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FEBRUARY 11/12 2023

Thebrutal
finalhours
ofthebiggest
cryptoflop
inhistory
ByJoshuaOliver
February 11/12 2023

FEATURES
16.
Crash
The dithering, delay and denial
that led to the end of crypto
giant FTX. By Joshua Oliver

24.

Hostage exchange
Inside the deal to resolve an
age-old cultural battle.
By George Parker, Eleni Varvitsioti
and James Pickford

28.
Looking
Artist Chantal Joffe explores
the American painter
Alice Neel’s portraiture
MICHAEL COLLINS

Marble statue from the


Parthenon of Iris, the winged
messenger goddess

INTELLECT APPETITES WIT& WISDOM

7 Tim Harford 12 Simon Kuper 37 Tim Hayward 44 Robert Shrimsley


For chatbots, talk is cheap Building cities for people, Where Heathcliff Time for a new anthem
8 Worklife not cars meets Gabriel Oak 45 Games
Cartoon by Amy Hwang 14 Gillian Tett 38 Rowley Leigh recipe 46 The Questionnaire
10 Gallery What not to read in Prune, amaretti and apple tart Tara Fitzgerald, actor
Craig Easton in Blackpool the land of the free 41 Jancis Robinson
Burgundy’s best kept secret
43 Ingredient
Dried mint

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Letters
After hours with 10 Foot, London’s want from their housing or the flaw is that if life expectancy is
most notorious graffiti writer wider environment. So why not 83, then 172 trimesters is barely
by Miles Ellingham paint meaningless tags on it? half your life. It is arithmetically
Really? Eight pages of exposure sueiskra via FT.com impossible to support yourself for
for this talentless egotistical 40 years with only 43 of work, so
vandal 10 Foot? He adds nothing WWII’s unlikeliest musical this system is expecting others to
to the shared enjoyment of civic by Anna Gross and Danny Gross support you more than you support
life and has zero regard for the An excellent piece, with real yourself, hence the need to “force”
cost of cleaning up his childish humanity. Thank you. rich people to hand over their
scrawl. He clearly seems to see NiZnaio via FT.com stuff. This is wrong on every level:
himself as some kind of heroic anti- economic, spiritual, societal. You
establishment vigilante, bravely I have never been moved to tears should be ashamed for promoting
facing various dangers to pursue by a piece in the FT before. Arthur such self-indulgence.
his obsession. He’s simply an idiot Paunzen was only 50 when he died. La Valse via FT.com
with a spray can who encourages Granulator via FT.com
other idiots to do the same. You’ve So tired of the puritanical view
given him the oxygen of publicity. Meet the man quietly of the world where you only
What a waste of newsprint. revolutionising publishing FEBRUARY 3/4 have worth if you are working.

Gavin Aldred, London by Enuma Okoro 10 Foot’s night moves How come we have so much
A fascinating profile. I’m attracted more automation and tools,
Excellently written article. Some by Chris Jackson’s broad conception yet still need to work harder
people are upset, I don’t know why. of anti-racism. Have missed and longer? I suspect because
The article did nothing to glorify Enuma’s FT Weekend column this of those who share your views,
crime, just presented a world which month. Glad to read this one! and believe that unless you
most of us know absolutely nothing Mujuku via FT.com are rich you should work till
about. It was extremely interesting. you drop. Many of the richest
The_dude via FT.com How to fix the British economy people inherited their wealth.
by Tim Harford Who decides that it is “theirs”,
Graffiti disproportionately impacts Getting better at anything requires other than those who want to
those at the bottom of the social a true view of current reality. keep power to themselves?
hierarchy, in postcodes that FT A drumbeat from politicians Lear via FT.com
readers may rarely visit. It degrades and press that Britain is much
environments and contributes to better than others, and creating Soho’s authentic Japanese eaterie
crime. Nothing to admire in this guy. environments where British people by Tim Hayward
Gresham’sright via FT.com and companies mostly experience Dammit. That’s another coveted
and compare themselves with each secret down the drain.
I don’t love graffiti, but I think other is part of the problem. As an PastelSunrise via FT.com
the people here who are piously island nation, Britain needs to work
condemning it are missing the harder than most to benchmark Fantasy dinner party
point. It’s about alienation and itself, and be motivated with by Jessie Cave
a desire to make an impression, humility and curiosity to do so. Strong guestlist. And I’m not
be heard, be seen. Old flame via FT.com entirely sure why but this story
10 Foot’s comments about really made me laugh.
boringification also show he’s quite Retiring at 62? The French have 88H via FT.com
an acute critic of the urban space. it absolutely right
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But the problem is that no one with by Simon Kuper Memo to staff: dress fabulously
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the former) is at all interested in fancy a nice little bit of freeloading number and full address (not for looking to the FT for fashion advice?
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Intellect
Undercover Economist
TIM HARFORD
BS on a whole newscale

M
uchhaschangedsince1986,whenthePrince-
ton philosopher Harry Frankfurt published
an essay in an obscure journal, Raritan,
titled “On Bullshit”. Yet the essay, later
republished as a slim bestseller, remains
unnervingly relevant.
Frankfurt’s brilliant insight was that bullshit lies outside the
realm of truth and lies. A liar cares about the truth and wishes to
obscure it. A bullshitter is indifferent to whether his statements
aretrue:“Hejustpicksthemout,ormakesthemup,tosuithispur-
pose.” Typically for a 20th-century writer, Frankfurt described
the bullshitter as “he” rather than “she” or “they”. But now it’s
2023, we may have to refer to the bullshitter as “it” – because a
new generation of chatbots are poised to generate bullshit on an
undreamt-of scale.
Consider what happened when David Smerdon, an econo-
mist at the University of Queensland, asked the leading chatbot
ChatGPT: “What is the most cited economics paper of all time?”
ChatGPT said that it was “A Theory of Economic History” by
Douglass North and Robert Thomas, published in the Journal
of Economic History in 1969 and cited more than 30,000 times
since. It added that the article is “considered a classic in the field
of economic history”. A good answer, in some ways. In other ways,
not a good answer, because the paper does not exist.

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Intellect

Why did ChatGPT invent this article? Smerdon Experts disagree over how serious the confabu- After Trump was challenged on Fox News about
speculates as follows: the most cited economics lation problem is. ChatGPT has made remarkable retweeting some false claim, he replied, “Hey, Bill,
papersoftenhave“theory”and“economic”inthem; progress in a very short space of time. Perhaps the Bill, am I gonna check every statistic?” ChatGPT
if an article starts “a theory of economic…” then next generation, in a year or two, will not suffer might say the same.
“…history”isalikelycontinuation.DouglassNorth, from the problem. Marcus thinks otherwise. He Ifyoucareaboutbeingright,thenyes,youshould
Nobel laureate, is a heavily cited economic histo- arguesthatthepseudo-factswon’tgoawaywithout check. But if you care about being noticed or being
rian, and he wrote a book with Robert Thomas. In a fundamental rethink of the way these artificial admired or being believed, then truth is incidental.
other words, the citation is magnificently plausible. intelligence systems are built. ChatGPT says a lot of true things, but it says them
WhatChatGPTdealsinisnottruth;itisplausibility. I’m not qualified to speculate on that question, only as a by-product of learning to seem believable.
Andhowcoulditbeotherwise?ChatGPTdoesn’t but one thing is clear enough: there is plenty of Chatbots have made huge leaps forward in the
have a model of the world. Instead, it has a model of demand for bullshit in the world past couple of years, but even the
the kinds of things that people tend to write. This and, if it’s cheap enough, it will crude chatbots of the 20th century
explains why it sounds so astonishingly believ- be supplied in enormous quanti- There’splentyof were perfectly capable of absorbing
able. It also explains why the chatbot can find it ties. Think about how assiduously demandforbullshit– human attention. MGonz passed
challenging to deliver true answers to some fairly we now need to defend ourselves ifit’scheapenough, the Turing test in 1989 by firing a
straightforward questions. against spam, noise and empty itwillbesuppliedin stream of insults at an unwitting
It’s not just ChatGPT. Meta’s short-lived “Galac- virality. And think about how enormousquantities human,whofiredastreamofinsults
tica” bot was infamous for inventing citations. And much harder it will be when the back.ELIZA,themostfamousearly
it’s not just economics papers. I recently heard online world is filled with inter- chatbot, would fascinate humans
from the author Julie Lythcott-Haims, newly esting text that nobody ever wrote, or fascinating by appearing to listen to their troubles. “Tell me
elected to Palo Alto’s city council. ChatGPT wrote photographs of people and places that do not exist. more,” it would say. “Why do you feel that way?”
a story about her victory. “It got so much right and Consider the famous “fake news” problem, These simple chatbots did enough to drag the
was well written,” she told me. But Lythcott-Haims which originally referred to a group of Macedonian humans down to their conversational level. That
is black, and ChatGPT gushed about how she was teenagers who made up sensational stories for the should be a warning not to let the chatbots choose
the first black woman to be elected to the city coun- clicks and thus the advertising revenue. Decep- the rules of engagement. Harry Frankfurt cau-
cil. Perfectly plausible, completely untrue. tion was not their goal; their goal was attention. tioned that the bullshitter does not oppose the
Gary Marcus, author of Rebooting AI, explained The Macedonian teens and ChatGPT demonstrate truth, but “pays no attention to it at all. By virtue
on Ezra Klein’s podcast: “Everything it produces the same point. It’s a lot easier to generate inter- of this, bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than
soundsplausiblebecauseit’sallderivedfromthings esting stories if you’re unconstrained by respect lies are.” Be warned: when it comes to bullshit,
that humans have said. But it doesn’t always know for the truth. quantity has a quality of its own.
the connections between the things that it’s putting I wrote about the bullshit problem in early 2016,
together.”WhichpromptedKlein’squestion,“What before the Brexit referendum and the election of Tim Harford’s new book for children, “The Truth
does it mean to drive the cost of bullshit to zero”? Donald Trump. It was bad then; it’s worse now. Detective” (Wren & Rook), is out on March 15

WORKLIFE
By
AMY HWANG

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Intellect

‘Blackpool, 1992’

GALLERY
Photograph by
CRAIG EASTON

Craig Easton made this picture by politicians. In a speech at the “It was 1992 and it looked like the difference of course,” he says, “was
of Kirsti Williams (standing) Conservative party conference that 1930s.” In the following years, he that [this generation] were now in
and her siblings in 1992, at year, Tory social security minister tried to track down the Williamses working households – had worked
a hostel for families experiencing Peter Lilley had riffed off Gilbert until finally, in 2016, he found them all their lives – but were unable to
homelessness in Blackpool. Like & Sullivan’s opera The Mikado, on social media. “Sadly, I was not break free of their past.”
many, the Williamses were caught citing a “little list” of “scroungers” surprised to see that most of [the
in a cycle of unemployment and who “never would be missed”, children] were in much the same Words by Josh Lustig. “Thatcher’s
homelessness, unable to get a job and vowing to “close down a boat as their parents had been, Children” by Craig Easton is
without a permanent address, or a something-for-nothing society”. struggling to make ends meet.” published by GOST. “Is Anybody
permanent address without a job. “The pictures I made with [the He began making new photographs Listening?” is at Open Eye Gallery,
It was a time when those living family] early in my career had with the Williams children, now Liverpool, until February 26,
in poverty often felt demonised a deep effect on me,” Easton says. parents themselves. “The glaring then touring the UK

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Intellect

World View

SIMON
KUPER
Living in the past is
no bad thing for cities

P
aris is known as “the capital of the in the US, zoning laws sanctified the separation of 19th century, as trains displace planes. More inter-
19th century”, and day to day, it feels home, work and entertainment. City centres stood national high-speed train routes are scheduled to
likeit.Iliveona19th-centuryHauss- empty at night and on weekends. open around Europe, most spectacularly, one from
mannian street. I travel around on a Now, we’re ditching bad modernity for Paris to Berlin, though sadly, new passport controls
late19th-centuryinvention,abicycle 18th-century homeworking. In the US, about arereducingLondontothestatusofbranchstation.
with two equally sized wheels, when 30 per cent of paid full days are currently worked The new carless urban ideal should work best
I’mnotusingtheprehistorictechnologyofwalking. from home, and even more in high-tech cities. As in European cities, which were built before the car
Living here has helped me realise: the 20th century commutes decline, banning cars becomes easier. and have few of the New York-style office towers
was rubbish for cities. All over Europe, in particu- Even the private electric car won’t be welcome that are now becoming redundant. Most cities
lar, cities are now peeling off the century’s imprint in many European cities because it takes up too outside Europe remain stuck in 20th-century
like a bad wallpapering job in ways that go beyond much space, and its production creates too much mode, only even more car-ridden. A decade ago,
pushing out cars. The post-pandemic urban ideal is CO2. Driverless cars are probably at the peak of Brazil’s boom, I
a cleaned-up version of the 19th-century city with a long way off. However, cities asked a civic leader in São Paulo:
21st-century enhancements. should soon have driverless buses Offeredtwonewrival surely rising wealth had improved
Early last century, cities made some fateful programmed to ride set routes, vehicles,citieschose city life? No, he said. It simply
bad choices. Offered two new rival vehicles, they says Ross Douglas, founder of thegasoline-powered meant more traffic jams, pollu-
chose the gasoline-powered car over the clean, Autonomy, which stages urban caroverthecleanand tion and children not being able to
cheap and compact safety bicycle. Then in 1903 sustainable mobility trade shows. cheapsafetybicycle play outside.
the first reinforced concrete skyscraper went up Subway use was falling in I spent the football World Cup
in Cincinnati, Ohio. booming London, Paris and in Qatar, which has just finished
Concrete helps answer the vexed question Washington even before the pandemic. Subways building a 20th-century-style city of motorways
of why modern cities are ugly. Before the 20th remain useful for moving people from suburbs to and office towers. I reckon that even Qatar’s
century, local, low-carbon, organic building mate- downtown. But these systems were built under- royal palaces are less beautiful than my perfectly
rials, such as Parisian limestone, helped houses ground because the dogma of last century was ordinary Haussmannian building.
blend with the landscape. And before developers that streets were for cars – and nobody likes trav- When done well, the 21st century enhances
acquired the technology to build high, buildings elling underground. When it comes to moving cities. WiFi has turned cafés, parks, even beaches
were on a human scale, small enough for a pedes- people within a city centre, subways are now into workspaces. Tinder and LinkedIn introduce
trian to take in: think of Haussmann’s six storeys, being outcompeted by bikes, which let riders you to people, and Google Maps helps you find
often with fine individual details. But the 20th enjoy today’s ever more liveable, and lived-in, them.Butthebestphysicalbitsoftoday’sbestcities
century brought concrete and glass towers with city centres. The current €36bn extension to the were built by our ancestors. Some 19th-century
undifferentiated flat surfaces. A woman I know Paris metro may be the western world’s last ever working-class neighbourhoods are now coveted
who grew up in an English new town says she real- great subway project. The next city will just give by multimillionaires. Modernity often just makes
ised only later that living amid ugliness had made everyone an e-bike. cities worse. That should be a humbling thought
her childhood unhappier. In the two regions with the most advanced for innovators.
Cars and subway systems allowed cities to transport infrastructure, western Europe and
sprawl, so commuting was invented. Especially China, even intercity travel is returning to the simon.kuper@ft.com @KuperSimon

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Intellect

American Experiment

GILLIAN
TETT
Reading or not, in
the land of the free

I
n Boston last week, I happened to spot candidate, is apparently so convinced that free expression of faith. (Moreover, kids wanting to
the lanky figure of veteran human rights speech is being repressed that he has launched read these books can still buy them online.)
campaigner Kenneth Roth on the campus an attempt to take over one small liberal arts col- What is remarkable is the degree to which
of Harvard University. Nothing odd about lege in the state as part of his “war on woke”. “It’s a these bans are proliferating and becoming almost
that, you might think. Roth ran the Human tinder box,” says one professor at Yale, which has normalised, given that the US constitution is
Rights Watch advocacy group for many witnessed protests and counter-protests about supposed to uphold the concept of free speech.
years, to great acclaim, and seems a pretty natural free speech. “As an advocate [of free speech] who has cham-
fit for the hallowed halls of Harvard Kennedy All very depressing. But if you want to feel pioned stalwart US leadership on free speech
School (HKS) of government. even more alarmed, consider what is happening issues worldwide, I barely recognise my own
Last month, however, his proposed fellow- less visibly, earlier in the educational pipeline, country,” Suzanne Nossel, CEO of PEN America,
ship at HKS was controversially refused, a move in US schools. According to PEN America, the recently told Congress.
that Roth blamed on “donor-driven censorship” literary free speech advocate, With figures such as DeSantis
resulting from the fact that he previously criticised during the 2021-22 academic year throwing their support behind
human rights abuses by Israel. This was denied by there were more than 2,500 book AccordingtoPEN book bans, the trend seems
Harvard, but that didn’t prevent an outcry over bans in different US school dis- America,therewere likely to intensify. Is there a solu-
the incident. In the ensuing fallout, the dean of tricts and libraries, dramatically morethan2,500book tion? Since 2016, the University
HKS reversed the decision and apologised, saying more than previously recorded. bansinschoolsand of Chicago has championed free
that “the decision inadvertently cast doubt on The 138 school districts were librariesin2021-22 expression, telling students that
the mission of the school and our commitment located in 32 states and cov- it will not endorse intellectual
to open debate”. ered about four million pupils, “safe spaces”. (The university
All sides now appear keen to move on. But the but the heaviest concentration was in the has a rich tradition of conservative philosophi-
incident symbolises a bigger trend: the degree Republican strongholds of Texas and Flor- cal and legal scholarship.) Sadly, few others have
to which American education is tying itself up ida. The books targeted were, PEN found, copied this approach, which, in my view, is the
in knots about free speech. This is now so wide- overwhelmingly “by authors of color, by LGBTQ+ correct one.
spread it is not easily downplayed. And it’s become authors, by women…[or] about racism, sexuality, Nossel, meanwhile, says that while PEN used to
a touchstone for a vociferous minority on both the gender, history”. focus primarily on places like China and Russia,
left and right of politics. Some are household names: The Bluest Eye by “we find ourselves devoting more and more energy
Last month, a different furore erupted at Toni Morrison, TheKiteRunner by Khaled Hosseini to defending free speech in America too”.
Stanford, after two students were spotted reading and Looking for Alaska by John Green, whose The battle for intellectual freedom has
Mein Kampf, and it briefly looked as though they The Fault in Our Stars is one of the highest-selling delivered some successes, as with Roth. But it
might be punished for it. Another protest blew up books ever. Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World also underlines how fragile free expression is in an
after a professor was fired at Hamline University, made the list. increasingly tribal, polarised political landscape.
in Minnesota, for displaying a picture of the An optimist might note that these local That is alarming, particularly with an election
Prophet Muhammad during a class on Islamic art. restrictions reflect the glory of America’s fed- looming in which DeSantis seems set to run.
Meanwhile Ron DeSantis, the governor of eral structure, which gives parents a lot of power
Florida and a likely Republican presidential over the education of their children and free gillian.tett@ft.com @gilliantett

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Sam?
Youthere?
OnMonday,SamBankman-Friedwasa
billionairepresidingoveracryptoempire
worth$40bn.ByFriday,hiscompanies
wereasteamingpileoffinancialtoxicwaste.
Thebrutalfinalhoursofaboyking’s reign
ByJoshuaOliver
IllustrationsbyGuillemCasasús
InJanuary,Iwalkedupthe
repercussions, except for Bankman-Fried. “Just,
everyone left,” Bankman-Fried told me. “I couldn’t
do it alone. And, if I’m alone, then maybe I’m
wrong. I am pretty impervious to pressure, but at

frontstepsofasingle-storey,
some point I started to feel like maybe I’m the one
who’s wrong here.”

I.Sell,sell,sell

grey-shingledhouseina On Monday, Bankman-Fried issued new orders


to traders at Alameda, his crypto trading firm.
A small group of savants, hunched behind nine-

neighbourhoodonthe
screen workstations, were told to start selling off as
much of the company’s eclectic investment portfo-
lio as they could, as fast as possible.

fringeofStanfordUniversity.
NOVEMBER 7

Trader
Close everything down to generate
capital, maximally aggressive…
liquidate all positions?

SBF
The moment I pressed the video doorbell, I heard There is definitely a fair bit of urgency
Sam Bankman-Fried’s voice calling from inside.
“I’ll get it!” His father got to the door first. Bank- SBF
manandBarbaraFried,bothprofessors,welcomed ETA on getting at least $2b of USD?
me with the courtesy and mild indifference of par-
ents greeting a teenager coming over to hang out
with their son after school. Bankman-Fried needed cash because clients of
The family’s placid suburban house and garden, his other company, FTX, were in a panic. News of
where hummingbirds buzzed over a small foun- leaked documents showing a dangerous depend-
tain, were overshadowed by the legal catastrophe ence on its digital currency known as FTT had been
bearing down on the 30-year-old who resides in bad enough. But then, one of Bankman-Fried’s
the sitting room. Bankman-Fried, widely known as rivals threatened to dump some $500mn of FTT
SBF, faces US criminal and civil charges, including on to the market and tank its value. Now, FTX was
money laundering, campaign finance violations being overrun by withdrawals, with billions flow-
andconspiracytocommitwirefraud.Heisaccused ing out the door by the hour.
of absconding with billions of dollars from clients Bankman-Fried’s inner circle was mostly gath-
of his companies, Alameda Research and FTX. ered at the Albany, a 600-acre luxury compound in
Two of his lieutenants have pleaded guilty to fraud Nassau, the capital of the Bahamas. The CEO lived
and are expected to testify against him. Bankman- with a rotating cast of colleagues in a five-bedroom
Fried maintains his innocence. penthousewithviewsoftheyachtsinthemarina.It
The reasons for SBF’s notoriety are plentiful. was one of several Albany properties the company
Since 2019, when he founded FTX, an exchange bought when it moved to the island the previ-
enabling customers to trade digital and physical ous year. Most FTX staff had done little to settle
currencies, the young man with the hobbit-like into their new homes, creating a bizarre contrast
appearance has cut an unusual figure among the between the glitzy real estate and the barren apart-
global financial and political elite. Bankman-Fried ments.“Itwasalotmoreofa‘verynicedorm-room’
was wincingly earnest when he spoke in public style than you would expect,” said someone who
about effective altruism, Silicon Valley’s faddish spent time there.
philosophy of philanthropy, or about FTX’s plans Bankman-Fried was one of the elders. Gary
to legitimise the world of crypto, or, as his company Wang, FTX’s taciturn and solitary technology
grew, acquiring Goldman Sachs. He wholeheart- chief, was a friend from high-school maths camp
edly embraced his image as a shambolic boy genius and MIT. Nishad Singh, the number two coder,
and, worth more than $20bn at his peak, he cheer- was a friend of Bankman-Fried’s younger brother
ily vowed to give it all away. and had been recruited from Facebook. Singh was
Instead, he watched his companies disintegrate friendly and outgoing, popular with staff. Both
into a steaming pile of financial toxic waste. It took Wang and Singh were dating fellow employees.
a little less than a week. What follows is the most Caroline Ellison was Alameda’s 28-year-old
detailed account yet of FTX’s final days. It is based chiefexecutive.AHarryPottersuperfan,shewrote
on interviews with people with first-hand knowl- a blog with voluminous entries about everything
edge of events, as well as court documents and from her favourite books to the merits of kayaks
extensive internal messages and emails, which (“clearly one of the best ways for humans to get
have been minimally edited for length and clarity. around water”). She’d met Bankman-Fried during
They show how a tiny group of millennial million- his brief stint at the Wall Street trading firm Jane
aires and life-long friends panicked and despaired Street in 2013.
as they ran a $40bn company into the ground. At Alameda, she was a low-key boss. “Caroline
Numerous FTX employees spoke to me didn’t have a lot of gravitas,” said one staffer. “The
on condition of anonymity, for fear of legal firsttimeImetherIthoughtshewasanintern.”Elli-

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son, who was in Hong Kong on a long-planned trip Around 7am, he woke up to another call from NOVEMBER 8 2022 New
whenthecrisishit,hadbeenromanticallyinvolved Nassau. The numbers Bankman-Fried threw out
with Bankman-Fried the year before. Since their were stunning: FTX needed “a couple billion”
SBF
relationship ended, communication between the dollars immediately to avoid “very serious con-
I’m sorry that I haven’t been very
two had been inconsistent and, at times, awkward. sequences”. Delay would cause the hole to grow to communicative in the last few days
Lawyers for Wang and Singh declined to com- between $4bn and $8bn. — we’ve been figuring out what to do
ment.Ellison’sattorneydidnotrespondtorequests Bankman-Fried once boasted to a reporter that in real time… You might have
completely reasonable questions for
for comment. he was “one of the world’s greatest fundraisers.” He me, like “what exactly is the
Bankman-Fried minimised the crisis FTX was had raised $1.8bn since 2019, despite sometimes transaction”, and “what entities would
facing as a “liquidity” issue, meaning the company appearing not to try very hard. In one successful it include”. Unfortunately I don’t yet
didn’t have enough cash on hand to meet with- pitch meeting with top venture capitalists that have a definitive answer for you.

drawals. It was a big problem, but a fixable one. became part of his legend, he’d played video games
He brushed off the idea of filing for bankruptcy throughout. Now, his hot streak ended. He was Staff clustered around the big screen in the corner
protection, which would, in effect, be conceding turned down first by a handful of private equity of the Nassau office to watch. Employees were used
there were profound issues at the core of the busi- firms, then by his largest competitors, includ- to hearing about the company’s latest progress and
ness. Convinced he could fundraise his way out of ing Coinbase, Huobi and OKX. VCs wouldn’t bite quizzing their normally loquacious boss. “[But]
trouble, Bankman-Fried ignored concerns that either. Lai was just one of many who was not pre- that was the first time that Sam refused to take
bringing in more money from investors would be pared to write a cheque. But before he hung up, he questions,” said one employee. Many interpreted
perpetuating an alleged fraud to cover losses. gaveBankman-Friedsomeadvice:“Whynotspeak this as a bad sign. “The message was: ‘We’re fucked.
When senior executives outside Bankman- to CZ?” I fucked up,’” another said.
Fried’s circle pored over spreadsheets, they “CZ” is Changpeng Zhao, crypto’s greatest The announcement of the sale to Binance broke
reached a different conclusion. “It’s not liquidity. tycoon. The 45-year-old Canadian-Chinese CEO of many staffers’ spirits. FTX billed itself as pro-reg-
It’s fucking solvency. It’s a big, gaping hole in cus- Binance, the world’s largest crypto exchange, is in ulation, a righteous force in the sometimes shady
tomer assets,” said one top executive, describing many ways Bankman-Fried’s opposite. CZ’s large, crypto world. Binance was seen as the opposite,
the realisation that money FTX promised to safe- round head of buzzed hair and small, bespectacled having refused to even name a location for its head-
guard was missing. “It was such an unbelievable eyes give him an air of intense focus. At the peak quarters to avoid oversight. To FTX staff, it was
shock to the system,” said another former senior of the crypto market in 2021, he was said to be the like Luke Skywalker joining Darth Vader. “That
executive. As word spread, the leadership frac- richest man in the world. But those estimates are moment created panic,” said an employee. “No one
tured into two opposing camps. The “Bahamas hazy because CZ’s wealth, and Binance’s owner- expected it.”
team” gathered around Bankman-Fried on the shipstructure,areobscuredbyajumbleofoffshore Many of them started quitting. Soon, news of
Caribbean island, as he frantically hit the phones, companies. CZ was an early investor in FTX, but FTX’s troubles was spreading beyond headquar-
seeking investors. In New York, an opposing group he and Bankman-Fried fell out over their different ters. Rental car agencies in Nassau demanded their
began planning for the worst. Former employees approaches to regulation. The two companies’ staff vehicles back. Hotels and landlords turned out
called them “the adults.” had come to view each other with enmity. FTXemployees,someofwhommovedintoproper-
Eventually, Bankman-Fried had no choice but to ties owned by the company. Many workers rushed
heed Lai’s advice. He sent a string of “increasingly to book tickets off the island. “If you could get a
II.Twohurricanes desperate” messages to his arch-rival. “When he flight out tomorrow, you would go,” one recalled.
reachedouttome,Ithoughthewasgoingtoaskfora When rumours spread that FTX staff were being
A hurricane was barrelling towards headquarters, [private] deal to buy the FTT tokens… But when he searched at the airport, colleagues started throw-
but FTX employees in Nassau woke up on Tues- calledme,heveryquicklyalludedthatthey’reinbig ing out any article of clothing imprinted with the
day to sunny skies. Many headed into the office, trouble, and they’re looking for a buyout,” CZ later company’s logo. “It was this combination of a real,
a crowded string of low terracotta-coloured build- said, at a conference. “I knew he was desperate.” physical hurricane and a psychological hurricane,”
ings in a waterfront office park, despite the storm The rush to raise money seemed outrageous to saidoneemployee.“Itwasthemostcrazy,hectic24
warning. When they learnt withdrawals from the some executives. Dan Friedberg, FTX’s top lawyer hours of my life. I felt like my worldview was falling
exchange were halted, many employees realised since2020,thoughtattemptingtofundraiselooked apart. FTX was not just a job for me and for other
their personal savings were trapped too. “No one like an extension of a likely fraud, he later claimed, people. FTX was my life.”
had rushed to take out their own money,” said according to court documents. Other executives
one. “We had extreme faith in the company and felt the same. “I had the concern that… raising
Sam himself.” money was fraudulent if we didn’t tell people what III.Callthelawyers.Allthelawyers
As rank-and-file staff waited for an update, was really going on,” said one.
FTX’s leadership tried to get a handle on the crisis. The flurry of activity was unknown to most of The thought of legal risk weighed heavily on Ryne
A “war room” had been set up in Bankman-Fried’s FTX’sstaff.“Therealityisthatatthetimetherewas Miller, FTX US’s 40-year-old general counsel in
penthouseandmuchofthetechteam,afraidtotalk no communication from the executive team to the New York. A huge bear of a man with a grizzled
openly about the company’s distress, moved there. employees, and I really did not understand it,” said beard, Miller had not followed the usual gold-
Bankman-Fried’s right-hand in his fundraising an employee. “People were getting panicked inter- plated road from Ivy League law school to Wall
drive was Constance Wang, FTX’s chief operat- nally,” said another. “I kept sending Sam messages Street. Miller, who corrected colleagues who pro-
ing officer. In her late-twenties, she had spent two on Signal. He was not even reading my messages.” nounced his name “Ryan” (it’s more like “Rhine”),
years as a Credit Suisse analyst and had two short When Bankman-Fried finally broke his silence, studied law in Oklahoma and worked at a regional
stints at other crypto businesses before landing the it was to announce that Binance had agreed to firm before working his way up to a job at the Com-
high-profile role at FTX. She’d overseen much of buy FTX. But it was little more than a handshake. modity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC), the
the company’s star-studded marketing and hosted There had been no time to hammer out terms, and US regulator. In mid-2021, Miller left a partner-
almost-weekly parties at her Nassau villa. CZ reserved the right to walk away after looking ship at Sullivan & Cromwell, a top Wall Street firm
It was 2am in Hong Kong when Lennix Lai’s over his competitor’s books. There wasn’t even a known as S&C, to join FTX.
phone buzzed. A top executive at rival crypto valueforthetransaction.Still,itseemedtovalidate Some in the Bahamas were suspicious of Miller,
exchange OKX, Lai picked up to find Bankman- Bankman-FriedandtheBahamasteam’sbeliefthat seeing him more as a creature of the US legal world
Fried on the other end of the line. Market panic the company could survive. than a crypto diehard. But even employees who
had created a cash crunch, and FTX might need Bankman-Fried shared the news on Twitter disliked him respected his skills. “Ryne is a sharp
“a little bit of help,” he told Lai calmly. Customers an hour before FTX’s weekly all-hands meet- fucking lawyer,” said one. Now, Miller quickly
were withdrawing money at an unsustainable rate. ing. He also posted a Slack message to his few became the Bahamas team’s main antagonist.
Lai ended the call open to lending a hand. hundred employees. “I think Ryne, as a lawyer, was like ‘holy shit,’”

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said a former colleague. “If you realise that wandered through the apartment, nuzzling up to
Tuesday, 16:58
some horrible crime just took place, you don’t the downcast 20-somethings. “We were in total
keep some part of the business running.” Miller shock,” one employee said. “It finally hit me that
From: Daniel Friedberg
declined to comment. we lost tremendously. I cried my eyes out.”
On Tuesday morning, Miller and Can Sun, FTX Many of them wore FTX-branded clothes and To: Ryan Pinder

International’s general counsel, called an urgent joked about needing to embroider “powered by Hi Ryan – sorry for the delay. [Can Sun, FTX
video meeting with Andy Dietderich, a partner at Binance” under the old logo. The catering staff, International’s general counsel] is on island and
S&C. Dietderich’s soft-spoken manner belied his more accustomed to seeing the gang of crypto will coordinate.

reputation as an aggressive lawyer. As soon as he nerds either working or celebrating, were taken
clicked the Zoom link, he could tell something was aback. “It felt like being at the collapse of Rome,”
wrong, according to an account he gave a court. one attendee said. Someone quietly asked a server Dan Friedberg opposed a US bankruptcy. The
Sun and Miller were visibly upset. They told him to take an uneaten dessert away. The chocolate company had already turned off the tap for client
FTX didn’t have the money to pay back customers. pudding topped with gold flakes seemed likesome- withdrawals; other crypto exchanges had frozen
Dietderich was stunned to learn his client needed thing from a previous era. funds for weeks and survived. If it came to it, FTX
to think about bankruptcy. should file for insolvency overseas. Bankruptcy
Dietderich, 53, is a veteran of what restructur- in the US brought the risks of regulatory scrutiny
ing pros call “free-fall” bankruptcies, in which IV.Waytoomanyissues and the interference of lawyers inexperienced in
companies plunge into bankruptcy without a crypto. “You have a bunch of people coming in who
restructuring plan in place. Still, he was stag- Rumours of the Binance deal quickly drew inquir- don’t know the business at all,” said one executive
gered by the job in front of him. Bankman-Fried’s ies from Bahamian officials worried about the fate of that scenario. “It’s just going to be a shitshow.”
empire was hyper-complex, and it was unravelling ofoneofthecountry’smostfamousemployers.The ButbylateTuesday,bothFriedbergandSunhad
at frightening speed. Within hours, Dietderich had Caribbean nation had developed bespoke regula- resigned. Sun emailed colleagues to say he quit.
marshalled dozens of S&C lawyers in London, New tionforcryptoandwelcomedBankman-Friedwith Friedberg seemed to “disappear,” according to col-
York and Hong Kong to prepare options for how open arms. His company had good relations with leagues. Sun declined to comment. Friedberg did
to unwind more than 100 global corporate entities Ryan Pinder, the attorney-general, as well as Chris- not reply to requests for comment.
that comprised FTX and Alameda. They also drew tina Rolle, the top financial regulator. Now, both The resignations left Miller as the senior lawyer
up a list of four restructuring experts who could needed answers. for FTX US and Tim Wilson, who had also worked
take control. at S&C earlier in his career, as the remaining attor-
Miller wanted to know if the problems at ney for FTX International. “Ryne saw the FTX
FTX International extended to its US arm, which Nov 8, 11:37
situation as similar to the Merrill Lynch situation
was supposed to operate separately under Amer- or Lehman in 2009,” said a former colleague. Mill-
ican regulation. He began demanding answers From: Christina Rolle er’s former firm had handled Lehman, the largest
from Bankman-Fried’s confidantes: was FTX US To: Sam Bankman-Fried
bankruptcy in US history. Wilson did not respond
truly separate? to requests for comment.
Good morning... Please advise your availability
to meet with the Securities Commission of The
NOVEMBER 8
Bahamas to discuss recent press regarding NOVEMBER 9 10:38
liquidity issues as well as the potential
Ryne Miller
acquisition of FTX by Binance…
I need to know the fucking truth Ryne Miller
about FTX US right now. We need to bring in a professional
manager who will begin making real
Nov 8, 14:48 decisions (supported by input from
Nishad Singh this group) towards wind down
yes FTXUS should be totally separate (SullCrom will identify and bring in
From: Sam Bankman-Fried this person). Binance understands
To: Christina Rolle that process needs to start, and in
fact it will give them a proper point
of contact as wind down proceeds
Miller was increasingly frustrated by the lack Hey! I’m pretty pressed for time but will make
and the “deal” between them and
sure that we talk to you ASAP; I’ll briefly say that,
of communication from the Bahamas, as he as of now, no sale has happened or been
FTX begins to take shape…
demanded proof the US division was solvent. finalized although there are active talks. We’ll
keep you updated about those

NOVEMBER 8 22:33
Zach Dexter, one of the company’s top US exec-
Ryne Miller
Nov 8, 11:29 utives, pasted a link to a news story many had
I need to wire SullCrom $4m to make already read. It claimed that Binance was going
sure we are all represented through From: Ryan Pinder
this. And we preserve any value that
to walk away from the deal because its first look
is left. Tomorrow… Who can do it? I’m To: Sam Bankman-Fried at FTX’s books allegedly showed misappropria-
in charge now.
Good morning, I know it must be a hectic time.
tion of customer funds. The ensuing message and
Is there more information you can share with us email exchanges, parts of which were previously
regarding the purported [agreement] between reported by the New York Times, show the divi-
Theopposingcampsbecamemoreentrenched:the FTX and Binance? Ryan
sionsabouthowtoproceed.Dexterdidnotrespond
New York group struggled to prepare for what it to requests for comment.
came to see as an inevitable bankruptcy, while the
one in the Bahamas tried to come to grips with the
Ryne Miller
scenario in which FTX would, in the end, be swal- Spoke to Binance legal this morning
lowed by Binance. as a diligence kick-off. Was very
The last time FTX staff gathered in any strength high-level and they said they would
follow-up. I do not have a direct
of numbers was Tuesday night at Bankman-Fried’s contact there beyond that call.
penthouse, where several dozen employees sat in
small groups, some in tears. Rain was starting to
sweepinoffthesea,splashingontothewidebalcony
bathed in blue spotlights. Singh’s two labradoodles

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SBF (reply to Dexter) Ryne Miller (reply to Ellison) Nov 9, 8:03
they hadn’t reached out to us about that, Based on what we are learning...
haven’t heard anything from them and based on advice of Sullivan &
Cromwell, our recommendation From: Ryan Pinder
directly, reaching out
and instruction (I am GC of FTX To: Sam Bankman-Fried
NOVEMBER
US so saying9 16:04
what I can) is to turn
SBF (reply to Miller) off trading and halt activity on The Government of The Bahamas would like to
on a call, sec both FTX US and FTX.com. And ask some questions, and get an update on the
then identify a control/decision current situation. I will be briefing the Prime
person to work with outside Minister later today. Can you please assist with a
counsel on next steps. For US briefing update as well as addressing the
Caroline Ellison
purposes, we will be informing following questions…What is the ongoing
Right now I’m thinking of
the CFTC, SEC, and Department of commitment to The Bahamas? Thank you, Ryan
[communicating to employees] a
Justice that this recommendation
vibe of ‘Alameda is probably going
has been made.
to wind down, if you don’t want to
stay or want to take some time off
no pressure, if you do want to help Nov 9, 16:16
with stuff like making sure our Bankman-Fried acknowledged the message and
lenders get repaid it’s super
appreciated’
relayed a company-wide note he’d just shared. From: Sam Bankman-Fried

To: Ryan Pinder


Caroline Ellison
Did this… though now I’m kinda SBF
Sorry giving updates as I can. Things moving
worried that everyone is gonna sent this just now, ack on the above: — Hey quickly. I can’t give as confident answers as I’d
quit/take time off and I’m going to all, We obviously just saw Binance’s like to all of those [questions]. My current only
end up trying to unwind all our statement; they relayed that first to the priority is doing right by customers, and doing
positions myself media, not to us, and had not previously whatever I can for that; right now that means
informed us or expressed those prioritising, above everything else, getting
reservations. I’m working, as quickly as I funding to fill the liquidity gap so that all
can, on next steps here. I wish I could give customers can be made liquid. cc’ing Joe/
Somebody in the group chat chimed in to ask, “Can you all more clarity than I can. I completely Constance/Ryan who can give more details.
Sam Bankman-Fried
we offer some bonus for people to work through understand if you want to step away, and
don’t blame you at all for it. My goals here
this? I know there’s not a ton of $ but maybe some- are: protecting customers, doing what I
thing?” Miller replied: can for employees and investors. I’ll keep
fighting for those, as best I can, as long as Nov 9, 18:00
it’s correct for me to. I’m exploring all the
Ryne Miller options. I am deeply sorry that we got into
From: Ryan Pinder
No. We should continue to make this place, and for my role in it. That’s on
payroll as fast as that’s possible. me, and me alone, and it sucks, and I’m To: Sam Bankman-Fried
Other expenditures sharply curtailed. sorry, not that that makes it any better. @
Zach Dexter and @Ryne Miller are good Thank you Sam. Joe, Constance, Ryan - please
people to contact about FTX us provide me with a brief and answers to the
questions below so I can provide the Prime
Meanwhile, Bankman-Fried tried to get answers Minister an update. Ryan

out of CZ. A person who saw the messages read Ryne Miller

them to me over the phone: Thank you @SBF @Nishad Singh


@Gary Wang. Who can turn off
the websites? And who can Nov 9, 21:27
identify, on chain, what exact
NOVEMBER 9
assets we have for US? From: Sam Bankman-Fried
SBF To: Ryan Pinder
Hey, we are still extremely excited to work
Constance Wang
on this with you guys. We are obviously Hi all, I’m really sorry about the delayed
Hi Ryne, I love you but I don’t want to
seeing a lot of public pieces coming out responses here – it’s been a hectic week but
stop trying yet. I appreciate you letting
claiming leaks, but we obviously don’t know that’s on me. Myself, and Joe (cc’ed), will be
me try everything I can and manage
if that’s real. We would love to get clarity responsive going forward. And I’m also deeply
the situation to provide clarities and
from you guys on this, and we are willing to sorry for ending up in this position in the first
assurance to our users too. If nothing
do anything to make this work place… Right now we are focused on one thing:
works I’d be happy to work with you on
a proper wind down making customers whole. We are focusing
exclusively on doing that this week… As you saw,
Binance did not end up following through on
CZ
their transaction. However, we are in the middle
Sam, we won’t be able to Ryne Miller of a separate process to make users whole; we
continue this deal. Way too I understand your perspective, will know within a week if that comes through…
many issues. CZ thank you. I am not making public We are deeply grateful for what The Bahamas
statements. I will report to our US has done for us, and deeply committed to it…”
regulators consistent with our
obligations.
The collapse of the Binance deal strengthened the
case for bankruptcy. Desperate for a legal second Then, Bankman-Fried made the government
opinion to counter Miller and Wilson’s appeals, That afternoon, Miller joined Ryan Salame, chair an astonishing offer. He suggested FTX would
Bankman-Fried turned to his father, Stanford pro- of the FTX’s Bahamas corporate entity, on a video be “more than happy” to open withdrawals for
fessor Joe Bankman, a specialist in tax law who had meeting with the head of the island’s securities Bahamas customers. “If we don’t hear back from
served as an adviser to his son before and had flown regulator, Christina Rolle. According to Rolle’s you,” he wrote, “we are going to go ahead and do it
from California to join him in the Bahamas. As the sworn account, Salame told the authorities that tomorrow.” It was an act of desperation by Bank-
crisis deepened on Wednesday, some FTX execu- FTX client assets had been transferred to Alameda man-Fried’s camp, according to one ally. They
tives were blowing the whistle to regulators. without their knowledge or consent. This looked to were panicked by rumours they were about to be
Rolle like a possible crime. She ended the call and arrested and trying to guess which moves might
phoned the police. placate authorities.
Shortly after sending his late-night appeal to
the attorney-general, another email dropped into
Bankman-Fried’s inbox. Dietderich, at S&C, was
suggesting John Ray to tackle the crisis at FTX. Ray

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is something of a legend in the restructuring world. Around 8pm, S&C sent Bankman-Fried the In the early hours of Friday, FTX’s Australian sub-
A 40-year-veteran of insolvency, with military- draft of a document giving John Ray full control sidiary was forced into insolvency. The unravelling
style short grey hair, Ray has the air of a three-star of FTX. As the hours ticked by, with dozens of law- envisioned by the lawyers had begun. But Bank-
general, rather than an attorney. He cut his teeth as yers and consultants waiting, Bankman-Fried man-Fried still wouldn’t sign. His phone buzzed
general counsel of Fruit of the Loom when it went refused to sign. incessantly with messages and calls from an army
bellyupinthe1990sandmadehisnameastheman of lawyers and staff.
who oversaw the unwinding of Enron, the corpo-
Nov 10, 21:20
rate fraud of the century. He would soon displace NOVEMBER 11 01:44
Bankman-Fried as CEO. From: Ryne Miller Tim Wilson

To: Sam Bankman-Fried Sam, we just got placed in

V. Nightmare scenarios
“voluntary” bankruptcy in Australia
Sam need this signed ASAP. Let me know. by the board

Until Thursday, Bankman-Fried would not enter-


SBF
tain the idea of bankruptcy. What brought him Nov 10, 22:36 understood
to the table for talks with Miller and S&C was the
forced liquidation of FTX’s Nassau company by From: Zach Dexter
Bahamas regulators. That looked like the begin- Tim Wilson
To: Sam Bankman-Fried Sorry – but this is now getting even
ning of what the company’s US lawyers saw as a more urgent
nightmare scenario: if each of FTX’s hundreds of Sam this is an excellent pick and I
companies from Turkey to Japan was separately wholeheartedly hope you sign this tonight. The
faster John is in place, the faster the company
pushed into bankruptcy, they would be left with can resolve issues that require urgent progress.
Tim Wilson

an unmanageable mess. Filing in the US was the Those of us remaining can help you significantly
Sam…I want to help get you
comfortable here, but it needs to
only way to keep the process even remotely close if you sign tonight.
happen asap.
to controlled.
The Bahamas team’s war room moved to a
nearby villa, where Constance Wang lived. The Bankman-Fried’s lawyers haggled over the choice Miller pasted a screenshot and email from Dietder-
“Conch Shack”, a 9,000-square-foot mansion with of Ray and the selection of new directors for the ich in the chat:
a palm-fringed pool in its courtyard, was more company in bankruptcy. They questioned whether
privatethanthepenthouse.Therelocationwasalso filing for bankruptcy in the US would expose Bank-
intendedtofinallyallowteammemberstogetsome man-Fried to more scrutiny from American law Nov 11, 02:03
sleep. Many had been up for three days straight. enforcement, Dietderich later said in court filings.
Bankman-Fried’s inner circle was starting to He said he told Bankman-Fried’s counsel that the From: Andy Dietderich
fray. Two of his closest lieutenants, Singh and worries about his own interest were “inappropri- To: Sam Bankman-Fried
Ramnik Arora, who led much of FTX’s past fun- ate.” Meanwhile, Miller continued to press.
Can we please have an update? We have many
draising, cracked under the pressure. “Nobody people in NY and Delaware waiting to proceed.
had gone through a disaster before, so people were NOVEMBER 10 21:48 We have done the work we can without Sam’s
breaking psychologically,” said someone close signature. If Sam is not going to sign the
to them. “It was never more apparent to me how Ryne Miller to SBF
Hello sir – I sent you the doc
instruction appointing Ray tonight, we will send
people home and regroup in the morning.
young all of them were than in the 72-hour period as DocuSign. I would super Australia has commenced voluntary
before bankruptcy.” Arora declined to comment. appreciate your signing it. proceedings and we can expect more shortly. If
Ellison weighed in over chat from Hong Kong Thank you again for getting
this piece done.
Sam is signing relatively promptly, we can stay
around. Please let us know promptly if we should
but seemed disengaged. Alameda had gambled continue to wait. Andy
hugely and been badly affected by the collapse of
digital assets in 2022. Ellison told a colleague she
Ryne Miller to Sam Bankman-Fried
was “relieved” that she wouldn’t have to carry the MISSED CALL 22:14
burden of running Alameda any more. “She felt a NOVEMBER 11 02:50

littletrapped,”thecolleaguesaid.“Itwasover,even 22:36
if it was a bad ‘over.’” Ryne Miller
@SBF fresh doc sent, per instructions from
People in the war room began to notice top Ryne Miller to SBF
Hi there - a gentle ping to your counsel. Thanks. Let me know
executives disappearing. They hoped they were see if you could sign the
finally sleeping. In fact, some were starting to pack DocuSign I sent. Happy to
up and leave. discuss it with you if helpful.
Thanks again.
The FTX founder was nothing if not convinced
In the afternoon, Bankman-Fried met with Diet- that he was smarter than everyone else. He had
derich,theS&Cbankruptcypartner,onavideocall. held out for days against the advice of the compa-
To Dietderich’s surprise, the founder sat next to his NOVEMBER 11 00:21
ny’s lawyers, then its outside counsel and finally
father.DavidMills,anotherStanfordLawprofessor SBF his own attorneys. But what changed his mind was
andawhite-collarexpert,wasalsoonthecall,along Hey sorry looking it over! mass desertion, first of his staff and then of the
with a criminal defence expert and restructuring long-time friends around him. By Thursday night,
specialist from the law firm Paul, Weiss. All were 00:33 only a half dozen loyalists, including Constance
acting for Bankman-Fried personally. Dietderich and Gary, remained.
bristled. S&C was working for the company, he said Ryne Miller Bankman-Fried was a general without an army.
We need this one. It lets the
according to court records, and Bankman-Fried organization start to be put
The single-page legal document in front of him
was a corporate officer with a fiduciary duty. The in place to move forward, gave Ray total control over FTX and its linked
presence of the personal lawyers suggested to Diet- and allows the people trying companies, with power to file them for bank-
to help begin to actually
derich that Bankman-Fried was thinking about his help... Folks really need to
ruptcy. Just after 4am on Friday morning, he
personal legal exposure. After the call, Dietderich start the next phase. Thank clicked the DocuSign link.
told colleagues that a Chapter 11 filing was immi- you in advance for your
nent and called in criminal law colleagues from the consideration of that
perspective.
firm. Mills declined to comment.

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NOVEMBER 11 07:37 argument that S&C conspired to force him into
January 2
Ryne Miller
bankruptcy, appoint its hand-picked new CEO
The bankruptcy filings for Alameda and FTX.
From: Sam Bankman-Fried
and pocket millions in legal fees. (S&C, Miller and
com will begin to start this a.m. Understand Ray have rejected his claims.) “He still thinks that
that @Gary Wang did amazing work last To: John Ray
night to get many aspects of the site in
if bankruptcy had never been filed, everything
better shape. The entire FTX ecosystem Mr Ray, I know things haven’t gotten off on the would have been ok,” says someone who knows
looks forward to being able to rely on folks right foot, but I really do want to be helpful…As Bankman-Fried well.
here to provide similar information and
consulting help in coming days.
I’m guessing you’ve heard, I’m in NYC for the Bankman-Fried admitted he has been dwelling
next day. I’d love to meet up while I’m here—
even if just to say hi… Sam on what will happen if he’s found guilty of charges
that carry a potential life sentence. Next to the
Bankman-Fried remained at the Albany. On chess sets is a stack of printed legal documents.
Sunday November 13, he and Wang were locked Thinking back to the final days of FTX, he said it
out of FTX’s systems by Ray’s team. Bankman- Ray never replied. appeared to him that his friends and advisers were
Fried privately fumed about what he considered warped by pressure. “It felt to me like everyone
“the adults’” broken promises, namely, to con- around me had lost their minds all at once. And
sult on fundraising efforts and the appointment of VI.PrisonerinPaloAlto everyone is behaving bizarrely poorly,” he said. “I
directors. Over email, Bankman-Fried appealed to did feel sort of like there were no adults left in the
Ray for a role in the company’s unwinding. In December 2022, Bankman-Fried was arrested room, like everyone is a child now.”
in the Bahamas and charged with orchestrating Bankman-Fried’s defence is that he screwed
“one of the biggest financial frauds in American up. But he still sounds like a kid expecting to be
November 13
history.” After nine nights in custody in Nassau, he slapped on the wrist. Outside his sanctuary in Palo
was extradited to the US, granted bail and confined Alto, most of the world has concluded that he is an
From: Sam Bankman-Fried
to his parents’ house. Caroline Ellison and Gary adult and that he is at fault, leaving only the tiny
To: John Ray Wang have turned cooperating witnesses against oasisofhisparents’homewheretheoppositemight
Hey John, I’d be super happy to chat — here,
him. Singh may be next. On January 3, the day still be true.
phone, etc.! Sam after Bankman-Fried told Ray he was “available”
to meet in NYC, he appeared in a Manhattan court Joshua Oliver is the FT’s asset management reporter.
to plead not guilty. Additional reporting by William Langley and
Before meeting him in Palo Alto, the last I spoke Chan Ho-him in Hong Kong, Sujeet Indap in
November 14 to Bankman-Fried in person was at the height of New York and Nikou Asgari and Kadhim Shubber
his wealth and power, on the balcony of a beach- in London
From: Sam Bankman-Fried
front restaurant at the Albany. Sitting in his
To: John Ray parents’ house, he seemed remarkably similar. He
I’d actually love to talk to you, John, and don’t
is still a ball of nervous energy, earnest, awkward
need my counsel to talk first—I’m ready/ and apparently eager to please. As we chatted,
prepared to talk, and think it would be very he tapped urgently on his laptop, checking base-
constructive and helpful for coordination
between offices and entities for us to have a
ball news and playing Storybook Brawl, a computer
productive communicative relationship—or at game. He said he had no hard feelings towards
last to explore having one. Sam friends who fled or turned against him as FTX
crumbled. “It was an incredibly tough situation
and it’s not what people signed up for. And I don’t
begrudge people not wanting to stick through it.”
November 15
Since moving home, Bankman-Fried has occu-
From: Sam Bankman-Fried
pied a book-lined room where he has parked a
desk with two huge monitors in the middle of
To: John Ray
the floor. To one side, there is a sofa where he fre-
Hey John, I’d really love to talk. We’ve been quently sleeps, even though his bedroom is down
having a lot of trouble responding to the the hall. When he shifts to sit cross-legged in his
Bahamian provisional liquidators’ questions
swivel chair, a characteristic pose, he has to adjust
because we keep getting locked out of our
systems, and we’re not getting much of a the chunky black ankle monitor he wears as a con-
response on that. We’d really love to access to dition of his confinement.
our 1password accounts, and GCP, and AWS. I’d He complains of too much down time and the
also just love to talk with you and synch up so
hopefully we can work constructively together… opportunity to stew. In his den, there is a marble
Please reach out anytime. Sam slab table with two chess sets set up side by side.
Whodoesheplaywith?“Rightnow,noone.Itissort
ofthereprospectivelyasmuchasanythingelse,”he
said. He spends his days on calls with lawyers and
December 12
journalists, or writing long and rambling reflec-
tions on what happened. So far, he has produced
From: Sam Bankman-Fried
over a thousand pages, he told me.
To: John Ray
By speaking to the press, Bankman-Fried has
Hi Mr Ray, I have potentially pertinent shreddedtheplaybookforcriminaldefendants.He
information concerning future opportunities and has increasingly fixated on the bankruptcy filing
financing for FTX and its creditors. I also believe as the pivotal error. On Twitter and in his writing
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that I have relevant financial information about


FTX US, and further that I have potentially and interviews, he rails against Miller and S&C for
relevant regulatory information concerning FTX. pushing FTX into bankruptcy, blaming them for
I would love to talk to you, whether it’s via email shutting off the rescue routes that he insists would
or phone, and to work constructively with you
and the Chapter 11 team to do what’s best for
have let him pay back customers. Bankman-Fried
customers… Sam. claims he had no idea about Wilson’s or Ray’s long
history with S&C and claims this strengthens his

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ACROPOLIS NOW
A resolution to one of Britain’s bitterest cultural battles finally comes into sight
BY GEORGE PARKER, ELENI VARVITSIOTI AND JAMES PICKFORD. PHOTOGRAPHY BY MICHAEL COLLINS

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I
n a Knightsbridge hotel suite furnished There are few things that Kyriakos Mitsotakis
with an Italian marble bathroom, indi- speaks about with visible passion. After three and a
vidually selected artworks and “touch half years at the helm of his country, he is known for
me fabrics”, two fiftysomething men hisefficiency,organisationalskillsandpro-business
who agreed to meet on the condition of reforms. The Harvard-educated, former McKinsey
total secrecy were wondering: “Can we consultantisthescionofapoliticalfamily.Hisfather
make history?” Konstantinos served as Greece’s prime minister in
Greece’s prime minister Kyriakos the early 1990s.
Mitsotakis had invited George Osborne, former Despite spending a lot of time with Greek poli-
Conservative politician and current chair of ticians during the decade when Europe anxiously
the British Museum, to explore a deal to end one contemplated economic crises in Athens, Osborne
of the world’s bitterest political and cultural dis- hardly knew Mitsotakis before their meeting. But
putes: the row over the fate of the 2,500-year-old the two hit it off. Mitsotakis told colleagues after-
Parthenon Sculptures. wards that there was “trust and respect”, while
Two centuries after they were hauled from OsbornesawtheGreekpremierasaneffectivetech-
the ruins of the Parthenon temple in Athens by a nocrat, joking to colleagues that Mitsotakis, an
British nobleman, the treasures, also known as the Anglophile, was “Greece’s Rishi Sunak”.
Elgin Marbles, are among the greatest in the British Osborne has declined to speak publicly about
Museum. Housed in a dedicated room, the sculp- his talks with Mitsotakis, fearing that anything he
tures of Olympian gods and goddesses, centaurs says could be used against the prime minister, who
and warriors, are unmatched examples of the art- is facing an election in the coming months. But col-
istry and ambition of fifth century BCE Athens. leaguessaidheimmediatelybelievedadealcouldbe
The showstopper is the Frieze, the marble struck. “Essentially, you had two rational people in
relief decorated with men and women in a stately a room without any of the baggage or history,” said
procession, which ran round the 160m-long inner one British Museum insider. “You should be able to
colonnade of the Parthenon. Lord Elgin brought come up with an arrangement where some of the
75m of it to London, the largest surviving portion. marbles at any one time are in London and some of
Greece wants it back. “It’s my passion,” Mitsotakis them are in Athens.”
told the Financial Times, as he reflected on that Rational it may be, but Greece believes the mar-
first meeting with Osborne at the Berkeley Hotel in bleswerestolenbyElgin,belongtotheGreekpeople
November 2021. “I wanted it very much from the and should be returned immediately to the magnif-
first time I saw the Frieze when I was about 18 years icent new Acropolis Museum in Athens. Osborne,
old and visited the British Museum. What shocked meanwhile, is constrained by a 1963 Act of Parlia-
and infuriated me was that the monument was ment,whichstopstheBritishMuseumpermanently
broken. It’s like you’ve taken the Mona Lisa and handing back the Parthenon Sculptures. The UK
cut it in half.” government is not about to change the law, despite
Osborne listened intently as Mitsotakis set out callstodosobyaUnescocommitteein2021.Failure
his case. He had barely given any thought to the to find a deal is a very real possibility.
Parthenon Sculptures during his career in British Osborne’s proposal employs a number of strate-
politics. He’s best known for his role as the coun- gies to bridge the gap between the sides, including
try’s“austeritychancellor”aftertheglobalfinancial the cultural version of a hostage swap. According to
crash. But recently installed as chair of the world’s people briefed on the plan, it would see a series of
oldest public museum, Osborne saw a chance to loandealsinvolvingthemarbles,whichwouldgrad-
showheisrunninganenlightenedinstitutionready ually build up trust. Greece would not renounce its
to engage in the debate about the repatriation of claim – it would be a big problem for Mitsotakis to
artefacts. He also saw a man across the table with accept a “loan” of what he regards as Greek prop-
whom he could do business. “Nobody has tried, erty – but the British Museum would agree to ship
well, forever,” Osborne has told colleagues. to Athens potentially one-third or more of the mar-
Lord Ed Vaizey, a Tory peer and former UK bles for a set time period, such as 10 years. There is a
culture secretary who is heading a campaign to precedent. One of the marbles – the river god Ilissos
return the Parthenon Sculptures to the Acropolis, – was loaned out before, to Vladimir Putin, for dis-
says of Osborne’s plan: “I think the climate is better play at St Petersburg’s Hermitage museum in 2014.
than it has been for 200 years to resolve this.” At One obvious problem is whether the Greeks
a time western countries are grappling with their would return them at the end of the loan period.
colonialpasts,negotiationsthatstemmedfromthat Richard Lambert, Osborne’s predecessor as British
first meeting are guaranteed to attract attention. Museum chair and a former editor of the FT, says:
“The Greek PM turns up in his motorcade and it’s “My assumption was that once loaned, they would
all too exciting – George is back on the stage,” said not come back.” A British Museum insider admits:
one senior figure in the British arts, when asked “Possession is nine-tenths of the law in terms of
why they thought Osborne was doing it. fairly large marble sculptures.”
It’s also, the person adds, a major strategic Part of Osborne’s answer is that in exchange for
challenge for the British Museum. The world will some of the Parthenon Sculptures, Athens would
be watching. loan Greek treasures to London as “collateral”.

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The spectacular frescoes of Santorini, dating back NikosStambolidis,director-generaloftheAcropolis
to 1700 BCE, have been mentioned in Athens Museum and a professor of archaeology, argues no
as among potential candidates for such a swap. museumoutsideAthenscouldprovidevisitorswith
The second element of the Osborne plan would the experience of seeing the sculptures in the place
be that, when the loan expired, the marbles would in which they were created. “You won’t be able to
be returned to London, but a bigger portion would feel them under the Athenian light or see how the
be simultaneously sent to Athens as an incentive, changing seasons affect them,” he said.
making Greece a permanent home for the sculp-
tures at any given time. “ThekeypersonintheremovaloftheParthenon
As confidence in the deal increased over time, a Sculptures is the Italian painter Giovanni Battista
“ratchet” would be introduced so that more would Lusieri,” according to Tatiana Poulou, an archae-
be sent gradually. Some trustees at the British ologist based in Athens. Elgin hired Lusieri as his
MuseumenvisageasituationwherehalftheParthe- chief artist with the idea that he would make Greek
non Sculptures could be in London and the other architecture known widely not only through draw-
halfinAthensatanyonetime.Talksarealsounder- ings but by creating mouldings and exact models
way on a legal agreement whereby Greece entering that could be brought back to Britain.
into a contract with the British Museum would not Poulou has read Elgin’s archives in his Broom-
force Athens to accept the museum’s ownership of hall House near Edinburgh, poring over more than
the marbles on principle. 500 letters he exchanged while ambassador. She
In a statement, the British Museum echoed says she often had goosebumps as she read them. In
recent public comments made by Osborne, insist- one dated September 1801, she says, “Lusieri asked
ing it operates within the law and would not be for 12 saws from Lord Elgin to cut the sculptures
dismantling its collection. “We are, however, look- from the temple and reduce their weight.” In Jan-
ing at long-term partnerships, which would enable uary 1802 he wrote to Elgin again. “My Lord, I’m
some of our greatest objects to be shared with audi- pleased to announce that I’m in possession of the
ences around the world,” it added. “Discussions eight metopes, the one where the centaurs carry
with Greece about a Parthenon Partnership are a woman. The piece has caused much trouble in
ongoing and constructive.” many ways, and I was forced to be a little barbaric.”
For now it is a firm “no deal” from Mitsotakis. The first boat Lusieri chartered left Athens that
In a second meeting at the hotel in late 2022, he year filled with 16 boxes of antiquities, but it sank
told Osborne that he wants the Frieze back perma- off the island of Kythira. At lavish expense, Elgin
nently,notonloanandnothandedoverinportions. hired the best divers available – fishermen from the
But both still believe a deal is possible. Mitsotakis island of Kalymnos – who worked for three years to
said in January he hoped to repatriate the marbles recover the stones. Though the treasures made it to
soon: “If the Greek people trust us again, I believe Britain, he ended up ruined financially. The whole

T
we could achieve this target after the elections.” undertaking cost him £74,000, about £5.5mn
today. In 1816, the British Museum bought them
he flurry of cultural diplomacy has
refocused attention on the highly
from him for less than half that.
Elgin became a hate figure for some in Brit- WHAT SHOCKED AND
charged arguments surround-
ing the Parthenon Sculptures, how
ain, notably the great Romantic poet Lord Byron,
who eventually died in the cause of Greek free-
INFURIATED ME IS THAT
they came to Britain and what case dom. “Dull is the eye that will not weep to see/Thy THE FRIEZE IS BROKEN.
thereisforkeepingtheminLondon.
But at the British Museum there is little evidence of
walls defac’d, thy mouldering shrines removed/By
Britishhands,”hewrotein“ChildeHarold’sPilgrim-
IT’S LIKE YOU’VE TAKEN
the decades-old call for the works to be sent back. age”. “Greece has had the better spin doctors ever THE MONA LISA AND
A museum assistant said pamphlets dealing with
thedisputewereusuallyputoutinthemainviewing
since,” says Richard Lambert.
Today, the person providing PR advice for the CUT IT IN HALF
hall, but when the FT visited in late January none Greek prime minister is Ed Williams, boss of Edel- KYRIAKOS MITSOTAKIS, GREEK PM
were available. Following enquiries at an informa- man in Europe. After his election in the summer of
tion desk in the Central Court, some were found 2019, Mitsotakis decided to look again at the mar-
stored in a cupboard. bles question, which had been frozen for years.
The call for repatriation and the dispute of legal Realising that there was no obvious legal route to
title is mentioned, as well as the construction of the regaining them, he started working to influence
Acropolis Museum, but the remainder of the text British public opinion, making the Greek case in
offers a full-throated defence of the British Muse- the UK media. The wind seems to be in his favour:
um’spolicy,includingthedisputedclaimthatElgin, a YouGov poll from 2021 showed 59 per cent of
who was Britain’s ambassador to the Ottoman Britons believe the marbles belong in Greece,
empire, removed statues from the ground and the against 18 per cent for the UK.
building “acting with the full knowledge and per- Raging since the 1800s, the debate now finds
mission” of local authorities. itself front and centre in 21st-century questions
ThesubjectissimilarlyglossedoverattheAcrop- aboutwhetherwesternmuseums–includinggiants PREVIOUS PAGE: (L-R) STATUES OF
olis Museum, which opened in 2009. There, two like the British Museum and the Louvre – should be FEMALE FIGURES FROM THE EAST
kinds of sculptures are displayed on the third floor returning artefacts to their country of origin. In the PEDIMENT OF THE PARTHENON,
THOUGHT TO BE HESTIA (LEFT), DIONE
overlooking the Parthenon: originals and plas- most recent reversal of long-standing policies on AND HER DAUGHTER APHRODITE,
ter copies of those that are missing. Placed next to restitution,museumsaroundtheworldhavebegun GODDESS OF LOVE
each other, they create a stark contrast. Other than returning the celebrated Benin Bronzes, looted by
a discreet mark indicating that the original piece is British troops in the 19th century, to Nigeria. The ABOVE: STATUE OF A TORSO FROM
THE WEST PEDIMENT, THOUGHT TO
in London there are no further explanatory signs, British Museum, which holds more than 900 of REPRESENT HERMES
besides a video for visitors depicting their loss. these artefacts, has yet to announce returns but
Elsewhere, curators display the marble chunks said it “actively engages” with Nigerian institutions
The photographs were made by
sawn off and discarded by Lord Elgin’s team as they as one of several museums in the so-called Benin Michael Collins in 2015 while working as an
looked to save weight for the journey to England. Dialogue Group. These are helping to establish artist in residence at the British Museum

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new museums in Benin City, in which objects returning to Greece, could not be further from the Greek politicians believe, however, it will be
from their collections would eventually go on truth. Trustees have, she says, “obligations to the hardertoraisethe£1bnforOsborne’smuseumrefit
permanent display. future of the museum and one of the aspects… that in the current climate unless he resolves the mar-
Those who question the movement to return willmakethemuseumthriveisifwecouldgetsome bles dispute. “For donors, especially in the US, they
objects say there is a need for institutions where the sort of beginning of a resolution of this.” will be happy to see this,” says one. Osborne insists
sweep of cultural history can be viewed and expe- Her view is that the British Museum should be to colleagues that his proposals for loaning the
rienced in one place. “The argument for keeping seen as a kind of “lending library”. She would love marbles to Athens are not about money or wooing
the sculptures here is that you can see them in the millions of people to see the marbles not just in billionaires, but clearly it might help.
context of the whole of humanity,” says the former London and Athens but in cities like Mumbai. She If there is to be a deal on the marbles, it is not
British Museum chair Lambert. adds: “We have a universal world city in London. expected until after Greek elections, which Mitso-
The problem, says Mary Beard, a classical his- It needs a global museum.” The question is what an takis is favourite to win. He is not about to embrace

O
torian and British Museum trustee, is that the 18th-century museum should look like today. anythingwhicheffectivelyseestheBritishMuseum
marbles fulfil two roles which are in conflict. Not loaning “stolen” goods back to the country from
only are they a very powerful symbol of the Greek sborne’s answer to this broader which they were supposedly looted. But both sides
nation, she says, “They’re also active symbols and question is the £1bn Rosetta expect talks to resume and believe there has never
representatives of the idea of Hellenic and Greek Project,thebiggestmuseumrede- been a better chance of a deal, despite the political
and classical culture the world over… They have a velopment ever seen in Britain. rhetoric around the dispute.
national and an international role.” Its aim is to overhaul an ageing Osborne does not need British political sup-
With eight million objects in its storehouses, building and reinvent the port to loan the marbles to Greece – they belong to
could the British Museum find other ways of telling museum, making it less “Mediterranean-centric” the museum – but believes privately that Sunak’s
this story? Vaizey thinks so, dismissing as “bol- and showcasing more art from Asia, Africa and the government will support the idea anyway. Vaizey
locks” the claim that the marbles had to stay in Americas. Details of the project will be announced agrees: “I don’t think George would do a loan
London as part of a holistic global culture experi- in the spring. without the British government being squared
ence. “The British Museum is full of Greek artefacts He has spoken to colleagues about how this beforehand. There would be a clamour for the gov-
which could perfectly well act as substitutes for new-look museum would address the old question ernmenttointervene,butIdon’tthinktheywould.”
Hellenic sculpture to the Parthenon Sculptures.” of the Parthenon Sculptures, saying that it should “There’s a high chance this doesn’t work,”
The argument that a resolution of the Parthe- embrace the issue and use it to explain how they Osborne has told friends. “But there’s also a high
non dispute would put the British Museum on were now part of a “great agreement with Athens.” chance that it does. There’s a reason why this hasn’t
a “slippery slope” to wholesale returns also gets If the British Museum’s trustees were seeking beensolved–it’snoteasy.”Beardishopeful.“Ithink
short shrift from many museum experts. Alexan- cover for a policy of inertia, the political environ- the politics has changed,” she says. “Do I think that
der Herman, director of the Institute of Art & Law, ment in the UK could scarcely be more favourable, in 50 or perhaps 20 years all the marbles are going
says the marbles are “close to unique” in terms of given the Tory government’s disdain for “woke to be in the same place? No.”
theinterestthedisputehasgeneratedandtheinten- culture”. Its reaction to protests over contested
sity of feeling on the claimant’s side. public sculptures, for instance, was to change George Parker is the FT’s political editor.
Beard says the view of the museum’s trustees the law in 2021 to require planning permission Eleni Varvitsioti is Greece and Cyprus correspondent.
as “crusty old bastards” trying to stop the marbles for their removal. James Pickford is art news correspondent

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CHANTAL
JOFFE
ON
ALICE
NEELThe late American painter described herself as ‘a collector of
souls’. On the eve of her largest UK exhibition, English artist
Chantal Joffe explores some of her most compelling portraits

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‘SELF-PORTRAIT’
1980
Alice is 80 when she makes
this self-portrait. Compare it to
Lucian Freud’s late self-portrait
in which he’s standing naked,
brandishing a brush, looking
almost like a boxer, all ego. And
then there’s little Alice sitting on
her chair, her feet twisted a bit,
her flesh hanging off her arms.
Yet she also has her brush and her
rag, so she is like a fighter too, in
a different way. There is no vanity
here, no flattery, but as a painter
she finds a real beauty in her thick
white hair and bright pink cheeks.
She’s sitting down, but she’s totally
active in the act of painting. She
has almost left her body behind,
and she’s observing it with
detachment. She’s enjoying the line
of her navel and her puffy ankles.
She conveys the age-spotted
softness of her skin in just a few
lines. The economy of her painting
is extraordinary.

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‘ANDY WARHOL’
1970
Is it Alice’s cosy motherliness – she I know how it feels, as a painter,
is 70 when she paints this portrait to sit with someone and see their
– that allows Warhol to be so vulnerabilities. Alice never tries to
vulnerable with her? He lets her make things pretty. Her gaze is full
paint him without his shirt, his of love and compassion and
chest exposed, his eyes closed as if honesty. That’s a hard thing to do.
unable to bear her scrutiny. She The moment when you turn the
doesn’t flinch from painting what’s painting around and your sitter
right there: the tenderness of those sees it – people flinch. That can be
scars and the line of his breasts, his hard, because as a painter you fall
long brown shoes and strange old in love with everybody you paint.
man’s trousers. It’s so far from how Nobody has painted Warhol like
Warhol presented himself, all that or seen Warhol like that. It’s not
hidden with wigs and make-up a cruel painting, but for Warhol it
and polo necks. must have been a hard painting.

30
‘LINDA NOCHLIN
AND DAISY’
1973
I love that even when Alice paints
influential art-world people she
cannot betray her own honesty as a
painter. Linda Nochlin is an
amazing feminist art historian, but
here she also looks a bit like a
school mum. You know this woman.
She’s trying to look glamorous, but
she’s got this wriggly little kid with
her. Her hand is gripping the child,
trying to keep her on the sofa. It’s
touching – we are so exposed by
our relationships to our children.
By this point Alice has lived
the truth of that, trying to be a
person and a painter and a mum,
and Linda is sitting there trying
to hold it all together somehow. I
think Alice is the first painter who
shows us that from the inside. In a
mother and child scene by Renoir,
say, it’s a very different view we’re
looking from.
There’s a fierce intelligence
about Linda. It’s like she’s
challenging Alice. She’s saying, “I’m
a critic, I’m a writer. Make this a
great painting.” I’m really in awe of
Alice Neel’s ability to hold all of that
in play.

31
‘JOHN PERREAULT’
1972
I’m a shy painter. Alice was never People who feel themselves to be
shy. She looks hard and paints beautiful, you can paint them with
the art critic with great precision a kind of impunity with which
from his eyebrows to his toes. His you can’t paint people who are
body, all the hair, the warmth. The more insecure.
marks of his tan. His maleness It’s strange to think of this
and his vulnerability. She sees all encounter. Alice is 72 when she
of him, and we experience both paints him, and he is young, lying
his vanity and her appraisal of on that bed like a big ginger cat.
him. He’s full of confidence, and His penis is so utterly real in this
that makes him more vulnerable painting, the weight of his balls.
than the vulnerable people she The sweet old lady never flinches.
paints. She’s loving his beauty, People underestimated Alice, and
but she’s gently laughing at him that allowed her to make some
as well. She’s taking the piss a bit. extraordinary paintings.

32
‘WELLESLEY
GIRLS’ 1967
Alice very much defines the
contrasting characters of these
two girls, the forward-leaning
one and the shyer, more prim one
sitting upright, her hands clasped
in her lap. Also it’s a very specific
age of girl; she shows you the
gusset of her tights without quite
meaning to.
I like that Alice shows us the
individuals within the larger picture
of privileged college girls in the
1960s. She conjures the time
brilliantly. It’s like a scene from
The Graduate. I grew up in the
1970s and these are people I would
have looked at. The clothes are so
telling, they’re as important as in a
Goya or a Rembrandt.

33
‘MARGARET EVANS
PREGNANT’ 1978
I suspect this is Margaret Evans’s been pregnant, who knows how
first child. She has that look of fear it feels to be in that body. The last
and excitement, of shimmering time I painted someone pregnant,
innocence. She has no idea what’s at the end of last year, I saw the
to come, because experience is the baby’s elbow go by across her
only way you can understand some tummy. Suddenly, I remembered
things in life. Alice paints her with that feeling of being inhabited.
both compassion and detachment: But there is something secretive
she knows exactly what lies ahead about Margaret too. Pregnant
for Margaret Evans. The reflection women are so self-contained in
in the mirror behind her has a their relationship to the infant; they
darkness to it, as if she is slightly have a secret none of the rest of us
older there and Alice is foreseeing have. Painting somebody is very
the future when she’s actually had much the meeting of two people, a
the baby – the exhaustion. confrontation in some ways. And I
It’s exciting to see a pregnant get that with this portrait. Margaret
woman painted by someone who’s is poised, she is holding her own.

© THE ESTATE OF ALICE NEEL. COURTESY THE ESTATE OF ALICE NEEL.

34
‘CARMEN AND
JUDY’ 1972
The baby looks at her mother’s face
while Carmen looks out at us, one
hand holding the baby’s hand,
guarding her body. Hands are
always really telling in Alice’s
paintings. The bright pattern dress
is emblematic of the 1970s,
contrasting with the pathos of the
scene: the unwell baby, the
mother’s sorrow and bravery and
weariness. It’s a funny expression
on her face, she is allowing us to
look but at the same time she’s
saying, “Don’t feel sorry for me,
I’m OK.”
This child is so vulnerable, and
Alice’s own story is everywhere. To
my mind, the child is also her own
baby daughter, Santillana, when
she was losing her to diphtheria.
Making this painting is forcing Alice
to go back in time: it’s the 1970s
and Santillana died in 1927. Alice is
inhabiting Carmen as much as she
is looking at her. Painting is like a
truth serum for the artist as well;
your own feelings always come out.

‘Alice Neel: Hot Off the Griddle’


is at the Barbican, London,
from February 16 to May 21.
The accompanying book
‘Alice Neel: Hot Off The Griddle’
is published by Prestel

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The future of modern more important going on. The restaurant was ing off, be charged a cancellation fee and rebook,
founded by two chefs, Jack Croft and Will Murray, withoutevercomingintocontactwithanyonefrom
British cuisine has arrived alumni of Heston Blumenthal’s Dinner, and is the restaurant itself. It’s utterly crap, but it is also
backedbyhospitalityentrepreneur,JamesRobson. a hole the industry has dug itself into and nobody
It opened after a string of establishing residencies. seems to want to climb out of it.
Fallow is an expensively appointed space that All this, though, is standard. In fact, you find
looks like it’s being at least partially “leveraged” yourself thinking after a while, jeez, this place
by the developers of the “quarter” around it, an really is the absolute functional definition of a
exercise in urban placemaking. All initial commu- central London modern British – and I mean that
nication with the restaurant occurs via booking in a really good way.

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The menu is… how to put this? Rigorously intellectually con-


sistent. These are British ingredients – crab, cod, cauliflower,
mushrooms, cabbage, pork – treated in ways we’ve grown good
at: smoked, slow cooked, fermented, seasoned in ways that
have been relearnt from the Nordic countries or inspired where
appropriate by Japan and Korea, but better.
There are a couple of starters that sum it up. Stuffing flat-
bread is a brioche-like dough, topped with something creamy:
caramelised onions, crispy pork, deep-fried sage leaves and driz-
zled cranberry syrup. A mushroom parfait is so comprehensively
wrought that it tastes like smooth chicken liver and is served on
grilled bread with sprinklings of smoked shiitake and shredded
lion’s mane. These are lovely deep, sophisticated flavours, well-
settled together, that feel like they could only come out of this
country and at precisely this time. Caramelised cauliflower cro-
quetas, black garlic mayonnaise and Bermondsey cheese are so
close to satire of our national obsessions and enthusiasms that
you can feel them working themselves into a canon.
The main is an insane set-piece involving half a cod’s head.
This isatriumphofsustainabilityinthatit’seffectivelywaste fish
in the UK, where our fishmongers are focused on the production
of clean, boneless fillets. The skull, bisected, is about the same
size and shape as a wolf’s. It’s got a baleful eyeball, bared teeth
and a look of appalled shock. But applying the tip of your knife
causes slick nuggets of fish to pop out everywhere. You know
the oysters on a chicken, those two wonderfully greasy self-
contained morsels that lurk near the hip joint? Imagine about 30
of them, but made of fish. The sauce is a fluorescent emulsion of
butter and sriracha which transforms everything into – well, you
just can’t stop eating. This remarkable, vast, utterly ’grammable
mound of fish-joy will cost you £22. Gratifyingly cheap for what
FALLOW
will deservedly get called a “signature”.
52 Haymarket
The chef during my visit was Anna Williams. While she set up
London SW1Y 4RP
thefood,therewasnoshoutingortensioninthekitchen.Ayoung fallowrestaurant.com
crew moved in calm choreography, calling the chef by her first
name as she worked or paused, occasionally, to coach someone Small plates: £10-£22
else on the long bar in their own preparations. This feels like the Mains: £18-£38
future for kitchens: a quiet, skilled team, gender diverse, calm
and supportive. I asked about the menu, which seems to have
evolved alongside the team to represent the restaurant rather
than individual egos and to be deliverable with any of the chefs
on point. It’s refreshingly modern and democratic.
Having watched the preparation of a meal in a very contem-
porary kind of kitchen, from a very modern crew – a menu that
could only really have emerged from the past decades of British
cooking and from the minds of a particular cohort of chefs – I’m
very happy to believe this is the vanguard of restaurants: low-
key luxury, sustainable, informal, respectful of ingredients – a
mature national cuisine.
If I’m being completely honest, seeing it presented this
way also gives me pause. If this is it, then we accept that we’re
gravitating towards a lot of brown stuff, fermentation, long-
slow cooking, very pronounced concentration of flavours and,
possibly, a higher level of umami throughout than the Japanese
everconsideredpossible.There’slittledetectableBlumenthalian
influence at Fallow, save perhaps for a general dark and brooding
muscularity. I’ve been trying to find a way of describing the
prevailing aesthetic. This is not the England of Cecil Beaton and
tea parties on the lawn, it’s Heathcliff and Gabriel Oak, oiled and
wrestling in a gale. It’s the type of “British” where a dark, clubby
luxury meets polite Goth, strained through the sexy-interesting
bits of medieval. Without the buboes.
I think this is my only possible reservation in an otherwise
amazing place. Self-definition makes me nervous. With it comes
recognition, and then, if you don’t want to end up with Down-
ton, Game of Thrones or Harry bloody Potter, a ceaseless battle to
maintain nuance.

@timhayward; timhayward

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Recipe

Rowley
Leigh
Prune, amaretti
and apple tart

When I started taking my career SERVES EIGHT that the apples caramelise
as a chef seriously – some time at and are just cooked before
the end of the 1970s – I bought five The prunes will benefit turning out on to a plate
from being prepared the to cool.
Filofax folders in which to collect day before. They are very
and organise my recipes. The good for breakfast. 3. Roll out the pastry on
books were colour coded, just like its greaseproof paper,
the chopping boards that became For the pastry turning once or twice to
standard issue in commercial • 125g unsalted butter form an even disc of 30cm
kitchens a few years later: green • 100g caster sugar diameter. Using a 24cm
• 1 egg tart tin with a removable
for vegetables, blue for fish, red for • 200g flour base, place the base over
meat and so on. the centre of the disc and,
Back then, my yellow Filofax For the filling with the greaseproof
was dedicated, rather obviously • 200g stoned prunes paper still attached, invert
in my view, to the world of cream, • 2 breakfast tea bags the pastry into the tart tin.
eggs and butter, the building blocks • 4 large apples, Fill the cavity with baking
Cox’s for preference beans and bake in a
of the patissier’s art. I so filled • 30g butter moderately hot oven
that little yellow book that it had • 30g sugar (190C) for 20 minutes.
to be replaced with a larger, more • 50g amaretti
capacious volume and, solecisms of biscuits (optional) 4. Remove the beans and
solecisms, it was red. I have it still. • 4 eggs gently pull off the
The other volumes, written • 200g sugar greaseproof paper and
• 100g melted butter put back in the oven to
neatly but indecipherably in a cook the base. Remove
variant of recipe shorthand, sit 1. Cream the butter and and turn the oven up to a
unregarded on my shelves. But sugar really well until light high heat (240˚C).
pastry is different. No matter how and fluffy. Break in the egg
many times I may have made these and incorporate 5. Arrange the drained
things, I still need my recipe when I thoroughly before adding prunes and apples
the flour with a pinch of alternately in circles over
come to make a frangipane for a tart salt. Knead this mixture the base of the tart. Crush
or the sponge for a cake. Some are a until it forms a thick paste the amaretti with a rolling
little dated. I rarely make a Bavarois and turn out on to a pin to a powder. Whisk the
these days, a mixture of fruit puree, floured sheet of eggs and sugar until white
custard, whipped cream and gelatin greaseproof paper. and fluffy before adding
that seemed the base of many of the Form into a thick disc. the butter in a thin stream.
Chill for 30 minutes. Add the crushed amaretti
desserts of the time. But I still like to and pour over the apples
make a tart. 2. Rinse the prunes, put in and prunes. Bake one
The king of modern pastry was a bowl with the tea bags, more time until golden
and perhaps still is Yves Thuries, pour over a full kettle of brown (10-15 minutes) and
who, back then, was just starting boiling water and leave to allow to cool.
out on his monumental 12 volumes swell. Peel the apples and
cut into six segments, Wine
of pastry recipes, Le livre de recettes removing the core. Heat The vibrant acidity of a
d’un Compagnon du Tour de France. the two tablespoons of very sweet Vouvray would
Tarts featured strongly in the butter in a frying pan and be perfect with this heavy
first volume: most of the recipes add the apples and two dose of sugar. The older
are somewhat complicated but tablespoons of sugar. the better.
this relatively simple offering Cook over a high heat so
caught my eye all those years ago
and merits reviving.

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Wine

Jancis
Robinson
Burgundy’s best
kept secret

T
hisistheyeartostarttaking
white burgundies from the
Mâconnais seriously.
As the 2021 white bur-
gundies come on to the market, the
prices of those from the smartest
appellations on the Côte d’Or, the
likes of Meursault and the Montra-
chets, are, frankly, risible. The crop
was so small and global demand
so apparently inexhaustible that
even village wines shown during
last month’s burgundy tastings in
London were frequently offered at
morethan£300,andsometimesover
£400,foracaseofsixbottlesinbond.
That means that by the time they
have been stored until they reach
maturity and duty and VAT have
been paid, burgundy lovers could be
effectively paying almost £100 for a
bottleofvillagePuligny-Montrachet,
and for the premiers crus and grands
crus, of course, even more.
As I tasted my way round the
UK merchants’ offerings of 2021s,
I became increasingly aware of just
how good the white 2021s from the
Mâconnais are. They’re made from
the same grape, Chardonnay, but
grown well south of the Côte d’Or, Thevalueonofferin with the north wind and heat of as Les Quarts set to be given Premier
just north of Beaujolais country. southernBurgundy late August, has concentrated Cru status in 2024.
In the past, wines from Mâconnais the acidity and the flavours they Berry Bros & Rudd’s Burgundy
appellations such as St-Véran, Viré- seemsnottohavebeen eventually produced. buyer Adam Bruntlett points out
Clessé, the Pouillys and the many noticedbymanybuyers This may have increased prices that, “Mâconnais wines generally
variations on the word Mâcon have for the 2021s a little, but the price are less popular at en primeur time.”
often tasted a bit fat for me, with- gap between wines of the Côte d’Or He notes that “pricing certainly
out the zip and savour that a fine and Mâconnais has widened yet fur- isn’t keeping pace with the Côte de
Côte d’Or can usually offer. But, in ther. Despite this, the value on offer Beaune. Even Premier Cru Pouillys
general, the 2021 Mâconnais wines in southern Burgundy seems not to are about half the price of a village
have admirable tension, as well as have been noticed by many buyers. wine from the big three” (Meursault,
the pure, ripe Chardonnay fruit that Virtually all of the merchants who Puligny-Montrachetand Chassagne-
has always characterised them. participated in Burgundy Week last Montrachet). Jason Haynes of Flint
I’m not sure why, but it may be month have stocks of these lovely and Stannary Wine also admits that
because the Mâconnais was badly wines left. The only ones for which among his customers Mâconnais
affected by the frosts of early April there has apparently been some wines are “often slightly neglected”.
2021. Some producers have hardly noticeable demand are the recently Iurgeyoutotakeadvantageofthis
been able to make any 2021 at all created Premiers Crus, specified situation while stocks last. The wines
and virtually all of them have seen superiorvineyardsinPouilly-Fuissé, will generally continue to improve
their vines bear far fewer grapes and the best of the wines from over the next five, sometimes many
than usual. Perhaps this, together vineyards in Pouilly-Vinzelles such more, years. The more expensive

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the wine, the longer it will usually be Leflaive of Puligny-Montrachet, theendoflastyear.Hewasespecially Pouilly-Fuissé, Les Pierrotes, a steal
worth keeping, with the best Pouilly- the two big Côte d’Or names who impressed by the Viré-Clessé, which at£240for12.OwnerOlivierGiroux,
Fuisséshavingjustasmuchlongevity invested in Mâconnais vineyards is £250 for 12 from Justerini & wholosthalfhiscropin2021,toldme
as a village Côte d’Or wine. around the turn of the millennium. Brooks, but Berry Bros & Rudd also hestillpreferredthischallengingvin-
Below are some of the Mâcon- My note on Jean-Marc Boillot’s have several of Heritiers du Comte tage to hotter ones “when the vines
nais 2021s that I think offer great excellent Mâcon-Chardonnay, Les Lafon’s superior bottlings left. have lost their leaves by August”.
value, with in-bond prices. Some are Busserettes (£245 for 12 Goedhuis) Lafon’s Mâcon Milly-Lamartine is Another exceptional Pouilly-Fuissé
offered in cases of 12, some in sixes. is simply, “This tastes like a Côte £180 for 12 and Clos du Four is £228 isSaumaize-Michelin’sAuxCharmes
Master of Wine David Roberts d’Or white so why not go for it?!” for 12 chez Berry. (£243 for 12 Stone, Vine & Sun).
of Goedhuis, who is especially good followed by the “GV” that we at Therearestillwinesavailablefrom Both Lea & Sandeman and
at sniffing out Burgundy value, is JancisRobinson.com include in the super-talented, low-sulphur Bret Howard Ripley are offering Daniel
understandably keen on the Mâcon- tasting notes on wines we think are Brothers at La Soufriandère from andJulienBarraud’sAllianceVieilles
nais wines of Domaine Jean-Marc particularly good value. I wrote this both Berry Bros and Stannary Wine, Vignes bottling of Pouilly Fuissé for
Boillot of Pommard, which has before reading in the latest edition of the retail arm of importers Flint. Not £105 and £108 for six respectively.
acquired considerable holdings Jasper Morris’s Inside Burgundy that the especially stunning Les Quarts Jean-Marie Guffens could be said
in the Mâconnais, following in the at Boillot they make all their whites, bottling, about which I wrote at Ber- to wear the Mâconnais crown. The
footsteps of Dominique Lafon of both Côte d’Or and Mâconnais, in ry’s tasting, “Probably difficult to only 2021 of his I have tasted is from
Meursault and the late Anne-Claude exactly the same way. Both their put in the Mâconnais if served blind. his Verget negociant, whose pro-
regular Mâcon-Chardonnay and Almost painful acidity!”, but the reg- duction in 2021 was only a quarter
Mâcon-Chardonnay, Le Berceau are ular Pouilly-Vinzelles (£288 for 12, of normal, the beautifully precise
also great buys at £198 and £245 for also available in useful magnums), Mâcon-Pierreclos, Lieu Secret (£170
MORE TASTING NOTES
12, respectively. St-Véran, La Combe Desroches for 12 Farr Vintners, who have a wide
Tasting notes and
scores on Purple Pages
Unaccountably, not all of the (£240 for 12, also in magnum) and range of its stablemates).
of JancisRobinson.com. Mâconnais wines of Heritiers du Mâcon-Vinzelles, Clos de Grand Père It’s too soon to say whether the
Some international Comte Lafon have been snapped up. (£240 for 12) are all still on offer Mâconnais whites will be as exciting
retailers on These wines have long been obvious from Berry Bros. Stannary are offer- in 2022 as in 2021, but I’m sure they
Wine-searcher.com. bargains. Our man in Burgundy, ing three of their wines in sixes, from won’t be cheaper.
Matthew Hayes, tasted the 2021s £144 to £180.
with the new generation of Lafons in At Flint/Stannary’s tasting, I was More columns at
Meursault when he toured cellars at alsoextremelytakenbyClosdesRocs’ ft.com/jancis-robinson

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The Ingredient

Dried mint
This aromatic herb is a star ingredient,
not a substitute
By Bee Wilson

whole thing was a liberal sprinkling of dried mint,


which added a layer of flavour that no other herb
could have provided.
Dried mint is a warning not to judge a book by
its cover (or a herb by its looks). This drab khaki
powder may not be as pretty as a verdant sprig of
fresh mint, but what it lacks in colour it more than
makes up for in depth of flavour. Consider hal-
loumi cheese, with its little sprinkling of dried mint
around the edges, which for many of us is the first
gateway into its charms. It’s far cheaper and easier
to use a sprinkle of dried mint from a jar than to
washandstripfreshleaves,particularlyatthistime
of year when garden herbs are sparse. Which is not
to say that dried mint is a compromise. Mediterra-
nean cooks regularly use it in preference to fresh,
especiallyinconjunctionwithdairy,forwhichithas
an affinity.
In Greece and Cyprus, dried mint is often com-
bined with a little cinnamon, particularly when
used to season meatballs or aubergines or stuffed
vine leaves. The green woodiness of the mint does
something magic to the cinnamon, transforming
it from a sweet spice to a savoury one. Cinnamon
plus dried mint instantly signals that you are in the
eastern Mediterranean, at least in culinary terms.
In Taverna, a book of recipes from Cyprus by
the British-Cypriot food writer Georgina Hayden,
dried mint plays a starring role. Hayden’s moth-
er’s recipe for tzatziki is made with salted grated
cucumber, thick yoghurt, grated garlic and dried
mint, with more dried mint added at the end along
with some oil. It’s the easiest and best tzatziki I’ve
“Because sometimes dried is better than fresh,” It was only when I started to taste more of the ever tried. Inspired by Hayden, I’ve now taken to
says the website for the Peckham food shop Perse- food of Greece, Turkey and Lebanon that I kept adding dried mint, garlic and yoghurt to simple
polis, next to a listing for dried mint. In Iranian noticing an ethereal minty note that I could not chopped salads of celery and radish or cucumber
cuisine, as in so much of the Middle East and Med- quite place. It was not the spearmint of chewing and tomato.
iterranean, dried mint is an essential ingredient, gum or the garden mint of a pea and mint soup, Dried mint is not hard to come by in the shops
especially in the colder months. As Margaret but something subtler and earthier. This curious but it can be satisfying to dry your own. For garden-
Shaida wrote in The Legendary Cuisine of Persia minty aroma wafted through all ers, this is a chance to experiment
(1992), “Dried mint and hot oil are poured over kinds of dishes: it was there in spin- with various types of mint. The tra-
a number of winter soups to give a musky hint of ach pies and stuffed vegetables; in Aliberalsprinkling ditional way is to tie a sprig of mint
summer fragrance.” moussakas and stewed aubergines; ofdriedmintadded with string and hang it upside down
To make dried mint oil, fry half a tablespoon in yoghurt dishes and pilafs. One alayerofflavourthat in a well-ventilated space for up to
of dried mint in half a tablespoon of olive oil for a day, I realised that the mysterious nootherherbcould a week or until the leaves feel brit-
minute, maybe less, until the fragrance blooms. flavour was dried mint and that haveprovided tle. A much quicker method, which
This is used in Persian cooking as a last-minute I loved it – not as a substitute for I learnt from the excellent book
brightener for aubergine or yoghurt dips, as well fresh mint, but as its own thing and Herbs and Spices by Jill Norman, is
as soups. It brings something nutty and deeply a very pleasing one too. in the microwave. Put a handful or two of washed
herbal that is quite unlike the perky mojito scent In spring 2020, my last trip out of the UK before mint leaves on a double layer of kitchen paper and
of fresh mint. the pandemic took hold was to Istanbul. Because of microwave on high for two and a half minutes. This
For years, I did not understand dried mint and the lockdown that followed, everything I ate there isagoodwaytopreservefreshmintifyou’vebought
never had it in my kitchen. I regarded it as an became heightened in my memory. I found myself too much. Or you might want to dry some mint for
unconvincing, dull imitation of the fresh herb. My fixating on a simple yoghurt and chickpea soup at its own sake, just to taste for yourself how surpris-
mother only used dried mint to make a vinegary the restaurant Çiya Sofrası. How could something ingly different it is from fresh.
mint sauce for roast lamb, which gave it no chance so plain be so moreish? Maybe it was the yoghurt.
to shine. (Turkish yoghurt is amazing.) But what lifted the Bee Wilson is the author of “The Way We Eat Now”

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The Humourist

Robert
Shrimsley
Why, why, why
can’t I sing ‘Delilah’?

Wit & Wisdom


Even before we get into the moral schlock off their prematch playlists. Freedom fighters
arguments, there was a good reason Cue squeals of rage about woke never allow for
for the Welsh Rugby Union to warriors, thought-police and
dispense with live performances political correctness gone mad. They
the freedom of
of Tom Jones’ “Delilah” before have a point. What is society coming organisations to
international matches. It’s an to if rugby fans can’t enjoy a lusty old make decisions
absolutely terrible song, not merely singalong-a-stabbing? Then again, it they dislike
an unpardonable ode to domestic is striking that the freedom fighters
violence but an all-round crime who rage against this decision
against good taste. never allow for the freedom of
For those unfamiliar with the organisations to make decisions they
controversy, Welsh fans have long dislike. Fans responded, of course,
sung this overblown, late-’60s by singing it through the last match.
number beloved for its inane “my I do not subscribe to the notion
my my, why why why” chorus. that rugby fans will return from
But in recent years, there has the match, encouraged by singing
been a campaign to ditch it on the “Delilah”, with a fresh tolerance
reasonable grounds that it is about for domestic abuse any more than I
a man who murders his lover, sung return from watching Top Gun with a
from the point of view of the killer, determination to fly F-16s.
with a nifty sideline in victim- Supporters will argue that it is
blaming. “She stood there laughing, a song, not a call to violence. But
I felt the knife in my hand and she a counterargument is that values
laughed no more.” change and so can our anthems.
This year, the authorities told One might choose to justify the song
choirs to knock the reprehensible on the grounds that the arts have

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always used dark subject matter Games 1 2 3 4 5 6
as source material. But that’s not a A ROUND ON THE LINKS
reason to use it as what is essentially by James Walton 7 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 8
a national tune. “Delilah” is not vital
9 10
to the character of the day.
All the answers here are linked
This clearly was the view of the 00 00 00
in some way. Once you’ve
chief constable of Dyfed-Powys
spotted the connection, any
police, Richard Lewis, who tweeted 11 12
you didn’t know the first time
his support for the decision,
around should become easier. 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00
pointing out that about two women
a week are murdered by partners or 1. For which soup did Jane Austen’s 13 14 15 16 17
ex-partners, so perhaps it was “time friend Martha Lloyd write a recipe
to sing something else”. I sympathise beginning, “Take a large calf’s 00 00 00 00 00 00

with his view, though I’m not sure we head. Scald off the hair…”?
need a police-approved songbook 18 19
2. What name is given to the
for sporting events. 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00
protest carried out by the
England fans sing “Swing Low,
American Sons of Liberty on
Sweet Chariot” – adopted, according 20 21 22 23 24
December 16 1773?
to one explanation, in tribute to the
former player Martin Offiah whose 3. Which fictional character’s first 00 00 00 00 00 00 00

nickname was Chariots (Chariots food was an apple on Monday?


25 26
Offiah, geddit). Some object to this
4. In 2001 Venus Williams was the
too, given the song’s history as a 00 00 00 00 00 00 00
last person to be presented with
slave spiritual. For now, the singing
a Wimbledon trophy by whom?
continues, at least until we get a 27
ruling from the new commissioner 5. Which hibernating rodent is
of the Met Police. thought to take its name from the The Across clues are straightforward, while the Down clues are cryptic.
But to return to my main point, French for “sleep”?
“Delilah” is a really bad song, a stain
on the reputation of any nation that
6. Who played Cordelia Chase in THE CROSSWORD
enjoys singing it. It has pretensions
Buffy the Vampire Slayer? No 626. Set by Aldhelm
to an operatic narrative but without 7. According to Nancy Mitford,
any of the sense of tragedy in its what is the upper-class (U) term ACROSS DOWN 8 With the ultimate
jaunty melody and moronic lyrics. for what the non-upper classes 1 Variety of fauna 1 Abundant energy in style, kids strolled
I’m also not aware of any libretto in (non-U) call a mirror? and flora (12) taken from nut around wearing
the canon in which the killer stands 9 Circular (5) biofuel that’s very attractive
8. Which disco classic is credited
there singing “my, my, my”. The 10 One who disagrees, processed (9) clothes (7, 2, 4)
to “Earth, Wind & Fire with The
phrase is ideal for forgetting to turn nonconformist (9) 2 Religious 14 She reels
Emotions”?
off the iron, spotting a new florist 11 Fleet of cars (9) group hiding in drunkenly after a
in the high street or noting that it 9. Whose books include The Silver 12 Newspapers and borderlands (5) sip of cocktail –
has turned out nice again. But it’s Chair and Prince Caspian? magazines (5) 3 Popular leaders of that’s not fun (9)
somewhat deficient when standing 13 Faulty (9) democracy implicate 15 One remarkably
10. Who was transferred from
over the bleeding corpse of your 16 Prod (5) authoritarian sentient part
Newcastle to Liverpool in 2011
faithless lover. 18 Mark over a letter, country (5) of the body (9)
for £35mn – a then record fee for
The only purpose of “my, my, eg in señor (5) 4 Seasonal gift, 17 Debauchery’s
a British footballer?
my Delilah” is to rhyme with “why, 19 Tricky for example, includes extremes include
why, why Delilah?” (You see, it really position (5, 4) flower, say (6, 3) nasty private
was her fault; she drove him to it, 20 Long-snouted 5 Give timely perversion (9)
poor guy.) And it is this mindless South American consideration to 21 Picture of pub’s
monosyllabic couplet that makes mammal (5) corrupt elites taking too confused (5)
it such a classic. Neil Diamond’s 22 Trivial power on (5, 2, 2) 23 Partly applaud –
“Sweet Caroline” has the same chitchat (5, 4) 6 Heading for it I observe sound (5)
unchallenging stadium formula of 25 In full agreement and let out (5) 24 Tailless parasite
up-tempotuneandrepetitivechorus (2, 3, 4) 7 Parking’s to eats the top of
with the added bonus of allowing the 26 Court case (5) remain disorganised this flower (5)
crowd to sing “da da daah” between Solution to Crossword No 625 27 Raucously, without correct
lines. But at least it is cheery and M I S F I T A E S P R E S S O vigorously (12) planning (13)
involves no acts of violence. A S A I A R A N A A E A C A N
No doubt the Welsh are proud of T O U G H E S T A S P R I N T
Tom Jones, but he had other hits. A L A U A E A E A A L A M A H
THE PICTURE ROUND
G A R R I S O N A F A M I N E
So here’s my suggestion. Switch A T A I A T A T A A C A T A W by James Walton
to “Green, Green Grass of Home”. A E A N A U S E A T E A A A A
It’s also a dreadful song, but at E D G E A M A C A H A A R M Y
Who or
least it’s an ode to a land you love S A E A O P P O N E N T A U A
C A M A U A A R A G A L A T A what do
and doesn’t involve domestic vio-
lence. I’m sure the chief constable
would approve.
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Wit & Wisdom

The Questionnaire

Tara
Fitzgerald
Actor
Interview by Hester Lacey

1. What is your earliest memory? years ago, they had to reheel my 7. What trait do you find most to belong to Italy. It somehow
I was in the Bahamas with my shoes three times over a couple irritating in yourself? sounds as though it should
mum, in the front seat of the car. of months. I can be a bit of a know-all. That’s be Asian. It has some magical
I had this multicoloured chewing 4. Tell me about an animal you been a defence since I was young. appeal to me. And the Styx.
gum; every stick was a different have loved. I often say: “Oh yes, I know, I know”, I’m very interested in myths:
colour – amazing. My sister was There have been a few, dogs and when I really don’t know. I can as a young person I was
in the back, and “Do You Know cats especially. Donovan, my sound like I have strong opinions, intoxicated by the river Styx.
the Way to San Jose” was playing. last dog, passed away last year. often when I have the least clue. I often thought about what it
That song has always made me He was an extraordinary little chap. 8. What drives you on? might be like to cross it and am
feel happy. He was tiny and white, but a real Curiosity. I’m fascinated by people haunted by the idea that you
2. Who was or still is your mentor? hands-on-hips character. Our first and by life, even the difficult bits. can’t get back. It’s so rich with
Lots of people along the way. People cat, Emily, was beautiful – a fluffy My desire to be surprised. symbolism and imagination.
come and go. I’m in my fifties. tortoiseshell. I remember taking 9. Do you believe in an afterlife? 12. What would you have
At this age, if I can listen to my gut her to bed with me, I was four, five, Yes. I think it’s far more exciting done differently?
as a guide, as a mentor, that is my six, and squeezing her. That poor to believe. Why not? We all make mistakes, and I love
best friend, my best adviser. cat. She was so patient, somehow 10. Which is more puzzling, the notion that it’s the mistakes
3. How fit are you? realising I was a child. the existence of suffering or its that are the good bit. Mistakes is
I’m lucky: both sides of my family 5. Risk or caution, which has frequent absence? the wrong word, they’re the
are pretty strong in different ways. defined your life more? What’s hard to accept is the idea educators, the moments of
I’m naturally quite wiry and Both. Sometimes so much risk that that bad things happen to good illumination, the juicy bits. So I
muscular. I love running. It’s so I snap back into caution, even if I’ve people. I can’t get my head around don’t want to change anything.
good for your mental health, your not necessarily got my fingers burnt how some people suffer so much, This is the way it is.
confidence, everything. On stage, – though sometimes one does. or are given such a hard life.
you hit things in a particular way. 6. What trait do you find most 11. Name your favourite river. Tara Fitzgerald stars in “Duet For
Walking is like walking to the power irritating in others? The Po. I love the name; it’s always One” at the Orange Tree Theatre until
of 20, it’s very strange. In one play Disingenuousness. made me laugh. It doesn’t seem March 18; orangetreetheatre.co.uk

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