Funny Love Words

I am an unemployed girl with a diploma in cuddling, a certificate in caring, and a

degree in kissing. Do you have a job for me?

Guess what’s on the menu?

Me-n-u.

You are just like my car. You drive me crazy.

Your body has 65% water, and guess what? I am very thirsty at the moment.

I love you as much as I love fries.

If you were a vegetable, do you know what you’d be? A cute-cumber!

I will love you forever. LOL! But I can’t live that long.

If kissing is the language of love, then we have a lot to talk about.

I love you like I love my cake, like my last bite of pizza and the money in my
bank. God, I really love you so much!

I love you with all my butt. I could have said Heart, but my butt is bigger.

Do you want tea, coffee, or me?

Do you think you can keep up with a princess’ expectations?

Where are you hiding all those imperfections?

Did you get a degree for being an awesome boyfriend?

People say we look so good together. I mean, you did pick the best girlfriend,
right?

Are you some kind of a drug? Because I have been feeling high when I’m with you.

I am your cheese, and you are my macaroni. We’re the perfect combo!

Please stop being so adorable. I’m falling for you all over again!

I wanted to send you something that will make you happy, unfortunately, the mailman
said I wouldn’t fit in the mailbox. Sad!

I am not a photographer, but somehow I can clearly see a perfect picture of you and
me.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your
common sense leaving your body.

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Especially when I am all alone with you!

You want to know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they
have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear, I'd
definitely fight a care bear for you.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?