't understand... and it

makes me scared! [Begins to shake.]

Finn: What? No, Chet. Everybody, wait. What

noise? You mean this noise? [Turns on a radio and
party lights comes on.]
Chet: Oh. [Laughs]

Finn: Yeah! Dance it! Bust it up! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh!

[A zombie comes out of the main door, Finn rushes

to the door, grabbing a table]
Chocoberry: What is this game you are playing at
now, Finn?
[Finn barricades the door with the table]

Finn: Uhh, it's... Blockado. Haha, the game of

barricades. Come on, let's block all the entrances
and windows!

[Candy People cheer and begin blockading the

doors and windows before the zombies can come
in]

Finn: Alright, this is not a permanent solution. Think

Finn, how can you keep everyone from finding out?
Manfried: Find out about what, Finn?

Finn: Manfried, the talking piñata! Your convient

appearance gives me a great idea. Everyone, grab
a stick! New game! We're gonna smash some
piñatas!

Manfried: What?

Finn: Except for you, Manfried.

Manfried: Oh, thank goodness.

[Finn takes somes strips off of Taffy Girl]

Finn: Now everybody don these blindfolds.

[Whispering] Thanks, Taffy Girl.

[Finn runs into the middle of the blindfolded Candy

People swinging sticks]
Finn: Alright, everybody, get together. I'm hanging
the piñatas... [The zombies burst through the
barricades] They're all around you. Smash the
piñatas!

[Finn and the Candy People smash all the zombies]

Finn: Yeah! You guys are on fire!

[Chocoberry smashes a zombie, causing candy to

fall out. She kneels down and licks the candy.]

Chocoberry: Oh, it is so tasty.

[All the Candy Zombies are smashed and the

Candy People are eating their candy]

Finn: Yes! We did it! My improbable plan worked!

[Jake and Lady come out of the closet]

Jake: Whew!

*Lady Rainicorn says something in Korean*

Jake: Seven minutes up yet? [Grabs a jelly filled

doughnut and eats it, noticing the zombie corpses.]
Whoa! [Runs to Finn] What the nuts happened
here?!

Finn: Oh, we killed all the zombies that Princess

Bubblegum and I raised from the dead.

Jake: Really!?

[Time freezes, leaving only Finn moving in the

room.]

Finn: Jake? What's going on?

[Princess Bubblegum enters, unaffected by the

freezing.]
Princess Bubblegum: What? Huh? Oh, Finn! Did
you break your Royal Promise?

Finn: Yeah, but, I mean, all the zombies are dead.

The Candy People won't freak out. What's the big
deal?

Princess Bubblegum: This is really, really bad, Finn.

You can't break Royal Promises. Never, ever,
never. No matter what, forever.

[The room starts shaking]

Princess Bubblegum: The Guardians of the Royal

Promise are coming for us.

[A hand bursts through the ceiling and grabs Finn

and Princess Bubblegum and pulls them outside]

Finn and Princess Bubblegum: Whoa!

Guardian 1: Finn the Human. You have broken a
Royal Promise for which the penalty is trial by fire.

[Guardian 2 breathes fire]

Finn: That's stupid.

Princess Bubblegum: Wait! He's my friend! Isn't

there another option?!

Guardian 1: Yes. Because you care for the promise-

breaker, we will give him a less hot trial. You must
now answer...

Guardian 2: ...Math questions!

Finn: Mathematical!

Princess Bubblegum: Finn, you're terrible at math.

Finn: Awww.
Guardian 1: Now, solve this! [Puts Finn in front of
Guardian 2, who puts up a hologram of an overly
complicated math equation]

Finn: Uhh....

Guardian 2: Oh, wait, wait, I thought of a better one.

[Replaces the equation with one that says "2+2"]

Guardian 1: Yes! Two plus two. Solve it or die.

Finn: Uhh. Four, right?

[Guardians laugh]

Guardian 1: Oh, correct.

[Guardians heads explode and time rewinds, night

becomes day, Guardian 2's head comes back and
he talks backwards and goes back to sitting and
blowing bubbles around the Candy Kingdom.]
Finn: What's happening, Princess?

Princess Bubblegum: You've defeated the broken

royal promise! The Gumball Guardians are
resetting!

[Guardian 1 drops Finn and Princess Bubblegum,

who teleport back to Princess Bubblegum's lab]

Finn: Slamacow! That was tops! Who's not good at

math? I was all "Four!"

Princess Bubblegum: Four, four... Four, four, four...

That's it! The answer was so simple, I was too
smart to see it!

Finn: You're welcome!

Princess Bubblegum: '4' is the last figure I need to

perfect my decorpsinator serum.
[In the foyer, Princess Bubblegum pours the serum
on a zombie]

Revived Zombie: Golly!

[Finn and Princess Bubblegum pour the serum on

all the zombies]

Finn: Woohoo! Yeah!

Jake: This is messed up, but sweet.

*Lady Rainicorn says something in Korean*

[Finn and Princess Bubblegum revive more Candy

Zombies]

Candy Person 1: Uncle Chewy!

Candy Person 2: Grandma!

Ice Cream Lady: All of our dead relatives!

Jake: Starchy!

Starchy: Mornin'.

Jake: [Walks over to Finn] Man, you broke a Royal

Promise? You're nuts. All you had to do is say that
it was a royal secret. I know what's up. [Walks away
from Finn.]

Princess Bubblegum: I hope you grasp the full

consequences of breaking promises.

Finn: Heck yeah! If I break a Royal Promise, I get to

fight zombies, throw slumber parties, awake
Gumball Guardians and... and...

Princess Bubblegum: Alright, alright.

Finn: [evilly] And reverse death itself!

Princess Bubblegum: Oh, you are adorable. But
keep your promises, okay?

Finn: I will, Princess.

[Finn notices Starchy gnawing on his leg and picks

him up]

Finn: Starchy, you're not a zombie.

Starchy: I can't help it. Flesh is delicious!

Finn: You're delicious!

Starchy: Don't squeeze me! I'll fart!

[Finn squeezes him, Starchy farts]