MAD Presents Another Entertaining as Well as Educational Cover Design. Humor in a Jugular Vein. Tales Calculated to Drive You Price, 10¢ JAMAICA RESULTS SOMEDAY, JANUARY 1955 RAINING AND SLOPPY sm. Time, 15139. OF, 1216 Sy : SECOND™6 Furlonge. Time, 1:18%4. OF. FOURTHA6 Furlonps. Time, 121335. A DELUGE AND SLOPPY FIFTH—6 Furlongs. Time, 1:13%. Of. 1:16 ushtugenee ga, Stary 16.60" Petrie sme a Figngel nc Siler SIXTH—6 Furtongs, Time, 1:1955. OM. ule Eelam ihe See Pete FLOOD HELP SEVENTH—6 Furlong. Time, 1:13%. Of. 8 Your Sane gis ten ya get oe ue EIGHTH—6 Farlone, Time, 1:13%, Of, LAUREL RESULTS SOMEDAY, JANUARY 1955. CLOUDY AND FAST mer. The, 1:13%. Of. 1:16 SECOND—6 Furtones. Time, 1:13%. OM, Time, 1:13%. Of. SEVENTH—6 Fu fare ane {otal wer oid gpeuresea ene NINTH—6 Furlones. Time, etee ty Rio se nat Sear eu Wier fe iine oN Bate ISSUE NUMBER 19 LAAT TO eC TNS ro Ui Copyright 1950 by EDUCATIONAL COMICS INC. 225 Lafayette St, New York 12, N.Y Reproduction in whole orn part prohibited. 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THOUGH WE ARE REPELLED AT THE SIGHT OF MAN TURNED BEAST... WE REVEL TO SEE BEAST TURNED MAN! WHEN YOU PASS ALONG THIS THOUGHT... REMEMBER YOU SAW ITIN MAD/... AND NOW, OUR STORY... HORACE WaT Dizz¥5: HORSZNECK: ORDERS ABOUT HOW WE'VE GOT TO WEAR WHITE GLOVES AT ALL TIMES, WAAWA QUHI UAY WIWIZZ y UHWAWA, uae tue” <_DARNOLD que WAWA QUHIM... sez IN THIS HOT WEATHER TOO,/ ANO IT'S SO HARD TO BUY THESE FURSHLUGGINER, THREE FINGERED WELL...5O LONG, FOLKS. IF ANY OF YOU SEE DARI BUCK, WOULD You TELL HIM T'M LOOKING FOR HIM? (O.K,, MICKEY RODENT!7 WHY DION'T y Y YOU_WARN ME ” ABOUT THAT BASEBALL! | ‘KEPT LOOK AT THE WAY YOU THINI LOOK AT THE WAY YOU DRESS! HAH!,. WOW! MOST EVERY DAY YOU_WALK OUT DRESSED LIKE THAT! Hoo 20y! =MICKEY RODENT, EH THAT OLD HAS-BEEN.! FOLKS DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM. ANY MORE!.. I WISH HE'D QUIT HANGING AROUND! I. 01D, DARNOLD! FER YOU TO DUCKS YELLIN’ W =..NEXT TIME YOU TALK ABOUT THE WAY I. THINK... THE WAY E. DRESS... JUST MAKE SURE YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN, AS YOU SEEM TO FORSET MOST EVERY, TIME I SEE YOU... BEWARE! OF HUMAN!| NO WONDER THEY CALL_YOU GOONY! ws THE WAY I THINK! THE WAY I DRESS! w=: THE WAY YOU THINK. Vi THE WAY YOU'RE DRESSED... YOU SURE +: MAKE SURE YOU HAVEN'T FOR- GOTTEN TUH FA, PUT ON YAWR INTSZ.. (MOST SHAMEFUL THING I EVER SEEN!)GOONY AGAIN! WHY DIDN'T YOU. WARN ME/... WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL IT'S ME THAT PEOPLE WANT TO ‘SEE... ME THAT KIDS TALK ABOUT! MICKEY RODENT'S ON THE Way OUT! TENTION If ogo NOUNS! 1/00 ..DARNOLD...IT IS I! |MINNY RODENT... GIRL FRIEND OF MICKEY OW... WHY DID YOU THROW YOURSELF VIOLENTLY DOWN YELLED ‘DARNOLD DUCK“?WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU, ARNOLD, IS ss: MICKEY. RODENT 1S. LOOKING FOR SOMEHOW... THE IDEA_OF A MOUSE, WITH LIPSTICK AND EYELASHES AND’ ADRESS WITH HIGH-HEELED SHOES; A MOUSE, TEN TIMES BIGSER THAN THE BIGGEST RAT... THIS IDEA HAS ALWAYS MAGE ME SICK! AHH! THEN T.CAN REMAIN ‘STANDING! RATHER THAN A NOUN? TELL ME Quick aa FEELINGS, / DARNOLG!... SAY... IF YOU'RE GOING TO TOWN, LET ME GNE YOU A LIFT IN MY CAR! MAKE... THE BOOKS THEY PRINT... PO YOU EVER SEE AIM 2 IT'S ME THE PUBLIC WANTS... DOESN'T HE SCRAMBOGCH , TO THE OLD ACTOR'S HOME! USE ‘DUCK’ CONNOTING TITLE YOU MEAN RATHER THE WORD, THAN ACTION? QUICK! +..YES BUT YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH MY SEN- TENCE, WHICH, IF COMPLETED, WOULD HAVE BEEN... 1. BY GEORGE... HE MUST DRAW PRETTY FasT/.... SEE HIS SIGNED CARTOONS EVERYWHERE! «ZT SEE THE SWIMMING HOLE, AND YOU KNOW ME/... I TAKE TO WATER LIKE A DUCK TAKES TO «WHEW... IT SURE IS HoT TODAY’... SAY! LOOK OVER THERE, DARNOLD! LOOK AT THAT LITTLE swim- MING HOLE HIDDEN AWAY OVER THERE... OVER THERE BYWALT Dizzy¥s. ‘SIGNATURE?HAW! UKE A Sw I CAN'TI..YOU Y. LOOK... NO HANDS. OUCK TAKES TO § ‘SEE...L HAD THEM /... THAT IS... NO WATER F...OH YOU foo TATOOEDP ON A ‘WINGS/... 1 MEAN, FOOL... HOW CAN LONG TIME AGO. NO HAND-WINGS/, COMPETE WITH ‘SUCH AS I/ BUSHES WHILE WE 5 GO SWIMMING! +BY GEORGE!... TIMES LIKE THIS, MY HEART KNOWS REC, WHAT THE WILD GOOSE DARNOLD! I KNOWS AND MY HEART THINK L'VE, i i 6CES WHERE THE 7 ENOUGH! | be @ | wo soose cores! “WHILE WE WENT SWIMMING, SOMEBODY STOLE OUR cLoTHES! Pron CUYs ==WHAT2.. ONE OF THE LOOK... FOOTPRINTS LOOK... THEY GO ) L DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF rd STRAIGHT AHEAD / THIS... IT'S GETTING DARK AND I DON'T LIKE THE STYLE THIS AND SOMEBODY STOLE THEM?...I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS! é “THIS DRAWING WAS SEE... THE STYLE OF DRAWING IS ALL WITH SHADING... NO SIMPLE OUTLINES LIKE WE USUALLY HAVE... AND... AND LOOK/... THIS PROVES IT/ SOME- THING'S SCREWY!... WE'VE NOW GOT F/VE FINGERS ON EACH HAND ROUGH THIS GATE! 7O AHEAD, DARNOLD! YOU THINK YOU CAN SHUT ME OUT WITH A GATE... WITHOUT MY CLOTHES? YOUR CLOTHES! I DID! IT WAS ALL PART OF AY” PLAN TO GET YOU HERE!.. FOR YEARS I'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS! wTLL GET BACK BOY Fy GET BACK, SHVIENHUNT... I MEAN SHVEINMOUSE!PROFESSOR! PROFESSOR! COME WITH ME QUICKLY! WELL, I HAD JUST FINISHED PREPARING THE CORN- MASH AND WAS MAKI Pony ROUNDS. +-AND...OK! HERE WE ARE/... SEE ITF... THE ONE SORT OF COWERING AGAINST THE BACK WALL? HMPF! OBVIOUSLY SOME SORT OF MUTATION FREAK. THE ZOOLOGICAL THAT SPECIMEN! IMAGINE WHAT IN THE WORLD YOU ARE TALKING SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS, SIR! THERE IT WAS, STANDING WITH THE REST OF HEM. wIT WAS SQUAWKING ALL OVER THE DUCKS CAGE BEFORE AND FUNNY THING... IT ALMOST SOUNDED LIKE IT SAYING "GET ME BACK MY CLOTHES ' OR SOMETHING!Dear Editors, The other day as I was sweeping out my barracks, I came across a MAD comic book. As we say in Korea, it is number one (the best).—A/2c Frank- lin Kambach—Kunsan, Korea. . Allow me to tell you what I thought of the No. 15 edition. The cover was delightfully refresh- ing, and the contents brought from me the same reaction as your previous editions... Ecccchhhhh! 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Send money and letters to: MAD editors Room 706, Dept. 19 225 Lafayette Street New York 12, New YorkTHE AMERICAN SCENE DEPT. : SINCE WE STARTED OUR ‘AMERICAN SCENE' SERIES, WE HAVE RECEIVED A VIRTUAL FLOOD OF LETTERS AND TELEGRAMS/... ALL KINDS OF LETTERS AND TELEGRAMS! BY GEORGE... WE SURE WISH ‘THE FINANCE COMPANY'D STOP SENDING US LETTERS AND TELEGRAMS... OUR AMERICAN SCENE FOR TODAY WILL BE... HERE YOU ARE. WITH THE STURDLEYS SHOPPING AT SUDDENLY, DAD STURDLEY HAS AN IDEA FOR THE (MR, FURD'S GROCERY STORE... YOU KNOW... THE OLD- FAMILY PROJECT FOR THIS SATURDAY AFTERNOON. TYPE GROCERY STORE WHERE YOU CAN SQUEEZE TO GO TO THE NEW SUPERMARKET THAT JUST THE BARE ROLLS TO SEE IF THEY'RE FRESH / OPENED UP ON THE EDGE OF TOWN /AND SO THERE YOU ARE, AND THERE, GLEAMING IN THE FAR DISTANCE, IS THE NEW GLASS AND CHRO- MMIUM SUPERMARKET, WAY OFF THERE ON THE EDGE OF TOWN!... TOO FAR FROM HOME YOU SAY? YES SIR! IT SURE IS WONDERFUL, THE PARK- ING LOT AND EVERYTHING! ‘STILL NO FARKING SPACE! Las WELL...PRACTICALLY RIGHT UP TO THE FRONT DOOR! OF COURSE YOU HAVE YOU FINALLY PARK THE CAR...GET OUT... STRETCH / AND SO, THERE YOU ARE, AND THERE, GLEAMING IN THE FAR DISTANCE, |S THE NEW GLASS AND CHROMIUM SUPERMARKET, WAY OFF THERE... FALSE! FOR THESE NEW SUPERMARKETS ARE EQUIP- PED WITH DRIVE-IN ACCOMODATIONS... SPACIOUS PARKING LOTS... AND IT SURE 1S WONDERFUL HOW YOU CAN DRIVE RIGHT UP TO THE FRONT DOOR... BOY! REALLY WONDERFUL! «GEE. SAY... THERE'S A PARKING SPACE..JUST A LITILE WAYS AHEAD... 1) YES SIR/... WONDERFUL ! PRACTICALLY RIGHT UP TO THE VERY FRONT DOOR! SURE 1S CROWDED TODAY! BUT IT ISN'T TOO BADI... THE HOT ASPHALT OF THE PARKING LOT BRINGS NATURAL FORCES INTO PLAY THAT SOON DEADEN ALL SENSATIONS OF PAIN IN YOUR FEET!...FINALLY... YOU ARRIVE AT THAT OL’ FRONT DOOR..w=.THE WONDER OF IT ALL CONVEYOR BELTS THAT CARRY TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY / (OUR MERCHANDISE OUTSIDE, =.DOORS THAT OPEN AUTOMAT- ONTO A DRIVEWAY OFF OF THE PARKING LOT. «.THE LATEST IN SHOPPING JAGONS...CHROME PLATED, WITH ALPHABETICAL DIRECTORY RADIO, HEATER AND DEFROSTER... «LOADED SHELVES ORGANIZED AND DIVIDED INTO DIFFERENT VARIETIES... VARIETIES SUBD! — VIDED INTO VARIETIES OF VARIETIES. «., VARIETIES OF VARIETIES INTO VARIETIES OF VARIETIES OF VARIETIES... INTO VARIETIES Bi] OF VARIETIESOFYARIETES oriaenssr. ~». BY GEORGE... THE SUPERMAR- KETS SELL EVERYTHING... BUT THE THINGS THEY SELL THAT GET YOU YOU THE MOST ARE THE YACHTS... AND... LIKE THE INDIAN SPRINGS TO HIS PONY TO 90 BATTLE, FIRED BY THE WAR DANCE... SO DO YOU SPRING FOR THE MECHANICAL ENTRANCE DOOR YES, WONDERS... LIKE THE ENTRANCE DOOR WHICH TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY... MAINLY SINCE THE ENTRANCE DOOR |S REALLY THE EXIT DOOR AND, GIVES YOU A GOOD SHOT IN THE SOLAR-PLEXUS/HOWEVER, POOR FOOLS, YOU DO NOT SEE THE HAND- WRITING ON THE WALL AND YOU MARCH INSIDE WHERE A SHINY CHROME-PLATED SHOP- PING WAGON AWAITS YOU...FREE FOR THE USING / oe . Keg 8 ‘A LUMP IS IN YOUR CHEST, AT THE PERFECTION OF IT ALL!... HOWEVER, NOTHING IN THIS WORLD IS PER- FECT... AND IF_ YOU TOOK A SECOND LOOK... YOU'D NOTICE THAT ONE OF THE WAGONS WHEELS STICKS / ND rt DID YOU EVER GET A WAGON WHERE ONE OF THE WHEELS STICKS21T. RUNS SMOOTH FOR A WHILE. sw THEN, GLUNK! THE WHEEL, STICKS, MAKING THE WAGON TAKE A SUDDEN UNCONTROLLED TURN / ew ‘BAD MANEUVERING’ YOU THINK, AND YOU SET THE WAGON STRAIGHT... AND OFF YOU GO ASAIN sacTHEM STICKY WHEELS FOOL YOu/... IT RUNS SMOOTH FOR AWHILE... THEN, GLUNK! FOR SPEED, MOM SENDS YOU TO THE ‘DAIRY’ COUNTER TO ‘BREAK A DOZEN EGGS IN HALF‘... THAT 1S...TO DIVIDE THE DOZEN EGGS BOX IN HALF BY BREAKING IT ALONG THE PERFORATION / «AND THEN YOU REALIZE... ALTHOUGH A THING 1S NEW, IT IS NOT PERFECT... ALTHOUGH A WAGON HAS WHEELS, THEY MAY NOT TURN... ALTHOUGH A HEAD IS HARD, CANNED CHICKEN SOUP IS HARDER!BUT ON THE WAY, YOU PASS: AND YOUR FAVORITE DELICACY... s:RIGHT IN FRONT IS A LADY... THE THE SECTION WHERE THEY KEEP THERE ITIS/.. A JAR OF MARI- TYPE LADY WHO STANDS OBLIVI- THE PICKLED STUFFED ANCHOVIES. NATED OCTOPUS SUCTION OUS TO YOU RIGHT IN FRONT OF CANNED RATTLESNAKE MEAT... CUPS J.,, HOWEVER... THE SHELF YOU WANT TO GET AT! My, PLFA LOST IN THOUGHT SHE YOU CAN'T GET AROUND YOU CAN'T GET AROUND BUT..YOU GAN GET ‘STANDS... SO YOU THE RIGHT SIDE BECAUSE THE LEFT SIDE SINCE. AROUND FROM THE BACK, CANT GET THE OCTO- IT'S TOO FAR OVER TO IT'S TOO FAR OVER TO | | SOYOU SCRAMBLE UP’ PUS FROM THE FRONT! THE LEFT SIDE! THE RIGHT SIDE! i OVER THE COUNTER TOP... SUCCESS!.. YOU BREAK, RUNNING FREE, LITTLE s=.!T'S TWO TYPE LADIES WHO STAND OBLIVIOUS TO KNOWING THAT UP AHEAD, THE WORST IS YET TO YOU... SHOPPING WAGONS BLOCKING THE AISLE! AND COME, FOR IF THERE'S ANYTHING WORSE THAN NOW WE COME TO THE MOST PERILOUS ASPECT THE TYPE LADY WHO STANDS OBLIVIOUS TO YOU... = OF SUPERMARKETS... SHOPPING WAGON JAM! (ee) : ARIK yore YAP ~ oer YATES WG we? w8)YES, SHOPPING WAGON JAM... THE SIGHT THAT YOU BACK UP. PUTER IN FIRST AND LUNGE FORWARD, CHILLS THE HEART OF THE STOUTEST SUPER- MARKET SUPERVISOR]... WAGONS CLASHING TO- GETHER, WHEELS ENTWINING, MUFFLED OATHS... ars @ 2 Zz BURSTING THROUGH AND LEAVING BEHIND THE SHRIEK: ING CURSING TANGLE OF STEEL AND HUMAN BODIES! «WAITING FOR YOU |S BABY STURDLEY WITH THE E655... ..NATURALLY BROKEN IN HALF! WELL... MOM HAS BUT THIS |S THE TYPE LADY WHO |S, NO DOUBT, EVERYTHING SHE NEEDS, AND YOU, ROLL YOUR PURCHASING AGENT FOR U.S. ARMY MESS HALLS! WAGON TO THE CASHIER'S COUNTER!..AH, HERE'S AN «=.51X SHOPPING WAGONS FULL OF FOOD SHE EMPTY ONE!|.. ONLY A SINGLE LADY AHEAD OF you! eos TOM COMPARTMENTS FILLED! TIME MARCHES ON! IT'S YOUR THAT'S EASY... YOU'VE GOT «DESIGNED SO'S THEY FIT RIGHT TURN:... YOU PILE YOUR GOODS THESE WAGONS FIGURED OUT! INTO ONE ANOTHER... SO YOU ON THE COUNTER!...NOW WHAT TO TO SAVE ROOM, THESE WAGONS ‘SIMPLY SCRUNCH YOUR WAGON DO WITH THE EMPTY WAGON 7 HAVE A SPECIAL CLEVER DESIGN. INTO THE NEAREST EMPTY WAGON...OOPS! THE WAGON YOU HAVE SCRUNCHED YOUR, THE CASHIER |S REGISTERING THE PACKAGES.|..NOTH- WAGON INTO ISNIT EMPTY/... IT STILL HAS A ING CAN GO WRONG NOW... MAYBE... BECAUSE COUPLE PACKAGES AND A LITTLE KID WHO IS, AT THE LAST MINUTE, MOM REMEMBERS SHE FOR- FORTUNATELY CUSHIONED BY A MIRANGUE PIE! GOT TO PICK UP A BOTTLE OF CHIVES! a - : 5 W Yi, LE Hoa “ha d yj THAT SHOULD BE ON THE PRESERVES COUNTER... THE COUNTER ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE STORE! GOSH..YOU DIDN'T REAL- A COUPLE HUNDRED MORE NO CHIVES!..A MAN TELLS IZE HOW FAR AWAY THAT YARDS TO THE PRESERVES YOU CHIVES ARE VEGE- COUNTER IS TILL NOW COUNTER... WOW IT'S IN ‘TABLES... THE VEGETABLE WHEN YOURE INA HURRY! .MOW YOU'RE THERE...) | COUNTERS ON THE OTHER SDE! BACK OVER THE HORIZON s=.NO CHIVES! CHIVES ARE. THE SPICE COUNTER IS .NO CHIVES!...BKG SALE ON YOU COME FROM THE PRE- NOT. AT THE VEGETABLE AT THE WALL RARTHEST aay | | CHIVES...THEY'VE BEEN ‘SERVES COUNTER! AT LAST COUNTER BUT AT THE FROM THE VEGETABLE MOVED FROM THE SPICE COUN- THE VEGETABLE COUNTER... SPICE COUNTER! (COUNTER! YOU GET THERE... TER TO THE CASHIERS COUNTER.WITH YOUR LAST REMAINING STRENGTH, YOU STAG- GER BACK TO THE CASHIER'S COUNTER (WHERE, YOU STARTED FROM), JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE PRICE OF YOUR PURCHASES RUNG UP! WELL... THEY PACKAGE YOUR STUFF... PUT iT IN BASKETS WHERE IT'S CAR- RIED OUT ON A CONVEYOR BELT/HERE COMES THE BASKET WITH THE BOTTLES! AND SO, OFF YOU GO INTO THE SUNSET, MARVELING AT THE ORGANIZATION ... THE COMFORT...THE SHEER WONDER OF IT ALL!... AND YOU JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GO BACK THE NEXT DAY! y YOUR CAR |S PULLED RIGHT UP AND A MAN PUTS YOUR PACKAGES IN THE TRUNK! HERE COMES THE ’AH... HERE COMES THE FINAL BASKET WITH THE MEAT! NO MORE REMAINING STRENGTH! IT's NOT SO MUCH THE EXTRA PROVISIONS YOU'VE BEEN BEGUILED INTO BUYING...BUT WHY'D YOU HAVE TO BUY THE PICKLED TRUF- AS WELL AS THE SMOKED FROG'S EYEBROWS? JUST ONE MORE BASKET AND YOU'RE ALL SET TO DRIVE HOME! WITH DAD STURDLEY/ BACK TO THE NEW SUPERMARKET ON THE EDGE OF TOWN, YOU SAY? OF CUSS NOT!.. BACK TO MR.FURDS GROCERY STORE,.WHERE YOU CAN SQUE- EZE THE BARE ROLLS TO SEE IF THEY'RE FRESH!FILLER DEPT: THIS \S A REAL MISERABLE-TYPE FEATURE WHERE FIRST YOU HAVE TO HUNT UP A GOOD PEN- CIL THAT ISN'T TOO HARD... THAT HAS AN ERASER...THAT HAS A SHARP POINT!...KNOWING FULL WELL THAT THE AVERAGE AMERICAN HOME HAS NO SUCH PENCIL... WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO ON TO THE NEXT STORY AND SKIP THESE... WHO DREW THE FOLLOWING PAGES ?? - SEE ANSWER PAGE! THE REBUS oF +R HERE |S A POPULAR PUZZLE, GANG, THAT CAN BE EN- JOYED BY BOTH KIDDIES 2 AND GROWN-UPS! THE OB- o JECT 1S TO ADD AND + + SUBTRACT THE LETTERS IN THE NAMES OF THE PICTURED OBJECTS TO GIVE YOU SOME POPULAR WORD VERY OFTEN IN USE IN THE AMERICAN HOUSEHOLD)... BY WAY OF ILLUSTRATION, THE. ANSWER TO THE FOL- LOWING PUZZLE, FOR IN STANCE, |S, POTRZEBIE “et]+a-g i+ Seg +e — a +i-ac/te (FAX OPVO =. ANSWERS ON ‘LAST PAGE!THE MAZE* TOP!.,, YOU ARE A KNIGHT, GANG! RE CHASING AGIANT WHO. HAS KIDNAPPED A MAIDEN... CAN YOU FIND YOUR WAY THROUGH THE GIANT'S CASTLE AND RESCUE THE MAIDEN? MIDODLE!... YOU_ARE CHASING: ‘A MAIDEN WHO HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A GIANT... FOR YOU ARE A KNIGHT/... CAN YOU FIND THE RIGHT ROAD THAT THE GIANT HAS TAKEN? ING YOU, FOR YOU HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A KNIGHT! CAN YOU FIND YOUR WAY CROSS- TOWNZ... YOU ARE A GIANT! | w-No RELATION TO WILLIE! Wl ynresrine! Gm On ARAL 3. ty — COMMENCE Lo = | ! | S feooroneee ANSWERS ON LAST PAGE!“DOT: PUZZLES; GANG! LOTS OF KEEN FUN AHEAD FOR EVERYONE! YOU MUST HAVE SEEN THIS FEATURE... HERE ARE TWO CONNECTING- DOT PUZZLES. THE FIRST ONE IS EASY... JUST A STARTER! IF YOU CAN COMPLETE IT, TRY YOUR HAND AT THE NEXT ONE WHICH IS SLIGHTLY MORE DIFFICULT! WHEN YOU GET ALL THE DOTS CONNECTED, THEY MAKE A, PICTURE / GOSHAROOTIE! THEY CAN BE FRAMED Ni EVERYTHING .. . WHY... THEY TEACH YOU HOW TO DRAW! SOME PUZZLE, HUH, GANG 2 SOME FEATURE, HUH? MATCH PICTURES MORE FUN AHEAD, GANG! IN THE NEXT TWO SETS OF SIX PEOPLE... ALTHOUGH THEY MAY ALL LOOK THE SAME IN EACH SET...ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN EACH SET ARE EXACTLY ALIKE! ‘SEE IF YOU CAN TELL WHICH TWO)... THIS PUZZLE IS DE- SIGNED TO SHARPEN THE PERCEPTION... STRENGTHEN - ING THE EYE EXERCISING: THE CORNEA... STIMULATING THE IRIS... CIRCULATING THE EYE- BALL FLUID... SOFTENING THE BRAIN ++. MAKING YOU BLIND! FuRD ANSWERS ON LAST PAGE! SIDDLY — SKOBIDDLY GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEoRce GEORGEHIDDEN ANIMALS ANOTHER PAGE CHOCK FULL O! PUZZLE FUN! IN THE FIRST PICTURE, OUR CLEVER ARTIST HAS CLEVERLY CONCEALED ANIMALS... CRAFTILY BLENDING: THEM IN WITH THE GROUND, THE TREES, AND THE SkY!/CAN YOU FIND THEM? NEXT, _IN THE SECOND PICTURE, OUR’ FOXY OLD ARTIST HAS. HIDDEN 115 ANIMALS! CAN YOU FIND THEM? NEXT, OUR ARTIST, (CLEVER RASCAL) HAS HIDDEN HIMSELF ‘CAUSE WE NEED HIS DRAWINGS FOR ‘THE NEXT ISSUE AND IT'S PAST THE DEADLINE!...CAN YOU FIND: HIMZ WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? HAVING FUN, GANG2.. BET YOU ARE... MAINLY SINCE THIS 1S THE. LAST NAUSEATING PAGE IN THIS PUZZLE-PAGE FIASCO! IN THE FOLLOWING PICTURES, THE ARTIST HAS MADE A NUM- BER OF MISTAKES / SEE IF YOU CAN FIND AND LIST THEM/...NEED- LESS TO SAY, THE ARTIST WILL GE FIRED AS PROMPTLY AS POSSIBLE SINCE THIS COMPANY DOES VERY GOOP, HIGH-CLASS ART WORK USING ONLY THE BEST AND WE KICK OUT ALL ARTISTS WHO MAKE MISTAKES! ANSWERS ON LAST PAGE !ANSWER PAGE BILL ELDER DREWD THEM THE REBUS 1. -POTRZEBIE [POT+Rt ZEBRATTIE-RAT] 2.- FELICITATIONS [F (SHORT PRONOUNCIATION OF HALF) ELIC CELIC IN IPERLAND) t'IT COR HIT)+ ATCRHYMES WITH 8) +1ONS] 3.— I [WaRT+ ZQUX + ARMPIT-+ MCCARTHY ZQUX, ~ARMPIT-WART-McCARTHY +I] 4. SALAD [ TOMATOES + PEPPER + GARLIC + VINEGAR4 LETTUCE +OIL+ FLIES + SERVING SPOON AND FORK... TOSS TOGETHER JUST BE- FORE SERVING! ] .. WE'RE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE. THAT ONE OUT OURSELVES! — THE MAZE 1.-IN THIS HERE ONE, YOU DONIT GET IN THROUGH A PASSAGE- WAY, GANG... IN_THIS ONE YOU CLIMB IN THE TOP WINDOW / MAGE IT THIS FAR, HEY GANG? WELL... KEEP GOIN’) MORE FUN AHEAD! DoT 42 YOU CAN BE REAL PROUD OF THIS ONE, GANG!.. AN, ENLARGED DRAWING: OF A DOT ‘JUST LIKE ‘THE DOTS OUR ARTIST DRAWS IN THESE oT Puzzies! MATCH PICTURES - SKIOLEY AND SKOBIDDLY ARE THE SAME ‘SAME AMOUNT OF HAIRS IN BOTH BEARDS] 2,— THE THIRD AND FIFTH GEORGE ARE THE SAME... [THEYRE BOTH DENTISTS] HIDDEN ANIMALS 1.= 5 ANIMALS ARE CLEVERLY HIDDEN... A GOAT, A COW, A CHICKEN APIS ANDA Z.- MOST OF II5_ ANIMALS ARE HIDDEN BEHIND THE SHED, SOME ARE ALSO INSIDE THE SHED!... ALSO, SOME ARE WAY BACK IN BACK OF THE HILL! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? 1.— BETTER STILL YOU SHOULD ASK... WHAT'S RIGHT WITH THIS PICTURE!! 2.— DID THIS ONE STUMP YOU, GANGZ... WELL... IF YOU'LL LOOK CLOSELY, YOU'LL_NOTICE READ- ING FROM RIGHT TO LEFT AND FRONT TO BACK ... THE 12771 MAN AND 128TH MAN IS. A TWO HEADED MAN 3.— THERE'S NOT A THING WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!we AMony * YOU'LL ENJOY THE LUSTY, SWASHBUCKLING - ADVENTURES IN OUR NEW SEAGOING MAG! “PIRACY” Is A TREASURE CHEST OF SALTY | | : SEA YARNS $0 SAIL DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL NEWSSTAND, MATES... OO A LITTLE EXPLORING THROUGH THE REST OF THE BUGE... AND COMMANDEER YOUR COPY, IF YOU'RE NOT THE OUTDOOR TYPE AND WOULD ores enone SUBSCRIBE! wust iL OuT THE COUPON AND SHIP OFF, TOGETHER WITH ONE + HUNDRED PIECES OF CENT CTHAT'S ONE BUCK, LANDLUBBERS!) TO: : THE Oe EDITORS OF PIRAC) tOOM eee eae Saat STREET yOu FO'C'SLE RATS! I'M 5 sHancnanco! HERE'S 41, 00 FOR THE NEXT t EIGHT ISSUES OF PIRAC' : NAME } ADDRESS. Oc STATEHOLLYWOOD DEPT.: ONCE THERE WAS THIS OLD GUY... WHO GOT THIS BEAUTIFUL WALKING-STICK FOR A PRESENT. AND WHEN THEY ASKED HIM TO USE IT, THE OLD GOAT REBELLED!... AFTER ALL... WHO WANTS A WALKING STICK’ A STICK THAT STANDS STILL 15 MUCH BETTER!... THIS, THEN, 5 OUR STORY... HE WALKING-STICK REBELLION. Way ..NOT THAT THIS HAS MUCH TO DO WITH MAIN STORY IDEA BUT A STORY HAS GOT TO HAVE ROMANTIC INTEREST, BY GEORGE!WELL, HERE T AM...ENSIGN WILLIE WONTIE... REPORTING: FOR MY FIRST ASSIGNMENT ABOARD THE CAWE! THIS CLEAN-CUT, AMERICAN-LOOKING SHIP MUST BE CANE!... HOT DOG! FOR & WHILE, I THOUGHT THE CANE WOULD BE A RUSTY, MISERABLE, RUN- DOWN LOOKING HULK / 4 x ENSIGN WILLIE WONTIE REPORTING FOR DUTY ABOARD THIS CLEAN- CUT AMERICAN- LOOKING SHIP, THE CANE! WAIT A MINUTE! WaIT A MINUTE! THIS CLEAN-CuT, AMERICAN- LOOKING: SHIP IS NOT THE PZ enare ae Al A) — , a I THIS CLEAN-CUT, THAT'S THE ss SOMEHOW, BY THIS WAY I THINK AMERICAN: LOOKING CANES. THAT YOU DO NOT RESPECT THE CANE! BUT THE CANE'S AGOOD sHiP! ‘TENDED, TOUCHING YOUR NOSE... WELCOME ON BOARD, WONTIE...I SUPPOSE ” OKAYS YOU THINK THAT THE CANE iS JUST A RUSTY, MISERABLE, RUN-DOWN THOSE LOOKING HULK!... WELL YOU'RE. PUMPS! BAIL WRONG, MISTER! THE CANE IS OUT A LITTLE NOT A RUSTY, MISERABLE RUN- AROUND DOWN LOOKING HULK... THE CANE HERE, WILLYA 15 A RUSTY, MISERABLE, RUN- FELLA, DOWN HULK/... BUT SHE'S A GOOD SHIP! =. BUT DON'T BE TOO UNHAPPY, WONTIE... I RECEIVED ORDERS TODAY AND I’M BEING REPLACED BY A NEW CAPTAIN!COME ON, WILLIE! DON'T YOu KNOW H.Q. UP AT ComServPac. SENT A T.8.S. THROUGH Bufers ‘ON THE FOX SCHED. TO REPORT se WILLIE, Z WANT YOU TO. MEET THE NEW CAPTAIN... +=CAPTAIN TO THE 0.0.0. ON THE CONN HAHZ... DONIT YOU KNOW FEEFER!... YOU THINK THIS 1S 'DRAGNET’ OR SOME- THING WITH THOSE Ey ABBREVIATIONS? BEGGING YOUR PARDON, SIR... BUT THEM'S NOT PEOPLE CALLING ‘KWEES |... THEM'S SHIP WHISTLES. BY GEORGE, I'LL HAVE HIIA HUNG FROM THE HIGHEST YARO-ARM!... I kid YOU NOT, FEEFER! TELL THIS MAN TO PUT w THATS INSUBORDINATION, LIEUTENANT... KID YOU NOT! FIX THEM WHISTLES AND HORNS SO'S THEY ‘SHIRT-TAILS OUTSIDE MAKE THE SOUND EFFECT, AIS PANTS? “CAPTAIN KWEEG" AND | gs NOT JUST PLAIN “eee y +. 1SN'T WEARING ANY PANTS / OOOH AM I GONNA PUNISH THIS WHOLE SHIP! IF YOU ALL DON'T CLEAN UP, I'M GONNA GIVE THE WORST, MOST HORRIBLEST PUNISHMENT EVER THOUGHT OF! AND THAT PUNISHMENT 1S AND NO MORE (7 UPL... WELL £6 CLEAN UP!MARK MY WORDS, WILLIE... CAPT. KWEEG IS LOSING HIS MARBLES... vs, WELL. EVERYTHING: YEAH... THE 1S SPIC AND SPAN!) DIRTY RAT... J. WHAT A FIEND _/ THREATENING THAT KWEEG IS, (TO TAKE AWAY TO THREATEN THE SHIP'S US WITH SUCH “HOPALONG HORRIBLE PUNISH- AH! COME IN, J I CALLED YOU ALL TOGETHER TO GENTLEMEN ! (DISCUSS THE "STRAWBERRY INCIDENT"! AS YOU REMEMBER, WE HAD A GALLON OF STRAWBERRIES IN THIS TIN OUT OF WHICH WE ALL TOOK PORTIONS FOR DESSERT! HOWEVER... WHEN I CAME LOOKING FOR STRAWBERRIES MENT! wNOW TO PROVE THAT THE TIN SHOULON'T HAVE BEEN EMPTY, I HAVE FILLED IT WITH SAND AND THE MESS-BOY SHALL NOW DOLE OUT PORTIONS OF SAND REPRESENTING: PORTIONS OF STRAWBERRIES ALREADY CONSUMED! WILLIE! T’M TELL- ING YOU AGAIN.. THE CAPTAIN IS LOSING HIS mars.es! SAY... LOOKS LIKE A TYPHOON (S BLOWING UP! THERE, NOW... ALL THE PORTIONS HAVE BEEN DOLED OUT!..OBSERVE, GENTLEMEN... THE TIN STILL HAS A QUART OF SAND LEFT INIT!..YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! as SIR! DID YOU BRING US GOWN HERE TO ACCUSE ONE OF US OF STEALING A QUART WILLIE! STOP WITH THE ROMANTIC INTEREST AND LET'S GET uP JUST NOW... THE TIN WAS EMPTY / wn ON'T BE RIDICULOUS! I MERELY BROUGHT YOU DOWN HERE TOASK YOU TO JOIN ME INA DISH OF SAND!...UMMM YUMMY! THERE'S NOTHING I LIKE BETTER THAN A DISH OF NICE WHITE SAND! HA! DIDN'T I TELL YOU HE WAS LOSING IS MARBLES, WILLIEF WELL THOSE STEEL BALLS WEREVAN‘. YOU'RE SECOND IN COMMAND, VAN! CAN'T, YOU SEE THE CAPTAINS A PARANOIA? YOU'VE GOT TO MUTINY, VAN! GET MOVING, VAN! VAN!... CAN'T YOu SEE HIS ORDERS ARE BATTENING THE HATCH |AND MESSIN’ UP THE MIZZENMAST ¥ BEFORE IT'S T00 LATE, YOU'VE GOT TO MUTINY! GET MOVING, VAN! O.k., BUT FIRST I WANT TO MAKE A SPEECH ON WHAT THE REAL, UNDERLYING MESSAGE OF THIS STORY IS/... YOU SEE, KWEEG WASN'T THE REAL VILLIAN BECAUSE ALTHOUGH HE WAS WRONG AND YOU WERE RIGHT... HE WAS CAPTAIN AND HAD THE RIGHT TO BE WRONG...SO ACTUALLY ME WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG! HOWEVER... SINCE YOU WERE REALLY RIGHT... HE WAS WRONG...ER RIGHT... THAT IS... RIGHT... RIGHT? + ER WRONG E ‘OOH IM GETTING SO FARSHIMMELT! ANYHOW! HERE'S A TOAST TO THE REAL VILLIAN ... FEEFER! VAN! CAN'T YOu ‘SEE THE PORT- SIDE FLUGLE 1s BENT AND THE SHIP CAN GET INTO SERIOUS TROUBLE? SOMEHOW HEREBY BY LOOKS | MUTINY OF FISH cause cap- swimming TAIN 1S BY MY CRAZY, BUT INOSE...I__ N\AINLY “CAUSE THINK @qITLEOF STORY, youre Ys CANE RIGHT, MUTINY! FEEFER! WWELL...VAN, THE ‘COURT MARTIAL SCENE" IS OVER AND WE'RE ALL ACQUITTED FROM "= MUTINY AND. HE LOOKS TIREO, WILLIE!... WONDER IF OUR CASE MADE UT. WHITEWALD iT SEEMED WHITEWALD RED JUST ) WHEN HE GOT OUR CASE moving, VAN! ] LT. WHITEWALD, OUR LAWYER/ w=NOW WHO EVER HEARD OF A WHITE- WALD TIRED MOV- YOU SEE... FEEFER WENT AROUND INCITING YOU TO MUTINY... TELLING: YOU THE CAPTAIN LOST HIS MAN TO MAN, MARBLES /... I HAPPEN TO KNOW FEEFER...I'LL FEEFER WAS THE MARBLE CHAMPION BE WAITING OF HIS PUBLIC SCHOOL AND OUT ouTsie! OF Jealousy... ME STOLE ‘ CAPTAIN KWEEG'S ss (F YOU WANT TO SETTLE THIS BY GEORGE, UNLIKE THE P MOVIE ..FEE- FER'S TAKING RE tHere's GOING TO BE A FIGHT!LOOK! FEEFER'S REALLY GETTING BACK ‘AT WHITE- _ v ) we WELL...I. GUESS 1'0 BETTER REPORT TO MY NEXT ASSIGN- MENT ABOARD NEW SHIP! [GP MR. CHRISTIAN... BY GEORGE! BRING THAT .YOU KNOW THE MAN AFT! HARD TIME. KWEEG GAVE ME SAILING ON THE CANE... SOMEHOW I HAVE A FEELING THIS TRIP'S GONNA BE MUCH WORSE!This is the last of a series of seven articles. In the belief that an informed public is an informed public, we have been seriously devoting this page to discussing the state of the world as seen from various viewpoints. We have presented here, commentaries from various nations large and small, friendly and hostile. However... what about the backward nations of the world. We always hear of backward nations, but we never hear from backward nations. The following article, then, is the commentary of a leading analyst from a leading backward nation...an article entitled... DRAWROF by Yeldrums Serutan Acitratna, sa ew llac eht tnenitnoc ni eht noiger fo eht Htuos Elop, seil yl- eritne rednu eci. Eht etis fo eht Htuos Elop si morf a dnasuoht ot owt- dnas- uoht teef peed htaeneb siht digirf liam. dnA fo eht 000,41 selim fo eht latnenitnoc tsaoc ylno 000,4 selim era eerf morf eci, hcihw ni escalp smrof suomrone nekorbnu sffile gnicaf eht aes, sderdnuh fo teef hgih. Dima siht enecs fo lanrete dloc, sa ew kniht fo ti, taerg sniatnuom worht pu rieht sdaeh. Emos fo meht sa Subere dna Rorret, era evitca seonaclov, gnivil secanruf derevoc htiw eci dna wons. Eht egdelwonk ew evah fo siht trap fo eht htrae si eht tluser fo erom neht a yrutnec dna a flah fo etarep- sed rovaedne. Eht tneicna Skeerg demaerd fo a etarepmet tnenitnoc ereht. Neve ta eht dne fo eht htneet- hgie yrutnec, nem llits deveileb ni sti ecnatsixe. Acitratna si a tnenitnoc, a dnal ssam sa gib sa Eporue dna Ailartsua tup rehtegot. Dna ti saw ecno eht riaf dnal fo eht s‘regayov noisiv. Hguoht erom neht shtrouf- eerht fo ti era tey drotnu yb nam, lareves smaes fo loac evah neeb dnuof no eht dnalniam, gnivorp eht ecnatsixe fo suoiruxul stserof dna gnizalb enihsnus ni sega gnol oga. Ew yam emos yad wrad laoc rof taeh morf siht dnal fo eht ulfraef tsorf dna gnizylarap drazzilb. Ni tcaf, eht nosaer hcihw degru eht laicremmoc sreenoip otni eht saes taht hsaw eseht serohs saw eht deen rof taeh dna thgil. Ew dah on sag neht; lio saw eht ecruos fo thgil, dna slaes dna selahw erew eht ecruos fo lio. Os ti saw Drawhtuos oh! taht nem tnew, no lufdaerd segayov fo pihsdrah, ssenkcis dna lirep. Eht hcraes rof eht Htuos Elop si ton decart otni eht mid tnatsid seirutnec. Deedni, nehw ni 7841 Wemolohtrob Zaid delias dnuor eht Epac Nroh, yldrah enoyna ni eht dlrow evag a thguoht ot eht sdnal rehtraf htuos. Erofeb taht, srehpargo- eg dah deveileb taht Areit Led Ogeuf (eht Dnal fo Erif) htuos fo eht Tiarts fo Nallegam saw detcennoc yltcerid htiw eht Wen Aeniug tsaoc. Tub Sekard egayov edam nem kniht taht ereht tsum eb a taerg dnalhtuos ro Driht Dlrow erehwemos ni eht ncwnk- un snoiger fo eht Htuos Elop.