EDDIE CRAIG TRAFFIC STOP SCRIPT FOR NON-COMMERCIAL TRAVELERS:

WHEN A TRAVELER GETS PULLED OVER FOR AN ALLEGED COMMERCIAL “TRAFFIC”

INFRACTION:

HAVE A RECORDING DEVICE AND FILM EVERYTHING!!!

1. When you see the lights come on behind you and as you are pulling over, roll your
windows down to air out your car then roll them all back up as you pull over.

1. Right off the bat, when you are pulled over, you are under arrest. (HAVE A RECORDING
DEVICE AND FILM EVERYTHING!!!) The act of being stopped from pursuing your life,
liberty and happiness is an ARREST. The cop will not tell you you are under arrest, and
he will not read you your Miranda rights because once you know you have been
arrested, most people won’t volunteer the information he can manipulate to accuse you
of a crime. When he fails to read your Miranda rights as soon as he approaches your
window, he is already committing a crime himself pursuant to: People v. Ceccone, 260
Cal. App. 2d 886, 67 Cal. Rptr. 499 (1968). See Mathis v. United States, 391 U.S. 1, 4,
20 L. Ed. 2d 381, 88 S. Ct. 1503 (1968).

“. . . once an investigating officer has probable cause to believe that the person confronted has
committed an offense, the officer cannot be expected to permit the suspect to leave his
presence. At that point, interrogation becomes custodial and the suspect must be warned of his
rights.”

1. When you come to a stop, LOCK ALL YOUR DOORS and only crack your window about
2 inches, do not open any other windows. This prevents a cross-breeze which the officer
can use to say he smells pot or booze.

1. DO NOT ANSWER ANY OF HIS QUESTIONS! IF HE’S FRIENDLY, DO NOT BE

DUPED AND ENGAGE IN CHIT CHAT. HE IS THERE TO EXTORT YOU! He has
already broken his oath of office pursuant to Article 6 Clause 2 & 3 of the Constitution
and he has illegally detained you without Mirandizing you. He is there to rob you.
Literally. He is a thug displaying a deadly weapon on his hip and he can “lawfully” and
under threat of violence and murder FORCE you to comply to his every whim. When a
cop pulls over a traveler who has not committed any crimes he is IMMEDIATELY liable
for damages pursuant to:

* 18 U.S. Code § 241 - Conspiracy Against Rights

* U.S. Code § 1983 - Civil Action for Deprivation of Rights
● U.S. Code § 1985 - Conspiracy to Interfere with Civil Rights
● U.S. Code § 1986 - Action for Neglect to Prevent
● 18 U.S. Code § 2384 - Seditious Conspiracy
 ● 18 U.S. Code § 1590 - Trafficking with Respect to Peonage, Slavery, Involuntary
Servitude, or Forced Labor
● 28 U.S. Code § 1343 - Civil Rights and Elective Franchise
● 18 USC § 1581 - Peonage; Obstructing Enforcement Title
● 18 U.S. Code 1001 - False Statements and Concealment

~~~ THE EDDIE CRAIG SCRIPT FOR NON-COMMERCIAL TRAVELERS ~~~

NEVER ASK A QUESTION YOU DON’T ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO. YOU HAVE TO
UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE ASKING, DON’T JUST RECITE FROM MEMORY WHAT
YOU SHOULD SAY. UNDERSTAND IT. AND IT IS BEST TO HAVE THESE POINTS
MEMORIZED SO YOU LOOK LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING. YOU WANT THE
OFFICER TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS AND YOU COMPREHEND
WHAT YOU ARE STANDING FOR, AND NOT THAT YOU ARE JUST READING OFF A PIECE
OF PAPER. THEY ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY, BUT IT STILL WORKS TO
BE READING IF YOU HAVE TO.

TIP: Create a small reminder list to keep visible in your car, icons or words;

THE SCRIPT:

“OFFICER, COULD I GET YOUR NAME AND BADGE NUMBER, PLEASE?” (You might also
want to ask him to fill out your NOTICE OF INQUIRY AND/OR REPORT OF DETAINMENT
form.)

“OFFICER, ARE YOU RECORDING AND IS YOUR VIDEO AND AUDIO EQUIPMENT
PROPERLY WORKING?”

“OFFICER, WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY? IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN ASSIST YOU

WITH?” (Don’t assume you are doing anything wrong)

“OFFICER ______Badge #_____, can any of the information you are demanding form me be
used against me in a court of law or be used to incriminate me in any way?” (This is basically
telling him that you are aware that he should have already read you your Miranda rights.)

(IF OFFICER SAYS YES OR SIMPLY CONTINUES ASKING YOU FOR DRIVER’S LICENSE
AND REGISTRATION AND PROOF OF INSURANCE, WHICH IS THE SAME AS SAYING YOU
MUST COMPLY AND GIVE HIM WHAT HE ASKS FOR, SAY:

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, are you asserting that a statute can compel me to waive a
fundamental protected right to comply with your demand?”
“OFFICER _________ Badge#________, ARE YOU STOPPING ME FOR A CIVIL
INFRACTION OR AN ALLEGED CRIMINAL OFFENSE?”

(IF HE SAYS “CRIMINAL” AND HE SITES SOMETHING FROM THE TRAFFIC CODE, THEN
WE’VE GOT HIM FOR INCOMPETENCE: HE DOESN’T KNOW THAT THE LAW DEFINES
THE ALLEGATION HE MADE IS A CIVIL INFRACTION. HE ILLEGALLY STOPPED YOU
WITHOUT A WARRANT FOR A CIVIL INFRACTION, WHICH MEANS HE DIDN’T HAVE
PROBABLE CAUSE OR REASONABLE SUSPICION, BECAUSE THOSE ONLY ATTACH TO
CRIMES.

THIS IS ALL ABOUT CHOOSING A FOUNDATION YOU CAN BUID ON TO GET THEM TO
ADMIT CERTAIN THINGS. RATHER THAN ASK HIM ABOUT PROBABLE CAUSE, WHICH HE
WILL SAY HE HAS, FIRST DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT HE UNDERSTANDS HOW
PROBABLE CAUSE IS OBTAINED. (In other words, any citation for a “traffic violation” is a civil
infraction, NOT a crime. If he says he has stopped you for a crime, then he must have probable
cause for the crime you committed, are committing, or are about to commit—YOU’VE
TRAPPED HIM.)

IF HE SAYS HE STOPPED YOU FOR A CRIME, SAY: “OFFICER ______Badge #_____,

WHAT FACTS OR INFORMATION ARE YOU ALLEGING GAVE YOU PROBABLE CAUSE TO
STOP AND ACCOST ME?”

“OFFICER ______Badge #_____, DO YOU HAVE A PROPERLY SIGNED AND ISSUED

WARRANT TO SEARCH ME OR MY PROPERTY?”

(if he says he has a warrant, ask to see it. If he has a warrant, he has to furnish it within a
reasonable amount of time after he throws you in a cage, which they usually do without taking
you before a magistrate first, which is lawfully required.) No warrant? Continue…

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, FOR THE RECORD, I AM NOT OPERATING IN A FOR-HIRE

CAPACITY BY ENGAGING IN ANY FORM OF TRANSPORTATION OR COMMERCIAL USE
OF THE HIGHWAYS. OFFICER ______Badge #_____, PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU
HAVE BEEN SO INFORMED.” (Keep repeating the question until he answers—it’s what they
do). This is important because he’ll keep you there even though he has no reason to do so as
he fishes for something to charge you with.)

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, AM I UNDER CUSTODIAL ARREST?” “IF I AM NOT UNDER

CUSTODIAL ARREST, AM I FREE TO GO?” (Can’t be the same answer here.)

“OFFICER_____Badge #_____, WHAT ARTICULABLE PROBABLE CAUSE LEADS YOU TO

BELIEVE THAT I HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME, AM COMMITTING A CRIME, OR AM ABOUT
TO COMMIT A CRIME THAT AUTHORIZES YOU TO STOP AND DETAIN OR ARREST ME?”
“FOR THE RECORD OFFICER ______Badge #_____, IN ORDER TO PROTECT MY RIGHTS
AND NOT WAIVE ANY BY ERROR OR ACCIDENT, I WISH TO CLARIFY MY LEGAL
UNDERSTANDING OF THE SITUATION. YOU SAID I’M NOT FREE TO GO, SO I MUST
CONCLUDE THAT I AM UNDER AN ARREST AND NOT SIMPLY UNDER AN INVESTIGATIVE
DETENTION. THEREFORE I AM INVOKING ALL OF MY FUNDAMENTALLY PROTECTED
RIGHTS, INCLUDING MY RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT AND MY RIGHT TO ASSISTANCE OF
COUNCIL. FROM THIS POINT FORWARD I DO NOT CONSENT TO PROVIDING YOU WITH
ANY INFORMATION OR DOCUMENTS THAT CAN BE USED AGAINST ME IN A COURT OF
LAW OR POSSIBLY INCRIMINATE ME, SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME TO PRODUCE
ANYTHING AND GIVE IT TO YOU. FROM THIS POINT FORWARD PLEASE DO NOT ASK
ME TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS OR PERFORM ANY TESTS RELATING TO ANY
MATTER WHATSOEVER WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT.” (And don’t ever get an
attorney in a traffic court, and do not “RE-present” [represent] yourself: You are there “by special
appearance Sui Juris” [By ones own right], or just say, “I’m here today prosecuting this case.”
NEVER agree that you are representing yourself because you would be representing your
commercial STRAW MAN—THE LEGAL NAME—the ALL CAPS NAME.)

“OFFICER ____Badge #_____, DO YOU INTENT TO HARM, INJUR OR PUNISH ME BY ANY

METHOD OF ASSAULT, ARREST AND/OR INCARCERATION BECAUSE I HAVE INVOKE MY
FUNDAMENTAL, CONSTITUTIONALLY-PROTECTED RIGHTS?”

(Officer may now be saying that the law requires you to produce documents—this is
intimidation. INVOKING YOUR FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS CAN NOT BE CONVERTED INTO A
CRIME, so if they charge you falsely for “obstruction” you get to sue their pants off because
what they did was just punish you for invoking your rights.)

“FOR THE RECORD OFFICER ______Badge #_____. NO LAW IS VALID IF IT REQUIRES ME

IN ANY WAY TO WAIVE ANY UNALIENABLE PROTECTED RIGHTS IN ORDER TO
EXERCISE ANY OTHER RIGHT OR ALLEGED PRIVILEGE. AND NO LAW CAN CONVERT
THE FREE EXERCISE OF ANY RIGHT INTO A CRIME. I HAVE REPEATEDLY INFORMED
YOU THAT I CHOOSE NOT TO WAIVE ANY OF MY FUNDAMENTAL (OR
CONSTITUTIONALLY) PROTECTED RIGHTS, SO I ASK YOU ONCE AGAIN, OFFICER_____
Badge #_____: DO YOU INTENT TO HARM, INJUR, STEAL MY PROPERTY OR
OTHERWISE PUNISH ME FOR INVOKING MY FUNDAMENTAL,
CONSTITUTIONALLY-PROTECTED RIGHTS?”

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, DUE TO YOUR ATTITUDE, DEMEANOR AND YOUR

CONTINUOUS THREATS TO FALSIFY CHARGES AND COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE
AGAINST ME AND MY PROPERTY WHILE DISPLAYING A DEADLY WEAPON, I FEEL
PHYSICALLY-THREATENED AND IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE. I DEMAND THAT YOU CEASE
AND DESIST AND THAT YOU GET A SUPERVISOR HERE IMMEDIATELY. I DO NOT
CONSENT TO ANY OF YOUR ACTIONS, THE USE OF FORCE AGAINST ME OR MY
PROPERTY, OR TO BEING FORCED TO EXIT MY CAR FOR ANY PURPOSE, ESPECIALLY
SO THAT YOU MAY ATTEMPT TO STEAL MY PROPERTY AND/OR ASSAULT, INJUR OR
KILL ME.”

(This is telling the officer exactly what you expect him to do, and it is now a part of the official
record. You will be showing that all you did was invoke your rights, and all he could do was
threaten you with violence.)

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, YOU ARE FULLY AWARE THAT I HAVE ALREADY

INVOKED MY RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT AND MY RIGHT TO ASSISTANCE TO COUNCIL,
DO YOU INTEND TO CONTINUE IN YOUR UNLAWFUL EFFORTS TO VIOLATE MY
RIGHTS.”

(Just keep repeating this like a skipping record. INVOKE YOUR RIGHTS AND STAND ON
YOUR RIGHTS.)

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, IT IS MY BELIEF THAT THE INFORMATION YOU WERE

DEMANDING MAY POSSIBLY BE USED AGAINST ME IN A COURT OF LAW, OR IN AN
ATTEMPT TO INCRIMINATE ME, AND IF THAT IS SO, THEN UPON THE ADVICE OF LEGAL
COUNCIL, I MUST RESPECTFULLY DECLINE TO PROVIDE YOU WITH ANY INFORMATION
OR EVIDENCE THAT POSSIBLY CAN OR WOULD BE USED AGAINST ME FOR THOSE
PURPOSES.”

(You have the right not to provide anything to them, so don’t.)

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, I AM ASKING YOU AGAIN, DO YOU INTEND TO

CONTINUE TO DENY ME MY RIGHTS AND TO FALSELY IMPRISON ME, OR AM I FREE TO
GO?”

(KEEP REPEATING THIS!)

[If the officer then tries to get you out of the car with false allegations, such as saying he smells
marijuana, IMMEDIATELY say:]

“OFFICER______Badge #_____, YOUR STATEMENT IS PATENTLY FALSE AND AN

OUTRIGHT LIE. ARE YOU NOW TRYING TO FABRICATE PROBABLE CAUSE BY MAKING
FALSE STATEMENTS INTO THE RECORD AND FALSE ALLEGATIONS AGAINST ME?”

ALTERNATIVE RESPONSE:

I OBJECT, OFFICER________BADGE#______, DUE TO YOUR FALSIFIED STATEMENT

PURSUANT TO 18 USC 1001 FALSE STATEMENTS AND CONCEALMENT, I DEMAND THAT
YOU CEASE AND DESIST FROM ANY FURTHER ACTIONS OF FEDERAL CRIMES OF
CONSPIRACY AGAINST MY UNALIENABLE CONSTITUTIONALLY-SECURED LIBERTY,
PURSUANT TO ARTICLE 6 CLAUSE 2 AND 3 OF THE SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND, AND I
ALSO DEMAND THAT YOU UPHOLD YOUR FIDUCIARY DUTY AS A PEACE OFFICER TO
THE PUBLIC BY ALLOWING ME TO EXERCISE AND ENJOY MY NATURAL LIBERTY TO
TRAVEL THE LAND WHICH THE SUPREME COURT RULED IS
CONSTITUTIONALLY-PROTECTED PURSUANT TO SHAPIRO V. THOMPSON.”

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GOOD TO KNOW—YOUR CAR/AUTOMOBILE IS A CONSUMER GOOD: UCC 9-102(A) (23):

“Consumer goods" means goods that are used or bought for use primarily for personal, family,
or household purposes. / So are they going to require you to register your microwave oven and
your sofa next?

(IF YOU ARE NOT A COMMERCIAL DRIVER, YOU ARE NEITHER A “DRIVER” NOR ARE
YOU “OPERATING” A “MOTOR VEHICLE.”

If he wants you to sign his debt instrument (ticket), you can tell him you do not want to enter into
contract with him and you are not signing anything. NOTE: A flesh-and-blood man or woman
does not write a “signature.” That is what the Straw Man does. You, the flesh-and-blood man or
woman, gives an “autograph.”

If he persists, is acting violent, or if for any reason you are afraid for your life and safety, give
your autograph under duress like this (do NOT underline, for emphasis only):

V.C. John Doe or;

…John Doe (with ellipsis) or;

John Doe, Under Protest / With Prejudice / Without Acceptance / Of Necessity or all of the
above;

. . . V. C. Mr. John Allen Smith, III (Under Duress / With Prejudice / Without Acceptance / Of
Necessity

[show website: https://consciousawarenessforall.wordpress.com/2015/02/12/duress/]

NEVER ALL CAPS (Straw Man), always use upper and lower case letters.

DURESS: “Unlawful pressure exerted upon a person to coerce that person to perform an act
that he or she ordinarily would not perform.”
“Actus me invito factus, non est meus actus.“ – An act done by me against my will, is not
my act. [Bouvier’s Law Dictionary]