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GO BIG OR GO HOME 22 JULY 2021
ISSUE 48
of Meatballs VOLUME 75
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Quote of the Day

"Every dead body on Mount
Everest was once a highly
motivated person.
So... maybe calm down."
- Anon
MAY THE LOUDEST WIN:
Tez aur PALLAVI VS. VARUN
BATTLE STARS MEET: THE “I KNOW MORE THAN YOU” SET TO AIR TOMORROW
Sansanikhez Shreya V. was originally inspired by speaking but we remain
Section Infighting her). She is not afraid to unsure about the
Spike in demand for Reporter challenge status quo and listening. Do tune in
@vish_shreya_
YourDost as Section POC is someone who makes tomorrow at 9:00 p.m. to
turns bipolar The stage is set for the sure her voice is heard, Daredevil Plaza to witness
most awaited event of the even when on mute. history.
The Big Reveal: Shivam year – where the two stars Varun K. on the other
Pallavi V. and Varun K. will hand, is known for his Disclaimer: Our official news
coming out of the closet >> battle it out to for the first interesting conversations channel has received official
Page 3 time on live television. and public appearances betting rights for the debate.
While the world is waiting as was made clear by the If you are sure of your
candidate’s abilities, use the
FA Quiz spreads doom and for a night of chaos – here fact that he gave a speech QR code in this article to
are things you need to on “speeches”. Not too
destruction among GPG1s place your bets.
know about the self- many people can do that. Warning issued in public
acclaimed celebrities. It is a well-known fact that interest: We recommend
SecD meet their OLF for the
Pallavi V, a software he burns more calories that audience keep the
first time engineer by education, is while talking than volumes lower than their
the kind of person who someone does on a lower levels to avoid hearing
July 23rd: a heavy day full of questions everything (yes, marathon. loss (volume kam nahi kiya
extra classes aasman hai neela kyun, All in all, we expect a toh kaan phat jaayega)
paani geela geela kyun debate with a lot of
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THE NOTICE BOARD MONOPOLY
Gauri J.
Dhanyawaad Insider Informant SEC D'S ILLUMINATI BRINGS AN END TO STUDENTS' PANIC-FEST

Devkanya
Students of section D often forget
what's on their agenda. Inspired by
Loki, some students, or ‘variants’,
have formed the Notice Board
Variant Authority (NBVA). This
group claims responsibility for
Students of Section D are regulating the flow of time. They
blessed with their own adhere to a fixed schedule, decided
‘Devkanya’, Sandal Bajaj. by themselves called 'The
With her help, the students Daredevil's Timeline'. Everyone
get through the tussles of
must follow the NBVA’s directives
GBMs, lectures, and
seminars. She also provides and Daredevil's timeline to the T.
world-class handwritten It is rumored that any student who
notes, full of witty remarks. dares to question the NBVA, is
Section D are thankful for subjected to high stress, loss of
her presence. attendance, mismatch of Zoom
This article is sponsored by links and the highest degree of
Sandal’s devotees: Karan FOMO.
Garg, Shivam Kumar, Swastik NBVA claims that such students
Panda and many more. who do not believe in the dogma
will eventually be 'pruned out' of all
Devkanya ke charano mein,
WhatsApp groups.
Bhushan L. Until further updates, Section D
Bhakti-bhaavi leaders are urged to look out for
Reporter themselves and stay alert of all such
@the_boy_who_believes
notorious authority.!
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SIYAASAT
SUBJECT REPRESENTATIVE KA SHATRANJ
THE WEIRD KARMA OF POLITICS AND DISPROPORTIONATE RETURNS ON EFFORT
Ayush S. Bangalore or not). CR Chunaav Tanaav
Naarad Muni Everyone was completely
@ayush_412 discouraged by these Shots were fired as the Matchmaking or
disheartening bribes. SR elections, Aarambh match-fixing?
Candidates were showing 2021 and War of Sections
off by giving references as established candidates'
Elections were close to how they were class strengths and Coincidence? Or extensive
everyone wanted a C.V. monitors in their 5th weaknesses. Now it is planning? Section D was
point for themselves and grade and how they used just a matter of waiting left in shock when two of
to create an illusion of to completely clean the and watching who takes their SR candidates,
good repo in front of blackboard for their the lead! Pallavi and Aakruti, both
Profs. As always, introverts teachers. (Ha wahi It is time for candidates won the election for two
slipped themselves into teachers k chamcho; to win the public's subjects together.
their respective caves. So tumhari hi baat kar raha hearts using all of The suspicions were
the same people who hu). Chanakya's principles. confirmed when both girls
were active on WhatsApp were unavailable on the
nominated themselves. evening before elections
Campaigning activities and their Zoom status was
started, but no one showing as 'busy'.
promised anyone more There is a certain doubt of
than a Samosa (Don’t false promises being
know if they have it in made of giving students
extra classes 1 night
before exams. These
allegations are still under
investigation and will
keep you updated of any
further leads.

Hearty Congratulations
(hamari job tumhare
haath mein hai)
12 Jul 2021

Model in picture: Khushboo

CAUGHT IN THE ACT!

SOME OF OUR LEGENDS PHOTOGRAPHED DOING WHAT THEY DO BEST! Deep G. Vishnu Vinoth M
Wondering what that is? Don't worry, it's
not Annabelle, but our very own D ka ladka machayega
Aishwarya B. in her typical Zoom ACAD mein Dhoom
habitat. You're lucky if you spot her, so 21 Jul 2021
pin her video and keep your eyes peeled! All the
best
Section D's resident cyborg, Kuljeet K, Pratik!
sometimes faces technical issues and
starts making robotic sounds. You have
to be there to experience it!
0 2 4 0 2 4 3 3 8 9 :t c at n o c , n oit a m r of ni e v a h u o y f I

CRIMES AND CRIMINALS dead or alive

A GANG OF STALKERS IS ON THE LOOSE; YOU MAY NOT SEE THEM BUT THEY
ARE SCREENSHOTTING YOU.
Saavdhaan They come in all shapes and sizes and they are always
watching you. Trained by Mr. Jaipur himself, their
Section D mission is to collect embarrassing pictures of the class.
Stalker The next time you feel sleepy in a lecture, BEWARE!
Level: Ultra Stalker
Pro Max
Strengths:
Level: Ultra
Pro
Stalker Lite stickerly quinn
Motion Strengths:
Strengths:
Screenshots, Spotting and
Faking
long duration Tracking
attention in
stalking Sleeper cells,
class, spot
spotting
meme-ing
Invisible people
Stickerlo Escobar
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PYAAR KA TRI-PUNCHNAMA
WILL SHIVAM FOLLOW HIS HEART AND GO WITH AARYAN? OR WILL HE LET OTHERS COME IN BETWEEN THEM?

S
Aakruti F.
Senior Gossip
Correspondent
@aakruti_furia

ection D’s day

started with an explosive
revelation: GPG1 Shivam
Kumar finally came out of
the closet. And he did so
in style. Last night, one of
his many fans tagged him
on a Quora post and
wrote “There should be no
doubt now as to his
orientation”. Shivam’s
spokesperson did not
deny the allegation and
Shivam himself, too,
remained unavailable for
comment.
The object of Shivam’s
interest is Aaryan Kapoor,
a fellow section mate. Kiss kiss ko pyaar karu: File photo of Shivam stuck between Aaryan and Deep - Reuters
Aaryan and Shivam have
reportedly been ‘dancing spilled onto the class But the story doesn’t end unclear whether he is a
the tango’ for weeks. Even WhatsApp groups. One here. Mayukh, another welcome presence or just
their other classmates are source confirms, “The classmate, has been a third-wheel. One thing is
aware of this brewing tension between them constantly trying to form a for certain, pyaar ki baazi
romance. Their romance was so high, we all knew ‘threesome’ with Shivam mein angaaron par chal
Shivam was whipped.” and Aaryan. It is yet lenge humare ladke.

STONE WALL OF FAME

IN-CLASS CANDIDS THE SLEEPER-CELLS

KARTE KYA HO CLASS MEIN? ft. Naveen, Pratik,
Amit, Nikhil N, Shweta
Yeh Kya chal rha hai, mai kaha hun?
Translation: What is walking, I am where?
NEWFOUND TALENTS
KURL-ON BRAND AMBASSADORS ft. Arushi, Nishant,
Rajarshee, Sushmita, Gauri
No matter what class, no matter what Prof, no matter what
time of day.
We come to class with our pillows along, don't wanna waste
any time in play!

THE INVISIBLES

IIMB MEIN INDIA'S GOT TALENT ft. Samarth, Gaurav, MR. AND MS. INDIA ft. Priyanka, Sarika, Rahul, Arjun,
Abhineet, Shubhi, Uddipta & Chelvapandi Anurag, Kaushal, Jagankumar, Sourabh
Kho na jaaye ye... Taare Zameen Par If you spot us in class events, you are lucky.
4 ENTERTAINMENT
LIFE IN PICTURES
Art workshops & exhibitions were held at
different places through the section.

Top row (L-R) Pooja, Karan, Taehong, Saket, Sandal, Sushmita & Riviresa The art and their artists: Gauri Jangam, Manjiri Bhojane, Daivanti Thakare
Bottom row (L-R) Sitanshu, Aman, Tushar, Smit, Bhushan & Shreya

Gala night celebrations took place on Thursday night

through Zoom with everyone enjoying as much as they do
attending online lectures. BABA KA GYAAN
BAALAK PUCHO, BABA BATAYEGA

KHAU GALLI Dear Baba Consultacharya,

I have recently joined the place to B as a Dear
GPG1. Din me 20 minute ke liye table se kuch karne
TOP 3 PLACES YOU WILL LEAVE DISAPPOINTED, GUARANTEED jau to phone me 69420 notification aa jate hai.
Gauri J. As a Mumbaikar, it pains me to Class me focus karke baithu to workex waale aur
Insider Informant see people enjoying Vada Pav CA aisa kuch puch lete hai ki bas; Please guide me
@gauri_jangam1610 anywhere through this FOMO, thode teeps de do on how to
else other than handle FOMO….
Mumbai. - Chulbula Chaman
3) As an authentic
Three Worst Places to Eat south indian food O re Chulbule,
1) Melbourne Freakshake lover, it's criminal Tumhari bhavnaao se tum GEM lagte ho. Abhi abhi
at Coffee by Di Bella. to even think of nikle hue GEM. Hum bhi kya gyaan de, hum bhi
How much ever beautiful, eating Paneer fresher hai iss line me, but I have a reputation.
tempting, or attractive it Bohot dabdaba hai humara stone walls me. This
Schezwan Noodle problem jo tum laaye ho, sawaal puchne se pehle
might look, JUST DON'T mayo masala did you think ki tumhe yaha meri appointment mili
GO FOR IT. cheese Dosa hai to baaki GEMS ko kitna FOMO ho raha hoga. Ye
jo hum tumko de rahe hai goli GEMS wali, usme se
2) Don't Ever Eat Vadapav The Melbourne take blue one after lectures, red before GBMs and
in Delhi. I repeat, NEVER. Freakshake should green after GBMs, placecom ke vakt bilkul kuch
be renamed "Looks
pe mat jao, dhoka mat khaana waha GEMS ko FOMO se badhke
hai yeh" tension hota hai.
Haneena se le lena GEMS;
Hari Om

MUSIC, DANCE & DRAMA Baba C has been a certified

SKILLS THAT ARE PERFECT FOR A GOOD SHOW-OFF!
When the Heart Speaks it
speaks the language of music
Featuring our artists: Rohith, Avijit, Smit, Swastik, Rivi,
Saurabh, Aakruti, Uday, Venkateswaran & Prakshi
chill counsellor for over 2 days.
Joining us for a small
chat from Korea
today, across time
FIRANGI TADKA WITH
zones, is our Section
mate, Mr. Kim Tae
FIRANGI LADKA
Hong! Girls, don't together about anything and everything on
confuse him with Whatsapp, start sticker wars on the spot, and even
TaeHyung of BTS. disagree and fight sometimes! But... they are a very
kind bunch. I remember the day I told them to talk
Q: So Taehong, tell me what you a bit more in English, since I wasn't able to
think about India. understand some things they said in Hindi. Now
A: I like everything about India, I they all try to talk in English most times. And at the
was educated here (did my rare chance that someone talks in Hindi, someone
undergraduate from Delhi) and else adds a translation right away!
really enjoy the local food!
Q: What is your best memory as a Daredevil?
Q: And what about Section D? A: The time I gave my classmates a quick Korean
A: Section D is... an interesting lesson! We were all in deep FOMO during our first
place to be. There is always week. People were tired of saying and hearing
something new cooking there. "Chill maaro yaar".
So then they all asked me what was the word for it
Q: And how are your classmates? in Korean. Since then, the name of our class group
A: They are a unique bunch of is 'Daredevils (Jin Jeong Hae!)'
people. They chat for hours