#!

/bin/sh
#
# Jagerizer 1.2
#
# Copyright 2002
# Andres Santiago Perez-Bergquist
# http://santiago.mapache.org/toys/jager/
#
# Permission is granted to copy and distribute this file for personal use.
# Jagermonsters are Copyright Phil & Kaja Foglio
#
# To use, make sure the executable bit is set and run from the command line.
# By default, it reads from stdin and writes to stdout, but redirecting is
# advisable, to keep the input and output from getting mixed together.

-e "s/this/dis/g"\
-e "s/This/Dis/g"\
-e "s/THIS/DIS/g"\
-e "s/that/dat/g"\
-e "s/That/Dat/g"\
-e "s/THAT/DAT/g"\
-e "s/they/dey/g"\
-e "s/They/Dey/g"\
-e "s/THEY/DEY/g"\
-e "s/their/der/g"\
-e "s/Their/Der/g"\
-e "s/THEIR/DER/g"\
-e "s/there/dere/g"\
-e "s/There/Dere/g"\
-e "s/THERE/DERE/g"\
-e "s/these/dese/g"\
-e "s/These/Dese/g"\
-e "s/THESE/DESE/g"\
-e "s/those/doze/g"\
-e "s/Those/Doze/g"\
-e "s/THOSE/DOZE/g"\
-e "s/the\([^a-zA-Z]\)/de\1/g"\
-e "s/The\([^a-zA-Z]\)/De\1/g"\
-e "s/THE\([^a-zA-Z]\)/DE\1/g"\
-e "s/then/den/g"\
-e "s/Then/Den/g"\
-e "s/THEN/DEN/g"\
-e "s/them/dem/g"\
-e "s/Them/Dem/g"\
-e "s/THEM/DEM/g"\
-e "s/yes/yah/g"\
-e "s/Yes/Yah/g"\
-e "s/YES/YAH/g"\
-e "s/you/hyu/g"\
-e "s/You/Hyu/g"\
-e "s/YOU/HYU/g"\
-e "s/hyur/you/g"\
-e "s/Hyur/You/g"\
-e "s/HYUR/YOU/g"\
-e "s/have/hef/g"\
-e "s/Have/Hef/g"\
-e "s/HAVE/HEF/g"\
-e "s/wh/v/g"\
-e "s/Wh/V/g"\
-e "s/WH/V/g"\
-e "s/^w/v/g"\
-e "s/^W/V/g"\
-e "s/\([^oO]\)w/\1v/g"\
-e "s/\([^O]\)W/\1V/g"\
-e "s/^ha/he/g"\
-e "s/^Ha/He/g"\
-e "s/^HA/HE/g"\
-e "s/\([^cC]\)ha/\1he/g"\
-e "s/\([^cC]\)Ha/\1He/g"\
-e "s/\([^cC]\)HA/\1HE/g"\
-e "s/any/henny/g"\
-e "s/Any/Henny/g"\
-e "s/ANY/HENNY/g"\
-e "s/smart/schmot/g"\
-e "s/Smart/Schmot/g"\
-e "s/SMART/SCHMOT/g"\
-e "s/n't/n'/g"\
-e "s/N'T/N'/g"\
-e "s/ain'/hain't/g"\
-e "s/Ain'/Hain't/g"\
-e "s/AIN'/HAIN'T/g"\
-e "s/am not/hain't/g"\
-e "s/Am not/Hain't/g"\
-e "s/Am Not/Hain't/g"\
-e "s/AM NOT/HAIN'T/g"\
-e "s/isn'/hain't/g"\
-e "s/Isn'/Hain't/g"\
-e "s/ISN'/HAIN'T/g"\
-e "s/is not/hain't/g"\
-e "s/Is not/Hain't/g"\
-e "s/Is Not/Hain't/g"\
-e "s/IS NOT/HAIN'T/g"\
-e "s/aren'/hain't/g"\
-e "s/Aren'/Hain't/g"\
-e "s/AREN'/HAIN'T/g"\
-e "s/are not/hain't/g"\
-e "s/Are not/Hain't/g"\
-e "s/Are Not/Hain't/g"\
-e "s/ARE NOT/HAIN'T/g"\
-e "s/good/goot/g"\
-e "s/Good/Goot/g"\
-e "s/GOOD/GOOT/g"\
-e "s/dad/papa/g"\
-e "s/Dad/Papa/g"\
-e "s/DAD/PAPA/g"\
-e "s/stuff/stoff/g"\
-e "s/Stuff/Stoff/g"\
-e "s/STUFF/STOFF/g"\
-e "s/going to/gunna/g"\
-e "s/Going to/Gunna/g"\
-e "s/Going To/Gunna/g"\
-e "s/GOING TO/GUNNA/g"\
-e "s/going/gun/g"\
-e "s/Going/Gun/g"\
-e "s/GOING/GUN/g"\
-e "s/people/pipple/g"\
-e "s/People/Pipple/g"\
-e "s/PEOPLE/PIPPLE/g"\
-e "s/little/liddle/g"\
-e "s/Little/Liddle/g"\
-e "s/LITTLE/LIDDLE/g"\
-e "s/love/luv/g"\
-e "s/Love/Luv/g"\
-e "s/LOVE/LUV/g"\
-e "s/nice/nize/g"\
-e "s/Nice/Nize/g"\
-e "s/NICE/NIZE/g"\
-e "s/bug/bog/g"\
-e "s/Bug/Bog/g"\
-e "s/BUG/BOG/g"\
-e "s/let me/lemmee/g"\
-e "s/Let me/Lemmee/g"\
-e "s/Let Me/Lemmee/g"\
-e "s/LET ME/LEMMEE/g"\
-e "s/give me/gimmee/g"\
-e "s/Give me/Gimmee/g"\
-e "s/Give Me/Gimmee/g"\
-e "s/GIVE ME/GIMMEE/g"\
-e "s/castle/kestle/g"\
-e "s/Castle/Kestle/g"\
-e "s/CASTLE/KESTLE/g"\
-e "s/clank/klenk/g"\
-e "s/Clank/Klenk/g"\
-e "s/CLANK/KLENK/g"\
-e "s/better/betta/g"\
-e "s/Better/Betta/g"\
-e "s/BETTER/BETTA/g"\
-e "s/darling/dollink/g"\
-e "s/Darling/Dollink/g"\
-e "s/DARLING/DOLLINK/g"\
-e "s/some/zum/g"\
-e "s/Some/Zum/g"\
-e "s/SOME/ZUM/g"\
-e "s/ouble/ubbel/g"\
-e "s/OUBLE/UBBEL/g"\
-e "s/bble/bbel/g"\
-e "s/bBLE/BBEL/g"\
-e "s/exc/eks/g"\
-e "s/Exc/Eks/g"\
-e "s/EXC/EKS/g"\
-e "s/ex/eks/g"\
-e "s/Ex/Eks/g"\
-e "s/EX/EKS/g"\
-e "s/accident/exident/g"\
-e "s/Accident/Exident/g"\
-e "s/ACCIDENT/EXIDENT/g"\
-e "s/once/vunce/g"\
-e "s/Once/Vunce/g"\
-e "s/ONCE/VUNCE/g"\
-e "s/\([a-zA-Z]\)id\([^a-zA-Z]\)/\1eed\2/g"\
-e "s/\([a-zA-Z]\)ID\([^a-zA-Z]\)/\1EED\2/g"\
-e "s/^one/vun/g"\
-e "s/^One/Vun/g"\
-e "s/^ONE/VUN/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)one/\1vun/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)One/\1Vun/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)ONE/\1VUN/g"\
-e "s/kiss/kees/g"\
-e "s/Kiss/Kees/g"\
-e "s/KISS/KEES/g"\
-e "s/^c\([^h]\)/k\1/g"\
-e "s/^C\([^hH]\)/K\1/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)c\([^h]\)/\1k\2/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)C\([^hH]\)/\1K\2/g"\
-e "s/am\([^a-zA-Z]\)/em\1/g"\
-e "s/Am\([^a-zA-Z]\)/Em\1/g"\
-e "s/AM\([^a-zA-Z]\)/EM\1/g"\
-e "s/^th/t/g"\
-e "s/^Th/T/g"\
-e "s/^TH/T/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)th/\1t/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)Th/\1T/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)TH/\1T/g"\
-e "s/\([a-zA-Z]\)th\([a-zA-Z]\)/\1dd\2/g"\
-e "s/\([a-zA-Z]\)TH\([a-zA-Z]\)/\1DD\2/g"\
-e "s/unix/yoonix/g"\
-e "s/Unix/Yoonix/g"\
-e "s/UNIX/YOONIX/g"\
-e "s/^un/on/g"\
-e "s/^Un/On/g"\
-e "s/^UN/ON/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)un/\1on/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)Un/\1On/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)UN/\1ON/g"\
-e "s/^sh\([^e]\)/sch\1/g"\
-e "s/^Sh\([^e]\)/Sch\1/g"\
-e "s/^SH\([^E]\)/SCH\1/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)sh\([^e]\)/\1sch\2/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)Sh\([^e]\)/\1Sch\2/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)SH\([^e]\)/\1SCH\2/g"\
-e "s/^s\([lmnpt]\)/sch\1/g"\
-e "s/^S\([lmnptLMNPT]\)/SCH\1/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)s\([lmnpt]\)/\1sch\2/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)S\([lmnptLMNPT]\)/\1SCH\2/g"\
-e "s/of/uf/g"\
-e "s/Of/Uf/g"\
-e "s/OF/UF/g"\
-e "s/qu/qv/g"\
-e "s/Qu/Qv/g"\
-e "s/QU/QV/g"\
-e "s/ing/ink/g"\
-e "s/Ing/Ink/g"\
-e "s/ING/INK/g"\
-e "s/irl/url/g"\
-e "s/IRL/URL/g"\
-e "s/ish/eesh/g"\
-e "s/ISH/EESH/g"\
-e "s/^I\([^a-zA-Z]\)/Hy\1/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)I\([^a-zA-Z]\)/\1Hy\2/g"\
-e "s/\([a-zA-Z]\)ve\([^a-zA-Z]\)/\1ff\2/g"\
-e "s/\([a-zA-Z]\)VE\([^a-zA-Z]\)/\1FF\2/g"\
-e "s/ect\([^a-zA-Z]\)/eck\1/g"\
-e "s/ECT\([^a-zA-Z]\)/ECK\1/g"\
-e "s/and/und/g"\
-e "s/And/Und/g"\
-e "s/AND/UND/g"\
-e "s/^all/hall/g"\
-e "s/^All/Hall/g"\
-e "s/^ALL/HALL/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)all/\1hall/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)All/\1Hall/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)ALL/\1HALL/g"\
-e "s/mister/herr/g"\
-e "s/Mister/Herr/g"\
-e "s/MISTER/HERR/g"\
-e "s/mr./herr/g"\
-e "s/Mr./Herr/g"\
-e "s/MR./HERR/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)is\([^a-zA-Z]\)/\1iz\2/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)Is\([^a-zA-Z]\)/\1Iz\2/g"\
-e "s/\([^a-zA-Z]\)IS\([^a-zA-Z]\)/\1IZ\2/g"\
-e "s/god damn it/gotterdammerung/g"\
-e "s/God damn it/Gotterdammerung/g"\
-e "s/God Damn It/Gotterdammerung/g"\
-e "s/GOD DAMN IT/GOTTERDAMMERUNG/g"\
-e "s/goddammit/gotterdammerung/g"\
-e "s/Goddammit/Gotterdammerung/g"\
-e "s/GODDAMMIT/GOTTERDAMMERUNG/g"\
-e "s/damn it/gotterdammerung/g"\
-e "s/Damn it/Gotterdammerung/g"\
-e "s/Damn It/Gotterdammerung/g"\
-e "s/DAMN IT/GOTTERDAMMERUNG/g"\
-e "s/goddam/gotterdammerung/g"\
-e "s/Goddam/Gotterdammerung/g"\
-e "s/GODDAM/GOTTERDAMMERUNG/g"\
-e "s/god damn/gotterdammerung/g"\
-e "s/God damn/Gotterdammerung/g"\
-e "s/God Damn/Gotterdammerung/g"\
-e "s/GOD DAMN/GOTTERDAMMERUNG/g"\
-e "s/goddammit/gotterdammerung/g"\
-e "s/Goddammit/Gotterdammerung/g"\
-e "s/GODDAMmit/GOTTERDAMMERUNG/g"\
-e "s/damn/dem/g"\
-e "s/Damn/Dem/g"\
-e "s/DAMN/DEM/g"\
-e "s/god/gott/g"\
-e "s/God/Gott/g"\
-e "s/GOD/GOTT/g"\
-e "s/okay/hokay/g"\
-e "s/Okay/Hokay/g"\
-e "s/OKAY/HOKAY/g"\
-e "s/just/chust/g"\
-e "s/Just/Chust/g"\
-e "s/JUST/CHUST/g'