TONGUE TWISTERS

If your daddy’s name is Jim

And if Jim swims and if Jim’s slim,
The perfect Christmas gift for him
Is a set of Slim Jim Swim Fins.

But if your daddy’s name is Dwight

And he likes to look at birds at night,
The gift for Dwight that might be right
Is a Bright Dwight Bird-Flight
Night-Sight Light.

But Never Give Your Daddy a Walrus

A walrus with whiskers
Is not a good pet.
And a walrus which whispers
Is worse even yet.

When a walrus lisps whispers

Through tough rough wet whiskers,
Your poor daddy’s ear
Will get blispers and bliskers.
 Dr. Seuss

“W”
Walter Witter called a waiter: "Waiter, over here!
I want some water, waiter. Water, waiter! Is that clear?
The waiter brought some water. Walter Witter shouted: "WRONG!
This water's really watered-down! I like my water strong

The waiter brought more water. Walter Witter was upset.

"This water's dry!" said Walter. "I like my water wet!
Bring me wetter water, waiter!" Walter Witter said.
The waiter brought a pitcherful and poured it on his head."

“F”
"Fritz needs Fred and Fred needs Fritz.
Fritz feeds Fred and Fred feeds Fritz.
Fred feeds Fritz with ritzy Fred food.

Fritz feeds Fred with ritzy Fritz food.

And Fritz, when fed, has often said,
"I'm a Fred-fed Fritz. Fred's a Fritz-fed Fred."
“Q”
"Questing Quid nunc quizzed a queerish question.
Did Questing Quid nunc quiz a queerish question?

If Questing Quid nunc quizzed a queering queerish question,

What's the queerish question Questing Quid nunc quizzed?

“T”
"When a Twister, a twisting, will twist him a twist
For the twisting of his twist, he three times doth intwist.
But, if one of the twists of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisteth, untwisted the twist."

T and Th
The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue,
the tip of the tongue, the teeth, the lips.

S and SH
Should saucy sharks seek shelter soon?

The sixth sick Sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

She sits and shines shoes

And when she sits she shines all day

A skunk sat on a stump.

The skunk thought the stump stunk.
The stump thought the skunk stunk.

Sister Suzy's sewing shirts for soldiers

Such skill at sewing shirts
My shy young sister Suzy shows

Some soldiers send epistles

Saying they'd sooner sleep on thistles
Than the short serge shirts for soldiers
Shy young sister Suzy sews.

Sister Susie went to sea

To see the sea, you see.
The sea she saw was a saucy sea,
A sort of saucy sea saw she.

W
Which witch whined when the wine
was spilled on the wailing whale?

"I don't care a whit for your wit or whims," said Warren Wharton.

Whether the weather be cold

Or whether the weather be hot
Whatever the weather we'll weather the weather
Whether we like it or not

R and TH
Round the rugged rocks the ragged rascals ran
Rosco the rum runner rubbed out Rudy the rat for ruining his rum running receipts.

Thistle sticks sixty six thousand and six thistle sticks

Theophulous Thistle, the thistle sifter thrust a thousand thistles through the thick of his
thumb.