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Autodidact's Journal #17
Autodidact's Journal #17
#17
Although this magazine is for autodidacts of any educational
persuasion – unschooling, homeschooling, private or public school –
a recent family sports drill forced recognition of the differences once
again. Namely, the people I know best find it impossible to stand in
line. At first glance, this seems like an enormous error which reflects
very poorly on such people’s intelligence, but it should then become
evident that this is not a bad thing.
Some will argue that we all stand in line whenever we (used to) go
to the store. This is hardly the same experience, though. It is in
general only when the surroundings mandate it that adults will
willingly stand in a tight, straight line. At an outdoor food stand, the
“line” is more of a mob with invisible numbered tags, and when it is
required, even the business’s attempts to relieve the monotony
often fail. Is the purpose of Instacart to avoid selecting the best
produce, or the indignity of being shuffled along like one of your
own purchases?
-Matrika -Venia
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Etiqutte: Eating At Dinner lips and fingers with it. Spread
Parties across your lap, it will prevent your
Dinner parties are a nerve- clothes becoming stained.
wracking affair. Are you wearing
the right clothes? Can you Soup is another special case. When
understand what everyone says? Is filling your spoon, push it away
your smile too wide, or did you from you towards the opposite side
offend the person on your left? The of your bowl – like your parents tell
topic of dinner behaviour is a huge you to use a knife. If your hand
one. Since we wrote about slips, the soup won’t splash you.
conversation last month, let’s Then raise the spoon to your mouth
cover eating this time. level and sip from the side closest
to you – don’t put the whole spoon
The first rule of thumb is for bowl in your mouth! Wiping out the
cutlery. Simply put, you should bowl with bread is a French
start with the cutlery on the tradition: don’t encourage them.
outside and work inwards. The -Profuga
outside cutlery will often be
smaller; this set is for a starter. It Education in Victorian
may, however, be replaced by a England
soup spoon or other special cutlery. In 1870 a law was passed making it
compulsory for children aged 5-12
At the beginning of a meal, you to go to school. Many children
may have a roll and butter, each in (evidently not autodidacts) did not
their own dish. You should not cut want to go, and even those who did
your roll in half to butter it! go did not always learn to read or
Instead, tear your roll in half with write. There were few trained
your hands, then tear off small teachers, so in a lot of schools the
pieces and butter them individually older pupils taught the younger
with your knife. While this method ones. Another issue was the
may seem unreasonable, it actually unpleasantness of the schools; the
helps to prevent covering you in pupils were often caned, and one
crumbs. man admitted that his design for a
modern prison would do as well for
I presume that most readers will a school!
not take wine with every course; to
refuse wine, you can gently rest When they learned to read and
your hand palm-downwards on top write, the children used hornbooks.
of your wine glass when the waiter These were wooden frames with
comes round. Drinks will be served handles. The alphabet was written
from the right, food from the left. on a slip of paper which was put
inside the frame and covered with
Your napkin should go on your lap, a piece of clear horn. The pupils
and be left unfolded on the table could trace the letters with their
when you get up. Use it lightly fingers.
throughout the meal, dabbing your -Venia
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Special Article: China planes, trains, buses, cars, or
With 1.3 billion people and a motorbikes to meet with their
history of over 5000 years, China families.
has a rich and varied culture.
Much like our Christmas dinner, on
Without the strong Christian the eve of Chinese New Year,
influence the west has had, China’s families will gather around for a
holidays mostly originate from traditional meal, which includes
ancient farm rituals or prayer things like fish (the word for fish,
offerings, instead of biblical events yú (鱼) sounds like the word for
like Jesus’s birth or death. surplus, yú (余), making them think
that eating fish will mean they will
Chinese holidays are based on the have a surplus at the end of the
lunar calendar, so their exact date year), dumplings (which look like
varies from year to year. China has the gold ingots the Chinese used to
seven public holidays, some of use for money, so if you eat them,
which are based on ancient you’re meant to have a prosperous
tradition, and others which are year), and noodles (the long
more recent. Each holiday has its noodles are expected to give long
own customs and stories, but I life).
want to take a quick look at the
biggest holiday of the Chinese They also give red packets, which
calendar. are like a Chinese version of
Christmas presents. Instead of
Chinese New Year. giving objects, they give a packet
with money in it. The amount of
Also known as Spring Festival, or money can vary from ¥100 to
chūn jié. (春节) ¥2,000 (around £11 to £227)
depending on who you give it to.
As the name suggests, Spring
Festival normally falls around At midnight, people will set off
February. It is a two-week holiday, firecrackers, believing the loud
celebrating the new year, noise will scare away evil spirits.
according to the lunar calendar.
Even though it is shrouded in
Although Spring Festival is in some tradition, the primary purpose of
ways like our New Year, it also has Spring Festival is for families to
similarities to Christmas. gather as a family.
Spring Festival is the longest public China is different from the west,
holiday, and people from all over but the people are still much like
China travel back to their home us.
town to visit their families. This can -Ivi Hope
cause huge traffic jams and
[E/N: Thanks Ivi Hope for the special article!
queues, with people often It’s exciting to receive one from someone
travelling hundreds of miles on who’s actually lived in China!]
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-Matrika