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As the days passed and graduation approached, he could not dispel thoughts of ‘other types’ of
molecules from his mind. The lure of the unknown became ever stronger. These molecules lived lives
and did things no self-respecting alkane would ever dream of doing - but the thrill was undeniable and
the son could no longer resist. He secretly arranged to have what you and I would call an operation, but
to him it was a series of chemical reactions that, when he came out of the anesthetic, he realized his
‘straight chain’ (i.e., ‘body’) had been altered and he was no longer an alkane.
He never went home after his operation but began to mingle with other molecules that were no longer
‘straight’ and learned to enjoy reactions unknow to common alkanes.
Though he lost his chemical ‘gender’, he lived a long and happy life learning the forbidden joys of the
‘other worlds’ of molecules. He ended up marrying a chlorinated biphenyl molecule with the most
bewitching bond angles and they both lived happily ever after.