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Are We There Yet, Charlie Brown?

By: Dolores-the-Dip (/u/10584447/Dolores-the-Dip)  (https://www.fanfiction.net/pm2/post.php?uid=10584447)
While discussing driving and car safety, Lila's bright idea encourages the kids to make a car and take it for a drive
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Chapter 4: Road Trip!

"Would you like to borrow another book today, sir?" Heather asked sweetly.

"No thank you. I'm gotta go pick up some snacks. I'm taking some friends for a ride later today." Barney said as he left.

"OK, see you soon." Lila smiled and waved.

Later, there was now a fast food restaurant on the playground and Schroeder was there as Barney pulled up to the window. "Welcome to Schroeder's Snappy Snack
make snacking happen in a snap! May I take your order?" Schroeder asked.

"OK, let's see. I would like carrot sticks and 15 ham and cheese sandwiches." Barney requested.

"OK. Carrot sticks and 15 clam and pea sandwiches." Schroeder said, getting the last order wrong.

"Uh no thank you. Not clam and pea sandwiches. Ham and cheese." Barney chuckled.

"Oh! Sorry. You want carrot sticks and 15 clam and cheese sandwiches." Schroeder tried again.

Barney chuckled. "No; HAM and CHEESE sandwiches," he repeated.

"I've got it now! Carrot sticks and 15 ham and pea sandwiches."

"Maybe you can't hear me over the engine. Let me turn this off." And Barney did so. "I'd like to order 15 HAM and CHEESE sandwiches. NOT ham and PEAS."

Schroeder's eyes widened. "Oh. Ham and cheese sandwiches. You should've told me. Just a moment, please."

"But I-" Barney was left stumped.

"Here you are." Schroeder handed Barney the bag. "Your order of carrot sticks and 15 ham and cheese sandwiches."

"That WAS fast!"

"THAT'S why we're called Schroeder's Snappy Snacks." Schroeder said, "That's be three dollars, please."

"Here you go, 1, 2, 3 dollars. "Barney explained, handing the money.

"Thank you, sir."

Barney then tried to rev up the engine again.

"Sounds like your car is almost out of gas." Schroeder commented.

"You're right. I'm taking my friends out for a ride today so I better get my car to the gas station, right away!" Barney realized.

"Well enjoy your Snappy Snacks. And come again soon." Schroeder bid farewell.

About halfway, Barney's car sputtered and stopped. "Uh oh." Barney gulped.

"Let me help you out, Big Purple." Peppermint Patty said, trying to push the car to the gas station.

"Oh thank you, Peppermint Patty. I'm glad I have such a strong friend like you." Barney said before pushing the car with her. They then pushed it all the way to the
the playground where Min was waiting.

"Welcome to Min's Motor Gas station, sir. You're almost all the way to the gas pump." Min greeted.

"Cars aren't that fun when you have to push them." Barney panted as they reached the gas pump.

"Tell me about it." Peppermint Patty panted.

"I promised friends I'd take them for a ride and now it's out of gas." Barney said.

"Then you've come to the right place!" Min reassured. "I'll fill your tank and have you on your way in no time."

"Thank you." Barney said.

After a while, the tank was full. "There you go, Barney. All filled up!" Min replied.

"Thanks." Barney replied.

"Can we go for our ride, now?" Carlos asked as he and the others ran up.

"We sure can." Barney said. "But before, there's one thing we have to do. Does anyone know what it is?"

"Didn't ya run all your Aarons?" Sally inquired.

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"No, Sally." Schroeder replied.

"Buckle up our seatbelts!" Lila exclaimed.

"You're right." Barney said.

Min and Lucy:

Driving to my school, I buckle my belt

Driving to my school, I buckle my belt

Driving to my school, I buckle my belt

Buckle up my seatbelt

"Alright, everyone. Buckle up!" Barney said

Barney, Barney's Friends and Peanuts Gang:

Driving to my house, I buckle my belt

Driving to my house, I buckle my belt

Driving to my house, I buckle my belt

Buckle up my seatbelt

Driving everywhere, I buckle my belt

Driving everywhere, I buckle my belt

Driving everywhere, I buckle my belt

Buckle up my seatbelt

Buckle up my seatbelt

"Good job, everybody. Now everyone, in the car." Barney instructed.

"Alright!" Charlie Brown said as he sat next to Heather and held her hand.

"Finally, I've been looking forward to this alllllll afternoon..." Peppermint Patty said, a bit tuckered out. "Who knew that car weighed soooooo much?" she inquired, m
others laugh.

"Look, Barney! Snoopy wants shotgun!" Lila narrated as Snoopy ran into the passengers' seat and dug through Barney's bag of Snappy Snacks.

"No, he wants ham and cheese sandwiches." Schroeder joked.

"Thank goodness this car has enough room for all of us." Linus smiled as they were all settled in, with Min and Lucy in the front seat.

"OK. Is everyone safe? Are we all buckled up?" Barney asked.

"Yes." the kids smiled.

"Uh huh." Snoopy smiled.

"OK. Let me just start the engine and we'll be ready to go." Barney smiled as he did just that and the car left the schoolyard and into the streets.

"This is really fun, Barney." Min smiled.

"Nothing like a nice afternoon drive." Heather smiled.

"Juan and I sing along to the radio when we go for rides." Carlos suggested.

"That's a good idea!" Barney smiled, before tuning the radio to a song they all know.

Barney, Barney's Friends, and Peanuts Gang:

The wheels on the car go round and round

Round and round, round and round

The wheels on the car go round and round

All through the town

The people on the car go up and down

Up and down, up and down

The people on the car go up and down

All through the town

"What other songs are there?" inquired Sally.

"Good question! Let's see what else we can find on here." Barney said as Snoopy changed stations. "Here we go!"

Barney:

Boom dee ah dah. Boom dee ah dah

Boom dee ah dah. Boom dee ah dah

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 Boom dee ah dah. Boom dee ah dah

Boom dee ah dah. Boom dee ah dah

I love the mountains,

I love the rolling hills.

I love the daisies,

I love the daffodils.

I love the fireside

when all the lights are low.

Barney:

Boom dee ah dah. Boom dee ah dah

Boom dee ah dah. Boom dee ah dah

Barney, Barney's Friends and Peanuts Gang (except Peppermint Patty):

Boom dee ah dah. Boom dee ah dah

Boom dee ah dah. Boom dee ah dah

"I love that song!" Charlie Brown said.

"Me too." Linus agreed.

"Do you think you can find some more songs, Barney?" wondered Kathy.

"Let's see..." Barney said and Snoopy kept changing stations before finding a station.

"So don't forget, for the best clam and pea sandwiches in town, come to Schroeder's Snappy Snacks." A commercial played.

Snoopy licked his lips, much to Lucy's disgust.

"Clam and pea sandwiches?!" the rest of the kids asked.

"That's funny." Shawn said.

"I thought so too." Schroeder confirmed.

"We better find another music station, Barney." Pigpen commented, with Peppermint Patty resting on his shoulder.

"OK...let's see..." Barney muttered before finding another familiar song on the radio. "Ah, I love to sing along to this one!"

Barney, Barney's Friends, and Peanuts Gang:

Oh, Mister Sun, Sun, Mister Golden Sun,

Please shine down on me.

Oh, Mister Sun, Sun, Mister Golden Sun,

Hiding behind a tree...

Barney's Friends and Peanuts Gang:

These little children are asking you

To please come out so we can play with you.

Barney, Barney's Friends, and Peanuts Gang:

Oh, Mister Sun, Sun, Mister Golden Sun,

Please shine down on me.

"Let's sing one more song before we go back to school!" Charlie Brown smiled.

Barney then tuned the radio to another familiar song. "Oh, here's a good one!" Barney smiled.

"WOOOOOOOOO!" the kids cheered.

Barney's Friends and Peanuts Gang:

We love to ride in Barney's car.

We look around at where we are.

And all the license plates we see

Help us learn our ABCs.

Barney, Barney's Friends, and Peanuts Gang:

Riding in the car, riding in the car,

We love riding in the car.

Barney's Friends and Peanuts Gang:

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We love to ride in Barney's car
 Round the corner or to the stars

He starts us up, our seatbelts buckle

He makes us laugh, we make him chuckle

Barney, Barney's Friends, and Peanuts Gang:

Riding in the car, riding in the car,

We love riding in the car.

Riding in the car, riding in the car.

We love riding in the car.

"That was terrific, Barney." Carlos said as they pulled up back at the school.

"Thanks, that was fun, wasn't it?" Barney said, holding a slightly woozy Peppermint Patty's hand

"I'm just surprised you found somewhere to park the car." Lucy commented.

Kathy spoke up. "My favorite thing was singing along to all those songs on the radio."

"You have a nice voice." Lila said.

"So do you." Kathy reassured.

"I liked listening to the clam and pea sandwich commercial." Schroeder said.

"Me too!" added Shawn.

"Boys..." the kids laughed.

Barney gave a smile "I'm glad we could spend time together."

"So are we." Heather remarked.

"Thanks for taking us, Barney." Min smiled.

"Thank you for surprising me with the car." Barney replied.

Lila gave a shy smile "My dad always says I'm full of ideas."

"Your dad's right." Barney confirmed, "And it's always nice going places with old-and new-friends."

"You said it." Sally agreed.

Barney:

I love you, you love me

We're a happy family

With a great big hug

And a kiss from me to you

Won't you say you love me too?

"I love you." Lila replied as she gave Barney a big hug.

Barney, Barney's Friends, and Peanuts Gang:

I love you, you love me,

We're best friends,

Like friends should be

With a great big hug,

And a kiss from me to you,

Won't you say you love me too?

"Well, I guess I better get going home now." Linus smiled.

"Me too." Kathy smiled.

"OK, see you soon everyone! Bye bye!" Barney smiled and waved.

"Bye!" the kids smiled and waved as they left. Snoopy smiled, placing Barney, now in doll form, into the passenger seat and he started his car and drove away, gigg
winked at Barney who winked right back.

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