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Bloodbath Events
p1 puts on a pair of goggles, ready to get to work.

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p1 puts on an oversized sheriff hat, and tips it towards p2 and p3.

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p1 came into the shuttle eating breakfast, but lost an egg on the way. Without him1
knowing, the egg is on his1 head.
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p1 sticks a sticky note onto p2's head, with the stickynote labeled "DUM".
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p1 digs into a bin in the corner of the room called "unused", and digs out a
traffic cone before putting it on.
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cooking pot before putting it on.
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drinking cap before putting it on.
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p1 wants to look pretty, so he1 puts on a cute little heart pin.

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p1 and p2 fight over an oversized cheese, but p1 inevitably gives up.

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p1 puts on a dapper tophat. p2 shows up minutes later, with two tophats, one atop
of the other.
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p1 puts on a baseball cap before slowly turning it around.

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p1 picks up a banana peel from the trash and uses it as a hat.

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p1 and p2 find a roll of black electrical tape. Tearing some strips off, p1 puts it
on their eyebrows to look perpetually angry. p2 puts it on to look perpetually
surprised.
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p1 really doesn't like how p2 looks, so he1 grabs a brown paper bag and puts it
over his2 head.
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p1 entered the shuttle with a brain slug already attached to his1 head. Nobody has
gone near them, in fear of being randomly attacked.
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p1, p2, p3, and p4 entered the shuttle in a group. p3, was obviously the leader,
wearing a general hat, while the others were wearing basic military helmets.
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p1 puts on a fedora and tips it towards p2 and p3.
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p1 runs away in fear after watching p2 slash at p3's skull with a machete. At
least, it seemed that way, but it was a fake machete that p2 was helping p3 put on.
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p1 straps on a black bandana, ready to defend his1 honor.

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p1 had just recently bought a beanie, so he1 wants to show it off.

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p1 puts a plunger on his1 head. For convience.

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p1 puts on a small black hat with cat ears and two yellow dots before going "nya"
at p2.
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p1 puts on a wig.
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p1 was convicted for jaywalking, and came on board the shuttle already wearing a
prisoner jumpsuit.
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It was "Bring your pet to work day", and p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 have all brought
random animals with them.
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p1 is a science experiment, in actuality. With the right half of their body

completely chopped off, they are half-person, half-robot.
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p1 puts on a fake moustache, a black cap, and some shades. Nobody will know who
they are at a glance now.
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A big group begins chanting "AMOGUS" as they rush off the shuttle, much to everyone
else's dismay.
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p1 folds a piece of paper into a hat before putting it on.

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p1 came on-board with a party hat and a party popper, believing that it was p2's
birthday.
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p1 looks p2 dead in the eyes before taking his2 captain hat right off his2 head and
putting it on himself1.
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p1 attaches a balloon on his1 head.

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p1 wraps a do-rag over his1 head.

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p1, p2, p3 and p4 all show up at the shuttle wearing nothing but their space suit
and a fresh pair of timbs.
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"This is p1's first time playing Among Us! Please be nice to them and show them
around."
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Bloodbath Events
p1 grabs a backpack and retreats.
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p1 and p2 fight for a bag. p1 gives up and retreats.

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p1 finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

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p1, p2, and p3 work together to get as many supplies as possible.

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p1 runs away with a lighter and some rope.

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p1 snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.

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p1 grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.

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p1 breaks p2's nose for a basket of bread.

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p1, p2, p3, and p4 share everything they gathered before running.
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p1 grabs a jar of fishing bait while p2 gets fishing gear.

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p1 grabs a gladius.
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p1 runs and hides inside the Pantheon.

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p1 grabs a small idol of Mars, hoping the God will aid him1 in times of need.
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p1 runs straight to the public baths.

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p1 laughs at p2 on how much of a plebian he2 is!

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p1 grabs an idol of Venus, hoping for great sex the following days.
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p1 runs to the Colosseum and hides.
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p1 grabs a jug of Garum(fermented fish sauce), mistaking it for wine.

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p1 decides to join the Roman Legion.

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p1 decides to become a Senator.

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p1 decides to join the Slave Trade.

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p1, p2, p3, p4 and p5 forms an Alliance.

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p1, p2, p3, p4 and p5 forms a mercenary band. Will it hold?

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p1 and p2 are now rivals.

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p1 and p2 are now friends.

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p1 attacks p2. p2 survives but is left crippled.

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p1 attacks p2. p2 survives but is left blinded.

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p1 begins to laugh hysterically as the chaos unfold... IN ROME!

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p1 pees his1 pants as the chaos unfold... IN ROME!

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p1 thinks p2 is a funny guy. That's why he1 is going to kill p2 last.

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p1 grabs an idol of Minerva, hoping justice will be on his1 side.

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p1 finds a jug full of water.

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p1 takes a handful of pilums and a Legionary helmet.

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p1 finds a jug full of wine.

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p1 runs away with a torch and some rope.

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p1 creates and leads a Patrician family with p2, p3 and p4 as members.

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p1 takes off all of his1 clothes and puts on a toga for the reminder of the game.
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p1 gets unlucky and runs into a slave trader and is sold off as a slave to p2
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p1 grabs a gladius.
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Bloodbath Events
p1 rushes to the base and makes it.
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p1 rushes to the base and makes it, evading machine gun fire.
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p1 and p2 rush to the base and make it.

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p1 and p2 rush to the base and make it, eluding machine gun fire.
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p1 and p2 hijack a military jeep and drive it straight into the entrance.
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p1, p2, and p3 all manage to make it to the base and help each other over the wall.
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p1, p2, p3, and p4 provide support by throwing pebbles at the resistance while the
others make their way to the base. All survive.
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p1 and p2 take cover behind a large stone to protect themselves from machine gun
fire, and decide to dig their way underground into the base. They make it in.
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p1 hijacks a mortar and fires it right at the base, clearing an opening, and he1
makes it in.
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p1 and p2 set free a band of horses, confusing and distracting the guards while
they ride their way in.
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p1 manages to hack into the base defense systems and cause a temporary outage while
he1 makes his1 way in.
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p1 pays some nearby locals to serve as a decoy while he1 makes his way in.
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p1, p2, and p3 disguise themselves as guards and drive their way into the entrance,
managing to gain approval with fake ID's as they make their way in.
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p1, p2, and p3 dig a tunnel straight from the hotel into the compound.
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p1 tossed a smoke bomb to confuse the guard while he1 makes his move and makes it
to the compound.
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p1, p2, and p3 ride in the helicopter that they hijacked earlier and fly over the
compound, all jumping out with parachutes and safely landing in the compound.
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p1, p2, p3, p4, p5 hitch a ride in the back of a delivery truck carrying components
into the compound. They all make it in.
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p1 sends an automated cruiser at the compound to serve as a distraction while he1

makes his1 way to the compound.
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p1 and p2 manage to make their ways to the compound and rappel their way over the
wall into the compound.
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p1 and p2 manage to hack into the base defense systems and send a fake iminent
threat warning, distracting the compound personel while they make it in.
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p1 and p2 put on flying squirrel suits and glide their way from a rock formation
into the compound. They make it in.
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p1, p2, p3, and p4 disguise themselves as guards and drive their way into the
entrance, managing to gain approval with fake ID's as they make their way in.
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p1 was the winner of the Area 51 sweepstakes and won a change to tour the compound,
so he1 made it in in before anyone else.
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p1 and p2 get knocked down by the blowback from a missle impact, but manage to make
it to the base.
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Bloodbath Events
p1 grabs a shovel.
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p1 runs into the cornucopia and hides.

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p1 takes a handful of throwing knives.

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p1 rips a mace out of p2's hands.

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p1 finds a canteen full of water.

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p1 stays at the cornucopia for resources.

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p1 gathers as much food as he1 can.

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p1 grabs a sword.
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p1 takes a spear from inside the cornucopia.

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p1 finds a bag full of explosives.

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p1 clutches a first aid kit and runs away.

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p1 takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

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p1 finds a backpack full of camping equipment.

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p1 retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

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p1 scares p2 away from the cornucopia.

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p1 grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
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p1 snatches a pair of sais.

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p1 smuggles away a bag full of dicks.

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p1 shows up late in his1 underwear.

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p1 grabs p2's ass in the confusion of the Bloodbath.

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p1 grabs a pink dildo.

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p1 cannot find a pink dildo and makes due with a green one.
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p1's mom drops him1 off at the Hunger Games. He1's just that kind of guy.
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p1 performs rapid pelvic thrusts near the Cornucopia, p2 giggles as he2 watches
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p1 arrives on a Private Jet and is escorted on red carpet to the Cornucopia by

Hoshi himself.
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p1's killer entrance music makes everyone feel inferior, like they've already lost.
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p1 blows a kiss at p2 before running away from the Cornucopia.

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p1 grabs a condom, just in case.

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p1 grabs a bottle of lotion for obvious reasons

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p1 runs in the wrong direction.

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p1 runs in circles.
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p1 skips away from the Cornucopia flamboyantly, with a rainbow trailing behind
him1.
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p1 shakes p2's hand, saying "Good Luck" before running away from the Cornucopia.
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p1 and p2 fight for a bag. p2 throws a live grenade inside and legs it.
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p1 does not know what to do and has a panic attack.
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p1 salutes to the other tributes before running & sliding under the border into the
arena.
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This is just a plain depiction of the days & nights of many Asuka Games tributes.
Don't expect much.
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Before an Asuka Game, please brighten your room & keep at least 50/30cm away from
your monitor/phone
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p1 grabs a machete.
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p1 grabs a multiknife.
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p1 decides to be minimalist and grabs a light pouch.

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p1 packs a bag with as much food as he1 can.

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p1 and p2 fight for a bag. p1 overpowers and wins the bag from p2.
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p1 and p2 fight for a bag. The contents are made unusable in the struggle.
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p1 and p2 fight for a bag, but decide to share the contents.

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p1 grabs a crossbow and a set of bolts.

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p1 grabs a battle staff leaning against against the wall.

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p1 finds a tactical hiding spot near the Cornucopia, waiting to take whatever is
left over.
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p1 grabs the nearest weapon and holds his1 own inside the Cornucopia.
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p1 grabs a handful of throwing stars.

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p1 grabs a handful of flares.

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p1 disarms p2 and picks up his2 weapon as he2 flees.

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p1 grabs a bottle of wine.

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p1 decides that it would be best to take a pipe and a case of smoking leaf.
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p1 chases p2 away from the Cornucopia.

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p1 stays at the Cornucopia, only to find that there are no more resources left.
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p1 grabs a bottle of poison.

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p2 and p1 fight for a bag. p2 overpowers and wins the bag from p1.
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p1 and p2 run away from the Cornucopia together.

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p1 raises his1 weapon and vows to embrace his1 dreams & protect his1 honor.
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Bloodbath Events
p1 drives his1 car up to the Hotel California.
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p1 and p2 arrive at the Hotel, weary from their travels.

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On a dark desert highway, an exhausted p1 finds the Hotel.

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p1 and p2 are welcomed to the Hotel by a strange woman.

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p1, p2 and p3 decide to share a room at the Hotel.

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A pleasant smell marks the Hotel as p1 arrives.

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p1 sees a shimmering light in the distance. He1 decides to head for it.
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p1's head grows heavy, he1 has to stop for the night at the Hotel.
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p1, p2 and p3 are given a tour of the Hotel by candlelight.

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While p2 and p3 go ahead, p1 hears strange whispers say "Welcome to the Hotel".
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p1 reaches in his pocket, but is out of money. He1's allowed in the Hotel anyways.
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p1's sight grows dim, he1 has to stop for the night at the Hotel.
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Just as p1 and p2 arrive, the mission bell rings. They shake it off as
"coincidence".
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p1 is welcomed by a large group of individuals, as they take him1 in to the Hotel.

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p1 doesn't want to enter the Hotel at first, but gets talked into it by p2.
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p1 thinks it's a bit weird for such a grand Hotel to be on a desert road, but
enters anyways.
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p1 and p2 don't know how they got here, but are standing in front of the Hotel.
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p1 read about the Hotel somewhere, but he1 can't remember exactly where.
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p1 signs his1 name in the guestbook.

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p1, p2 and p3 arrive together at the Hotel.

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p1 grabs a sword.
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p1 debates which class to register for

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p1 and p2 are assigned the same dorm room

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p1, p2, p3, p4, p5, and p6 say goodbye to summer with a Labor Day cookout
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p1, p2, and p3 prepare for the coming harvest

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p1 grabs a new backpack for the new school year!

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p1 finds a mechanical pencil, some lead, and an eraser

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p1 runs from the bus stop and hides, hoping they can skip the first day back.
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p1 and p2 get into a scuffle over the last schoolbag at a clearance sale
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p1 takes a handful of brand new pencils

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p1 rips the last clearance item at a back to school sale out of p2's hands.
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Bloodbath Events
p1 is a self-proclaimed "Killbilly".
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p1 asks Witch Doctor p2 for the magic words to win p3's heart.
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p1 resurrects p2 as a voodoo zombie servant.

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p1, p2, p3, and p4 have the happiest home in these hills.
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p1's one o' them fancy city folk.

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p1 has sixteen siblings, not one of whom likes him1.

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Somebody once told p1 the world was gonna roll him1, but he1 ain't the sharpest
tool in the shed.
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p1 prefers to be called "son of the soil", but it ain't gonna happen.

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p1's dreams are all dead and buried. Sometimes he1 wishes the sun would just
explode.
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p1 and p2's families have been in a feud for generations.

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p1 and p2 are moonshiners.

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p1 dons a ridiculous-looking top hat for the duration of the game.

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p1's a big-shot oil tycoon looking to frack the swamp.

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p1 emerges from the swamp.

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p1 finds him1self living in a shotgun shack, and asks him1self "How did I get
here?"
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Get this straight, p1's just a mean green mother from outer space, and he1's bad!
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p1's a Civil War veteran who believes that the South will rise again.
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p1's laying low after a carnival-torching spree.

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p1's a no-good yankee.

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p1, p2, and p3 arrive in a beat-up pickup truck.

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p1 is an irate steamboat captain, and p2, p3, and p4 are his1 irate crew.
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Small-time lawyer manages to get p2 acquitted for the murder of p3 by revealing

that he3's not actually dead.
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p1's the only person around who knows how to read.

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p1 turned into a hillbilly after being bitten by one.

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p1 discovers that there's a whole massive world outside of his1 farm, then proceeds
to discover that it's all mostly empty.
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p1's a little bit country. p2's a little bit rock and roll.
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p1 and p2 are cannibals who'd really like to eat each other.

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p1, p2,and p3. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks, so different in
looks, are nonetheless equally mean!
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p1 moves in and is legally required to inform everybody that he1's not a registered
sex offender.
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p1 is a prospector looking for gold.

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p1's here to hunt the least dangerous game: p2.

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p1 is a creature from the Black Lagoon.

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Bloodbath Events
p1 runs to the beach.
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p1 and p2 are on a date to the beach.

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p1 brought a bucket, so that he1 can make sandcastles.

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p1 dives into the sea already.

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p1 drops his1 sandwich onto the sand.

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These tributes arrived by a party van, and are ready to PARTAH.

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p1 is already sunburnt.
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p1 spends a whole hour trying to find the entrance to the beach.

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p1 came to the beach by swimming from the other side of the world.
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p1 becomes a lifeguard, to score some babes.

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p1 looks real good in a bikini.

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p1 runs to the beach, but realizes there's a shit ton of glass shards and decides
to get some shoes first.
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p1 arrives in the beach completely naked, but managed to avoid the police.
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p1 and p2 have to carry an unconscious p3 and force him3 to act out to fool people.
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p1 slaps p2's butt before running to the beach

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p1's swimsuit looks too small on him1

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Bloodbath Events
p1, p2, and p3 arrive in the city beat up and exhausted since they had no method of
transport, other than walking.
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p1, p2, and p3 arrive in the city, but p1 forgot the map so now they're lost.
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p1 steals an entry permit from a merchant vessel, and makes his1 way into the city.
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p1 and p2 manage to hijack a cargo ship and sneak into the city.
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p1 tries to sing in order to lighten the mood in the Airship, p2 and p3 are not
amused.
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p1, p2, and p3 already have a permit to enter. They didn't need to sneak in like a
buch of pussies.
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p1 and p2 are dispached in the city to investigate the odd behavior of the city's
citizens.
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p1 and p2 ride into the city on a cargo hauler. p3 drives because he3's the only
one that can work the damn thing.
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While p1 tries to find a solution for the storage problem in the Airship, p2
suggests tossing p3 and p4 in with the cargo. p1 happly obliges.
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p1 arrives by stowing away in p2 and p3's cargo ship. What he1 doesn't know is that
p2 and p3 are on a smuggling run to deliver fake masks.
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p1 and p2 both jump out of a faulty Airship and deploy their parachutes. The
guard's attention was elsewhere so they land safely in the city.
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p1 and p2 both decide to hitchhike their way into the city.

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p1 and p2 ride a trade caravan into the city, with p3 as the driver.
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p1, p2, and p3 argue over what district to visit once they enter the city.
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p1 manages to evade the guards by hiding in a ship's cargo hold. He1 barely makes
it out alive as p2 arrives later to bail him1 out.
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While on a cargo ship p1 and p2 agree not to fight until they reach the city. p1
struggles, but keeps his1 end of the agreement.
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p1 hires p2 to escort him1 into the city, since p1 heard a rumor that p3 had
arrived in order to collect an old bounty on his1 head.
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The skyline of the City of Legends seems unimpressive to p1, p2, and p3 as they
arrive via Airship.
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p1 and p2 both manage to sneak in an Airship into the city.

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p1, p2, and p3 cross the Silver Sea via ship. Along the way p2 nearly drowns, but
p1 and p3 rescue him2.
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p1 and p2 arrive in the city dry and sweaty, since p3 already stole the AC on the
Airship and sold it for some quick cash.
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p1 arrives by stowing away in a Transport Canister.

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p1 rides into the city on a Hovercar, with p2 clinging behind.

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Before arriving, p1 steals a briefcase of cash from p2 and flees. p2 later hires p3
to tag along in the city to retrieve the briefcase.
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p1 barely arrives on a broken airship floating in the Silver sea.

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p1 tries to down an Airship that p2 and p3 are on, but they jump out and deploy
their parachutes, just as the Airship explodes.
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p1 duct tapes p2 on top of his1 Airship as they arrive in the city, since there was
no room left inside.
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p1 spots p2 stranded on an deserted island and picks him2 up in his1 boat, carrying
him2 to the city.
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After a freak accident involving several diffrent explosives, p1 arrives at the

city with a bad case of memory loss. The only thing he1 can remember is his1 name.
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While piloting an airship to the city p1 falls asleep in the cockpit. When he1
wakes up, the airship is perfectly parked on top of a building..
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After a shipwreck, p1 ends up floating on a piece of driftwood in the middle of the

sea. p2 sails by p1, picking him1 along the way.
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Bloodbath Events
p1 brought their winter gear only to find out this game takes place during the
summer.
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p1 finds a torn photo of p2 within his1 pocket with the word "ENEMY" scribbled on
the back.
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p1 runs with his1 back turned to the jungle as he1 goes for the supplies. When he1
turns to face the jungle again, he1 notices the layout has changed.
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p1 is cast out of Heaven, forced to endure another one of these games. What were
they doing up there in the first place?
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p1, p2 and p3 arrive via bus. This wasn't their stop, damn it!
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p1 arrives at the arena riding a sickass motorbike with p2 in the sidecar. He1 then
spirals out of control and crashes into a tree, although there's no serious
injuries.
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p1 arrives at the arena, his1 memories completely wiped. The sole thing he1 can
remember is his1 name.
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p1 opens a pack of gum as he1 enters the arena. p2, p3 and p4 suddenly appear from
nowhere and ask for a piece.
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p1 Akuma Raging Demon's p2, but he2 doesn't get the reference and is rendered
immune from the attack.
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p1 and p2 wrestle over a bag. p3 comes in and throws pocket sand at them both,
allowing him3 to snatch the bag with ease.
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p1 and p2 compare the knives they found in the supplies. p3 comes in with a spoon,
and he3 gets laughed out.
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p1 just can't stop telling shitty jokes, causing p2 to become frustrated.

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p1 finds their spirit animal hidden amongst the supplies.

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p1 finds a book titled "To Cook p2: A Beginner's Guide." p2 is both amazed and
horrified at the level of detail within the book.
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p1 finds a torn photo of p2 within his1 pocket with the word "FRIEND" scribbled on
the back.
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p1 takes a loaded shotgun from the supplies and fires it at p2. p2 can see the
pellets approaching in slow motion and dodges them all.
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p1 smashes a healing potion over p2's head, simultaneously damaging and healing
him2.
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p1 can feel sparks fly when he1's with p2, mostly because p2 is shooting lightning
bolts at him1.
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p1 realises that dying doesn't mean shit, so he1's gonna live it up this game.
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p1 enters the game feeling a little under the weather, so p2 and p3 comfort him1
and offer to take care of him1 this game.
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p1 and p2 stare at p3, much to p3's confusion. It takes a moment for p3 to realise
that he3's naked.
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p1 warns p2 that there's a darkness in this arena. p2's reaction is something

similar to "yeah, no shit."
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p1 approaches p2, p3 and p4 and tells them that he1'll be killing them all this
game.
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p1 drives p2 and p3 to the game, who both complain about his1 reckless driving.
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p1 spots their most prized posession hidden among the supplies. He1 goes to grab
it, but p2 reaches it first.
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p1 is possessed by the Ghost of Cussing and as a result can't speak a single
sentence without uttering a swear word.
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p1, p2 and p3 are all beaten by p4. p4 decides to enslave them.

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p1 comes riding into the games on a rare mount, making p2 and p3 jealous.
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p1 and p2 shoot at each other with miniguns, but the bullets keep colliding in mid-
air until both tribute's ammunition is depleted.
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p1 takes a running start and superman punches p2, sending him2 flying across the
arena.
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p1 hurls a throwing knife at p2, but p2 deflects it by throwing his2 own throwing
knife at it and knocking it out of the air.
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p1 and p2 come rollerblading into the arena and start spraying graffiti everywhere
while hip hop music blares in the background.
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p1 smashes p2 across the face with a brick, but p2 shrugs off the blow.
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Santa spots p1 and p2 stranded on an island and picks them up in his sleigh,
carrying them to the arena.
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A sudden surge of dread overcomes p1 as they notice p2 staring at him1.

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p1, p2 and p3 arrive to the games as a group, but are late and penalised -50 LUK as
a result. Who's to blame for this tardiness?
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p1 receives a vision of him1 dying brutally at the hands of p2 and p3. As he1 sees
them approaching, he1 uses this foresight to avoid dying.
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p1 gets on his1 knees and says a prayer before the game begins.
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Bloodbath Events
(player1)'s the CEO of a successful multi-billion dollar tech company.
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(player1) married the DEA agent next door.

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Twins (player1) & (player2) travel through Mexico.

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Immigrating from Chile, (player1) arrives in New Mexico.

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These three are the new blood in the Salamanca family.
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Better Call (player1)! *finger points*

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Meth cook (player1) jumps out a second story window to avoid DEA agent (player2).
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(player1) eats breakfast before telling his1 parents he1 hates them.
3
(player1) arrives at the office and immediately starts making slightly racist
jokes.
1
Skinny (player1) and Badger (player2) get high for the entire bloodbath.
2
(player1) wonder where this new product on the streets is coming from. Only
(player2) really knows.
2
(player1) runs a Chain of Chicken fast-food shops in the American Southwest.

1
(player1)'s a high school chemistry teacher who can't get a fucking break.
1
This guy missed the cold open for his Alcoholic Anonymous meeting.
1
(player1)'s a cripple with spirit.

1
A cartel rat, (player1)'s living on borrowed time.

1
The bills are piling up in the (player1) household. Deseperate measures are needed.
1
(player1) quits his job at a car wash after his manager, (player2), cusses him out.
2
(player1) buys an RV at a discounted price from their homie (player2).

2
With a sample for their new product, (player1) takes a sample to Krazy-(player2), a
mutual friend in the business.
2
(player1)'s diagnosed with lung cancer. he1's got a year at most.

1
(player1) shaves his head.

1
(player1) escapes (player2)'s basement, only to be recaptured and locked to a pole

in their basement.
2
(player1) uses caller ID on (player2)'s phone. (player3): "Yo yo yo. 148-3 to the 3
to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ, what up, biatch?!"
3
(player1) tells their wife (player2) that he1's smoking pot. (player3)'s their
dealer. It's all a lie.
3
(player1) hates his1 spouse, (player2), for being a workaholic.

3
These two start a meth lab in (player1)'s aunt's house from the basement, bringing
down the property value.
2
(player1) decides the bathtub'll be easier than a polyethelene container.

1
(player1)'s a kleptomaniac with no end in sight.

1
(player1) works on the opening theme with (player2). Ideas involving anime are
disgarded.
2
(player1)'s out on bail after assaulting (player2).

2
Find the element in (player1)'s name.

1
(player1) stands in his tighty-whities on the middle of the road, gun in

hand...aaaaaand flashback!
1
(player1) steals erlenmeyers and other flasks from his chem lab.
1
These three cook meth to a Badfinger soundtrack.

3
(player1)'s character doesn't come into play until Season 2.

1
Meth cook (player1) hires these three to be (his/her) distributors.

4
(player1)'s only here cuz he1 has a thing for goth girls.
1
(player1)'s kicked out of his1's parents house after they discover a joint.
1
Avoiding the drama, (player1) hangs out with his1 grandaughter at the park.
1
Finding a bag of money surrounded by dead men in the desert, (player1) realizes
they're in the wrong movie.
1
New Mexico's a shithole compared to where (player1)'s from.

1
"Some straight like you (player1), giant stick up his ass, age what - 60? He's just
gonna break bad?" (player2) asks.
2
Bloodbath Events
p1 falls asleep and wakes up at Camp Green Lake, his1 backpack noticeably lighter.
1
p1 imagines he1 is going to Camp Fun and Games instead.

1
p1 blames his1 no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather for his1

crime.
1
p1 and p2 bond on the bus, and decide that through thick and thin they'll always be
good friends.
2
As p1 looks out of the window, he1 swears he1 can see a ghostly figure looking
right at him1.
1
p1 and p2 work together to knock out the armed guard on the bus and take his
weapon. Upon arriving at Camp Green Lake, however, it is confiscated.
2
p1 and p2 make conversation on the bus, and are astonished to learn they've
committed the same crime!
2
p1 intentionally chose to come to Camp Green Lake to help his1 long-time friend p2
escape.
2
To survive Camp Green Lake, you need three things: intelligence, perseverance and
just a little bit of luck. p1 has all three!
1
just a little bit of luck. p1 only has two of them.
1
just a little bit of luck. p1 only has one of them.
1
p1 reflects on how each of his1 ancestors is called p1.

1
p1 is disappointed to find that this isn't a Girl Scouts camp.

1
p1 is looking forward to going to Camp Green Lake to exact revenge on p2, who p1
believes set him1 up.
2
p1 forgets his1 promise to Madame Zeroni. His1 family will be cursed for
generations.
1
Bloodbath Events
p1 tries to make his1 deck viable in the current meta
1
p1 says he1 can beat p2's deck easily.

2
p1 picks up a Classic pack of cards and runs away.

1
p1 picks up a Goblins vs Gnomes pack of cards and runs away.

1
p1 and p2 plan on showing their new deck to everyone

2
p1 is in awe of seeing p2 finding a legendary card in a pack.

2
p1 counts to make sure he1 has all 10 of his1 mana.

1
p1 p2 and p3 take time designing animations for golden cards

3
p2 steals p1's money so they can open more packs

2
p1 complains that he1 is never lucky!

1
p1 cries as he1 is whipped by the Abusive Segeant

1
p1 runs away as an Angry Chicken pecks at him1, p2 can't help but to laugh
2
p1 would've got that backpack full of supplies but was distracted by an Annoy-o-
Tron
1
p1 picks up a Fiery War Axe and runs away

1
p1 picks up an Arcanite Reaper and runs away

1
Trump leads p1 and p2 in a prayer to RNG that they'll be safe

2
p1 offers his1 assistance to a Lowly Squire so that he'll become a real knight.
1
p1 relaxes with a Tournament Attendee as they both throw popcorn at panicked
tributes
1
p1 and p2 run away as a Flame Juggler hurls fireballs at them.

2
p1 gets a ride to the arena from the Argent Horserider.

1
p1 p2 and p3 each place a rose on the Magma Rager's grave

3
p1 and p2 aid the Silver Hand Regent in recruiting new soldiers.

2
p1 is lucky and pigs out with the Refreshment Vendor

1
p1 and p2 run away from a charging Clockwork Knight

2
These tributes train with Justicar Trueheart, he believes p2 is the only one ready
for battle
5
p1 and p2 ride a Captured Jormungar into battle

2
p1 and p2 fight over a cute Murloc Tinyfun Plush. p1 gives up and runs away.
2
p1 and p2 fight over a cute Murloc Tinyfun Plush. p2 gives up and runs away.
2
p1 plans on stealing the Jeweled Scarab this game. Watch Out!

1
p1 rides a Gorillabot A-3 into the arena.

1
p1, p2, and p3 try to grab a bag but the bag was a Tomb Spider!
3
Bloodbath Events
The bouncer gives p1 a suspicious glare, but lets him1 enter after a moment.
1
p1 was actually banned from this Casino a couple months back, but because he1 is
friends with the bouncer, gets in anyway.
1
p1 doesn't have money to gamble with, so he1 leaves. p2 catches him1 at the last
second and gives him1 100 bucks.
2
p1 gets cleared without any trouble.

1
p1 and p2 were actually banned from the Casino months ago, so they work together to
sneak in. They manage to get in, unseen.
2
p1 forgot his1 ID, so he1 tries to get in by intimidating the bouncer. ...somehow,
it works???
1
p1 gets cleared, but then gets pulled back out of the Casino moments later. After a
lengthy discussion, p1 is finally allowed back in.
1
p1 seduces the bouncer, who lets him1 in even though he1's on a blacklist.
1
p1 makes small talk with the bouncer before being let in.
1
p1 is a friend of a friend of a friend of the bouncer, so he1 gets cleared.

1
After waiting in line for what feels like hours, p1 finally gets in.
1
p1 forgot his1 wallet, so he1 has to drive back and retrieve it. When he1 returns,
the bouncer lets him1 in.
1
p1 and p2 enter the Casino together.

2
p1 tells a joke to the bouncer, who doesn't even smile at it. Luckily, p1 is
loaded, or he1 would've been kicked to the curb.
1
p1 tells a joke to the bouncer, who finds it hilarious. p1 doesn't even have to
pull his1 ID out before he1's cleared.
1
p1 asks the bouncer if the "Casino Mafia" is a real thing. The bouncer stares at p1
for a moment, then nods. p1 shivers.
1
p1 gets turned away by the bouncer after forgetting his1 ID, but p2 tells the
bouncer "He1's with me." They get in.
2
p1, p2, p3, p4, p5, and p6 enter the Casino as a group.
6
p1, p2, and p3 pack themselves into a trenchcoat and pull out a fake ID when being
cleared. The bouncer is none the wiser.
3
p1 is one of the bouncer's exes. Lucky for him1, they ended on good terms. He1 gets
cleared and enters.
1
p1 and p2 talk about the best gambling strategies they know of while they wait to
enter.
2
p1 tells everyone in line to be careful with their money. Nobody listens.

1
p1 looks up at the stars and admires the night sky before entering the Casino.
1
p1 is blacklisted from the Casino, but manages to convince the bouncer to play
rock-paper-scissors to get in. p1 wins.
1
p1 is one of the last people in line.

1
p1 pees behind a bush while he1 waits in line.

1
p1 can't wait to get shitfaced and go all-in on Poker.

1
p1 and p2 came to the Casino together as a date.

2
p1 repeatedly pokes p2's back while in line. p2 almost snaps at p1, but gets called
for ID check just in time.
2
p1 cuts p2 in line, who doesn't really mind.

2
p1 makes a pledge to him1self not to overdo it on the drinking this time.

1
p1 can see the lights and hear the music coming from the Casino as he1 gets closer
to the entrance.
1
p1 is one of the bouncer's best friends, so even though he1 forgot his1 ID, he1
gets in without a problem.
1
p1 crouches behind p2 when entering the Casino. The bouncer doesn't notice.
2
p1 whistles while he1 waits to enter the Casino.

1
It's p1's first time at a Casino.

1
p1 dragged p2 to the Casino against his2 will, but p2 is actually sort of looking
forward to it, now.
2
p1 shuffles a large stack of cash in his1 hands while he1 waits in line.
1
p1 is just here for Blackjack.

1
p1 is just here for Roulette.

1
p1 and p2 are just here for Poker.

2
p1 hopes his1 lucky slot machine isn't taken.

1
p1 is just here for slots.

1
p1 is just here for CRAPS.

1
p1 is just here for the free food.

1
p1 is just here for the free drinks.

1
p1 has been saving up his1 last 12 paychecks to blow it all tonight.

1
p1 compliments the bouncer, who's so grateful that he lets p1 in without even

checking his1 ID.
1
p1 is on the VIP list, so he1 gets in before anyone else.

1
p1, p2, p3, and p4 enter the Casino from an unlocked window near the roof.
4
p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 make a pact to split whatever they win tonight evenly
between each other.
5
p1 gets turned away by the bouncer, but asks if there's anything he1 can do to
enter. p1 ends up spit-shining the bouncer's shoes.
1
p1 asks p2 what it's like in a Casino. "It's fuckin' awesome."

2
p1 asks p2 what it's like in a Casino. "Meh."

2
p1 warns p2 that the House always wins.

2
p1 uses a fake ID to get into the Casino.

1
p1 eats a donut while he1 waits in line to enter. Mmm... donut.

1
p1 gets confronted by the bouncer for forgetting his1 ID. p1 recites a bunch of
legal mumbo jumbo nonsense to get in.
1
The bouncer quizzes p1 by asking him1 what "card counting" is. p1 has no idea, so
the bouncer lets him1 in.
1
"LOOK, AN ALIEN!" p1 tells the bouncer, who happens to be a huge UFO fanatic. When
he looks away, p1 rushes into the Casino.
1
Bloodbath Events
p1 wakes up from cryogenesis and escapes into the wasteland
1
p1 and p2 decide to leave their vault together

2
After waking up, p1 tries to set his1 cryogenesis chamber to 5 more minutes before
p2 has to drag him1 out
2
p1 escapes from the clown vault

1
p1 escapes from the puppy vault

1
p1 escapes from the sex vault

1
p1 escapes from the jazz vault

1
p1 escapes from the vault, not realizing he1's actually a synth

1
p1 leaves his1 vault in search for his1 child

1
After the Vault dwellers tore each other apart, p1's job as an overseer is
technically over, so he1 decides to go into the wasteland
1
p1 gives his1 child, p2, a Pip Boy and a handgun, before heading out into the
wasteland with him2
2
p1 loots a Pip Boy from a fellow vault dweller's corpse before escaping his1 vault
1
p1 grabs a 9mm pistol before heading out into the wasteland

1
p1 crafts a cudgel out of scrap metal to defend him1self before heading out into
the wasteland
1
p1 sets some jolly tunes into his1 Pip Boy before heading out into the wasteland
1
p1 finds p2 as the two run out of the vault and decide to stick together...for now
2
p1 feels pretty lucky to have found his1 childhood friend to explore the wasteland
with
2
p1 feels its kind of unfair the only other vault dweller that made it out into the
wasteland is his1 ex
2
After being frozen for centuries, p1 and p2 hope they can still stick together in
this new world
2
p1 sneaks up behind p2 as he2 leaves the vault and knocks him2 unconcious, before
robbing the very socks out of p2
2
p1 and p2 try to reach for the same weapon. p1 scares off p2 and takes the weapon
2
p1 managed to get a dog companion, but all p2 got was a radroach

2
p1 survived a nuclear holocaust, and all he1 got for it was this lousy vault
jumpsuit!
1
p1 is a lone raider just trying to survive the wasteland

1
p1, p2 and p3 are a band of raiders out to get rich

3
p1 is a ghoul, but he1 still wants to keep an optimistic outlook on life

1
�Hey, you�re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, ri- Wait....no,
wrong game. Sorry
1
p1 strides into the wasteland with a big iron on his1 hip

1
p1 escapes into the wasteland as a deranged maniac, broken by the torture he1 had
to endure inside the vault
1
p1 and his1 friends walk into the wasteland singing about West Virginia
4
Bloodbath Events
p1 hopes to be on the Nice List this year.
1
p1 is on the Naughty List this year.

1
p1 just broke out of Santa's toy factory.
1
p1 arrives in a Santa suit.

1
p1 grabs a giant candy cane from the Cornucopia.

1
p1 grabs a present! It's a lump of coal...

1
p1 grabs a present! It's a pile of snow. Very funny, Santa.

1
p1 arrives on a sleigh.
1
p1, p2, p3 and p4 arrive singing Jingle Bells.

4
p1 rides into the arena on the back of a reindeer.

1
p1 plans to steal Christmas this year! Can p2 foil his1 dastardly plan?
2
p1 covers the Cornucopia in Christmas lights.

1
p1 and p2 decorate a Christmas Tree at the Cornucopia.

2
p1 tells p2 that all he1 wants for Christmas is him2.

2
p1 didn't get a present for p2.

2
p1 bought a thoughtful gift for p2.

2
p1 sets out to KILL Santa.

1
p1, p2 and p3 came here to catch the Sandy Claws.

3
p1 really didn't dress appropriately for the occasion.

1
p1 and p2 set out to liberate Santa's little elves from their oppressor.
2
p1 snatches some wrapping paper.

1
p1 brought a tray of freshly baked cookies. p2 doesn't get any, though.

2
p1 almost freezes to death right away.

1
p1 is still stuffed from Thanksgiving.

1
p1 tells p2 that this is all humbug. HUMBUG!

2
p1 finds a little elf hat in the Cornucopia and decides to wear it.
1
p1 and p2 find a red-nosed reindeer and slaughter it for meat.

2
p1 has all his1 candy stolen by p2.

2
p1 drives into the arena on a snow plough.

1
p1 and p2 sing some Christmas carols as they arrive.

2
p1 resolves to make Christmas as miserable as possible for p2.

2
p1 never got what Christmas presents he1 wanted and plans to hunt Santa down.
1
p1 cut off his1 ears so he1 won't have to listen to endless Christmas songs.
1
p1 plans to blow up the entire North Pole. Can he1 be stopped?

1
p1 came here trying to find the South Pole.

1
p1 was very, very naughty this year.

1
p1 would honestly rather spend Christmas here than with his1 family.
1
p1 came here to catch the most dangerous prey - the Gingerbread Man.
1
p1 grabs a honey-glazed ham.

1
p1 eats all the sweets in the Cornucopia.

1
p1 brought some eggnog and shares it with p2 and p3.

3
p1 and p2 fight over a present. p2 gives up and runs away.
2
p1 and p2 fight over a present, but then realize it's just a pair of socks.
2
p1 finds a delicious Christmas cake. No lie.

1
p1 holds a Christmas feast at the Cornucopia and invites p2, p3 and p4.
4
p1 grabs a present! It's a little Santa doll.

1
Bloodbath Events
p1 made a wish for it to be Christmas every day. Surely the consequences shall be
as unintended as they are ironic.
1
p1 came here to save Christmas.

1
p1 grabs a snow shovel.

1
p1 came here to ruin Christmas.

1
p1's grandma got run over by a reindeer, and now he1's here to find the culprit.
1
p1, p2, and p3 arrive to sing Christmas carols.

3
Feared viking p1 arrives on his1 ship, accompanied by his1 barbarian minions p2 and
p3.
3
p1 is horrified when his1 in-laws p2 and p3 come to visit.

3
p1 arrives on a sleigh, tasked with doing Santa's job.

1
p1 is a Christmas-hating grouch. Will he1 learn his1 lesson before the adventure's
over?
1
p1, p2, p3, and p4 all prepare for a heist.

4
p1 and p2 end up here after being thrown off of the Polar express for disorderly
conduct.
2
p1 and his1 bumbling henchgoon p2 are here with a dastardly plan to melt the polar
ice caps.
2
As p1 sets foot in the icy tundra, he1 finally considers the possibility that he1
made a wrong turn in Albuquerque
1
After being frozen in ice for God knows how long, p1 is finally thawed out.
1
p1 is determined to prove to p2 that Santa Claus is real.

2
p1 shows up in costume, thinking it was Halloween.

1
Yeti hunters p1 and p2 are here to catch some abominable snowmen.

2
p1 sets out to climb the world's tallest mountain.

1
p1 rides in on a dogsled, only it's pulled by polar bears.

1
p1, p2, p3, p4 and p5 all got golden tickets to visit Santa's workshop.
5
p1 and p2 arrive to go ice-fishing.

2
p1 gets a line and p2 gets a pole, and they go down to the crawdad hole, honey baby
mine!
2
p1, p2, and p3 all followed the Star of Bethlehem here, baring gifts.
3
The top item on p1's wishlist: The deaths of all of his1 enemies.
1
p1 declares war on Christmas and charges into battle.

1
p1 has to win the big ski race or p2's wealthy father will bulldoze the community
center and build a mini-mall.
2
p1 rides in on a tank made of ice, but it melts the first time it fires.
1
Carrying a pickaxe and a lantern, p1 the prospector shows up just in time for the
gold rush.
1
p1 wakes up to find that he1's been left home alone for Christmas.
1
p1 still believes in Santa Claus. And he1 wants to put him in porno films!
1
Ice climbers p1 and p2 don their parkas and grab their hammers.
2
p1 orders p2 and p3 to destroy all toys.

3
p1 is a hitman hired to kill Santa.

1
p1 is determined to find out who's naughty or nice.

1
p1 and p2 bring p3 to life by putting an old silk hat on his3 head.

3
Bloodbath Events
God orders p1 to prove his1 faith by killing p2.
2
p1 arrives, smelling like he1's been in a whale for three days.

1
p1 has stolen bibles from countless hotel rooms. Now he1 seeks to steal one from a
church.
1
p1, p2, and p3 return from a crusade.

3
p1 and p2 are forcibly dragged to church by p3.

3
p1's vocabulary consists mostly of "Drink!", "Feck!", "Arse!", and "Girls!"

1
p1 and p2 return from a two-year mission to Uganda.

2
p1 is a priest at the church.

1
p1 climbs out of his1 coffin during his1 own funeral.

1
p1, p2, and p3 arrive to upgrade a holy relic to a Class 2

3
p1 is a crime-solving, rank 11 paladin.

1
p1 and p2 are here to kick names and take ass.

2
p1 and p2 are on a mission from God.

2
p1 is an angel sent down from heaven.

1
p1 is a demon sent up from hell.

1
p1 claims to be the Pope. p2 sets out to prove that he1's not.
2
p1 and p2 are working for the devil to pay off their gambling debts.
2
p1 is a cult leader. Followers include p2, p3, and p4.

4
p1 sets out to prove that there is no God.

1
p1 is a deformed hunchback living in the bell tower.

1
p1 is trying to prove to p2 and p3 that he1's not a racist.

3
And on the seventh day, God created p1.

1
p1 and p2 are convinced that p3 is possessed by the devil.

3
p1 is a visiting Bishop.
1
p1 is an undercover Jew.
1
p1 and p2 are exiled from the Garden of Eden for eating an apple.
2
p1 is a shapeshifting horror posing as a nun.

1
p1 rocks his1 way out of Hell with an awesome guitar solo.

1
p1, p2, and p3 are in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.

3
Realizing that p1 kicked him2 up the arse, p2 angrily rushes back to the church
with his2 cape billowing behind him2.
2
Bloodbath Events
p1, p2, and p3 are Southern stuttering army carnies who love Jesus.
3
p1 is trying to modify the cannon so that it's powerful enough to fire him1 into
outer space.
1
Gaze in horror at p1 and p2, the conjoined twins!

2
p1 ran away from home to join the circus.

1
p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 all step out of a clown car.
5
p1 is a rare instance of an unironic clown.

1
Look in awe as p1, the fearless human (or whatever he1 is) cannonball, is fired
into the circus by his1 lovely assistant p2!
2
Observe in amazement at p1 the Tamer, taming all sorts of beasts as if they were
mere insects!
1
View in bewilderment at p1 the Marvelous, the wondrous magician with all sorts of
tricks up his1 sleeve!
1
Turn your heads in awe at p1 and p2, the death-defying trapeze artists!
2
Gawk in disgust at p1, the freak show's own wretched abomination!

1
p1 is here to investigate a circus caper. p2 and p3 are the prime suspects.

3
Watch in amazement at p1 the Mighty, able to lift tons without breaking a sweat!
1
p1, p2, and p3 each claim to be the World's Strongest Man.

3
Look on in delight at p1 and p2, the amazing fire dancers who only occasionally
show signs of pyromania!
2
p1 steps out of a funhouse mirror.

1
p1 and p2 are fresh out of clown college.

2
Here comes p1 the Tosser, able to toss knives, axes, swords, and more with pinpoint
accuracy!
1
p1 and p2 get out of paying for multiple tickets by dressing in a horse costume.
2
Take a bow for p1 the Ringmaster, leader of this whole rambunctious troup!
1
Gaze with precision at p1, the graceful tightrope walker able to effortlessly walk
across even the tightest of ropes!
1
p1, p2, and p3 are moving into the funhouse.

3
p1 is a shapeshifting horror posing as a clown.

1
Chortle with amusement at p1, p2, and p3, the trio of clowns with wacky names and
wackier antics!
3
p1 is a sleazy carnie.
1
p1 always wanted to join the circus.

1
p1 drives p2 and p3 to the circus.

3
Bloodbath Events
p1 and p2 take a crowded bus into the city and get uncomfortably close to each
other.
2
p1's car breaks down, but p2 drives past and hitches him a ride into the city.
2
p1 hides inside the trunk of p2's car to get a free ride into the city. During the
trip, p2 hears the occasional cough coming from the trunk.
2
p1, p2 and p3 play "I Spy" while driving to the city.

3
p1's car is pursued by the police after p2 used his1 change for the toll booth on a
candy bar, causing him1 to have to drive through it.
2
p1 and p2 ride a helicopter into the arena, the helicopter landing on the helipad
at the tallest skyscraper within the city. When looking down, you can't even see
the ground. Just clouds.
2
p1 and p2 sit next to each other as they fly into the arena on a commercial airline
and have an overall negative experience.
2
p1, p2 and p3 ride into the arena via boat. On their way there they get ambushed by
pirates, but manage to take them all out.
3
p1 falls asleep at the wheel. When they wake up, they've arrived at the city parked
safely on the curb.
1
p1 and p2 ride a tandem bike together for 28 hours in order to reach the city.
That's quite the exercise.
2
p1, p2 and p3 have a wild adventure on their way to the city involving columbian
drug lords, Satan, mexican cartels and a sack of potatoes.
3
p1 drives into the city on a motorcycle with p2 in his1 sidecar.

2
p1 and p2 are driven into the city in a hovercar while p3 clings onto the roof.
3
p1 and p2 are shipwrecked out at sea. After many weeks, their life raft washes up
on the city's beach.
2
p1 is pulled over for speeding, but he1 bribes the police and is allowed to go on
his1 way.
1
p1 and p2 rent out a room together in a shoddy hotel, where the beds are infected
with bedbugs and the room smells like sex. They couldn't afford any better.
2
p1 and p2 are stuck behind p3 and p4, who are occupying both lanes of the freeway
and going 50 mph under the speed limit.
4
p1, p2, p3 and p4 carpool. Things get a little cramped as the car only has two
seats.
4
p1, p2 and p3 argue over what song to play on the radio as they drive to the city.
3
Running out of space in his1 car, p1 ties p2 down to the roof and drives off.
2
p1 rides on a segway into the city, with p2 and p3 sitting on his1 shoulders.
3
p1, p2 and p3 arrive at the city hot and sweaty because their car didn't have any
AC.
3
p1 kicks the driver's seat repeatedly as p2 drives, pissing him2 off.

2
p1, p2, p3 and p4 ride into the arena on a unicycle.

4
To make the car trip less boring, p1, p2, p3 and p4 discuss their favorite music
genres.
4
p1, p2 and p3 take a stagecoach into the city. It's a long, long journey, so
hopefully they have something interesting to talk about.
3
p1 and p2 set up a spike strip on the road to prevent p3 from progressing, but his3
car simply jumps over it.
3
p1, p2 and p3 catch a cab into the city and have a dispute over who has to pay the
expensive fare.
3
p1 and p2 try and ride into the city on horseback, but have trouble controlling the
horse.
2
p1, p2 and p3 stop at the gas station to pick up some snacks.

3
p1 fears for his1 life as p2 recklessly drives them into the city 100MPH over the
speed limit.
2
Bloodbath Events
p1 and p2 are assigned the same dorm room.
2
p1's dreams are all dead and buried. Sometimes he1 wishes the sun would just
explode.
1
p1 resurrects p2 as a voodoo zombie servant.

2
p1 and p2's families have been in a feud for generations.

2
p1 shows up in nothing but an open bathrobe and a cowboy hat.

1
The bouncer gives p1 a suspicious glare, but lets him1 enter after a moment.
1
p1 is just here for the free food.

1
p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 make a pact to split whatever they win tonight evenly
between each other.
5
p1 and p2 rent an apartment together. They're roommates!

2
p1 becomes king of the stray cats!

1
p1, p2, p3, p4, p5, and p6 form a motorcycle gang before driving off.
6
p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 are tracking down notorious terrorist p6. Will they succeed?
6
p1, p2, p3, and p4 are looking for the treasure their old cellmate buried.
4
p1 finds a katana made of superior nippon steel folded a million times.

1
p1 shows up to the event wearing nothing but a fundoshi.
1
p1 finds an ornate kimono. He1 wears it throughout the rest of the game.
1
(player1) has been fighting here for years, today is just another day, and
(player2) will be just another kill soon.
2
(player1) is thrown into the Colosseum after for being a public nuisance.
1
(player1), (player2) and (player3) are lowely slaves who are expected to die
quickly
3
p1 shows up in a tattered robe and wizard hat, claiming to be a "hobomancer."

1
p1 is a plutocrat from Pluto.

1
p1 is self-proclaimed King of the Hobos.

1
p1 is no longer allowed at the orphanage for various reasons.

1
p1 is an exorcist tasked to end p2, p3 and p4's cult.

4
The stars are aligned, the moon is right. It's time for p1 to awaken the Ancients!
1
p1 does a complex ritual to summon an arch demon, but p2 rises from the summoning
circle instead.
2
p1 and p2 are on their honeymoon and thinks it's OK to check it out.

2
p1 and p2, exhausted, walk into the house.

2
p1 wakes up from a nine year coma.

1
p1 had lost his1 medical license many years ago, but is still a doctor.
1
p1 is late on his1 first day back to school.

1
p1 is seated next to p2. They immediately become friends.

2
p1 is seated next to p2. They immediately hate each other.

2
p1 thinks they rule the pool. They do not.
1
p1 sets up an inflatable fortress at the corner of their pool.

1
p1 grabs a pool noodle.

1
A plane crash-lands into the jungle. p1, p2, and p3 are the sole survivors.
3
p1 and his1 camera-person, p2, are here to film a survivalist show.

2
p1 has been living in the jungle for months. The sight of other people brings him1
joy.
1
Even though they are from rival tribes, p1 and p2 form an unlikely alliance.
2
p1, p2, p3, and p4 form a tribe for survival.

4
p1 & p2 magically appear together as best friends.

2
p1 shows up because he1 wants to have fun.

1
p1 begs for his1 parents to let him1 into the land. They accepted.
1
p1 is a Class 3 Dark Wizard.

1
p1 kisses a frog, which turns back into p2.

2
p1 emerges from the land of spells and fairies!

1
p1 claims to be a Pinball Wizard.

1
p1 teleports in.
1
p1 grabs a revolver. p2 grabs a bigger revolver and brags about it to him1.

2
p1 is sent by the governor to track down p2 and bring him2 to justice.

2
p1 rides into town on a caravan containing his1 teammates, p2 and p3, trailing
behind him1.
3
p1 is secretly a Russian spy sent to discover the secrets of p2 and p3.
3
p1 and p2 are from rival countries.

2
p1 is socially awkward. When p2 and p3 try to greet him1, he1 begins to panic.
3
p1 and p2 decide to talk about all the medals they have won throughout all their
years in the Olympics.
2
p1 plans to win gold this year. All he1 has to do is kill the competition.
1
The guards give p1 a very thorough cavity search.

1
p1 manages to smuggle in a bottle of boat cleaner.

1
p1, p2, and p3 whisper about escape plans.

3
A requirement to work with p1 is that you must wear two eyepatches. p2 and p3 join
instantly.
3
p1 and p2 work for Captain p3. Both of them plan to kill him3.
3
p1 was once a respectable privateer. He1 is now a pirate and sets sail with cruel
intent.
1
p1, p2, and p3 were all once great friends. Today, they all want to kill each other
at sea.
3
p1 is the mighty chief of his1 tribe. p2 and p3 are his1 main lackeys.
3
p1 rides in on a pterodactyl.
1
p1 is going to make the Cambrian Explosion look like a fucking joke.

1
p1 arrives, giving p2 a piggyback ride.

2
p1 pulls out one of p2's ribs and uses it to create p3.

3
p1 and p2 plan to hold up the restaurant and are just biding their time for the
perfect opportunity.
2
p1 arrives to the restaurant as a fake health inspector.
1
p1 is here to steal the secret recipe of this restaurant.

1
p1 grabs a small idol of Mars, hoping the God will aid him1 in times of need.
1
p1 creates and leads a Patrician family with p2, p3 and p4 as members.

4
p1 gets unlucky and runs into a slave trader and is sold off as a slave to p2.
2
p1 came to find the lost gold of the Confederacy.

1
p1 has come to spread the word of the Lord.

1
p1 plans to assassinate Governor p2 when he2 rolls into town. Will p1 succeed?
2
p1 and p2 promise one another that they will kill themselves together.
2
p1 sighs and pulls out a cigarette.

1
p1, p2, p3 and p4 start a new cult.

4
p1 is finally released from prison. It's time to have some fun again.
1
p1 and p2 accidentally released a crazed robot, so they venture into space to stop
it.
2
p1 goes AWOL from his1 military post and takes off into space to get rich.
1
p1 admires his1 collection of Doomsday devices... but notices that one is missing!
1
p1 hires bounty hunters p2, p3, and p4 to take out p5

5
p1 receives instructions via shoe phone.

1
p1 is an assassin-for-hire looking for work.

1
This will be p1's first real test as an operative.

1
p1 has lost everything. Only victory here can give him1 any satisfaction.
1
p1's organization has assigned p2 to kill and replace him1.

2
p1 grumbles about not finding closer parking.

1
p1 tries to cut in line but is punched in the face by p2 and sent to the back.
2
p1 argues the prices with the gate attendent while p2 looks away, embarrassed.
2
p1 is a time cop looking to bring time criminal p2 to justice.

2
p1 ends up stuck 200 years in the past, and p2's stuck 200 years in the future. p3
tries to figure out how to get them both back.
3
p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 all live in different eras, but soon their lives will
intertwine.
5
p1 simply came from nowhere.

1
Quetzalcoatl summons p1 to the island & commands him1 to find & kill p2.
2
p1 is drafted into the war.

1
p1 is a sniper with over 300 confirmed kills.

1
p1 arrives naked because he1 thinks clothes are for cowards.

1
p1, p2, and p3 enter the lodge to hide from the Russian army.
3
Descending from the heavens p1 touches down on the roof of the lodge.
1
p1 is too embarrassed to show their face so they make a avatar of a cute anime girl
to be the face of their channel.
1
p1 is just in this for that sweet, sweet ad revenue.

1
(player1) is an undercover cop but is nervous his1 cover might be blown.

1
(player1) goes to church and prays for forgiveness for what must be done.
1
p1, p2, p3 and p4 arrive singing Jingle Bells.
4
p1 plans to steal Christmas this year! Can p2 foil his1 dastardly plan?
2
p1 was very, very naughty this year.

1
p1, p2, and p3 are Southern stuttering army carnies who love Jesus.
3
Gaze in horror at p1 and p2, the conjoined twins!

2
p1, p2, and p3 each claim to be the World's Strongest Man.

3
p1 and p2 are fresh out of clown college.

2
Take a bow for p1 the Ringmaster, leader of this whole rambunctious troup!
1
p1 protests outside about how this burger joint will make you fat.
1
p1 mixes his1 blood with the ketchup.

1
p1 orders a number 9 large, 2 number 9's, a number 6 with extra dip, and so on.
1
p1 is stopped at baggage claim over some interesting contraband.

1
p1 and p2 prank security by both getting into a large overcoat and pretending to be
a fat Siamese twin.
2
p1 gets his1 ceramic gun through the metal detector.

1
p1 befriends a drug-sniffing dog.

1
p1 shares his1 copy of The Anarchist's Cookbook with p2.

2
p1, p2, p3, and p4 play charades until it's time to board the flight.
4
(player1) stands nervously in a corner hoping someone talks to him1.

1
(player1) and (player2) are here on a date, it becomes awkward when they see both
of their exes here together as well.
2
(player1) awkwardly realizes he1 has slept with everyone here.
1
(player1) wants to bring home a real Japanese qt3.14 waifu.

1
(player1) arrives in a lavish car and in a fresh outfit hoping to impress everyone.
1
p1 hates his1 in-laws, but decides to come anyway.

1
p1 is forced to take trains, planes and automobiles with p2 to get home in time.
2
p1 sits next to p2 at the dinner table.

2
p1 releases the gas at the right time and gets a rocket start!
1
p1 puts on a pair of fancy driving gloves.

1
p1 finishes painting anime girls on his1 vehicle.

1
p1 has no idea where to go, so he1 decides to just follow p2.

2
p1 puts on a pair of goggles.

1
Kid Rock sings p1's theme live as he1 walks down the ramp.
1
p1 enters the arena via helicopter.

1
p1 enters the arena in a freakin' tank!

1
p1, p2, p3, (player4), and p5 sing a big opening number.

5
p1, p2, and p3 sneak into the theater by standing on each other's shoulders and
wearing a trenchcoat.
3
For a spectacular entrance, a pretty lady with a fancy dress and a long cigarette
holder fires p1 out of a cannon and onto the stage.
1
p1 sets sail to search for the legendary El Dorado.

1
p1 illegally downloads a ship so that he1 can go pirating.

1
p1 tries to start a pirate society with p2, p3, and p4. It doesn't work out.
4
p1 and p2 are only doing this because they enjoy the killing.
2
p1 Eats a Space Burrito

1
p1 is tired of being the court jester and joins the war effort to prove his1 worth.
1
p1, p2 & p3 form a cavalry unit and charge off into battle.
3
p1 & p2 promise to meet back home after the war and head to the front lines.
2
p1, p2, p3, p4 & p5 swear allegiance to p6.

6
p1 laboriously tugs a sack of lemons in after him1.

1
p1 stows a bottle of semi-pickled cucumbers into his1 clothes before entering the
competition.
1
p1 and p2 fill cooking pots with water to drink over the game's duration.
2
p1 threatens p2 with a pizza slicer for all of p2's belongings.

2
p1 fashions a suit of armor with cast-iron skillets.

1
p1 grabs a bag full of peyote.

1
p1, p2, and p3 steal a car.

3
p1, p2, p3 and p4 arrive dressed in Halloween customes.

4
p1 and p2 come dressed as each other.

2
p1 and p2 hijack a military jeep and drive it straight into the entrance.
2
p1, p2, and p3 dig a tunnel straight from the hotel into the compound.
3
p1 was the winner of the Area 51 sweepstakes and won a change to tour the compound,
so he1 made it in in before anyone else.
1
p1 is wearing a fursuit of his1 favorite animal.
1
p1 is afraid this place will turn him1 into a flamboyant faggot.

1
p1 puts on some dalmatian tights and a dog mask.

1
(player1), p2, p3 and p4 draw a smiley face over their hands and promise to help
each other in their time of need.
4
It's said that p1 and p2 are destined to face each other in the finals, as their
ancestors did 5,000 years ago
2
p1 is gifted a complete Dark Magician Girl outfit. Put it on or you're banned from
my games.
1
When the game starts p1 suddenly grows a foot taller and his1 voice gets deeper.
1
It's time for (player1) to get his1 game on!

1
(player1) fashions a bandana out of their home flag and wears it with pride.
1
p1 finds him1self living in a shotgun shack, and asks himself1 "How did I get
here?"
1
Bloodbath Events
(player1) is hopeful and confident
1
(player1) was just a spectator in the crowd who fell into the arena.
1
(player1) has been brought from a far away land to fight in the Colosseum
1
(player1) seeks glory through blood shed in the Colosseum

1
(player1) laughs at his1 opponents as they enter the arena.

1
(player1) and (player2) look to each other for support as they step out onto the
sand.
2
(player1) has commited crimes against Rome and her people, he1 did not have a good
defense and must now fight in the arena
1
(player1) falls out of a time machine and ends up in the Colosseum

1
(player1) waves his1 trusty spear around and prepares to charge into battle.
1
(player1) is chased out into the Colosseum sand by (player2), (player3) and
(player4).
4
(player1) stands before the emperor giving them praise before battle.
1
(player1) has been fighting here for years, today is just another day, and
(player2) will be just another kill soon.
2
(player1) rides into the Colosseum on a chariot pulled by white horses, adorned in
golden armor and wielding a silver blade.
1
The last thing (player1) remembers is being hit by a truck, how did he1 end up here
dressed like a gladiator?
1
(player1) and his1 warband come to the Colosseum to make a name for themselves.
3
(player1) is thrown into the Colosseum after for being a public nuisance.
1
(player1), (player2) and (player3) are lowely slaves who are expected to die
quickly
3
(player1) stands in the arena and looks around. "Woah, this place has gladiators"
1
Bloodbath Events
p1 and p2 were camping outside of the store, not realizing there was no special
release.
2
p1 doesn't know how he1 got here, but he1 knows that the walls must run with blood.
1
p1 got his1 monthly tugboat in, and wants to buy some more PS3 games.
1
p1 is a jock ready to stomp out the local nerds.

1
p1 thought he1 was going to McDonalds but instead ended up in this mess.
1
p1 and p2 came just to watch the madness unfold.

2
p1, p2 and p3 start a p4 fan club.

4
p1 complains about how things were all better back when he1 was a kid.
1
p1 and p2 fight over an action figure. p1 ends up getting the figure.

2
p1 and p2 fight over an action figure but stop when it's head rips off.
2
p1 came to buy the new Marvel comic, but got in an argument with p2 who thought
that DC was better.
2
p1 came to buy the new Marvel comic.

1
p1 challenges p2 to a trivia battle. He2 declines.

2
p1 comes in the store and complains about the music playing.

1
p1 pushes p2, knocking him2 into a shelf of video games.

2
p1 raids the vending machine for chips.

1
p1 and p2 run around the store stealing supplies.

2
p1 challenges p2 to a trivia battle, but is disappointed when they win.

2
p1 challenges p2 to a trivia battle, and ends up victorious.

2
p1 comes to life from one of the comic books on the shelf.

1
p1 buys some LSD from p2 and believes that the items in the store are coming to
life.
2
p1 arrived wearing his1 favorite cosplay of p2.

2
p1 arrives trying to rescue his1 friend, p2. Too bad they're now both locked in.
2
Somehow, p1 starts the conversation with something so nerdy that p2 and p3 walk
away from him1.
3
p1 finds a bottle of mace on the floor and quickly takes it.

1
p1, in a SAO shirt, mocks p2 for being a weeaboo.

2
p1 walks in and realizes that his1 crush, p2, is right there!
2
p1 found leaked plans for the event on the Internet and joined to be a part of it.
1
p1 was about to leave the comic shop when the door locked.
1
p1 walks in and unzips his1 backpack to reveal p2.

2
p1, p2, p3 and p4 were at their regular club meeting when this fight broke out.
4
p1 runs away from the other players, scared of what could happen.
1
p1 showed up to trade in some games. He1 might be forced to fight to the death, but
atleast he1 got those sweet 12 dollars.
1
p1 circumvents the guards by digging a hole from his1 house to the comic book shop.
1
p1, p2, p3 and p4 were gonna have a Melee tournament today.

4
p1 breaks a bottle of liquor to use as a weapon. p2 licks the alcohol off the
ground.
2
Bloodbath Events
p1 drove for 18 hours to be here.
1
p1 is only here so he1 can take lewd photos of the cosplayers.

1
p1 is just here for the attention.

1
p1 brought five or six costumes just in case.

1
p1 has high hopes that this year's Comic-Con will be a good one.
1
p1 has all his1 stuff confiscated by security. He1'll have to buy new stuff.
1
p1 pisses off a group of Stormtroopers on the way in. Luckily, their aim sucks.
1
This is the first time p1 has gotten out of the house in weeks.
1
p1 gets his1 mom to drive (him/her) to Comic-Con.

1
It's p1's first time going to Comic-Con.
1
p1 swears not to embarass him1self this year.

1
p1 is ready to show off his1 art at the con.

1
p1 is here with a comic news website to report on the convention.

1
p1's costume is unfinished, but he1's wearing it anyway.

1
p1 spent almost 5 months getting his1 costume ready.

1
p1 brought a handcart to haul all the stuff he1's going to buy.

1
p1 sneaks into the convention under a cardboard box.

1
p1 bought a costume from someone online instead of making one.

1
p1 arrives several days before Comic-Con begins.

1
p1's body type is not even close to what he1's cosplaying.

1
p1 has no interest in Comic-Con. He1 is only here because p2 is going.

2
p1 and p2 will be sharing a booth this year.

2
p1 and p2 roll up in a van that looks like the Mystery Machine.

2
p1 starts creeping on p2, but he2 sprays him1 with mace.

2
p1 and p2 show up in complimenting costumes.

2
p1, p2 and p3 are online friends meeting in person for the first time.
3
p1, p2, p3 and p4 spend almost half the day taking pictures outside.
4
p1 puts on a zentai suit and blends into the crowd.

1
Bloodbath Events
p1 grabs a shovel.
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1
p1 grabs a sword.
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1
p1 manages to mount a pterosaur and flies off.

1
p1 and p2 hold hands and run off together.

2
p1 and p2 get horny for each other and have sex on the battlefield.
2
p1, p2, and p3 have a threesome on the battlefield.

3
p1 punches p2 in the groin, leaving him2 with intense pain.

2
p1 jerks off to all the violence.

1
p1 and p2 chug down a beer keg that was next to the cornucopia.
2
p1 and p2 hold each other in fear.

2
p1 goes commando and removes his1 underwear, running away

1
p1 kidnaps p2.
2
p1 and p2 get hammered on champagne.

2
p1 bitch slaps p2.

2
p1, p2, p3, and p4 have a tea party amidst the violence.
4
p1 chases p2.
2
p1 is chased by p2 and p3.

3
p1 performs a rain dance.

1
p1 performs a sun dance.

1
p1 gets really aroused as he1 watches p2 strip p3 naked.

3
p1 was about to grab something from the cornucopia, but then gets scared off by a
pterosaur.
1
p1 says "Fuck it" and leaves the cornucopia without any supplies.
1
p1 tackles p2.
2
p1 and p2 steal food from a snorlax.

2
p1 pickpockets from p2.

2
p1 takes a dakimakura of his1 waifu.

1
p1 grabs a backpack, but it gets stolen by a seagull.

1
p1 starts throwing barrels at the tributes like he1 thinks he1�s Donkey Kong.
1
p1 cries over a picture of his1 waifu.

1
p1 prays to his1 god, begging for mercy.

1
p1 starts recording the bloodbath.

1
p1 and p2 play tag.

2
p1, p2, and p3 play tag.

3
p1 and p2 twists p3's nipples.

3
p1 starts to twerk on the battlefield.
1
p1 and p2 give p3 a lap dance.

3
p1 gives p2 a lap dance.

2
p1 becomes extremely horny for p2.

2
p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 become extremely horny for p6.
6
p1, p2, p3, p4, p5, and p6 form a mafia gang.

6
p1 and p2 sing a duet.

2
p1 is about to have a bad time.

1
p1 is now voiced by Christopher Walken.

1
p1 is now voiced by Christian Bale Batman.

1
p1 becomes edgy.
1
A Nigerian Prince kicks p1�s ass and robs him1 of all his1 money.
1
p1 motorboats p2�s cleavage.

2
p1 makes lunches for the tributes, handing them out in paper bags.
1
p1, p2, and p3 get into a heated argument.

3
p1 and p2 get into a heated argument.

2
p1 sprays pepper spray in p2�s eyes.

2
p1 wants to fire his1 agent.

1
p1 comes in like a wrecking ball!

1
p1 and p2 switch bodies.

2
p1 and p2 have a rap battle, p1 gives p2 some sick burns.
2
p1 and p2 have a rap battle, p2 gives p1 some sick burns.

2
p1 needs an adult.
1
p1 descends from the heavens and runs into the arena.

1
p1 lets out a battle cry, riding in on a majestic Pegasus.

1
p1 gets kidnapped by a gang of elves.

1
p1 bribes p2 to not kill him1.

2
p1 uses a rope and chain to take down a carnotaurus, taming the beast. p1 mounts
himself1 onto the animal's back and rides off into the arena.
1
p1 tries to win p2's affection by singing him2 a song. This ends up failing
miserably and p1 slowly crawls into the cornucopia, going into a fetal position and
crying uncontrollably.
2
p1 and p2 fight for p3's affection. With p1 ending up winning p3's heart.
3
p1 and p2 fight for p3's affection. With p2 ending up winning p3's heart.
3
p1 and p2 fight for p3's affection. p3 thinks that their bickering is immature and
leaves them both, breaking their hearts.
3
p1 summons a wyvern, commanding the creature to carry him1 off somewhere he1 is
safe.
1
p1 and p2 have a staring contest.

2
p1 grabs a bunch of pokeballs.

1
p1 grabs a box and uses it as a disguise.

1
p1 makes a rape face at p2.

2
A heavenly beam of light appears, descending from it came p1 and p2. They ride on a
golden chariot, with a chior to announce their entrance. The chariot lands, with p1
and p2 acquiring the most divine of weapons. The two run into the arena, ready to
kick some ass!
2
p1 grabs a battle horn, blowing it to perpetuate his1 name. p1 then knocking out
several tributes who try to take him1 down, including p2, p3, and p4.
4
p1 super jumps away from the Cornucopia.

1
p1 grabs and puts on a suit of armor, making him1 nearly indestructible.

1
p1 grabs some metal to make weapons out of it.

1
p1 is now voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.

1
p1 dabs.
1
All around p1 are familiar faces� Worn out places, worn out faces...
1
A pack of velociraptors run and rob p1 of the supplies he1 gathered from the
cornucopia.
1
A velociraptor rushes at p1, but p1 swings at it with a baseball bat, breaking the
velociraptor�s legs and leaving it to die.
1
A pack of velociraptors ambush p1, but he1 picks up a nearby flail and swings it at
the raptors. Taking them down one by one!
1
p1 and a dilophosaurus fight for a bag. p1 punches the dilophosaurus in the face,
causing it to flee.
1
p1 tries to defend his1 supplies from a pachycephalosaurus, but the

pachycephalosaurus headbutts p1 right in the groin.
1
p1 tries to defend his1 supplies from a pachycephalosaurus, with him1 using their
full force to grab the pachycephalosaurus and throwing them to the side.
1
p1 grabs p2 and gives him2 five slaps across the ass!

2
p1 feeds the birds in the middle of the carnage.

1
p1 throws p2 at p3.
3
Bloodbath Events
1
p1 and p2 were shoved out of a plane, but landed safely in a haystack.

2
p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 jump off a freight train and make it to town.
5

2
p1 grabs a deed to a 50-acre plantation.

1

1
p1 takes a bottle of Cocaine Toothache Drops.

1
p1 came to make a documentary.

1
p1 came to find the lost gold of the Confederacy.

1
p1 grabs a chainsaw and a full petrol can.

1
p1 has come to spread the word of the Lord.

1
p1 has to choose between a guitar and a banjo. He1 takes the guitar.
1
p1 has to choose between a guitar and a banjo. He1 takes the banjo.
1
p1, p2, and p3 are bug collectors who hope to add some new specimens to their
collection.
3
p1, p2, p3, and p4 form a vigilante group.

4
p1 came here to take a break from the hustle and bustle of city life.
1
p1 worries that creepy stuff may happen since they're in the middle of nowhere.
1
p1 has been kidnapped by rebels. Is p2 a bad enough dude to rescue p1?

2
p1 takes a selfie with a Polaroid camera before running off.

1
p1 is a real estate developer who hopes to buy out all the land and build a giant
resort.
1
p1, p2, and p3 runs to their bunker in case the apocalypse comes.
3
It took p1 eight days to arrive by horse carriage, but he1 made it to the match in
time.
1

1
p1 reunites with his1 former roommate p2, who he1 hasn't seen since college.
2
p1 is here as part of witness protection. Little does he1 know that outlaw p2 isn't
far behind.
2

1
p1 secludes himself1 in a log cabin, hoping to write the Great American Novel.
1
p1 grabs an axe, while p2 grabs a machete.

2
4
p1 grabs a case of vigors.

1

1

1

1
p1 shows up dressed in a white suit and a monocle.

1
p1 plans to assassinate Governor p2 when he2 rolls into town. Will p1 succeed?
2
p1 arrived in a Greyhound bus.

1
p1 arrives too late to the land-grab, and is left with all the shitty land.
1
p1 grabs the keys to a pickup truck and drives off.

1
p1 and p2 are both gritty urban cops reassigned to this town for making their
colleagues look bad by comparison.
2
p1 grabs a crate full of seeds, not knowing p2 ate them all.

2
p1 and p2 are here for a bonding trip.

2

2

2
p1 grabs a shovel.
1
p1 grabs several survivalist manuals before running off.

1
p1 attempts to dropkick p2, but misses and injures himself1.

2
p1 and p2 jump on a two-person bicycle and rides off.

2
p1 was forcibly brought here by p2 to get him1 away from his1 video games.
2
p1 grabs a revolver and a box of bullets.

1
p1 and p2 grab a pair of bindles.

2
Bloodbath Events
(player1) watches the other criminals carefully.
1
(player1) loads his1 gun and stuffs it in his1 jacket.

1
(player1) and (player2) are out to be the next Bonnie and Clyde.
2

1
(player1) wonders if (player2) and (player3) are the right people for the job.
3
(player1) is an undercover cop here to bring down (player2)'s criminal empire.

2
(player1) hopes no one finds out he1 has never committed a crime before.
1
(player1) is an undercover cop but is nervous his1 cover might be blown.

1
(player1) is just out here trying to survive.

1
(player1) snorts a comically large pile of cocaine and prepares for war.
1
(player1) begins to consume money to level up. That's how the mafia works.
1
(player1) is fresh out from the inside.

1
(player1) wants to have the biggest criminal empire in the world. Only (player2)
stands in his1 way.
2
(player1) and his1 biker gang find a place to set up operations.

3
(player1) goes to church and prays for forgiveness for what must be done.
1
(player1) rides in on a motorcycle.

1
Bloodbath Events
p1 grabs a shovel.
1

1

2

2

1

1

1

2

1

1

1
p1 grabs a sword.
1

1

1

1

1

3

1

1

1

1

2
4

1

2

2

1

1
p1 arrives by washing ashore.

1
p1 is raped by dolphins, but p2 rescues him1 & slowly paddles to shore.

2
p1 magically teleports to the island.

1
p1, p2, p3, & p4 enter the island by reenacting D-Day.

4
p1 enters the island because his1 boat sank.

1
p1 enters the island via walking on water.

1
p1 enters the island via riding on a dolphin.

1
p1 rides a sea turtle to the island.

1
p1 descends from the heavens in a pillar of light & enters the island.
1
p1 is added into the game as Day 1 DLC.

1
p1 enters the island via time travelling from the future to protect p2.
2
p1 enters the island via time travelling from the past to protect p2.
2
p1 enters the island via time travelling from the present to protect p2.
2
p1 enters the island via time travelling from the present to search & destroy p2.
2
p1 enters the island via time travelling from the past to search & destroy p2.
2
p1 enters the island via time travelling from the future to search & destroy p2.
2
p1 accepts his1 invitation to the island.

1
p1 & p2 accept their invitations to the island.

2
p1 enters the island via time travelling from the future, he1 has no clothes on!
1
p1 enters the island via riding a shark.

1
p1 enters the island just to cause trouble for the other tributes.
1
p1 enters the island because he1 heard that someone he1 knows will be there.
1
p1 enters the island because someone nominated him1.
1
p1 enters the island via flying with an umbrella, Mary Poppins style.
1
p1 enters the island via hot-air balloon.

1
p1 enters the island via crash-landing a spaceship.

1
p1 enters the island via dimension travelling.

1
p1 starts out in the strangest places, carefully hanging on a cliff.

1
p1 enters the arena via hang gliding.

1
p1 enters the island via time travelling from the present.

1
p1 enters the island via time travelling from the future.

1
p1 enters the island via time travelling from the past.

1
p1 enters the island via magic.

1
p1 enters the island via teleportation.

1
p1 enters the island via a plot device.

1
p1 enters the island via being summoned by a mystical force.

1
p1 enters the island via skydiving with a parachute.

1
p1 enters the island via spawning.

1
p1 enters the island via crashing a plane with no survivors.

1
p1 felt cursed into not winning, but he1 enters the island anyway.
1
p1 signs some contracts before entering the island.

1
p1 gets dropped off from a mysterious UFO & enters the island.
1
p1 gets dropped off from a mysterious boat & enters the island.
1
p1 escapes from school & enters the island.

1
p1 escapes from work & enters the island.

1
p1 escapes from the military & enters the island.

1
p1 escapes from an asylum & enters the island.

1
p1 has his1 criminal record checked, he1 got approved & enters the island.
1
p1 was forced to participate to pay off his1 debts.

1
p1 enters the island via riding a whale.

1
p1 & p2 introduce themselves to each other before entering the island.

2
p1 rose from his1 gravestone & enters the island.

1
p1 must bring back p2 to wash away his1 debt.

2
p1, p2, & p3 appear in a swirl of beautiful butterflies.

3
p1 gets a warlock summon into the island.

1
p1 enters the island via hovercraft.

1
p1 enters the island via boat.

1
p1 enters the island via helicopter.

1
p1 enters the island via ritual summoning.

1
p1 is summoned to the island by a witch doctor.

1
p1 airdrops into the island.

1
Quetzalcoatl summons p1 to the island & commands him1 to find & kill p2.
2
p1 arrives on the island under orders to find & kill p2.

2
p1 escapes from prison & makes his1 way to the island to hide.
1
p1 enters the island via jet ski.

1
p1 escapes from hell & makes his1 way to the island.

1
p1 is brought to the island under escort from a navy destroyer.

1
p1 arrives on the island despite him1 thinking that its one big trap.
1
p1 makes his1 way to the island with the help of a magic carpet.
1
p1 awakens from his1 long slumber & finds himself1 already on the island.
1
p1 was transported to the island in a cryogenic stasis & then released.

1
p1 simply came from nowhere.

1
p1 arrives on the island despite thinking he1 was sent there to die.
1
After arriving on the island, p1 crafts additional clothing from sea shells &
thread.
1
p1 was bound & gagged & brought to the island by mobsters.

1
After arriving on the island, p1 crafts additional clothing from leaves & woven
grass.
1
p1 accidentally steps on a sea urchin.

1
Arriving on the beach, p1 steps on a jellyfish & freaks out.

1
After being dropped off on the island, p1 quickly crafts a primitive spear for
defense.
1
After arriving on the beach, p1 attempts to find shelter.

1
p1 heads to the center of the island.
1
p1 arrives on the beach & stays close to shore.

1
p1 serves his1 jail time & enters the island.

1
p1 is transported to the island in a steel cage.

1
p1 is deemed 'Not guilty' in a court case & enters the island.

1
After a 3 hour tour, p1, p2, p3, & p4 are dropped off on the island.
4
p1 arrives on the island under orders to find & protect p2.

2
Bloodbath Events
p1 was knocked out in an alley. they wake up in a dark room
1
p1 convinced p2 to come with them to an abandoned warehouse to investigate his1

parent's disapearance
2
p1, p2, p3 and p4 organize a camping trip to blackwater marsh and arrive "safely"
4
An old man lures p1 into a van with candy. Next thing p1 knows he1's in a forest
and their ass hurts
1
p1, p2, p3 and p4 organize a camping trip to blackwater marsh and arrive "safely".
4
p1 and p2 decide to go camping for their honeymoon

2
p1 and p2 decide to go camping for their honeymoon. However, as they arrive, p2

cucks p1 with p3.
3
When p1 heard of a rave in an old industrial warehouse, this isnt the place he1
expected
1
p1 and p2 are cop buddies investigating a crime scene on a hospital from the 40's
2
Leatherface p1 kisses his1 spouse Leatherface p2 and goes out to get this night's
dinner. with a chainsaw.
2
p1, bored with the rich life, came to experience the once in a lifetime experience
of "elite hunting"
1
p1 kidnapped p2 and brought him2 to the abandoned estate to murder them
2
p1 came to the Yamaoka estate all the way from Japan to dispell the curse on his1
family.
1
The russian mafia had some blood with p1, so they took him1 to a dark forest to
"deal with them" to their liking
1
p1, a member of the yakuza, has been sent here to murder p2 for snitching
2
Cartel members p1 and p2 came to kill oposing cartel p3 anp4 before they take the
slaughterhouse for their own cartel
4
p1, p2, p3, p4 and p5 just wanted to get drunk and have unprotected sex somewhere
they wouldnt be bothered
5
After reading an ad for a free butchering kit on craigslist, p1 drives 12 hours to

get to a run down house, where the guy from the ad lives
1
p1 wakes up in a dark forest

1
p1 just wanted a place to masturbate alone and in peace, but is now locked in a
run-down slaughterhouse
1
p1, p2 and p3 are wiccans that came to the abandoned forest for the ritual of
summer soltice
3
p1 came to the abandoned estate for a drug deal with p2. everything goes fine
2
p1 came to the abandoned estate for a drug deal with p2. everything goes fine, but
they are chased out by Jason
2
p1 came to the Yamaoka estate all the way from Japan to dispell the curse on his1
family. his1 sibling, p2, decided to come
2
On everyday life, he1 is no one, but once p1 puts on the mask, he1 is Legion
1
Bloodbath Events
p1, p2, p3, p4, p5, and p6 form a motorcycle gang before driving off.
6

1
p1 grabs a pair of sunglasses.

1
p1 breaks p2's nose for a basket of pita bread and olive oil.
2

1

1
p1 grabs a boomerang.
1
Soldiers p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 are tracking down notorious terrorist p6. Will they
succeed?
6

1
p1 calmly walks away from the Cornucopia like it's no big deal.
1
p1, p2, p3, and p4 are escaped convicts trying to make a break for the border.
4
4
p1, p2, and p3 are here on a hiking trip.

3
p1 grabs a shovel.
1
p1 grabs a pickaxe.
1
p1 and p2 are lost trying to deliver a pizza.

2
p1 grabs a canteen, not knowing p2 punctured a hole on the bottom.

2
p1, p2, p3, and p4 dress each other up in leather, scrap metal, and mohawks before
running off.
4
p1 notices the remains of past tributes scattered across the Cornucopia.

1
p1 hotwires a Jeep and gets it running. He1, p2, and p3 jump in and drive off.
3
p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 plan to start a commune.

5
p1 and p2 were sent by Rolling Stone to cover a motorcycle race. They pocketed the
paycheck and went to these games instead.
2

1
p1 and p2 jump on a horse and ride off.

2
p1 and p2 steal some clothing from a sleeping sheikh nearby and get dressed before
running off.
2
p1, p2, and p3 escaped from their reservation, with the US Cavalry in pursuit.
3
p1 grabs a sword, while p2 grabs a machete.

2

1
p1 and p2 grab as many guns as they can before running off, forgetting to also
stock up on bullets.
2
p1 tries to take an air conditioner, but is too heavy and gives up.
1

1
p1 grabs a revolver and a box of bullets.

1
p1 is an archeologist hoping to find Wan Shi Tong's Library.

1
p1 takes a khanjar from inside the cornucopia.

1

1

2

3

1
p1 searches on top of the Cornucopia for resources.

1

1
p1 arrives with a sled and parka, thinking it's that kind of desert.
1
p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 form a bedouin clan.

5

1
p1 is a pilot who's plane crashed into one of the nearby dunes, and is awaiting
rescue.
1
p1 jumps on a camel and rides off.

1

1
Agent p1 is sent to capture the bank-robbing duo p2 and p3.

3

1

2

1

1

1
p1 hopes to inspire rebellion among the oppressed natives.

1
p1 runs back and forth from the Cornucopia unsure of what to do.
1
p1 fled across the desert, and p2 followed.

2
p1 runs around the Cornucopia quickly eating ever piece of food he1 can find.
1
p1, p2, p3, and p4 are looking for the treasure their old cellmate buried.
4
p1 grabs p2 by the shoulder and tells him2 that he2 is his1 new best friend.
2
p1 and p2 glare at one another menacingly before going their separate ways.
2

1
p1 steals what he1 can carry, but is noticed by p2 who chases after him1.
2

2

2
p1 is on the run from hitman p2 after stealing a briefcase full of money.

2
p1, p2, and p3 are mercenaries hired to defend p4's lucrative trade networks.
4
p1 scares p2 away from the Cornucopia.

2
p1 knew he1 shouldn't have made a left turn at Albuquerque.

1
p1 shoots down a helicopter containing p2 and p3, but they parachute out in time.
3
p1, p2, p3, and p4 uncover a large drug collection. They divide the bounty among
themselves before scattering.
4
p1 and p2 brawl with p3 and p4. They get bored and go their separate ways.
4
p1, p2, and p3 have a Mexican standoff. After spending an hour doing nothing, they
call it a draw and leave.
3
p1 shoots an arrow at p2, but p3 catches it with his3 hands.

3
p1 and p2 fight for a jug of water. They stop when they see p3 taking it, and then
they chase after him3.
3
p1 takes a can of silver chrome spray and sprays it all over his1 mouth before
running off.
1
p1 is frozen in fear, afraid of what to do. Surprisingly this lets him1 live.
1
p1 is a bounty hunter looking for wanted criminal p2.

2
p1 puts on a conquistador outfit before running off.

1
p1 puts on a sombrero and poncho before running off.

1
p1, p2, and p3 were chased into the desert because p1 wanted to be mayor.
3
p1 shipped himself1 to the match in a fruit crate. He1 breaks out and runs.
1
Bloodbath Events
p1 just sits at their podium lamenting their life.
1
p1 can't decide whether to go get supplies from the cornucopia or to just run into
the forest
1
p1 is sucker punched in the face then robbed by p2 for all their supplies
2
p1 packs their pajamas and a toothbrush into a backpack before heading off into the
wild.
1
p1 can't think of a reason not to mug p2

2
p1 gives p2 supplies for protection, but p2 runs off as soon as they get them.
2
p1 hops on a bike and pedals to victory!

1
p1 just wanted to start the game off with no problems, but is immediately mugged by
p2
2
p1 and p2 team up to rob p3 and p4 of all their supplies.

4
p1 rides into the cornucopia on p2's back.

2
p1 hides from p2 in the cornucopia.

2
p1 walks up to p2 and smiles as they take all the supplies they gathered from them.
2
p1 rides out of the cornucopia on a motorcycle to impress the babes.

1
p1 wishes p2 good luck and smiles as they walk off.

2
p1 couldn't find any supplies worth taking and walks into the wilderness with emtpy
pockets.
1
p1 skips the cornucopia and orders a bunch of supplies off amazon.

1
p1 whispers into p2's ear of their certain demise before walking off.
2
p1 predicts the deaths of p2, p3, and p4 with in the first few days.
4
Tributes have a pool going on which of them will be the first to die.
6
p1 calls p2 a bitch ass before knocking them out with a tree branch.
2
p1 strolls into the wild on horseback carrying a bag of guns.

1
p1 heads towards the town for a drink

1
Bloodbath Events
p1 and p2 are here to avenge the Red Ribbon and take over the world
2
p1 and p2 are on vacations on a nearby galaxy but decided to come to Earth when
they sense p3's power level
3
p1 and p2 become terrified when they learn the ruler of the underworld p3 is on the
planet
3
p1 and p2 can't find Namek so they go to Earth despite all the strong warriors to
revive p3 and succeeds without much difficulties
3
p1 and p2 hold p3 down as p4 uses a giant pair of tweezers to regrow his3 tail
4
p1 arrives in search of his1 long-lost sibling p2 so they can go conquer planets

together
2
p1 arrives to the arena in a saiyan pod

1
p1 asks p2 about flying and ki. p2 gladly teachs him1 about it

2
p1 attempts to ride on a nimbus and success because he1 is of pure heart

1
p1 attempts to ride on a nimbus but he1 falls and can't because he1 doesn't have a
pure heart
1
p1 brags about how he1 got this because in his1 native planet the gravity is
tenfold that of this one�s
1
p1 breaks free from the dimension he1 was trapped in by screaming really, really
loud
1
p1 brings p2 who he1 named �the strongest in the universe� with him1, but p2 is
actually very weak
2
p1 collects the Dragon Balls when p2 shows up out of nowhere and accidently wishes
him1 into a kid
2
p1 is here from the future to find and destroy p2 and p3 before they get to cause
mayhem
3
p1 comes out from a time hole but forgets to float coming out of it and falls on
his1 butt
1
p1 destroys his1 home galaxy in a fit of rage and decides Earth will be his1 new
home
1
p1 failed his1 flying licence test and he1's not allowed to fly
1
p1 finds a hover chair and uses it because he1's too lazy to fly on his1 own
1
p1 flies from space and is on his1 mission to become immortal

1
p1 gets fired up just thinking of the all the strong fighters he1 he will meet
1
p1 got some mechanical upgrades after someone found his1 injured body floating in
space and is now here to get revenge on p2
2
p1 gracefully dances and his1 soldiers start doing the same after landing and
transforming into his1 ultimate form
6
p1 instantly teleports into the fight from a very distant planet

1
p1 is looking for p2 and p3 so he1 can achieve his1 perfect form

3
p1 is training in increased gravity in his1 spaceship and will soon arrive to Earth
1
p1 kills future p2 and uses his2 machine to get here. p1 is set on hunting present
p2 as well
2
p1 let's p2 hide inside his1 body because he1 doesn't want any troubles
2
p1 uses the Black Star Dragon Balls and finds out the planet will be destroyed in
years unless she collects them again in a year
1
p1 sends his1 two henchmen in search of the Dragon Balls while he1 just chills in
his1 spaceship
3
p1 shaves his1 head in anticipation for the upcoming fights

1
p1 splits the sea with a Kamehameha for no real reason

1
p1 steals p2's Dragon Ball's radar and flies away

2
p1 surprised and scared wonders what p2, the strongest warrior from another
universe is doing here
2
p1 throws a tree trunk into the air and then jumps on it riding it into the horizon
1
p1 throws some seeds into the ground with p2 and p3 sprouting from them
3
p1 trains for 4 months and gets insanely strong, ready to test his1 new power
1
p1 trains to become less of an easily-infatuated-by-hot-opponents pervert

1
p1 uses delicious strawberry sundae to summon p2 and p3 from all over the other
side of the universe. They come
3
p1 who was sleeping inside a frozen lake, wakes up after hearing p2's voice who
reminded him1 of someone who defeated him1
2
p1, p2 and p3 are terrified from feeling p4's ki slowly approaching from space
4
p1!... p1 p1 p1 p1!
1
p1's master and teammates are murdered by [REDACTED], who also killed his1 village
and family when p1 was a child
1
The fearful p1's Special Forces scream their names as they make silly poses after
landing in the planet
5
The dimension where p1 and p2 reside is collapsing but p3 rescues them and brings
them to this one at the last second
3
The ground around p1 breaks apart and floats away as he1 powers up
1
p1 wakes up from 50 years of sleep and is on search of p2 who he1 saw in a

premonitory dream
2
p1 opens a mysterious music box, summoning p2 who was sealed on it

2
p1 wishes to the DB for someone strong enough to help protect the world from p2 and
that's how p3 comes into existence
3
"Time to make the donuts"

1
The undefeated p1 is here to increase his1 winning streak against p2, but p2 has
other plans
2
p1 is amazed by and wants to know everything there is to about p2 and even asks for
a blood sample even though they just met
2
Enter (CHADyer1)
1
Ultimate p1 is a very strong character, his1 power level is 9,000,000E+18 and 1.

He1 likes to eat chicken and loves woman company
1
p1 is probably the weakest person to exist. His1 powerlevel goes in minus and once
fought himself1 and lost, unfortunately
1
p1 tells p2 turning SS feels tingly in the mid/upper back, p2 concentrates his2

energy there and transforms, the genius!
2
Enter Mr. Lord Hyperovercharged Super Perfect Mystic Full Power Dark Matter God Kai
Beast Omega SSJ9999999E+213123999 p1
1
p1 arrives to a ghost city with only the clothes of the inhabitants lying around
and wonders what monster could have possibly done that
1
Toriyama goes to a concert where they play a song about p1 who died many arcs ago
so he decides to bring p1 back
1
Everyone asks what the fuck that thing is and call it horrifying when p5 enters the
scene
5
Enter p1 Calvo. PL = 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999x

1
p1 is found and awaken by p2 but can't talk or remember who he1 is even after
looking himself1 at a mirror
2
p1 is as weak as a kitten, but he1 decides to join the fight anyway

1
p1 thought p2 was dead after p3 killed him2. p2 says he2's not the same p2 p1 met
3
p1 convinces p2 who is hesitant to join the fight by pointing out even p3 will be
there
3
p1 plans on destroying lots of enemies only to make p2 look bad

2
p1 is surprised p2 is alive but then says no matter how many times he2 comes back
he1'll always defeat him2
2
�Dearest heavenly Kami, dont let the enemy be too strong. Amen" Are p1's first
words before beginning his1 adventure
1
Leave p1 to me. - t. p2
2
p1 turns into a Super Saiyan and is proud of it but a transformed p2 tells him1
there is already a Super Saiyan bargain sale
2
p1 repairs p2 from scratch to have someone to stop him1 from losing control and
doing something he1 might regret
2
p1, p2 and p3 form a team again, just like the old times
3
p1 is ready to make all others eat his1 dust and show them who is the strongest
1
p1 disregards powerlevels and claims to be the fastest in the universe

1
p1's VA is fired for (alledgedly) sexually harrasing his1 colleagues and thus the
character dropped from the show
1
THE INDOMITUS REX, ALPHA OF ALPHAS, KING OF KINGS, LORD OF LORDS, JUSTICIAR OF
JUSTICE, CHAD OF CHADS. CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHAD CHAD. ENTER p1
1
p1 arrives to Earth along with El Grande Padre, who only came to aid in his1
triumphant entrance
1
p1 mission is.. to collect apples. p1 doesn't even know why, but he1 does it with a
smile anyway
1
p1 arrives to Earth to wreck havoc and conquer it but hit his1 head upon arrival
and becomes a good person
1
p1 finds the Z-Encyclopedia and reads all it's pages before engaging in his1
adventure
1
p1 finds out p2 is a virgin and that his2 offsprings p3 and p4 were wished into
existence with the Dragon Balls
4
Super Saiyan 4 and Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan versions of p1 fight over who will
be the protagonist of the game, the former wins
1
Super Saiyan 4 and Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan versions of p1 fight over who will
be the protagonist of the game, the latter wins
1
King Kai warns p1 not to mess with the dangerous p2. It only makes p1 excited/eager
to find out how strong p2 truly is
2
p1 is here to collect Earth's Dragon Balls and wish for the ones in his1 own planet
to work again
1
A great warrior splits himself to combat the evil in his heart, foolishly reducing
his own potential. p1 and p2 are born
2
p1 is here to collect the Dragon Balls and wish for bubblegum, and he1's all outta
balls to collect
1
p1 and p2 revive p3 and p4, and since they are left with an extra wish they revive
p5 too because eh why not
5
p1 wishes p2's body back to earth and to revive them. The wishes work but ony
Shenlong knows where p2 spawned, the dragon cunt
2
p1 causes p2 and p3 fight against each other in an specially prepared arena to

drain their energies and wake up p4
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Bloodbath Events
p1 breaks p2's nose.
2
p1 buys p2's equipment.

2
p1 rolls initiative.
1
p1 turns invisible.
1
p1, p2 and p3 start a business.

3
p1 bathes in blood.
1
p1 rips p2's backpack out of his2 hands and runs away.

2
p1 prays to Rngesus.
1
p1 prays to Moot.
1
p1 grabs a backpack and runs away.

1
p1 grabs a sickle and a hammer.

1
p1 lets the dogs out.

1
p1 spins to win, scaring away p2 and p3 from the supplies.

3
p1 burns money. The jews are angry.

1
p1 grabs a backpack, not realising it is empty.

1
p1 decides to wait before acting.

1
p1 gathers as much supplies as he1 can.

1
p1, p2 and p3 work together.

3
p1 grabs a crossbow, but p2's got the ammo for it.

2
p1 buys a Guardian Angel.

1
p1 does a 360 and walks away.

1
p1 steals p2's and p3's supplies while they're fighting.

3
p1 runs faster than Sanic

1
p1 breaks down crying.
1
p1 moonwalks away.
1
p1 is a misfit, always ready to brawl.

1
All p1's got is a cold heart.

1
p1 becomes paralyzed.
1
p1 waits until the mass disperses.

1
p1 grabs p2 and runs away with him2

2
p1 grabs a handful of kunais

1
p1 breaks p2's limbs, and takes his2 supplies

2
p1 ties p2's shoelaces together while he2 is distracted.

2
p1 throws money on the ground, and collects supplies while others are busy
gathering it.
3
p1 starts an auction.
1
p1 knocks p2 unconscious.
2
p1 cries for his1 mother

1
p1 assumes fetal position

1
p1 gives everyone a fortune cookie

1
p1 and p2 challenge p3 and p4 to a tug of war for the supplies.

4
p1 goes where he1 pleases.

1
p1 grabs the Warglaives of Azzinoth

1
p1 grabs a deck of cards

1
p1 grabs a minigun
1
5 Tributes, 5 Autosnipers. Is this a good idea?

5
p1 grabs an AWP
1
p1 grabs p2's ass

2
p1 grabs a chainsaw and a mask

1
p1 grabs p2's boobs

2
p1 grabs the cornucopia and runs away

1
p1 starts an auction. p2 and p3 leave with a backpack and lighter pockets

3
p1 shares what he1 gathered with p2, unlike the jews.

2
It's me, p1!

1
p1 grabs a Hoshi Mask

1
p1 remembers what he1's learnt about camping. Will it be enough?

1
p1 grabs some bacon

1
p1 grabs a bottle of rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrum!

1
p1 grabs an eyepatch.
1
p1 grabs a cutlass
1
p1 grabs a Teddy Bear.

1
p1 and p2 form a tag team

2
p1 hugs p2, and wishes him2 luck

2
p1 throws pepper in p2's eyes, grabs his2 supplies an runs away
2
p1 grabs a filled syringe, and injects it into p2. Was it poison, or something
else?
2
In Soviet Russia, hammer and sickle grabs p1!

1
p1 and p2 grab a keg of beer

2
p1 kisses p2, then runs away

2
p1 decides to be hardcore, and walks away without any supplies

1
p1 grabs a cactus, and shoves it up p2's ass.

2
p1, p2 and p3 form an alliance.

3
p1 arrives in his1 most expensive clothes, only to impress the others.

1
The cornucopia runs away from p1.

1
p1 grabs a cloak and dagger

1
p1 grabs p2's clothes and runs away

2
p1 and p2 bully p3 by taking his3 supplies, and throwing it back and forth
3
p1 grabs a jetpack.
1
p1 grabs an auraxium plated armor.

1
p1 grabs the mighty Pancor Jackhammer.

1
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Bloodbath Events
p1 is confident to get started as he1 has won an eating contest before.
1
p1 and p2 have won several eating contests together before.

2
p1 is starving and can't wait to get started.

1
p1 is just doing this for the prize money.

1
p1 is just here for the free grub.

1
p1 licks his1 lips in anticipation.

1
p1 has been training for this event all year.

1
p1's stomach rumbles in anticipation.

1
p1's stomach growls loudly in anticipation.

1
p1 is about to show everyone how eating is done.

1
p1 is determined to eat more than anyone.

1
p1 is grabbing their knife and fork in preparation.

1
p1 tells everyone to pace themselves. Nobody listens.

1
p1 and p2 have a fierce rivalry, and are prepared to out-eat each other no matter
the cost.
2
p1, p2 and p3 are weary about p4's eating capacity.

4
p1, p2 and p3 are confident that p4 is going to reach their limit first.
4
p1 and p2 share strategies on how to win the event.

2
p1 and p2 don't think they'll be able to eat more than p3, but are going to try.
3
p1 asks p2 if they've ever won before. p2 confirms that they've won every event
they've ever entered.
2
p1 looks on at the massive spread with awe.

1
p1 was able to enter the contest at the last minute.

1
p1 plans to cheat to ensure victory in the eating contest.

1
It's p1's first time at an eating contest.

1
p1 probably shouldn't have eaten before he1 came...

1
p1's stomach gurgles in preparation of the carnage to come.

1
p1 is already starting to feel a little sick.

1
p1 doesn't know if he1 will be able to eat all of this food...

1
Bloodbath Events
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4
p1 sees a bear wandering nearby.
1
p1 burns their shake.

1
p1 serves steamed hams to the customers.

1
p1 is attacked by a man who's angry over being divided, but survives.

1
p1 gets high on shrooms and meets and realizes he's in a shitty simulator.
1
p1 wishes they'd taken the job as a clown when getting a job.

1
p1 wishes he1 was dead.

1
p1 is optimistic despite being in a shitter.

1
p1 and p2 are killed by a freak accident which shall not be named, but their ghosts
still haunt the place!
2
p1 kills a hobo for their money.

1
p1 is reconsidering their life choices right now.

1
p1 has set the bathrooms on fire. When p2 asks why, p1 says that it's aurora
borealis.
2
p1 has a hard on for the sexy company mascot.

1
p1 gets ready to make a burger, only to see part of a human face on it.
1
p1 and p2 fight each other on the roof with breadsticks. It ends in a draw.
2
p1 burns down a sign for another fast food restaurant.

1
p1 orders a number 9 large, 2 number 9's, a number 6 with extra dip, and so on.
1
p1 drives his1 car into the entrance, destroying it.

1
p1 parks on two spaces, screwing everything up for everyone else.

1
p1 gets in at 100 accuracy!
1
p1 gets in at 12 accuracy.
1
p1 grabs a bag of steamed hams and proceeds to beat the shit out of p2 with it.
2
p1 gets a job at the joint after crashing his1 car and losing his1 pizza job.
1
p1 mixes his1 blood with the ketchup.

1
p1 is caught jacking off to food mascots by p2, but p2 keeps it a secret since p2
has a hard on for Chester Cheetah.
2
p1 protests outside about how this burger joint will make you fat.
1
p1 eats a bean without hesitation.

1
p1 robs the establishment, which he1 already works at.

1
Pounds are put on p1 by the food.

1
p1 chops off the hand of p2 and uses it for the burgers.

2
p1 hangs onto p2 like a backpack.

2
p1 gets into a fight with p2 over sauce.

2
p1 crashes a plane into the parking lot, with no survivors besides himself1.
1
p1 is hired when he1 mauls the Burger Burglar to death.

1
p1 taps p2 slightly, which causes p2 to scream out in cries of rape.

2
p1 hides beneath the floor tiles, he1 eats crumbs and fallen fries and drinks
grease.
1
p1's decaying corpse is found outside by p2 and put into the freezer for storage,
but p1 is actually still alive!
2
Seems to p1 like p2's the expert.

2
Bloodbath Events
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2
p1 and p2 sat together on the bus ride here. This is the start of a great
friendship.
2
Nobody wanted to sit next to p1 on the bus ride over, he1 smells funny.
1
p1 sneaks a pack of twinkies into the camp in their backpack.

1
p1 looks forward to practicing their archery.

1
p1 is happy to be here. Feeling positive they'll lose the weight this time and keep
it off!
1
p1 is only here to follow p2 around while playing the tuba.

2
p1 is feeling, like, totally oppressed right now! A whole camp dedicated to

fatshaming!
1
p1 and p2 fight for the top bunk, p2 wins.

2
p1 let rip a wet one during the bus trip, earning him1 the nickname
'StinkyBritches'
1
p1 gets wedged in the doors trying to exit the bus.

1
p1 can't stand all this sunshine and fresh air. They wish they were back home in
their room.
1
p1 is only here cause their parents promised they'd take him1 to Disneyland
afterwards.
1
Thankfully p1 remembered to pack his1 fedora and katana. They'll be the coolest in
camp
1
p1, p2 & p3 get the dilapidated cabin a camper supposedly died in last year
3
p1's camp uniform is two sizes too small!
1
p1, p2 & p3 get the cabin next to the toilets.

3
p1 practically runs off the bus after holding it in for 8 hours

1
After the bus drives off, p1 realizes he1 left his1 luggage on board.
1
p1 is determined to be ready for swimsuit season this year.

1
Being the three thinnest fatties, this group immediately forms a skinny bitches
clique.
3
p1 has been crying the whole time, they will NEVER forgive Mom for sending them
here.
1
p1 only wishes to have his1 first kiss this summer.

1
p1 makes a map of all the nearest fast food joints within hitchhiking distance.
1
p1 is filled with pride when he1 enteres the gates of Camp Fattyboom-balatty
1
p1 thinks he1 is having a heart attack!... but it's only gas

1
p1 wonders if beavers and moose are good eating.

1
p1 has fat pride and is determined not to lose a single pound this summer.
1
p2 scares p1 on the bus with creepy tales of how bad campers get sold to meat
farms.
2
p1 can't wait to see their feet for the first time in years.
1
After arguing if steak is better rare or well-done, p1 and p2 are mortal enemies.
2
Knowing that fat people lack self-esteem, p1 made sure to keep a condom in his1
wallet.
1
p1 and p2 make a pact to help each other lose weight no matter what.
2
p1 plans to lose his1 belly fat but wants to keep the booty.
1
p1 can't believe he1 has to share a cabin with p2, ugh, they are such a loser.
2
p1 can't believe he1 is back at fat camp.

1
Knowing that he1 sleepwalks, p1 picks a bottom bunk.

1
p1, p2 and p3 get assigned to a cabin together.

3
p1 is really looking forward to hiking, kayaking and roasting marshmallows.

1
p1 plans to start his1 diet tomorrow, so he1'll gorge today.

1
p1 can't wait to be rid of this girdle.

1
There was a raccoon in p1's bed sheets!

1
It wasn't until p1 got off the bus that he1 learnt this wasn't Space Camp.
1
Serious about exercise, p1 brought his1 own Shake Weight

1
p1 thinks exercise and diet are bullshit, weight is determined by genetics.

1
Claiming the top bunk, p1 plans to eat a double helping of beans tonight, poor p2.
2
p1 takes a bunch of 'Before' photos so he1 can sell them when they get thin.
1
p1 slept on the bus and the other campers drew all over his1 face with permanent
marker
1
p1 doesn't care if he1 gets top or bottom bunk, they just want clean bed sheets.
1
p1 insists he1 shouldn't be here, they have a glandular problem.

1
One of the camp counselors gropes p1's ass when they pass him on the bus, uh oh.
1
A counselor reprimands p1 for trying to sneak a box of donuts into camp.

1
p1 literally shouldn't be here, he1 was supposed to go to Band Camp.

1
p1 breaks p2's nose for a half-melted chocolate bar.
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Bloodbath Events
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p1 runs away with a torch and some rope.

1
p1 takes a handful of throwing stars.

1
p1 grabs a jug of sake.

1
p1 grabs a bale of rice.

1
p1 makes an offering at the shrine, hoping the kami will bring him1 good fortune.
1
p1 runs and hides in the temple.

1
p1 grabs a spear.
1
p1 heads to the public bathhouse.

1
p1, p2, p3 and p4 swear feality to their feudal lord, p5.

5
p1 and p2 begin to duel, but p1 withdraws unexpectedly.

2
p1 and p2 begin to duel, but p2 withdraws unexpectedly.

2
p1 immediately heads for the yukaku.

1
p1 and p2 briefly glance at each other and thus a rivalry is born.

2
p1 retreats to his1 compound and locks the gates.

1
p1 grabs a naginata.
1
p1 drops a smoke bomb and ninjas his1 way out of the Bloodbath.
1
p1 hopes to please his1 feudal lord in these games.

1
p1 thinks this'll be just like their Japanese animes.

1
p1 welcomes p2 to the rice fields, motherfucker.

2
p1 finds a katana made of superior nippon steel folded a million times.

1
p1 befirends a tiny wandering artist who accompanies him1 throughout the match.
1
p1 finds some ornate samurai armor. It fits him1 perfectly.

1
p1 shows up to the event wearing nothing but a fundoshi.

1
p1 swears eternal venegence against his1 hated rival p2.

2
p1 finds an ornate kimono. He1 wears it throughout the rest of the game.
1
Bloodbath Events
p1 enters the arena in a freakin' tank!
1
Kid Rock sings p1's theme live as he1 walks down the ramp.
1
p1 tears a quad walking to the ring.

1
p1 tries to ambush p2 before the match, but fails.

2
p1 and p2 enter together.

2
p1 and p2 try to ambush p3 before the match, but fail.

3
p1, p2 and p3 try to ambush p4 before the match, but fail.

4
p1 enters the arena via limousine.

1
p1 enters the arena via helicopter.
1
p1, p2 and p3 all enter together.

3
p1 enters the ring wearing camo pants.

1
The crowd erupts in cheers when p1 comes out.

1
The crowd erupts in cheers when p1 comes out.

1
p1 comes out to absolutely no reaction.

1
p1 comes out to absolutely no reaction.

1
The crowd starts booing as soon as p1's music hits.

1
The crowd starts booing as soon as p1's music hits.

1
p1 is visibly grinning as he1 enters this match.

1
p1 is visibly grinning as he1 enters this match.

1
p1 is visibly upset as he1 enters this match.

1
p1 is visibly upset as he1 enters this match.

1
p1 shows up five minutes late intoxicated.

1
p1 enters from the crowd.

1
Fans pelt p1 with garbage as he1 makes his1 entrance.

1
p1 dances to the ring like a queer.

1
p1 comes out dressed as Sans from Undertale.

1
p1 enters whering and earring.

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Bloodbath Events
p1 rushes over to the knife cabinet and grabs some knives.
1
p1 arms himself1 with multiple spatulas.
1
p1 fashions a suit of armor with cast-iron skillets.

1
p1 loads up all sorts of oils: Grapeseed, Canola, Avocado, etc. etc.

1
p1 takes a crate of garlic in case there's vampires.

1
p1 hides and looks over his1 recipes in a cabinet.

1
p1 has his1 sledgehammer confiscated because this isn't the game for that.
1
p1 presents his1 best self for the pre-game interview.

1
p1 tries to check the secret ingredients list, but it's blank.

1
p1 runs off after knocking down a stack of pots and pans.

1
p1 admires himself1 in his1 claimed chef's hat using a shiny platter as a mirror.
1
p1 takes enough olive oil for two, but plans to use it up like Jamie Oliver.
1
p1, are you chef enough or not?

1
p1 dons his1 sacred apron.

1
A secret poll found that p1 is probably the worst chef here, what is p1's reaction?
1
p1 gets some acid reflux medication.

1
p1 gathers up a string of sausages with an odd look on his1 face.

1
p1 body-slams p2 while they compete for a bag of onions.

2
p1 narrowly avoids a slice from p2's knife and retrieves the serving spoon he1 was
after.
2
p1 wastes his1 powdered milk as a smokescreen when p2 attacks him1.

2
p1 threatens p2 with a pizza slicer for all of p2's belongings.
2
p1 beats p2 into the arena with a rolling pin.

2
p1 grabs the apron p2 wants and vice-versa.

2
p1 has no more room in his1 inventory, so he1 puts his1 colander on p2's head.
2
The great debate, is p1's native cuisine the best? or is p2's?

2
p1 photo-bombs p2's pre-contest interview with a rude gesture.

2
p1 and p2 discuss what they would do if they had to cook for someone with a food
allergy.
2
p1 gets out of the way as p2 knocks over some pepper in the ingredient rush,
leaving him2 to sneeze constantly for the rest of the round.
2
p1 and p2 wrestle over some truffles.

2
p1 and p2 fill cooking pots with water to drink over the game's duration.
2
p1 and p2 have to be broken up as they get into a shouting match over which is the
better contestant.
2
p1 throws a pan at p2, wasting it before the round even begins.

2
As they fight over a highly-desired ingredient, p1 shoves some tamarind down p2's
throat, temporarily disabling him2.
2
p1 gives up on trying to suffocate p2 with frankfurter casings and vows venegeance

in the arena proper.
2
p1 and p2 beat up p3 for his3 ceramic cookware when all they can gather is
stainless steel.
3
p1, p2, and p3 each agree to work together on each course of a casual dinner: soup,
dinner, and dessert. They forgot salad.
3
p1 grabs the air thermometer, p2 grabs the probe thermometer, p3 grabs the infrared
thermometer, congratulations you just learned about three kinds of thermometers.
3
p1 starts a debate between p2 and p3 about the doneness of steak, distracting them
while he1 steals what they've gathered.
3
p1 uses poultry shears to divide the apron p2 and p3 grabbed - many sizes too large
for either of them - into two aprons. With half the straps.
3
As p2, p3, and p4 gang up around him1, p1 uses the spicy juice from some peppers to
blind them and make his1 escape.
4
p1 tries to explain the five-course meal to p2 before they begin, using himself2,
p2, p3, p4 and p5 as colorful examples.
5
p1 gathers together p2, p3, p4, and p5 to help him1 build a replica of Krakatoa to
bring into the arena to impress the judges. p6 comes by with a tenderizer and ruins
it.
6
p1 laboriously tugs a sack of lemons in after him1.

1
p1 peels potatoes on his1 way into the arena to get a head-start.

1
p1 stows a bottle of semi-pickled cucumbers into his1 clothes before entering the
competition.
1
Between p1's baking sheets and p2's canned croissants, there's no challenge they
can't solve!
2
p1 yowls in pain as p2 rushes by, scraping him1 with a cheese grater. That grater
is going to need to be washed now.
2
p1 and p2 are delayed when they pause to gather some rare ingredients from the
secret herb garden.
2
p1 and p2 knock down p3 with a heavy pot they both need to carry. p3 gets up, hops
in, and they take him3 for a ride as an apology.
3
p1 complains about a rancid smell coming from p2's pack. p3 checks and finds a
slurry of decomposing fish in his2 bag.
3
p1 holds p2 from behind as p3 punches him2 in the stomach to make him2 cough up the
dough.
3
A brief tumble mixes up p1's, p2's, and p3's parcels. One contains honey, the other
walnuts, and the third pure salmonella. Hopefully this doesn't cause problems in
the match to come.
3
p1 and p2 strap themselves onto dish rack rollers and have p3 pull them into the
arena.
3
p1 traps p2 and p3 under a well-rolled pizza dough to get a head-start. Not much of
one, but a head-start.
3
While p1 shares his1 list of the judges' favorite flavors with p2, p3 comes
bumbling along and knocks it out of his1 hands, sending it down to burn away.
3
p1, p2, and p3 have decided to band together after realizing their combined cooking
skill is only just enough not to burn a bowl of cereal.
3
p1 squirts oil onto p2 and pushes him2 down, trying to knock p3 as well into the
fires below. He1 doesn't quite succeed but gains a hefty head-start thanks to his1
ingenuity.
3
p1 and p2 have had enough of watching p3 try to gain lift, by flapping two pizza
slides rapidly in the air, and grab him3 by his3 arms to drag him3 to the arena.
3
p1 and p2 go running by p3 and p4. Those two look behind them to see that the
others must have knocked over the rolling pin display, because there's a ton of
rollers in multiple sizes rolling down the road. As they run, p3 and p4 shout
insults over to p1 and p2.
4
p1 and p2 fit on top and in the middle of a kitchen cart that p3 and p4 propel from
the front and the back, racing into the arena.
4
The net that p1 and p2 trawl through one of the tanks gathers not only fish, but p3
and p4 holding handfuls of fish.
4
p1 pays p2 off to dump a toxic-looking puree onto p3 and p4 as they run down the
road. It works for a moment but, once the two realize there are no ill effects,
they rush into the arena.
4
p1 loses his1 breath trying to tell tall tales about his1 cooking ability to p2,
p3, and p4. They leave him1 behind but he1 makes it into the arena just in time.
4
p1 tries to set the road on fire to prevent p2, p3, and p4 from catching up, but
its tempered surface and the careful distribution of oil disrupt his1 efforts.
4
As p1 and p2 gather supplies, they're surprised by p3 and p4. Before the other two
can say anything, the first two run off, carrying only what they can fit in their
arms. p3 and p4 gather the rest and chase after, trying to express their desire to
cooperate through the first part of the game.
4
p1 fills a rolling bin with ice and has p2, p3, and p4 hop in with him1 so they can
ride into the arena nice and cool.
4
p1 entangles p2, p3, and p4 in a very, very long strand of fresh spaghetti. They
break their way out eventually and make it into the arena, regardless.
4
p1 and p2 try to beat p3 and p4 with bags full of cans they've gathered but p5
comes by and steals the bags, p3, and p4.
5
p1 leads p2 and p3 in an ambush, dousing them both in tomato sauce to emulate their
bloody corpses. He1 hides in wait for p4 and p5 to loot their bags, then knocks the
two out and distributes the loot he1 retrieved with p2 and p3.
5
p1 catches fire and spreads it to p2 and p3. Thinking quickly on their feet, p4 and
p5 toss baking soda at the three, extinguishing the fire before they're caught up
too.
5
p1, p2, p3, and p4 took the rest of the elbow macaroni when they passed through, so
p5 has to spend some extra time harvesting macaroni pictures to catch up.
5
With a very rough idea of how he1 wants the future rounds to go, p1 gathers up p2,
p3, p4, and p5 for his1 team. They're separated once they reach the arena, making a
lot of hard work for naught.
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Bloodbath Events
p1 grabs a shovel.
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p1 grabs a sword.
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p1 does a little dance.

1
p1 finds an enclosed instruction book.
1
p1 takes a free widescreen television.

1
p1 snatches some coupon books.

1
p1 and p2 are given the Iron Chef secret ingredient.

2
p1 takes a quarterstaff.
1
p1 attempts to set the cornucopia on fire.

1
p1 grabs a �To Serve Man� cookbook and shrieks at p2 with it.

2
p1 grabs an umbrella.
1
p1 cuts p2 with a knife in self defense before running off.

2
p1 blows up some of the supplies with an explosive.

1
p1 takes a sledgehammer from the cornucopia.

1
p1 takes a chainsaw from the cornucopia.

1
p1 accidentally runs into a wall.

1
p1 accidentally runs into a tree.

1
p1 and p2 share a kiss in secret.

2
p1 and p2 share a kiss before parting ways.

2
p1 dunks p2 into a trash can.

2
p1 hides in a cardboard box.

1
p1 hides from p2 in a cardboard box.

2
p1 hides in an oil drum.

1
p1 hides from p2 in an oil drum.
2
p1 films a video log to be uploaded on Youtube.

1
p2 dodges p1's knife throw.

2
p1 then looked on the ground and found wepon.

1
p1 discreetly plants a tracking device in p2's belongings.

2
(A) Kirby eats and assumes the form of p1 from this point forward.
1
A Spy backstabs and assumes the identity of p1 from this point forward.
1
p1 mixes some herbs for healing.

1
p1 takes an empty shotgun before running off.

1
p1 takes a loaded shotgun before running off.

1
p1 dodges p2's gunshots in slow motion.

2
p1 finds a secret passageway.

1
p1 takes a Dinner Blaster from the cornucopia.

1
p1 and p2 vow to protect each other.

2
p1 takes a crossbow from the cornucopia.

1
p1 takes a bottle of pepper spray from the cornucopia.

1
p1 takes a taser from the cornucopia.

1
p1 takes a map. Where does he1 wish to go?

1
p1 grabs a tracking system from the cornucopia.

1
p1 takes a spellbook from the cornucopia.

1
p1 gives p2 a wedgie.
2
p1 breaks p2's nose for a backpack.

2
p1 breaks p2's nose for fishing gear.

2
p1 takes an assault rifle from the cornucopia.

1
p1 takes a hunting rifle from the cornucopia.

1
p1 chases p2 � la Benny Hill.

2
p1 chases p2 and p3 � la Benny Hill.

3
p2 and p3 chase p1 � la Benny Hill.

3
p1 spouts off some memes much to p2's annoyance.

2
p1 tries to sneak up on p2 but makes noise, prompting p2's escape.

2
p1 gets his1 spear stuck in p2's trident during close quarters combat.
2
p1 takes a machete from the cornucopia.

1
p1 takes a kukri from the cornucopia.

1
p1 takes a scythe from the cornucopia.

1
A large pterodactyl suddenly swoops in and seizes p1. p1 breaks free and escapes.
1
A giant eagle suddenly swoops in and seizes p1. p1 breaks free and escapes.
1
p1 throws pocket sand in p2's eyes, blinding him2 while p1 flees.

2
p1 incapacitates p2 with a tear gas grenade.

2
p1 incapacitates p2 and p3 with a tear gas grenade.

3
p1 incapacitates p2, p3 and p4 with a tear gas grenade.
4
p1 takes a laptop from the cornucopia.

1
p1 and p2 morph into their Super Saiyan forms and fight each other.
2
p1 punches p2 in the face.

2
p1 and p2 punch each other in the face.

2
p1 stabs p2 in the buttocks with a knife.

2
p1 sets an explosive off, but misses killing p2 by mere moments.

2
p1 blocks p2's gunshots with his1 shield.

2
p1 steals p2's weapon using the Force.

2
p1 stabs p2 in the buttocks with a trident.

2
p1 Star Punches p2.

2
p1 takes a bread basket from the coruncopia.

1
p1 combos p2 into a mid-air juggle.

2
p1 breaks a jar of fishing bait over p2's head.

2
Bloodbath Events
p1 runs away from the GCPD.
1
p1 takes an assault rifle from the GCPD's armory.

1
p1 stays hidden inside the GCPD.

1
p1 and p2 team up and escape the GCPD together.

2
p1 waits for p2 in the getaway car.

2
p1 successfully escaped Blackgate.

1
p1 waits until every single guard is killed by Black Mask's goons.
1
p1 and p2 join Black Mask during the Blackgate raid.

2
p1, p2 and p3 disguise themselves as guard to escape Arkham Asylum.

3
p1 and p2 escape in Black Mask's chopper but it gets shot down. They both survive.
2
p1 takes a police officer as hostage.

1
p1 steals Aaron Cash's hook hand before escaping the GCPD.

1
p1 stays in Arkham Asylum because he1 thinks it's the safest place in Gotham right
now.
1
p1 takes the most wanted list with him1 while escaping the GCPD.
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2

2
Bloodbath Events
p1 puts on a battered top hat and wears it for the rest of the game.
1
p1 puts on a shiny monocle and wears it for the rest of the game
1
p1 puts on a scruffy newsie cap and wears it for the rest of the game.
1
p1 and p2 are an outlaw couple, running from the law.

2
p1, p2, and p3 all jump off of a passing train and end up here.
3
Migrant workers p1 and p2 flee here after an unfortunate incident in Weed.

2
p1 and p2 are bootleggers looking to smuggle some hooch.

2
p1 slept with p2's Jezebel, now he2's coming for to run him1 down, lord lord,
coming for to run him1 down!
2
p1 shows up in a tattered robe and wizard hat, claiming to be a "hobomancer".

1
p1 is actually filthy rich, he1's just pretending to be homeless for the thrill of
it.
1
p1 is a plutocrat from Pluto.

1
p1 is a scrappy ragamuffin who doesn't take any guff.

1
p1 is a coward, bully, cad, and thief.

1
p1 is a cult leader, worshipping the god Vagabonia.

1
p1 is colourblind and can only hear ragtime piano music.

1
p1 leads a street gang. Other members include p2, p3, and p4.
4
p1 is self-proclaimed King of the Hobos.

1
p1 is a commonist fool.
1
p1 offers p2 and p3 jobs as farm-hands. p3 mishears and thinks they're gonna get
handjobs.
3
p1 and p2 have been contracted by the Devil to collect the other tributes' souls.
2
p1, p2, and p3 are three bumbling stooges.

3
p1 is no longer allowed at the orphanage for various reasons.

1
p1 is a singing hobo. He1 sings a folksy diddy.

1
Bloodbath Events
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2
p1 comes after hearing the Great Pumpkin will show up in the arena.
1
p1 comes to the arena to capture a dangerous killer that escaped from an insane
asylum.
1
p1, p2 and p3 arrive dressed in Halloween customes.

3
p1, p2, p3 and p4 arrive dressed in Halloween customes.

4
p1 and p2 arrive dressed in Halloween customes.

2
p1 finds a bag full of candy.

1
p1, p2, and p3 work together to get as many beer cans as possible.
3
p1 advises p2 to follow the traditions of Halloween for his2 own safety.

2
p1 feels someone, or something, followed him1 to the arena.

1
p1 finds a box full of beer cans.
1
p1 breaks p2's nose for a box of beer cans.

2
p1 breaks p2's nose for a bag of candy.

2
p1 and p2 come dressed as each other.

2
p1 arrives using a mask modeled after a former tribute.

1
p1 finds a canteen full of vodka.

1
p1 grabs a chainsaw.
1

1
p1 grabs a machete.
1
p1 thought this was a Misfits concert. He1 will pay for his1 mistake.
1
Bloodbath Events
(player1) sneaks in through the cellar window.
1
(player1) & (player2) beat the shit out of the bouncer to get in.
2
(player1) only came out for (player2)'s band.

2
(player1) uses a fake ID to get past the door. The bouncer somehow believes he's a
hawaiian organ donor.
1
(player1) knows the headline band and gets through.

1
(player1), (player2), and (player3) scalped tickets to get here, and have no money
for drinks.
3
(player1) name drops someone on the VIP list. The bouncer eyeballs him, and lets
him in.
1
(player1)'s a homie of the bouncer. He rides for free.

1
(player1) bought early on ticketmaster and strolls in.

1
(player1) vouches for (player2) and (player3) to be let in.
3
These two work the bar.

2
These three run security.

3
(player1)'s just here to sell drugs.

1
(player1)'s just here to buy drugs.

1
(player1) and (player2) are roadies for (player3)'s band.

3
(player1)'s here to get hammered.

1
(player1)'s here for a good time, not a long time.

1
These two wake up naked backstage. Enjoy the show.

2
(player1)'s running production.

1
(player1) came for the music, and they'll stay for the mosh.
1
(player1) thought this was a gay bar. He promises the bouncer a BJ to get in.
1
(player1) distracts the bouncer while (player2) sneaks in so they save money on a
second ticket.
2
(player1)'s here as a music critic. Ready to watch his shit get rocked?
1
(player1) and (player2) have been blackmailing the headliner's singer, and get in
free.
2
(player1)'s here to see his favorite band, who hasn't dropped an LP since 2018.
1
(player1)'s here to relive his glory days from their time touring with Black Flag
in the mid-80s.
1
(player1)'s here with some skinheads and they pay the group fee.
1
(player1) paid for (player2)'s ticket, as he2's sneaking in brews for them.
2
(player1) snuck out to see this show.

1
(player1) parkours across the neighboring building to get in through the ceiling
vents.
1
(player1)'s is organzing the event and doesn't pay shit. Say thanks, /hg/.
1
(player1) gets the veteran's discount and buys his1 ticket at the door.
1
(player1) pretends he1's autistic and gets in with pity. (player2) doesn't have to
pretend.
2
After a long argument with the bouncer about tickets, (player1) hands him a 100
bill and walks in.
1
(player1) took a train to Toronto to be here. Better be worth it.

1
(player1) runs the club, and fucks with (player2), getting him2 in easily.
2
(player1)'s a make-a-wish kid with one night left to remember forever.

1
(player1) sells for the Project Originals and gets in through the back.
1
(player1) scales the wall and comes in through the upstairs level. (player2) spots
them and lets it slide for the effort.
2
(player1)'s an OG and gets in from seniority.

1
(player1) doesn't roll with the Project boys and doesn't get in until they pulls a
piece. They got here, but they might not leave.
1
Bloodbath Events
p1, lost in the forest, stumbles upon the house.
1
p1 and p2, exhausted, walk into the house.

2
A group comprised of p1, p2, and p3 stumble upon the house.

3
p1 is forced to go into the house from a dare.

1
p1 sees a strange light in the distance, and decides to investigate.

1
p1 doesn't believe in ghosts and wants to explore.

1
p1 is convinced he1 won a free house and checks it out.

1
p1 gets an odd invitation to the house and decides to go.

1
p1 doesn't want to enter, but is talked into it by p2

2
p1 and p2 are on their honeymoon and thinks it's OK to check it out.

2
Bloodbath Events
p1 enters the mansion to investigate paranormal activity.
1
p1 enters the mansion carrying a book-bag.

1
p1 enters the mansion & hangs up his1 coat.

1
p1 enters the mansion with p2 & p3 as bodyguards.

3
p1, p2, p3, & p4 enter the mansion to make an amateur film.
4
p1 enters the mansion to search for the deed to the property.

1
p1 enters the mansion on a dare.

1
p1 brushes past a spooky gargoyle as he1 enters the mansion.

1
p1's phone dies as he1 enters the mansion.

1
p1 hopes the mansion will have good food available as he1 goes inside.
1
p1 doesn't realize it, but p2 is only here to kill him1.

2
p1 & p2 hope to have sex in the mansion.

2
p1 believes p2 only came to the mansion to kill him1.

2
p1 sneaks into the mansion by crawling through the window.

1
p1 stumbles into the mansion after getting in a car crash.
1
p1 takes a swig of whiskey before entering the mansion.

1
p1 hopes to steal something from the mansion.

1
p1 admires the gardens before entering the mansion.

1
p1 is highly suspicious of the trees surrounding the mansion.

1
p1 feels as though the mansion is somehow familiar.

1
p1 remembers trick-or-treating at the mansion when he1 was a child.

1
p1 fixes his1 tie before entering the mansion.

1
p1 tears his1 clothes on a statue as he1 enters the mansion.

1
p1 takes time to admire the architecture before entering the mansion.

1
p1 makes the sign of a cross before entering the mansion.

1
p1 gets the chills as he1 enters the mansion.

1
p1 introduces p2 to p3 before the three enter the mansion.

3
p1 flirts with p2 as they enter the mansion.

2
p1 carries a massive briefcase into the mansion.

1
p1 shows up to the mansion in a fancy sports car.

1
p1 & p2 carry p3 into the mansion in a large coffin.

3
p1 unloads his1 heavy backpack upon entering the mansion.

1
p1 takes photographs of the mansion exterior as he1 enters.

1
p1 accidentally leaves his1 phone out in his1 car.

1
p1 thinks p2 is too young to be entering the mansion.
2
p1 starts complaining the moment he1 enters the mansion.

1
p1 quietly watches the other guests as he1 enters the mansion.

1
p1 & p2 come to the mansion to hide from the cops.

2
p1 takes a vacation from his1 police work to come to the mansion.

1
p1, p2, & p3 come to the mansion as a family get-together.

3
p1 goes to the mansion because of his1 date with p2.

2
As they enter, p1 listens wordlessly as p2 explains the mansion's history.

2
p1 & p2 eagerly discuss the mansion's history with each other.

2
p1 sneaks a bag of cocaine into the mansion.

1
p1 is forced to relinquish his1 handgun before he1 can enter.

1
p1 shakes hands with the Butler before going inside.

1
p1 enters the mansion to find a cute ghost girl to fuck.

1
p1 enters the mansion because he1 needed a place to rest at.

1
p1 enters the mansion & gets taken care of by the maids.

1
p1 enters the mansion to catch the murderer.

1
p1 enters the mansion just to get laid with the maids.

1
Bloodbath Events
p1 retrieves a sacrificial knife
1
p1 flees the altar

1
p1 bathes in the blood of his1 enemies to get the blessing of Befafes, new god of
war
1
p1, p2 and p3 comune with Cassiel, new god of plots, to plot the assasination of p4
4
p1 is given a cool new sword by Chenor, the wish granter

1
After being blessed by 1 4 8 1 1, p1 feels ready to make his1 god proud

1
p1 and p2 are given a map with all the worlds' secrets by Adatiel, He who walks the
earth
2
p1 and p2 have been tasked by their god to kill p3

3
Babalel, second god of war, istructs his followers p1, p2 and p3 on how to destroy
their foes
3
p1, p2, p3 and p4 all got matching robes and are ready to summon the antichrist...
with style!
4
p1 is an exorcist tasked to end p2, p3 and p4's cult

4
p1, p2, p3 and p4 have been personally tasked by the Pope to stop p5 from summoning
Lucifer
5
p1 was studying to be a priest, but realized the life of hedonism presented by

Sytri, god of luxury, was much more appealing
1
p1, p2, p3, p4 and p5 have an orgy at the altar, whil high priest p6 sacrifices a
lamb to the new gods
6
The stars are aligned, the moon is right. Its time for p1 to awaken the Ancients!
1
p1 used to give tarot readings, but is now in hiding as he1 is being hunted for
practicing witchcraft
1
p1 tried to summon a succubuss using a spell he1 saw on /x/. it didnt work
1
p1 tried to summon a succubuss using a spell he1 saw on /x/. it works and the
succubus has wild sex with p1
1
p1 tries to cast a spell on p2 to enslave him2, but p2 breaks free and escapes
2
p1 tries to cast a spell on p2 to enslave him2. The spell failed, but p2 acts as if
it worked
2
Veguaniel, god of fortune, has sent p1 on a quest to aquire unimaginable riches

1
p1 falls into the sea and almost drowns, but is rescued by Vepar, god of the water.
p1 now acts as his avatar
1
p1 must kill all other tributes for Vetis, life promiser, to save his1 lover from a
deadly disease
1
p1 and p2 kill p3, but he3 is brought back to life stronger and faster, ready to
serve Mephisto, God in the Host
3
After being touched by Ozgin, new god of madness, p1 is a killing machine lusting
for chaos
1
p1, p2, p3, p4 and p5 all rape p6 to gain the blessing of Rauym, god of filth
6
His body on earth, p1 was born an adult to bring glory to Zepar, of the unborn
1
Master of Kali Yuga p1 comes to present his1 services to the sheep willing
1
p1 sumons p2 to help him1 to kill an ex lover

2
p1 does a complex ritual to summon an arch demon, but p2 rises from the summoning
circle instead
2
p1 does a complex ritual to summon a demon and succeeds.The demon is sent to kill
p2, but fails
2
Bloodbath Events
p1 swears that this year, he1 will be popular.
1
p1 is late on his1 first day back to school.

1
p1 has a nervous breakdown.

1
p1 decides to join the Chess Club this year.

1
p1 can't afford his1 school books. No knowledge for you.

1
p1 signs up for a dozen different clubs.

1
For some reason, p1 shows up at school in a horse-drawn carriage.

1
While riding the train to school, p1 gets groped by p2.

2
p1 farts during the entrance ceremony.

1
p1 hopes that Senpai will notice him1 this year.

1
p1 thinks his1 new teacher is a dirty communist.

1
p1, p2 and p3 exchange numbers. The power of social networking!

3
p1 is back in school after some time in a youth correction facility.

1
p1 can't believe summer is really over.

1
p1 is seated next to p2. They immediately become friends.

2
p1 managed to GET HUGE over the summer.

1
p1 designates p2 as his1 newest bullying victim.

2
p1 is a mysterious transfer student.

1
p1 is seated next to p2. They immediately hate each other.

2
p1 narrowly avoids being run over by a car on the way to school.

1
p1 came to this school from another dimension and has to stay at p2's house.
2
p1 had to switch schools because of his1 dark and troubled past.

1
p1 is determined to get everyone to like him1 this year.

1
p1 joins a class with p2. It's love at first sight!

2
p1 bought a cute new backpack and can't wait to show it off.

1
p1 resolves to be sexually adventurous this year.
1
p1 considers dropping out of school, but decides against it.

1
p1 spends the entire first day trying to find his1 classroom.

1
p1 transferred to the school because of a "Whoopsie Poopsie" incident.

1
p1 came to this school only to continue stalking p2.

2
p1 actually wanted to go to a different school.

1
p1 stumbles and falls on p2, accidentally groping him2.

2
p1 skipped a few grades.

1
p1 was set back a grade.

1
p1 hatches a plan to destroy the school. Can p2 stop him1?

2
Bloodbath Events
p1 is pretending to be a doctor.
1
p1 is in shock. He1 was sent to the hospital after falling into a frozen lake.
1
p1 is here to deliever flowers to p2. He1 just can't find the room.
2
p1, p2, and p3 came here to harvest organs for the black market.
3
p1, p2, and p3 are admitted into the hospital after getting caught in an explosion.
3
p1 and p2 thought they had killed p3 and p4 in a fight, but didn't. They now search
the hospital to finish the job.
4
p1 and p2 are nurses that have been assigned to watch over p3.
3
p1 and p2 arrive to hospital so that they can check up on p3.

3
p1 is a dying cancer patient at the hospital. He1 has no one to talk to.
1
p1 had to take p2 to the hospital. p2 is apparently too embarrassed to admit why.

2
p1 and p2 are here to loot the drugs in the patients rooms.

2
p1 wakes up from a nine year coma.

1
p1 is brought into the hospital for a broken finger. What a wuss.

1
p1 came to the hospital because there is an arrow in his1 eye. He1 will be staying
for many days before the doctors remove it.
1
p1 is here for a sex change operation.

1
p1 and p2 entered the hospital because they saw a vending machine inside.
2
p1 and p2 enter the hospital so that they can sneak p3 out of there.
3
p1 and p2 are receptionists at the hospital.

2
p1 is sent to the hospital since there is a tree branch jabbed into him1.
1
p1 and p2 are at the hospital due to an incident that involves tree climbing.
2
p1 had lost his1 medical license many years ago, but is still a doctor.
1
p1 was born with glass bones and paper skin. He1 decided it would be best to stay
at the hospital after suffering a heart attack.
1
p1 and p2 are brought into the hospital in critical condition. They were in a car
accident.
2
p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 are at the hospital so that they can pay their final
respects to p6.
6
p1 gets lost in the hospital and can't find his1 out.

1
Bloodbath Events
p1 grabs a shovel.
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p1 grabs a sword.
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p1 jumps onto p2's back and the two of them run off into the distance.
2
p1 grabs an assault vest before fleeing the cornucopia.

1
p1 grabs a 3DS before fleeing the cornucopia.

1
p1 grabs a flash drive full of heliolisk porn before fleeing the cornucopia.
1

2
p1, p2, p3, p4 and p5 form an alliance.

5
2
p1 and p2 decide to team up for the immediate future.

2
p1 and p2 use ride pagers to flee the cornucopia.

2
p1 uses extremespeed and escapes the Cornucopia with ease.

1
2
1
p1 takes the time to shitpost on /vp/ before fleeing the Cornucopia.

1
1
p1 runs back and forth from the Cornucopia unsure of what to do.
1
Bloodbath Events
p1 hopes to see p2 get seriously fattened up after this.
2
p1 enters the arena looking like a total snack.

1
p1 reads the ruleboard and is delighted to see that anal voring is allowed.
1
While entering the arena, p1 looks for the fattest, juiciest tribute around.
1
p1 is here to kick gum and chew ass. And he1's all out of gum.
1
p1 overhears p2's rumbly stomach as they step into the arena together.
2
p1 purposely skipped breakfast in preparation for this game.

1
p1 plans on using this experience to prepare for his1 upcoming spot in the Fat Camp
code.
1
p1 wonders if ear vore is a thing. If it isn't, it will be after he1's done here
today.
1
p1 chases p2 into the arena in a frenzy.

2
p1 nervously looks around as he1 walks in.

1
p1, p2, and p3 preemptively signed a contract not to eat each other. Little do the
other two know, contracts mean nothing to p1!
3
Watching p2's fat ass shake as he2 enters the arena in front of p1 makes his1 mouth
salivate.
2
p1 wants to vore at least one tribute in each of his1 bodily orifices before this
is over.
1
p1, p2, p3, p4, p5, and p6 have no idea why they're here. They didn't sign up for
this at all.
6
p1, p2, and p3 chase p4, p5, and p6 into the arena.
6
p1, p2, p3, and p4 plan to perform a vore circle on one another.
4
p1 is already so fat that he1 can barely squeeze through the arena gate.
1
p1 hopes nobody notices that he1 already ate several people in anticipation before
arriving here.
1
p1 and p2 recognize p3 from DeviantArt.

3
p1 is insecure that he1 might taste bad to whoever ends up eating him1.
1
p1 is just here to smell p2's post-vore farts.

2
p1 stares in awe, jaw agape, at the massive entry gate. Who the hell thought an
arena for this kind of thing would be a good idea???
1
p1 has no idea what vore is.

1
p1 tries to leave upon arriving at the entry gate, but notices the bus he1 came on
has already taken off.
1
p1 makes a bet with p2 that he1'll be able to fit p3, p4, AND p5 in his1 mouth. At
the SAME TIME.
5
p1 has a sneaking suspicion p2 is going to try to lunge at him1 if he1 lets his1
guard down for even a second.
2
p1 gallops into the arena on a horse. Then eats it.

1
p1 is going to be sure to play with his1 prey as much as possible before finishing
them off.
1
p1 can feel his1 wildest dreams coming true as he1 steps into the arena.
1
p1 warily steps into the arena.

1
p1 is excited to devour the other tributes. And he1 has no intention of using his1
mouth to do it...
1
p1 doesn't think it'll be physically possible to fit an entire person into his1
mouth.
1
p1 deepthroats a banana in front of p2, p3, and p4 to prepare for the game.
4
p1 steps in through the gate, and feels like the arena itself has vored him1.
1
p1 cringes when he1 thinks about why p2 might be walking so stiffly into the arena.
2
p1 could have sworn he1 wasn't hungry before he1 saw the sign above the arena gate
that read "VORE" in big, capital letters.
1
p1 plans to write a hot, sexy fanfic following the events of this experience.
1
p1 has been reading *a lot* of DeviantArt fanfic to prepare him1self for this game.
1
p1 notices at least 12 different Sonic OCs in the crowd as he1 steps through the
gate.
1
p1 is worried about how painful it might be when whoever he1 vores has to come back
out.
1
p1 and p2 plan to share and eat p3 together.

3
p1 has been forcing coconuts in and out of his1 butthole for WEEKS to prepare for
this game!
1
p1 notices p2 staring at him1, licking his2 lips as he2 does so.

2
p1 gets a massive fucking boner as he1 steps into the arena.

1
p1 is ready to feast!
1
p1 has an entire arsenal of weird, fucked up fetishes, and he1 plans to act out
each and every one here.
1
p1's anus puckers in anticipation for this event.

1
p1 begs p2 to protect him1 from p3, who has already made it clear that he3 fully
plans on devouring and digesting p1 with no remorse whatsoever.
3
p1 brandishes his1 cock, ready to cock-vore the first person he1 sees.
1
As a professional Mukbang YouTuber, p1 is sure he1 has what it takes to win this
competition.
1
p1 turns on a body cam, hoping to be vored so he1 can jack off to the video later.
1
p1 feels like a predator about to strike his1 prey as he1 enters the arena.
1
p1 already sees p2 unsuccessfully trying to fit p3 into his2 mouth before the game
even begins.
3
p1 is excited to finally have an excuse to stick things up his1 ass.

1
Ever since he1 was little, all p1 ever wanted out of life was to be gruesomely
eaten and digested.
1
It's too late to turn back by the time p1 realizes that this isn't the Voyeurism
Code.
1
p1 remembers that he1 already ate a big lunch before coming here.
1
p1's stomach loudly rumbles as he1 steps into the arena.

1
p1 is aiming to speedrun the Any% WR for eating an entire person.

1
Bloodbath Events
1

1

3
4

2
p1 grabs a dartgun.
1
p1 finds a bag full of glowing potions.

1
p1 clutches a patch kit and runs away.

1
p1 runs away with a funnel and some rope.

1
p1 snatches a keg of cider and some rope.
1
p1 grabs a saddlebag, not realizing it is empty.

1
p1 grabs a saddlebag and retreats.

1
p1 grabs a clutch of glowing green eggs.

1
Bloodbath Events
p1 flies into the island on his1 private helicopter.
1
p1, p2, and p3 fly in on a helicopter.

3
p1 and p2 are here to make a fortune off of dino DNA.

2
p1 is just here because of the resort package.

1
p1 and p2 arrive too late for the triceratops rides.

2
p1 insist that he1 spared no expense when creating the park.

1
p1 is only here to bitch about the scientific inaccuracies of the dinosaurs.

1
p1 and p2 are devastated to learn that that you can't ride the tyrannosaurus.
2
p1, p2, and p3 find out that dinosaurs DO move in herds.

3
Wanting to buy their favorite dinosaur, p1 tries to barter with p2; the ranger. p1
fails miserably.
2
Rather than look at all the big dinosaurs in the park, p1, p2, and p3 stare at some
wild Compys that wandered in.
3
p1, p2, and p3 head straight for the hadrosaur enclosure and mount some dinos!
3
p1 is here to prove his1 Chaos Theory, no matter what!

1
p1 heads to the aviaries.

1
p1 and p2 host a jousting contest with a couple of Pachys.

2
p1 is excited for his1 first day as an security intern.
1
p1 hears rumors that a pack of Velociraptors have escaped the park. p1 hopes to God
it stays a rumor.
1
p1 is here for the Indominus Rex and nothing else.

1
p1 releases the Gallimimus flock from their pens.

1
p1 and p2 race to the Visitor Center for some grub.

2
p1 heads to the Mosasaurus pool.

1
p1 takes a joy ride on a JP jeep, causing mayhem within the park.

1
p1, p2, and p3 take an educational tour about the wonders of DNA.
3
p1 steals some dino eggs when no one else is looking.

1
p1 is distraught when the Bronto Burgers contain no real dino meat.

2
p1 is just here to eat a dinosaur.

1
p1 and p2 decide to hang out at the beaches before entering the park.
2
p1 is a T-Rex fanboy and is here to make it everyone else's problem.

1
p1 walks around in his1 dinosona fursuit. No one seems or wants to question it.
1
p1 is actually a caveman who ended up here from a time anomaly.

1
p1 warns of an incoming storm. Everyone else ignores him1.

1
p1 receives a tour of the laboratory.

1
With a fossil sonar and a pick-axe, p1 is here to revive some vivosaurs!

1
p1 releases the Mosasaurus from containment. Near a crowded beach, no less!

1
p1 is deeply curious to find out what dinosaurs taste like.
1
p1 steals p2's Pebbles.

2
p1 is on the loose.
1
Bloodbath Events
p1 and p2 journey together to the Kingdom from the Eastern Lands.
2
p1 is tasked by the King to slay the Great Dragon.

1
p1 escapes from a coastal prison and washes up on the Kingdom shores.

1
p1 enters the Kingdom to uncover the mystery of the druids.

1
p1 gets plane shifted by a wizard into the Kingdom.

1
p1 rolls up his1 stats. He1 decides to become a Fighter.

1
p1 rolls up his1 stats. He1 decides to become a Wizard.

1
p1 rolls up his1 stats. He1 decides to become a Priest.

1
p1 rolls up his1 stats. He1 decides to become a Thief.

1
p1 rolls up his1 stats. He1 decides to become a Monk.

1
p1 rolls up his1 stats. He1 decides to become a Paladin.

1
p1 rolls up his1 stats. He1 decides to become a Bard.

1
p1 abandons his1 life on the farm to become an adventurer.

1
p1, p2, p3 and p4 use lighbulbs to fake being Light Warriors.

4
p1 summons p2 from another point in history.

2
p1 draws a magic sword from a stone and begins his1 adventure.

1
p1 enters the Kingdom to investigate a demon cult.

1
p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 meet in a bar.
5
p1 awakens from a magical sleep deep in the heart of the Black Forest.
1
p1 is knighted by the King and sent on a quest to defeat the Dark Lord.
1
p1 sets out on a quest to destroy the evil Ring of Shadows.

1
p1 is tasked by the Church to investigate rumors of witchcraft.

1
p1 awakens in a field with no memory of who he1 is.

1
p1 becomes an adventurer in the hopes of wooing p2.

2
p1 hopes he1 rolled enough starting hit points.

1
p1 imports his1 save game at starts out at a higher level.

1
p1 loses his1 save game and is forced to start at Level 1.

1
p1 uses a save editor to start at over the level cap.

1
p1 goes adventuring in hopes of buying out the entire Kingdom one day.
1
p1 doesn't know it yet, but p2 is actually his1 long lost father.

2
It was a dark and stormy night when p1 showed up.

1
p1 believes that he1 is the protagonist of this story.

1
p1 decides that he1 will be the quirky sidekick of this story.

1
p1 hopes that p2 will make him1 his2 love interest.

2
An oracle predicts p1 will help save the land from darkness.

1
An oracle predicts that p1 will bring doom upon the land.

1
The Great Dragon removes p1's heart and tells him1 to come take it back.
1
p1 flees to the Kingdom with p2 and p3 both hot on his1 tail.

3
An NPC named p1 becomes self-aware and swears to bring meaning to his1 life.
1
p1 reforges the sword of his1 father and begins his1 adventure.

1
p1 grumbles because he1 was hoping for a sci-fi setting.

1
p1 ruins everyones suspension of disbelief by crashing a spaceship into a mountain.

1
p1 begins his1 quest to turn lead into gold.

1
p1 is told by a strange wizard that he1 is the child of the Dark Lord.
1
p1 makes a grand escape from a demon cult that was holding him1 hostage.
1
p1 is sent by the Dark Lord to cause chaos in the Kingdom.

1
p1 accepts his1 first quest of killing ten rats.

1
p1 returns from a decade of training to battle p2.

2
p1 begins his1 noble quest of avenging his1 deceased parents.

1
p1 and p2 land their airship in a dusty field.

2
p1 changes servers to join the game.

1
Bloodbath Events
p1 stabs p2, but he2 is immune to stabbings.
2
p1 grabs a knife.
1
Bloodbath Events
p1 finds the deed to a mansion atop a hill in the Cornucopia
1
p1 finds the deed to a Candy Shop in the Cornucopia, but he1 wanted to be a
dentist.
1
p1 becomes king of the stray cats!

1
p1 has his1 fortune told by a mystique in the Cornucopia
1
p1 has his1 wallet stolen by p2, but still has everything that was inside of it.
2
p1 gets a job at a local fast-food restaraunt.

1
p1 hopes for a new life far different than his1 last.

1
p1 rents a house atop an active volcano to plot his1 evil schemes.

1
p1 arrived by stowing away.

1
p1 buys a shop then buys stock in his1 own business.

1
p1 and p2 rent an apartment together. They're roommates!

2
p1 arrives in a garbage bin floating on the water.

1
p1 is special, his1 mommy says so!

1
p1 swam all the way to the docks from his1 home.

1
p1 arrives on top of a swimming p2.

2
p1 hitched a ride on a helicopter to the city.

1
p1 had a crappy flight to the city, seated in front of a crying baby.

1
p1 forgot his1 luggage on the boat and has no clean clothes.

1
p1 came to the city for Comic-Con, but has no money and has to stay.
1
p1 and p2 buy a vacant building and start up a detective agency together.

2
p1 hits all the shops in the city, buying 10 new pairs of pants and shoes.
1
p1 tries to sink a ship that p2 and p3 are on, but chickens out at the last second.
3
p1 is being forced to adapt to modern life after living his1 whole life in the
wild.
1
p1 and p2 immediately hit the city's tourist attractions, with p3 barely keeping up
with them.
3
p1 becomes a reporter for the local newspaper to hide his1 true identity.
1
Bloodbath Events
p1 is a Class 3 Dark Wizard.
1
p1 flies in on a broomstick.
1
p1 teleports in.
1
p1, p2, and p3 set out to destroy all of p4's Horcruxes.

4
p1 is fresh out of wizard school and ready to kill.

1
p1, p2, p3, and p4 form a party and go on an epic quest.

4
p1 informs p2 that he2's a wizard, much to his2 surprise.

2
p1 walks up to p2, claiming to be a magical princess from another dimension.

2
p1 kisses a frog, which turns back into p2.

2
p1 and p2 are already in the midst of a wizard's duel.

2
p1 jumps out of a cauldron.

1
p1, p2, and p3 arrive to upgrade a relic to Class 2.

3
p1, p2, p3, and p4 wake up to find that their races have been magically changed.
They set out to find what the rules are.
4
p1 emerges from the land of spells and fairies!

1
p1 wants to steal p2's beauty to make himself1 prettier

2
p1's actually thousands of years old, he1 just looks much younger because of magic.
1
p1 ends up here after travelling through a portal he1 found in his1 house.
1
p1 learned magic in hopes of finding out how to undo a curse placed on him1.
1
p1 wants to cook and eat p2's familiar.

2
p1 and p2 are Wizard Cops, hoping to bring Wizard Criminals p3 and p4 to justice.
4
p1 hires p2, p3, and p4 to "get that nasty dragon".

4
p1 claims to be a Pinball Wizard.

1
p1 must collect the seven mystical something-or-others.

1
Bloodbath Events
p1 moves to New York because their home in Sokovia was destroyed.
1
p1 and p2 are mutant siblings.

2
p1 guards the Sanctum Santorum since he1 is the Sorcerer Supreme!

1
p1 develops strange new powers after being bitten by that radioactive spider.
1
p1, a super-soldier veteran from WW2, is found frozen in ice and is thawed out.
1
p1, p2, p3, and p4 become the Fantastic Four after being exposed by cosmic
radiation.
4
p1 is a billionaire playboy who built a metallic suit of armor.

1
p1 turns big and green when he1 is angry because of their exposure to gamma
radiation.
1
The offspring of Odin himself, p1, is banished to Earth because of his1 arrogance.
1
p1 has superhuman senses after being blinded as a child by a radioactive substance.

1
p1 and p2 are just the split personalities of p3.

3
p1 is a Russian spy with a hot body.

1
p1 was a genius scientist who turned evil after he1 melded four metal tentacles to
their back.
1
p1, the spirit of vengeance, has a flaming skull for a head and rides a sick
motorcycle.
1
p1 is really good with a bow. That's about it.

1
p1 becomes the new Black Panther after his1 father died.

1
p1 is an android created by p2.

2
p1 can shrink, grow, and control ants with the suit he1 stole from Hank Pym.
1
p1 has to wear a special visor to prevent him1 from discharging lasers from their
eyes.
1
p1 is a shapeshifter who currently looks exactly like p2.

2
p1 is just some D-Tier villain that nobody remembers.

1
p1 and p2 are the loyal servants of the all powerful Thanos.

2
p1 bonds with an alien symbiote, giving them unnatural abilities.

1
p1, p2, and p3, AKA the Guardians of the Galaxy, crash land in New York.
3
p1 becomes a Marvel legend after curing his1 crippled body with a vampire bat bite.
(Pilates helps)
1
p1 comes to New York in hopes of finding the Time Stone.

1
p1 and p2 move to New York after graduating from Professor Xavier's School for
Gifted Youngsters.
2
p1 isn't from this Universe, but they are here anyways.

1
p1 comes to New York to warn the other tributes on the arrival of Thanos.
1
p1 is a vigilante determined to take down the Kingpin.

1
p1 will be played by Tom Cruise in the movie version of this comic book.
1
p1 wants nothing more than to kill his1 arch-enemy p2.

2
p1 is the best there is at what he1 does, but what he1 does isn't very nice.
1
p1, p2, p3, p4, p5, and p6 form the Sinister Six to take down the wall-crawling
menace.
6
p1 breaks p2 out of prison so they can both wreck more havoc together.
2
p1 falls into a pit of electric eels, giving him1 electricity powers.

1
p1 has a metal arm. Awesome!

1
p1 becomes the herald of Galactus and gets a shiny new surfboard.

1
p1 and p2 are accidently brought into this universe by p3.

3
p1 is from the year 2099.

1
p1 secretly works for Hydra.

1
p1 is an old and grizzled super hero, ready to put the suit on one last time.
1
p1 is being trained to be a hero by p2.

2
p1 only became a superhero because he1 was bored.

1
p1 decided that even this place is better to live in than California.

1
p1 is the most powerful telepath in the world. Too bad he1 is also bald and
wheelchair-bound.
1
p1 clocks into work at the Daily Bugle.

1
p1, p2, p3, p4, p5, and p6 become the Avengers after being contacted by Nick Fury.
6
p1 only wants to turn p2 into a lizard person like himself1

2
Bloodbath Events
Oh look it's the famous jeste(r/r/r/r/rs1) p1, who'(s/s/s/s/ve1) come to annoy
everyone as long as [typeA1] liv(es/es/e/es/e1).
1
Old p1 (is a/is a/is a/is a/are1) merry fell(ow/ow/ow/ow/ows1), Bright blue
[typeC1] (jacket/jacket/jacket/jacket/jackets1) (is/is/is/is/are1), and [typeC1]
boots are yellow. None has ever caught [typeB1] yet, for p1, [typeA1] is the
Master(:/:/:/:/s:1) [TypeC1] songs are stronger songs, and [typeC1] feet are
faster.
1
p1 (comes/comes/comes/comes/come1) in, riding on a giant cockroach. Don't ask.

1
p1... great (barbarian/barbarian/barbarian/barbarian/barbarians1) from the north

seeking to conquer new lands for (his/her/their/its/their1) kingdom.
1
p1... (a powerful wizard/a powerful wizard/a powerful wizard/a powerful

wizard/powerful wizards1) questing for the secret of immortality.
1
p1... Elven (Warden/Warden/Warden/Warden/Wardens1) sworn to protect Nature, with

(his/her/their/its/their1) own life if need should arise.
1
p1... (Master/Master/Master/Master/Masters1) of Death waging war against the forces

of Life.
1
p1... a young (King/Queen/King/King/King1) on a mad quest to rule the world.

1
(Player1:1+1) and (Player2!1+1) decide to join forces as fellow travelling nomads

seeking the thrill of the hunt.
2
(Player1:1+1) tells (Player2!1+1) that they were a wizard all along and don't
deserve to be near muggle trash.
2
(Player1:1+1), (Player2!1+1), (Player3!1+1), (Player4!1+1), (Player5!1+1) and

(Player6!1+1) form an alliance to rid the Earth of subhuman scum like (Player7!P1).
7
p1 (is a vampire/is a vampire/is a vampire/is a vampire/are vampires1) who sucks

people's blood, but not from their necks, but from their dicks. It's not gay, trust
me bro.
1
(Player1:1+1) starts a cult, which (Player3!1+1), (Player4!1+1), (Player5!1+1),

(Player6!1+1), (Player7!1+1), (Player8!1+1), (Player9!1+1) and (Player10!1+1)
eagerly join.
10
(Player1:1+1) kisses (a frog/a frog/a frog/a frog/multiple frogs2), which then

(proceeds/proceeds/proceeds/proceeds/proceed2) to turn into the famous
(prince/princess/prince/prince/princes2) (Player2!1+1).
2
p1 (comes/comes/comes/comes/come1) from a royal bloodline that decree that their
blood must be pure no matter what. Don't worry, they're not deformed (yet).
1
p1 (is a master alchemist/is a master alchemist/is a master alchemist/is a master

alchemist/are master alchemists1), with the skill to transmutate anything into
anything they want.
1
(Player1:1+1) revives (Player2!1+1) as [typeC1] undead slave.

2
p1 (realizes/realizes/realizes/realizes/realize1) that this peace is what all true

warriors strive for.
1
p1 just (wonders/wonders/wonders/wonders/wonders/wonder1) what p2's up to.

2
p1 and [typeC1] minions have seized the island of Koridai.

1
It is written, only p1 can defeat p2.

2
p1 is under attack by the evil forces of p2! p3 is going to aid [typeB1].

3
p1 can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!

1
Despite being from a race of barbaric, monstrous beasts that pillage and destroy
everything they come across p1 somehow (knows/knows/knows/knows/know1) what menus
are.
1
(Player1:1+1) (digs/digs/digs/digs/dig1) up (Player2!1+1)'s

(corpse/corpse/corpse/corpse/corpses2), then (revives/revives/revives/revive1) it
as [typeC1] undead (slave/slave/slave/slave/slaves2).
2
p1 (is a vampire/is a vampire/is a vampire/is a vampire/are vampires1) desperately

looking for a cure to [typeC1] vampirism.
1
A party is started with (Player1:1+1) as the

(knight/knight/knight/knight/knights1), (Player2!1+1) as the
(mage/mage/mage/mage/mages2), (Player3!1+1) as the
(rogue/rogue/rogue/rogue/rogues3), and (Player4!1+1) as the
(bard/bard/bard/bard/bards4).
4
An ancient evil awakens, going by the name of p1.

1
p1 is lost, [typeA1] (was/was/was/was/were1) supposed to be out adventuring as a

pirate but now they're here for some reason.
1
p1 just spontaneously ended up here, the last thing [typeA1]
(remembers/remembers/remembers/remembers/remember1) is that [typeA1] got hit by a
truck.
1
(Player1:1+1), (Player2!1+1), (Player3!1+1), (Player4!1+1) and (Player5!1+1) are on

a quest to claim the Holy Grail.
5
A group of time travelers from the future arrive, but are promptly killed out of
fear by p1.
1
p1 used to be (an adventurer/an adventurer/an adventurer/an

adventurer/adeventuers1) like p2, until [typeA1] took an arrow to the
(knee/knee/knee/knee/knees1).
2
p1, p2, p3, p4 and p5 are all blue-haired swordsmen with capes. p6 incomprehensibly
(seethes/seethes/seethes/seethes/seethe6) at their mere existence.
6
p1 and p2 are on a quest to find the lost city of Atlantis.

2
Since the dawn of creation, the Gods created man and woman. Also p1 was there. We
don't really know how. [TypeA1] just showed up smoking a big pipe.
1
p1 came here mostly just because [typeA1] (wants/wants/wants/wants/want1) to fuck

monster girls.
1
Wherever p1 (is/is/is/is/are1), they must also rape.

1
p1 (comes/comes/comes/comes/come1) from the generically Eastern lands of Nippon

(Easternese for Sunrise Land).
1
Oh lo and fear the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Harbingers of Doom, Bringers of

Conquest, War, Pestilence, Famine, and Death, and also known as p1, p2, p3, p4, and
p5. And also p6. Can't forget p6.
6
(Player1:1) and (Player2!1+1) are bandits ready to steal anything from anyone who
comes along their way. Except for (Player3!1). They don't mess with [typeB3].
3
p1 (has/has/has/has/have1) come to retake the holy land and slay infidels.

1
Hail (emperor/empress/emperor/emperor/emperors1) p1, and their

(bride/bride/bride/bride/brides2) p2. Doesn't matter to p1 if they were (a guy/a
guy/a guy/a guy/guys2) at first or not.
2
p1's just (a humble fisherman/a humble fisherwoman/a humble fisherman/a humble

fisherman/a bunch of humble fishermen1). Nothing ominous to see here. Definitely no
skeletons in their closet. Not at all.
1
p1, p2, p3 and p4 are all migrants from a country plagued by war.
4
(Player1:1), (Player2!1+1), (Player3!1+1) and (Player4!1+1) are a team that just

assembled from a meeting in a tavern.
4
p1 (speaks/speaks/speaks/speaks/speaketh1) liketh this, and some of thee just has't

to dealeth with yond kind of t'rrible knowledge.
1
p1 went mad reading books of romantic chivalry, and now seek to become the greatest
(knight/knight/knight/knight/knights1) of all.
1
p1 (meets/meets/meets/meets/meet1) p2, and (says/says/says/says/say1) to [typeB2]

"(I/I/I/I/We1) a(m/m/m/m/re1) p1, and p1 means (me/me/me/me/us1)!"
2
p1 (comes/comes/comes/comes/come1) from the generically Middle Eastern lands called

Arabianic, where their main export is suicide bombers and goats.
1
p1, p2, p3 and p4 are on a quest to drop a cursed ring into a pit of fire.
4
p1's plan for winning is fusing (a sword/a sword/a sword/a sword/swords1) to

[typeC1] (hand/hand/hand/hand/hands1).
1
p1 (proclaims/proclaims/proclaims/proclaims/proclaim1) the beginning of the p1ian

age, year one!
1
p1 yearn(s/s/s/s/1) for true gender equality.

1
(Player1:1) (is a crusader/is a crusader/is a crusader/is a crusader/are

crusaders1) who (has/has/has/has/have1) a kleptomania problem. (Player2!1+1) (is a
highwayman/is a highwaywoman/is a highwayman/is a highwayman/are highwaymen2) who
may or may not have killed p1's (family/family/family/family/families1) without
[typeB1] knowing. And this is Jackass.
2
p1 (has/has/has/has/have1) a ring that they'll never let anyone take from them,
ever.
1
(Player1:1) regularly (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) babies and women. But don't

worry, [typeA1]'(s/s/s/s/re1) working with the saintly (Player2!1+1), so it's fine.
2
p1 only (has/has/has/has/have1) one weak spot, and that's in [typeC1]

(heel/heel/heel/heel/heels1).
1
p1 (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) wood by punching apart trees.
1
p1 (has/has/has/has/have1) come to buy and sell as many slaves as possible.

1
p1 just appeared from nowhere, wielding a chainsaw and a shotgun, killing demons.
1
p1 ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) come to this great land to seek [typeC1] very own sun.
1
For some reason, p1 ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) green skin. p1 sa(ys/ys/ys/ys/y1) [typeA1]

c(a/a/a/a/o1)me from a land deep underground where everyone has green skin. No
one's sure whether this is true or not.
1
No one expects the Inquisition! Consisting of (Player1:1), (Player2!1+1), and

(Player3!1+1), their main weapons are such diverse elements as fear, surprise,
ruthless efficiency, almost fanatical devotion to (Player4!1+1), and nice red
uniforms.
4
p1 was abandoned as (a child/a child/a child/ a child/chilren1) and were raised by

wolves.
1
A comet fell from the heavens and landed, creating a crater the size of which can't
be believed. And from that crater, p1 rose.
1
p1 ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) never invested into any stat except for luck. The result is that
[typeA1] (is/is/are/is/are1) pathetically weak, but also godly in terms of having
things handed to [typeB1].
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p1('s/'s/'s/'s/ are1) not actually (a sorcerer/a sorcerer/a sorcerer/a

sorcerer/sorcerers1). p1 (is/is/is/is/are1) actually (a saucerer/a saucerer/a
saucerer/a saucerer/saucerers1), which is a type of wizard that specializes in
sauce magic.
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p1 and p2 are on a quest to find the philosopher's stone.

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p1 (is/is/is/is/are1) on a quest to find the meaning of life, existence, and

everything in between.
1
p1 ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) gone through 6 wives already, and will go through 6 more if not
stopped by the Church.
1
p1 ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) done nothing but reset for the past three hours in an attempt to
start off with slightly okay items.
1
p1, p2, p3, p4 and p5 are on a quest to find the legendary MacGuffin.
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p1 ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) three constant policies; pillage, rape, and burn. In that order.
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p1 is told by p2 that [typeA1] (is/is/are/is/are1) the Chosen

(One/One/One/One/Few1) of legend, and that only [typeA1] can beat the Dark Lord p3.
3
p1 (is/is/is/is/are1) just (a guy/a girl/a guy/a guy/guys1) who like giving cute
(women/men/women/women/women1) headpats. Haha, that's our p1...
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p1 ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) one plan for success; GRUELING SPEED, GABEN FEED.

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p1 and p2 are soulmates, forever cursed to never find true love with each other.
2
p1 and p2 are infamous pirates, known across the world for exporting goods, killing
sailors, and taking loot.
2
p1 (is/is/is/is/are1) a tired old war veteran, seeking only to rejoin [typeC1] old
comrades once more in the afterlife.
1
Whatever p1 se(es/es/es/es/e1), [typeA1] shall devour.

1
Enter p1, world's greatest exper(t/t/t/t/ts1) in analyzing the tax policies of

various rulers.
1
p1 (is/is/is/is/are1) here to kill p2. That's [typeC1] mission. It's not a hope or
a dream, it's like a hunger; a thirst.
2
p1 exi(ts/ts/ts/ts/t1) from an outhouse in the middle of a swamp.

1
p1 (is/is/is/is/are1) on a quest to get p2, p3, p4 and p5 to fuck off from [typeC1]
swamp.
5
p1 (is/is/is/is/are1) the storm that is approaching.

1
p1 summo(ns/ns/ns/ns/n1) p2 from centuries in the future, simply to get someone who

can beat p3.
3
As it turns out, p1 ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) been behind everything, from corrupting p2 (who

corrupted p3 (who corrupted p4)), to being behind all of p5's troubles, to being
p6's master, to also being behind p6 who was supposed to be behind everything but
not really.
6
p1 ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) come to bring the trading of slaves to this magical and

whimsical land.
1
p1 (is/is/is/is/are1) out to kill every single goblin. And every troll. And every
orc. And every dragon. And every elf. Basically everything that isn't human.
1
Despite what it seems, p1 debuted in Super Smash Bros. Melee first, not here.
1
p1 w(as/as/as/as/ere1) originally named Belf, but the translators fucked up and

named [typeB1] p1 instead.
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p1 takes an AK-47.
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p1 takes a M-14, he1 tries to kill p2 with it, but fails.

2
p1 steals from p2 a XH-05 Xiuhcoatl (AKA mexican rifle).

2
p1 takes a machete.
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p1 grabs a bag full of peyote.

1
p1, p2, and p3 steal a car.

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p1 grabs a photo of Donald Trump and runs away.

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p1 trots towards the front lines while p2 bangs two coconuts together.
2
p1 marches towards the front lines with p2, p3 & p4.

4
p1, p2, p3, p4 & p5 swear allegiance to p6.

6
p1 gets on a horse and gallops towards the front lines.

1
p1, p2 & p3 swear an oath at a peach garden and become bound by blood.
3
p1 inspects his1 army's siege weaponry before heading to the front lines.
1
p1 is told to be his1 army's doctor despite having no medical experience.

1
p1 & p2 promise to meet back home after the war and head to the front lines.
2
p1 is told to capture an enemy keep within one week or he1 will be executed.
1
p1 fortifies his1 city to strengthen it against incoming attacks.

1
p1 collects taxes from the local peasantry in order to pay for the continued war.
1
p1 serves no King and declares himself1 to be the Black Knight.

1
p1, p2, p3, p4 & p5 embark on a quest for the Holy Grail.
5
p1 steps out of his1 tent and nearly gets shot by an arrow. It's one of those days.
1
p1 throws a wench out of his1 bed. The night is over. It's time to go to war.
1
p1 is given a top-of-the-line crossbow by his1 King and heads towards the front
lines.
1
p1 can't decide between a spear and an axe, so he1 takes a halbard with him1.
1
p1 walks over the corpses of his1 countrymen as he1 makes his1 way to war.
1
p1, p2 & p3 form a cavalry unit and charge off into battle.
3
p1 escorts a catapult towards the front lines, hoping it will smash his1 enemies.
1
p1 is considered to be a noble, but heads off to war to show the peasants how it's
done.
1
p1 & p2 meet to discuss the strategy for the upcoming battle.

2
p1 is tired of being the court jester and joins the war effort to prove his1 worth.
1
p1 mixes a barrel of pitch and loads it onto a wagon headed for the front lines.
1
p1 believes he1 is unbeatable and decides to go to battle without armor.

1
p1 calmly walks towards the front lines, still covered in blood from the previous
war.
1
p1 & p2 fight in a brief skirmish near the front lines before backing away.
2
p1 carries his1 King's heraldry towards the front lines.

1
p1 reluctantly goes to war, but thinks about running away to be with his1 family.
1
p1 is already at the front lines as part of a scouting mission.

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p1 briefs p2 and p3. It turns out they already know more than p1.
3
p1 arrives straight from Washington.

1
p1, p2, p3, p4, p5, and p6 all book seperate rooms in seperate hotels just in case.
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p1 consults his1 orders one last time before incinerating them.

1
p1 asks p2 for the daily password. p2 correctly answers "Abaddon."

2
p1, p2, and p3 all make sure they park facing the same direction, just in case.
3
p1, p2, and p3 still can't believe that their boss was serious about the job. It's
lunacy.
3
p1 calls p2. But p2 doesn't answer because he2 already realizes what p1 wants to
tell him2.
2
p1 goes to the local junk yard to get to the bottom of things.

1
p1 can't make anymore mistakes. Not after Iron Mountain.

1
p1, p2, p3, and p4 all take the same bus into town, but don't acknowledge each
other until they're sure the coast is clear.
4
p1 gets started on the microfilm machine in the basement of the library.

1
p1 grabs a local newspaper, takes one look at the headline, and immediately calls
p2 in a panic.
2
p1 isn't sure if p2 is what he2 claims to be.

2
p1 confirms that tonight's moon will be completely full before preparing.

1
p1 finishes the passports and other IDs. If things go bad, he1 and p2 are booking
the first flight to Ecuador.
2
p1 calls the sheriff's department, but they've never heard of a Sheriff Harwood.
1
p1 and p2 check with the University to make sure there's no mistake. There's no
mistake.
2
p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 can't get a good read on p6. That worries them.
6
p1 goes to the bathroom. When he1 returns, p2 notices fresh ink stains on the side
of his1 dominant hand.
2
The first thing p1 does is buy a burner and puts p2's and p3's number in the speed
dial.
3
p1 asks for Room 134 at the Open Arms Motel, but the innkeeper already gave it to
p2. Come to think of it, p2 asked for that room specifically, too.
2
p1 reads the local town bulletin board. He1 takes down the lost dog flyer, but not
before comparing the number with the number from Fresno. It's a match.
1
p1 calls the front desk and asks for a wake-up call at 3:33 am. p2 gets antsy. He2
thought it wasn't him1 for sure.
2
p1 and p2 investigate the graffiti under the bridge. They find the rising sun
drawing and the trumpet icon particularly worrying.
2
p1 has to be back in Atlantic City in five days. Any longer than that, and there's
nothing left for him1 back there.
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p1 notes that there are three Masonic lodges within a fifty mile radius. That
information will prove critical.
1
p1, p2, p3, p4, p5, and p6 agree to meet up back where they first met in a week. Or
at least, whoever is still alive.
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The first thing p1 does is buy a pistol and one hundred rounds under the table, no
questions asked.
1
p1 looks at p2's picture again. He1 can't believe he2 has gone over to their side.
There must be a mistake.
2
The first thing p1 does is buy a shovel, rubber gloves and boots, 80 pounds of
concrete mix, a 100-pack of zipties, and a chemical sprayer.
1
p1, p2, and p3 all agree that p4's actions are bad for business and he4 needs to
disappear quietly.
4
p1 and p2 visit the funeral home and pump the undertaker for information. Turns
out, seven people have died from it just this past month.
2
p1 almost touches it without gloves, but p2 stops him1. "Three seconds of exposure
means three days of dying," he2 says.
2
p1 calls p2 for the first time in three years. p2 has been dreading this call.
2
p1 and p2 veto p3's nail bomb idea. That would bring too much heat.
3
p1 can always tell if what he1 is seeing is real or not, so he1 doesn't report the
visions to p2.
2
p1 gives p2 a kilo up front with more to come if he2 does good work.
2
p1 notices that p2 has some kind of accent, but can't place it.
2
p1 and p2 don't care if they're civilians. They saw what they shouldn't and and so
they take them out.
2
Before they head out, p1 makes sure that p2 has a will prepared.
2
p1, p2, and p3 do not say a single word to each other during the three-hour drive
out there.
3
Before heading out, p1 does a Tarot reading for p2. p1 lies about the results to
not scare him2.
2
Before heading out, p1 shaves off his1 hair to not be recognized.

1
It's either this job or back to prison. p1 is never going to prison again.
1
p1 is only doing this job to finance his1 pet project in Suriname.

1
The first thing p1 does is research extradition laws.

1
On the way, p1 gives p2 and p3 a crash course in Kabbalah.

3
Before heading out, p1 has p2 memorize the names and faces of every local
politician who makes more than 100k a year.
2
p1 and p2 spend the first day figuring out how much bribe money they're going to
need to even start.
2
p1 is very careful to hide his1 Israeli accent from p2.
2
p1 goes to the library, grabs the copy of the Kalevala, turns to page 77, reads the
orders p2 left him1, then tears the page out and eats it.
2
p1, p2, and p3 all figure it out at the same time, but it's too late. By the time
they get to the trailer park, p4 is gone.
4
p1 sees p2's living area for the first time and wisely doesn't ask about all the
occult paraphernalia and summoning circles.
2
p1 spray paints a yellow triangle on the town's welcome sign. p2 will know what it
means, but the locals will just think it's vandalism.
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Bloodbath Events
Mailroom workers p1 and p2 are searching for the elusive Pepe Silvia
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p1 is a temp with a fear of commitment.

1
p1 is going to crash the stock market so hard it'll make the Great Depression look
like a fucking joke.
1
p1 lost a bet and now has to kick p2 up the arse.

2
Disgruntled worker p1 plans to mow down everybody in the building.

1
p1 arrives to file a complaint that the company's shoddy product burned his1 house
down
1
p1 is a "concerned citizen" here to "file" a "complaint" about the company

1
How bad can p1 possibly be? Let's see.

1
p1 doesn't actually work here, he1 just came in because it's cold as shit outside.
1
It's p1's first day, after graduating from school.

1
p1 makes some fiends to deal with p2, an annoying co-worker

2
p1, p2, p3, and p4 plan a heist on the company's vault.

4
p1, p2, and p3 are corrupt executives. These horrible crooks, so different in
looks, are nonetheless equally mean.
3
p1 has come to watch p2 suffer

2
p1's job is just to push buttons, but he1's still happy

1
p1's actions are narrated by an inexplicable British voice.

1
p1 attempts to scale the building with suction cups.

1
p1 is a bit miffed when p2 plans to bulldoze his1 house and build a bypass over it.
2
p1 is the big cheese, so to speak.

1
p1 faxes himself1 to work

1
p1 hires p2, an evil efficiency expert.

2
p1 discovers that once again all of his1 co-workers are mysteriously gone. This
time, however, they've been replaced by new ones.
1
p1 is a superhero working here as part of his1 secret identity

1
p1 takes the best parking spot, so p2 hires bounty hunters p3, p4, and p5 to take
him1 out.
5
This is a very sad story about the death of a person named p1.
1
p1 is the best damn salesman in the office.

1
p1 is a ten-foot tall, two ton son of a bitch who could eat a hammer and take a
shotgun blast standing.
1
p1 wakes up 15 minutes before work starts and goes through a series of wacky
misadventures to get there on time.
1
p1 applies for a job after a greaser gang sing-demands that he1 get one.
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p1 beats p2 up for a box of ammo.

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p1 gathers as much bullets and ammo as he1 can.

1
p1 is sent by the governor to track down and kill p2, p3 and p4.
4
p1, p2, p3 and p4 come to hide after a poorly executed heist.

4
p1, p2 and p3 come to hide after a poorly executed heist.

3
p1 comes to the city to kill p2, who killed p1's family years ago.
2
p1 and p2 form an alliance to get p3, who has a big bounty on his3 head.
3
p1 has escaped from the prison to re-meet with his1 partners p2 and p3.
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p1 and p2 bust in a prison to free their partner p3.

3
p1, p2 and p3 bust in a prison to free their partner p4.

4
p1, p2, p3 and p4 bust in a prison to free their partner p5.

5
p1 arrives in the town dragging a heavy-looking coffin with him1.

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p1 agrees to work together with p2, despite p2 is wanted for several crimes.
2
p1 comes to the town in an attempt to hide from bounty hunters who are after his1
head.
1
p1 is a bounty hunter who came to the town to find and kill wanted criminals.
1
p1 gets a poncho and decides to wear it, thinking he1 is Clint Eastwood.
1
p1 arrives in the town after being elected to be its new sheriff.

1
p1 takes a Colt revolver.

1
p1 takes a shotgun.
1
p1 takes a Winchester rifle.

1
p1 and p2 come to the town to take a shipment of gold they were assigned to
retrieve.
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A large man carries p1 on his back into the games.
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p1 is secretly a Russian spy sent to discover the secrets of p2 and p3.

3
p1, p2, and p3 decide to sneak off.

3
p1 plans to steal gold from every event p2 participates in.

2
p1 is here because p2 said that he1 was not good enough for the games.
2
p1 decided to show off, so he1 brought every gold medal that he1 won. p2 ends up
going blind from the reflected light.
2
p1 and p2 are from rival countries.

2
Despite that both of their countries are at war with each other, p1 and p2 become
great friends.
2
p1 has been training for his1 entire life for this moment.
1
p1 is socially awkward. He1 ends up spending the entire time looking for someone to
talk to.
1
p1 is socially awkward. When p2 and p3 try to greet him1, he1 begins to panic.
3
p1, p2, and p3 notice that p4 is heavily crippled. They all wonder what events he1
will participate in.
4
p1, p2, and p3 discuss politics. They start to fight within a few minutes.
3
p1, p2, and p3 discuss politics. It was a very peaceful time for them.
3
p1 and p2 brag about how many times they have been on a cereal box.
2
p1 stole some fireworks before leaving the ceremony.

1
p1 and p2's history with each other is a clouded mystery. Are they great friends or
rivals?
2
p1 and p2 take the opportunity to meet their adoring fans.

2
p1 and p2 decide to talk about all the medals they have won throughout all their
years in the Olympics.
2
p1 and p2 are rivals.

2
p1 is socially awkward. He1 ends up getting into a fight with p2.

2
p1 thought these were the Winter Olympics. He1 decides to stay anyway.
1
p1 has zero experience with sports, but was forced by his1 country to participate
in the games.
1
p1 plans to win gold this year. All he1 has to do is kill the competition.
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p1 grabs a revolver, some musket balls, and a powder horn.

1
p1, p2, and p3 join p4's pirate crew.

4
p1 stows away on p2's ship.

2
p1 steals a ship.
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p1 purchases rations for his1 crew.

1
p1 visits a tavern in search of a crew.

1
p1 finds a bag full of cannonballs.

1
p1 grabs a cutlass.
1
p1 runs away with some flint and steel.

1
p1 breaks p2's nose for a basket of seabiscuits.

2
p1 snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag, but ends up drinking all the alcohol.
1
p1 grabs some spare eye patches.

1
p1 and p2 set sail for Cartegena.

2
p1 sets sail for Barbados.

1
p1, p2 and p3 set sail for Liverpool.

3
p1, p2, p3, and p4 set sail for Cape Town.

4
p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 set sail for America.

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p1, p2, and p3 work together to get as many wenches on board as possible.
3
p1 sets sail for gold and glory.

1
p1 expects to be home by Christmas.

1
p1 isn't allowed to take his1 fiddle on board (player2)'s ship.

2
p1 is only here because he1 thinks pirates are hot.

1
p1 actually does take a bath in blood.

1
p1's mommy let's him1 become a pirate so long as he1 is home by 10:00.
1
p1 buys himself1 a parrot, and they get along quite nicely.

1
p1 buys himself1 a parrot, but kills the annoying-ass bird soon after.
1
p1 tells p2 about a ghost ship that haunts these waters.

2
p1 kills p2's father. He2 joins a pirate crew in hopes of vengeance.

2
p1 finishes his1 bottle of ale before boarding his1 ship.

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The tributes compare the size of their penises. p1 and p2 present their fuck holes
to p3 and ask to be bred with such manly cock.
3
p1 and p2 masturbate each other.

2
p1�s masterplan is sucking as many dicks as he1 can.

1
p1 hopes there will be animals at the orgy.

1
p1 is a furry and is here to yiff your ass apart.

1
p1 is unable to hide the giant boner in his1 pants.

1
p1 gathers as many condoms as he1 can.

1
p1 thinks this will finally be his1 chance to get intimate with his1 crush.
2
p1 yells at p2 that he2 has a nice ass.

2
p1 grabs p2 by the pussy.

2
p1 tells everyone about how proud he1 is of being a virgin.

1
p1 finds a couple of old cum bottles from the last orgy and drinks them.
1
p1 thinks traps are gay, p2 agrees.

2
p1 does the goatse in an attempt to impress p2.
2
p1 grabs the biggest dildo he1 can find.

1
p1 arrives wearing nothing more than a small, cute, pink speedo.

1
p1 clutches a pregnancy test just in case.

1
p1 grabs some condoms not realizing all of them have holes.

1
p1 runs away with a thight latex outfit and some rope.

1
p1 and p2 fight over who has the bigger dick but p1 and his1 tiny dick end up
getting impregnated.
2
p1 cums on p2's hair without him2 noticing.

2
p1 stares at the gigantic bulge sticking out of p2's silk thong.

2
A shy p1 moans like a little bitch next to p2 to get his2 attention.

2
p1 arrives at the orgy not wearing anything.

1
p1 rubs his1 crotch while watching p2 try out some dog masks.
2
p1 takes some viagra.

1
p1's penis starts leaking pre.

1
p1 expects to find some small illegal things in the orgy and do stuff that would
make Chris Hansen's head explode.
1
p1 puts on some dalmatian tights and a dog mask.

1
p1 is wearing a fursuit of his1 favorite animal.

1
p1 is wearing a Lycanroc Midnight fursuit.

1
p1 looks for a strong male to breed his1 companion, p2.

2
p1 snatches a bottle of pepper gas spray to protect himself1 from the sick fucks.
1
p1 is afraid this place will turn him1 into a flamboyant faggot.

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p1 runs to the infirmary and hides.
1
p1 talks with some guards and agrees to be a mole.

1
p1 finds some supplies for toilet wine.

1
p1 flirts with his1 intake officer.

1
Guards beat up on p1 before he1 can grab anything.

1
p1 starts going through withdraw when the infirmary ignores his1 Xanax scrip.
1
p1 grabs a bunch of orange jumpsuits.

1
The guards give p1 a very thorough cavity search.

1
p1 brings in several cartons of smokes.

1
p1 and p2 used to run the streets together and decide to run the cellblock
together.
2
p1 checks on the hash he1 smuggled in last time he1 was here.
1
p1 proceeds to stake out the gloryhole.

1
p1 grabs some toothbrushes to make into shivs later.

1
p1 manages to smuggle in a bottle of boat cleaner.

1
p1 and p2 hide cigs and weed under their mattresses.

2
Much to the chagrin of his1 cellmate p2, p1 gets a nice distillery set up in the
cell's toilet.
2
p1 wonders what the going price for a beej is these days.

1
p1 breaks p2's nose for a carton of cigs.
2
p1 can't wait to see p2 and his1 other friends on the inside.

2
Life on the outside ain't what it used to be. p1's coming home.
1
p1 is interrogated by a pair of good-looking TV detectives before being convicted.

1
p1 is happy that he1 can be as gay as he1 likes in prison.

1
p1 successfully smuggles a condom full of coke in up his1 ass.

1
p1 hopes the cafeteria has gluten-free organic fare.

1
Hardened pro p1 is assigned the same cell as fresh meat p2.

2
p1 and p2 are assigned to the same cell and quickly make friends.
2
p1 and p2 are assigned to the same cell and begin to dislike each other.
2
p1, p2, and p3 band together and split to their cigarettes to see what they can
buy.
3
p1, p2, and p3 whisper about escape plans.

3
p1, p2, and p3 decide to use p4 as a scapegoat for their shenanigans. he4 sure
looks like a patsy.
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"Ahhhhh... Paris MWAH MWAH, *GALLIA*! A breath of fresh, BAGUETTE SCENTED AIR
thanks to this IMPROMPTU vacat..." A local tells p1 to shutup.
1
p1 arrives in Paris, their eyes wide in awe of the city's history and beauty, ready
to embrace the adventure that awaits them.
1
p1 steps off the train in Paris, marveling at the grandeur of the city and longing
for a grand adventure.
1
p1 arrived at Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport with a twinkle in his1 eye, eager to
explore the city.
1
p1 and p2 get lost in the streets of Paris after arriving by plane. He2 spots p3 in
the distance and calls out to him3.
3
p1 and p2 are still searching for their missing luggage when they spot p3 walking
nearby. p1 and p2 explain their predicament and ask for his3 help.
3
p1, p2 and p3 are all searched by security at the airport. p4 steps in and offers
his4 passport to the security guard, who then allows the group to proceed.
4
p6 arrived at the train station, joining p1, p2, p3, p4 and p5 as they made their
way to Paris. He6 instructed the group to follow him6 to the city centre, eager to
explore the sites.
6
p1 and p2 decided to hop in a cab, while p3, p4, p5 and p6 took the metro, both
groups making their way to Paris.
6
As p1 arrived in Paris by train, he1 was promptly robbed by a group of locals.

1
p2 was able to successfully intimidate the locals and stop them from stealing from
p1.
2
p1 and p2 arrived by plane, but were met with mockery and ridicule from the locals.
2
p1 and p2 arrived in Paris by train and he1 couldn't help but admire the beauty of
the city as the train pulled into the station. p2 took p1's hand in and they both
smiled in anticipation of the romantic evening ahead.
2
As p1 and p2 arrived to Paris by train, he1 took his2 hand and pulled him2 into a
passionate embrace.
2
As p1 steps off the train from Paris, he1 is immediately captivated by the beauty
of the city. p1 can hear the sound of the accordion coming from a nearby cafe, and
the smell of freshly-baked croissants fills the air.
1
p1 and p2 arrive in Paris on a plane and quickly find themselves in the middle of a
bustling street market. As they navigate their way through the crowd, they stumble
across a stall selling handmade dolls
2
As the train rumbled into the station, p1 was surprised to see p2 already there,
accompanied by a mysterious mime dressed in a bright yellow suit. p1 waved to him2
and the mime in greeting.
2
As p1 exited the busy train station in Paris, a mime approached him1 and silently
mimed the beginning of a duel.
1
p1 stepped off the airplane in Paris and immediately noticed a group of hostile
refugees huddled in the corner of the terminal. p1 quickly made their way out of
the airport, avoiding the threatening stares.
1
p1 arrived in Paris by train and was immediately accosted by a group of thugs.

1
p1 was standing in line to board a train in Paris when he1 was robbed of his1 phone
by a mysterious figure.
1
p1 meets p2 at the airport and he1 is immediately taken aback by his2 beauty. p1
whisks p2 away to a romantic cafe in the heart of Paris.
2
p1 had joined the French Foreign Legion, and he1 had just arrived in Paris. p1 was
looking forward to a fresh start.
1
p1, p2, p3, p4, p5, and p6 all meet up at the Arc de Triomphe, celebrating their
arrival in Paris with a toast.
6
p1, p2, and p3 all meet in the airport caf�, ready for the journey ahead.
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p1 thinks he1 entered the wrong park, but he1 doesn't care.
1
p1 tells p2 about how he1 visited the park when he1 was younger.
2
p1 successfully sneaks into the park without paying.

1
p1, p2, & p3 Come to the park in the same car.

3
p1 uses his1 discount to enter the park.

1
p1 & p2 come to the park to have a nice, romantic date.

2
p1, p2, p3, p4, p5, & p6 get dropped off on the same bus.
6
p1 has his1 weapon confiscated before he1 can enter the park.
1
p1 is forced to relinquish his1 weapons before being allowed inside.

1
p1 buys a map of the park before going inside.

1
p1 steps through the gate with a cunning scheme to seize control of the park.
1
p1 & p2 travel from another country to come see the park as tourists.
1
p1 & p2 enter the park as part of their vaction.

1
p1 enters the park on an undercover mission from the FBI.

1
p1 finishes drinking his1 soda before entering the park.

1
p1 wakes up in the middle of the park with amnesia & a massive hangover.
1
p1 steals a ticket from p2, forcing him2 to buy a new one before entering.
2
p1 & p2 discuss the weather as they enter the park.

2
p1 is forced to dump all of the food out of his1 bag before being allowed in.
1
p1 hopes to find a good souvenir to buy in the park as he1 goes inside.
1
p1 enters the park carrying a backpack full of water bottles.

1
p1 loads up his1 wallet with money for the food stands before entering the park.
1
p1 enters the park to search for his1 lost friends.

1
p1, p2, & p3 enter the park hoping to find a way to get it shut down.
3
p1 throws a disposable cell phone into the trash before entering the park.
1
Even though he1 would rather be at home playing video games, p1 goes inside the
park.
1
p1 only enters the park because p2 forced him1 into doing it.
2
p1 only enters the park after being assured all of the plant life is artifical.
1
p1, p2, p3, & p4 enter the park to run physics experiments.
4
p1 realizes he1 missed his1 original turn-off, so he1 enters park.

1
p1 flirts with a security guard as he1 enters the park.

1
p1 enters the park while texting on his1 smart phone.

1
p1 wonders if Mr. Bones' Wild Ride will be as fun as the flyers say it is.
1
p1 enters the park so he1 can stalk p2.

2
p1 enters the park just to have fun.

1
p1 puts on a fake moustache & enters the park to hide from the police.
1
p1 enters the park single & ready to mingle.

1
p1 enters the park carrying a bag of tennis balls.

1
p1 enters the park carrying a chess board.

1
p1 cleverly sneaks a bag of drugs into the park.

1
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p1 stole his1 ship from Giants. He1 hopes that he1 does not get caught.
1
Before sailing, p1 buys books of sea shanties from Pirate p2.

2
A requirement to work with p1 is that you must wear two eyepatches. p2 and p3 join
instantly.
3
p1 is sent to capture the evilest of pirates, Captain p2.

2
p1 and p2 work for Captain p3. Both of them plan to kill him3.
3
p1 plans to bury treasure across the globe.

1
p1 was once a respectable privateer. He1 is now a pirate and sets sail with cruel
intent.
1
Before sailing, p1 puts up a Jolly Roger flag on the ship.

1
p1 sets up a black flag before departing.

1
p1 is a privateer that hunts for p2.

2
Captain p1 plans to plunder the world. p2 plans to stop him1.

2
p1 sets sail to discover Candy Island.

1
p1 sets sail to search for the legendary El Dorado.

1
p1 sets sail to search for the lost city of Atlantis.

1
p1 and p2 are pirate rivals.

2
p1 sets sail to find the thirteen ships of Marco Polo.

1
Drunk on rum, p1 steals a ship to escape from the rioting crowd he1 caused.
1
p1 and p2 buy pirate clothes for the crew before leaving. Can�t be pirates without
the right look.
2
p1 is a slave trader.
1
p1 illegally downloads a ship so that he1 can go pirating.

1
p1 aspires to be like Henry Avery.

1
p1 has an armada of ships protecting him1. He1 does not fear anyone.
1
p1 tries to start a pirate society with p2, p3, and p4. It doesn't work out.
4
p1 has a nice, shiny sword. He1 hopes to gut open p2 with it.
2
p1 leaves quickly so that he1 can avoid getting caught with the slaves in his1
ship.
1
p1 grabs as many oranges as he1 can before leaving.

1
A requirement to work with p1 is that you must wear two peg legs. No one joins, so
he1 sails off disappointed.
1
p1 hires p2 to be a part of his1 pirate armada. p2 is already planning to take

total control eventually.
2
p1 has an armada of ships. p2, p3, p4, p5 and p6 are helping him1 operate each and
every ship.
6
p1, p2, and p3 were all once great friends. Today, they all want to kill each other
at sea.
3
p1 stocks on limes before sailing away.

1
p1 makes sure to stock on extra prosthetic limbs for the journey.

1
p1's limbs have been replaced entirely with golden limbs. p2's greed causes him2 to
chase him1 across the globe for them.
2
p1 steals p2's gold. p2 is determined to get p1 to walk the plank for this crime.
2
p1, p2, p3, p4, p5, and p6 form a pirate society. It won't last long.
6
p1 has the greatest treasure of all. p2 and p3 are hired to help protect him1 at
all costs throughout his1 journey.
3
p1 and p2 decide to work together so that they can defend themselves from p3.
3
p1 and p2 are only doing this because they enjoy the killing.
2
p1 hears of a legendary ship that will bring him1 to space. He1 sets sail to find
it.
1
p1 tries to start a pirate society with p2, p3, and p4. They manage to make a deal.
4
p1 buys "Pirates for Dummies" before taking off. The first thing this book told
him1 was that he1 should have pirated the book.
1
p1 plans to sail home so that he1 can save his1 family from the Black Freighter.
1
A luxury ship was stolen by the hands of p1 and his1 crew. p2 is hired to retrieve
it and kill p1.
2
p1 gets his1 peg leg stuck in the flooring at the docks. He1 is forced to leave it
behind.
1
p1 stowaways on a ship.
1
p1 sets off to search for the Dutchman's Treasure. The map he1 is using is from a
board game.
1
p1 manages to loot the entire dock with his1 pirate crew. Everybody is determined
to collect the bounties on their heads.
1
p1 kills a merchant with a musket so that he1 can acquire more muskets for the
pirate crew before sailing off.
1
p1 sails off as fast as he1 can. He1 fears that p2 is after him1.
2
p1 had his1 treasure taken away by p2 and p3. He1 plans to find them both and to
make them suffer greatly.
3
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p1 is here to catch em� all!
1
p1 wants to be the very best, like no-one ever was.

1
p1 didn�t choose the Trainer life. The Trainer life chose him1.
1
p1 was given an Excadrill by his1 parents to start out. What bullshit.

1
Professor Oak asks p1 if they were a boy or a girl.

1
p1, p2, and p3 fight over who gets the charmander. None win, and they all end up
with pidgies.
3
p1, I CHOOSE YOU!

1
p1 and p2 embark as rivals, but they can�t decide who�ll be the asshole.
2
p1 reeks of trubbish, guess what p1�s starter is.

1
p1 threw a pokeball wildly into the tall grass. p1 caught a fucking Metagross.
1
p1 chose charmander, p2 chose squirtle, and p3 chose to mug professor oak and got a
dratini.
3
p1, having already beaten the pokemon league many times, sets out to do it again
because they were bored.
1
A wild p1 appeared!
1
p1 stole their starter from a child. They got a level 2 caterpie.

1
So i herd p1 lieks mudkipz. p1 received a mudkip.

1
p1 and p2 both receive eevees as starters. p1�s eevee smells funny though.
2
p1�s dad was the champion, and wanted him1 to go into the family business.
1
Pikachu got p1 as a starter, what a ripoff.

1
p1 is in love with p2. so in order to impress him2, he1 becomes a trainer with
him2.
2
p1 wants to be the second best, like one person already was.

1
p1, p2, p3, and p4 are secretly pokemon disguised as trainers, don�t tell anyone.
4
p1 and p2 are speedrunners, watch out.

2
p1 chose bulbasaur� what a bitch.

1
p1 is annoyingly singing the theme song.

1
p1 and p2 are youngsters, don�t put money on them winning.

2
p1 makes a grand entrance, riding his1 gyarados, and shooting fireworks in all
directions.
1
p1, p2, and p3 hold the professor at gunpoint to give them all pokemon.
3
p1 and p2 turn themselves into pokemon so they can live, eat, and fuck to their
hearts content.
2
p1 got no starter. Instead he1 got a rock.

1
p1 is already a pokemon master.

1
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p1 gets off the bus in the woods. He1 should have stayed in.
1
p1 has everything he1 needs in his1 bag.
1
p1 enjoys being outside in nature for once. Surely he1 won't be sick of it in a few
days.
1
p1 gets off the bus in a hurry, trying to ensure he1 finds good gear.
1
p1 realizes he1 had gotten off the bus without his1 bag.
1
p1 looks around at all the people gathering weapons, and realizes there aren't
enough for everyone. Better hurry.
1
p1 draws mysterious symbols in the dirt. The reasons of which are known only to
him1.
1
p1 sees an unusually large insect crawling on his1 leg.

1
p1 tries to remember what he1 saw on that outdoor survival program.

1
p1 came to Gravity Falls, believing taking part in the war would be beneficial to
his1 weight loss.
1
p1 never asked for an adventure, but here he1 is now, at Gravity Falls.
1
Trouble always seems to follow around p1. He1 can't even begin to imagine the
things that might happen to him1 here.
1
p1 climbs atop a tall tree get a good view of the land. Everything is on fire.
1
p1 wonders if there are any survivors left in Gravity Falls.

1
For some reason, p1 arrives to Gravity Falls in already war-torn clothes and
bruises.
1
p1 discovers a crack on the ground, leading to the center of the Earth.

1
p1 thinks that he1 could defeat Bill Cypher on his own.

1
p1 suddenly realizes how difficult actually surviving in the wild might be.
1
p1 is glad to be at Gravity Falls. They've dreamed of glorious battle their entire

life.
1
p1 came to Gravity Falls to build his1 fighting spirit.

1
p1 arrives at Gravity Falls on a bike with p2 riding in the back.

2
p1 and p2 has to share the contents of p1's bag because p2 didn't know that he2had
to bring his2 own.
2
p1 can't wait to spend a night camping together with p2.

2
p1 and p2 parachute in and land succesfully.

2
p1 plans to stick close to p2, assuming he2 would be a benifit to his1 survival.
2
p1 and p2 discuss their past experiences with the woods.

2
p1 is ready to show p2 just how good he1 is at surviving.

2
p1 and p2 compare the contents of each other's bags to see if there is anything
they would like to trade.
2
p1 and p2 walk in to the woods together to get a head start on their camp before
natural resources run short.
2
p1 and p2 help each other with their war paint.

2
p1 teaches p2 how to operate a crossbow.

2
The nice conversation between p1 and p2 doesn't last long as they both know one of
them will have to die here sooner or later.
2
p1 has eaten all of his1 rations on the way to Gravity Falls. He1 has started to
eat p2's rations as well.
2
p1 quickly rushes into the woods. p2 follows him2, assuming p1 is somebody who
knows what to do in the outdoors.
2
p1 and p2 bump fists before going their seperate ways.

2
p1 persistantly asks p2 to take him1 along so they could work as a team to survive.
2
p1 tells p2 that he1 doesn't think he2 has what it takes to survive Weirdmageddon.
2
p1 lays food on the floor to distract p2 so he1 can escape him2.

2
p1 came to Gravity Falls to find treasure. p2 tells him1 about more important
treasures like love and friendship.
2
p1 and p2 see each other for the first time and just know they were put in this
place to be each others' natural enemy.
2
p1 finds p2 absolutely stunning as he1 watches him2 get off the bus.
2
p1 distracts p2 while p3 steals from his2 bag.

3
p1 gets stuck in the bus doors because his1 bag was too big. p2 and p3 help him1
get free.
3
p1 and p2 begin fighting over a gun. p3 has to break them up before they kill each
other.
3
p1 and p2 are grateful to have p3 in their group because he3 can hold all of their
bags.
3
p1, p2, and p3 decide on each of their roles in the group to ensure their survival.
3
p1 takes the lead and starts giving orders to p2 and p3.

3
p1 accidentally pulls the pin on a tear gas grenade, forcing his1 group to scram.
3
p1 and p2 make fun of p3 for only carrying fake brand items in his3 survival bag.
3
p1 and p2 jump when they come across p3, thinking that he3 was some one of Bill's
demons.
3
p1 and p2 ask p3 if he3 wants to join their group. p3 gladly accepts, already
planning ways to stab them in the back.
3
p1 and p2 ask p3 why he3 showed up at Gravity Falls in full battle gear.
3
p1, p2, p3, and p4 find great gear and they look like a bunch of badasses.
4
p1 immediately gets second thoughts and attempts to desert. p2, p3, and p4 restrain
him1 before he1 can escape.
4
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p1 is a wandering barbarian, hoping to eat as many people as possible.
1
p1 is the mighty chief of his1 tribe. p2 and p3 are his1 main lackeys.
3
p1 is a hunter-gatherer. he1's hoping to gather as many hunters as he1 can.

1
p1 travels here from the present in his1 time machine.

1
p1, p2, p3, and p4 are a modern stone-age family.

4
p1 goes to his1 banana hoard to find that it's been stolen by the fiendish p2.
2
p1 rides in on a pterodactyl.
1
p1 is undergoing a coming-of-age ritual to become a man (or a woman, depending)

1
p1 travels from the present to visit p2, his1 ancestor.

2
A dinosaur walks by and pukes out p1, who groggily gets up.
1
p1 instructs his1 tribe to capture p2 to use for a sacrifice.

2
p1 promises to turn the Stone Age into the Blood Age.

1
p1 really wants to know what p2 tastes like.

2
p1 is training p2 for his2 big fight against p3.

3
p1 swings in on a vine.
1
p1 makes like a banana and runs.

1
p1 and p2 set out to solve a mystery and/or rewrite history.

2
p1 plans to stop the evil p2, who's stolen half of the moon.
2
p1 is worshiped as a god by p2, p3, and p4.

4
p1 is going to make the Cambrian Explosion look like a fucking joke.

1
p1 falls from the sky, charred and dazed.

1
p1 arrives in a time machine, hoping to kill p2 and wipe his2 descendant out of
existence.
2
p1 arrives, giving p2 a piggyback ride.

2
p1 beats his1 chest and charges into battle

1
p1 rides in on a dinosaur.
1
He1 has no style, he1 has no grace. This tribute is a fucking disgrace.
1
p1 puts on a ridiculous headdress for the duration of the game.

1
p1 intends to use p2's skull as a drinking cup.

2
p1's desire is to mate with p2.

2
p1 pulls out one of p2's ribs and uses it to create p3.

3
p1 intends to crush p2's ancestral bloodline.

2
In a team up, p1's the Looks, p2's the Brains, p3's the Wild Card, p4's the Muscle,
and p5's the Useless Chick.
5
He1's the leader of the bunch, you know him1 well, he1's finally back, to kick some
tail!
1
p1, p2, and p3 are wandering nomads.

3
p1 is the missing link between ape and man.

1
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Multi-millionaire p1 was convicted for ten years of tax evasion and fraud.
1
p1 forged art and sold it to museums for fortunes. At the time of his1 arrest he1
was living easy on his1 loot.
1
p1 tried to rob a convenience store with a fake gun. He1 was subdued by a customer
who noticed the trigger was connected to the front strap.
1
p1 was convicted for running a lucrative scam: in his1 body shop he1 disassembled
cars, sold functioning parts and made customers pay for new ones claiming that the
parts were damaged.
1
p1 murdered his1 partner's lover.

1
p1 killed his1 neighbor in frustration after he inadvertedly sprayed water over

him1 while watering his lawn with a garden hose. p1 was diagnosed with
psychological problems, but despite this was convicted for first degree murder.
1
A colleague took advantage of p1's hard work and for their "efforts" received a
promotion and a raise. In retaliation p1 iced his1 co-worker, according to a nearly
perfect plan. Eventually he1 was caught.
1
p1 is a serial killer whose motives remain disputed.

1
Former police officer p1 was convicted for the lethal beating of a black citizen.
1
p1 killed a rich family member in the hopes of enterhiting their money.

Unfortunately for him1 detectives were able to trace the murder to him1.
1
Junkie p1 tried to rob a diner with a gun to finance his1 addiction. With his1
uncontrollably shaking fingers he1 accidentally pulled the trigger and killed an
employee. Then he1 took the money and ran.
1
p1 was a rookie working as an aid in a criminal organization. After a high ranking

member was arrested they turned government witness and, among others, indicated p1
for one crime. As a result other members turned in order to avoid jail time. p1 was
the only member who refused to talk.
1
Mob (hitman/hitwoman1) p1 is a suspect in nine gangland slayings and was convicted

for five.
1
Hoodlum p1 made a living off of loan sharking, truck hijacking, fencing and
prostitution rackets. He1 was sentenced to do time after a henchman ratted on him1.
1
p1 was a respected earner for the mafia who ran white-collar extortion, bookmaking,
skimming and fraud rackets. When his1 boss was arrested they testified against him1
to avoid jail time.
1
p1 was head of one of the country's leading crime syndicates. During his1 tenure as
boss he1 started a violent war that resulted in underlings testifying against p1
out of fear for their lives.
1
p1 bought a posh car for an irresistable price at a market for used cars. The
vehicle turned out to be stolen, and p1 was accused of the theft.
1
p1 stole a car once. As it turned out a GPS tracker was placed under it. The FBI
used the car as bait to catch members of a prestigious carjacking ring that is
active in the area. p1 was convicted for grand larceny.
1
p1, p2 and p3 were a small but prolific carjacking ring. According to the press and
law enforcement "every crime they committed was perfect". Despite this they were
caught in the act one time, and the three of them are sure that one of them tipped
the police.
3
p1 organised and took part in illigal street races that endangered lives.
1
p1 has a history of drunk driving. After several incidents he1 received fines and
lost his1 driver's license. When intoxicated driving caused an accident that proved
fatal for a friend he1 was sentenced to do time.
1
p1 was convicted for accepting bribes as a prison guard.

1
p1 and a few friends in wrong places robbed a bank together. This led to a
shootout. No civilians were harmed in the process, but p1 was the only surviving
robber.
1
p1 was sentenced to do jail time for assaulting a police officer who tried to take
advantage of him1.
1
p1 incited crowds to use violence during what was supposed to be a peaceful

demonstration. This resulted in dozens of injuries and unfathomable damage to
property. p1 was charged for starting the riot.
1
Small-time neighborhood drug dealer p1 was convicted for peddling narcotics after
selling to an undercover cop.
1
p1 was a big-time drug smuggler who supplied half a city with his1 operation.
1
p1 regularly stole valuable items from the locker room at his1 gym. On a lucky day
he1 obtained an antique pocket watch. It was reported missing to the police. The
police stopped by multiple pawnshops in search for the watch. It was found. The
shopkeeper described p1, and the police arrested him1 at his1 house. In the end he1
was convicted for grand larceny.
1
Athlete p1 was charged for accepting payment to lose games.

1
Notorious drug lord p1 was arrested abroad, brought in, charged and convicted for a
multitude of serious crimes. Despite this he1 continues to run his1 organisation
from prison.
1
After his1 partner was found dead in a river p1 was falsely accused of murdering
them.
1
p1, who was considered a model citizen by people in the neighborhood, was found
responsible for molesting children over the course of several years.
1
A stranger bled to death at p1's front door. p1 is innocent - he1 didn't even know
the victim - but is still found guilty of homicide.
1
Upon his1 arrival p1 is immediately despised by other inmates because of his1

crime: he1 kidnapped and raped a young woman and tried to murder her afterwards.
She survived, escaped, and alerted authorities.
1
In a case built more on his1 criminal record than on any hard evidence, p1 was
convicted for the murder and robbery of a rich man he1 had a few short encounters
with.
1
(Loverboy/Lovergirl1) p1 was charged for coercing underage girls into filmed sexual
acts. These crimes gained widespread media coverage and caused outrage.
1
Activist p1 set fire to the house of a political arch enemy who thankfully wasn't
at home at the time. p1 was convicted for arson.
1
After three years p1 reported himself1 for igniting a fire in an apartment building
that claimed 41 lives. It started after p1 set his1 car on fire to cash in on
insurance money...
1
During the construction of a skyscraper an accident occured, causing the building

to cave in. By the skin of their teeth all the workers survived, but they sued p1,
their supervisor. This because he1 knew that it wasn't safe to do any work that
day, but he1 forced the workers to do so anyway.
1
p1 was the CEO of a multinational whose 200 subsidiary companies had dumped
poisonous chemicals into the sea. He1 was charged for environmental crimes.
1
A politician died by suicide after false accusations from p1 led to torment and
destroyed their reputation. Their family sued him1 for libel, and due to the
extreme result of p1's actions he1 received a jail sentence.
1
p1 hacked the government, stole secret documents and sold them on the dark web.
1
p1 worked as a professional art thief for while. Several years after his1 last
operation he1 was connected to multiple masterfully executed thefts.
1
p1 was a successful bank robber who was caught in action after making a single
mistake during his1 final heist.
1
p1 and his1 pals did a hold-up at a bar and shot the patrons and staff who
witnessed it.
1
Poorly paid bank teller p1 overheard his1 manager talking about a money transport
in an armored car. p1 tipped a gangster in exchange for a share of the loot. But
the robbery did not go according to plan. The gangster slayed two police officers
and after their arrest pointed their finger at p1.
1
p1 lives in poverty and mugged pedestrians to get by. On an unlucky night he1 was
overpowered when trying to rob an off-duty police officer.
1
p1 was sentenced to jail for burglary - for the fourth time.

1
Under peer pressure p1 robbed a gas station with his1 cronies.

1
p1 tried to commit a burglary in broad daylight. Witnesses dialed 911, and the
police apprehended him1 after a chase. Since he1 threw a vase at his1 assailant
they were charged for aggravated assault. Additionally he1 was convicted for two
equally shabbily executed burglaries linked to him1.
1
p1 was apprehended for a phishing scheme. Mostly he1 targeted vulnerable groups
such as poor people and the elderly.
1
While working as an accountant for charity p1 embezzled half of the donations that
came in.
1
p1 stole debit cards and emptied out the bank accounts of whoever owned them at
ATM's.
1
p1 and p2 kidnapped a celebrity's child, demanded five million dollars in ransom

money and threatened with extreme consequences should the celebrity fail to
deliver. However, the hostage escaped and alerted law enforcement.
2
p1 was convicted for a profitable counterfeiting scheme: he1 supplied white t-

shirts for ten dollars a piece, had a brand printed on them and sold them for
ninety dollars.
1
p1 ran a gun store without a license, sold guns to people who had no license (some
of them minors), and had a secret collection of guns that were banned as a whole.
He1 was convicted for all of it.
1
Poacher p1 used to travel around the world hunting for endangered species to sell
their skins and horns. In his1 homeland he1 was charged for it.
1
p1 was a jewelry thief who ended up on the FBI's most wanted list under a nickname.
The FBI caught up to p1 after they found a pattern in the string of crimes he1
committed.
1
Passionate art collector p1 was convicted for posession of stolen goods after it
was discovered that he1 had several stolen works in his1 collection.
1
p1 and p2 worked together as a pair of street swindlers targeting tourists. They

were convicted for running their schemes for several years.
2
p1 was convicted for the murder of his1 ex-partner.

1
p1 witnessed a violent robbery at a supermarket. When questioned p1 did not say

anything about the perpetrators' appearence, since they took his1 identity card and
knew his1 address. p1 was tried and convicted for assisting wanted criminals.
1
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p1 finds the Character Editor and is able to change his1 appearance and race into
whatever he1 wants.
1
p1 and p2 spawn at the Honey Bee Inn, an incredibly lewd environment where its
patrons are having a massive orgy upstairs. The innkeeper pressures them to "join
in on the fun."
2
p1, p2 and p3 form a party and take on some beginner quests. "Slay 5 Direwolves,"
"Pick 5 Wildflowers," that kind of stuff.
3
p1 pops open his1 Character Info tab to check out the equipment he1 spawned with in
this new world.
1
p1 and p2 spawn at the same time. p1 is decked out with starter equipment (wooden
sword/armour) while p2 already has the endgame stuff (SHINING ARMOUR OF THE SUN ONE
BILLION TO ALL STATS)
2
p1 opens up the Character Info tab and checks out the abilities he1 has been
granted in this new world.
1
p1 and p2 create a guild together and brainstorm ideas for the guild's name.
2
p1 is given the opportuntiy to rename themselves! Do you want to change your name,
p1?
1
p1 is given 30 Attribute Points upon spawning within the world and devises a plan
on how he1'll distribute the points. Strength, Endurance, Dexterity, Intelligence,
Wisdom, Charisma and Luck are his1 choices.
1
p1, p2, p3 and p4 are automatically assigned into a party and given roles by the
game. p1 is the DPS, p2 is the Tank, p3 is the Healer and p4 is the Useless Retard.
4
p1 finds a Greatstaff of Limited Knowledge. The item binds itself to him1 and saps
some of his1 Intelligence.
1
p1 and p2 get lost in the Forest of Infinity until they encounter p3, who has a map
and acts as a guide for them.
3
p1 gets to choose their own background music that plays while they go adventuring.
What's your song, p1?
1
p1 ganks p2 as he2 spawns and kills him2. p2 respawns straight after, however, and
every time p1 tries to kill him2 he2 just spawns back in.
2
A strange error occurs as p1 and p2 spawn into the game that allows them to
teleport to one another at any given time. Keep your eyes open, guys.
2
p1 interviews p2 and p3 to try and find out if they make for viable party members.
3
The language settings for p1 malfunction and he1 starts speaking a different
language, leaving p2 unable to understand him1.
2
Due to Craig Online's automatic skill point distribution, p1 finds himself1 getting
specced into a class he1 doesn't want to be.
1
p1 smashes p2 over the head with a health potion, simultaneously damaging and
healing him2.
2
p1 drinks healing potion after healing potion, becoming healthier and healthier.
They've never felt so vigourous in their life!
1
p1 and p2 are accidentally put into a roleplay server. They eventually get put into
the correct world, but the things they saw there could leave them traumatised...
2
A glitch occurs as p1 and p2 spawn in that removes their clothes. Better make
yourselves decent before you can banned...
2
p1 creates his1 own custom class, with custom skills and everything.
1
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p1 steals the other team's flag and quickly runs away.
1
p1�s got a boner for murder.

1
p1 gives p2 a piggyback ride.

2
p1 wants to take over the universe and crush every living soul into dust except for
p2, who will be assistant crusher.
2
p1 loads his1 trusty shotgun.

1
p1 prepares to wage war.

1
p1 shoots the rocks that p2 is using as cover for a long time.

2
p1 guards their team's base.

1
p1 and p2 shout at each other from across the canyon.

2
p1 notices that his1 team jeep's turret has become sentient.

1
p1 declares that p2 is his1 best friend.

2
p1 is drinking martinis by himself1 on a Sunday.

1
p1 is his1 own best enemy.

1
After being impregnated by an alien, p1 gives birth to an alien child, which he1
becomes surprisingly attached to.
1
p1 has a lover waiting at home, and their name is no one.

1
p1 thinks everybody is insane.

1
p1 grabs a rocket launcher from his1 base.

1
p1 observes a love triangle between p2, their team's robot, and the tank.
2
p1 seeks to free p2 from his2 suffering of 7 years, which involves complicated

melodrama.
2
Command tells p1's team to 'eliminate the enemy' before signing off.
1
p1 reads the warning for Freelancer VR: If you die in VR, you die in real life. p1
wants no part of it.
1
p1 thinks that p2 is stupid.

2
p1 makes an organizational chart nobody can understand for his1 team.

3
p1 feels like he1 is being watched.

1
p1's commanding officer suddenly dies, leaving p1 in charge of his1 team.

1
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p1 sharpens a knife.
1
p1 is the waiter for p2 and p3.

3
p1, p2, and p3 wait for five hours in line before getting a table.
3
p1, p2, and p3 are competing for employee of the month with each other.
3
p1, p2, p3, and p4 have been fighting in the kitchen for the last few days.
4
p1 has been hired by the restaurant to fix the soda machine.

1
p1 and p2 are hired by the restaurant so that they can clean the bathrooms.
2
p1 is a waiter at the restaurant.

1
p1, p2, p3, p4, p5, and p6 arrive to the restaurant for a nice meal.
6
p1 has been employee of the month for many years. p2 plans to make that change very
soon.
2
p1, p2, and p3 come to the restaurant so that they can see the talking dog.
3
p1 is here to steal the secret recipe of this restaurant.

1
p1 is a waiter at the restaurant so that he1 can write stories about the customers.
1
p1 and p2 arrived just on time for the special of the day.

2
p1, p2, and p3 shouldn't be eating here for many reasons, but decide to do so
anyway.
3
p1 was to leave for an important meeting, but decides to stay to drink more coffee.
1
p1 and p2 have been cleaning the dishes for the last five years together.
2
p1 and p2 are hired by the restaurant to fix the ice cream machine.
2
p1, p2, and p3 order an unreasonable amount of food, causing great stress for the
workers.
3
p1 operates a cash register at the restaurant.

1
p1 arrives to the restaurant as a fake health inspector.

1
p1 and p2 plan to hold up the restaurant and are just biding their time for the
perfect opportunity.
2
p1 works at the restaurant so that he1 can steal credit card info.
1
p1 finds a frozen p2 in the freezer and thaws him2.

2
p1 has been eating here everyday for the last two years.
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1
(player1) is here looking for someone to dump his1 kids on.

1
(player1) likes the look of what (player2) is packing.

2
(player1) puts on an unreasonable amount of perfume before heading out.

1
(player1) is only loving for the moment.

1
(player1) has been breaking little hearts all his1 life and is finally ready to
settle down.
1
(player1) is only here because (player2) wanted to go.

2
(player1)'s horoscope said tonight was his1 night and is determined to meet someone
new.
1
(player1) wants to bring home a real Japanese qt3.14 waifu.

1
(player1) gives his1 body pillow one last kiss before deciding to find himself1 a
real woman.
1
(player1) and (player2) are here to fight for (player3)'s heart. Little do they
know (player3) is much more interested in (player4)
4
(player1) just wants sex.

1
(player1)'s only goal at this point is to not die a kiss-less virgin

1
(player1) awkwardly realizes he1 has slept with everyone here.

1
(player1) and (player2) are here on a date, it becomes awkward when they see both
of their exes here together as well.
4
(player1) and (player2) having been going steady for a while now, but are looking
to adventure with some new people.
2
(player1) just hopes (player2) doesn't find out he1's planning on cheating.
2
(player1) arrives in a lavish car and in a fresh outfit hoping to impress everyone.
1
(player1) and (player2) are just here for a date night.

2
(player1) stands nervously in a corner hoping someone talks to him1.

1
(player1) is dropped off for his1 date with (player2) by his1 mom.
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1
2
p1 scours the Cornucopia for ways in which he1 can kill himself1.
1
p1 is upset that nobody understands him1 and storms off.

1
p1 and p2 fight for a bag. They both give up and retreat.

2
p1 runs into the Cornucopia and hides.

1
p1 reluctantly leaves the Cornucopia.

1
p1 and p2 make a bet to see who will be the first to die.

2
p1, p2, p3 and p4 think about forming a suicide pact.

4
p1 gives p2 a mace and begs him2 to smash his1 face in. p2 refuses.
2
p1 finds a vial of poison and stashes it away for later.

1
p1 finds a blade, but it is too dull to cut himself1 with.

1
p1 asks p2 to punch him1 in the face. p2 punshes him1 in the face.

2
p1 and p2 discuss their strategies for suicide before leaving the Cornucopia.
2
p1 quickly runs away from the Cornucopia, saying he1 will be the first to die.
1
p1 sits down and wonders what the point of all of this is.
1
p1 breaks down and cries for no reason.

1
p1 makes a quick assessment of the other tributes before leaving the Cornucopia.
1
p1 finds a loaded revolver in the Cornucopia. It will surely come in handy later.
1

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p1 goes to the chemistry class.
1
p1 walks down the hallway.

1
p1 goes to the cafeteria.
1
p1 brings hidden guns on his1 trenchcoat.

1
p1 puts a strange looking bag in the cafeteria.

1
p1 writes the last page of his1 journal before he1 starts his1 killing spree.
1
p1 gears up at the back of his1 car.

1
p1 is full of hate and he1 loves it!

1
p1 tested all his1 guns, prepared about 40 cricket bombs and 24 napalm bombs.
1
p1 grabs his1 gun.

1
p1 brings a butterfly knife to class.

1
p1 is ready to start his1 killing spree but he1 forgot his1 guns in the car.
1
p1 parks his1 car full of guns.

1
p1 tries buying guns for the school shooting but the bill is too fucking high.
1
p1 brings a bottle of Vodka to school.

1
p1 brings a military knife.

1
p1 goes out for a smoke.

1
p1 comes in with a wound on his1 back.

1
p1 has been assigned to watch the hallway.

1
p1 hears shots from the outside.

1
p1 tries to control his1 anger.

1
p1 writes on his1 website that how he's going to murder everyone.

1
p1 already came inside with a fucking shotgun.
1
p1 hears shots outside but think it's an accident on the school's ground.
1
p1 grabs lethal chemicals from the school's lab.

1
p1 finds a gun inside p2's locker.

2
p1 tells p2 that he2 missed the test. p2 says that it doesn't matter anymore.
2
p1 sees p2 gearing up and runs inside to tell everyone.

2
p1 and p2 make a pulp fiction spoof movie.

2
p1 writes a dick on p2's notebook. p1 has a deathwish.

2
p1 goes to the library.

1
p1 decides to stay at the Cafeteria though the entire class.

1
p1 hears shots outside but thinks it's just a prank.

1
p1 locks p2 in his2 own locker.

2
p1 tells that he1 likes p2 and that he2 should go home. p2 decides to stick around.
2
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p1 stresses out and forgets the protocol.
1
p1 leaves the bank through an unknown exit.

1
p1 hacks the security cameras.

1
p1 opens a few deposit boxes as a bonus.

1
p1 and p2 block the door for the police.

2
p1 tries to calm down the hostages.

1
p1 destroys the hostages's phones.

1
p1 protects himself1 by grabbing a hostage.

1
p1 patrols the bank.

1
p1 shoots a disobedient security guard.

1
p1 shoots several police officers in a shootout.

1
p1 and p2 argue with eachother over what to do.

2
p1 clobbers the guard who raised the silent alarm.

1

1
p1 covers as p2 and p3 leave the bank.

3
p1 inadvertedly says p2's real name.

2
p1 is shot in the leg in a shootout and is carried out of the bank by p2.
2
p1 watches nervously from the getaway vehicle.

1
p1 scares several police officers away by keeping a hostage at gunpoint.

1
p1 and p2 leave as soon as the police arrive to avoid conflict.

2
p1 gives p2 a peptalk.
2
p1 beats up a stubborn hostage, but is stopped by p2.

2
p1 covers for p2.

2
p1, p2, p3 and p4 have trouble communicating. All they end up doing is dawdling
around.
4
p1, p2 and p3 spread up to cover all exits of the bank.

3

1
p1, p2 and p3 leave the bank with a hostage.
3
p1 finds cover behind the counter.

1
p1 fantasises about what to buy with the loot.

1
p1 helps p2 carrying the money out of the bank.

2
Nearly unable to look, p1 removes his1 mask.

1
p1 taunts the hostages.

1
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p1 drops off a shipment of slaves before heading back to space.
1
p1 receives a letter of marque from the galactic senate to be a space privateer.

1
p1 captures p2 for a bounty, but he2 escapes at the last moment.

2
p1 drops off a shipment of illicit goods on a backwater world.

1
p1 can't decide between light, medium or heavy armor for his1 ship.
1
p1, p2, p3, p4, p5 and p6 form a crew.

6
p1 promises p2 that he1 will be a great captain someday.

2
p1 double-checks his1 equipment before boarding his1 ship.

1
p1 grabs a laser pistol and boards a nearby ship.

1
p1 grabs his1 lightsaber before leaving home.

1
p1 arms some torpedos while p2 readies a ship.

2
p1 brings along his1 favorite Doomsday device.

1
p1 grabs a spare spacesuit.

1
p1 is drafted by the sector military and sent off to hunt rebels.

1
p1 vows to make those fools at the academy rue the day they laughed at his1 work.
1
p1 senses a disturbance in the force.

1
p1, p2, p3, p4 and p5 discover that they're the Final Five.
5
p1 was hired to assassinate p2, so he1 hides in p2's ship.

2
p1 heads off to a distant world on a diplomatic mission.

1
p1 stows away on p2's ship, but they quickly become best friends.
2
p1 is finally released from prison. It's time to have some fun again.
1
p1 emerges from a time machine and vows to do things better this time.
1
p1 and p2 accidentally released a crazed robot, so they venture into space to stop
it.
2
p1 wakes up next to three prostitutes. It's been a long night, but it's time to get
to work.
1
p1 enlists in the Earth Defense Force after being unfrozen from his1 cryogenic
sleep.
1
p1 infiltrates the local military's hangar and steals an elite cruiser.

1
p1 enlists with the Galactic Police!

1
p1 and p2 have wasted their planet's air, and plot to steal more from another
planet.
2
Wanting veteran discounts, p1, p2 and p3 join the Earth Defense Force.
3
p1 raises the black flag and sets out to begin his1 career as a space pirate.
1
p1 steals a starship from the ship manufactory where he1 worked.

1
p1 goes AWOL from his1 military post and takes off into space to get rich.
1
p1, p2 and p3 are assigned to an elite combat unit.
3
p1 cuts p2's arm off in a wild bar fight, but p2 escapes.

2
p1 grabs a phaser gun and boards a nearby ship.

1

1
p1 reluctantly boards the next shuttle to space. He1 is afraid of the unknown.
1
p1 is delighted to be the most wanted criminal in the galaxy.

1
p1 wakes up from cryogenic sleep and is given a deliveryman career chip.

1
p1 kneels before his1 master. He1 must prove him1self worthy.

1
p1 admires his1 collection of Doomsday devices... but notices that one is missing!
1
p1 leaves p2 stranded on a remote world, but he2 is rescued by p3.

3
p1 and p2 set out to collect a bounty on p3's head.

3
p1 leaves p2 stranded on a remote world, where he2 waits for rescue.

2
p1, p2, p3, and p4 are a crew of space pirates, with p5 as the captain.
5
Every single incarnation of p1 has been killed in some way by p2, and now he1 wants
revenge.
2
p1 aspires to be the greatest villain in the galaxy, but p2 keeps getting in his1
way.
2
p1, p2, and p3 are whalers on the moon.

3
p1 and p2 stowaway on p3's ship.

3
Get this straight, p1's just a mean green mother from outer space, and he1's bad!
1
p1 and p2 aren't space pirates, but rather space vikings.

2
p1 wakes up from cryogenic sleep. p2 welcomes him1 to the world of tomorrow.
2
p1 discovers that p2 is no longer in his2 cell and has been replaced with a crude
mashed potato mannequin.
2
p1 slays his1 master and usurps all that he had control over.
1
p1 combines the DNA of all the evilest animals to create the evilest animal of all.
Turns out it's p2.
2
p1 leaves Earth for no raisin.

1
p1 is p2's only hope.

2
p1 leads a vast space empire, with p2, p3, p4, and p5 as his1 lieutenants.
5
p1 steps out of his1 ship's stasis chamber to discover that the rest of his1 crew
is long dead.
1
p1 hires bounty hunters p2, p3, and p4 to take out p5.

5
p1 and p2 are astronaut accountants form outer space.

2
p1 ain't from 'round here, he1's from another dimension!

1
p1 just hopes some robot doesn't kill everybody.

1
Ship's cook p1 plans to kill and eat Captain p2, Lieutenant p3, and Quartermaster
p4.
4
p1 and p2 learn the ropes on Planet Tutorial before setting off.

2
p1 was sent by the Space Wizard Federation to destroy the others.

1
p1 finally returns from a three-day coffee run for p2, who immediately sends him1
on another one.
2
p1 instructs p2 to bring him2 some brains.

2
p1 don't come from no black lagoon, he1's from past the stars, and beyond the moon!
1
p1, p2, and p3 are competing in a space race.
3
p1 and p2 are astronaut accountants from outer space.

2
p1's afraid he1's got some bad news for p2. He2's in space!
2
p1, but he1's in space!

1
Bloodbath Events
p1 Eat some dicks
1
p1 is secretly a Gay Fish

1
p1 Its mexican now

1
p1 Run to the closest Mexican Restaurant

1
Guys, guys , guys! , p1 Is a faggot!

3
p1 Like rocks
1
p1 forgot how to run

1
p1 Is penis
1
p1 and p2 are Going to marry at the end of the games

2
p1 and his soldiers arrives in they space ship

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p1 wonders what secrets the Castle holds.
1
p1, p2 and p3 decides to team up and explore the Castle.

3
p1 enters the Castle through the back door.

1
p1 enters the Castle through the main entrance.

1
p1 wonders if the Castle is haunted.

1
As p1 and p2 enter the Castle, they begin to hear distant chanting.

2
As he1 enters the Castle, p1 looks back and sees a raven flying in the distance.
1
p1 brought a gun with him1, just in case something should happen.

1
p1 brought a silver knife with him1, just in case something should happen.
1
p1 brought a crucifix and wooden stake with him1, just in case something should
happen.
1
p1 brough a porn magazine with him1, just in case if it becomes boring.

1
p1 has a secret agenda, and the Castle is the key to all of it.
1
p1 brought a steel whip with him1, just in case something goes wrong.
1
p1 brought a bag full of C4. Why? No one knows...

1
Because their car broke down, p1, p2 and p3 have to seek shelter in the Castle.
3
p1 has come to the Castle to rescue p2, who has been held captive by an unknown
man.
2
p1 and p2 are greeted by a strange man outside the gates. The man welcomes them in.
2
p1 wakes up in one of the Castle's bedrooms, and has no memory of how he1 got
there.
1
p1 arrives at the Castle, with the intention of looting its riches.

1
p1 arrives at the Castle, with the intention of destroying it.

1
p1 arrives at the Castle, with the intention of killing anyone who he1 meets.
1
p1 has been a guardian of the Castle for one month now, and will try to stop any
intruder.
1
As p1 is about to enter the Castle, he1 hears distant howling.

1
p1 has been sent by a mysterious organization to investigate the mysteries of the

Castle.
1
p1 enters the Castle, not knowing what dangers it holds.

1
p1 brought a double-barreled shotgun with him1, just in case something goes wrong.
1
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p1's reads his1 instructions and throws them away before they self-destruct.
1
p1 receives instructions via shoe phone.

1
p1 receives instructions inside the Cone of Silence, but doesn't understand them.
1
p1's contact was killed before he1 arrived, so he1 is going in blind.
1
p1 has just received his1 License to Kill, and is eager to use it.
1
p1 arrives to close a deal for a stolen microchip.

1
p1 doesn't have a clue what's going on, but he1's confident it'll all work out.
1
p1 makes his1 threat to the world. They have until the end of the match to comply.
1
p1 is an assassin-for-hire looking for work.

1
p1 has gone rogue, deciding to pursue a personal vendetta.

1
p1 has come out of retirement for one last mission.

1
p1's agency put out a burn notice on him1. He1 will have to be very careful.
1
This will be p1's first real test as an operative.

1
p1 has lost everything. Only victory here can give him1 any satisfaction.
1
p1 already has intel on most of the other tributes.

1
p1 appears after his1 slick intro sequence finishes playing.

1
p1 will have his1 revenge on p2 at all costs, this he1 swears.

2
p1 meets with p2 at the airport to begin their partnership.
2
p1's organization has assigned p2 to kill and replace him1.

2
p1 is assigned to protect p2. This is going to be one tough job.

2
p1 and p2 have been assigned to kill each other.

2
p1 is going to do things by the book, but p2 would rather improvise the mission.
2
p1 and p2 will have to set aside their differences to get this job done.
2
p1 and p2 are working together, but p2 has a secret agenda.

2
p1 is secretly a mole within p2 and p3's group.

3
p1, p2, and p3 are involved in a global smuggling ring.

3
p1, p2, and p3 arrive together, but immediately go their separate ways.
3
p1, p2, and p3 have a tense standoff right away, but all back down.
3
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1
2
p1 scours the Cornucopia for ways in which he1 can kill himself1.
1
p1 is upset that nobody understands him1 and storms off.

1
p1 and p2 fight for a bag. They both give up and retreat.

2
p1 runs into the Cornucopia and hides.

1
p1 reluctantly leaves the Cornucopia.

1
p1 and p2 make a bet to see who will be the first to die.

2
p1, p2, p3 and p4 think about forming a suicide pact.

4
p1 gives p2 a mace and begs him2 to smash his1 face in. p2 refuses.
2
p1 finds a vial of poison and stashes it away for later.

1
p1 finds a blade, but it is too dull to cut himself1 with.

1
p1 asks p2 to punch him1 in the face. p2 punshes him1 in the face.

2
p1 and p2 discuss their strategies for suicide before leaving the Cornucopia.
2
p1 quickly runs away from the Cornucopia, saying he1 will be the first to die.
1
p1 sits down and wonders what the point of all of this is.
1
p1 breaks down and cries for no reason.

1
p1 makes a quick assessment of the other tributes before leaving the Cornucopia.
1
p1 finds a loaded revolver in the Cornucopia. It will surely come in handy later.
1

4
Bloodbath Events
p1 grabs a shovel.
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2

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p1 grabs a sword.
1

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1

1

3

1

1

1

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2
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1

1
p1 realizes that this is not the vacation he1 wanted.
1
p1 grabs some towels.

1
p1 grabs a plastic shovel.

1
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1
(player1) and (player2) look to each other for support

2
(player1) strikes a heroic pose and takes off to the skies.

1
(player1) wonders if his1 costume is too revealing.

1
(player1) (player2) and (player3) jump into their mech suits and ready for combat.
3
(player1) cruises in on a motorcycle

1
(player1) (player2) and (player3) are dropped off by (player3)'s mom

3
(player1) (player2) (player3) and (player4) form a super hero alliance

4
(player1) climbs out of a toxic goo with new powers

1
(player1), (player2), (player3), (player5) and (player4) are on a secret mission to

capture (player6) for the government.
6
(player1) puts on his1 super hero costume one more time.

1
(player1), (player2) and (player3) race in at light speed.

3
(player1) and (player2) ride into battle in super jets.

2
(player1) and (player2) have to walk because they're just normal people in cosplay.
2
(player1) is determined to be the edgiest anti-hero ever.

1
(player1) makes fun of (player2) for his2 terrible costume design.

2
(player1)'s (player1)mobile is disabled by (player2) but (player3) arrives just in

time to rescue him1
3
(player1) dawns his1 helmet and super suit and prepares to fight crime.
1
(player1) recieves a letter from the super hero society. he1 has just been approved
as a full super hero.
1
(player1), (player2) and (player3) all show off their cool powers to each other.
(player4) just kinda stands around in the corner quietly because his4 only power is
super dancing.
4
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p1 grabs a pool noodle
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p1 grabs a cooler and retreats.

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p1 and p2 fight for a floatie. p1 gives up and swims away.

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p1 and p2 fight for a floatie. p2 gives up and swims away.

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p1 finds a snorkel, some goggles, and a pair of flippers,

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p1 runs into the pool house and hides.

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p1 takes a handful of water baloons.

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p1 rips a pool noodle out of p2's hands.

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p1 finds a canteen full of liquour, they don't share...asshole.

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p1 stays at the lounge area for resources.

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p1 applies as much sun screen as he1 can.

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p1 grabs as many pool noodles as he1 can.

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p1 grabs a foam sword, proclaiming "Noodles are for nerds"

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p1 takes a super soaker from inside the pool house.

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p1 finds a bag full of Gobby's pumpkin bombs and trades them in for a remote
controll raft.
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p1 clutches a cooler and runs away.

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p1 takes an innertube from inside the pool house.

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p1, p2 and p3 gather up all the pool noodles and water guns at the poolhouse
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p1 starts filling the pool, splashing p2 with the hose every now and then.
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p1 thinks they rule the pool. They do not.

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p1 sets up an inflatable fortress at the corner of their pool.

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As p1 goes to get dressed for the party, they find p2 running off with their
swimwear.
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p1 runs away with an innertube and some water wings.

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p1 snatches a margarita and a lime.

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p1 finds a cooler full of Mike's Hard Lemonade

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p1 grabs a cooler, not realizing it had the chilled body parts of Gobby's enemies.
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p1 opens a cooler, not realizing it all it had were vaguely dirty ice cubes
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p1 breaks p2's nose for a giant aligator raft (The best pool toy.)
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p1, p2, p3, and p4 share all the pool toys they gathered before running.
4
p1 retrieves a trident from the poolhouse. (What the fuck Gobby, why is that with
the toys?!)
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p1 grabs some crushed ice while p2 gets some margarita mix.

2
p1 scares p2 away from the deep end.

2
p1 grabs a a dragon innertube leaning on the poolhouse.

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p1 snatches a pair of water wings.

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p1 sets p2 on fire with a molotov, but p2 jumps in the pool and is saved.
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p1 pushes p2 into the pool.

2
p1 just wants to dip their feet in the water. p2 says "Fuck that" and pushes them
in.
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p1 and p2 challenge p3 and p4 to a chicken fight.

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p1 sets p2 on fire with a molotov. Luckily p1 remembers the pool nearby and jumps
in. (who the fuck burns to death with a large body of water next to them?)
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p1 jumps onto p2's back and the two of them run off into the distance.
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p1 runs around the Cornucopia quickly eating ever piece of food he1 can find.
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p1 makes like a banana and splits.

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p1, p2, p3, p4 and p5 form an alliance.

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p1 and p2 decide to team up for the immediate future.

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p1 and p2 ride away on an old-fashioned two-person bicycle.

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p1 taps into the Speed Force and escapes the Cornucopia with ease.
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p1 takes the time to shitpost on /co/ before fleeing the Cornucopia.

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p1 takes a taxi to their family's house.

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p1 brings home some Thanksgiving ingredients.

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p1 is homeless on Thanksgiving night, but p2 lets his1 into his2 home.
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p1 sits next to p2 at the dinner table.

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p1 and p2 fight over who gets to sit at the head of the table, but p1 gives up.
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p1 and p2 fight over who gets to sit at the head of the table, but p2 gives up.
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p1 is too poor to buy Thanksgiving food, and proceeds to buy some McDonald's.
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p1 sharpens his1 axe while staring at p2.

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p1 was tricked by the turkeys and heads back emptyhanded.

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p1, p2 and p3 all bring the same side dish by mistake.

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p1 hates his1 in-laws, but decides to come anyway.

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p1 arrives fashionably late.

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p1 is forced to take trains, planes and automobiles with p2 to get home in time.
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Bloodbath Events
p1 grabs a shovel.
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p1 grabs a sword.
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p1's killer entrance music makes everyone feel inferior, like they've already lost.
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p1 finds a gun, but drops it and shoots his1 own foot.

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p1 finds a bag, but it is full of bags.

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p1 finds a rocket launcher, and tries to rocket jump. They succeed.

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p1 trips and falls into p2's bait. They are mocked.

1
p1 finds Captain America's shield leaning against the cornucopia.

1
p1 finds the Elder Wand hidden inside the cornucopia. None will stand in his1 way.
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p1 finds a gun inside the cornucopia, and accidentally shoots his1 own foot.
1
p1 tries to do a bunch of cool acrobatics, but ends up rolling once and running
off.
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p1 opens a chest to find... a cat. Literally just a cat.

1
p1 finds a Grandslam from Denny's inside a gilded chest.

1
p1 runs around tripping the tributes who run away from the cornucopia.
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Why don't you break p1's heart?

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p1 finds a slingshot and some deku nuts. He1 stuns p2 and runs.
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p1 finds bacon in the cornucopia. Fucking win.

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Bloodbath Events
p1 grabs a shovel.
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p1 grabs a sword.
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p1 is paralyzed with fear.

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p1 wants to commit suicide, but he1 has nothing to do it with.

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p1 cries as p2 steals his1 backpack.

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p1 does not, in fact, lift.

1
p1 doesn't even know what he1's doing here.

1
p1 spaces out and wakes up hours after everyone is gone already.

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Bloodbath Events
p1 thinks about committing a hate crime irl, but decides to post on /pol/ without
wearing any pants instead.
1
p1's first post of the day is "imavine lisas cunny smell," which pretty much sets
the tone for the rest of the day.
1
p1 starts the day like any day: a fifth of bourbon, a can of deenz, and a blogpost
on /ck/.
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p1 wakes up, immediately goes to /pol, and calls p2 a Jew.

2
On /fa/, p1 asks for a remedy for the bags under his1 eyes. p2 suggests semen.
2
In a drawthread on /vp/, p1 fufills p2's request and draws a cute picture of

Pikachu and Mewtwo surfboarding.
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On /ck/, p1 gives p2 a hot tip on how to properly softboil an egg.

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Still half asleep, p1 confuses /v/ with /a/ and mistakenly posts about video games.
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p1 and p2 compare airsoft guns on /xs/.

2
p1's car won't start, so he1 asks for help on /o/. p2 diagnoses the problem within
fifteen minutes and within thirty minutes, p1's car is fixed.
2
On /vt/, p1, p2, p3, and p4 argue about whether Gura is old and busted or not.
4
p1 spends three minutes looking for /asp/ on the front page.

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On /r9k/, p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 commiserate over having not died their sleep.
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p1, p2, and p3 happily discuss "piges" on /an/ until p4 informs them that tapirs
are in fact more closely related to horses than pigs.
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On /qst/, p1 wakes up and resumes DMing "Star Trek Wars Quest," integrating
suggestions from p2 and p3 into the narrative.
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On /tg/, p1 rightfully accuses p2 of never actually playing D&D.

2
On /lit/, p1, p2, p3, and p4 argue about the best Gospel.
4
On /sci/, p1, p2, p3 and p4 have a very heated debate on the topic "Elon Musk:
based or cringe?"
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On /his/, p1 and p2 discuss the Mayan numbering and calender system.

2
On /an/, p1, p2, p3, and p4 argue about whether a bear or tiger would win in a
fight.
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On /k/, p1 posts weird pseudo-furry porn in a thread about tactical short shorts,
but nobody reports him1.
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On /x/, p1 and p2 have a heated debate on whether Abaddon is an agent of God or

Satan.
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p1 posts a thread about hydroponics on /diy/ but gets absolutely roasted by p2 and
p3.
3
p1, p2, and p3 discuss whether Diogenes was a philospher or a crazy homeless man on
/lit/.
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On /sp/, p1 and p2 conclude that water polo is gayer than ballet.

2
p1 saves a picture that p2 drew in a drawthread on /d/ and starts to follow his2
Twitter for more.
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On /lit/, p1 starts a thread about Hegelian Aesthetics and is gradually convinced

by p2 that anime is the pinnacle of absolute spirit.
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p1 accidentally clicks /mlp/ instead of /news/ and gets so mad he1 shouts out loud.
1
On /diy/, p1, p2, and p3 discuss the optimal toilet sitting posture and
configuration.
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On /an/, p1 and p2 commeriserate on how they'll never have a pet platypus.

2
p1 starts a Twin Peaks thread on /tv/. Fifty posts later and p2 and p3 are arguing
about the best kind of pie.
3
On /cgl/, p1 posts his1 Oderus Urungus cosplay. p2 and p3 don't recognize the
character, but they recognize good craftsmanship.
3
On /gd/, p1, p2, and p3 practice their skills by designing album covers with random
images from Flickr and random text from Wikiquote.
3
On /tg/, p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 argue about who is the coolest Normal monster in
Yu-Gi-Oh.
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On /int/, p1 and p2 create an alliance between their two nations over their
contempt for Americans.
2
On /soc/, p1 posts his1 Kik. p2 tries to add him1 but gets rejected and ignored.
Why, p1?
2
p1 spends eight minutes drawing a penis and then fifteen seconds drawing a body in
a self portrait thread on /i/.
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On /lit/, p1's Animorphs thread archives with 321 posts, p2's Vonnegut thread with
134 posts, and p3's Chaucer thread with 12 posts.
3
p1, p2, p3, and p4 discuss the great soundtracks of all time on /mu/.
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p1 goes to /out/ for help with his1 golden oyster mushrooms. p2 and p3 give him1
some advice, but time will tell if it was good or bad.
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Can you believe that p1 is actually posting about mobile games on /vmg/? What a
loser!
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p1, p2, p3, and p4 discuss their favorite mysterious disappearances on /x/.
4
On /adv/, p1 asks how to lose weight. p2 recommends /fit/. p3 recommends putting

down the doughnut, you fat fuck.
3
On /qst/, p1 reads all of p2's "My Government Issued Small Titty Tomboy GF" quest,
but doesn't contribute anything.
2
On /g/, p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 discuss the most efficient way of mass-downloading
doujin.
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On /x/, p1 redpills p2 on Propaganda Due, a Masonic charter that has literally

controlled the Italian and Argentinian government for decades.
2
p1 makes a normal thread on /fit/ with Goku as the OP image. Ten posts later and p2
and p3 are arguing about if Goku should have stayed dead following the Cell Saga.
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On /tg/, p1 and p2 argue if Modrons are lame as fuck or cool as fuck.

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On /x/, p1, p2 and p3 post ancient creepypasta, but it's the first time p4 has seen
them.
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On /lgbt/, p1, p2, and p3 desperately try to think of ways to remain twinks forever
and never age.
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On /v/, p1, p2, and p3 discuss cut content from their favorite video games.
3
On /lit/, p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 argue about who should have won the Trojan War.
5
p1, p2, and p3 argue about China on /news/. What specifically? It literally doesn't
matter.
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p1, p2, and p3 post their favorite video game OSTs on /v/.
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p1, p2, p3, p4, p5, and p6 play Hunger Games on /b/.
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While browsing /soc/, p1 recognizes p2's body from a thread on /fit/.

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On /wsr/, p1 asks for the sauce on the character from the /cm/ banner.
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On /lgbt/, p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 all brag about being bi and doubling their dating
options.
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p1 browses a futa thread on /d/ and is shocked to learn that the Rayman OST he1
accidentally uploaded years ago is still included in "hyper futa stories folder"
repacks.
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On /sci/, p1, p2, and p3 observe and outline penises on the contours of Pluto's
surface.
3
On /tv/, p1, p2, p3, and p4 have a delightful time combining memes from the
Sopranos and Morrowind.
4
On /int/, p1 and p2 argue about whether the German flag has yellow on it.
2
On /pol/, p1 posts a picture of Jimmy Carter with "Was he right?" p2 replies "No,"
and the thread dies with no other replies.
2
p1 posts his1 body on /fit/, but deletes the image after p2 responds with "I would
rape you so hard."
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p1, p2, and p3 post Mexican commercials on /wsg/.

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p1 posts a sunglasses thread on /fa/, but p2 and p3 would rather discuss how badly
they want to fuck the girl in the OP image.
3
p1 reads the /o/ sticky and doesn't get completely screwed when he1 has to buy his1
next car.
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On /tv/, p1, p2, and p3 post and discuss short films. Most of them suck, but there
are a few gems.
3
On /pol/, p1, p2, and p3 discuss the housing market and post both cheap and
expensive real estate.
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p1 and p2 discuss their favorite dog breeds on /biz/.

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p1, p2, p3, and p4 discuss their childhoods on /r9k/ and it's as depressing as
you'd think.
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p1 pretends to be a lesbian on /lgbt/ all day.

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p1, p2, and p3 recontextualize memes to fit Animal Crossing on /vg/.

3
p1, p2, and p3 post their favorite Rodney Dangerfield one-liners on /tv/.
3
After a thirty minute discussion on /int/, p1 and p2 conclude that God speaks
Spanish in His private time.
2
On /pol/, p1, p2, and p3 debate if CURRENT YEAR is better or worse than Orwell's
1984.
3
p1 decides to stop wasting his1 life and become a normal person. He1 ends up back
on /trash/ with p2 and p3 before an hour passes.
3
p1 wakes up and immediately starts chatting with his1 Internet frens, p2 and p3, on
/lgbt/.
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p1 and p2 fap to statues on /his/.

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On /fit/, p1 convinces p2 to try nofap. How long will he2 last?

2
On /vrpg/, p1, p2, and p3 post their favorite RPG Maker games.
3
On /int/, p1, p2, and p3 brag about all the third-world cuties they're talking to
on Interpals.
3
On /trash/, p1, p2, p3, and p4 post the same scaly porn they've been fapping to for
the past five years.
4
On /fa/, p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 post thinspo images but just ironically, because
they totally aren't anorexic.
5
p1, p2, p3, and p4 all agree that p5's new meme is the official meme of the day on
[s4s]. Congratulations!
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On /r9k/, p1 starts another new /r9gay/ thread. p2, p3, p4, p5, and p6 quickly
join.
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p1 spams p2's YLYL thread on /b/ with pictures of Spiderman.

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On /bant/, p1, p2, p3, p4, p5, and p6 share their rarest Pepes and intrinsically
decrease their rarity.
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p1 is apoplectic about the state of /trv/ and accuses p2, p3, and p4 of only caring
about sex tourism
4
On /vp/, p1, p2, p3, and p4 argue about which Porygon is the coolest.
4
p1, p2, and p3 share their most tasteful armpit pics on /e/.
3
On /s/, p1, p2, p3, and p4 post Nubian queens.

4
On /sp/, p1 tries to insult Italy, but p2 and p3 defend the glorious honor of
Italia.
3
On /out/, p1 and p2 compliment p3's radishes.
3
p1, p2, and p3 discuss the ideal tacklebox on /out/.

3
On /sp/, p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 post their favorite mascots.
5
On /lit/, p1, p2, and p3 conclude that you need to be gay in order to fully
appreciate Plato.
3
On /xs/, p1, p2, p3, p4, p5, and p6 discuss sumo.

6
On /int/, p1 apologizes to p2 for destablizing his2 country a couple of decades

back.
2
On /fa/, p1, p2, p3 and p4 get into a heated debate on whether girls with curly
hair are cute or should be completely eradicated from the gene pool.
4
On /b/, p1, p2, and p3 post women they've fucked.

3
On /an/, p1 and p2 meme p3 into thinking Rhinogradentia is real and they don't have
the heart to set him3 straight.
3
Something moderately humorous happens on /v/, so p1 screencaps the thread and is

sure to include all of the reaction images from p2 and p3.
3
On /an/, p1, p2, and p3 ponder over the mystery of the Cambrian Explosion.
3
p1, p2, p3, p4, p5, and p6 fill an entire thread to bump limit on /tv/ with quotes
from Mel Brooks movies.
6
On /co/, p1, p2, and p3 post the tragic life stories of their favorite voice
actors.
3
p1 starts a thread about fantasy gastronomy on /tg/. Twenty posts later, p2 and p3
are arguing about robber barons while p4 and p5 are arguing about China.
5
p1 makes a loli thread on /b/. p2 spends the next hour spamming the thread with
gore. Who was in the wrong?
2
p1 visits /y/ for the first time, sees a picture of Vegeta ramming his monkey dick
up Nappa, and bursts into laughter.
1
p1 goes to /pw/ to discuss old-school rasslin' but ends up masturbating to Japanese

women instead.
1
p1 wants to respond to p2's witty comment with a "kek," but the captchas aren't
worth it.
2
p1 claims to have killed a prostitute in a truck stop bathroom on /r9k/. p2's only
interest is getting included in the screencap.
2
On /3/, p1, p2, and p3 show off tits and asses they've made in Blender.
3
p1 returns to the Slave Pony thread on /mlp/ and sees p2's contributions from last
night.
2
On /tg/, p1 posts about his1 homebrew. p2 asks the staple crop for a certain
region. p1 says "who cares."
2
p1 makes pelmeni for the first time and posts it on /ck/. p2 says it looks yummy.
2
On /sp/, p1, p2, and p3 agree that Brazilian women and Welsh men should create a
superior race of ape to carry on humanity's future.
3
p1 decides to play a video game for the first time in two years despite posting
on /v/ every day for four hours.
1
p1, p2, p3, and p4 post cute pictures of their cute wives on /c/.
4
p1 posts his1 prose on /lit/. p2 calls it derivative of Joyce. p3 calls it schlock.

p4 calls him1 a fag.
4
p1 starts a Street Fighter thread on /v/ with a pic of Chun-li's butt and "anyone
else want her to sit on his face?" It archives at 612 posts.
1
p1, p2, and p3 talk about Cervantes on /lit/. p3 mentions Persiles, but nobody else
knows what that is and ignores it.
3
p1 posts his1 Soundcloud album on /mu/. p2 says it's derivative of Death Grips. p3
says it's shit. p4 likes it.
4
On /vmg/, p1, p2, and p3 are genuinely excited for the Saiyan Day new bundle
release for Dokkan Battle.
3
On /vr/, p1 and p2 try to figure out the worst piece of shovelware ever created.
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Bloodbath Events
p1 magically appears.
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p1 stocks up on fun equipment.

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p1 shows up because he1 thought his1 life was too depressing.

1
p1 & p2 magically appear together as best friends.

2
p1 cashes in his1 golden ticket & enters the land.

1
p1 shows up because he1 hopes to make friends.

1
p1 shows up because he1 has a sweet tooth for sweets.

1
p1 shows up because he1 wants to have fun.

1
p1 does all his1 chores & is allowed into the land.

1
p1 begs for his1 parents to let him1 into the land. They accepted.
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Bloodbath Events
p1 arrives to investigate what happened to the zoo.
1
p1 enters the zoo to save as many animals as he1 can.

1
p1 arrives to experiment on the animals.

1
p1 is an actual animal at the zoo.

1
p1 appears, eager to make some animals go extinct.

1
p1 and p2 arrive via helicopter.

2
The army sends p1, p2, p3, and p4 to seize the zoo's research documents.
4
p1, p2, and p3 found the zoo when they were looking for a theme park.
3
p1 enters to hunt and collect some skulls for his1 trophy room.
1
PETA sends p1 to kill the humans who abused the poor animals at the zoo.
1
p1 enters to capture animals so he1 can sell them on the black market.
1
p1 was hired to assassinate p2 so that he2 doesn't discover the zoo's secrets.
2
p1 enters to find a pet because the nearby pet shop's pets were too damn expensive.
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p1 was hired to burn the zoo to the ground so that its secrets are lost forever.
1
p1 enters to steal some stuffed animals from the gift shop.

1
p1 frees himself1 from the prison within the zoo's lab.

1
p1 tells p2 about how he1 went to the zoo often when he1 was younger.
2
p1 aims to bring the zoo back to its former glory.

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p1 dismounts his1 horse at the entrance to enter the zoo.

1
p1 dismounts his1 camel at the entrance to enter the zoo.

1
p1 dismounts his1 elephant at the entrance to enter the zoo.

1
p1 enters, eager for some target practice.

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p1 enters to retrieve his1 research documents.

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Bloodbath Events
p1 and p2 watch the show from their balcony seat, making snarky comments.
2
p1 descends from the ceiling by rope.

1
p1, p2, p3 and p4 all sit together.

4
Famous actor p1 arrives in his1 limo.

1
p1 directs p2 and p3 as they rehearse their parts.

3
p1 walks into the theater, intent on giving the play a harsh critique.
1
p1 is the phantom of the theater, dwelling in the catacombs.

1
p1 plays the music, while p2 lights the lights.

2
p1, p2, p3, (player4), and p5 sing a big opening number.

5
p1 plans to sabotage the show.

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p1 needs to raise enough money or p2 will bulldoze the theater.

2
p1 is only here because p2 is in the play.

2
p1 plans to burn the theater down for the insurance money. p2 plans to stop him1.
2
p1 walks onto the stage, accompanied by his1 theme song.

1
For a spectacular entrance, a pretty lady with a fancy dress and a long cigarette
holder fires p1 out of a cannon and onto the stage.
1
p1, p2 and p3 are cultists worshipping the god Shakspeer.

3
p1 plots to murder p2 and make it look like all part of the show.
2
p1 will be playing a sinister villain in tonight's play.

1
p1 will be narrating tonight's play.

1
p1 shows up in a ridiculous costume.

1
p1 back-flips off of the catwalk and lands feet-first on the stage.

1
p1 was one of the playwrights, and he1's here to see how it turns out.
1
p1 sees the play with p2 in the hopes that he2'll give him1 a blowjob.
2
p1 enters the theater to investigate the curious-looking top hat the manager's
wearing.
1
Back-alley bum p1 sneaks into the theater in the midst of the crowd.
1
Years ago, p1 tried to burn p2 down to the box-springs whilst he2 was sleeping and
now... he1 has a hankering to do it again
2
p1 ushers p2 and p3 to their seats.

3
p1, p2, and p3 sneak into the theater by standing on each other's shoulders and
wearing a trenchcoat.
3
p1 and p2 have come to collect p3's soul.

3
p1 is forced to perform within the theater for the collective amusement of several
giant cats.
1
Bloodbath Events
p1 grumbles about not finding closer parking.
1
p1, p2, and p3 arrive to the front gates in a tram.

3
p1 struggles to understand the park map.

1
p1 regrets coming with p2.

2
p1 brags about riding the rollercoaster seven times in a row last time he1 was
here.
1
p1 tries to cut in line but is punched in the face by p2 and sent to the back.
2
p1 finds a dropped ticket on the ground and smiles. Free admission!

1
p1, p2, p3, and p4 have a nice tailgate lunch.

4
p1 and p2 excitedly declare this the best field trip ever.

2
p1 hopes he1 doesn't see p2 here, considering how messy the divorce was.
2
p1 finds a switchblade in the garbage can.

1
p1 argues the prices with the gate attendent while p2 looks away, embarrassed.
2
p1 applies sunscreen to p2 and p3.

3
p1 struggles to finish his1 Big Gulp after seeing the "NO OUTSIDE FOOD ALLOWED"
sign.
1
p1 wonders if the 225 dollar season pass was worth it.

1
p1 naps in his1 car.

1
p1 chats with the gate attendant, a friend from high school.

1
p1 wishes that p2 would shut his2 kids up.

2
p1 and p2 sneak into the park through a hole in the fence.

2
p1 really wished he1 had checked the weather before coming here.
1
p1 manages to sneak a handgun in.

1
Bloodbath Events
p1 takes p2 back to the past to play some shitty games that suck ass.
2
p1, p2, p3, and p4 get into a hot tub that turns out to be a time machine
4
p1 travels to the past using a code on p2's ass

2
p1 travels to the future to see that the world's ruled by p2.

2
Once p1 reaches 88 mph, he1's gonna see some serious shit

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p1 is determined to kill p2's ancestor.

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p1's got a watch with a minute hand, a millennium hand, and an eon hand. It'll be a
happy land when they meet.
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p1 has become unstuck in time.

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p1's here to clean p2's clock.

2
p1 falls into a freezer-doodle and ends up in the future-jiggy.

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p1, p2, and p3 form a time squad.

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p1 is trying to steal all of history's greatest artifacts.

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p1 and p2 set out to solve a mystery and/or rewrite history.
2
p1 astrally projects into the past.

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p1 and p2 are a pair of Time Bandits, partners in time if you will.

2
p1, p2, p3, and p4 are a crew of time pirates, plundering the seven eras.
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p1 chooses p2 to be his1 companion.

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p1 is a time cop looking to bring time criminal p2 to justice.

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p1 is determined to make it Summer forever.

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p1 takes p2 back in time to teach him2 about history.

2
p1 ends up stuck 200 years in the past, and p2's stuck 200 years in the future. p3
tries to figure out how to get them both back.
3
Cave-people p1 and p2 travel using their Time Log.

2
p1 has a time machine, and a laser cannon!

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p1 plans to use the time machine to change a bunch of endings he1 didn't like.
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p1's choice of time machine is an entire, fully furnished tower.

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p1 claims to be the master of time. p2 and p3 back him1 up.

3
p1 has killed all of p2's ancestors through history, and he1's coming for him2
next.
2
p1 gets into a Delorean and drives off.

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p1, p2, p3, p4, and p5 all live in different eras, but soon their lives will
intertwine.
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p1 claims to be p2 and p3's child from the future.

3
p1, p2, and p3 go on a journey, a journey through time!

3
p1 tells p2 and p3 that there's no time to explain before bringing them into a time
machine.
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p1 claims to be p2 from the future.

2
In a team up, p1's the Looks, p2's the Brains, p3's the Wild Card, p4's the Muscle,
and p5's the Useless Chick.
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p1 tears open a portal in time and flings p2 into the future, where his1 evil is
law.
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p1 steps out of a time machine and resolves to do things better this time.
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p1 thinks that it's a wonderful day to travel back in time.

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p1 actually was born yesterday.

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p1 buys a time machine from p2, only to immediately time-jump to avoid paying.
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p1 goes back in time by running real real real fast.

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p1 tells p2 to come with him1 if he2 wants to live.

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Bloodbath Events
p1 grabs a shovel.
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p1 attempts suicide, but p2 talks him1 out of it.

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p1's got a gun.
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p1 grabs a shoge hook.

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There's vomit on p1's sweater already. Mom's spaghetti.

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p1 and p2 haggle over items.

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p1 gives p2 a noogie.
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p1 throws a dagger into p2's shoulder, but he2 escapes.

2
p1 finds p2's secret diary and starts reading it.

2
When no one was looking, p1 took forty cakes. He1 took forty cakes. That's as many
as four tens. And that's terrible.
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p1 and p2 receive Super Smash Bros. invitations from an unknown sponsor.

2
p1 takes a chainsaw from the cornucopia.

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p1 takes a sledgehammer from the cornucopia.

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p1 throws pocket sand in p2's eyes, blinding him2 while p1 flees.

2
p1 dodge rolls out of p2's attack range before he2 can deliver a fatal blow.
2
p1 breaks a jar of fishing bait over p2's head.

2
p1 blows a kiss to p2 from across the cornucopia.

2
p1 takes a Zweihander from the cornucopia.

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p1 finds a pyromancy flame in the cornucopia.

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p1 finds giant's armor in the cornucopia.

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The cornucopia literally runs away from p1 as he1 approaches it.

1
p1 takes a harpoon gun from the cornucopia.
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p1 takes a computer from the cornucopia.

1
p1 replaces his1 busted teeth with a beartrap.

1
p1 receives an Oscar from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.
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p1 receives a Golden Raspberry from the Golden Raspberry Award Foundation.

1
p1 and p2 team up and go on The Amazing Race.

2
p1 is about to punch p2 in the face, but p2 reminds him1 that it's Opposite Day. p1
then punches himself1.
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p1 uses whatever supplies he1 was able to find to create a makeshift Armored
Fighting Vehicle.
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p1 and p2 receive Death Battle invitations.

2
p1 takes a crossbow from the cornucopia.

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p1 and p2 mug p3 and p4 for their Super Smash Bros. invitations.

4
p1 receives an invitation to appear on Dancing With the Stars.

1
p1 proudly yells "FINALLY p1 HAS COME BACK TO THE HUNGER GAMES!"

1
p1 receives an official document from the SCP Foundation classifiying him1 as an

SCP.
1
p1 receives a membership card to the Salty Spittoon from an unknown sponsor.

1
p1 and p2 receive tickets to an all-expense paid cruise from an unknown sponsor.

2
p1 comes prepared, avoiding any supernaturally-conspired deaths by carrying salt in

his1 pockets.
1
p1 stumbles while running away from the cornucopia.

1
p1 and p2 make a bet, wondering if p3 or p4 will die first

4
p1 and p2 receive Unreal Tournament invitations from the Liandri Mining

Corporation.
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Bloodbath Events
p1 heads for shelter!
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p1 and p2 get caught in a traffic jam while evacuating.

2
p1, p2 and p3 are all actually Monster enthusiasts and arrived just in time to see
the cool Kaijus, with no regards to their wellbeing.
3
p1 uses the Rampage as an opportunity to just enjoy the luxuries of a high class
gourmet restaurant now devoid of patrons.
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p1 goes looting.
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For p1, being a worker at Mihama nuclear power plant, a certain dread sets in upon
hearing that Godzilla has been sighted off the coast.
1
"Why don't we just kill Godzilla with kindness?!" - p1 was discharged and escorted
out of U.N.G.C.C. headquarters shortly after.
1
p1 and p2 discuss the meaning of Kaiju as allegorical hubris for man's actions
against nature.
2
Whilst Monsters Rampage in Japan, an alien from outer space named p1 watches from
his1 spaceship, seeing opportunity!
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p1 is an alien from another planet here to sell humans his1 Beta Box technologies.
1
Attending the emergency meeting, p1 argues that the diet must concede further
control of G-Force operations to American and overseas oversight. Commander p2 and
the Minister of Defense, p3, are quick to rebuke him1, claiming this is a risk to
Japanese autonomy and pride!
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p1, p2, p3 and p4 are all inducted into the U.N.G.C.C. Psyonics Center to pool
their latent psychic potential together devising new anti-Kaiju methods or even to
learn how to communicate with monsters... or control them.
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p1 and p2 are working together hard to shut off the reactors of a nuclear power
plant ahead of Godzilla's arrival!
2
In G-Force's below-surface deployment bay, p2 is given a rundown on the basics of

the newest mecha's NT-1 synthetic diamond armor coating by p1, who boasts that
Godzilla's Atomic breath couldn't even scratch it!
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p1 thinks some of the Monsters are sexy. (Damn it Len!)

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p1 is working on a new satellite weapons system he1 calls 'Dimension Tide'.

1
p1 performs diagnostics on G-Force's Maser equipped vehicles, ensuring they remain

in peak condition for the battles ahead.
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Lowly engineer p1 somehow finds himself1 in a heated rivalry with an ace pilot of
G-Force, p2!
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p1 screams and runs in a fleeing crowd upon hearing a Kaiju's roar!

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p1 was on his1 way to work at the office when the Kaiju alarms started going off.
So much for that milestone bonus this month...
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Yokota Air Base: Type 93 Maser Attack Aircraft sortie, away! Give 'em hell, pilots!
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p1, p2 and p3 are Futurians who have arrived in their time machine to destroy Japan
in the present.
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Doctor p1 decides to preserve the memory of his1 deceased daughter by splicing her
cells with Godzilla's cells into a rose, like in Norse Mythology y'know? Nothing
bad can come of this.
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p1 and p2 participate in a training montage with the fellow members of their Mutant
special forces team.
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p1 is psyched upon getting news he1'll be reassigned aboard the warship Gotengo!
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p1, p2 and p3 have been hired as mercenaries to obtain samples of G-Cells by Bio-
Major.
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p1 rolls out into the streets of Tokyo in a Type-10 at the head of the tank column.
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p1 takes control of a Maser Tank.

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p1 can't decide if he1 wants to pilot Super X or remote control Super X2.
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p1 observes the flight patterns of birds and has to come to the conclusion he1
knows a way to defeat Godzilla from this.
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p1 is unhealthily obsessed with Pteranodons.
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p1 is frustrated to no end that the Garuda project has been scrapped by G-Force!
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Russian delegate Dr. p1 proposes a mecha project codenamed "Mobile Operation

Godzilla Universal Expert Robot Aero-type", a vehicular dual-module that can
combine into a versatile combat platform. With security council approval, p2
greenlights it on behalf of the national diet.
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p1 makes advancements in the field of ULT technology, inventing the first

cryolasers.
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p1 notices some bubbling in an oily patch on a polluted lake-.... Wait, were those
red eyes?!
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p1 makes a deal with the M Space Hunter Nebula Aliens to recruit Gigan!
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p1: "I wouldn't invest too much into reviving Serizawa's Micro Oxygen research, p2!
That stuff's more deadly than any nuke!" -- p2: "Psshaw! What's the worst that
could happen, p1?"
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After being killed mysteriously during a Kaiju attack, p1 awakens inside of a red
bubble being greeted by an Alien from the M78 Nebula, who proceeds to give him1 the
Beta Capsule and fuse with him1, reviving p1!
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p1 arranges school desks into Mothra's symbol to summon her to save the day!
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p1 builds a robot named Jet Jaguar. He basically good-hearted but he'd like to
smash that kid against a rock.
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p1 is recruited to pilot a giant purple robot and... Wait a minute! This isn't G-
Force!
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p1, p2, p3, p4 and p5 were a Japanese motorcycle gang riding their bikes but they
all get the shit scared out of them when Baragon bursts out of the ground on the
road ahead of them suddenly!
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The Shobijin appear to warn p1 of the impending arrival of a terrifying Monster

from space destroying planets in his wake!
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p1 and p2 team up to combine the cells of Godzilla and King Ghidorah to create the
ultimate being: Bagan!
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p1 is using their psychic link to summon the friend to all children across the
globe: Gamera!
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p1 and p2 revive an ancient alien spaceship derelict in the ocean by shining the
lights of their submarine on it.
2
p1 silently wonders what will hatch from the giant ominous egg recovered from
Adonoa Island.
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p1 is laughed out of the emergency council meeting when expressing concerns that
continued neglect of the pollution Seatopians suffer from nuclear testing will
incur their wrath.
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Kurai yoru no tobari ga kieru Asa ga kitara nemuri kara samete hoshii no Watashi no
Shisa hoshi no hamabe de matteiru no Shisa chikarazuyoku aoi koraru o koete Hoho no
namida o fuite okure Watashi no mune de moeteiru moeteiru Shisa Shisa Shisa Kingu
Shisa!
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p1 doesn't know how, but they're determined to get a Mothra GF one way or another.
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Three ambassadors representing earth are sent to meet with a group of aliens
demanding diplomacy near Mt. Fuji. Upon arriving, the aliens, called Mysterians,
demand the... right to mate with earth women and threaten to destroy mankind if
they can't. The diplomats don't know how to feel about that...
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p1 tells p2 to bring 'only essentials' when evacuating their Tokyo apartment. p2

overloads their car with everything from game systems to unnecessary amounts of
fumos and otaku figures to katanas and VHS collections, cooler full of beers,
dakimakuras and instant ramen anyway.
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p1 is recruited for a secret project to construct a battle machine using the

skeleton of the Original Godzilla for his1 knowledge on DNA computers.
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p1 joined G-Force just for the premium purpose of committing suicide-by-Kaiju.

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p1 has adopted a strange yellowish yeti baby thing. p2 asks him1 what the fuck that
thing is.
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Bloodbath Events
p1 grabs a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shovel.
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p1 grabs a funky-ass backpack n' retreats.

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p1 n' p2 fight fo' a funky-ass bag. p1 gives up n' retreats.

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p1 n' p2 fight fo' a funky-ass bag. p2 gives up n' retreats.

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p1 findz a funky-ass bow, some arrows, n' a quiver.
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p1 runs tha fuck into tha cornucopia n' hides.

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p1 takes a handful of throwin knives.

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p1 rips a mace outta p2z hands.

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p1 findz a cold-ass lil canteen full of water.

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p1 stays all up in tha cornucopia fo' resources.

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p1 gathers as much chicken as he1 can.

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p1 grabs a sword.
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p1 takes a spear from inside tha cornucopia.

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p1 findz a funky-ass bag full of explosives.

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p1 clutches a gangbangin' first aid kit n' runs away.

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p1 takes a sickle from inside tha cornucopia.

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p1, p2, n' p3 work together ta git as nuff supplies as possible.

3
p1 runs away wit a lighta n' some rope.

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p1 snatches a funky-ass forty of brew n' a rag.

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p1 findz a funky-ass backpack full of campin shit.

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p1 grabs a funky-ass backpack, not realizin it is empty.

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p1 breaks p2z nozzle fo' a funky-ass basket of bread.

2
p1, p2, p3, n' p4 share every last muthafuckin thang they gathered before hustlin.
4
p1 retrieves a trident from inside tha cornucopia.

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p1 grabs a jar of fishin bait while p2 gets fishin gear.

2
p1 scares p2 away from tha cornucopia.

2
p1 grabs a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shield leanin on tha cornucopia.

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Bloodbath Events
p1 releases the gas at the right time and gets a rocket start!
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p1 holds down the gas pedal for too long and burns out.
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p1 races off.
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p1 grabs a map and checks it carefully before driving off.

1
p1 fills up his1 gas tank.

1
p1 puts the finishing touches on his1 weapons system.

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p1 puts on a pair of fancy driving gloves.

1
p1 puts on a pair of goggles.

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p1 finishes painting anime girls on his1 vehicle.

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p1 activates his1 GPS.

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p1 grabs a spare tire.

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p1 grabs an ice scraper.

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p1's engine stalled.

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p1 peels out.
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Oops! p1 had the silly thing in reverse!

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p1 obviously follows that cab.
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p1 jumps on the trunk to try and cram his1 luggage inside.

1
p1 grabs all the missiles.

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p1 ties a rope around p2's vehicle and drives away cackling.

2
p1 has no idea where to go, so he1 decides to just follow p2.

2
p1, p2, p3, p4 and p5 decide to carpool.

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p1, p2, and p3 are stuck behind p4 who doesn't know how to drive stick.
4
p1 is joined by a chimpanzee and a small child.

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p1 christens his1 vehicle the "p1mobile".

1
p1 gets into a truck that fell off the back of a truck-truck.

1
p1 enters the competition after hearing that the winner would get a free wish.
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p1's vehicle will explode if it goes under 50 miles an hour

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p1, p2, p3, and p4 are in a literal race war.

4
p1 forcibly pulls p2 out of his2 vehicle before driving off in it. p2 gives chase.
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p1 doesn't have a license, but that doesn't stop him1 from competing.
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p1 is fast, which makes p2 furious.

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p1 leaps into his1 vehicle through the window Duke boys style before driving off.
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Bloodbath Events
p1 grabs a shovel.
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p1, p2, and p3 form the Axis Powers.

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p1, p2, and p3 form the Allied Forces.

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p1 enlisted in the army because he1 needed the money.

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p1 enlisted in the army because he1 thinks camo looks cool.

1
p1 is drafted into the war.

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p1 is a sniper with over 300 confirmed kills.

1
p1 quickly realizes that this is much different than Call of Duty.

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Lt. p1 ain't got no legs.

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Bloodbath Events
p1 rides into town on a brown horse with white spots.
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p1 came riding into town on a dusty brown horse.

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p1 rides into town on p2

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p1 takes a battered old Winchester rifle from the cornucopia before heading out.
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p1 has to walk through the desert to get to the town because someone stole his1
horse.
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As p1 rides into town, his1 horse keels over and dies from dehydration.
1
p1 takes a bulletproof jacket from the cornucopia.

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p1 grabs a .44 magnum revolver from the cornucopia and slides it into his1 holster.
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p1 shoots a hole in the hat p2 was about to grab.

2
p1 grabs a jar of dynamite powder from the cornucopia.

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p1 takes a lump of pyrite from the cornucopia, mistaking it for gold.

1
p1 grabs several spare rifle parts from the cornucopia before sprinting off.
1
p1 grabs several items from the cornucopia before sprinting off, leaving his1 horse
behind.
1
p1 takes a bottle of whiskey from the cornucopia.

1
p1 grabs a set of tools before sprinting off.

1
p1 takes a Cosmopolitan Carbine that was leaning against the cornucopia.

1
p1 takes a saddle from the cornucopia, despite not having a horse.

1
p1 takes a canteen full of water and some preserved meat before running off.
1
p1 rides into town and snatches up a rife and some ammunition from the cornucopia
before riding back out, all without ever getting off his1 horse.
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p1 shoots at p2 but only ends up killing his2 horse.

2
p1 sees p2 is about to grab a holster so he1 quickly snatches it instead.

2
p1 sees p2 hunched over and wounded after being shot by p3 so he1 quickly tends to
their wounds.
3
p1 and p2 haul off one of the large tables all the supplies were sitting on.
2
p1 and p2 get into a fistfight but call it off before either is injured.
2
p1 snatches a suspicious looking jar of worms from the cornucopia.

1
p1 calls the sheriff over and reports all the items everyone stole from the
cornucopia.
1
p1 grabs a stick of dynamite and some matches.

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p1 takes a handful of repeater carbine rounds from the cornucopia.

1
p1 rides into town with a fire in his1 eyes burning red as sundown.
1
p1 grabs a pair of assless leather chaps from the cornucopia.

1
p1 takes a pipe and a handful of tobacco from the cornucopia.

1
p1 picks up up several chairs before running off.

1
p1 takes a LeMat revolver from the cornucopia.

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p1 rides into town with six ways of dying hanging low at his1 side.
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p1 arrives to the cornucopia early because he1 took the train.
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p1 rides into town on a mule and is made fun of by everyone.

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p1 grabs a revolver. p2 grabs a bigger revolver and brags about it to him1.

2
As p1 and p2 get into a fight over who saw a gun first, p3 takes it for himself3.
3
p1 rolls a large barrel of gin away from the cornucopia.

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p1 grabs a parcel of linen wrap from the cornucopia.

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p1 grabs as much as he1 can fit in a scoop of his1 arms before running away.
1
p1 comes riding from the south south side slowly looking all around.
1
p1 arrives late and scavenges what they can from the nearly barren cornucopia
before running off.
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p1's horse comes riding into town on another horse while he1 chases after it.
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p1 arives to the cornucopia late and doesn't get any supplies. p2 sees this and
tosses him1 an old revolver.
2
p1 grabs a belt and a few shiny belt buckles before prancing off flamboyantly.
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p1 takes a barrel from the cornucopia marked "Important Supplies" only to find out
p2 was hiding in it.
2
p1 watches p2 gathering supplies through the sight of his1 rifle but decides not to
shoot.
2
p1 and p2 team up to gather supplies before splitting up.

2
p1 rides into town a youth within their teens, but full of challenge and desire
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p1 grabs a Big Fifty Sharps Rifle from the cornucopia.

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p1 and p2 glare at eachother menacingly before going their separate ways.

2
p1 is sent by the governor to track down p2 and bring him2 to justice.

2
p1 grabs a poncho and a sombrero from the Cornucopia before cooly walking away.
1
p1 and p2 ride into town to track down a shipment of gold that was stolen from
them.
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p1 rolls a barrel of black powder away from the Cornucopia.

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p1 comfortably arrives at the cornucopia by way of stagecoach.

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Nobody dares to get close to p1 as he1 slowly decides what he1 wants from the
cornucopia and walks off.
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p1 quickly grabs a rifle and a handful of the wrong ammunition before heading off.
1
p1 grabs what he1 needs and sets the Cornucopia on fire before heading off.
1
p1 decides a bandoleer full of ammunition and a shotgun will give him1 the best
chances of survival.
1
p1 and p2 play rock, paper, scissors to decide who has to carry their team's
supplies.
2
p1 trips over a tumbleweed while running away.

1
p1 grabs a canteen and crate full of MREs and hauls it off.

1
p1 grabs a set of throwing axes and a matchbox from the Cornucopia.

1
p1 takes a Colt Single Action Army and a holster.

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p1 and p2 both reach for a gun and then fight over who saw it first.
2
p1 and p2 ride into town for one thing, to take p3 back alive or maybe dead.
3
p1 rides into town on a caravan containing his1 teammates, p2 and p3, trailing
behind him1.
3
p1 decides taking a big bouquet of dynamite is the best option.

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p1 steals p2's horse and rides away while he2 is distracted gathering supplies.
2
p1 shoves several items under his1 arms before running away from the cornucopia
awkwardly while trying not to drop anything.
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p1 and p2 ride away while p3 is distracted so they don't have to travel with him3
in their group anymore.
3
Nobody knows where p1 came from, they only knew he1 came in.
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p1 rides into town, then rides right back out directly into the desert after seeing
p2 at the cornucopia.
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They spread terror near and far, with lead and blood he1 gained such fame. All
through the West they feared the name of... p1.
1
p1 arrives into town by way of the newly invented automobile... but is forced to
continue on foot as there are no gas stations in the west.
1
p1 and p2 make silly faces at one another while waiting for the game to start.
2
p1 scoops everything he can into a bag and runs off, but he1 later discovers
everything fell out because of a large hole in the bottom.
1
p1 loads up on medical supplies and heads away from the Cornucopia.

1
p1 picks up his1 podium and carries it off in the hopes of reverse engineering it
into a dangerous explosive devise.
1
p1 grabs a sweater from the Cornucopia and heads off into the desert heat.
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Bloodbath Events
p1 exits the lodge empty-handed.
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p1 grabs a map of the arena.

1
p1 grabs a survival guide.

1
p1 grabs a pair of skis.

1
p1 grabs a backpack full of supplies.

1
p1 grabs a knife and hammer.

1
p1 takes in the warmth of the lodge before exiting.
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p1 rides to the lodge on a polar bear.

1
p1 rides to the lodge on a snow worm.

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An ice formation appears in the lodge and melts, revealing p1 and p2.
2
p1 and p2 agree to kill each other last.

2
p1 hides in the lodge's bathroom.

1
p1, p2, p3, and p4 discuss the arena.

4
p1 grabs some ice skates.

1
p1 drops down to the lodge via skydiving.

1
p1 grabs a snowboard.
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p1 is wondering why everyone is in his1 lodge.

1
p1 thinks he1 went to the wrong ski lodge for his1 winter vacation.
1
p1 arrives with his1 pack of wolves.

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p1 and p2 arrive at the lodge via a school bus.

2
p1, p2, and p3 are carried to the lodge by winter winds.

3
p1, p2, p3, and p4 discuss survival tactics.

4
p1 arrives at the lodge via helicopter.

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p1's hibernation was disturbed by the tributes.

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p1 was hired to capture rare animals in the arena.

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p1 exits the lodge with a book on ice magic.

1
p1 exits the lodge with a Ring of Frost.

1
p1 practices making campfires near the lodge before heading out.

1
p1 arrives naked because he1 thinks clothes are for cowards.

1
p1 emerges from the waters near the frozen shore.

1
p1 emerges from the lodge's freezer.

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When p1 ignited the fireplace, p2 emerged from the flames.

2
p1, p2, p3, and p4 arrive to hunt monsters for food and materials.
4
p1 arrives at the frozen shore using a jet ski.

1
p1, p2, and p3 arrive at the frozen shore using a boat.

3
p1 and p2 are resurrected by The Lich King to kill the other tributes.
2
A giant snowball containing p1, p2, p3, and p4 rolls onto the lodge.
4
p1 grabs a shovel and a hardhat.

1
p1, p2, and p3 enter the lodge to hide from the Russian army.
3
p1 and p2 arrive at the lodge for their honeymoon.

2
p1 watches with envy as p2 and p3 kiss before leaving the lodge.

3
p1 curses the anon who nominated him1 for putting him1 in this frozen hell.
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p1 and p2 give advice on sex to p3 and p4 while in the lodge.

4
p1 and p2 kiss before leaving the lodge, knowing that it might be their last kiss.
2
p1 asks p2 and p3 to not be lewd in his1 presence.

3
p1 leaves the lodge with some night-vision goggles.
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p1 makes a sled at the lodge before heading out.

1
p1 spends the opening moments of this game cleaning up the lodge with p2.
2
p1 prepares his1 spells before heading out.

1
p1 catches a ride on the Polar Express, next stop /v/'s winter lodge.
1
p1 would like to thank the anonymous sponsor that got him1 sent to this frozen
hellhole.
1
p1 was tasked with killing any dangerous monsters found in the arena. It's a tough
job, but someone has to do it.
1
p1 heads to a nearby mine to see if he1 can find something of use.

1
p1, and p2 hide the vodka they stole from Russian soldiers somewhere in the lodge.
2
p1, and p2 ride a sled all the way to the lodge.

2
Santa wishes p1 good luck after dropping him1 off at the lodge.
1
p1 arrives wearing five sets of clothes, but no jacket.

1
p1 arrives at the lodge riding on a reindeer.

1
p1, p2, and p3 build a snowman together. Too bad they will have to kill each other.
3
p1 arrives in a limousine.
1
Descending from the heavens p1 touches down on the roof of the lodge.
1
p1 cancels his1 trip to the Bahamas, and heads to the Arena lodge.
1
p1, and p2 burst out of the christmas presents Santa Claus had brought to the
lodge.
2
While Santa was unloading gifts for the lodge p1 jumps out of the toy sack.
1
After arriving at the lodge p1 purchases a christmas sweater at the gift shop.
1
p1 rides an ice resurfacer to the lodge.

1
p1, and p2 arrive on snowmobiles.

2
p1 purchases an HK MP5 at the giftshop.

1
Using the gift card his parents gave him p1 buys some candy canes at the giftshop.
1
p1 lands safely at the lodge entrance after being thrown out of a plane.
1
p1 refuses to enter the lodge because he1 doesn't trust the other tributes.
1
After crashing his1 plane in the arena p1 emerges from the wreckage.
1
p1 arrives at the lodge riding on a penguin.

1
p1 magically teleports to the lodge's bathroom.

1
p1 is escorted to the lodge under military escort.

1
After being released from prison p1 is forced to participate in the winter arena.
1
Under a secret mission from the POTUS, p1 sneaks into the arena undetected.
1
p1 makes his1 way to the lodge via a hang glider.

1
p1 appears in the arena as if from nowhere. It's a christmas miracle.

1
After getting into a fight with a yeti p1 stumbles into the lodge. Wounded, but
alive.
1
p1 enters the arena in pursuit of p2.

2
p1, p2, and p3 carpool to the lodge.

3
p1 brings some presents to put around the christmas tree. Nobody knows he1 stole
them from an orphanage just days before.
1
p1, and p2 wish each other a Merry Christmas before entering the lodge.
2
p1, and p2 exchange gifts with each other. The gifts contained some comfy sweaters.
2
p1 gives p2 a present. p2 is embarrassed because he2 didn't get anything for p1.
2
After arriving at the lodge p1 puchases some funny antlers, and red nose to wear.
1
After arriving at the lodge, and hanging up his1 coat, p1 purchases a semi-
automatic rifle at the gift shop.
1
p1 heads straight to the gift shop after arriving in the arena, and is shocked to
find someone has purchased all the candy before him1.
1
p1 buys all the candy in the gift shop just to be mean.

1
p1 pulls up to the lodge in a fancy new sports car he1 got as an early christmas
present.
1
p1 thinks he1 was nominated just to suffer.

1
p1, and p2 ride a horse drawn sleigh all the way to the lodge.
2
p1 brushes up on some winter survival strategies with p2.

2
p1 arrives at the lodge under orders to kill Santa Claus.

1
p1 hates christmas, but participates anyways.

1
After arriving at the lodge p1 opens one of the presents under the tree. It had
some delicious christmas cookies inside.
1
p1 arrives with his1 pet dog following close behind him1.

1
p1 was asked to participate in the arena because he1 is popular with the kids. He1
accepts the invitation.
1
p1 arrives at the lodge early, and decides to take it easy next to the fireplace
before the games begin.
1
Bloodbath Events
p1, p2, and p3 find the beach and relax for some time.
3
p1 and p2 argue about why they are even here.

2
p1 swears he1 heard a distant cackle.

1
p1 washes up on the shore.

1
p1 and p2 go to the guesthouse.

2
p1, p2, p3, and p4 came here to learn about the Legend of the Golden Witch.
4
p1 doesn't really believe in witches. p2 gets angry at him1.

2
p1 and p2 make their way to the Ushiromiya Family Mansion.

2
p1 makes his1 way to the Ushiromiya Family Mansion.

1
p1 brought a notebook with him1.

1
p1 and p2 notice that the clouds are very dark today.

2
p1, p2, and p3 are only here to solve the Witch's Epitaph and find the hidden gold.
3
p1 is excited. He1 loves witches.

1
p1 plans to murder everyone for the hidden gold.

1
p1 wants to believe that magic is real.

1
Upon getting to the island, p1 spends his1 time admiring the rose garden.
1
p1's first instinct is to relax on the beach for the time being.
1
p1 comes up with a plan to bully p2 into giving him1 lots of money.

2
p1 believes that the Golden Witch called him1 here.

1
p1 laughs at p2 during the ride to the island. p2 was complaining and crying about
how the boat might sink and such.
2
Bloodbath Events
p1 is too embarrassed to show their face so they make a avatar of a cute anime girl
to be the face of their channel.
1
(player1) has a potato for a camera but is so attractive they still get
subscribers.
1
(player1) uploads their first video.

1
p1's very first video becomes the most disliked video on youtube.
1
p1 only started making youtube videos because they're an attention whore.

1
(player1) only started this as a way to share videos of his1 pets with family
members that live far away.
1
(player1) starts a "Family" channel which is basically just home videos of their
kids.
1
(player1) plans to make videos exposing the truth about the flat earth.
1
(player1) wants to teach kids the christian truth.

1
p1 Is a huge attention whore.

1
(player1) plans to only record "educational" videos where he1 just reads wikipedia
articles verbatim in a monotone voice.
1
p1 is just in this for that sweet, sweet ad revenue.

1
Bloodbath Events
It's time for (player1) to get his1 game on!
1
(player1) and (player2) make some last minute trades of cards and equipment before
the game starts
2
Before the game starts (player1) steals (player2)'s rarest cards and destroys them.
2
(player1) spends every penny they have on the entry fee.

1
p1's relative was kidnapped by the host, and the only way to get them back is to
win this game.
1
p1 makes sure every single one of his1 cards are in a protective sleeve before the
game begins.
1
p1 double checks their supplies of food, water, dice, and cards before the game
starts.
1
Sadly all the weapons p1 brought to this death match has been censored and replaced
with family friendly alternatives.
1
p1 thinks about what he1 will do with the prize money when he1 wins
1
(player1) stuffs a few cards up his1 sleeve, just in case.

1
p1 and (player2) sits uncomfortably close to each other on the tour bus to the
arena.
2
p1 spends every cent they have on extra packs of cards, forgetting to buy other
supplies like food and water.
1
(player1), p2, p3 and p4 draw a smiley face over their hands and promise to help
each other in their time of need.
4
As (player1) and (player2) argue over the rules of their duel p3 sneaks in and
steals cards from both of their decks
3
Before the game starts p1 asks for p2's autograph, (player2) charges him1 his1
rarest card as a payment.
2
Just as p1 is about to finish his1 house of cards p2 knocks it over, then walks
away casually.
2
p1 has been sponsored by an unknown company, strangely all the supplies that's
given to him1 is dragon themed
1
p1 and p2 have a friendly practice duel before the game starts, p2 wins thanks to a
few hidden cards up his2 sleeve.
2
p1 and p2 have a friendly practice duel before the game starts, but right before p1
wins (player2) flips the table over, sending both of their decks scattered across
the room.
2
p1 is unable to pay the tour bus that brought him1 to the arena and takes a swift
kick to the butt by the red headed tour guide before being kicked off.
1
Before p1 steps into the arena a bow tie monster latches itself onto him1, for the
rest of the game he1 is controlled by the shape snatcher.
1
It's said that p1 and p2 are destined to face each other in the finals, as their
ancestors did 5,000 years ago
2
(player1) straps himself1 into a virtual reality simulator, the rest of the game is
simply a training exercise for him1
1
ATTENTION ALL DUELISTS. These duelists are deemed the highest threat to this game,
take them out at all costs.
3
While everyone is waiting for the game to start p1 makes a paper airplane out of a
spare card, flying though the air it pokes p2 in the eye.
2
Before the game starts (player1) is attacked from behind by a group of hooded men.
When he1 awakens one of his1 eyes are replaced with an ancient Egyptian artifact.
1
Congrats p1, we've looked at your stats and it turns out you're the ultimate
warrior in terms of attack and defense
1
Throughout the entire game the song "Sexy back" will play every where (player1)
goes.
1
Before the game starts everyone has to listen to p1 explain the importance of
friendship. p2 falls asleep during the speech while (player3) and (player4) take
turns drawing on his2 face with a marker.
4
Before the game starts the stats of all the duelists are displayed: p1 is a Five
Star duelist, while (player2) is rated at a half star.
2
p1 is gifted a complete Dark Magician Girl outfit. Put it on or you're banned from
my games.
1
p1 can't wait for this match to be super special awesome.

1
Throughout the entire game p1's mind will be controlled by p2, he1 just doesn't
know it yet.
2
When the game starts p1 suddenly grows a foot taller and his1 voice gets deeper.
1
The entire time every other duelist is running into the arena p1 is busy doing a
transformation sequence
1
p1 has recovered from surgery just in time to enter this game.
1
Before the match starts (player1) calls (player2) a fool before knocking his2 cards
out of his2 hand and running away
2
p1 is running wild!
1
(player1), (player2), (player3) and (player4) all stand up from their seats at once
in an overly dramatic fashion
4
p1 is ready to dimension the dice! Whatever that means.

1
Suddenly holes open up under (player1), (player2), (player3) and (player4)'s feet,
sending them all falling into the arenas
4
(player1) spikes his1 hair to fit the occasion

1
Before the game starts (player1) is crushed by some falling rocks, (player1)
survives but we replaced his1 leg bone with a dinosaur bone, now (player1) has dino
DNA
1
Before the game even starts p1 trips and breaks his1 neck, killing him1. However,
we put his1 mind in a robot monkey so he1 can reenter the game.
1
As the game begins (player1) drives along the duelists on his1 motorcycle, picking
up and kidnapping (player2), forcing him2 to help him1 for the rest of the game
2
(player1) pays his1 entry fee and strolls into the arena, (player2) and (player3)
sneak in toll free in (player1)'s baggage, within the enclosed space they end up
kicking and bumping into each other on every single bump into the arena.
3
The plane carrying (player1), (player2) and (player3) suddenly begins to crash,
diving nose first towards the ground three magical dragons help guide the plane
land some what safely, leaving everyone on board alive with only minor injuries.
3
While filling out the entry form (player1) is confused to see the genders listed
are: Aqua, Beast, Beast-warrior, Dinosaur, Dragon, Fairy, Fiend, Fish, Insect,
Machine, Plant, Psychic, Pyro, Reptile, Rock, Sea Serpent, Spellcaster, Thunder,
Warrior, Winged Beast, Wyrm, and Zombie
1
Just as the game starts (player1) mocks (player2), saying he2 is a forth rate
duelist, (player2) replies by knocking (player1)'s cards out of his1 hand before
running away
2
We ran the numbers, (player1)'s success probability is about 0.

1
(player1) is reborn into the arena thanks to a "Monster Reborn" card set on his1
grave
1
(player1) returns from a different dimension to enter this game!

1
(player1) trips running to run into the arena. Remember (player1) we all fall once
and awhile, but that's what makes us stronger.
1
It's time for p1 to duel!

1
Bloodbath Events
p1 steals a platypus and gets pricked by its venomous spur. It doesn't kill him1
but the pain is agonizing.
1
p1 contracts leprosy from an armadillo, but it'll take years for the symptoms to
show.
1
p1 and p2 argue about whether the okapi exhibit is real or a scam.

2
p1 and p2 skip the reptile and amphibian exhibits because they smell so bad.
2
p1 and p2 arrive too late for the camel rides.

2
A mandrill charges p1 and p2, but bonks his face against the glass. They laugh at
the dumb monkey.
2
p1 gets furious when the tuataras are in the lizard exhibit and rants about it to
p2.
2
p1 and p2 are devastated to learn that that you can't ride the giant tortoises.
2
A tiger runs at its glass enclosure and scares p1 so badly that he1 starts to cry.
p2 and p3 laugh at him1.
3
p1, p2, and p3 spend three minutes trying to find a small toad in its exhibit and
then spend fifteen seconds looking at it.
3
Rather than look at all the exotic animals in the zoo, p1, p2, and p3 stare at some
wild geese that flew inside.
3
p1, p2, and p3 head straight for the petting zoo and hug some goats!
3
p1, p2, and p3 are here to see the baby giraffe first and foremost.
3
p1, p2, and p3 are shocked to learn that aardvarks are real.
3
p1 and p2 establish a meaningful bond with a catfish and a softshell turtle.

2
At the petting zoo, an ill-tempered pony kicks p1 in the groin. p2 laughs at his1
misery.
2
p1 and p2 steal a pair of bush babies and intend to breed them and make a fortune.
2
p1 discovers that jellyfish are animals and not some kind of weird plant.
1
p1, p2, and p3 gather a hedgehog, an echidna, a fox, and a bat and are disappointed
when they don't become friends.
3
p1, p2, and p3 each keep a cube of wombat poop as a momento of their fun day at the
zoo!
3
p1, p2, and p3 laugh at Australians while watching an emu run from a goose.
3
p1 and p2 skip the snail and slug exhibit because snails and slugs are gross.
2
p1 doesn't believe p2 that a wolverine is a real creature until they're there

looking at one.
2
p1, p2, and p3 are devastated to learn there are no dinosaurs.

3
The guardian of the goat tower chases p1 and p2 off the edge. The tower isn't tall,
so they only sprain their ankles when they land.
2
p1 is just here to eat an endangered animal.

1
p1 warns p2 and p3 about drop bears.

3
p1, p2, and p3 release a mongoose into the cobra exhibit and place bets on how many
it can kill.
3
p1 sees a lowland streaked tenrec for the first time and immediately starts working
on his1 next fursona.
1
p1 and p2 are stunned by the civet collection. Malayan, African, banded, otter,
masked, small-toothed, all kinds!
2
p1 and p2 see a saiga for the first time and burst into laughter.
2
The long-wattled umbrellabird does not disappoint p1 and p2.

2
p1 can't find the frogfish in its tank and loudly complains to p2 about a zoo
keeping an animal you can't find.
2
p1 buries p2 up to his2 head in a huge ant hill, but a giant anteater saves him2
from agonizing death.
2
p1 and p2 are shocked and confused when they see a real-life bandicoot for the
first time.
2
p1 and p2 decide all the other felines would be too hard to keep, so they steal a
margay.
2
p1 and p2 are surprised but pleased by the Tasmanian devils.

2
p1, p2, and p3 are shocked to learn that there is more than one kind of opossum.
3
p1 makes the mistake of calling a fossa a "pretty kitty" and is forced into a
boring lecture by p2.
2
p1 and p2 want a Savannah cat, so they smuggle their tabby in, breed her with a
serval, and hope for the best.
2
The Lake Titicaca scrotum frog has p1 and p2 rolling on the floor laughing.
2
p1 and p2 are here to get beaver hats and muskrat coats.

2
At the polar bear exhibit, p1 and p2 hear about global warming for the first time
and start crying.
2
p1 diligently questions a zookeeper about the differences between solenodons and

elephant shrews while p2 just wants to see the monkeys.
2
p1 and p2 try feeding p3 to the giant clam, but are unsuccessful.

3
p1 and p2 are pleasantly surprised to see a pair of endangered handfish.

2
p1 and p2 aren't too impressed with the bald eagles.
2
p1 tries to kill p2 with a sawfish, but there's no part of that plan that could
ever work.
2
p1 and p2 are surprised to discover that kangaroo rats are not Australian.
2
The Gila monster disappoints p1 and p2.

2
Bloodbath Events
What do the p1 plan
1
p1 and p2 missed all the other kid?

2
p1 don't talk like a new word

1
p1 don't understand people always so! he1'll make p2 seem petty

2
i know
1
Give me a khajiit named p1 Good times

1
p1 sees p2 Epic superman transformation

2
p2 DON'T KNOW SHIT

3
whats a literal baby for the missions later, But p1 will be made, you know p3 makes
sweet things taste more sweet
3
p1 actually got a good

1
wetfats been p1
1
p1 found a thing on pizza tastes good

1
elves are friends not food? and p2 hate it? tell me more.
2
p2's not allowed to the other day. what the requirment. not allowed to tell them p3
is annoying
3
p1 look better zoomed in my weeb who likes cute girls like p2

2
Cranberry Cranberries Cranberry sauce
1
long lasting pirate bread.

5
Rigs, but there isn't he like 70, p1 go. p2 been sickly? they go tame them wetfat
is a hard biscuit
2
Wetfat been sickly? ill google it

1
p1 a dl before
1
an ancient knowledge only known to tell its own story....p1!

1
churro with butter and a thing on it makes p1

1
"biden had a BG setting i ever host as p2"

2
an attempt will be made, but the requirment! a p1 with butter

1
p1 is feel unwell... Just cause 3 �?? amatuerII he1 played today and beat lots of
people. do either of people
6
"I'm building a diverse team"

4
p1 make wincards tho

1
Has scatfag showed up? Nope, just p1

1
p1 shouldn't be australian
1
p1's doing something that shit reeee

1
still more embarrassing : being p1

1
Fuck off come down the yurt tag now

3
p1 is strongest HG avatar?
4
p1 will dump at this p2 at the pile of bones!

2
soy emote = p2 emote
3
KFC has no....ONE BEAVER, that's what i think this is so p1 is looking for food
1
the scene, out the bots, p1's veronica's pretty smart! the leader in p1's team
6
NOOO p1 STOP HARASSING WOMEN

2
p1 is the colors of stuff

1
imagine..
1
Salt makes sweet things So extreme, cool teens doin' ninja things makes p1 angry
1
rats can't wear pant, but p1 can

1
rats can't wear pant, p1 booty

1
p1 12 hours of AI technology and make p2

2
i want to be free!
1
p1 made a consciousness shift.... Now they're here

1
just excited the few new players

3
"I hope I'm allowed to die"

1
p1 is not allowed to die

1
p1 found the chosen few

1
p1 existed at the rabbit when you know what happens

2
p1 trollface
1
p1's a fucking mad scramble to make one p2 friend

2
Also PeKINGese
3
Whatever p1 is gonna vote even in the funny p3 nickname for 21 you know what have a
hearty stew p1 could steal it lmao
4
"Get me. The shit!"

2
Just outta here

5
p1 had a sammich God p2 had a netorare doujin already.

2
Nooooo rape in 2011!!!!!!

2
Look man p1 spams too

3
THE ROOF SIR

4
With p1? And with a potato? No dignity.

2
Diego is based veronica. why? Vote for the vast majority of p3

6
p1 The best girl

1
Sam (clone) 3 people

3
I thought we need to see p1

1
p1 feel great movie

1
p1's cards you

1
p1 also have shit

3
We won.......not yet
4
p1 + baddragon partnership
1
Yeah, but p1 his1self

1
"I could do this"

3
KNEEL
5
p1 need clues for the github?

1
p1 arrived when the emotional part

3
Ugandans at least have p1 commando

1
ACTION MOVIE
5
p1 can't get more people to bite p3's asshole who escapes

5
p1 winning when
1
p3 a treacherous fuck
3
Wholesome p1 chungus
1
This is why incest is bad

1
This is why the players are valuable

2
p1 was an insect kinda told you want to buy a pet tournament....

1
Gordon, there's p1's first name

1
This is p1
1
p1 is based
4
p1, p3 p2 had a regular basis

3
It's a moth
1

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Bloodbath Events

p1 puts on a pair of goggles, ready to get to work.

p1 puts on an oversized sheriff hat, and tips it towards p2 and p3.

p1 wants to look pretty, so he1 puts on a cute little heart pin.

p1 and p2 fight over an oversized cheese, but p1 inevitably gives up.

p1 puts on a baseball cap before slowly turning it around.

p1 picks up a banana peel from the trash and uses it as a hat.

p1 straps on a black bandana, ready to defend his1 honor.

p1 had just recently bought a beanie, so he1 wants to show it off.

p1 puts a plunger on his1 head. For convience.

p1 is a science experiment, in actuality. With the right half of their body

p1 folds a piece of paper into a hat before putting it on.

p1 attaches a balloon on his1 head.

p1 wraps a do-rag over his1 head.

p1 and p2 fight for a bag. p1 gives up and retreats.

p1 and p2 fight for a bag. p2 gives up and retreats.

p1 finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

p1, p2, and p3 work together to get as many supplies as possible.

p1 runs away with a lighter and some rope.

p1 snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.

p1 grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.

p1 breaks p2's nose for a basket of bread.

p1 grabs a jar of fishing bait while p2 gets fishing gear.

p1 runs and hides inside the Pantheon.

p1 runs straight to the public baths.

p1 laughs at p2 on how much of a plebian he2 is!

p1 grabs a jug of Garum(fermented fish sauce), mistaking it for wine.

p1 decides to join the Roman Legion.

p1 decides to become a Senator.

p1 decides to join the Slave Trade.

p1, p2, p3, p4 and p5 forms an Alliance.

p1, p2, p3, p4 and p5 forms a mercenary band. Will it hold?

p1 and p2 are now rivals.

p1 and p2 are now friends.

p1 attacks p2. p2 survives but is left crippled.

p1 attacks p2. p2 survives but is left blinded.

p1 begins to laugh hysterically as the chaos unfold... IN ROME!

p1 pees his1 pants as the chaos unfold... IN ROME!

p1 thinks p2 is a funny guy. That's why he1 is going to kill p2 last.

p1 grabs an idol of Minerva, hoping justice will be on his1 side.

p1 finds a jug full of water.

p1 takes a handful of pilums and a Legionary helmet.

p1 finds a jug full of wine.

p1 runs away with a torch and some rope.

p1 creates and leads a Patrician family with p2, p3 and p4 as members.

p1 and p2 rush to the base and make it.

p1 sends an automated cruiser at the compound to serve as a distraction while he1

p1 grabs a backpack and retreats.

p1 and p2 fight for a bag. p1 gives up and retreats.

p1 and p2 fight for a bag. p2 gives up and retreats.

p1 finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

p1 runs into the cornucopia and hides.

p1 takes a handful of throwing knives.

p1 rips a mace out of p2's hands.

p1 finds a canteen full of water.

p1 stays at the cornucopia for resources.

p1 gathers as much food as he1 can.

p1 takes a spear from inside the cornucopia.

p1 finds a bag full of explosives.

p1 clutches a first aid kit and runs away.

p1 takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

p1, p2, and p3 work together to get as many supplies as possible.

p1 runs away with a lighter and some rope.