EHHHH what're you doin'?

detective what're you- why are you talkin' to my client

without me present.
you sneaky beak. *scoffs* which is which, whattada- what did the academy hire you
right out of the womb? you guys get younger every- what'd you say to baby face
huh?? huh?? did you say anythin' stupid?by anything stupid i mean anything at all..
Look at your mouth open vocal cords or twitter, we'll talk about it later right now
you out. Ten minutes ago. Go on, they're law detective have your kindergarten
teacher read them to you right? Go grab a juice box have a nap go on... *wheeze*
*breathes out heavily*

All right. who do we have? *places important files and documents and files on the
table*
Brandon Mayhew.. Alright. Brandon Mayhew... *breathes out* Ah here we go. Public
masturbation, i don't get it what's the kick. Why don't you do it at home like the
rest of us with a big flat screen tv 50 channels of pay-per-view.. In a starbucks
that's nice haha....

Okay alright i gotchu meth right.. I'm sorry that was a little transpositional..
Error nothin' a lil' white out can't take care of.. Yeah and uh, felony quantity.
Yeah just barely the cops around here like butchers always got their thumbs on the
scale you know but good luck arguing that in court *wheeze* ha.

*clears throat* Let me get down to brass tacks.. I'm gonna get you a second phone
call okay you're gonna call your mommy or your daddy or your parish priest or your
boy scout leader. And, they're gonna deliver me a check for four thousand six
hundred and fifty dollars write that down on the back of my business card okay,
four.. five. six. zero.. Okay? and i need that a cashier's check or a money order
doesn't matter. Actually, uh. I want it in a money order and uhh make it out to ice
station zebra associates that's my loan out. it's totally legit it's done just for
tax purposes.. And after that we can discuss visa or mastercard but definitely not
american express so don't even ask all right? any questions?

What do i look like your highschool girlfriend five fingers no waiting? *inhales*
*light wheeze* That's a joke!
.. Brandon, lighten up... Son, i promise you this. I will give you the best
criminal defense that money can buy.