Consent Coin

By ST

Cast: Announcer, Dillon, Jamie, Adam

ANNOUNCER
Are you single and tired of
documenting all your consensual
sex encounters? We have the
solution for you, it’s Consent
Coin! Leverage the power of the
Bitcoin blockchain technology to
document sexual consent so that
you don’t get falsely charged with
sexual assault!

INT. BEDROOM

DILLON and JAMIE are making out and things are progressing
towards sex

DILLON
So...would you like to have sex?

JAMIE
Yes, I do!

DILLON
Great! Before we can proceed, I
need you to download the Consent
Coin app and start mining for
Consent Coin.

JAMIE
What?

DILLON
You can never be too safe,
especially with everyone getting
falsely charged with sexual
assault.

JAMIE
But I’m verbally consenting to
having sex with you right now,
Dillon.

DILLON
Of course and that’s why we need
to take precaution.
(MORE)

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DILLON (CONT’D)
All we have to do is take a video
of us agreeing to consensual sex
and upload it to the blockchain.
Consent Coin is built on a
decentralized network of computers
that keeps track of all of the
sexual consents in the world!

JAMIE
You’re tracking all sexual
consents? Dillon, stop joking, and
take off your pants.

DILLON
Woah, woah we need to also fill
out this consent form, sign, and
upload it to the Consent Coin app.
Then after that is complete, I’ll
need a photocopy of your ID to
comply with KYC regulations.

JAMIE
Dillon, stop, or else I’m leaving!
I don’t consent to this!

The Consent Coin app starts blaring alarms and a police officer
(Adam) busts through the bedroom door

ADAM
We heard a non-consent!

DILLON
See, Jamie, Consent Coin works!
The app is always listening and
when it hears a non-consent, then
a police officer is sent to
respond. It’s super safe!

ADAM
You’re coming with me, sir. Put
your arms behind your head.

Dillon gets up and puts his arms behind his head and Adam
starts cuffing him

DILLON
So whenever you’re ready, Jamie,
just download the Consent Coin and
also get a hardware wallet! It’s
the safest way to store Consent
Coin. Not your keys, not your
Consent!

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ANNOUNCER
Get Consent Coin today! It’s the
safest way to document sexual
consents so that you don’t get
falsely #metoo’ed!

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