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Gus and Ralph
Gus and Ralph
52.
PHIL EXPERTS
I AM STUCK. OK,
I DON'T EVEN
ONE I'M STILL SLEEPING AND THIS I'M JUST KNOW IF I BELIEVE WHAT I'M
DREAMING IT SAYING, THIS GUY IS CLEARLY
TWO, IT'S A PRANK AND EVERYONE'S IN ON NUTS, BUT HE IS DESPERATE
IT AND HE'S PAYING
STATISTICALLY, HE
THREE, IT'S A FLASHBACK FROM WHEN I WAS MIGHT AS WELL BE
TWENTY SITTING HOME AND
AND PRAYING FOR ALL THE
ATE MAGIC MUSHROOMS AND THOUGHT I WAS GOOD THAT I CAN DO,
AQUAMAN I DON'T
HAVE A FRICKIN CLUE
WHAT I'M DOING
FOUR IT'S SOME KIND OF REALITY SHOW THOUGH THERE ARE THINGS THAT
WE JUST DON'T KNOW
IT DOESN'T
FIVE IT'S AMNESIA, MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T GIVE GIVING
SIX IT'S A STROKE AN ANSWER A GO
YOU JUST HAVE TO OPEN YOUR
I THINK I AM LOSING MY MIND! MIND
PHIL
Fine.
EXPERTS
KARMA! TOXINS! ENEMA! OXEN! JESUS! XENU!
GUS
Six more weeks of winter.
RALPH
Yep.
(Beat)
53.
RALPH
That's a long time.
GUS
Yeah. But you know how you can look at something but your
mind is somewhere else?
RALPH
So, you think he was daydreaming?
GUS
Or you know, kind of planning out his schedule.
GUS
Did you know that in Punxsutawney they got only one word for
"snow"?
(beat)
RALPH
What is it?
GUS
Hey, take it easy buddy.
RALPH
Whatever happened, it can't be that bad.
PHIL
Really? How would you like it if you were stuck in one place
and every day was exactly the same and nothing that you did
made any difference?