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Tuesday

Sep 20
1944
The Swine Times Issue
#10

The Best and Fastest News

Napoleon the Pig

Remembering Boxer: A Martyr


“Napoleon is always right”
Fellow comrades, and members of our glorious
farm, it is with a heavy heart that I give you this
news, for our dear comrade Boxer the horse has
passed away in the line of duty. It should be
remembered that even in his final moments, he
continued working towards the success of our
glorious establishment – by building the
windmill. Boxer was a selfless and hardworking
comrade, a hero that will remain in our hearts
and in the glorious history of Animal farm.
    Boxer was a model member of Animal Farm.
Hardworking, loyal to Animalism, and obedient.
Collectively, we shall mourn the loss of Boxer, a
model worker greatly. Even before the Great
Revolution, he was loyal to the concept of
Animalism, which we stand by today. He helped
spread the Animalist ideals, never questioning
the righteousness of our glorious principles, and
always worked harder than anyone else for the
sake of our farm. He toiled tirelessly, always
waking up earlier than everyone, working harder Picture Caption: Comrade Napoleon
than everyone, and resting later than everyone.
Boxer always worked harder and harder, even
when his health deteriorated from his honourable
battle wounds for he firmly believed in
Squealer the Pig
Animalism and animal rights. Animal Farm had
always been his priority, as our farm symbolises
equality for animals everywhere. Celebrating Comrade Napoleon
I am sorry to declare that, regrettably, after
tireless treatment by the best doctor we could Do not imagine, comrades that leadership is a pleasure!
find in Willingdon, Comrade Boxer has passed
on to finer pastures (and that is something as our
farm has the greenest and richest pastures in the
Needless to say, nothing but praise came from
world). Comrade Squealer was beside Comrade It is with a joyous heart that I deliver this our happy residents regarding the wise and kind
Boxer as he passed on, and he has tearfully message to you, fellow comrades, for today is our pig. A resident hen Cluckers happily exclaimed
relayed Boxer’s last words to me. Boxer's last beloved leader Comrade Napoleon’s 10th Birthday! that “Under the guidance of Comrade Napoleon,
words were, "Forward, comrades! Forward in the Throughout his career, Comrade Napoleon has I have laid seven eggs this week, and it’s only
name of the Rebellion. Long live Animal Farm! done nothing but think of the greater good of Friday!” A cow, Buttercup was heard saying by
Long live Comrade Napoleon! Napoleon is Animal Farm, making glorious decisions in the the drinking pool; “How sweet this waters tastes,
always right." Unfortunately, due to Boxer’s name of Animalism. all thanks to the leadership of Comrade
sickness, we were unable to bring his remains In fact, ever since our Great Leader took the reins Napoleon!”
back for internment, but I ask everyone to live up of leadership on our farm, burdened with glorious When comrade Minimus, our resident poet was
to Boxer’s dying words, the proper way to purpose, all our productions of milks, apples, interviewed, he struggled for several moments to
honour him. wheat, and vegetables have gone up by nearly speak as the mere mention of Comrade Napoleon
200%! Originally spanning 444 acres, our farm caused him to burst into tears of awe and
has now doubled in size at a colossal 888 acres! happiness. Finally, he managed to say, “Oh, how
And who do we have to thank for such my soul is on fire as I gaze at thy calm and
miraculous development of our farm? Well dear commanding eye, like the sun in the sky,
comrades, I do not have to point out the obvious to Comrade Napoleon!”
such an intelligent audience. Of course, it is none Jessie and Bluebell’s young puppies adorably
other than our Comrade Napoleon, our generous, wrote a song for our esteemed leader, named
giving, and selfless leader. very appropriately “He Who Brought Us
By the words of Old Major, the pioneer of Happiness”. The song will be performed in next
Animalism, “Napoleon has a bright future ahead to the drinking pool this evening at 7PM as a
of him, I trust that he has the heart and mind of a treat for our comrades on the behalf of Comrade
revolutionary.” And indeed, did his words come Napoleon himself! Remember to bring some hay
true! Not only has Comrade Napoleon focused on to wipe your tears comrades, for this song will
the greater good of the farm, but he has also pluck at your heartstrings in all the right ways.
dedicated his life and soul to the. Do not imagine, Lastly, a reminder to everyone to wish
comrades, that leadership is a pleasure! Comrade Napoleon, Terror of Mankind,
Dear comrades, should we not thank Comrade Protector of the Sheepfold and Ducklings’ Friend
Napoleon for his selfless sacrifice? That is why, as a very Happy Birthday! For no other creature,
a special tribute to The Father of All Animals on big or small has sacrificed as much as Comrade
his birthday, I have taken upon myself the duty of Napoleon has for the greater good of Animal
interviewing animals around our harmonious Farm!
farmland for their commendation of our Great
Picture Caption: Comrade Boxer pictured with Comrade
Napoleon and Others at the Battle of Cowshed Leader.

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Tuesday, Sep 20, 1944 The Swine Times Issue #10

Hamm the Pig

Snowball Revealed
Is the fugitive a spy for the Human Jones?
Once an esteemed co-leader of Animal Four days ago, Squealer announced that
Farm, Snowball has been revealed to be a Snowball had sold himself to Frederick of
dangerous and dastardly criminal. Newly Pinchfield Farm and was plotting to
discovered documents have revealed that attack and steal Animal Farm. Another
the villain has committed various crimes discovery was found in old documents
even before the Rebellion! During a written by Snowball himself that were
meeting of the farm to discuss future of left behind after his expulsion. ‘We had
building a windmill, a pack of Comrade thought that Snowball’s rebellion was
Napoleon’s dogs expelled Snowball from caused simply by his vanity and ambition.
the farm. But we were wrong, comrades,’
‘Napoleon had never in reality been Squealer said, ‘Do you know what the
opposed to the windmill. On the contrary, real reason was? Snowball was in league
it was he who had advocated it in the with Jones from the very start! Did we
beginning,’ says Squealer, ‘the plan not see for ourselves how he attempted —
which Snowball had drawn on the floor fortunately without success — to get us
of the incubator shed had actually been defeated and destroyed at the Battle of the
stolen from among Napoleon’s papers.’ Cowshed?’
Almost a year later, the windmill The plot of the devious Snowball has
collapsed under very suspicious clearly been to help Jones in defeating us
circumstances. Afterall, how could a in the Battle of the Cowshed from the
structure reinforced with the best start, which thankfully never happened
technology and checked to be 450% more due to Comrade Napoleon’s bravery.
stable than any windmill ever built Snowball then attempted to sabotage us Picture Caption: The fugitive Snowball last seen
collapse by pure accident? It was from the inside but was apprehended by escaping from Animal Farm
revealed that Snowball is responsible for the heroic Napoleon yet again. A reward
the incident. of Animal Hero Second Class is available
for anyone that brings Snowball to
justice.

Minimus the Pig


O He that protects all Animals,
AnWith
Ode toblood
blue Napoleon
running through his veins,
A sequel to “Comrade
Trots ever so nobly on Napoleon”
this blessed land.

To Him we owe,
Every drop of pure, ambrosial water,
Every bite of delectable, heavenly food,
Every blazing sunrise on the horizon,
Every day without human oppression.

For we are thankful,


For all he has sacrificed for this Farm.
Picture Caption: The new Commandment
Through difficult times did He lead us,
Bacon the Pig
Tirelessly onward,
Replacement of the 7 Commandments Until we could all live as free beings.
A simpler solution
While some residents might be
Comrade Napoleon,
perplexed by this change, I personally
assure you that like all the decisions he Thou art a blessing to this Land,
makes, Comrade Napoleon’s new
A paragon of Animalism
commandment is for the greater good
of our farm. As the brains behind And a Comrade to us All.
everyday operations, us pigs simply
must be more equal for everything to Picture Caption: To make your document look
function around the farm, otherwise the professionally produced, Word provides header, footer,
farm would come to disarray and cover page, and text box designs that complement each
other.
perhaps be taken by those evil humans
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Greetings dear comrades, I simply
cannot express my excitement of the
news I am about to deliver to you on
paper. Our beloved leader, the one and
only Napoleon has yet again come up
with the most brilliant idea. Regarding
Tuesday, Sep 20, 1944 The Swine Times Issue #10

Chops the Pig As a lenient individual, Comrade Design by: Kosher the Pig
Napoleon frequently organizes field trips
Puppy Education and other enjoyable activities for the
The Future Generation of Animal Farm puppies. Through a survey conducted by
our beloved comrade Squealer, it was
shown that the puppies have a 1-hour
nap time at noon every day and meals
consisting of at least 7 different kinds of
nutritious and scrumptious foodstuffs.
Also, according to comrade Squealer:
“The puppies are living in such a safe,
fun and educational environment that I
might even be a little jealous of them! I
truly applaud and commend Comrade
Picture Caption: The Puppies Gracie and Milo shown at
The Puppy Training Centre as Financed and run by Napoleon on his impeccably thoughtful
Comrade Napoleom methods of education and his kind,
giving heart.”
When the puppies grow up, they will
As many of you know, Bluebell and undoubtedly become valuable,
Jessie’s puppies are receiving private hardworking members of our
education for free courtesy of our selfless community, protecting us against threats
leader Napoleon. Among his many good such as the vile Snowball. Afterall, how
qualities, Napoleon firmly believes in the could any less be expected of the
benefits of a good children for youngsters. students if Napoleon himself?
By sacrificing his private hours,
Comrade Napoleon has taken upon the
responsibility of educating the young
puppies. The key principles of loyalty and
discipline are being taught to the puppies
through fun and creative ways that will
accompany the puppies in their bright
futures

Picture Caption: Cows feeding in some beautiful field on our vast farm after a day of hard work

Napoleon the Pig

More Food for More Work


Hunger is not the answer to a successful farm
Dear comrades of Animal Farm. Are you not tired of lazy Before his expulsion, the dastardly Snowball proposed the
workers who do not work and toil as much as you do getting idea of equal rationing for all. According to none other than
the same amount of food rations as you? For our most Old Major, “We should always feed those that are loyal
hardworking comrades, which definitely includes YOU as you workers more”. So, from now on, a new system shall be in
are clever to read this highly distinguished paper, I propose a place when it comes to rationing. For every extra field plowed,
bonus in rations to reward you for your service and hard work every extra 5 eggs laid, or every extra gallon of milk produced,
on the behalf of our wonderful farm. Of course, many of our deserving comrades will receive a bounteous bonus in rations
clever readers might be wondering why this system was not in of 1apple per week. The limit on eating apples is also beneficial
use in earlier times. Well, let me tell you, dear readers, it is all according to science as any animal that is not a pig will become
because of that scoundrel Snowballs ideas before his expulsion smarter with 1 apple per week but become very ill if more than
and the revelation that he is a spy for humans. 1 apple is consumed. Afterall, the health of our comrades is
crucial.
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