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Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Dear Shanzey,
🤓
Happy birthday old grandma ‒ I meant 17. I just wanted to say that
you're an amazing person who has tried to kill me many times, bullied
me and hated my guts ‒ yada yada yada (but that's the least siblings
🙄
do, right?) Anyways, I’ll always admire you from the day I came to
🤮
Canada late, when Haniya was born and shared a smelly bedroom
with one horrendous closet . I’m very grateful to have a sister who
looks out for me, shares our problems together and be a second
mother to me. I want you to know that I’ll always be here for you no
matter what, my best friend, and MY lovely AnSwEr KeY!
🥸
You SUCK at aging, can you at least try to look older? Another 2 years
older, still a little bitch (muwahahahaha ). No matter how serious
life gets, you’ve got to have that one person you can be completely
stupid with, so I’m glad I’ve got you! I smile because you are my sister.
I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it. Have a brilliant
17th birthday!