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1499 Women Vs Men
1499 Women Vs Men
ANALYSIS OF
(WO)MEN
ELEMENT: MAN SYMBOL: Ego
Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. Surface often covered with hair.
Melts if given special treatment. Boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced
with Logic and Common Sense.
Bitter if incorrectly used.
Melts if treated like a God.
Found in various states ranging from virgin
metal to common ore. Can cause headaches and severe body aches;
handle with extreme caution.
Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-OH (any
alcohol).
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum,
and precious stones.
Is repelled by concentrated quantities of
precious and semi-precious metals and stones
Absorbs great quantities of expensive
(See Jewelery Store).
substances.
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a) Tends to react extremely violently when
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other Man interferes with reaction to a
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2nd Conditional
&
Wishes in the present
If I
was/were If I
a man,I was/were a
would ... woman, I
. would ...
To talk about wishes in the present we tend to use past simple; only to show that it is something
imaginary, hypothetically speaking.
In a similar manner, we use past simple to talk about conditions in the present, which are only
imaginary.
If you knew what I know, you would be upset. (you don't know what I know)
If walls could talk, we would be in trouble. (the walls cannot talk, therefore we are not in
trouble)
If Mary ______________________ (speak) Spanish, she _____________________ (not get) into trouble.
Now she is stuck at the airport.
If I were a boy
I would You don't listen to her
__________________________my You _____________________ how it
phone hurts
Tell everyone it's broken Until you ___________________ the
so ___________________________ one you wanted
that I was sleeping alone Cause you're
________________________ granted
I’d And everything you had got
______________________________ destroyed
first
and make the rules as I go But you're just a boy....
Cause I know that she’ll be
___________,
waiting for me to come home, to
Teacher notes:
Activities listed can be used in any given order, since they are all relaeted to the main topic, that is Men vs Women,
since they also work as individual units to be used in class.
The whole set combines discussion (lots of it), video, song, grammar (hypothetical situations in the present).
Suggestion:
1. You may start with page 1, chemical analysis to break the ice... Cut the handout in half, giving the men analysis
for women and vice versa, or let Ss have the whole worksheet to themselves, and let them read it. Entice
conversation, see if students (dis)agree with what is said.
2. 2nd page of this lesson plan contains small cards that you may cut out and give students for the following 2
activities; a) ask them to write as many stereotypes they can think of; it would be good to write for the opposite
sex, so women enumerate all the things typical of men and vise versa. Another usage is when they are supposed
to list all the advantages of being of the opposite sex in your society.
3. There is a truly great video, though not for vocabulary since it is a short cartoon, but it makes fun of the typical
stereotypes of (wo)men's behavior. It can be used at the beginning as an ice breaker too, but I like to use it after
I have asked the students to write their own ideas, to see how many they have in common with the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acSvQkghfps
Ask them to jot down or remember things they are (not) doing themselves (e.g. women shopping for one thing, and
then buying 1001 things they never needed).
4. Gender role in the society... Once again you can use the cards from page two, so the Ss write all the advantages
they can think of being a (wo)man in your society... Yet again, it would be perfect if you had a mixed class, so
the men write about all the privileges women get and vice versa....
You may use the following questions to get the conversation going:
Do roles of men and women differ a lot nowadays in your country? What has changed? What do you think will
never change?
What things are made easier for men/women at: a) work b) school c) relationships
In the end, there is a song by Beyonce that fits perfectly into what has been discussed in class,
Cut out the pieces of paper, shuffle the papers and have the students work out the order in pairs or groups of three,
and in the second listening let them guess the missing words.
If needed, you can provide the missing words by writing them on the whiteboard, but if used with higher level
classes, it is not needed.
The song is great to teach phrasal verbs and phrases as well, since many are missing in the set such as
Take sb for granted
Chase after
Kick it with
Turn off
Etc...
I used it with my higher levels students and it really sparked lots of debates, especially with mixed groups. They
loved the video and the song... Good luck, hope you enjoy it !