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OUR HISTORY The Omniversal

Thanks to recent, imminent, or ongoing Hydroid Advantage
advances in time travel and dimensional
CUSTOMER RETENTION PROGRAM
adjustment theory, the Omniversal
Hydroid Corporation has always existed COMMITTED TO SUSTAINABILITY
and will always exist.
SAFETY IS OUR NaN PRIORITY
MODULARITY LOCALLY HARVESTED MATERIALS
Every Omniversal Hydroid product is 99.9% BARYONIC MATTER
compatible with every other Omniversal
Hydroid product that has ever been or
will ever be manufactured. Zone-specific
Robot Hound
compatibility modules may allow entities
or t a b l e.
P al.
to connect parts, nodules, or segments
Loy l e.
F ungib
directly to Omniversal Hydroid products.

Consequences, functionality, and cont-

amination issues are the responsibility

OMNIVERSAL
of local entities.

WARRANTY

HYDROID
The Omniversal Hydroid Warranty covers
a variety of carefully curated events.
®
Disclaimer. Void where prohibited by a sufficiently strong collective or physical laws. Mandatory where enforced.
Some assembly or paradigm alteration may be required. Fuel not included. Prices subject to retroactive change
without warning. If symptoms persist, discontinue symptoms. For more information please review this document.
Now with extra Tungsten!
OMNIVERSAL HYDROID
Zone DURABLE.
©

— POVERTY — RENTING — RELIABLE

Appropriate Robot TASTEFUL.
REPLACABLE.

Greetings! Servants

IS
The entity perceiving this document Optional Extras
is fortunate! ASSESSMENT VESSELS (Subject to Availability)
ARE CONVERGING ON YOUR LOCATION. RUST UNDERSPRAY
Following the total commodification MORAL COMPASS
of spacetime, many entities require CHOCO-CHEEZ HAT
assistance to complete tasks such RECURSION ENGINE
as credit acquisition, leisure, and
RICH INNER LIFE
existence maintenance. OMNIVERSAL
HYDROID is pleased to offer a variety PAIN MODULE
of Robot Components to baryonic NEUTRINO SHIELD

PROPERTY Is
entities in Layers 3 through 18. SLIME GUARD
Perception of this document may FEAR OF MORTALITY
constitute a binding contract CADMIUM NOUGAT
in some Zones. Congratulations!