Toys, toys, everywhere,

A wonderland of fun and care,

From plushies soft and sweet,
To robots that move and beep.

There are puzzles to solve and games to play,

And dolls with hair that's long and gray,
Toy trucks that zoom and roar,
And stuffed animals that we adore.

There are building blocks to stack up high,

And toy pianos that make us sigh,
Remote control cars that race,
And action figures to take their place.

Oh, the joy that toys can bring,

With imagination taking wing,
For children are the creators,
Of worlds that only they can make.

So let us cherish the toys we own,

And all the adventures they've shown,
For they are more than just playthings,
They are the magic of childhood, soaring on wings.
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I asked my cat what he thought of me,
And he looked at me so seriously.
He said, "Well, you're not much to see,
But you're a great source of comedy."

I was taken aback by his blunt remark,

And I said, "Well, that's not very dark."
He replied, "Oh, don't get me wrong,
You're just as weird as a chicken with a thong."

I laughed and shook my head in disbelief,

As my cat continued with his comic relief.
He said, "You're as funny as a clown in a dress,
Or a walrus doing the Macarena with finesse."

I couldn't help but chuckle at his wit,

As he went on with his humorous skit.
He said, "You're as hilarious as a kangaroo in heels,
Or a penguin trying to breakdance with squeals."

And as he finished up his comedic spree,

I thanked my cat for making me see,
That sometimes the funniest thing in the world,
Is just being yourself, weirdness and all unfurled.
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Oh, the holidays are near,
And shopping time is here,
But don't you worry, have no fear,
We've got the deals you hold so dear!

From toys to clothes to gadgets grand,

You'll find it all right at our hand,
With prices low and quality high,
You'll never have to compromise.

So come on in, don't be shy,

We've got the gifts to make them sigh,
And with our jolly holiday cheer,
Your shopping's done, oh what year!