Q: Give me a drink, and I will die. Feed
me, and I'll get bigger. What am I?
A: A fire.
Q: What word begins with E and ends
with E, but only has one letter?
A: Envelope.
Q: What appears once in a minute, twice
in a moment, but not once in a thousand
years?
A: The letter "M."
Q: What has many rings but no fingers?
A: A telephone.
Q: What goes up but never comes back
down?
A: Your age.
Q: I go all around the world, but never
leave the corner. What am I?
A: A stamp.
Q: If you drop a yellow hat in the Red
Sea, what does it become?
A: Wet.
Q: I’m always on the dinner table, but
you don’t get to eat me. What am I?
A: Plates and silverware.
Q: What goes in a birdbath but never
gets wet?
A: The bird's shadow.
Q: What two things can you never eat for
breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner.
Q: If you drop me, I’m sure to crack, but
smile at me and I’ll smile back. What am
I?
A: A mirror.
Q: What has hands and a face, but can’t
hold anything or smile?
A: A clock.
Q: You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth,
Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or
Neptune. What am I?
A: The letter “R.”
Q: I’m light as a feather, yet the
strongest person can’t hold me for five
minutes. What am I?
A: Your breath.
Q: I have cities, but no houses. I have
forests, but no trees. I have water, but
no fish. What am I?
A: A map.
Q: What can you break, even if you never
pick it up or touch it?
A: A promise.
Q: What is yours but mostly used by
others?
A: Your name.
Q: Which question can you never answer
"yes" to?
A: "Are you asleep?"
Q: What's something that, the more you
take, the more you leave behind?
A: Footsteps.
Q: What has a bottom at the top?
A: Legs.
Q: Cats have four, bugs have four, but
school has six. What are they?
A: Letters.
Q: Sam's parents have three kids. Their
names are Huey, Dewey, and _____?
A: Sam!
Q: Nobody empties me, but I never stay
full for long. What am I?
A: The moon.
Q: What do you get when you cross a
snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What’s really easy to get into, and
hard to get out of?
A: Trouble.
Q: What animal can jump higher than a Q: I'm red and small, and I have a heart
building? of stone. What am I?
A: Any animal that can jump — buildings don’t A: A cherry.
jump, silly!
Q: When I’m ripe, I’m green, when you
Q: Where would you take a sick boat? eat me, I’m red, and when you spit me
A: To the dock. out, I’m black. What am I?
A: A watermelon.
Q: What did the zero say to the eight?
A: “Nice belt!” Q: What fruit can you never cheer up?
A: A blueberry.
Q: What gets wet while drying?
A: A towel. Q: What has to be broken before you can
use it?
Q: I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m A: An egg
short when I’m old. What am I?
A: A candle. Q: What kind of foods are the most fun
at parties?
Q: What room do ghosts avoid? A: Fungi.
A: The living room.
Q: What is the richest nut?
Q: I can be cracked or played; told or A: A cash-ew.
made. What am I?
A: A joke! Q: Why did the citrus tree go to the
hospital?
Q: What has a head and a tail but no A: Lemon-aid.
body?
A: A coin. Q: You cut me, slice me, dice me, and all
the while, you cry. What am I?
Q: I sometimes run, but I cannot walk. A: An onion.
What am I?
A: Your nose. Q: What kind of room has no doors or
windows?
Q: What has four fingers and a thumb A: A mushroom.
but isn’t alive?
A: A glove Q: What kind of apples do computers
prefer?
Q: First, you throw away my outside and A: Macintosh.
cook the inside. Then you eat my outside
and throw away the inside. What am I? Q: What kind of cup doesn’t hold water?
A: Corn. A: A cupcake.

Q: What kind of cheese is made Q: If there are seven oranges and you
backwards? take three away, how many oranges do
A: Edam. Made is M-A-D-E, Edam is E-D-A-M, you have?
or "made" backwards. A: Three, since that's how many you took.

Q: What has a head but no eyes, nose or Q: How many seconds are in a year?
mouth? A: Twelve — January 2nd, February 2nd,
A: Lettuce. March 2nd...
Q: How many letters are there in the
alphabet?
A: There are 11: three in "the" and eight in
"alphabet."

Q: Ms. Smith has four daughters. Each

daughter has a brother. How many kids
are there in total?
A: Five, there are four daughters and one son.
Each daughter has the same brother.

Q: When things go wrong, what can you

always count on?
A: Your fingers.

Q: What did the triangle say to the

circle?
A: You are pointless.

Q: You have a basket that's one foot in

diameter and one foot deep. How many
apples can you fit in the empty basket?
A: Only one, because then it's not empty
anymore.

Q: If two’s a company, and three’s a

crowd, what are four and five?
A: Nine!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7, 8 (ate), 9!

Q: Four legs up, four legs down, soft in

the middle, hard all around. What am I?
A: A bed.

Q: A word I know, six letters it contains,

remove one letter and 12 remains, what
is it?
A: Dozens.

Q: What month of the year has 28 days?

A: All of them!

Q: The more you take, the more you

leave behind. What am I?
A: Footsteps