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ELECTION NIGHT
CREDITS
Written by Matias Dahlbäck.
Boilerplate
For some this is a night for celebration. For others this is a night for
bitterness and grief. For others, still, it’s a night suitable to settle a
score or two. And for the professionals it’s just business as usual.
Movie Night
The Newsroom, House of Cards, The West Wing, In the Loop, In the Line
of Fire, The Borgias
Relationships...
1 The Campaign Staff
a Interns
h Party elder and crony
q Security detail
d Rivaling speech writers
e Policy experts
f Social media strategists
2 The Media
a Pundit and talking head
h On-site production staff from a daily news comedy show
q Journalist and source
d Mainstream media opponents
e Work rivals
f On-air talent/support person
3 The Secrets
a Former sect members
h Rooting for the other side
q “It was college. It was a different time.”
d Dealer and customer
e Publicly enemies, privately friends
f Old war buddies with dark memories
4 The Money
a Labor union representatives
h Big Oil
q Accountant with bad news, and the reason for those news
d Famous musicians
e Proudly representing the military-industrial complex
f Con-artist and mark
5 The Family
a Married
h Parent and child
q Siblings divided by party lines
d Divorced
e Parent and son / daughter-in-law
f Distant relatives
6 The Outsiders
a Consultants and strategists
h Incumbents
q Swiftboaters
d Environmental activists
e “Smith. And this is my partner, Smith.”
f Voters
2 To get famous
a ... by striking out on your own
h ... by doing it in public
q ... so they can’t hurt you, anymore
d ... because that is all that matters
e ... so they finally notice you
f ... because otherwise you’re screwed
3 To make a difference
a ... by winning the election, the votes be damned
h ... by exposing the truth
q ... by getting that job
d ... by comitting fraud
e ... by making them lose
f ... because you’ve been told to. By the voices.
4 To get rich
a ... so you can pay off all the debts
h ... so you don’t have to do this anymore
q ... by selling out
d ... by betraying those who trust you
e ... by telling it all
f ... by stealing from the public
5 To cover it up
a ... for national security reasons
h ... because noone would believe you
q ... so as to keep you safe
d ... to protect someone else
e ... because you’ve been ordered to
f ... because this is a secret you can use later
6 To Get out
a ... before they find out
h ... because you can’t take this anymore
q ... alive, after you’ve taken the shot
d ... of an obligaton to a dangerous outsider
e ... of this destructive relationship
f ... of that stupid promise upi made
2 At the Hotel
a Big suite, irreperably trashed
h Back room where all the decisions are made
q Ball room, filled with balloons
d Bar, where tired staffers await their fate
e Lobby, with the most helpful consierge
f Forgotten & curiously unguarded, corridor
5 SOMEWHERE ELSE
a Balcony overlooking the entrance
h Dark car park, suitable for meetings
q Diner, with the tastiest ribs you’ve ever had
d TV studio, where the camera runs hot, and so do emotions
e Underground metro station
f Secret Service office
2 Forgotten
a Bag of medicine
h Secret Swiss bank account number
q Cellphone, with a lot of interesting text messages
d Stash of recreational drugs
e Original birth certificate
f Box of cured moose meat, given as a gift from the proud Sami
people of Lapland
3 Needful things
a Voting machines, hacked
h The launch codes
q Car, fast, heavy, and bullet proof
d Briefcase full of money
e Concession speech
f Password to the candidate’s Twitter account
4 Criminal
a Rifle, disassembled
h Cocaine. So much cocaine
q Laptop that noone should open
d Bomb, ticking
e Recording from Dallas, November 22, 1963, from an angle
you’ve never seen before
f Blood stained sheets
5 Vanity
a Toupé
h Award-winning dressage horse, named Rafalca
q Set of military medals, bought from a pawn shop
d Expensive suit, destroyed by dry cleaning
e Big jar of Viagra
f Funny-smelling Cuban cigars
6 Tools
a Couple of dildos attached to small drones
h Secret Service earplug and microphone set
q Red phone, with a direct line to someplace important
d Private jet, fueled and ready
e Tape recorder
f Room service cart