i ae reli sie’sArchie AMMONIA CONTRITE HISTORIAN FANATIC TORTUOUS FESTIVAL _Y Ut Se Soho rT mn PUN-FOR-ALL AMMONIA DILTON WRITES BEAUTIFUL BEGINNER POETRY- BUT I CONTRITE AT THIS! A THING! YOU GET THE DUSTIEST Lt I TORTUOUS OLO THINGS OUT “oS. Al | beonied OF FANATIC! AL I SPILLED VERONICA'S INK AND SHE'LL BE MAD IF SHIVER FINDS OUT! {F ALL THE ort LEFT THIS wo BE a STAGNATION. BOYS AND GIRLS SEE iF YOU CAN USE EACH ° Y THAT'S HISTORJAN HE'S STUCK WITH ITZ I CAN PLAY BALL BUT FESTIVAL I HAVE TO BAT WE CAN'T HAVE ARCHAIC AND EAT IT TOO!STARS AND STRIPES DIMSION F Gere it ic, ang! The dope youve been waiti for/ At qreat effort and no expense, MApMOUEE did a lot of research--and nour we Can onDee our findings! Here's our idea of uthat would probobly happen-- TaASoES | ROY si Foon | aerrere bo » f ———— Dp taok, A487 (GM FOYE? OETTERN en IN CHACHA ) WALKIN. Eom) | enee THE OFFICIAL DIPLOMATIC HOT-ROD!__ON THE TREASURY EMBLEM, INSTEAD OFA SHIELD, WEDHAVE..SECRETARY OF SECRETARY OF SECRETARY OF = SECRETARY OF THE ) FASHION HEALTH, WELFARE DATING INTERIOR (HAM AND CHA CHA DIVISION, Course Wer, ELEMEIO 316)("Pored with the Book o-theMonth club Fed up with the Candy-of the | | Month club? Tired of the Toy-of the Month club? Then you're ready to | | join the one club that EVERY teen-ager needs- LOOT > OF -THE Oni CLUB ~» ‘Thig months selection:” | HALE OF FORT KNOX! = " Se Te qouare diesatistied urith this month's selection, you may return it and select one of the follouting: 1. Bing Crosby’ Bank Balance 2.The "TAKE From Las Vegas for The Entire Month of February, 1959LICK'N PASTE DIVISION Nowadays,every supermarket hands out Green Stamps to its customers, to be traded in for merchandise Well, | we think its a sutell idea. In fact, we think it should be done by lots of OTHER businesses! To shour what | we have in mind, presents some dandy | suagestions for TRADING OF TWE FUTURE! “eawists Roo BLACK AND BLUE STAMPS GOLD STAMPS - Distributed by Handed out by Department banks to depositers utho never Stores to brave customers overdraut their accounts, during Annual Clearance Sales. KHAKI STAMPS— Given by the Army to all draftees-one for each month of KP. duty. RED STAMPS - Handed out br Dentists to qood. patients: “ m3 ; Extractions-(Ostampe PALE STAMPS-Given to YELLOW STAMPS-Given [illimas- éstampe | | movie fans utho ait to movie fans whoaretoo Excessive scream- through horror films. cowardlytosit through i™d-minue 4 horror films. stampeLOOK AT THESE GOOFY = Bag se ON THE FAMILIAR me | POINTING FINGER SIGNS FROM. 3 JUGHEAOS a OF THE ni IMES ; La. BITTON : Wi o ; WESTERN ~ ROMANCE , PUBLICATIONSMODERN MOTHER G6 BSz Oc KING COLE WAS A- MERRY — OLD SOUL AND A MERRY OLD SOUL WAS HE ~ HE CALLED Placy HAD ALITTLE LAMS, HIG FACE WAS WHITE AS SNOW ~ FOR EVERYWHERE THAT MARY WENT THE POOR SLOB HAD TO GO/ Bye, easy Bunv ne - DADDY'S GONE HUNTING TO PAY FOR THE SIN HiS BABY BUNTING'S WRAPPED IN! Line BOY BLUE COME BLOW YOUR HORN- THE CATS ARE GATHERED ‘ROUND WAITING FOR _ YOUR CORN!PON'T BRE OR ROLE WY SCHOOL SUPPLIES ORDERED FOR DELIVERY YESTERDAY MUST BE PLACED BEFORE NOON a TOMORROW! FORTUNATE. | TO HAVE THE | SUPERINTENDENT ° VISITING US — AND WHEN HE LEAVES WE WILL BE MORE THAN KEU, E Coop 4 THE CAFE TERA ERS YOUR Bey Our soupy ° COME our ror || BASEBALL. REMEMBER... PIAMOND 1S Deve BEST FRIEND! _ Gack Kfate “TODAY IN THE CAFETERIA~ y ATTENTION TEACHERS ! TIENTION TE OL 'SUPERINTENDANT WEES Ar me ME EACHER'S CLUB ME! ! BERS WHO WISH — rn met’ RESERVATIONS ' MAY. CONTACT THE OFF! : FOR THE RIVERDALE HIGH SCHOOL BAND SDANCE \EYOU MISS THIS NOTICE + COME ANYWAY / THE FOOTBALL TEAM WILL PRACTICE PASSES NEXT TO THE GIRL'S SWIMMING POOL. het I ANY TEA WHO THI | STUDEN ‘ouerl nsOo. “THE INTRODUCTION TO TRIGONOMETRY CHA CHA’CLOTHES CALL DiviSiION Girls!When you walk down the street, do you wonder uthy old men shudder and young men faint ?1té be- cause of those dopey fashions you wear—that'e why! laybe you don't realize hou atoopid you look and hhout much we guys suffer/Well-to qive you SOME idea, MADHOUSE'S horror editor shouis what would happen IF MENS CLOTHING FOLLOWED Chemise SportshirtBut uthy limit it to CIVILIAN dlothes?Imaqine what mould happen if this thing spread to the armed forces--/ Private Kuglehopf, wil get the INGRESSIONAL MEDAL for routing so mang enemy soldiers!N 1G WAS HIRED BY THE UNWARY EDITOR OF THE, “RIVERDALE GAZETTE” TO WORK IN THE HEADLINE DEPT. / THE RESULT OF HIS HARD woRK IS THIS GHASTLY 2 COLLECTION OF: ae vf HEADLINE BOWLERS! 38 Convict Escapes Noose! ¢ L Jary Hang! Local Girl Takes Top Honors In Two New ; Candidates Toss heir Hotes Into Political Ring! Fashion Show Feotures Coatsof toothpicks, bubble qum and Dixie cup lide! ar An ‘Archie’ to Guendolyn atho boutled OVERHAND, piling, upa score of nine strikes, five spares and fourteen pi boys! An‘Archie"to Otis M.Bathqate- utho built his own Hot Red out An Archie“to Fillmore Grench- tho talked about Jazz utith his friende and used the word “nice’instead of ‘cool. | whstettored and waineseas right inthe middle of a Peete Cesict mores? tnd a 6pecial “Archie” Genior Grade) inthe Parents’ Divisionta.. father to give his kid a raise in allouance WITHOUT BEING ASKED!“BEANPOLE DIVISION GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! Stop worrying about that little shrimp of a boy friend! Now, atlast, you can be SMALLER THAN HE IS-thanks to— DEVO? AUB THE HEELS OF THE DE-LEVATOR) \ SHOES ARE HOLLOW. EACH ‘CONTAINS A POWERFUL, MOTORIZED, ‘STEEL DRILL. SIMPLY sroucH THE SECRET BUTTON AND THEY DRILL THROUGH FLOOR OR PAVE- MENT, ALLOWING YOU TO SINK! ADJUSTABLE FOR I, 2 ANOS INCH DROPS) 1 IN CANCELLED MONGOLIAN STAMPS. 1 PLEASE RUSH ME INFORMATION ABOUT | YOUR DE-LEVATOR SHOES. (OR SEND ME | ATALLER BOY FRIEND) ee | sooness UNRETOUCHED PHOTO AFTER SWITCHING TO t HEIGHT (CHECK ONE) OF HAZEL FLOOP DE-LEVATORS SHOE: BEFORE TRYING HAZEL FLOOP |S DE-LEVATORS. INCHES SHORTER. fe aE ‘DFeeT TmiceAbout five years ago, Detroit's auto manufacturers discovered a part of the car Called the “TAIL FIN’ What happened after THAT is history. Tail fins have been getting bigger and bigger and here at MADHOUSE weve been getting worrieder and worrieder! SO-we peeked into our crystal ball, and came up with some fascinat- ing facts concerning Te tail fins on American cars continue growing, they'll eventuaily be equipped with beaconlights § to warn off migrating birds and low-Flying aircraft... feMODERN OWNER & GARAGE, Modérn, Split ‘egal with small garages neatly tucked in thie lower jevel. The INeeD eile Fin wil vs devéloped, go cars can handle tunnels and low underpasses... ae For the man who likes de luxe models welll have this super-special ‘TALL FIN tail fin...if € bigger and ig ger, You Bee up your paper Some morning and Find... Mammoth hood Ornaments... When the car manufacturers get tined of Fins, maube they'll start on playing with something else... ie Titanic tires...SCIENCE Some people call this the AGE OF SPACE—We call it the ‘AGE OF PLASTICS’ Nowadays, EVERYTHING ie made out of plastic We have plastic toys, plastic furniture, even plastic cars- put its chief scientist, Dr. Dilton Deily, to work-and he finally came up with the qreatest idea of the century-- Now, at last, you can oun all kinds of products that LOOK like vich,expensive plastic-but are actually made of crummy ,cheap materials such as leather, mahogany, bronze,marble, silver,etc.! Here for example, is a --and here is the same object combination ash traq and made out of our new imitation toe-nail clipper made out _—- substance called GOLD.A of beautiful gleaming plastic. perfect copy, just like real... THANKS TO AXE SCIENCE MARCHES ON!<——DILTON DOILY’S +A COLLECTION OF SLIGHTLY IMPOSSIBLE ANIMALS GATHERED FROM THE TALL TALES OF PAUL BUNYAN , DAVY CROCKETT AND OTHER FAMOUS AMERICAN FOLK CHARACTERS. THE SIDENILL Re ators ONLV'ON > THe SIOES OF Wiis eae ee TO WALK TWO SHORT Leas AS re sige 8 HIDEBEHIND ~ THE NGEROUS, Cait TER WHICH 7 \v way LOOKS: LIKE THE WHISTLE. WHISTLE GROW! TAIL SO HE CAN CALL OR ASELe WHEN HE'S WANTED! RS BRE COOFUSBIRD FLIES Wy oy, THIS 15 Becagse BACK Wagons” SEE Weegee pe L HATES TO” Lov ITS GOING By BREN, 7° SEE Weege peu” THE HOOPSNAKE - HOO, LIKE, THIS REPT) 6 GULLY CAI OOGER, SUT REPTILE TRAVELS By DEHILL 2 Ee UTTING ITS TAL Ih ia F PmARES 176 NE ANP ROLLING AtGNe ag? MOUTH AFURIOUS Rate. SOME Say NES ae FORERUNNER OF THE HULA HOOP!KING SIZE PIZZA PIE ALA MODE- CHOCALATE SAUCE INAY BE USER: INSTEAD OF TOMATO SAUCE, GREAT FOR SAMPLING MANY. FLAVORS AT THE SAME TIME! 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