Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD.

I thought, DVDs
have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD,
and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully
erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get
if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank
DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up.