‘CHARACTERS
Tupolski
Katurian
Ariel
Michal
‘Mother
Father
Boy
Gist
Act One
SCENE ONE
Police interrogation room. Katurio sitting at table,
conte, blindfolded. Tupolst and Ariel ener ad sit
posite him, Tupolst with a box fle coming large
sheaf of papers.
“Tupolski Mister Katurian, this Detective Ave, Pa
Detective Tapolski-». Who let that on you?
Katrin What?
“Tpolsk takes the Blindfold of
Tupolski Who let chs on you?
Xaturian Um, the ma
“Tupolski Why didnt you take i off Te just looks seupi
Kavorian I ida’ shink Twas supposed to
“Tupols
Katuran (pause) Yes
Ic just looks stupid
Tupolski (pause) Like Iwas saying, this Detective Ariel
and I'm Detective Tupolsk
Katurian Wel, the main sing {want rosy is, ave
‘complete respec for you and for what yor do and Tm
{lod to help you in any way Teun, Thave somplete
respect.
“polski Well thar's good to hea.
Katurian Pm not like some ofthese. .you know?
“Tapolski Some of hese what? I don know?XKaturian Some af these res of people who have n0
respect for the police have never bees in trouble with
the police in my life n-my life, And
Ariel Never been in eouble ual sow, you mean.
Katurian Hah?
Ariel Repeating myself... Yow have never heen in
teouble with th police unt now. You meas
atuian Ym a trouble with the police now?
Avil What else are you doing here?
Katurian In helping you with your enquires, Ichoughe
Ariel So wre friends of yours, ike we've rook you here
Tike this «soil visi like We're friends of yours?
Katarian You're not friends of ming, no
Ariel You have had your sights read. You've been took
ous of your home. You've had a fucking blindfold an, Do
you think we do this to our good fucking friends?
Katurian We're nor friends, no, But by
same token,
Ariel (pause) Lam going to hit you so hacd in the fucking
head
Xaturian (pause) Hah?
Ariel Atm I mul
‘Tupolski am { mumbling?
“Tupolski No, you're nor mumbling. You're quite cles
Ae [ida think 1 os marbling
Kacurian You dons. wil answer everything you
want me to. Yeu dan have 10
ariel “You will answer eversthing we want you to,
here was newer a quostion, “You willanswer everything
swe want you to. There was a question, ‘How mach are
You going 10 make ws fack you up inthe meantime?” was
‘what the question Was.
Katurian I am going ro try noe ro make you fuck me up
all because the reason ist wil answer everything
Tapolski Well, chat stary init?
le wal, smokes 2
Eyeing Katurian, Ave ies toa
cigarette
‘Why do you suspect we have brought you es
must suspect some reason,
Ariel Look, why don't we ust start rrtusing him and
cutout al his shi?
Katurian Whee
“Tuposki Who's she Number One on thiscase, Ariel, me
Gr you? {Pause.) Thank you. Dont sen oh. Anyway,
So Why do you suspect we have hroughe sou here?
Katurian {ve been eacking my brains, bur can’ think.
‘Tupolski You've been racking your brains but you cant
hike?
Katurian No.
“Topolski Well, yes or n0?
Katurian Yes.
‘Tupolski Huh?
Katurin Because I've never done anything. Pve never
lone any anuepotice thing, P've never done any antistte
thing
“Tupolski You've been racking your brains but you ca
thik ofa single reason we might have brought you herearusian Jan) na a reason but a
fing assume there)" % aa although Feat
Tupolski The linkage ot winsr? what to whae? Os of
Karurian What? Jst, on the thing nf how you took my
ies vay tx when you took me, al that $ou have
her theres the only thi
Tapolski And that {have them where? Have you been
reading the papers I've gor in front of me?
Kacurian 1 haven't been reading
“Tupolski Papers which for al you know, may have been
some imoenily classified, very very secret thing.
Kari
n My eyes caught the les, just glancing,
“Tupolski Oh, ite your peripheral vision?
Kanurian Yes.
“Tupoleki fut hang on fri to be your peripheral
ion, you'd have tae rarned acound this way
Tupolst tur edewye om. glace down a papers.)
ke tis Like sideward, ike this way
polski See? Like cis wa
Xatusian {meant my piper vision
1 the bottom of
“Tupolski Obk, the pesipherl vision a the bottom of
Katuran | donit know if there's a word for that
Tupolski ‘Ther ian. (Paee| Why would there bea
‘ou tric, so being taken here? I a
Katurian That's what I thought
‘Tupolski Given cerain restitions
Katurian Of course
“upolski The security ofthe state, che secarty ofthe
general whateversou-calit. wouldn't even cll chem
Katurian J woulda cal them restrictions
“upolski {would call chem guidelines.
Katurian Guidelines, yes.
“Tupolski Given certain guidelines, the security ofthe
swhateves isn crime, you write a stor
Katucian ‘That's what I thoughe, Thar the whole thing.
‘Tupolski What’ the whole thing?
Katurian I mea 1 agree. You read these things, these
‘scores supposedly The police are all hs "The
sgoveenment isl his’ Allthese politcal. . what would
Sou call em? "The government should be doing this”
Please. Fuck off, You know what fay? Lsay if you've
for apolitical axe to grind, if you've got x political what
Jovyatcallit go waite a fucking essays T will know where
Tsuand, [say keep your lefowing this, keep your right
‘ving that and tell me a fucking story! Yau know? A great
pan once sady “The fist duty ofa stonveller i 0 tel
{story and I believe in that wholeheartedly, “The fst
thay ofa storyteller ico tell a tory Or was it The
only duty of storyteller i 0 tll a story? Yeah might
fave been "The only duty of «storyteller so tell a story
[can't remember but anya, thars whet Ido, Utell
Sori. No axe to grind, no anything to grind, No social
fnything whatsoever And that’s why, len’ see i that's
twhy you've Brought mein ere, [can't see what the
Teason sould be, unless something politcal came in bysesiden, or something that seemed politcal came in,
which ease stow me where iis Show me Where the
stand i Fl ke straight out. Fucking burn it. You
wse,Tupolei stares straight at him.
Tupols | have co fil this form out nove: I's 2 form
ase anything bxd happens eo you in custody. (Pause
We've gota mistake here with Your name, [think. Your
surname is Katrin, es?
Katucan Yes
Tupolski See, we've got your frst name as Katuran.
Kacarian My fist same is Karurian,
Tupolski
vane) Your fist name is Karurian?
Katurian Yes
Tupolski And your second name is Katurian?
‘Karurian Yes.
“fupolski Your same is Kavurian Katueian?
[Kacurian My parents were Funny people
Tupolski Hm. Middle iil?
Katurian K
iypok lacks at him. Katurisn ods, shrugs
“Tupolski Your name is Karurian Katurian Katurian?
Katucian Likel ssid, my parents were funny people
Tupolsk Ni. For funny guess sad ‘pid fucking
Kaurian Vor not disagreeing
“Tupolski Your addeess is Kamenice 4443?
Katurian Yes
“Tupolski Which you share with. .?
Katurian My brother. Michal.
“Tapolski Ah, Michal, Atleast t's not fcking “Kat
[Avil He's backvsaed, your brother, yeah?
Katurian He's or backward, no. He's slew to get sings
[Ariel He's slow to get things. Okay
“Topolski Next of kin?
Kat
“Tupolski Jus formalities, Ksturian, Youknow what
Tnean? (Pause) Place of work.
rn Michal, My next of kin?
Katurian The Kamenice abatoi,
Ariel Ths write.
Katurian Irs not so ad
“Tupolski You ike your work there?
Katurian No, bat i nor soba
Ariel Cutting up animals
Karurian 1 don's cu stuf. just clear sta
[Avil Oh, you don’ cut stuff. You jus eae stu
Katurian Yes.
Ariel see
Katurian {just lea it
Ariel You just cleat. You don’ eat itKaturian Yes
Arie {see
tse, Tapoek puts hie pon down, the tears
ie as Bow filing 00
“Tupolski That as’ a form incase anything bad
hppens to vous incustod, Twas just mucking around
‘Karurian Whar was i?
“Tapolski Ic wasa piece of paper L was about to tear in
Tupi flips trough the sheaf of stories til be fnds
the ome het looking for
Ki
Katurian What about if
we ane, The Little Apple Men
Ariel idles back to table sits stubs cigarette ont,
‘Tupolsk famdisrises himself with he story.
les not one of my best (Passe. I's prety good, though.
“Tupolski This isa scary it tarts of there litle gi,
ander father teats her badly “
Katuein He slaps her around and that, He's a
Tupolski You sem to havea lor of st... He's a what?
Kacarian What
“Tupolski The father
Ariel Hea.” something, sou ssid
Tuposki He represen
sting, does he?
Katurian He represents has father He is a bad father
Fupolki He
Kavurian Yes. He slap the lite gi around
“Tupolski This is why he sa bad father
Katurian Yes
“Tupolski What
bad father
Katurian All the sory say chink, she father seats
the lle pil badly. You can draw your own conclusions
Jse does he oto the lg "he is
Ariel Oh, we can draw our own conslsions, tow, cm)
Katurian Hah?
Ariel You've
ing us we can deaw our even conclusions
Katurian Not Yes!
Ariel We fow we ca rave our oven fucking coelusions!
Katurian 1 know
Ariel Hah?
Katurian T know:
Ariel Fucking. hah?!
Ariel ges up and paces.
“Tupolski Ariel's getsng abit aggrieved because We can
draw our own conclusions” 507 of o4r job (Panes)
‘Kid the fst conclusion we ae éeavvingisexacly how
‘Mins stories have yr gor lise ge seated acl’ oF
tlle boy is ated badly”?
K
[Aiel“A fe" Pl saya fucking fe The first fucking
fee we picked up was a litle pl fucked over
this wag, oF tle hoy is face over it this way
evan A few. A fevXaturian_ Bur the i saying anything Tm aot tying ro
say ansting
Aiel You're nor whar
Katunian What?
Ariel Not wha
say chat the chiloren represent something? .
Ariel “Tam eying eo say
Karin ‘That he children represent The People, oF
i) Lam eying tsa He's puting
words inte my fckiag mouth nov ° am tying 0 #3
let alone draw our own focking conclusions
Katorian No.
Iie) We can eren speak nove this fcking man says!
Pat your fucking hands down =»!
ie pls Kaurion
bs char by the hai kneels
ron hi amd gomges into bis face. Tapes looks at
this, sighs *
“Tupolski Any sine you're eady, Ariel?
Ariel stops, breathing hoot, goes back to his
to Kat
an) Retake your sat, pleas.
Jn pat, Kanwian does so.
Tupolski Ob, almost forgot to mention «Tm the good
op, fe the bac cop. [Panse | So, back to literate. The
‘ther, sve have eatblished, treats the ite gil bad
and ce das the il gets sore apples and carves some
tue mea out ofthese apples al litle fingers ile eyes,
tie tes, and se gives them to he father but she says
ce him theyre not so be eaten they're 9 be kept a8. a
memento of when his only litle daughter was young, and
maturlly the pig ofa father swalloes a bunch of these
Spplemen whole, ast spite her and they have razor
Blades in them, and he dis in agony:
Katurian And that’s kind of lke the end ofthe stony that
shoul be like the end ofthe story. the father ges his come
Uuppance. Bu then fe goes on,
“Tupolski Buc then it gots on. The gr wakes up that
right A number of applemen are walking up her chest.
They hola her mouth open. They sa to her
Katurian (slight voice) ‘You killed our line brothers
“Tupolski "You killed ou ile Brothers. They lim
down her throat. She chokes to death on her ow blood,
‘The end.
Katurian le’ bit of a twist. You think is a dream
sequence, Iristt. Pause.) What? said i wasn my best
Ariel You hang out ound the Jew quar, Katurian?
Katurian ‘The Jevr quarter? No. Now and then I pass
through there. [collect my brother the Lamenee istrict
his school, Irs aot che Jesh quarter. You go through the
Jewish quartee
‘Ariel You collect your brother, he's older than you, he
Sail ges to school”
Katuran tes special school. lesa leaering difficulties.
(Pauses Is this a Jew thing? I'don't know any Jews
Ariel You don't know any Jews?
Katuran I con'thave anything against any Jews, but
don't hw any JewsAriel Bue you don't have anything a
Katurian No, Sto Jha
Tupolski Should 1 have" Good answer ‘Should L have?”
inst any Jews?
Kind of his-livered and subservient on the one hand ye
aguely sarcastic and provocative on the othe, “Should 1
* ying tobe provocative
upolski Were you tving tobe subservient?
Katurian No
Tupolski Then you were trying to be provocative, And
10 Ave is going o hit sou again
Katurian Lister, I don’ undesstand what Pm doing here
don't knoss wat you want me ro say. don’ have
snything aznine anybody sy Jews or you or anybody. 1
jase ite stores, That’ all ldo. That’ any fe sty in
dnd Loi scores. That it
vel stands, moves to he doar
Aiel This reminds me. 7m going to talk to the brother
Ariel exits, Tapoiki smiles, Katrian stunned, scared.
Katurian My other's at school
Topolski Me and Anil, we have this funy thing, we
aheays say "Ths remnds me’ when the thing hast really
reminded us ofthe hing sve saying ie reminds us oF at
ate eal funny
Katurian My brother’ a schoo!
Topolski Your brothers one Sor dow
Katurian panes Bus el
Tupolski
SSS
Katurian I ana litle cared
“Tupolski What are you scared about?
KKaturian Tm scared my brother i all lone ina strange
place, and I'm scared your friend is gonna go kick the
Shit out af him, and I'm scared he's gonna come kick the
Shit out of me again although ithe does is okay, Tmean
Prather he didn’ buc chere’s something in these
stories you don’ like then go abead and ake i out on
ime, but my broher ges frightened easily and he doesn't
tanderstand these things anc he's ge aotting to do with
these stories anys ve only ever ead them to him, 30
Tjost chink i's compietey untae you shauleve heoughe
fhm doven here and thik you should jst Fucking go
and facking et him out of here right naw! Right fucking
‘Tapolsi (pause [bet you've all advenalin now aren't
yoy all ‘Ooh jst showed at a policeman, all ‘Ooh
probably shovlda’e've but ooh got really angry.’ Oo,
Calm the fuck down. Aight? Do you this we'e animals?
Katurian No,
“Tupolski Well, we'ee nor animals. We daa, sometimes,
with animals, We're not animal. [Paxse) Your brother
‘willbe fine give you my word
‘Tupolski oaks at another story from ie ple.
“The Tale of che Three Gibbet Crossroad’ This does not
have your theme, it seems
Katurian What theme?
“Tupolski Y'know, your theme, “Some poor litle kid gets
facked up.’ Your theme,
Katacian ‘That isn't a theme. Some of them have come
‘out that way. That is a theme,
1sTupolski Alkhough maybe, ia an oblique was it does
ave your theme,
Xaturian I don'thave themes. Ive writen, what, four
ined stores, and saybe tenor twenty have children in?
“Tupolski Have murdered childsen in
Xaturan So, wha this i about stories with mardered
Iildien ia? Do you think Pm eying to Say, "Go our and
rarer children
“upols tm a0 saying you're trying r0 say "Go out and
mute children, (Pause Age you trying to s3y,Go out
find murder children?
Katurian No! No Hoody way! Are you kidding? Pm not
ying to sy anyrhing a all! That's my whole thing.
“Tupolski kaos, know, your whole thing, the frst duty
2 storyteller isto
Katurian Yes
Tupolski lah blah blab, [know This “Three Gibbet
‘Katuvian If sere are cildcen in them, it's incidental. If
there i police them, i's incidental. W's aceidemal
“Tapolski Except, the things, don’ interrupt me when
Pim talking
Katurian No,
“Topolski 1f ash you someting outright, or if go with
ms eves, like, (Ga ahead and say something like with
my eye then yn go ahead and say something but fm
mehe midle of something
Katurian 1 know, Um sory
“Topolski Ancl you're focking doing i again? Did fas
ing cutis" Did Igo th my eyes ike, "Go
ahead and sa something
sian No.
‘Tapoleki No, Idd’, did 12 (Pause) Did P See, that
rede an outright question andl did go with my eves ike,
‘Go ahead and say something.”
Katuran F'n sory. Pm nervous
Tupolski You havea right co be nervous
Katurian 1 know
Tupolski No, you da’t hear me. Isaid, You have a
right to he nervous.
Katurian Why?
“Tupolski pave) “The Three Gibbet Ceossoads” What
are you tying to tellus in this stor?
Katurian Us not trying vo ell you anything Is
supposed to be usta puzzle without a soltion,
Tupolski And whar isthe solution?
Katurin (pause) There isn't one. Ws pusle without a
solution
“Tupolski J chink there a solution. Bur then, Pm eally
clever
Katurian Wel, mean, you'e righ, the idea i you
shoul wonder what he solution is; butte truths ehere
{sno solution, Because there nothing weese is there?
‘Than the eo Things it sass.
Tpolki There is nothing worse?
Katurian (pause) Is there?
Tupolsi paraphsases through the stor
“Tupolski A man wakes up in the iron giber he's heen
leftto starve to death in He knows he wa: gulty ofthecrime they put ha in theze for, bathe cannot emember
‘sha the etme was. Acros the crossroads from him are
‘oo other gibhets there's 2 placard outside one that reads
Rapist, there's placard outside the second thar reads
‘Murderer. There® dusty skeleton inside the eapists
nee there dying old man inside the murderer’ cage
man can't eed the placard ouside his ow cage, so
«ack the old tan 10 sead i for him 0 find our what
he's done, The od man looks atthe placard looks at
Dut ma then spit inhi face sn disput, (Pause) Some
Suns come along They say prayers over the dead rapist.
‘Ulva, They ge food and water tothe old murderer.
UUbchuts They tad our mans crime, The fe dains from
them ad they valle away in tears (Pause) highway
tan comes along alah. He looks over the rapist
ithout much iterest, He sees the old murderer, smashes
Inc f his eae ets him fee He comes to our
Inuit eage, race bie cime. The highwayman smiles
Tightly, Our man stiles back, slighty, The highwayman
faves his gus ad shoots hum through the heart. As ove
‘oan is dying he screams out “Jost ell me what ve
done?! The igawayman rides off without rling im
sohas he's done, The last words that our man eve sys
sre, Will go to Hell And the as sound he ever hears
i the highwayman quiey noghing
Katurin ‘Thats a good story. Thar’ something esque.
What kind of sue” i i? Ican'remember. I don really
fo foe that esque? sort of stuff anyway, but there's
ashing wrong with that store Is het
Tupoiski No, eres nothing wong ith that story
There's nothings that ster sou would say the person
who we wo rsking scummy cunt, No
Allis son Goris painter
Fupolski
Katurian Oh.
“Tupolsi I is saying 10 me, on the surface am saying
this, bur underneath the surtace lam saying this other
hing.
Katurian 05,
“Tupolski Ics pointer You underseand?
Katurian Yes. ts «pointer.
“Tupolshi It is «pointer. (Pause. Is your hes story, you
sy?
Katurian No, If one of my hes tories.
Tupolski Ob, is one of your best stories. You have so
Katurian Yes Pause.) My best story is “The Town onthe
River" one. ‘The Tale ofthe Town on the Riven”
Tapolshi Your best story is ‘The Tale of te Town om the
iver? Wai, warn, wait, ut ait, wt wat, ae
Tipolski quickly finds the story
Hang on... Here we ate. Ah-hah, This telb me something,
“This is your Best story
Katarian Why, what siti it pointer
“Tupoleh stares thir
Unit’ the only one that was published
Tupolski We know ithe only one that was published
Katurian So fos
“Tupols alflaughs, Pause) The Liberte t wos
published
Katurian Yes“Tupolski The Litereod.
Katurian I don't sead it
Tupolski You do't read it
Katurian {send the stories around, you knows, justin
‘0 hopes, to wherever might take them, I dont ead all
1 don't read The Libertad,
“Tupolhi Irian legal, you read The Libertad,
Katurian Uknost Nori you havea story published in it
Tupolsk tc has jour theme, (Pause) Did they give you
tienes, The Libaad? Like, ‘Write « sory about a pons?
"Weite story about some ile kid wha gets totally
focked up" Did they do hae?
Karurian They jest gave 9 word-coune thing, The
maximum words
Tupolski Ic was «theme of your own choosing?
Katurian Te was theme of my ovn choosing,
Tipolek hand: Katurian the story
Tupolski Kead irto me
Katurian The whole of et
Topolski The whole of i. Standing
Katuria stan,
Tapoishi Vim. Pacepe a¢ hl shey dda execute you
fhe eng, Pose nto relly facking
Pause, then Katurian reads the story, enjoying bis own
words, t details and its tists
Katusian (pause) Um, ‘Once upon a rime i a tiny
cobble-seeted town on the banks of fast dowsing sven,
there lived ile boy who did not get along withthe
totes children of the town they pied 0 fd bullied
him because he was poor and fis pacents wre dears
and his clothes were rags and he walked argon barefoot.
The lle bos, however was of a happy and dieamy
Aispostion, and he didnot mind the taunts andthe
beatings and the unending solitude. He knew that he was
kind-hearted and fll of love and that someday someone
Somewhere would se chi love inside hi and repay im
inkind. Then, one night, ashe sat nursing Hs newest
bruises at the foot ofthe wooden bridge that crossed the
river and led out of town, he heacd che approach of 2
horse and eart along the dak, cobbled stret and as it
neaved he Saw that its driver was dressed inthe darkest of
robes the Black hood of which bathed his raga face in
shadow and sen a shiver of fear through title boy's
body Puring his fear aide the boy took ov the small
Sandwich that was to be his supper that nignt and just as
the care was about pass onto and over the bridge, he
fered i up tothe hooded driver to see if he would like
some. The eatt stopped the driver nodded, got down and
Sat beside the linle boy for a while, saringthe sandwich
and discussing this and that. The diver asked the bos
Wwhy he was bazefoot and ragged and all sane, ad es the
boy told the driver of his poor had life, he eed the back
OF the dsiver's cart i was piled high with sally empty
animal cage, all fou-smellig and dire-ined, and jst
as the bos was aboor to ask what kind of animals tas
had been inside them, che deverseood up and announced
that he had coho om his was, “Bu before go. the driver
whispered, “because you have been 80 kindy ton old
weary traveller in offering half of vour already meagrePortions; oul ke to give you something now, she
‘oth of which goday vou may not eealise but one
hen you ae alte older, perhaps, think vou will
‘sine and than me for Now close your exes." And se
tle boy dd whar he 35 tld and closed is exes,
Sn from a suit inner pocket of bis robes the driver
mes sharp and shiny mes leaves raised
Vinal beoushr it seything dwn onto
roy ight foot, severing all ve of his maddy lie
foes. Ad a the lie oy sa there gaping sent
Shocks saving sank off nto the distance at nothing in
particulate river gathered up his bloods toes, tossed
them avy to ve gaggle of rts that had begun to gather
the putes, got back onto is cat, and quietly rode
vo ose ae bide leaving the bo, the rts the fiver
an the darkening ton of Hamlin far behind him.
1 ks at Tupoleki for any response, giving
ack down
(OF Hameln, ee?
Tupolski Of Hamelin
Kanurin Do you gti? The lle boy isthe litle
ripoled uy who ean't Keep up eben the Ped Piper
shes bac totake al she chldgen avy Thats hove be
was crippled
“pols 1 know thar
Katurian tes ois
“Tapolski { know ies a ows
[Katurian tthe children he ws ater
Tupols
aturian tthe chien the Pied Piper was after, To
wih ML iden i be vag the eats, He rowght
the rats, He knew the cownspeople wouldnt pay: tr was
the children ie was after in the hist place.
Tupolski (node, Pause) This reminds me.
Tpolski goes tothe fling cabinet, tes out a metal
boo the sie ofa biscuit tn, then st back down with
it placing it om the table benveen hem
Katurian What? Oh, ‘Ths ceminds yo.’ When it hasnt
reminded you of anything
Tupolse stares at bin
‘What’ in the box?
Sound of aman screaming hideously ew rooms
aay. Katurian stands, becoming Austere
‘That’ my brother
Tupolsk (tenn) Yes, believe iis
Katurian What's ke doing to him?
“Tupolski Well, something fucking horsible. I don't knows;
dol?
Katurian You sid you woulda’ ouch hin.
“Tupolski I haven’ touched him.
Katurian But you said he would be fine. You gave me
your word,
The seeming stops
Tupolski Karorian. Iam high-anking police ofier in
a totalitarian fucking ditatorship. What ae you doing
taking my word aboot anything?
Ariel returns, wrapping bis bloodied kend in white
bth
Katurian Whar have you done to my broser?‘motion: Tapolsk over. They confer ina comer a
while, then st
‘Whar have you done so my brother, L sai!
Tupolsk See, Ariel? Katurian’s asking the questions now
it ws, Whats in the Bax? ~ that was while you
were torturing dhe spastic ~ then i “What have you
done tomy brorher?
Karurian Fuck Whar inthe box’. What have you done
tomy brocher?!
“Tupolski Wel, Ariel had 2 problem childhood, see, and
he tends o take tout om all the rerards we get in.
ody shad, really you think about i
Katurian Whachave you done tain?!
Adil Y'know, you being such an upstart and shouting
the plas, | would usualy have smashed yout
face ln by nowt, aut because I've just been doing cha 0
four subnormal brother may hand really hurts o for
now I'm ust gong ole you of with avery stem
swarming
XKaturian Iwan: 10 see my brother Right now
Tupoiski You smashed his face in, did you, Arie?
“Except, hang on, that could be clasied as police
brutality, could ie? Oh no!
Ariel He really surt my hand
Tupolski Look your poor hand!
Ariel {eno izealy hut
“Tupolski How many cies have I rld you? Use a
runcheon, use a whaddvacall, Your bare hands, Ariel?
And on a Spastic He wont even get the benef
Kan
ian He's jst a child
Ariel I'm caking a breather nov, but the next time I go in
there, think Tam going to put something sharp up inside
mand then tar
‘Tupolski Oh, Avie, shad defintely be cased as ‘police
bral
Katurian I wane to see my beother right new!
Tupolski What happened tothe thd chile?
Katurian Whae?(Pause,) Wha third child
Ariel So its you and your brother, yeh? You're close
you and your brother?
Karurian He's al ve got
Ariel You and your spastic broth,
Kaw
12 Hes not spastic
‘Tupolaki “The Writer and his Spastic Broth’ Title for a
stot, Katurian,
Katurian (tearfully) He’ jas a child
Tupolski No, he not. You know who was? Andeea
Jovacovie was, You know who she was?
Katurian (pause. Sitting down Only from she papers
Tupolski Only from the papers. Whar do you know
about hes, “only frm the paper
Katurian She was the gil they found on the heath
‘Tupolski She was she gel they found on the heath, yes
You know how she died?
Katurian No.
‘Tepolski Why don't you know how she dia
Katueian The papers didn't say
8sTupolski ‘The papers didn’ say. You know who Aaron
Goldberg was
Katurian Onl fom the papers
Tupolski Yes. He was the boy they found inthe damp
tehind de Jewish quarter. You know how he died?
Katurian No.
Tupolski No, he papers dnt say. The papers didnt say
‘oF things The papers didn't say’ anything abour the
hie child aise mate gl, wenr missing tree days 260,
Ariel The pavers willbe saying something tonight
“Tupolski The papers will be saying something tonight
he papers wil be saving alot of things ronihe.
Katarian About the mate gil?
“Tapolski About the mate gel. About confessions. About
executions, Al that re of sult
Katrin But... I don’: understand what yo're tying
to-say to me. Are you eying co say T shoulda’ write
"ores with cild-klings in because i the real wold
there ze child killings?
Ariel He wants to think chat he thinks that all we've
fot agains him is a disagreement with his faking prose
Sipe Like we don't kon what his Brother jst std eo ee
Katurian Wha did»
brother just say t0 you?
Ariel Like we don’e know what's inthis box.
Katurian, Whatever he sid to vo, you made him say to
ou. He doeste speak ro strange.
Ariel (adjusting bloodied cloth) He spoke to me, He
speaks to stangers alr. He said you and he speak co
|
|
Katurian # want co se him,
Ariel You want to see him?
Katurian L want ro se him, Thats what I id
[Ariel You ate demanding to sce him?
Katurin I wold like to se my brother
Ariel You ate demanding ro sce your brother?
Katurian 1a fucking demanding, yes. wanna see he's
alight
Ariel He will ever be alkight
Katurian (standing) U've got right to see my brother
Ariel You've gor no fucking rights
“Tupolski Sie down, please
Ariel Not no more, you've got no tgs.
Katuran I've got rights, Everybody's got rights
Ariel Yow ain
Katurian Why aint 2
“Tupolski Open the box
Katarian Hoh?
Ariel Fl give you your rights in a minute
Katucian Yeah, lke I bet you gave my broser his sights
Ariel gave im his sghts alright
Katurian 1 bet you did [bet you fcking di
“Topolski Open the box
Ariel No, 1 bet I facing diKarurian Yeah, [ber you fucking did
Ariel No, 1 be facing dit
Katurian {know you bet you fucking did...
Tupolski (seresring] Open the fucking box!!
XKaturian Tl cpen che fucking box!
Katurion angrily wrenches the bons lid off thes
coils error at whats inside, shivering ina comet
Katurian Whats thar
“Topolski Retake your sear, pease
Katrin What are they?
Ariel darts over, drags Katurian back to bis seat and,
brolding him by the hair, forces him t0 look nto the
‘You know what they are, We
found them in your house
Katurian No
Arie! Your brother’ already admitted his past
Katurian No!
Ariel Bor he'shardlythe brains behind the operation,
‘You know how the gil on the heath ied? Two razor
blades dow her ite fucking throat, both serapped in
apple, funnily enough
Tupolskiveaces inta the box
Ariel You know how he litle Jew boy died?
and pad’ out five bloody toes
Tupolski His este, his second toe, his thid te, his
fourth toe, hisith oe
6
Ariel That poor litle Jew boy's ive fucking toes and they
‘were found in your house and is nothing to do with You?
Karuran (crying) Fuse writ stores!
Ariel ‘They make a nie final facking twist con’ thes?
“Tupolski Make him swallow them,
Ariel wrenches Katurian off the chai
Avil Where's che mute gel! Where's the mite gil?
Ariel resto force the toes into Katurian’s mowth,
“Tupolski Don’t make him swallow them, Avil. Whar are
you doing?
Ariel You sid make him swallow them
“Tupolski Only to scare him! They're evidence! Have
Ariel. Pack off ‘Have some sense! Don’t sare on me
again! And quite with that problem childhood! sic oo,
‘Tupolski But you did have a problem childhood
Ariel Quitit, said!
‘Tupolski And look at your hand, that so obviously fake
blood
Ariel Ob, fock off
Tupolski Pardon me?
Ail sid Fuck off
Avie tosses the toes on the floor and exts modi
“Tupoleks gathers up the toes, puts there back tn the
os
“Tupolski So moody.
Pas.
»XKatorian { dost understand a thing thar’ going on.
Tupolski No? Well here's where we tand a of 5.5 PMs
idaday che fourth. Along with te evidence we found
our hous, yout other, spastic oF not, has, under
Jfes ot not dmited enough about the kings fr us
‘revute him before the evenings out, But 28 Are said,
“ly the beans besing the operation so we want
fo confess tou. We hike exeouting riers. Dinos
Jin cxecateany day, And we do. But, you execute a
fends out a sigh, Vienow? (Parse) Lon kao
ial iends out, hats mot eeally my area, but it
hast» sigal(Pause) No, Mee gor it, know what
Signal sends out Ie sends oot the signal (DONT
GO. AROUND. KILLING. LITTLE
FUCKING. KIDS” (Pause) Whote's the mute gil?
Your brother didnt seem to want to spill the beats
Katurian Detective Tupolski?
Tapolski Miser Katurian’
Katurian Pelistenes o your bullshit fr a long time
td 1 want fel You a couple of dings. don"
ive my bruther saa word 10 you. Llbelieve that you
‘epi to kame [oct seqsons, One, because for
She reason you dont like the kind of stories I write and
vos because fe sone reason vou don't like retarded
Drool clurenng up sour streets Tals believe that I'm
1s osu) another word to yoo unt you let me see
wt Brushes Sa torture me as much as yo like, Detective
Saving another fucking word
Tupolsks (pave I see Pause.) Then Vd best go get the
clestrodes
Tupolsk exits with the metal box, Door clicks shut
i re. Katia’ ed stomps
SCENE TWO
Katurian, sting ona bed amongst toys, alts, pens,
paper tan approximation ofa childs room, next door
onehich thee is another identical r00m, peas made
oF elss, but padlocked and totally dank. Kattan
vedeates the short story which he and the rather in
‘amon, and father i goare and glasses, eat
Katucian Once upon time there was lie boy upon.
‘Nhom his mother and fatter showezed nothing but love,
indness sean all hat suff Hee had his own Hie
oom ina big howse inthe middle ofa prety focest. He
fwanted for nothing: all he toys inthe world wece hiss all
the point all the books, paper, pets. All the seeds of
{reatiity were implanted in him irom an carly age and it
‘Was writing that became his first love: shor stories, fairy
{ales ile novel all happy, colouril thirgs about bears
Sh piglets and angels and so forth, and some of them
‘vere good, some of them were very good, His parents
Experiment bad worked. The fist part of his parents
experiment bad worked
“The Mother and Father, after caressing and kissing
Katrin, enter te adjooing room, ard leave cur
ight
Ie was the night of his seventh birthday that he nightmares
fis started. The oom next door ro his own room had
dliways been kepe bolted and padlocked for reasons the
iy was never quite sue of but never quise questioned
Loni the fow whirring of dil the scritchety-seatch of
hpolts being tightened she dull iz of unkown things
let, andthe fled screams ofa small aged
{Fild began to emanate though thick pik walls, On
Slginis bast (fo Mother a boy's vai) “Whar were
Sllchose noses lat night, Mama” (novmal voicel he'd