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55 Best Yo Mama Jokes of All Time

YO MAMA'S SO FAT...

By
BOB LARKIN
JUNE 24, 2019
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Before we begin, we want to make it perfectly clear that

we have nothing against your mother. We've never met
the woman, but she sounds like an upstanding person and a
nurturing, wonderful parent. All of the jokes you're about to
read are most definitely not about your beloved mom, who is
beyond reproach and the best human being who ever existed.
To be honest, we're not even sure why we're publishing all of
these yo mama jokes. If you ask us, these kinds of yo mama
jokes are old, cheap, and overused.

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category you could possibly want. Share them at your own
risk. And if yo mama asks, no, we weren't talking about her.
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1. Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the
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2. Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock Down There
market drops.
3. Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get If You Pee in the Shower,
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4. Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide Says — Best Life
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5. Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species
will become extinct.
6. Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To
be continued."
7. Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran
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8. Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes
oil.
9. Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia
group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
10. Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she
SITS AROUND the house.
11. Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
12. Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
13. Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
14. Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her
name would be Admiral Snackbar.
15. Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

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16. Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice
for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
17. Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside,
she grabbed a bowl.
18. Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to
make up her mind.
19. Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the
court," she asked for fries and a shake.
20. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a
refund.
21. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a
refund.
22. Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
23. Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her
mind, she went looking for it
24. Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house
and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait,
you forgot the remote!"
25. Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a
Bluetooth.
26. Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how
long she slept.
27. Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store
and starved to death.
28. Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house,"
she got a ladder.
29. Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60
Minutes.
30. Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in
case it crashed.

Best yo mama so ugly jokes

31. Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused
to come back.
32. Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
33. Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
34. Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
35. Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the
alarm went off.
36. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic,
it slows down.
37. Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got
Buckwheat in a headlock.
38. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-
or-treat by phone.
39. Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology
letter.
40. Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was
arrested for mooning.

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41. Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
42. Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a
grocery list.
43. Yo mama's cooking so nasty, she flys got together and
fixed the hole in the window screen.
44. Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her
when they've got writer's block.
45. Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's
license.
46. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
47. Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."
48. Yo mama's so classless, she's a Marxist utopia.
49. Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her
to get back to work.
50. Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to
her birthday.
51. Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til
yo mama bounced on one.
52. Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
53. Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.
54. Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an
iPhone.
55. Yo mama's so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window
and let the wind blow it.

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