Weird Shit Generator By Trevor Scott

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This series of tables are meant to be used together to create very strange objects, creatures and places. The tables below will help you create some really
fucked up shit to confuse, intrigue, and even terrify your players. The below "mad-libs" style sentence will help you understand your random results.
Whenever you see a [bold] word in the sentence, it refers to the random table of the same name. All you have to do is roll on that table and insert the
result into the sentence at that point!
This [type] comes from [origin] and is made of [composition]. It reproduces or grows via
[reproduction/growth]. It [special property] and [special property]. It [verb] and it [verb].
Remember, not every part of the above sentence needs to be included in everything you generate; maybe this thing doesn't reproduce/grow, maybe you
don't find the verbs at the end helpful, etc. Use these tables however you want to!

Type (d3 then d100)

Roll Result Roll Result Roll Result Roll Result Roll Result
1 Amulet 31 Boulder 61 Coin 91 Egg 121 Hourglass
2 Animal 32 Bow 62 Collar 92 Fan 122 Human Head
3 Anvil 33 Box 63 Comb 93 Farm 123 Humanoid
4 Arrow 34 Bracelet 64 Cork 94 Feather 124 Incense
5 Awl 35 Bracer 65 Cowbell 95 Fife 125 Ingot
6 Baby 36 Brazier 66 Crate 96 Flag 126 Ink
7 Backpack 37 Bucket 67 Crevasse 97 Flint and iron 127 Jar
8 Bag 38 Buckle 68 Crib 98 Flower 128 Javelin
9 Ball 39 Cage 69 Crown 99 Flute 129 Jelly
10 Bandage 40 Caltrops 70 Crutches 100 Forest 130 Jewel
11 Bandana 41 Candle 71 Cube 101 Fork 131 Juice
12 Bangle 42 Canteen 72 Cuirass 102 Garrote 132 Kettle
13 Banner 43 Castle 73 Cup 103 Gem 133 Kettledrum
14 Barding 44 Cauldron 74 Curtain 104 Girdle 134 Key
15 Barrel 45 Cave 75 Cushion 105 Gloves 135 Kite
16 Basement 46 Censer 76 Dagger 106 Goblet 136 Knife
17 Basin 47 Chain 77 Deck of Cards 107 Grappling hook 137 Kopis
18 Basket 48 Chalk 78 Desk 108 Greaves 138 Ladder
19 Battle Axe 49 Chest 79 Die 109 Hammer 139 Ladle
20 Bedroll 50 Child 80 Dirk 110 Handsaw 140 Lake
21 Beer 51 Chisel 81 Doll 111 Harp 141 Lamp
22 Belt 52 City 82 Door 112 Harpoon 142 Lantern
23 Beret 53 Climbing gear 83 Doorway 113 Hat 143 Leather Armor
24 Blacksmith tools 54 Cloak 84 Drawing 114 Hatchet 144 Liquid
25 Blanket 55 Clock 85 Dress 115 Healer's Kit 145 Lock
26 Blouse 56 Cloth 86 Drink 116 Helmet 146 Lockpicks
27 Blowgun 57 Clothing 87 Drinking Glass 117 Hoe 147 Loom
28 Bone 58 Club 88 Drum 118 Hood 148 Lute
29 Book 59 Coal 89 Dungeon 119 Hook 149 Mace
30 Boots 60 Coif 90 Earring 120 Horn 150 Man

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Type (cont.)
Roll Result Roll Result Roll Result Roll Result
151 Manacles 191 Pouch 231 Series of Numbers 271 Towel
152 Mask 192 Preserved Organ 232 Shawl 272 Town
153 Matchbox 193 Prison Cell 233 Shears 273 Tray
154 Medicine 194 Prybar 234 Sheath 274 Tree
155 Mine 195 Pyramid 235 Sheet Music 275 Trident
156 Mirror 196 Quarterstaff 236 Shell 276 Tunic
157 Mitten 197 Quartz 237 Shield 277 Unknown Machinery
158 Mold 198 Quilt 238 Ship 278 Vase
159 Mortar & Pestle 199 Quiver 239 Shoes 279 Vault
160 Mountain 200 Rake 240 Shortsword 280 Vest
161 Mug 201 Rations 241 Shovel 281 Vial
162 Musical Instrument 202 Rattle 242 Skirt 282 Vice
163 Nail 203 Recipe 243 Sling 283 Village
164 Napkin 204 Region 244 Smell 284 Virus
165 Necklace 205 Ribbon 245 Soap 285 Volcano
166 Needle 206 Ring 246 Sound 286 Wagon
167 Net 207 River 247 Soup 287 Wand
168 Note 208 Robe 248 Spade 288 War Hammer
169 Novel 209 Rock 249 Spear 289 Warship
170 Oil 210 Rod 250 Sphere 290 Waterskin
171 Orchard 211 Rolling Pin 251 Spike 291 Well
172 Outpost 212 Room 252 Spoon 292 Whetstone
173 Package 213 Rope 253 Spring 293 Whip
174 Painting 214 Ruin 254 Spring of Water 294 Whistle
175 Pan 215 Sabre 255 Staff 295 Windchime
176 Pants 216 Sack 256 Statue 296 Window
177 Paper 217 Sandals 257 Statuette 297 Wine
178 Park 218 Sarcophagus 258 Stick 298 Woman
179 Pick 219 Sash 259 Stone 299 Wrench
180 Piece of Cake 220 Satchel 260 Stool 300 Writing equipment
181 Pillow 221 Saw 261 Sundial
182 Pin 222 Scabbard 262 Sword
183 Pipes 223 Scale 263 Symbol
184 Pitchfork 224 Scarf 264 Tabard
185 Pocket Knife 225 Scimitar 265 Tent
186 Poem 226 Scroll 266 Thimble
187 Poison 227 Scroll case 267 Tobacco Pipe
188 Pond 228 Scythe 268 Tongs
189 Pot 229 Seal 269 Torch
190 Potion 230 Sentence 270 Totem
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Origin (d100) Composition (d100)

Roll Result Roll Result Roll Result Roll Result
1-2 A Bag Of Holding 51-52 A Unique Plant That Only 1-2 Animal Body Parts 51-52 Leather
3-4 A Battlefield Grows In One Place 3-4 Animal Horn 53-54 Light
5-6 A Cave Filled With Wonders 53-54 A Warehouse 5-6 Blood 55-56 Living People
7-8 A Clear Pool Of Water 55-56 An Abandoned Journal 7-8 Bone 57-58 Memories
9-10 A Closet 57-58 An Abandoned Shrine 9-10 Bread 59-60 Metal
11-12 A Cult's Commune 59-60 An Abandoned Warehouse 11-12 Brick 61-62 Mold
13-14 A Dream 61-62 An Asylum 13-14 Ceramic 63-64 Music
15-16 A Factory 63-64 Another Dimension 15-16 Coal 65-66 Organs
17-18 A Gutter In An Alley 65-66 Another Planet 17-18 Coins 67-68 Paper
19-20 A Haunted House 67-68 Inside Of A Dragon 19-20 Coral 69-70 Plant Fibers
21-22 A Hoarder's Closet 69-70 Inside Of A Human 21-22 Cork 71-72 Plant-life
23-24 A Lone Inventor 71-72 Outer Space 23-24 Earth 73-74 Quartz
25-26 A Madman's Disheveled Home 73-74 The Bottom Of A Barrel 25-26 Fabric 75-76 Salt
27-28 A Meteor 75-76 The Bottom Of A Pit Trap 27-28 Feathers 77-78 Sand
29-30 A Mine Shaft 77-78 The Brain Of A Genius 29-30 Feces 79-80 Shadow
31-32 A Missing House 79-80 The Center Of A Labyrinth 31-32 Fire 81-82 Smoke
33-34 A Mundane Object Which 81-82 The Clutches Of A Zombie 33-34 Flesh 83-84 Soap
Gained Special Properties 83-84 The End Of A Rainbow 35-36 Food 85-86 Stone
35-36 A Novel 85-86 The Frozen North 37-38 Gears 87-88 Tumors
37-38 A Pile Of Garbage 87-88 The Grave Of A Famous Person 39-40 Glass 89-90 Twine
39-40 A Prison 89-90 The Moon 41-42 Gold 91-92 Water
41-42 A Ship 91-92 The Mysterious East 43-44 Hair 93-94 Wax
43-44 A Small Town 93-94 The Savages To The South 45-46 Human Body Parts 95-96 Wind
45-46 A Summoning Circle 95-96 The Swamp 47-48 Ice 97-98 Wood
47-48 A Tomb 97-98 Under The Floorboards 49-50 Lead 99-100 Yarn
49-50 A Tree 99-100 Underground

Reproduction/Growth (d20)
Roll Result Roll Result Roll Result Roll Result
1 Being Struck By 5 Impregnating Humans 11 The Assistance Of 16 The Syphoning
Lightning 6 Infecting The Living Affected Living Beings Of Heat Energy
2 Cellular Division 7 Interdimensional 12 The Consumption 17 The Voluntary Sacrifice
3 Choosing A Successor Translocation Of The Living Of Living Beings
4 Commandeering 8 Laying Eggs 13 The Conversion Of Water 18 Time Travel
The Production Of 9 Possessing The Living 14 The Creation Of Seeds 19 Unobserved Methods
Something Else 10 Religious Worship 15 The Disassembly Of Its 20 Violently Exploding
Environment

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Special Property (d100)

Roll Result Roll Result Roll Result Roll Result
1 Acts As A Beacon 28 Causes Rapid Hair 53 Exists Inside Of A Living 76 Permanently Marks Living
2 Ages Living Beings Growth Being Beings
3 Alters A Living Being's 29 Causes Rapid Injury 54 Fills With Mindless 77 Prevents Dehydration
Personality Healing Euphoria 78 Protects Living Beings
4 Appears Wherever The 30 Causes Rapid Skin 55 Freezes When Hot And From Harm
PCs Are Flaking Thaws When Cold 79 Provides Nourishment If
5 Attracts A Powerful 31 Causes Severe Fatigue 56 Gives Animals The Power Eaten
Creature 32 Causes Snow To Fall, Of Speech 80 Reacts When Touched By
6 Attracts All Liquid Blood Even Indoors 57 Heals Humans Living Being
7 Attracts Swarms Of Rats 33 Causes Suffocation 58 Imbues Living Beings 81 Repels Entities / Enemies
8 Becomes The Subject Of 34 Causes Total Blindness With Strength 82 Resurrects The Dead
Everyone's Dreams 35 Causes Tumors To 59 Imprisons Living Beings 83 Reverses Magic Targeting
9 Becomes Transparent In Rapidly Form 60 Increases Probability Of 84 Saps Strength From
Sunlight 36 Causes Unconsciousness Lucid Dreaming Living Beings
10 Bolsters Defenses 37 Causes Vivid 61 Increases The Growth 85 Shears Away Limbs
11 Brings Memories To Life Hallucinations Rate Of Nearby Plant Life 86 Shrinks Living Beings
12 Causes Weight Loss 38 Causes Weight Gain 62 Inspires Bloodlust In 87 Spawns Creatures
13 Causes Comas 39 Changes The Perception Humans 88 Spawns Doppelgangers
14 Causes Critical Failures Of Self 63 Is Immortal 89 Spreads Disease
15 Causes Critical Successes 40 Contains/Causes A Portal 64 Is Inhabited By Sentient 90 Stains Anything It
16 Causes Earthquakes To Another Place Beings Touches
17 Causes Explosions 41 Controls Animals 65 Is Sentient 91 Starts Fires
18 Causes Fear 42 Controls Living Beings 66 Is Unbreakable 92 Stops Time
19 Causes Humans To 43 Creates Darkness 67 Is Very Alluring 93 Suffocates Living Beings
Switch Minds 44 Creates Deserts 68 Kills With A Touch 94 Summons Creatures
20 Causes Insanity 45 Creates Insects 69 Makes Living Beings 95 Teleports Nearby Objects
21 Causes Intoxication 46 Cures Insanity Visible Through Solid 96 Trees Grow Near It
22 Causes Levitation 47 Drains Life From Magic Materials 97 Turns Eyes Entirely Black
23 Causes Limb Regrowth Users 70 Makes Weather Patterns 98 Turns Flesh To Wood
24 Causes Living Beings To 48 Emanates Banging And Change In Extremes 99 Turns Water Into Acid
Be Submissive Screaming Sounds From 71 Maximizes Magical Effects 100 Twists And Then Grants
25 Causes Living Beings To Within 72 Melds Into Living Beings Wishes
Bleed From Every Orifice 49 Emits Thick Smoke 73 Minimizes Magical Effects
26 Causes Permanent 50 Empowers Animals 74 Mutates Living Beings
Phobias 51 Erases Memories 75 Opens Dimensional
27 Causes Projectile 52 Evokes Extreme Violence Gateways
Vomiting In Living Beings

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Verb (d100)
Roll Result Roll Result Roll Result Roll Result
1 Abuses 26 Burns 51 Flies 76 Prohibits
2 Activates 27 Charms 52 Follows 77 Pulses
3 Ages 28 Climbs 53 Forgives 78 Purrs
4 Alerts 29 Complicates 54 Freezes 79 Recites
5 Analyzes 30 Confides 55 Gathers 80 Refreshes
6 Arouses 31 Constructs 56 Gnaws 81 Refuels
7 Ascends 32 Crawls 57 Gurgles 82 Restrains
8 Asks 33 Cries 58 Hastens 83 Rolls
9 Aspires 34 Dangles 59 Hates 84 Rumbles
10 Attaches 35 Darts 60 Illuminates 85 Scolds
11 Attacks 36 Defeats 61 Implodes 86 Scours
12 Awakens 37 Detects 62 Imprisons 87 Screams
13 Baits 38 Devours 63 Incubates 88 Screeches
14 Barks 39 Disrupts 64 Leaps 89 Serves
15 Basks 40 Drifts 65 Lies 90 Smells
16 Bathes 41 Drips 66 Limits 91 Speaks
17 Bellows 42 Eats 67 Listens 92 Stores
18 Betrays 43 Echoes 68 Loves 93 Sucks
19 Bickers 44 Enjoys 69 Mimics 94 Thrives
20 Bites 45 Enllarges 70 Moans 95 Transcends
21 Blames 46 Evaluates 71 Mutilates 96 Transforms
22 Blinds 47 Excites 72 Mutters 97 Unravels
23 Blinks 48 Explodes 73 Perceives 98 Vomits
24 Blooms 49 Exposes 74 Pleases 99 Walks
25 Breaks 50 Flashes 75 Plots 100 Writes

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