Dredark News Network's Dredark Times Dredark Times y3— Edition 7 6/19/23 — Featured and News —|The Dai! = Resources Market eerie eseleny - wonderp: Selling mats for Flux. Only - accepting more than 30k mats a time. ~ nicernomore#0623: Buying 29 soccer balls. - notaboud: Selling max size mats ships for | Golden Shredder each. = gravityassist: Selling scouts, price depends on demand. range: Buying 3k Explosives. DM me if your offering. Flux only. "Yeah its good" - Diamant Pree | Announcements from DNN Sorry for not being able to upload a Newspaper for a while. I was focused on taking a break and redesigning the look of the Newspaper. If you have any thoughts, share it in our Server! *One news article is slightly outdated. hutps://discord.ge/caDXRyjuWxEdition 7 Page 2 Orange: Real Identity revealed aka why orang is actually szabig00 ‘Submitted by _skul_— Why eae Szal aoe Ng Test Server Blitz I Gremlin Football Rounp one the ball is prepared, others do nothjing with the ball red gremlin does an explosive ick but orange gremlin stops it RED GREMLIN KICKS THE BALL and nobody does TIOOID its a fuking open net yellow gremlin kicks the ball to the tother side holy DOOD what are they doing orange gremlin kicks, the ball red gremlin leads the ball then surredners controls orange gremlin jumped on the ball and does nothing red gremlin tries but fails. yellow gremlin does an expl- osive kick! ‘orange gremlin is literally leading the ball slowly and other orange gremlin’s leading the ball but ellow gremlin cuts the line and takes the ball then leaves its an open net!!orange gremlin launches red gremlin jumps over the ball and makes red gremlin kick him to ‘kick the ball then red gremlin jumps on the ball stops the ball AND GOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!H 1111! HE DID SOME TACTICS RIGHT THERE! BRILLIANT PLAY FROM RED GREMLIN! ‘Submitted by #k-6ohL (fg8178W751478) ROUND 2 the players are prepared getting ready for tactics orange gremlin tries to strike at the ball but yellow gremlin does not allow that. but yellow gremlin does not allow that. yellow gremlin kicks orange gremlin to kick the ball and everybody’ stsopping the ball kinda orange gremlin kicks the ball red gremlin’s pressured and yellow gremlin stops the ball red gremlin tries? and fails! nice save from yellow gremlin! orange gremlin leads the ball orange gremlin leads the ball ‘orange gremlin leads the ball then stops it and leaves it, yellow gremlin controls the ball but orangegremlin is defending it red gremlin stops the ball YELLOW GREMLIN DOES NA EXPLOSI VE KICK‘! GOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLELLLLLLLLL!!! 11! WHAT A AGRESSIVE PLAY PAYS OFF!!!Edition 7 Page 3 The Dredark Chronicle ‘The TDC is a newspaper dedicated to drednot and related stuff to drednot. It is image-based newspaper. T D Cc https://tinyurl.com/DNN7eTDC Submitted by reynox91 Dredark Design Library Competition This server has various designs for you to choose from! ‘They are made easy to find. Every design is first judged by members of the server, then it may or may not be added. We are holding a competition! Winner gets flux! Note that there is a small entry fee https://discord.gg/Wng4hJUzad Submitted by reye 0193 HL Scat Ship attacking sparrowed Storage (Video Footage) Video footage of what looks to be an HL Scat Ship attacking a Derelict/Crit Storage ship of debated Clan origin has recently surfaced. The HL Scat ship was being pushed away by OOT Members. Many users claimed that this was proof HL Griefing, mostly of the Hellenic League. (Refer to the Screenshot below.) Epig, Hellenic League leader denied that the video was HL/OOT griefing and raised doubts that it was an HL member driving the Scat Ship since the video had a poor quality which made verifying the driver difficult. He also believes that this was aa slander/propaganda video against the Hellenic League and an attempt to ruin their reputation. Interested in seeing Video Footage? -> https://tinyurl.com/DNN7eHLScatSS Submitted by orange "The Shadow People was once a Drednot Clan and was making parkour ships and attack ships, but it's gone rogue and started griefing random users. They don't care...no one is safe. They are now an organization that takes requests and griefs ships that players ask. If you are mean to a member of the Shadow People, you will regret it. Our motives is getting banned by power abusing caps, and teaching justice. Maybe even making Dred a better place. Kinda like a black market, Hired. assasins." - [Redacted]. Server invite redacted as requested by Leader. Submited by orangeEdition 7 Page 4 Crab & Cougar Neutrality, against The Hellenic League A anonymous user has mentioned privately that OriginalPops, the leader of Crown, arranged neutrality between Crab and Cougar as shown in the Screenshot. His goal presumably is to get enough forces to go to war with the Hellenic League and overwhelm, them. Which probably explains the neutrality between the two clans. Not much more information was provided other than these Screenshots. ‘A few days later, Crab and the Hellenic League formed neutrality for reasons that remain unknown for now. Submitted by Anonymous The Hellenic League Join the Hellenic League, an active and unique clan in Dredark, With our democratric system, everyone has a voice, and we offer an active distribution system, and various ways to earn flux. Glory to the Hellenic League, death to the tyrants! Aoka yia o EXevix Suppay, Savatog ya ta twpavvov! https://tinyurl.com/DNN7eHL ‘Advertisement requested by rev#0101 Cougar A2+ year-strong clan, experienced leadership, and a friendly, organized community. Fun battles daily, new player-friendly, no griefing or scamming allowed. We value improvement and offer ship design support. Fairness to all, strong alliances. https://tinyurl.com/DNN7eCougar Advertisment reqs by MUTOEdition 7 Page 5 Enforcer bot lashes out at random users / Enforcer bot has enough? Around 6 PM Greenwich Mean Time, user Mojo accidentally triggers the Enforcer bot and makes it lash out on him and some other users. Submitted by orange Yor ae @ @Diamant NEIN Enforcer (MB Today at 1:58 AM aces Ba eee to) CU ais a Lc cs ck on ESC leave Cc cee uc IWILL FUCKING HURT YOU ke OE @Mojo FUCK YOU Lat lc tam aan Atomicmoose's Poached Egg + Tutorial Atomicmoose has recently shared his expirience with cooking egg, a Poached Egg in particular. If you don't know what that is, itis basically "like a hard boiled egg, but without the shell, so it has the egg whites outside and the inside is runny.” as Atomic said it. Would you like to know how to cook a Poached egg? Worry not, atomic has provided instructions on how to cook one if you're interested. "Boil some water to a hard-simmer, after that crack the egg into a bowl, do NOT pop the yolk, after it's simmering get a spoon and swirl the water around until it makes a whirlpool, then drop the egg into that whirlpool. It makes it spin around so the egg whites surround the egg yolk, and the egg yolk stays runny. It's like a 5.8 easy to make, ten being the hardest. It just tasted like a fried egg, which on the toast was really good" Submitted by Atomiemoose 69420ms on US East: Bad internet moments Submited by reynoi93 Deep Space Airships [BETA] Account Sag 1a) ENT ye 6/100 Corr ed SCPEdition 7 Page 6 The Duck- I mean Dredguy Song A dredguy dmed cogg ‘And he said to the man, that he had dmed "Hey! (Bum bum bum) can i get ubanned from test? ‘The man said "No I just ban people. But you can get perma banned ‘And it's easy And it all takes one minute, Can I get you a ban?" ‘The dredguy said, “T'll pass”. Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) "Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum) When the dredguy dmed cogg on discord again ‘And he said to the man that he had dmed again, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) can i be unbanned from test? ‘The man said, "No, like I said yesterday 1 just give bans OK? Why not give it a try?" The duck said, "Goodbye."good day ‘Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) ‘Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) Throwback: A warning to Cogg. Hey cogg, you might wanna add device bans because you have hard banned me, account banned me, and vpn banned me and i can still get in without a problem. Truth is, I like drednot trolling. a lot. And theres no better way to troll than a good ruining of a game ships playerbase. But that is hard. I found spamming racial slurs a great way to do that, and it worked. I should have saw the ban coming, but i didn't I don't hate you much cogg. You really have created 1 gem of a game. The update removing names was a considerably dangerous update, yet you did it anyway. That's the solo reason I'm banned I bet. But seriously, figure this out. I myself and many of my friends might plan a revolution. You need to get this together. I do not care if I'm banned for life. I stopped playing the game as much recently. But I wanna ask you something. Do you think banning your problems will fix them? It won't. Justa tip. Now excuse me but I'm gonna build an army of VPNS to destroy you with. Bye cogg, if you read this. . % <- me an my epic hacker friends 7 gonna hack your game with vpn » ij warn coghgEdition 7 Page 7. End of the line! Enjoying the DNN Newspaper so far? Consider joining our server to support us and get the lastest Newspaper! Say bye bye to Big Brother before you go!