I Have a Joke

A bit of tomfoolery by Drew Slatton

For Mixed Choir

© DAS Musik 2020

 I Have a Joke
Drew Slatton

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    
48

 

             
joke a Phil lip Glass joke a Phil lip Glass

      
 
Phil lip Glass joke Phil lip Glass joke

            
 
a Phil lip Glass joke have I

   
Glass joke, Glass joke, Glass joke, Glass joke, Glass joke, Glass joke, Glass joke, Glass joke,

       
      
    
50

              
joke a Phil lip Glass joke Phil lip Glass joke

      
  
Phil lip Glass joke Phil lip Glass joke

         
  
a Phil lip Glass joke have I

      
Glass joke, Glass joke, Glass joke, Glass joke, Glass joke, Glass joke, Glass joke, Glass joke.

12 2020 DAS Musik

          
         
52

  
       
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

       
                 
     
Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha

                  
3 3 3 3 3 3

  
 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha

   
Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha

        
        
55

      
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

       
                       

Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha

              
3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3

   
  
Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha

  
Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha

                 
               
57

          
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

   
                       

Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha

              
3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3

   
Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha

    
Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha

2020 DAS Musik 13

    
              
 
59 Solo, spoken


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha STOP!

          
   
this is nt a Mozart jok

                       
 
Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Solo, spok



               
3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3

   
  
Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha

  
Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha

        
          
62




 
     
I have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass I

      


        
I have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip

 
  
raises wrist and
stares at watch

    
Hey! I have a John Cage joke!

    
I have a Phil lip Glass I have a

 
Tutti, spoken

That's not funny! 

I have a Phil lip Glass

14 2020 DAS Musik

      
       
64

     
have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass I

      

           
Glass I have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip




            
Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass I have a

 
I have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass

            
 
65

     
have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass I

      

           
Glass I have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip



            
Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass I have a

 
I have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass

            
 
66

     
have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass I

      

           
Glass I have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip




            
Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass I have a


I have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass

2020 DAS Musik 15

    
        
Sop 1s:


67

have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass I

     
What? A

      

           
Glass I have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip




            
Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass I have a

 
I have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass

      
      
68

have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass joke

     
joke!

      

           
Glass I have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip




            
Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass I have a

 

 
I have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass

          

69

have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass I

     
What? A

      

           
Glass I have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip




            
Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass I have a


I have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass

16 2020 DAS Musik

      
       
70

have a Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass joke

   
joke!

      

         
Glass I have a Phil lip Glass joke Glass joke

  

          
Phil lip Glass I have a Phil lip Glass joke


I have a Phil lip Glass joke Glass joke

   
               
   
hysterical laughter from all
71 -----------------------------------------------------------------

 ----------------------------------------------------------------- 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Joke! Ha!

                 


 ----------------------------------------------------------------
                  
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Joke! Ha!

  
Solo continued, but spoken:

    
solo, shouted: Tutti

 ------------------------------------------------------------------
            
 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wait! I don't get it. Joke! Ha!

  
 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Joke! Ha!

2020 DAS Musik 17