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By Sam Suder
Chapter 1
Boats filled the port as people stepped off to resupply their ships on the dock.
Hammers pounded on the decks of the ships with shouts of instruction by the shipwrights. A
woman stood on the dock checking off shipments being delivered today and a look of disgust
every few crates due to their poor condition. On land stood multiple 3 story brick structures, and
one could hear arguments between a wife and husband about why their savings were gone, and
Directly forward from the entrance to the dock, past the town square market, stood a
large wooden tavern, with a larger-than-life ships helm attached to the front. Inside is always a
ruckus, old songs and shanties being sang, clinking glasses, and yells of protest that the winner
of the last poker game must have been cheating. Outside of the tavern there are at least 3 men
In the towns market stood stands of fruit, which smelled of fresh pineapple and coconut.
There are butcher shops that were poorly constructed, but the smell of smoked turkey and roasted
chicken leaked out into the street. Saltwater is always in the air; the Island of Riches is always
But one evening in specific, one could hear Wooden utensils scraping the bottoms of
bowls, clashing mugs full of grog, yelling, screaming, shouting, absolute chaos, and overall, a
night like no other in the Chipped Blade tavern. The tavern keeper stayed behind the bar as he
protected his barrels of rum and grog by distributing them himself. A few of the lanterns that
were hung up for light had already been destroyed, but even with the glass all over the floor, the
celebration must go on. To some it may have seemed like a huge boost for the tavern, but the
tavern keeper knew it would just be another mess to clean up, and a lot of pirates and thieves
who weren’t going to pay for their drinks. What could he do though? No one would dare go
against the crew of the Fighting Monkey, led by the feracious Captain Bernard. Well, no one
Bosun Bill,
Shanties and songs are ringing throughout the sandy streets of Isle of Riches. It’s safe to
say that not one person living within 10 miles will sleep a wink due to the ruckus in town
causing their windows to shake with each verse of a song. The crew of the Fighting Monkeys
was almost entirely drunk from their celebration of a successful plunder of British merchants,
with only three people in the Fighting Monkeys remaining sober: Captain Bernard, the
quartermaster Miles Alexander, and the master-at-arms Arthur Rowland. Captain Bernard is a
fearsome man, but only fearsome to those that know the legends about him. On the outside he is
a man of average height, with a slightly large build than most other pirates. His wavy brown hair
has bangs that always cover his eyes, and he has a cleanly shaven face with no sign of stubble to
By looks alone, he is not intimidating at all, and is known as a “pretty boy” by townsfolk
that see him pass by. But when it came to brawls and sword fights, he is described as “a raging
gorilla.” He tore anyone who got in front of him apart, with inhuman strength, intuition, and
speed. Everyone who has seen Bernard’s eyes underneath his bangs, they describe them as the
eyes of an animal, a pure killing machine. All of this combined gave Captain Bernard the
Despite being one of the three most powerful people in the Flying Monkeys, Miles
Alexander doesn’t have any extreme backstory such as the Captain and Arthur. Miles used to be
a fisherman in the port of the Island of Riches, just like his father, and his father before him.
Normally, Bernard would not have even given a fisherman a second look, except when he saw
Miles go out to fish during a storm so violent, that some of the crew wonder if the wrath of god
was crashing down in each wave. Bernard expected his ship to capsize immediately and witness
this poor fisherman die and fall down to the locker of Davy Jones.
About four hours after the could no longer see where Miles’ ship went, they started
seeing his ship come back, and it was sailing perfectly with no damage, and he was walking
about the deck with no problem. The small sloop bumped against the dock as he took out two
barrels of fish. Bernard stood on the dock astounded: not only did this man sail perfectly in one
of the worst storms he’s seen, but he was also able to catch two whole barrels of fish in a storm.
After seeing this, the Captain was dead set on getting Miles on his crew if it was the last thing he
did. After a few hours in the tavern with Miles, the Captain and Miles left the tavern as trusted
Arthur Rowlands history is shrouded in mystery. He has a thick and heavy Irish accent,
and red hair that is said to represent the fire that burns within Arthur. He has muscles that tear
through every spare shirt on the ship, and ferocious fighting abilities that many debate are
stronger than the Captains. Arthur is known to be the most feared member of the Fighting
discovered the redheaded monster they call Arthur. For obvious reasons, the most common story
starts in Ireland, with the Captain and the rest of the Fighting Monkeys making a stop at a local
pub late at night. As with any other town the crew stopped at, they got drunk and boisterous,
creating a somewhat “lively” atmosphere for the citizens there. This night in particular got out of
hand when a crewmate decided to get a little hands-on with the barmaid without her permission.
The scrawny man got to have one touch before his face got ingrained to the wooden bar he was
drinking at. Behind him was none other than Arthur himself. Some say it was a single flick to the
back of the head that caused the man’s head to get flung down, while others say Arthurs whole
With a display of strength like that, Bernard had to get Arthur to join him. So as any
sensible thing for a man to do, he challenged Arthur to an arm-wrestling competition. If Arthur
won, they’d leave immediately and give the barmaid 50 gold pieces. If Bernard won, Arthur
would have to join the crew of the Fighting Monkeys. In the end, the barmaid got 50 gold pieces,
and Arthur joined the Fighting Monkeys. Bernard forbids anyone who witnessed the match to
say anything, so the ending of the tale is ambiguous. All that’s known, is you should never mess
The legendary trio were all still on the ship in the captains’ quarters planning whether
should sell at the next port they go to, or if they are plundering more ships. These three are the
closest group of people in the crew and have the most mysterious backstory according to crew
members. Not even those who were there when the Fighting Monkeys were created know the
complete history. And because of the lack of information, there is no story to tell about them.
“Why the hell would anyone bury their treasure? That is quite possibly the dumbest thing
I have heard you say, and that’s saying a lot you jackanape!” Stephen bellowed at Carmine.
“Why the hell wouldn’t you bury your treasure? No one would expect it and it keeps it
hidden. That’s precisely why I think he did it. He’s smart and he’s careful.”
Stephen and Carmine were both about nine grogs in, far more drunk than any other
member of the crew. They were sitting in a very dark corner of the tavern, right in arms reach of
getting a refill. They each had their flintlock and cutlass on the table, right next to a four-hour
old, half eaten turkey leg. Stephen is above average height compared to those around him, with
dark black hair and a smaller build, while Carmine stands at an average height, stocky, with
reddish-brown hair.
Seven years prior to this night in Isle of Riches, childhood friends Stephen and Carmine
had decided at the young age of 15 that they were going to join the up-and-coming Captain
Bernard. They left their lives of comfort in London behind once they snuck on the ship of the
Flying Monkey (later changed to Fighting Monkey due to the provocation of another ship’s
captain that pissed off Bernard.) Ever since then, they had been plundering outposts together,
raiding English merchant ships, and drinking rum and grog every night.
“It’s his most prized possessions, the two great kraken chests. The chests he found inside
of the kraken he killed, that is supposedly so important to him that he won’t let Arthur or Miles
even see it. Why would he bury something that could easily be stolen, lost, or destroyed when
buried? Especially something that valuable? Is your head for decoration or do you actually use
it?” Stephen whisper-shouted, with a vein popping out of his neck and forehead.
“Well, I’m not hearing any ideas on where it could be from you. In fact, all you’re doing
is putting down my ideas instead of coming up with your own, you bastard.” Carmine exclaimed,
“That’s because it’s pretty obvious that its either in the captain’s quarters, or it’s at one
Three hours prior, Stephen and Carmine had just recently sat down at a wobbly table and
ordered a few drinks. They were tired from overtaking the British merchants due to the Navy that
was hidden on the merchants’ ship. They were sore, had some blood on their shirt, and slightly
scarred by fact that the cargo on the ship were humans. Moments like those remind them why
they’re happy that they left England behind and joined Bernard.
“Stephen, do you ever just think about how amazing it is to be a pirate? The adventure,
“I just got stabbed in the shoulder, have constant ringing in my left ear from canon shots,
Stephen opened his mouth, ready to insult Carmine, when both of them heard a fellow
crewmate mention treasures and riches: two chests the captain keeps stashed away, hidden from
everyone. These chests were so valuable that not even his two closest companions were allowed
to know where they were. The sailor is an older pirate, probably around 45 and had scars on any
place one could expect from sword fights. He has hair that’s black with speckles of grey and
when he speaks you can see that one of his front teeth was considerably more yellow than the
rest. Stephen and Carmine concluded that he seems friendly enough, and began walking up to the
old sailor, asking for more information on the treasure he is describing. The pair are only 2 grogs
in and thinking in what one can assume to be their highest capacity at the time, Stephen and
The old sailor began telling his story, a legendary battle between man and myth, Captain
against cryptid. The sea turned inky black one day, back when Bernard was still just a solo pirate
on a sloop. 8 tentacles shot out from the water, one ensnaring the back of the ship, the other
facing him. It split open to reveal an eye, and then Bernard heard a roar from deep beneath the
ocean. Some say he used one canon, and nine canon balls to defeat the beast. Others say he dove
into the water with his sword, and emerged with 2 chests.
1 hour and 4 grogs later, they sapped the man dry of what they have deemed as valuable
information and now were drunkenly planning on taking the feared captain’s treasure all for
themselves, without ever considering truly how dangerous stealing from Captain Bernard could
be. Or that perhaps this treasure is just a drunken sailors bull-shittery. But these intoxicated
“I think that he would never hide it there, why would he put it in the most obvious spot?
Everyone thinks of that place first, Stephen, so surely you don’t actually believe it would be
there?” Carmine asked Stephen, reaching his tankard out for a refill over the counter.
Stephen looked up at the counter and noticed the tavern keeper had started filling their
cups up with water instead of grog. Frustrating, but understandable when you have to deal with
idea for you to come up with it. But it’s also ridiculously stupid so I guess it’s not out of the
question for you to think of, eh?” Stephen stated, taking a drink of his virgin grog.
“I heard it from the group a few tables over, the ones who the old sailor was originally
Stephen sighed at his friend’s incompetence and gullibility. If they were to do a heist on
their Captain, it would not be easy with him as a partner. Thinking about this, Stephen realized,
what reason did he have to be stealing from their Captain anyway? He had done no wrong to
“Carmine, why are we trying to steal this treasure from the captain anyways?” Stephen asked as
he slightly leaned forward into his seat to gain Carmine’s small attention-span.
“Do you remember when we were kids Stephen? Our first goal wasn’t to be pirates, but to be
kings. We wanted to own our own country, rule our own land, the two of us. For me, I still
haven’t lost that dream, and now that I’m older I realize the only way to accomplish this, is with
money. You and me, we’re going to become pirate kings Stephen!” Carmine threw his tankard
completely forgot this fantasy, but it is still an appealing dream to have. Stephen took a sip of the
water in his tankard and sighed, he could feel himself sobering up and didn’t like that he still
Carmine stood up, then fell back into his seat from smacking his knee against the table. A
pained look spread on his face, and then slammed his hands on the table and stood up
successfully this time. He gave Stephen a look and nodded as if Stephen knew what he was
“Are you gonna follow me or not, Stephen? We’re pulling it off tonight. I’m feeling a little less
“Tonight? Are you out of your goddamn mind? Did a flintlock unload into your brain that we
didn’t notice or are you actually that idiotic? We’re drunk, can barely walk, can’t fight, and can’t
even think straight apparently. We can’t do it tonight Carmine, that’s just asking for trouble.
Plus, we don’t even know where the captain is!” Stephen now raising his voice, fully indulging
Carmine opened his mouth to respond, and then shut it. He looked at his empty tankard,
disappointed that there isn’t even foam at the bottom, and begrudgingly gave it back to the tavern
keeper. He began walking out of the tavern, turned around and waved his hand at Stephen to
follow him. Stephen closed his eyes and while pinching the bridge of his always broken nose.
Despite his frustration and intuition that this would go horribly, he got up and followed Carmine,
The moon was bright, illuminating the streets, revealing all of the pirates passed out face
first in the sand, and ones still mumbling songs on stools. To the left of the tavern was where the
Fighting Monkey is docked. The ship is larger than a man-of-war, and faster than any galleon on
the high seas. The hull is stained a dark black, with red triangles aligning the front, a skeleton
holding a lantern that was somehow always lit beneath the bow as the ship’s figurehead. There
are six masts with red and silver sails, each requiring four people to maneuver. One can hear the
waves smacking against the ship, but never once have Stephen or Carmine or anyone in the crew
had ever heard a creak on the ship despite its many battles.
As they approached the vessel, the duo noticed that the small windows in the rear of the
ship were lit up. The windows were that of the captains’ quarters, which is where the captain and
quarter master resided at the moment unbeknownst to Stephen and Carmine. The captains’
quarters is also the place Stephen had suggested they check for the captain’s treasure first.
“Well shit, what do we do now Stephen?” Carmine whispered in a harsh tone to Stephen.
“We could always try to do it some other time, you know. The captains treasure most likely isn’t
“Well, there’s no time like the present, so why not tonight, ain’t that right lads?” An Irish man
the size and shape of a Greek god whispered in-between the duo.
I am satisfied with my revision. There was a lot of minor editing to be done, I had to
change everything to the present tense to the best of my ability, which was very hard. I am
extremely bad with tenses, so it took me multiple different sessions of revising, coming back the
There were also simple spelling and other grammar mistakes that I had to finish which is
just the stereotypical revision expectations. There was a lot less than I had expected, but still a
more of an exposition to the story itself. I decided to flesh out the characters and the story more.
I gave the 3 most influential “side” characters an actual backstory as advised in workshop by
many. I also gave more of a story to the kraken chests, not as much as I had hoped but I was kind
of at a mind block for any more progress on that part. I’ll probably come back later to it at some
I’m very satisfied with the results of these revisions. I feel that the details I added and
changed, or even removed, were necessary to make the story better. I removed the ending
because it felt rushed and honestly out of place. I didn’t have the time and space to be able to
explain why Arthur was betraying Bernard in a way that satisfied me as the writer. I just couldn’t
The ending also was just unnatural due to it seeming like I was just trying to end the
story. I don’t want a piece to seem like I was just trying to get the story over with, which is
exactly what I did with the ending, and I also had sloppy details because at the time I didn’t even
want to give my characters a purpose or personality. Now that I have, I’m a lot happier with the
story, and think I can show it to some peers that aren’t into writing with some pride.
I wouldn’t have been able to write anything like this if it wasn’t for this class and
everything that was taught to me. I thank Professor Afsheen and my classmates for helping me
realize my strengths and weaknesses. Without you all, this story would just be a dream, and a
poorly done and thought-out dream. I had a lot of fun writing this, and a lot of fun reading
everyone’s stories. I hope this story sticks with me and everyone can see what it becomes in the