MOUSE GOES FOR A WALK IN THE FOREST

Fox: where are you going mouse?

Mouse: to my house

Fox: let's eat tacos

Mouse: thanks but I'm going to eat with a gruffalo

Fox: what is an gruffalo?

ADVANCE THE MOUSE THROUGH THE FOREST

Owl: where are you going mouse?

Owl: let's have a beer.

Mouse: thanks but I'm going to go have a beer with him gruffalo

Owl: what is a gruffalo?

owl: that doesn't exist

Mouse: if it exists, it has bony knees, and claws on its feet, and lightning bolts in its
hair

Owl: where are you going to see it?

Mouse: right here

Owl: bye

THE OWL IS SCARED

Snake: hello mouse who are you waiting for I invite you to a party at my house

Mouse: I can't go, now I'm going to a party with the gruffalo

Snake: what is a gruffalo?

Mouse: he has the eyes of a drug addict, he sells pancakes and he is tall
Snake: bye

THE MOUSE LAUGHS AND MAKES FUN OF ALL THOSE WHO LEFT FOR
FEAR OF THE GRUFFALO.

MOUSE WALKS AND FINDS THE GRUFFALO.

Mouse: what? It's the creature you described

Gruffalo: hi mouse why aren't you afraid of me? I am the most fearsome creature
in the forest

Mouse: wow you have impressed me, but I don't believe you

Gruffalo: walk behind me and you will see that everyone runs away, I do not have
friends.

THEY WALKED TOGETHER AND FOUND THE FOX AND IT GOT SCARED

Fox: what? bye

THEY KEPT WALKING AND FOUND THE SNAKE AND CRAWLED AWAY

Snake: what? Oh my God

THEY KEPT WALKING AND SAW THE OWL

Owl: by the blood of christ

GRUFFALO FEELS VERY ANGRY AND LEAVES AND TELLS THE MOUSE TO
COME BACK

Gruffalo: I'll be back mouse, to avenge myself

THE MOUSE SAT DOWN TO EAT. AND GRUFFALO RETURNED TO HIS

BROTHER WHO WAS FATTER TO EAT ALL THOSE WHO TREATED HIM
BADLY.

Grufalo: eat them brother there is the fox.

Gruffalo 2: I'll make a hat with it

THEY KEPT WALKING AND FOUND THE SNAKE.

Gruffalo 2: I will use this snake as a belt

Gruffalo: yes brother

THEY CONTINUED WALKING AND FOUND THE OWL

Gruffalo: brother you fancy a roast chicken?

Gruffalo 2: brother, I'm already satisfied but I'll take it for dinner.

THEY CONTINUED WALKING AND FOUND THE MOUSE

Gruffalo: hello mouse he is my brother

Mouse: hello fat gruffalo

Gruffalo 2: for being my brother's friend I will not eat you